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Posted 13 years agoWas kind of old and obsolete. Let's call it a mercy kill.
(I kind of miss getting feedback on my art from strangers who stumble upon it randomly)
(I kind of miss getting feedback on my art from strangers who stumble upon it randomly)
Who wants a free custom-designed tshirt?
Posted 13 years agoMy friend 
is raffling off a free custom t-shirt. Entry is a simple matter of watching her and helping her advertise in your journal.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3559719/
Trust me guys, she is crazy good and well worth these minimal measures. For thos of you like me who aren't too crazy about raffles she also sells them.
is raffling off a free custom t-shirt. Entry is a simple matter of watching her and helping her advertise in your journal.http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3559719/
Trust me guys, she is crazy good and well worth these minimal measures. For thos of you like me who aren't too crazy about raffles she also sells them.
I am worth $4020
Posted 13 years agoFound this on dA somewhere. I tag everyone ever.
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75
Total so far: $100
Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $150
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x] Under 5′4 - $0 (SIZIST. BASTARDS. I WILL FUCKING END YOU.)
Total so far: $150
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $175
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550-
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215
Total so far: $495
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
Total so far: $1095
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision - $400
[x] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1295
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1345
Favorite Colors (limited to 5 only):
[x] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Total so far: $ 3020
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750
Grand Total: $ 4020
A bit of an understatement of a valuation, I was expecting something more in the six figures range...
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75
Total so far: $100
Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $150
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x] Under 5′4 - $0 (SIZIST. BASTARDS. I WILL FUCKING END YOU.)
Total so far: $150
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $175
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550-
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215
Total so far: $495
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
Total so far: $1095
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision - $400
[x] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1295
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1345
Favorite Colors (limited to 5 only):
[x] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Total so far: $ 3020
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750
Grand Total: $ 4020
A bit of an understatement of a valuation, I was expecting something more in the six figures range...
The Delightfully Awkward Meme
Posted 13 years agoTHE PAINFULLY AWKWARD MEME
-Name: Pandorah
-Gender: Female
-Orientation: Heterosexual
-Sign: Capricorn
1. How much do you weigh?:
At least once a day.
2. Do you pee in the shower?:
No, it'd be considerably messier if I tried it as opposed to, say, someone of the male persuasion.
3. Do you look in the toilet before flushing?:
Yes, I sometimes find interesting specimens doing so.
4. Are you a virgin?:
Yes
5. If no, what is the weirdest thing (you want) your partner (to say) to you during sex?:
"Do you pee in the shower?"
6. What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation?:
I don't stick weird things near my vagina.
7. What are your fetishes / kinks / (things you are generally attracted to)? List them all:
- Manly men with happy trails and muscles who fight bears on mountains and take charge in bed and cook and clean and whisper that I'm beautiful *o*
- Europeans
- Uniforms
- Historical clothing
- lol i dunno
8. Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends?:
I might be but this site has a way of making me consider a life of chastity...
9. If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was?
How about no.
10. Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty?:
I fill out these memes with the utmost sincerity.
11. I say mosquito, you say:
Kill it, nigga.
12. I say Steven Segal, you say:
Okay.
13. Oh no, here comes the big one...are you ready for this?
Get it away from me.
14. Are you sure?:
Leave me alone.
15. Okay here it goes...:
Fuck off or you'll lose it forever.
16. What is your favorite color?
*BLUSHES*
-Name: Pandorah
-Gender: Female
-Orientation: Heterosexual
-Sign: Capricorn
1. How much do you weigh?:
At least once a day.
2. Do you pee in the shower?:
No, it'd be considerably messier if I tried it as opposed to, say, someone of the male persuasion.
3. Do you look in the toilet before flushing?:
Yes, I sometimes find interesting specimens doing so.
4. Are you a virgin?:
Yes
5. If no, what is the weirdest thing (you want) your partner (to say) to you during sex?:
"Do you pee in the shower?"
6. What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation?:
I don't stick weird things near my vagina.
7. What are your fetishes / kinks / (things you are generally attracted to)? List them all:
- Manly men with happy trails and muscles who fight bears on mountains and take charge in bed and cook and clean and whisper that I'm beautiful *o*
- Europeans
- Uniforms
- Historical clothing
- lol i dunno
8. Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends?:
I might be but this site has a way of making me consider a life of chastity...
9. If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was?
How about no.
10. Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty?:
I fill out these memes with the utmost sincerity.
11. I say mosquito, you say:
Kill it, nigga.
12. I say Steven Segal, you say:
Okay.
13. Oh no, here comes the big one...are you ready for this?
Get it away from me.
14. Are you sure?:
Leave me alone.
15. Okay here it goes...:
Fuck off or you'll lose it forever.
16. What is your favorite color?
*BLUSHES*
WELL
Posted 13 years agoI'm turning my mature filter back on.
It's been an... interesting few days browsing this site without it.
It's been an... interesting few days browsing this site without it.
