Sex Haikus!
Posted 11 years agoThe trembling body
Smooth, electric fingertips
Pouty parted lips
Ring gag; mouth agape
Swollen, throbbing lust attacks
Passion trickles in
New, foreign, taboo
Temptation overwhelming
Her shriek of surprise
Tied to the bedpost
Pride erect. They kiss for you
Teasing just begun
Wolf marking the fox
Moans as wet as her insides
Unceasingly filled
She struggles to part
Fearing tying addiction
The knot holds fast. Bliss.
Such depravity
Saint andrew's cross holding fast
Her mistress conquers
Smooth, electric fingertips
Pouty parted lips
Ring gag; mouth agape
Swollen, throbbing lust attacks
Passion trickles in
New, foreign, taboo
Temptation overwhelming
Her shriek of surprise
Tied to the bedpost
Pride erect. They kiss for you
Teasing just begun
Wolf marking the fox
Moans as wet as her insides
Unceasingly filled
She struggles to part
Fearing tying addiction
The knot holds fast. Bliss.
Such depravity
Saint andrew's cross holding fast
Her mistress conquers
MLP BUTTONS FREE?!! DO WANT!
Posted 12 years agoHaiku
Posted 12 years agoDeath shall find us all.
In what order, we know not.
Death shall find us all.
In what order, we know not.
Death shall find us all.
I'm 30% Furry
Posted 13 years ago[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 1
[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 2
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 2
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 0
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 4
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 2
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 3
[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 1
Final total: 15
Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry.
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 1
[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 2
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 2
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 0
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 4
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 2
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 3
[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 1
Final total: 15
Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry.
Hi guys and gals that watch me.
Posted 13 years agoSo, I don't journal much at all, and I just recently put up the second and final chapter to "The Spa Day" here on furaffinity (which I hope all enjoy by the way). But now, I've been bogged down with work. Lots and lots of work. This has made me tired and horny.
So.
To remedy this whole tired and horny situation of mine, I have decided to ask all of you who keep an eye on me for your opinion. Would you guys be interested if I held a contest with paid prizes for artwork inspired by my character or my stories?
Let me know how you feel with your comments! Also, if nobody comments, then I guess I won't need to bother with a contest or working out details.
So again, let me know how you feel.
This has been an "ARE YOU OKAY?" production.
So.
To remedy this whole tired and horny situation of mine, I have decided to ask all of you who keep an eye on me for your opinion. Would you guys be interested if I held a contest with paid prizes for artwork inspired by my character or my stories?
Let me know how you feel with your comments! Also, if nobody comments, then I guess I won't need to bother with a contest or working out details.
So again, let me know how you feel.
This has been an "ARE YOU OKAY?" production.
Guys. Hey, guys. GUYS. THIS IS ABOUT MILLY! READ IT!
Posted 13 years agoSo I feel bad if anypony came here expecting Sarpedon making sweet love with Milly the Milly. This is actually about getting free art from Milly the Milly. Want to know how??? GO TO THIS LINK!!! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3805135/
Getting Older
Posted 13 years agoI'm officially 23 today. I'm old. I am also finding out birthdays mean less for me as there just isn't much to do today. But the small things keep me happy, and I am happy. :)
Haikus
Posted 13 years agoI write Haikus to pass the time. It's a hobby that my lovely mate Tefenet got me started on, and I thank her dearly for it :)
I tend to write dirty haikus, but I do many topics, pretty much whatever hits my brain. So, here are a few!
The heat of her, strong.
Powerless against her will,
I laid back; she lead.
Jagged pain in streaks
Shocks arcing upon her spine
The ecstasy, free.
Small barbell, a pair
Making her tongue dangerous
Paralyzed in bliss.
My blades bite deeply
Without falter, I strike down
The judged, and jury.
I tend to write dirty haikus, but I do many topics, pretty much whatever hits my brain. So, here are a few!
The heat of her, strong.
Powerless against her will,
I laid back; she lead.
Jagged pain in streaks
Shocks arcing upon her spine
The ecstasy, free.
Small barbell, a pair
Making her tongue dangerous
Paralyzed in bliss.
My blades bite deeply
Without falter, I strike down
The judged, and jury.