So for a while, I've been meaning to compile a list of links to ballbusting stories/blurbs that people probably missed. Most of these were posted in the comments, or in a forum thread, or things like that, so unless you follow EVERYTHING online, there's a good chance you haven't seen a few of these before. (Feel free to contribute your own links as well – I'm sure there are things that I've missed, too!)

For starters, here are about a dozen snippet requests by Aekrilos here on FurAffinity, all of them really excellent:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:28683935
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:28741758
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:31945442
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:33212361
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:35241795
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:35440761
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:36013370
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:36329561
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:36626379
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:37462354
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:37622356
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:37975394
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:38530769

There are a handful of other snippets in the comments of my past journals here on FurAffinity, as well. Here are two by HandofBlades:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:28673596
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:31934280

Anyone who's missed UnderPressure's Bad Ideas index is really missing out: he's got 50+ scenarios, almost all involving ballbusting.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/

An MLP ballbusting fic by Felagund that I think a lot of people missed:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9222842/

The FemaleDom.com furry ballbusting thread is also a treasure trove – it started almost six years ago, before I even started writing. For a while it was probably the best place on the web to find furry BB. Here are a few posts in particular I remember:

Story posts from OneBadMamaJama:
http://femaledom.com/forum/showthre.....ght=#post61834 (based on my hippo character from Dragon Slaying!)
http://femaledom.com/forum/showthre.....ll=1#post64009 (cont.)
http://femaledom.com/forum/showthre.....ght=#post76057
http://femaledom.com/forum/showthre.....ght=#post76091 (cont.)

Recently by Beaktooth: http://femaledom.com/forum/showthre.....l=1#post128804

And finally, a few verrrrry old leftovers from LiveJournal. This might be the earliest furry BB fiction I've ever found:
http://sadisticdragon.livejournal.com/
http://gryphonerotica.livejournal.com/25361.html
http://gryphonerotica.livejournal.com/25674.html
http://gryphonerotica.livejournal.com/26053.html


Okay – sorry for the gigantic wall of text. I think that should be more than enough to start. I just didn't want to forget anything awesome :P Go check all this stuff out! And show the authors/creators some love! :)

I just started writing a scene from the perspective of Lia for the first time, and it's fun trying to figure out her narrative voice! Especially since I've written so much material with P'oiu as narrator. I expect it'll be very entertaining to write detailed descriptions of ballbusts from her viewpoint, and to contrast the way that P'oiu experiences a kick in the balls to the way that she does.

Relatedly, I need inspiration for a male character or two. If you're reading this, give me a species and/or name for some poor sap who deserves to have his nuts in Lia's claws :P


Not much else to report! Things are good as usual for me, though I haven't had much time to write. I'm happy to see so many other people posting furry ballbusting stuff! Seems like there's a slow but steady stream now, which is pretty remarkable, given that furry BB was virtually non-existent a few years ago.

Anyway. Back to thinking about a dragoness pounding the sperm out of some spunkmakers... :)

Hey y’all! New project!

Over the past week or so I’ve started working on a new series of shorts – lots of little snippets involving P’oiu and Lia and a few other characters, both old and new. To help stir my creative juices (and because creative constraints are fun), I’m doing one story for each letter of the alphabet, starting with A and working my way towards Z.

I’ve already started laying out a number of ideas, but I’d love both feedback and new suggestions, particularly for some of the trickier letters (Q? X?):

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h3zBM-sLSykgfPO9Y2BBPyNMRp_2HRUvQsZ3YJTm0I0/edit

I’m guessing most of these blurbs will be on the short side, under 1000 words, but some may be a bit longer, including the very first one (which I’ve already started). I’m hoping I can churn out at least one or two of these a month, since they’re in nice little bite-sized chunks. Can’t promise anything, but it seems reasonable :P

As I said, would love to hear your ideas – let me know what you think!

P.S. For any furry BB enthusiasts who haven’t seen these yet: be sure to check out this short piece by Of The Wilds, and SagaDC’s new BB epic (not to mention his first BB series, PLUS another spin-off series of one-shots). All are excellent, excellent fics :)

P.P.S. I still have a list of all the Pokemon blurbs everyone requested – no idea if/when I’ll get around to them, but maybe this new project will kick me into gear a bit. I guess we’ll see!

BONUS REMINDER: There's totally a forum for furry ballbusting now! You should go join it! http://furrybb.myforum.ro/

Hey y’all! Sorry for dropping off the face of the earth for a little while – as usual, I’ve been crazy busy and furry BB stuff has fallen by the wayside.

