Ahoy thar t'all ye lads n lasses! Why, it be fathoms o'time what passed since last yer cap'n spake onto ye all. I be most apologetic indeed. I were away fro'Fur Affinity fer th'most part, acause I were 'oldin' down n'oliday job. I also were visitin' w'me family.

Aye, s'ow be yer 'Olidays so far? Got ye plenty o'loot under th'tree? *grins* 'Ow went visitin' w'yer families?

Ahoy t'all ye lads n lasses! 'Ow be ye all?


Aye, yer favourite crusty ol' salt wishes t'learn 'imself 'ow t'craft art n'me iPad. Aye, I've one o'those. 'Owever, I've not th'foggiest o'where t'begin. Be thar any free websites n free art apps fer m'iPad what I can utilise t'craft me art?

Thank ye all s'very kindly. *grins*

Ahoy thar me 'earties! 'Ow be ye all on a fine day such as this?!


Me first order o'business be 'at yer cap'n were a wee bit busy w'a multitude o'things. Durin' these busiest o'times, I've accrued a multitude of watchers what 'as pushed me count t'425! I be not able t'list ye all, but I wish t'thank ye all fro'th'bottom o'me 'eart fer watchin me n welcome aboard m'crew!


M'second order o'business be: I be in need o'an artist what be able t'make n'adult art request. Aye, I've no doubloons t'spare, n I wish t'get sommat fer th'most special bear n'th'world. Know ye any artist what can 'elp me m'earties what can do m'request w'out makin' me wait.


M'third order o'business be: I wish t'learn meself 'ow t'craft art n'me iPad. ((I have one in real life.)) What be th'best app t'download fer free. Where should start I n'me voyage? *grins*


I look most ford t'yer assistance in me matters. *bows*

Ahoy m'earties. Afore I begin m'business, I wished t'announce 'at th'grand reopenin' t'th'pizzeria be th'twenty-fifth o'December! Ye 'eard m'correctly. We plan t'celebrate w'an 'oliday pizza party!

M'first order o'business be 'at m'teddybear wishes ye participate n what 'e says be "Mad Libs". Aye, I participated. Won't ye please t'participate right 'ere? This be most important t'me. Ye wish not t'disappoint yer cap'n, d'ye now?

M'second order o'business be 'at m'teddybear be acceptin' gratuity. 'E also 'as but one last commission spot open 'ere if ye wish t'partake n'at. Send 'im a note if ye be interested n'at.

Lastly, this 'ere be m'latest watchers.

 nikobelic
 garci
 wolfcoin009
 twilight-the-kitsune
 draco-rex
 ryoshepherd
 shadownight1

Thank ye s'much fer watchin' n welcome aboard m'crew!

Ahoy lads n lasses. I've returned fro'a romantic night out w'm'darlin sweet teddybear. This be th'first time I left Freddy's fer years, n I were on m'best behaviour. M'Jimmy's mum were quite apprehensive in th'presence o'me visage, but I won 'er o'er. M'teddy n I split th'most decadent lasagna m'taste sensors e'er sensed. 'E said onto I 'at I ate t'fast. Methought two bites weren't t'fast fer a sizable half o'lasagna. Aye, we snuggled n th'romantic atmosphere as 'is mum looked on.

One thing t'note: durin th'course o'our dinin, 'at shanty "Everytime I Look at You" what were wrought by Il Divo made m'teddy 'ave t'dry 'is eyes. Aye, those be tears o'deep affection.

Me second order o'business be m'teddy n I be back 'ere at Fazbears t'share our tales with th'other three animatronics n Goldie too. After that moment, m'teddy n I shall 'ave our cove time. *winks* I declare onto ye all, 'at were th'best night o'me life in a long time. *smiles gently*


Speakin' o'me teddybear, why, 'e be open fer commissions. Take ye a gander 'ere at this journal only if ye be o'th'age o'18 years n older.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6245089/


Last o'all, 'ere be m'latest watchers four.

 mech-ah
 skyrent
 juniorlovesyouu
 tfb-furries-artist

Thank ye s'much fer watchin' me, n welcome aboard m'crew!

Ahoy m'lads n lasses! This be a most fantastic day indeed, fer I've sommat on Bonnie what I be knowledgeable 'e wishes not fer ye t'know! This be proof 'e be n'addled lummox! Please take ye a gander at th'video 'ere!



Yarharhar! First o'all, y'observe Bonnie's most limited span o'attention. *grins* Why, 'e be th'one what seeks t'arass th'guard th'most. When 'e gets not th'response 'e seeks, why, 'e tripped o'er 'is own feet n fell down, yarharhar!

