To the few watchers I have: I'm going to clean out most of my old art. I'm not ashamed of it, but it's n longer the best I can do. Most of my vore-ish art will be up at Eka's Portal: https://aryion.com/g4/user/tamanou

I will also remove all except the latest storyline from my webcomic. I'm going to do that periodically; it has its own site and people can find it.

Better year than many. My goal was to get any of those almost-projects startef, and I did; my webcomic Into the Bookwoods have been up and running for four months no - here, among other places!

Im currently having a calm Cristmas - the best kind of Christmas! - with family. I wishes everyone reading this a happy holidays and that next year get better than this one!

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Not that many people read this, but.. .

Last year for me was if not Hell at least something with the same postal code. I ended the year clinically depressed and physically unwell. I sincerely hope I can recover.

or whatever midwinter holiday you may celebrate!

See, I did draw a few pics this year! yay!

Happy whatever holiday you celebrate around midwinter! I hope to actually draw crap next year! Yay!

Flashmob

[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[x ] you find pet toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 1

[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car.
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 1

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 1

[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 1

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[ ] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 2

[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 0

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 2

[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 0

Final total: 8

Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I Am _% Furry"

Very weird definition of furry. I'm a fantasy gamer; it's like you made a quiz for fantasy gamers and asked whether they pretended to cast spells at people at the mall, or if they went around carrying a sword all the time, or told people their name was Raistlin of Melniboné.

No, I don't really have any watchers I wanna get rid of, but I'm curious. Can I just poke a button and someone watching me stops watching me?

Sure. Let's try it for Bernhard, the closest thing to a 'fursona' I've got.

1: What's your OCs favorite color? - Green

2: Where does your OC work? - At a store that sells plants and gardening equipment.

3: What's your OCs favorite food? - Blueberry pie (a case of species stereotypes, but...)

4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic? - Plastic

5: How old is your OC? - Past forty

6: Does your OC have any supernatural powers? - Nope

7: Is your OC in a relationship? - Yeah... *blush*

8: What are some of your OCs strengths? - Green thumbs, avoids conflicts

9: What are some of your OCs weaknesses? - lazy, avoids conflicts

10: What is your OCs favorite outfit? - Red dress, high heels, pink wig. More in public, blue jeans and a green tee.

11: What is your OCs spirit animal? - A mole rat

12: Is your OC sexually active? - Nowadays

13: What is your OCs earliest memory? - Crying

14: Does your OC have a cell phone? If so, what kind? - Yeah, but it isn't on

15: What makes your OC angry? - Being patronized, being used

16: When is your OCs favorite time of year? - Spring

17: How long can your OC hold their breath? - No idea

18: What kind of underwear does your OC wear? - Normally, briefs, For special occasion, frilly panties.

19: Does your OC prefer plaid or polka dots? - Ugh to both. Polka dots?

20: What's your OCs favorite kind of pizza? - None

21: Who is your OCs best friend? - Hm. friend, not lover, so probably his co-workers

22: Has your OC ever killed someone? - Nope

23: Whats your OCs biggest secret? - His scarier fetishes. (His crossdressing is a secret, but he has told people he's closer to.)

24: What does your OC smell like? - Sweat or soap, earth.

25: What time of year does your OC prefer? - Spring

26: Is your OC a human or an animal? (or something else idk) - An anthro bear

27: What languages does your OC speak? - English, Old Ursine, Spanish, French

28: Does your OC like anime? - Sparingly

29: Can your OC swim? - HSure

30: What does your OC choose to do about the, er, hair down there? - Just leave it

31: Does your OC believe in fairies? - No, but they probably don't care.

32: Did your OC go to college? What did they major in? - Nope

33: Are your OCs parents dead? - Nope

34: Is your OC religious? - Nope.

35: How flexible is your OC? - Extremely not

36: What turns your OC on? - Among other things, sexy female dress, denial and "tribal" outfits.

37: What was your OCs first word? - Babba

38: Does your OC have any pets? - Nope

39: Who is your OCs biggest enemy? - Customers, the weather and his own shortcomings

40: What is the craziest thing your OC has done? - Visited another country on a whim to meet someone

41: What is your OCs motto about life? - Illegitimi non carborundum

42: Does your OC drink coffee or tea? - Coffee, black, bitter.

