Age: twenty and one
Where did you grow up: maryland

WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
stream

2. What is the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
shopping cart

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
lunch box

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
skillet

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
couch. the two seater is a loveseat

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
drain? i don't care

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
porch with awning? i don't know

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
soda

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
pancakes

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
sub

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
trunks

12. Shoes worn for sports.
tennis shoes (doesn't matter what sport!)

13. Putting a room in order.
avoiding a beating

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
lightning bug

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
horrid little beastie

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
seesaw

17. How do you eat your pizza?
one hand

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
yard sale

19. What's the evening meal?
DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
basement

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
fountain

I need to eat

Have some icon/badge commissions, sirs

please to be sending note

This would be Fomalhaut's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Ivt-ikYIk

I am curious to know.

something for whoever gets 1010

i shall complete them thusly



















i refuse to draw any more porn.

WHY AREN'T YOU REQUESTING ME

FREE DRAWINGS

FIVE OF THEM

SEND ME A NOTE GOD DAMN

From now on every animal has horns.

Draw them.

current mood: horny LOLOLOLOLOL fuck all of this.

Basics:

Name: Fomalhaut Esarhaddon Azhar (you fools ain't gettin' my real name)
Nickname: Fom, Foma, Fomal
Fursona: rabbit satyr abomination
Date of Birth: 12-6-1986
Birthplace: Washington, DC
Current Location: Nokesville, VA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blaque
Height: 6'3
Heritage: I can't trace my heritage any further back than a very long boat ride
Piercings: No, but maybe in the future
Tattoos: No


Favourite:

Animal: goats
Band/Singer: Fantastic Plastic Machine
Song: The Human Stain
Movie: Jackie Brown
Disney Movie: Hercules
Disney Show: fuck
Disney Character: Goofy
TV show: ATHF
Food: Pastas <3
Pizza topping: pep, sau, g. pep
Ice-Cream Flavor: all
Pocky Flavor: fuck all of this noise RIGHT NOW
Drink (alcoholic): disaronno sour
Cookie: Oatmeal
Store; shitbucket ltd
Clothing Brand: you
Shoe Brand: Vans
Season: Spring
Month: May
Convention/Holiday/Festival: New Years
Flower: Black Eyed Susan
Board game: Risk or Clue


This or That:

Sunny or rainy: rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: chooooooocolate
Fruit or veggie: omg both you fiend
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: AIM *typetypetype*
Looks or personality: leaning towards personality
Coffee or tea: fuck both
Hot or cold: cold. I can warm up easily enough but I hate being hot.

Your:

Goal for this year: living on my own
Most missed memory: the good ol' days?
Best physical feature: CONFIDENTIAL oddly enough the compliment I hear most is that my body in general is nice
First thought waking up: "Help me, God"
Hypothetical personality disorder: histrionic
Preferred type of surgery: asleep'd
Sesame street alter ego: Big Bird
Fairytale alter ego: shit
Most stupid remark: MAMA LUIGI
Worst crime: Looking this damn good.
Greatest ambition: video game voice acting!
Greatest fear: being ignored
Darkest secret: "Where's the pickle?" "Teehee, that's the surprise!"
Favorite subject: History, Theatre, Psychology
Strangest received gift: A snowglobe in the middle of summer
Worst habit: pulling my hair


Do You:

Smoke: no
Drink: occasionally
Curse: NO
Shower daily: FUCK YOU I mean yes
Like thunderstorms: love 'em! They're perfect mid-afternoon naptime lullabies...
Dance in the rain: If I can!
Sing: With great passion
Play an instrument: meat flute
Get along with your parents: Hahahaha no
Wish on stars: No
Believe in fate: No
Believe in love at first sight: Yes. I usually end up being wrong though

Can You:

Drive: Yes (not legally though. accursed eyesight)
Sew: No
Cook: Yep!
Speak another language: J'AIME LE POMPLEMOUSSE
Sing: Oh yeah
Touch your nose with your tongue: No.
Whistle: Indeed
Curl your tongue: I can curl your hair

Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: oh yes
Been Stoned/High: undoubtedly
Eaten Sushi: to excess
Been in Love: I think so
Skipped school: Truancy!
Made prank calls: Never
Sent someone a love letter: Yes...
Stolen something: Indeed
Cried yourself to sleep: Yees