After I sought t'welcome th'guard n 'e dejected me, why, th'addled jackrabbit smashed me asunder upon th'wall! *grimaces* At least I wrought m'revenge upon th'lummox once six o'clock arrived. *grins*

Following 'at, Bonnie pretends 'e be Miley Cyrus durin' th'chicken dance! Yaaaar, I know not what be 'is problem, but 'e be a most gigantic addled carrot-muncher t'be sure, yarharharhar!


Aye, n 'ere be m'latest watchers two.

 lonewolf1234
 ambientmutt

Thank ye most kindly fer watchin' me, n welcome aboard m'crew!

M'teddybear be 'ostin' n'Omegle party. Would y'be s'kind as t'join 'im?

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6234424/

Ahoy t'ye m'earties! 'Appy 'Alloween t'ye all!!




Aye, s'm'first be t'shout out t'm'latest watchers seven!

 overlord2
 cinnanom
 voltage890
 silver-bluewolf
 rodboy
 betrayerofnihil
 ctg22

Thank ye fer watchin' n welcome aboard m'crew!





Aye, m'second order o'business be t'announce m'teddybear's 'Alloween Party! D'yer cap'n a favour n try t'attend it. *grins* Thank ye most kindly.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6231874/

M'teddybear be 'avin a fazfurs meet-up 'ere, http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6225260/ n'e still be waitin' fer people! Come join 'is crew n 'ave a merry time m'earties! *grins*

Ahoy m'earties! It be I, yer favourite pirate cove fox! 'Ow be all ye this fine Saturday evenin?

YAR, m'first order o'business be an apology. I apologise 'ole-'eartedly fer bein absent fer th'past day or so. Yer cap'n were ailin n under th'weather. I shall be answerin m'notes, m'shouts, n th'replies t'me in short order.

In th'meantime, 'ere be m'latest watchers!

 ncoyote
 fuzzymcfuzz
 nh63879
 seabuster

Thank ye s'kindly fer watchin' me, n'welcome aboard m'crew!

Ahoy t'all m'earties! T'day be a most grand day o'celebration fer all!

Th'first reason be, a new trailer were released fer th'sequel t'me game!



Aye, n let not Bonnie's new visage fool ye. E still be th'same klutz 'e were afore 'is makeover, yarharhar.



Th'second reason fer celebration be, this day marks one month o'bliss o'bein' w'm'teddybear . *grins widely* I love ye w'all m'eart m'darlin' Jimmy, n this 'ere be a toast t'many more months n years t'gether! *swigs a wee bit o'Cap'n Morgan's*



M'final reason be I be 26 crewmembers away fro'400! *grins* 'Ere be m'latest 7.

 cedricbrowning
 dezmynt2000
 ikey-butt
 steelbronyotaku
 grimshamrock
 mitchwolf
 jmfoxfire

Thank ye s'much fer watchin' yer crusty ol' sea cap'n fox, n welcome aboard m'crew!

M'darlin' teddybear be 'ostin' a clean TMI Tuesday event w'all o'us 'ere.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6206064/

S'be sure t'set sail fer th'Fazfurs page n join in th'fun! Land ho!

Ahoy t'all ye lads n lasses. 'Ow be y'all t'day?! M'first order o'business be t'announce m'latest watchers 6:

 bexis
 laru
 rusisangraywolf
 cursedmark
 digitalkid2009
 boltfan25

Thank ye s'kindly fer watchin me n welcome aboard m'crew!



Now, m'second order o'business be t'mention sommat what be weighin' on m'brain circuits, fer it be vexin' me. M'page be a place fer fun n folly n a place t'interact w'th'world's greatest crusty ol' salty sea fox *points t'meself*. As such, m'fans tend t'like t'joke w'one another as well as w'me. *grins* This be not a page o'drama n argument. S'ere be m'advice t'ye all: if one o'me fans makes a joke t'ye what be not t'yer taste, it be best t'ignore th'joke n move ford s'as t'not sully n bring down th'otherwise lightened mood. We be 'ere t'get along w'one another n not t'grumble o'er what makes th'other laugh, savvy?

Now, let us sail forth in friendship and fun!

*jolts awake, swingin' m'hook* AVAST YE LANDLUBBERS!!! Who goes thar?!!? *opens m'eyes* *m'ears lower* I do 'eartily apologise fer 'at m'earties. I be in a state o'rest fer three long days whilst I awaited th'grand reopenin' o'FurAffinity.


Aye, methinks m'first order o'business be t'mention m'latest watchers!

 drahdifurball
 irishwolf115
 magic007

Thank ye three s'much fer watchin' this tattered ol' dirty salt n welcome aboard m'crew m'earties!