However! I’ve got a bit of time this week, so I’d like to try reviving the mini-ballbusting blurbs thing that I had going last year. I’ve already got quite a list, but I’d love some new ideas to help get me writing again. (And then maybe I’ll actually finish Learning the Ropes! Maybe. Probably. Someday.)

Similar to last time, here's the deal:
- Give me two characters _{(or more, but keep it reasonable)} and a scenario
- I'll write you a paragraph or two of some poor male getting his balls bashed around
- Make sure to specify which character is which gender! (I'll do M/M if you want, but I'd greatly prefer F/M.)

Note that I'm gonna write pretty exclusively about (a) sex and (b) ballbusting, and not any other kinks. And while I'm happy to write in a blunt-force pop or two, I'll decline requests for the more bloody and/or surgical parts of CBT (cutting, etc). If you've seen it in one of my stories before, it's fair game; beyond that please be reasonable.

I’d like to do this first-come first-serve, but I’ll probably end up skipping around a lot based on my own interests. If your idea involves MLP or Pokemon or any of my own characters, it may get bumped up the list :P For reference, here’s everything that’s left in the queue from before...

Mawile (F) vs. Corphish (M), with a focus on sex over busting
Machoke (M) vs. Hitmonchan (M) – squeezing with no pops
Nidoqueen (F) vs. Nidoking (M) – teasing + butt-busting?
Blaziken (F) vs. Nidoking (M) – Blaze Grinnell and Lance Marshburn (two competitors mentioned in a story I’m still working on). Double popping via Blaze Kick.
Krookodile (M) vs. Gabite (F) – the male is about to win, but he toys with Gabite, she evolves into Garchomp, and then she totally finishes him off
Ivysaur (F) vs. Dewott (M) – vine whip + small penis humiliation?
Giratina (F) vs. Dialga (M) – use Shadowforce and Dragonclaw as attacks
Older sister coyote vs. younger brother – more casual modern setting. Maybe actually use his characters?
Lopunny (F) vs. Charizard (M) – names are “Christina” and “Slayer.” Both undefeated, Christina wins mostly via teasing.
Feral dragons (F/M) – attempted rape, she stops him and chomps one (or both?) of his plums in retaliation
Pikachu (F) vs. Charmander (M) – blowjob, squeezing, maybe an accidental pop
Slakoth (F) vs. Dialga (M) – because a Time God losing to a sloth is hella ironic
Applejack and Big Mac – sex and BB
//// 2nd requests ////
Loudred (M) vs. Croagunk (F) – focus on sex
Pelliper (M) vs. Blaziken (F) – focus on sex
Swampert (M) vs. Infernape (F) – no particular details
Mawile (F) vs. Medicham (M) – she uses Crunch, not to bite anything off, just to cause some serious hurt
Machamp (F) vs. Wartortle (M) – Machamp immobilizes Wartortle using all four arms, and still has two legs free to bust his balls

Looking forward to your ideas!

(Also: let me know if you’d be interested in writing or drawing any of my ideas in exchange! I have more scenarios in my head than I’ll ever have time to write :P)

Felagund just posted a wonderful little fic based on an idea off of my scrapfic list from a while back. If you're into the kind of stuff that I write, then you're definitely going to like this too, so go check it out!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9222842/

So we got shut down on Proboards. Serves me right for not reading the TOS :P I think this place ought to stay up just fine, though – it's hosted in Russia and has an explicit "Erotica" category. Thanks to Mewtwolover for the tip.

Go check it out and join!

http://furrybb.myforum.ro/

Let's see if we can get this off the ground:

http://furrybb.proboards.com/

Join! Post! Bust! :P

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the hosting site which runs both of my online ballbusting games has changed the terms of their free plan, such that it's no longer feasible to keep the sites up. (The database is now under much tighter restrictions, which makes it impossible to keep things running at any kind of scale.) They'll be closing at some point within the next week or two, when the database gets automatically shut off.

I'm willing to hand the sites over to someone else, if they want to pay for an expanded database to keep things running (~$10/mo), but I'm not going to pay for it myself or even accept donations – my online anonymity is important to me, and paying for the web hosting would require me to reveal personal info that I'm not comfortable revealing.

Even though I haven't done much with either site for over a year, I'm sad to see them go, especially since I know there are still plenty of people using them. I hope you all enjoyed them while they lasted :)


P.S. A final stats report: between the two sites, there have been over 750K battles and 250K ballpoppings. Pretty impressive for a pretty niche kink.