43: Who is your OCs biggest hero? - His grandmother

44: What color eyes does your OC have? - gray

45: Does your OC like reading? - Yep

46: Is your OC loyal? - Usually

47: Does your OC tolerate violence? - Sometimes.

48: What social class is your OC from? - Lower middle upper clas

49: What country was your OC born in? - Eagleland

50: Does your OC cry easily? - No

51: What is your OCs favorite genre of music? - Showtunes

52: How does your OC feel about insects? - Ants are yummy

53: What is your OCs sexual orientation? - Bisexual

54: Does your OC smoke? - No

55: What gender is your OC? - Male

56: What kind of clothes does your OC wear? - Normally, simplistic and drab practical clothing. For fun times, more... burlesque.

57: Would you call your OC adventurous? - Nope.

58: Is your OC introverted or extroverted? -Introverted

59: What is the first thing that someone would notice about your OC? - His species.

60: Does your OC enjoy nature? - Prefers parks to forests

Took a test here: http://bdsmtest.org/ . It's probably as "scientific" as any internet test, but it feels alright.
== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
100% Switch
91% Bondage Giver
88% Bondage Receiver
84% Degradation Giver
80% Experimentalist
76% Degradation Receiver
75% Non-monogamist
71% Dominant
71% Primal (Predator)
71% Primal (Prey)
71% Submissive
68% Brat
68% Brat Tamer
61% Girl/Boy
61% Sadist
54% Masochist
45% Daddy/Mommy
45% Slave
41% Master/Mistress
25% Vanilla
25% Voyeur
13% Exhibitionist
9% All-Rounder
9% Pervert
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=48700

...or whatever midwinter holiday you celebrate!

Unless my mind plays me tricks, Rebecca Burman (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14799977/) was named as such on a whim in some online RP intended to be a one-shot. (Well, she was named Rebecca Something Else). I might have had a flash of brilliance and somehow named her after a real raccoon, buy I doubt it.

Real raccoon? Well, the story I found online said that Calvin Coolidge (one of them presidents of the US of A) had a pet raccoon named "Rebecca".

That's a funny coincidence.

What's even funnier is - people who actually bother to read this is probably interested in my doodles, and know I have a thing for cooking vore/peril.

Yeah. Becca weren't really mean for that sort of fantasy, but nevermind, just beat with me.

Now, here's the thing: the story I read claimed that when Rebecca dies, Coolidge suggested she'd be served as Thanksgiving Dinner.

Now, farmer's sons (and Coolidge's dad was a farmer, though I rich one) often have zero problem treating an animal with affection even if they later eat it. And there are plenty of people in USA (not all of them poor, nb) that considers a raccoon a perfectly useful meat animal. The story still seems strange to me and I might have got it wrong... but a raccoon named Rebecca, who might has ended as "Thanksgiving dinner".

Things are funny sometimes.

This site has become so much of my normal habits the last months that I found myself fruitlessly clicking it all the time when it was down. Holy mangostane!

I haven't been tagged by anybody, but if people like me waited until we were tagged to do memes, we would never do memes!

RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal

Sadie!

1. What is your name?
Fritzi Kelly

2. Do you know why you were named that?
The Watsonian answer is that my grandmother was Fritzi and that my family names is Kelly. The Doylist answer is that my creator likes the name Fritzi and Mam'zell Hepzibah. If you didn't understand parts of that sentence, look them up!

3. Single or taken?
Single.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Nah. I couldn't even spray you, I've had an operation.

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
Hey, no one can even agree on the definition of that, and I have read enough fanfics to know!

6. What's your eye color?
Brown.

7. How about hair color?
Usually green and purple, but it varies.

8. Have you any family members?
Yep! Pa, his new wife, three siblings and two steps-siblngs.

9. Oh? How about pets?
A cat. Sometimes. At least she stops and sleeps here now and then.

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Rude and dull people.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Lots! I like beach volleyball... and roller skating! I like gaming... and LARPS!