M'second order o'business be o'me visage. *grins slyly* http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb.....gtBefreddy.jpg Aye, I be not a sissy pantywaist after all m'earties! I be more tattered, what be a vast improvement methinks. It be a demonstration o'just 'ow dangerous I truly be t'whom what oppose me.


M'last order o'business be t'mention a passing. Earlier this week, m'little buddy  connerwolf45 passed on. If ye'd be s'kind as t'offer yer cap'n words o'comfort, I'd be most appreciative o'ye.

Ahoy m'earties. First o'all, 'ere be m'latest watchers. *grins*

 flies-in-my-eyes
 dorkulus
 chubsthewolff
 angelblancoarts

Thank ye s'much fer watchin' me n welcome aboard m'crew!



M'main order o'business be a question fer ye all. Afore I ask it, I must apprise ye o'th'reason I ask it. Bonnie be callin' me Foxette all day t'day, acause methinks 'e be actin' petty bout all th'attention I receive. I declared onto 'im as much, n he claimed 'e be better despite I be more popular. I says t'im 'at ye wonderful watchers declare it otherwise, n'e asked me t'name reasons why.

So me 'earties, would ye please comment 'ere as t'why ye like me? Thank ye most kindly!

(I shall read yer replies after a bit o'cove time w'th'mate. *winks slyly*)

Ahoy t'all ye lads n lasses. After m'visit t'Jonathan's, I be all cleaned n polished. So, m'first order o'business be th'latest review o'me game. http://toucharcade.com/2014/10/09/f.....reddys-review/



M'second order o'business be o'darker matters. Within th'past pair o'days, thar were a bad wind blowin' what almost tore m'mateship w'me darlin' teddybear asunder!

Thar were this guy what made a comment what referred t'is 'usband. Methought at first 'e were referrin' t'is own 'usband of which 'e 'ad not. 'Owever, 'e then took claim t'me bein' 'is 'usband! I know not who be this lad! M'teddybear knew not what t'think, n I knew not what t'do t'elp m'bear not feel sad nor what t'say. At least Bonnie 'elped me t'make m'bear feel better.

This 'ere be m'point. It be fine t'ave privvy fantasies o'me. I be most glad t'give 'ugs n t'receive compliments. 'Owever m'earties, understand this: I be not 'ere t'act as anyone else's spouse, n thar be no parlay t'try n negotiate this! Jimbear be m'lovey, savvy?



In order t'end on an 'appy note, m'last order o'business be a shout out t'm'latest watchers. *grins*

 furzfanger
 denotec
 shadowknight19100
 johnxgin3
 gamerfang
 kyeshep

Thank ye all fer watchin' me n welcome aboard m'crew m'earties!!

Ahoy t'all ye lads n lasses! M'only order o' business fer now be: I be goin in t'ave meself spruced up. When I return fro'me voyage, I shall post m'new journal announcin' m'latest watchers. Until 'en, fair winds t'ye. *grins*

Ahoy t'all ye lads n lasses! It be I, yer favourite pirate!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMJpHihykI


YAAAAAAR! M'first order o'business be t'give a shoutout t'me latest watchers 7!

 speedster101
 mrmyschief
 binturongboy
 vtdragon
 hexhawk
 foxenbperry

Thank ye all fer watchin this crusty ol' salt n welcome aboard m'crew!


And now, m'second order o'business be: m'cap'n  freddyfazbear 'as returned!! 'E be away fer about a month, n durin' that time, 'is temp allowed th'page t'go t'ruin! 'E did not much w'it, n 'e were cold n mean t'Freddy's fans. Aye, Freddy tells it all 'ere: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6179345/

(Th'fan 'e mentions what wanted an hug be m'darlin' teddybear in case ye pondered o'it.)

Please give m'boss a watch n be not afraid anymore t'greet 'im n ask fer 'ugs.

Ahoy t'all ye lads n lasses out thar! M'first order o'business be: it were brung t'me attention that m'visage be apparently altered. 'Owever, when I went in t'receive upgrades yesterday, it only be upgrades t'elp enhance m'privvy time in th'cove w'me teddybear. I've new hideaway prosthetics, new sensors fer those, n soon I shall receive a new suit t'show off t'me bear.

As fer th'theories n worries o'me bein replaced, why ye need worry not! Methinks what Scott 'as shown us thus far be ev'rythin' th'way it'll appear in th'new game. Thar be no "somethin borrowed, somethin new" in th'new photo. Thar be two o'us foxes actively peekin' out fro'the cove! Th'placement o'the number 2 most likely be hintin' at th'number o'residents in m'cove! Ferget ye I've a brother what currently be m'twin?

