Going on a small hiatus to deal with some stuff at home and work. I'll still be doing art that I owe for my commissioners and the gift art I promised people. I just don't think that I can juggle online social stuff and this RL crap that has come up.

Hopefully this is done and over with soon and I can return.

The Ordering Process: Normal Commissions

To Order a commission from me send a note to me, please be clear and include the following information:

-A ref sheet (or reference picture) for all the characters that will be involved int he picture
-A description of what you want in the picture
-What kind of commission you want, i.e. Sketch, Full Color, etc.
-Any kind of deadline that may apply to the picture. (For a deadline within a month there will be a $3 rush charge)

The Ordering Process: Pay What You Want

To Order a Pay What You Want comment on the advertisement journal to claim a slot. A note will then be sent to you with my paypal information. Once payment is made please reply to the note with the following information:
-Confirmation of payment (A simple 'money sent' will do)
-Ref of character or characters
-Preferred rating for picture
-Preferred pose ideas (Note: I get the final say in poses for pwyw commissions but 9/10 I will use your idea)

The Commission Process

For normal commissions, payment will not be needed until you are given an approval sketch. After the sketch is approved, you can send the money for the commission and once payment is confirmed the commission will be finished.

PWYW commissions will not get an approval sketch.

After the sketch is approved: NO CHANGES CAN BE MADE TO THE PICTURE!! So don't be shy when you are given the approval sketch, tell me what you need changed so you can be given a good product.

What I Will and Will Not Draw

Will:
-m/m
-m/f
-f/f
-Nsfw
-furries, humans, robots
-Most fetishes
-Fanart (provided I am either familiar with the show or am given good refs)
-OC/Cannon Character
-Ponies

Will Not:
-Scat
-Watersports
-Vomit
-Pregnency
-Unbirth
-Shoe Fetishes

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Based of the playthrough me, , , , and are doing of Game Dev Tycoon.

DAMN IT ALL GAMES!!!!! WE DESERVED A 10 AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!

Everyone else is doing it and I love a bandwagon so ask me anything

Looking for someone with a Frogadier in their Friend Safari!!! Message me to exchange friend codes

I got tagged by

So apparently if you're tagged you gotta do it too c: and comment here with your results so I can see them! (and a journal of your own)

"The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/hates about yourself" and people who get tagged MUST write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things/hates as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" on their User Page comments and tell them to read yours.

So... here are mine:

1- I tend to assume everything is my fault
2- I tend to pick at things until they scar
3- I think about sex like...all the time
4- When I like a thing I tend to obsess over it
5- I overthink almost ever social interaction
6- I compulsively make characters

I tag:

tural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $10.00
[ ] Blonde - $7.50
[ ] Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ] Other - $5.00

$ 10.00

Eye Color:
[X] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[ ] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[ ] Other - $1.50

$ 15.00

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[X] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ ] Under 5′4 - $9.50

$ 23.50

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[X] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[ ] 0 to 18 - $10.00

$ 28.50

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[ ] First Born - $32.00
[X] Only Child - $25.00
[ ] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[ ] Last Born - $10.00
[ ] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50

$ 53.50

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40.00
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[ ] Sometimes - $21.50
[X] YES - $20.00
[ ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $60.00

$ 73.50

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[x] Glasses $5.00
[ ] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00

$ 78.50

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $30.00
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[ ] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[X] 7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00

$ 128.50

Favorite Colors (two):

[ ] Green-$75.00
[ ] Red - $60.00
[ ] Black - $10.00
[X] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[ ] Purple - $22.50
[ ] White - $40.00
[ ] Aqua - $35.00
[ ] Orange - $30.00
[ ] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[X] Other - $50.00

$ 226.00

Letter your middle name(s) start with:

[ ] a-f - $5.00
[ ] g-k - $17.50
[X] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[ ] v-z -$25.0

$ 256.00

Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[ ] white - $11.00
[ ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[X] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[ ] blue - $22.00
[ ] other - $35.00

$ 289.00

First letter of the person you last talked to

[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[X] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[ ] z - $25.00

$ 309.00

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ]Nope- $100.00
[X] some- $75.00

Total: $ 384.00

Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"

I was a little worried I wouldn't be able to get it fixed but I was lucky enough that a friend of mine was able to donate what I needed to get the problem fixed, so it wasn't too horribly bad just more of a pain in the ass than anything.

To the guys that advertised to help me get it fixed thanks so much, you guys are lifesavers!!

So...my laptop is having trouble registering it's charger and that...that's bad ^_^;; I need to save up some money so I can either get it fixed or replace it. And in order to do that....

CHIBI SALE!!!!

All chibi pics are now just $5 a character!!

Unlimited slots!!

So, I know it's not popular when this happens but considering all the practice and stuff I've been putting in to improving I think its time for a small price increase for my commissions.

It's not a ton so please don't freak out ^_^;; The new prices are listed in the Commission Info tab but I'll also post them here.