P.P.S. I took a long break on the Pokemon BB blurb requests (surprise surprise from me, right?), but I'm hoping to start up again later this week. Hang tight!

UPDATE: I just threw together a forum for furry BB discussion, including RPs: http://furrybb.heroku.com/. Check it out!

Writing update: I'm still working on Laura's story ("The Underground League: Learning the Ropes"), making slow but steady progress. It's probably 75% of the way there, so I'm hoping to post the complete version within the next month or so. As always, I'd love feedback* (there are still some sections I'm not entirely happy with), so check it out!

On a related note: it turns out that writing blurbs about fictional Underground League matches is kind of addicting. I'd actually like to write some more, and I figure this is an opportunity to ask for suggestions and take some mini-requests from anyone who might be interested.

So, here's the deal:
- Name a pair of Pokemon for an Underground League battle
- Add a few more details if you want (names, attacks, characteristics)
- I'll write you a paragraph or two of some poor 'mon getting his balls bashed around
- Make sure to specify which character is which gender! (I'll even do M/M if you want, though I'd greatly prefer F/M.)

Note that I'm gonna write pretty exclusively about (a) sex and (b) ballbusting, and not any other kinks. And while I'm happy to write in a blunt-force pop or two, I'll decline requests for the more bloody and/or surgical parts of CBT (cutting, etc). If you've seen it in one of my stories before, it's fair game; beyond that please be reasonable.

I think that's it! Feel free to leave a request, or to chime in with your own snippets if you'd like – I'd love to see the comments for this post become a Pokemon BB free-for-all :P


* True fact: feedback on furry BB stories is the best thing ever. Where else do you get to discuss a Blaziken blasting a Nidoking's nuts into paste? I mean honestly.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11CKAhWJ3SOdgOWIjiTFzxCbW9ENebaOkAf0BQRUf_Lo/edit

I'm a couple thousand words into a new Pokemon Underground League story, and hoping to put some good work into it in the next week or two. Asking for feedback on story ideas back in May seemed to work pretty well and help stir up some creative juices, so I figure it couldn't hurt to share a story-in-progress for anyone who wants to take a look at an early draft and offer comments (or for anyone who just wants an early look at a new BB story).

If you're interested, please, take a look! Comments very much welcome – I already have a pretty decent idea of where I want to take things, but it's always fun to talk about ballbusting, right? :P

I'm updating my ballbusting battle site again!

Just tiny stuff so far – the 1v1 battle screen now makes it easier to find your favorites; challenge mode lets you choose the gender of your opponents – but I would like to get one or two larger things done this summer, like getting team battles up and running. If you've got any suggestions or requests, let me know!

(http://underground.heroku.com, for those not in the know)

Hey furry BB fans! Got a little present for you, and something I could use your help with.

Here's a link to my current list of ballbusting story ideas. There are several pages of ideas there, from Dragon Slaying sequels to new chapters of Battle Training to BB scenarios for MLP:FiM. A few are already half-finished drafts in my writing folders, but most are just a couple of bullet points and some thoughts bouncing around in my head.

So go ahead -- browse around. I'd love feedback on what to work on, or new story suggestions entirely. (It seems like interest in furry BB has sort of died over the past few months, so I'm trying to see if I can get myself back into a writing mood, and hopefully provoke some others to work on BB stuff too.) I'd love it if you'd leave me comments on the Google Doc linked to above, or on this journal post if you'd prefer. I just want to get an idea of what kind of story ideas people are interested in, and hopefully to hear new story ideas that could help me get inspired and interested in writing again.

That's all! Back to your regularly scheduled programming. Thanks for the help, ballbusting fans :)

!!!

The final chapter is over 10,000 words now. All the major scenes are written. I still need to add a bit of narrative glue (i.e. transitions between scenes) and to make a round of cleanup edits, but it's very, very close to done. No promises, but at this rate I think it'll be posted within the next week or two.

With that in mind, I'd like to ask the internet for a favor: art! I mentioned once (almost a year ago, good god) that I was planning to wrap the whole series up in a nice PDF for download, and was looking for an illustration or two to spice things up. (Because seriously, I'd love a good picture of P'oiu getting his eggs scrambled :P) I'm not expecting anyone to actually make anything, but if you send me a picture of P'oiu getting racked, I'll send you my rough draft of the final chapter as a thank you, so you can find out what happens before anyone else does.