Aye, so worry not about th'fate o'yer cap'n! I shall always be th'same crusty, rotted ol' salty sea foxy ye've come t'be fans o' no matter what!



Now t'give a shoutout t'me latest watchers!

 ramonmaster
 theradioactive
 roborisu

Thank ye so kindly fer followin' yer cap'n, n welcome aboard me crew!!!

Ahoy thar m'hearties! How be ye all this fine Monday? Mehopes ye be well!

Aye, n here be m'latest watchers 12!

 fletchfetch
 baron.tremayne.caple
 zevarius
 campbellkid
 fen.
 louiefox
 calle147
 vitaminbob
 skippythepest
 tirsent
shiniori319
jasonbrambletail

A deep thanks fro'th'bottom o'me 'eart mateys. *bows* Welcome aboard m'crew!



M'second order o'businss be a celebration, fer t'day marks two weeks o'bein' w'm'darlin' Jimmy ! So Chica, make th'pizzas! Pepperoni n sausage lass!

Freddy, git th'music! Alestorm'll do beautifully. Mayhaps Abba fer m'Jimmy.

Bonnie, um, jus' sit there. Sorry matey, but ye be more an'inderance than an'elp.

The rest o'ye, bring th'rum! Bring th'ale! Fer this'll be a night t'remember.



M'last order o'business be: acause o'this, I took it upon meself t'get sommat special installed fer m'bear. In case ye wonder, I shall simply say it includes sensors not unlike yer nerves. *winks slyly* Jimmy, I love ye w'all m'eart. We'll 'ave a night t'remember!

Avast ye lads n lasses! An 'appy Saturday t'ye all! How be m'fine crew t'day?


Afore I go t'get meself spruced up, m'first order o'business be t'share a few observations n thoughts 'bout th'way I RP. When me hearties n me RP (aye, that be me, Chica, Bonnie, Freddy, Goldie, Mike, m'Jimmy, n Phone Guy), sometimes we be rough when thar be a battle o'wills. An' I ask ye, what pirate likes not a good brawl e'ry now n again? YAAAAAR! 'Owever, thar ne'er be anythin' too far. Nay, thar be no dismemberment, evisceration, breakin' bones, nor any o'at codswallop. Thar be a bit o'a fine line betwixt pushin' th'boundaries n pushin' it too far.

Yesterday, when I be playfully shakin' m'hook at one o'me fans (what shall remain anonymous), 'e decided t'break it off as if that'd be okay t'do. Though I be a tough, strong, crusty ol' salt, this disconcerted me t'the point I 'ad t'go fer th'night. M'hook be a part o'me body after all. *rotates m'hook t'show that it indeed be a part o'me body n not just a decoration*

M'petition be thus: break ye not any parts o'me body in RP nor do anythin' else what crosses th'line. Please give t'me th'mutual respect I automatically give t'ye. Would ye like it if I were t'gut yer character or slice yer character's arm off on a whim w'out me askin ye permission in notes first, simply because t'day be a Saturday? This be not th'way I RP, mateys.



Fer m'second order o'business, here be a glowin' review o'me game! http://www.iphonefaq.org/archives/973909 He dubs it th'Alloween app o'the week! 'Owever, 'e seems t'be not aware o'me visage, so methinks I shall pay 'im a visit later in th'week.

And 'ere be another review. http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/fiv...../1900-6415896/ It says nothin' new, but do note th'line: "The real miracle here is that the game communicates its gut-wrenching horror without a single drop of blood, yet still belongs in the upper echelon of horror games." Methinks 'e saw not th'"Game Over" screen. *chuckles*



Fer m'final order o'business, 'ere be m'latest watchers!

 germanvega
 gipsydangerfan
 feder321
 kaptainkelly
 khiiva
 wolfietheballoonie5
 rainbowbeak
 jimmyarthur104
 sammyfox
 fushi
 okami-ryu
 rainthewhitewolf
mrsashwilliams
thegamerxl
shadowknight19100
xanthus
iechi
corentinwolf
stormers-attitoons
zaros
mysticquest
willingprey94
wjayays
abrax

Thank ye s'much fer watchin' this ol' salt, an' welcome aboard m'crew!!! Now it be time fer me t'get spruced up special fer ye all, especially fer m'sweet teddybear.

Ahoy m'lads 'n' lasses. A happy Tuesday t'ye all!! I be yer pirate cove fox, and here be th'latest things on me mind.


