There's nothing I hate more than liars.

I have accomplished most things I set out to do this week. I bought a couch, replaced my ps3, fixed my phone, bought some carpet for the living room, got all of my furniture, made shelves for Beth, bought Dragon age, and took the girls out for dinner, got an interview from Long John Silvers next week, getting ready to quit school, got groceries, and new flip flops.

Now if only I could make root beer spout from my nipples....

So anyway, I lost a friend, got kicked out of school, and have somehow angered everyone around me for no reason I can think of.

I knew there would be a fallout to everything good. There always is. This is real life, nothing except porn is free.

So....apparently, my school doesn't block fur affinity. You hear that fur fags? You're officially education safe, and that's coming from a school that blocks obscure yaoi websites with almost no users or fanbase. I guess we know what that means, one of my teachers faps it to furries in his office.

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So anyways my furries and I were out getting fried chicken and white women, and there's this movie theatre by our house. My furfag Xemmy is all 'Fightclub is showing', and I'm all 'Hoshit'. So I prance gaily over to the boxoffice and talk to this oldfag in the window. The tickets are 7 poke dollars. I have 7 poke dollurs.

I rape everybody in the butt.

I get all excited and shit, because dude, dude, dude, srsly, fried chicken and Fightclub. I am a happy google. Cause that's what I am, a fucking google. I'm a cow-dragon-mouse-cat-thing. Shut the fuck up, it makes sense. So any way, I have a pocket filled with hotsauce and fried chicken, but not in my pocket. Who the fuck has fried chicken in their pocket?

So anyway, there's like boba and Xemmy's never had boba. So he drinks Beth's delicious ball filled nut milk. But that has nothing to do with anything except haha, nut milk.

Who's Beth you ask? Well you shouldn't fucking ask, this is the internet. You could all be rapists. Beth is the red pill, maybe, possibly.

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

So anyway, Riku and Sora are there, but Sora is like 12 people and he she it him her is am also a lady. We're not sure. We all go to Walgreens, but not for fags. We had too many of those already.

Shit happens and my pants are filled with candy.

Then Fightclub happens, except we aren't supposed to talk about it.

Long story short, this is the Matrix.

I do commissions n' shit

*Avatars 1$-5$***
*Chibi 10$-15$*
*Fullbody 20$-25$**
*Bust 10$

All art prices vary depending on intricacy. Waiting periods can last up to 2 months. If it isn't done after that point, you will have the choice to be given a refund or wait for another month.

I reserve the right to decline a request in the event that I think that's nasty.

I am more than capable of doing non-furry art.

***They're standard face shots of the same style and quality as the one I use.
*Up to 2 characters
**Limit of 1 per order


I only do digital art, I do not commission traditional art at all. I do non anthro as well, and it's better than my furry art.

Basic coloring is included in the fee. Shading is an extra 5 dollars, but I have a tendency to throw it in for free if I really like a picture. I have a tendency to throw extras in, in general, if I really like a piece.

I make figurines and do customized painted sneakers as well upon special request. I'm WAY cheaper than most shoe artists, and my figurines are at a measly 10$ plus shipping. They're about the size of a kiwi.

I make scarves. You can design them completely to your liking including the type of fabric, tasslework, hoods, semi realistic ears, design, length, etc. Please note that prices do in fact vary as some fabric and additions may cost more than others. They start at 10$ plus shipping. Majority(90%) of your money goes to fabric cost, because I actually enjoy making these quite a bit.

I don't do knitting or embroidery.

I have a very strict pre pay policy and only accept pay pal. This is because ALOT of people on Deviantart have commissions pieces and never paid me.

I'm a real guy, and even though it may not help to state it, I am incredibly trustworthy. Upon payment you will be given access to my personal facebook page which will allow you to bug the crud out of me. Only my family is allowed on this page. This is to give you a bit of support knowing I wont screw you over. You'll be deleted the week after you receive your product to allow time for any complaints or return arrangements.

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