So yeah. One final chapter of dragon BB, coming very shortly! And if you've got any interest in drawing dragon BB, please, send me a PM or hit me up at poiupoiupoiupoiu@gmail.com. Thanks!

I fixed up the old Pokemon ballbusting site to get rid of the spam comments it had received over the past few months. I also went through a backlog of messages, so I might get around to making some minor fixes and updates in the next month or two. If there's anything in particular you want to see, or even just a new species you'd like to be added, leave a comment and let me know.)

Also, I'll just take this opportunity to point out that the Pokemon BB site has now passed 100,000 ball-poppings (and 250,000 battles) in about two years. Female Mew alone is responsible for neutering several thousand opponents, and even the least popular male (Fearow) has suffered over a hundred pops. I've basically wiped out the breeding population of a small city :P

The Underground League is also doing pretty well: over 68,000 ruptures (and about the same number of orgasms) from over 700 characters in the past year. Activity has slowed a lot, but there are still some good additions. I'm quite fond of Applejack, for instance...girl gives a whole new meaning to "apple-bucking." (Poor Big Mac!)

I'm still working on BB stuff, including Dragon Slaying, but I don't know when I'll be posting an update. In the meanwhile, is there any BB stuff I've missed here on FA? Can't say I've been checking very often.

A random question, related to an MLP fic I've been playing with recently: how do you write dialog when a character has something in her mouth?

I've written this kind of dialog before (usually for characters giving blowjobs...), but it's come up a lot more in this story, since I often have non-magical ponies manipulate objects with their mouths. I try to approximate the sound phonetically, but I'm essentially just making it up, and I'm always concerned that either (a) it's incomprehensible or (b) it reads like a lisp or some other speech impediment. Are there some kind of rules, like there are for other accents? Maybe a translator somewhere on the internet? Share with me your wisdom, oh wise and powerful internet :P

(And for those wondering: yes, the MLP fic will probably end up here eventually. It's pretty cloppy.)

Hey y'all! I've got another short update, and a proposition for you artistic types.

The last chapter of Dragon Slaying still ain't done yet, but I've made some very good progress in the past week or so. Oddly enough, I've finished the rough draft for the entire second half -- the epilogue/outro -- but the first half still has some pretty big gaps to fill in, which'll probably take me a couple of weeks, maybe more if work picks up again. I'll keep you posted.

Once I finish the ending, though, I think I'm going to put together a nice little PDF of the whole story -- table of contents, chapters, page numbers, all that jazz. It'll give me a chance to clean up the earlier chapters in the series (mostly just grammar and spelling mistakes, nothing serious), and it'll be nice to have all of P'oiu's painful experiences wrapped up in one tidy file. (Just to put things in perspective: even before the final chapter, Dragon Slaying is currently 65,000 words and about 170 pages long. I've actually written a novel's worth of P'oiu getting his balls flattened. God help me :P)


You know what would make my crappy PDF book thing even better, though? COVER ART!


I normally make it my policy not to ask for favors, but I figure I can make an exception for this one case, since I've been working on this damn story for just shy of three years now. If you've got any artistic talent and you don't have anything better to do with your time, I would be super flattered if you sketched up something for inclusion in my little re-release of Dragon Slaying. Just pick a scene or a character from the story and do whatever you want with it. If one person sends me something, I'll probably stick it on the front as cover art; if I somehow get more artwork than that, then I'll thread it into the narrative as appropriate.

Also: I'll find some small way to thank you, either by sending you the last chapter early, or sending a scrap from some other story I'm working on, or something else. It ain't much, but I'd like to give back if I can.

Anyway -- that's all I've got to say for now. If you're interested at all in contributing, PM me and let me know, or send me an email. I'd say you have at least a couple weeks to submit something before I finish the ending (and probably longer, knowing me). In the meanwhile, I'll keep working away at this final chapter :)

Yep, I'm still around -- just haven't had much time for the furry stuff. As usual, life is keeping me plenty busy and plenty happy.

I'm currently working on the ending to Dragon Slaying, slowly but surely, and while I can't say exactly when I'll be finished (probably not for a while yet), I do promise that it'll be posted at some point. I haven't written much of the actual action yet -- right now the girls are still debating some of the specifics of how to burst a dragon ball -- but I've already finished a large chunk of the aftermath/epilogue. It's a lot of fun to think about P'oiu and Lia's married life..the big guy gets plenty of release, but Lia definitely gets her kicks as well :P Once a ballbusting cocktease, always a ballbusting cocktease.

