Ponies everywhere begins to annoy me. I was forced (WHILE DRUNK) by someone I know to watch the stupid show. It was entirely too wholesome for my tastes; plus, the message of the particular episode I was exposed to seemed to be 'HEY KIDS IT'S OKAY TO BE SHITTY TO PEOPLE IF OTHER PEOPLE ARE BEING SHITTY TO YOU. DON'T WORRY, COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED.' Which is not okay.

Also: http://monster-boar.deviantart.com/.....et=25#comments

Damn it's been forever since I logged into FA. :\

Things are going well now, doing some drawings at the moment.

My roommates told me today that I have two weeks to move out. I'm panicking really hard right now.

If anyone knows someone in York, PA who needs a roommate, HELP PLEASE???

I just realized that my new job is basically tetris. I AM THE MAN WHO ARRANGES THE BLOCKS THAT DESCEND UPON ME FROM UP ABOVE!!!! *sings Soviet Tetris forever*

I blame Loki.

http://ormspryde.deviantart.com/art.....ebob-321241119

I'm really tired of hearing about MLP. XP Didn't like 'em when I was a podling, don't like 'em now.

GREY FUR Y U SO HARD TO FIND????? *falls over*

1.) If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be: A bonobo

2.) If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be: A tiger

3.) If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be: A Wolf

4.) If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be: A llama

5.) If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be: A capybara

6.) If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be: An iguana

7.) If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be: A thylacine

8.) If your fursona had to be a fish, it'd be: A lionfish

9.) If your fursona had to be an amphibian, it'd be: One of those giant salamander things that live in Asia

10.) If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be: A golden eagle

11.) If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be: A preying mantis

12.) If your fursona had to be a hybrid, it'd be: Batcat! :D

13.) If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be: DRAGON.

14.) If your fursona had to be a Pokemon, it'd be: Houndour

15.) If your fursona had to be a plant, it'd be: A weeping willow

I literally typed 'acoustic guitar' into ebay's search bar, and it gave me this: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Gustafs-Dut.....item3cc6263a57

That, my friends, is salty licorice. SALTY LICORICE IS NOT A GODDAMN ACOUSTIC GUITAR NO EBAY THAT'S A BAD EBAY!!!!

...so now I kinda want to make a guitar out of salty licorice.

I should also probably sleep at some point. XP

Apparently, my drunksona is British. XDDDD *falls over, dies*

Dear documentary about Nero that I'm watching while I craft,

Did you HAVE to compare Nero acting to Queen Elizabeth pole dancing??????

Incredibly saddened by that mental image,
Erik

P.S., I am GOING to stop thinking about that now!!!

P.S. 2, .........any day now, brain............

Well, that was needlessly complicated and fiddly - JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT OH LOL. XD XP

Also, working on hooves. I think I'm high from the smell of E6000, wheeeeeeee! :D *zzzzzzzz*

There comes a time in every man's life when he has to sit his libido down and give it a good stern talking-to.

So here goes. 'DEAR LIBIDO WHAT THE FUCK???????'

XD

What the damn title says. XP I'm going to bed. :\

is giving away free arts here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3387951/

:3

So, there's this one girl at work who keeps calling me by the wrong name, who is the ONLY person at work still referring to me by my female name. And apparently that's okay in her little world, because every time she's confronted about it she makes some lame fucking excuse.

I also found out the other day that she's a lesbian. You know, you'd think she'd have a little more fucking empathy for a gender outlaw like me. But no, she'd rather show her ass about this. XP

A friend of mine does custom collars and leatherworking, and she's having a contest for someone to win a free collar! :D

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3366469/

GO CHECK HER STUFF OUT DO IT NOW DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!

Boy, do I hate being a responsible adult sometimes! But at least my stupid taxes are done for another year. XP

In other news, I actually found epoxy resin at Walmart today, which stuns me beyond belief. :P I found some in the floral section of all places - it's that fake water stuff. I've just got to get some resin dye, since apparently it doesn't paint up that great. And then, I will make hooves! :D

ARGH STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!! DX

So, I got Skyrim in the mail yesterday and it has eaten my soul.

Also, I traded Mass Effect 3 in and got an expansion for Fallout 3, Arkham Asylum, and Infinite Undiscovery. When I traded the game in, the guy at the Gamestop asked if I knew that they were coming out with their 'clarification' DLC in the summer.

My response to him was 'You can put as much icing as you like on a crap cake, but it's still made of crap.' :P

Apparently I'm not the only one who's bitched to him about the ending of ME3, though he has yet to play it. Good luck, buddy. XP

Smile and the whole world smiles with you, fart and you stand alone. *is shot*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK4u.....eature=related

Brb, pissing myself laughing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFq5.....eature=related

Lol NERD RAGE!

But yeah, the ending ruins the entire series for me.

Lol drinking. Also, I am reconsidering whether or not I should attend AC this year. I have done absolutely no planning for that eventuality, and would need to find a ride and a room. :\

...I was eating lunch with some friends a few days ago, and someone I didn't really know was sitting with them. They were talking about furries, so I said I was one.

His dumbass response was to ask me what I dressed up as.

So I told him 'someone who just lost the Game'. XD

I think sarcasm is always the best response to idiots, as it confuses them, giving you the opportunity for more amusement.

Lol, what a dumbass. My (non-furry) friend and I were talking later, and she said that she wanted to punch him in the face for it, lol.