Me first order o'business be t'mention a rather special artist! Aye,  embernecrothyn not only be th'current owner o'  fazfurs, she also be a most talented crafter o'art! If ye wish t'obtain yer very own affordable 5NAF art, much like this be...

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14509691/

...or even perhaps something a bit more fun, *winks slyly* send 'er a note right away.



Me second order o'business be a shoutout t'me latest watchers 3!

 mousillo
 rydin
 wolf019

Thank ye so much fer watchin' this ol' salty seafox, and welcome aboard m'crew!!



Now, the moment ye all waited fer. T'day be m'second TMI Tuesday! Go ahead an' ask me anythin that be on yer mind! I shall respond t'ye shortly! *bows*

Ahoy t'all ye lads n lasses!! First o'all, I wish t'shout out t'me latest watchers five!

 alexanderfalkor
 madammagyk
 raikoo
 shackledangel
 theredknight100

Thank ye fer joinin' me crew m'hearties! It be fans like you what keep me goin strong!



Aye, this mornin, I be scourin th'internet fer any news about me bucko Bonnie, and I came upon a tragic rumour what made m'tear up (if a rusty tattered ol' sea fox animatronic like me were able t'produce 'em).

http://33.media.tumblr.com/61247362.....z0cdo3_500.jpg

If this rumour be true, even if th'gameplay part be false, why, be this t'mean no more Chica? Be that bastard version o'me hearty Bonnie a different bunny with a different name?

M'teddybear told me a very interestin' speculation. He believes us original animatronics will still be there, stuffed someplace. He believes we'd seek revenge on whoever dared t'tinker with our visage, t'tinker with the way we originally be! I imagine how upset I'd be if I were t'be stored away an' fergotten, or worse, if me visage were t'be sissified an'the like. I be TOUGH! I be STRONG!! I be DANGEROUS!!!!! *brandishes m'hook* Nobody dares t'tinker with m'visage, unless he or she intends t'end up w'a glasgow smile by th'tip o'me hook!!!!!

page owner: Foxy, chill out. That is very inappropriate.

AYE, SHUT IT YE!!

Foxy, there's only so much I can do to help you with your public image. Idly threatening to wound others will drive your fans away in droves.

Who says I be idly threatening, ye swab? Yarharharharhar.

Foxy, remember the Bite of-

Don't ye dare mention 'at! Ye saw what became o'me bucko Bonnie! Either he be stuffed in th'backroom without his face while a new bunny pilfers his position, or he be sissified! Nobody'll dare t'remove me face without a challenge!!! *swings m'hook* YAAAAAR!!!

*puts my hands up in front of me* I give up.

*to you all* If there is anything anyone can do to help Foxy as his fans, I encourage you all to go ahead and try to comfort him.

Ahoy there me hearties! Th'best things in life be free, whether I pirate 'em, or they truly be free, savvy? Here be a few very great free things.


First o'all, m'sweet darlin' teddybear be hostin' a free art raffle. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6149554/ Take yeself a gander and enter it!




Secondly, I reached 300+ watchers! I truly be a happy Foxy! When I first learned how t'operate m'Gateway 2000, I never imagined people would take kindly t'a broken-down tattered ol' sea fox like me, let alone I score some booty, yarharhar! So, this be m'watchers!

 rikowolf
 jazcabungcal
 then1k0l4z

Aye, last but ne'er th'least, me 300th watcher!!!!!!!  munks

Thank ye all fro'the bottom o'me heart! Welcome aboard m'crew!






And me last order o'business be, what has Captain Scott done with m'hearty Bonnie?! AVAST mateys! http://www.scottgames.com


Stay tuned fer more fun and adventure at th'pirate cove!

Ahoy m'lads n lasses!! Today be a grand day, fer I shall be goin in t'get m'hide laundered. I like t'smell clean after all.


NOW, me first order o'business be a fair warnin' t'all ye who wish t'be guards - don't ye get cocky after 6am! Killer robots don't follow th'rules! They be more like guidelines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8eF1gSSlnI

Remember, ye've been warned. Once yer shift ends, get th'ell out, or I shall get ye!!!



Me second order o'business be a new article about m'game's sequel! It offers nothing new, but methinks it be a point o'interest.

http://apptrigger.com/2014/09/24/le.....reddys-sequel/


Lastly, I be two watchers away from th'300 mark!! Here be m'latest watchers!

 frozenfate
 froth
 bao.bao
 axelwolf04
 ixtlilton
 cupcakesparkle
 gitaxianprobe
 zerothewusky
 dracion
 lyynxx

Thank ye fer joinin' me crew!!