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I've been in a few fights when I was younger and drunker. :(

13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Only in my creator's alternate universes. Ignore him, he's a weirdo.

14. What kind of animal are you?
Skunk and proud!

15. Name your worst habits.
Well... people say I have a hard time taking things seriously. Like, all the time. :(

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Well, sure. Athletes and activists and porn stars and so on! There are lots of wonderful people in the world, you know?

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
I'm sexually attracted to beautiful people. Beauty is more than skin deep, btw.

18. Do you go to school?
Not unless my boss send me on some work-related course, no.

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Nah. I'm not sure I'd be a good parent.

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Some people have admired my costumes while LARPing. Do that counts?

21. What are you most afraid of?
Messing up and losing my job or friends.

22. What do you usually wear?
At work... jeans, tshirts. At leisure, skirts, blouses. Usually tries to be a bit personal about it, though. I pretty much always wear my spiked collar, for instance, and I like flashy colours.

23. What's one food that tempts you?
Hehe, this will sound silly, but stinky foods! Yeah, and I'm a skunk.

24. Am I annoying you?
Not really, but I'm not busy yet.

25. Well, it's still not over!
Then better sit down.

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
Hm. I work with my hands, don't own property, and dont have much saings. Working class?

27. How many friends do you have?
Lots!

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
What kind of pie?

30. Favorite drink?
Tequila!

31. What's your favorite place?
I dunno, a cool club? Friend's apartment, crowded with people? The beach in the morning as the sun rises.

32. Are you interested in anyone~?
Lots of people! You, for instance, why are you asking all these questions?

33. That was a stupid question.
No, it wasn't.

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Ocean - lake sounds dirty.

35. What's your type?
The funny, kinky and adventurous type!

36. Any fetishes?
Mmm, roleplay... oh, and "peril" stories! But, mostly, I have... well, my friend Bernie says I have a "fetish for fetishes". People with weird fantasies are sexier than those without, see?

37. Seme or uke?
I'm not a stereotypical gay man, but I have played one in a vampire larp once...

38. Camping or indoors?
Indoors.

39. Tag People!
My creator says he has too few friends on FA as it is. But anyone who reads this, feel free to feel tagged!

My first time ever as a chibi - and of course its in a cooking pot! http://www.furaffinity.net/full/14593650/

Nah, its not the cruel kind of cooking vore I draw - its a cute joke! Check it and the artists out, please - great commission!

NO one reads my journals, since practically no one watches me, and who the heck reads the journals of who those you watch ;)

But I'll do this one as well - swiped from Fluffball (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/fluffball/)


001. Real Name: Secret

002. Nickname(s): You'll have to make one up for Owlfeather. "Female me" is named Nathaleia.

003. Zodiac Sign: Virgo

004. Male or Female: Male

005. Born: September 3

006. Nationality : Swedish

007. Eye Color: Blue-grey-something

008. Hair Colour: Brown

009. Long or Short: Very short

010. Loud or Quiet: Louder than quiet

011. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans

012. Phone or Camera: Neither

013. Health Freak : Nope

014. Drink or Smoke : Drinks very little, for health reasons

015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone : Yeah, sort of.

016. Political orientation: Not now please. We're at the end of a big election in Sweden and I cannot bear to think more or talk about that stuff.

017. Piercings: None

018.Tattoos: None

HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN] :

019. Airplane: Yes

020. Car Accident: Yes

021. Fist Fight: Yes

FIRSTS

022. First piercing : None.

023. First Best Friend: Erik, the neighbour's kid, as a toddler.

024. First Instrument played : The recorder

025. First award : Erh... I won some tournament during a gaming con while 17 or something.

026. First Crush : Maria, at about 9

027. First Language : Swedish

028. First Vacation : Well, my parents had a summerhouse, and I went there every year from a toddler and on up... and we visited mom's relatives... but if you mean "going on a long journey to a hotel or something", a relative invited me and mom to a week in Cyprus when I was 8.

LASTS :

029. Last Person you talked to: A colleague at work

030 Last Person You Texted : I dunno. I text someone like four times a year. Probably one of my friends during vacation in July.