Other Questions:

What annoys you most in a person?: inability to open up, ignorant blowhards who can't take a hint
Are you right or left handed?: Right.
What is your bedtime?: When I am in bed, so ALWAYS
Name three things you can't live without: pooping, peeing, burping
What is the color of your room?: off yellow I WANT TO DIE IN THIS PLACE
Do you have any siblings?: Younger sister
Do you have any pets?: A ferret *grins*
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: No. I don't hate anyone D:
What is you middle name?: Walter (!)
What are you nicknames?: buttkiss mackenzie
Are you for or against gay marriage?: I WANNA GET MARRIED TO THE GREATEST MAN EVER AND MAKE HIM DINNER AND CLEAN HIS HOUSE AND IRON HIS CLOTHES AND PLEASE HIM WITH MY ORIFICES FOREVER this is actually not too terribly far from the truth
What are your thoughts on abortion?: My mind is so far removed from the vagina that I've never taken a solid stance. I guess by default that would make me choice?
Do you have a crush on anyone? Possibly.
Are you afraid of the dark? Usually...
How do you want to die?: In a blaze of glory.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: A lot.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: Without hesitation.
Are there any rules you've broken?: Are there any dicks in your butt?

Having finished (but not scanned or uploaded) my commission queue, I am totally open for more. I am testing to see if I can improve at all.

So, in order to offer tantalizing eyeball fodder to attract people to commission me...I'm taking requests. Five requests! It won't be a first come first serve thing...I'm pretty much going to have to play pony to the cutest, sexiest or most awesome ideas offered...if any are offered at all.

Please participate!

MAH BOI
OH BOY
MAH BOI
OH BOY
MAH BOI
OH BOY

1.) Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
Idiosyncratic empyrean freebooter cackling aloud with gusto

2.) What is your favorite song? Genre?
Eh....Kamelot - The Human Stain. Don't have a favorite genre.

3.) Do you consider yourself to be a fancy person or a person of simple tastes?
I have been called a Fancy Lad on more than one occassion.

4.) What is your favorite book or type of book?
Cultural epics like Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Iliad, Gilgamesh, Ramayana, etc

5.) If you could change one thing about society what would it be?
I don't know.

6.) If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
Painting moustaches on helpless people.

7.) If you were taking a dump and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish taking a dump then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish taking a dump?
What the fuck.

8.) What faith/religion do you subscribe to?
I don't subscribe to anything, but I have my beliefs.

9.) What things annoy you the most right now?
Time

10.) Where do you see yourself in 30 years?
Living as a brain inside of a mech suit hell bent on destroying four turtles and a rat.

11.) Favorite indulgences: Candy? Ice cream? Chips? Pretzels? Cheese? Crackers? Fruit? Other?
chocolaaaaaaate

12.) Jane Austen, yea or nay?
I looooooooved Wuthering Heights

13.) Do you exercise?
Not as much as I used to bawwwww

14.) Do you smoke, drink, or do drugs?
I drink sometimes. Usually my clothes fall off shortly thereafter

15.) Say something witty (make it your own).
Something witty.

16.) How is your relationship with your mother?
Let me talk to you about my relationship with your mother.

17.) Cats or dogs?
People. >:3

18.) What’s your least favorite part of sex?
After I'm done...'cause I know in a couple of minutes I'm gonna be fiendin' to go again...and after three or four times, it really starts to hurt.

19.) Would you ever wear a thong?
Oh yeah D: looooove underwears lawl

20.) Do you have a motto?
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake!

Soooo

After I finish these few commissions... I'll totally be taking more!

YOU WANT IT?

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Zelda, fuck you.

In other news, I am obsessed with doing OpenCanvas with peoples. Let's draw!

Delmore is made out of candy, eat him
Also I smell like kiwi

You want one from me? so super cheap for you. I do anything. icons, badges, fullsize, traditional or digital. You want one, right? send me a note and we'll work something out for almost no money whatsover. I just want to draw!

okay that's a damn lie, I want to eat

I'm 21.

Get me drunk so you can do unbecoming things to me while I'm vulnerable.

more gnolls from the barbary coast

and a few goats

yeah more goats. in underwear

skimpy underwear

draw more gnolls

fomalhaut

not formalhaut!

just sayin'

I will only do them anymore if I receive monies

'cause i am broke ):