Chibi Commission: A chibi character, colored and shaded - $8.00 per character

Flat Color Commission: A full figure, lined and colored- $15.00 per character

Full Color Commission: A full figure, lined, colored, and shaded- $20.00 per character

100%

( ) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) given a handjob.
( ) gotten a handjob.
(x) given a blowjob.
( ) gotten a blowjob.
( ) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

(x) felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(x) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
( ) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%

( ) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
( ) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
( ) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%

( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
(x) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

(x) Made out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
( ) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
( ) Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%

( ) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

(x) Avoided somebody.
( ) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity.
(x) Ridden a horse.
( ) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69% (tee hee)

( ) Got caught stealing something.
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
(x) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( ) Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%

( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
( ) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
( ) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%

( ) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
( ) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.

FINAL PERCENTAGE: 58%

I'm more innocent than all my friends apparently!! Who knew...I KNEW YOU WERE TRYING TO CORRUPT ME QUETZA!!!!

Meme taken from 's journal

made me a really awesome Icon of my fox character Gwyn and I'M USING IT!!!!!

Her commissions are open now and you guys should go throw money at her because the art is AWESOME!!!!!

It's https://www.weasyl.com/~paranoidnikki

I don't like the site...I'll be way more active on here but...*sigh* so many people are leaving I figured I should be more visible

Meh

I'm working on a new style of Chibi so hey guys I figured I'd have a little bit of a sale so I can practice on you all!!!

You send me a ref and I'll doodle you up something cute and cuddly with your character for the low low LOW price of $2!!!!

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Comment here or Note me to nab one of these cutesie commissions!!!

Hello everyone! I've finally been able to sort out my connection issues and if you can't tell from this Journal I am back to FA.

Big shout out to and who were a BIG help in getting me back online, you guys are the masters of awesome and some really great friends <3 <3 This kitten is eternally grateful.

Hey y'all, this is  askir here to report on for Nikki.

Nikki is currently experiencing connectivity issues. She cannot connect to FA or any other sites that require a login and/or have massive and multiple image galleries. She has, at the time of this journal, gone to bed and she, I, and another friend are going to go through the various methods to try to fix this.

If you wish to commission ParanoidNikki OR you are already in the commission process, please private message me, Askir, at my account at  askir, and I will provide you with a means to contact and keep in touch with ParanoidNikki until this issue is resolved.

This is a quick little announcement that I have indeed made a separate account for all of my MLP art and role play stuff. If you are a fan I implore you to please hoof it over and have a little look see around. It's just started and I'm in the process of uploading a ton of art that I have never uploaded before.

It is also the hub for an active rp so please feel free to come and check that out as well. I will also be offering Pony commissions if anyone is interested in that.

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Here's the Account, I hope to see all of you MLP fans over there ^_^

Looking for friends for the Pokemon Y stuff. Yes I know I'm late but I just got the game for Christmas this year!! Iffen y'all want to add me to your friend list thing my friend code is: 4596-9529-7147

Since I actually have some folks lined up I figure I'd make a queue to make sure everyone knows where they stand.

Slots

1. (Finished!) Top tier
2. (Finished!) top tier
2. (Finished!) top tier
4. (Sketched Awaiting Approval) Top tier
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7.
8.
9.
10.

Looking for someone who makes icons! I'd like to get some linked icons for myself and a few friends!

Commissions on sale until I state otherwise!!

Cell Shading pics are $10.00 per character

Soft Shading pics are $6.00 per character

Flat Color are $5.00 per character

And all Chibis are just $1.00 A character!!

Comment or note to grab one!

My Icon for October!!

Hey hey everyfurry!! *hands head and shame* I don't even...ANYWAY

I've been arting practically non-stop for the past three days and filled nearly 18 pages in my sketchbook!! Here's the issue, all of it is MLP related art.

I want to ask my watchers this much, would you guys mind a sudden influx of MLP stuff ooooor should I think about making an alternate account for my MLP art ooooor should I do something like a tumblr of those kind of pics?

Just leave a comment with your advice or comments or outrage about MLP whatever you have to say ^__^

Check it out here: http://www.furaffinity.net/full/11153586/

Seems like a really solidly awesome pose so totally get in on this peoples!!

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession

Day 3: Eight Ways to Win My Heart
1) Don't judge me for being strange and going onto weird tangents.
2) Love me for more than a body.
3) Be Spontaneously Romantic, surprise me with an I Love You or a Valentines card not on V-Day
4) Have intelligent conversation with me
5) Cuddles!!
6) Be willing to Kiss and snuggle without pressuring anything else
7) Understand that sometimes my mind goes to weird places, and don't hate me for it
8) Smile a lot

Day 4: Seven Things That Cross My Mind a Lot
1) DnD character stuff
2) Pokemon Team Combinations
3) Character Designs
4) Pic Ideas
5) Story Ideas
6) The Passage of Time
7) Ways to Beat Boredom