031. Last Person You Watched : Dunno

032. Last Food You Ate : A biscuit with butter and cheese.

033. Last Movie You Watched : *stares* I dont remember. I rarely watch movies except with friends or relatives.

034. Last Song You listened to : 'Time after time' Cyndi Lauper

035. Last Thing You Bought: Lunch at a restaurant

036. Last Person You Hugged : My mother, couple of weeks a go

FAVES :

037. Food : Fried herring

038. Drink : Coffe!

039. Clothing : For comfort, tshirt and boxers. For pleasure/style, somewhat daring ladies clothing.

040. Book : I don't play favorite with books, but lets say Walden by Thoreau

041. Colour : Pink!

042. Flower : Bluebells

043: Music : 80s stuff, old ballads, theme songs.

044. Movies : Time Bandits, the Princess Bride, The Blues Brothers. Guess when I grew up?

045: Games: Tabletop roleplaying games. I'm on a Tunnels & Trolls roll right now.

046. Subjects : Biology, swedish, history.


IN THE PAST YEAR I...

047. [ ] Kissed in the rain

048. [ ] Celebrated Halloween

049. [ ] Had Your Heart Broken

050. [ ] Went Over the Minutes on Your Cell Phone

051. [ ] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation

052. [ ] Bought Weapons

053. [ ] Breathed fire

054. [ ] Had an Abortion.

055. [x] Done something you've regretted

056. [x] Broke a Promise

057. [x] Kept a Secret

058. [x] Pretended To Be Happy

059. [x] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life.

060. [ ] Pretended To Be Sick

061. [ ] Left The Country.

062. [x] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.

063. [ ] Cried Over The Silliest Thing.

064. [ ] Ran a Mile

065. [ ] Went To the Beach

066. [x] Stayed Single


CURRENTLY :

067. Eating: Nope

068. Drinking : Coffee

069. Getting Ready To : Go back to drawing

070. Listening To : Mega 80s music playlist thing on youtube

071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today: Draw stuff, write stuff, replant my newly bought ivy plants

072. Waiting For : My apartment being renovated (one week left!)

YOUR FUTURE :

073. Want Kids : No

074. Want To Get Married : yeah, but wont happen

075. Careers in mind: I'm satisfied with what I do

WHICH IS BETTER ON A PARTNER

076. Lips or Eyes : Lips

077. Shorter or Taller : Taller

078. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous

079. Nice chest or Nice butt : Mmm, butt

080. Sensitive or Loud : Sensitive.

081. Hook-up Or Relationship : Relationship

082. Troublemaker or Hesitant : Hesitant.


HAVE YOU EVER :

083. Lost Glasses/Contacts : Never

084. Ran Away From Home : Never

085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense : Never.

086. Killed Somebody : Never.

087. Broken Someone's Heart: Probably. We broke each others hearts.

088. Been Arrested : Never.


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

090. Yourself : rarely

091. Miracles : no

092. Love at First Sight : yes, but not from personal experience

093. Heaven : no

094. Hell: no

095. Other peoples sincerity: Oh, people lies less than you think! Lying takes WORK!

096. Magic : no.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now : No, not right now.

098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where you are in life now? Not to a 100%, no.

099. Are You Happy With The Person You're With : I'm single. I have a long-distance relationship of sorts, but we're more like platonic fuckbuddies.

Necromuncher is one of my favorite vore artists. He does cooking vore, which is my fave. I took part in my first YCH arranged by him, and was hence cooked and eaten by proxy: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14310885/

So, this is the first time anyone sees my OC Einar, a sad sack who has only occured in RPs where he's a semi-willing victim to femcan predatory furs. I must actually to something else with him then, I suppose.

Had a brainfart and uploaded a submission I'd already uploaded! Sorry!

They are appearently trying to cater to my particular THING for hot "tribal" guys. Check out this feline "Indian" trying to sell you soft drinks... XD

http://youtu.be/spL77iqRl7s or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spL77iqRl7s

(Yeah, I know its old, but I hadnt notice those ridiculous soft drink commercials with anthros in them until now...)

Man, I'm getting THIRSTY!