After that's finished (or maybe even before), I'll probably work on some more Pokemon Underground League stuff. I've got a pair of early drafts kicking around my writing folder: one taking place in the stadium's medical ward, the other in the women's locker room. The former involves a lot of moaning, groaning guys and a few "friendly" nurses; the latter involves a lot of half-naked (or fully-naked) Poke-chicks and some rather vivid storytelling. More of what you've come to expect from me, basically.

Anyway, just thought I'd let you know what I'm up to. Anyone else working on any furry BB stuff? :P

So, uh...I guess /vp/ discovered my website?

http://archive.no-ip.org/vp/thread/4274210
http://archive.no-ip.org/vp/thread/4291990
http://archive.no-ip.org/vp/thread/4305956

About 1000 visits in a 24-hour period. The reaction is pretty much what you'd expect -- a lot of WTFs, a lot of copy-pasted stuff from the battle descriptions, people generally freaking out. I'm tempted to poke my head in and say hi/apologize for my crimes against humanity. Thoughts?

EDIT: The archive I was using seems to be down, so here's a link to my own backup: http://pokemonbusting.heroku.com/4chan/index.html

It's a little barebones in places, and I'm sure there are still some bugs to be discovered, but:

Registration for the Underground League is now open!

I may write a longer announcement post later, but for now, just go explore the site :P Feel free to ask any questions, and please report any problems. Besides that, have fun!

EDIT: Well, it's looking like the site will hit 200 registered users in the first 24 hours. That's more visits than the old site has ever had in one day -- and that included unregistered users. Guess we're off to a good start :P

First off: my new site is almost ready to launch! Everything is working, albeit in a somewhat barebones fashion...I still need to write all the end-of-battle descriptions, among other things, but the basics are all up-and-running. Registrations will probably open on New Years', or maybe a day or two after -- I'll post another journal here once sign-ups begin.

On a much more self-congratulatory note, I just noticed that my FA page is about to hit 10,000 views, which is kinda cool. More importantly, however, that reminded me to go check the Google Analytics for the Pokemon BB site, which I haven't looked at in a while. The numbers are pretty fucking ridiculous, so I figured I'd just post them here for y'all to gawk at.

Launched: February 10th, 2010
Days online: 321
Total pageviews: 1,078,176. (Yes, over a million.)
Total battles: >250,000 (double battles make it hard to get an exact number)
Total ruptures: 76,448
Total visits: 18,641 (from 6,483 unique visitors spread over 74 countries)
Avg. time spent on site per visit: 13 minutes
Registered users: 400+

Other random tidbits from the logs:
- 65% of visitors visit more than once. 9% have visited 100+ times.
- The most commonly-used attacks are Helping Hand, Psychic, and Iron Tail.
- 21 visitors came from DeviantArt, but I'm not sure where exactly :P
- At least 15 people have searched for a Bugmenot username/password for the site.
- Apparently the site was linked to in two 4chan threads, but didn't get much of a reaction -- only 13 visitors.
- 7 StumbleUpon visitors. Those poor people.

Apparently my perversion and my technical skills have not gone entirely to waste :P Not half bad for a year online. Here's hoping the new site does even better.

Because I can:

http://underground.heroku.com/character_page

I had a chance to work on it for a few more hours today, and things are starting to get along pretty nicely. The framework's done, as is the basic character creation system, but I've still got attack creation and the entirety of the battle system left ahead of me, which is plenty of work. Still, I'd say I'm on track to release at the end of the month, assuming I'm not too distracted by the holidays.

As always, feedback and ideas encouraged. (Part of what keeps me motivated with this project is imagining what y'all will do with it :P)

I haven't even begun the actual coding, but at least I've had time to start playing with layout ideas over the past few days:

http://pokemonbusting.heroku.com/new/layout

(Note: This is just an early HTML/CSS mock-up -- it doesn't work at all. Also, I can only guarantee that it will look good in Safari or Chrome. Firefox probably has some colors wrong at this point; I imagine IE just throws a hissy fit.)

My existing Pokemon site just sort of happened, without much thought as to design or presentation, but I'm trying to make the new one a little nicer. It's good practice, even if I can't really point to it in the future as an example of my work :P

This still has a long ways to go, both design- and development-wise, but at least I'm starting. More updates to come.

So: I've been terribly busy with work over the past few months, and I know that if I'm going to work on anything porn-related, it should probably be the next chapter of Dragon Slaying (since the previous chapter is a good five months old). But sometimes I'm just in the mindset for working on computer stuff, and for that reason I think I'm about to start work on a new BB site, to complement and/or replace my existing Pokemon BB site. Here's the general gist:

It's a lot like the existing Pokemon site, except that instead of choosing from a roster of characters that I myself have entered into the system, users get to create their own characters, both male and female. That way the site can keep evolving on its own, even when I'm too busy to work on it, and people can battle with all sorts of characters (humans, furries, Pokemon, aliens, whatever).

There also a bunch of other various features I'd want to add that are difficult to tack on to the existing site:
- A weekly leaderboard, rather than the current system where Chansey/Wobbuffet will be at the top forever
- The ability for individual users to turn ballpopping on or off, for those who don't like the harder side of BB
- Some sort of "levelling up" system to reward returning players with improved stats/new attacks/etc

I think it's a solid idea, but there are still several big questions I have to answer before I start any real development:

- Should users be able to share their created characters? I've already decided yes -- that way I can populate the site with all sorts of content without having to do a lot of work by myself. However, that introduces other problems. How should the site deal with duplicates, like when ten different people create Renamon? How do I prevent people from making garbage characters, with misspelled names and ridiculous stats? Do I censor certain characters if someone creates, say, Hitler, or uses Goatse as a character pic? Maybe I can just let people handle the junk themselves, with filters or blacklists, but what about all the anonymous users who don't sign up for accounts? (About half of all visitors to the current site are unregistered.)

- Should users be able to create custom attacks? Again, I think yes, but this might be even more complicated than character creation. A lot of the strength of the Pokemon BB game comes from good writing, most of which is in the attack descriptions. Not everyone writes that well, especially when the descriptions have to apply to tons of different potential opponents. Maybe users can share characters, but not custom attacks? That might work, but then all the public characters would have the same attacks, which would get rather boring...

If you've got feedback on the above questions, feel free to chime in, but the real reason for this journal is to ask a more general question: do y'all have any feedback on the current site, things you'd like to see changed or added? Do people look at the rankings pages? The gallery/individual Pokemon pages? Should I scrap the comment system? Challenge mode? Do you use the "favorite Pokemon" feature? I've got an idea of what people like and don't like based on pageview statistics, but that can only tell me so much.

Finally, when this thing does get up and running, I'll have to seed it with a bunch of starter characters so that the first few users have someone to battle with/against. I'll probably transfer over the more popular Pokemon species, then add some human characters and some of my own characters (P'oiu and Lia :P), but are there other specific characters that people would want to see?

I'm working on a longer journal post about an upcoming project (basically an offshoot of the Pokemon BB website), but for now I figured I'd just post something to spur some discussion.

So here's a prompt: pitch me a scenario for a ballbusting story. It could involve generic species -- wolves, dragons, Pokemon -- or specific characters -- Renamon, Bowser, even my own creations like Lia and Opal. I'm just curious to see what y'all can up come with. (That, and maybe this'll encourage one of you to try your hand at writing.)

One idea I've been toying with: in my Underground League universe, there's a battle between a Nidorina and a Nidorino for some kind of championship. The female has the upper hand (in a mostly clean fight), but the male has a backup plan: he's planted a friend in the audience to toss him a moon stone if things go bad. He snags the moon stone, evolves into a Nidoking, and starts tormenting the female, lording his inevitable victory over her. He almost has her, but he leaves himself unguarded and she finds an opening: pounding the spunk out of his "moon stones" until the male is crumpled up on the ground. Quickly she goes over to the friend that's planted in the crowd, and threatens to pop his own plums if he doesn't hand over the backup moon stone he brought. He complies, she evolves into a Nidoqueen herself, and then proceeds to show her opponent why it doesn't always pay to be king :P

Anyway, that's one idea I've had recently. How about you? Tell us what you can come up with :)

-- WARNING: IF YOU DON'T LIKE BALLBUSTING, YOU WON'T LIKE THIS --

I know I haven't been too active lately, but I had time tonight to do something I've wanted to do for a while: revamping the Pokemon listings on my Pokemon BB site into more of a gallery/commenting area, a la Paheal or other image boards. Seems like every time I make a new post about the site, we start a couple comment threads here on FA about different 'mon and imagined BB scenarios, so I figured it'd be nice to move those discussions to the site itself (where there's already plenty of BB and porn to get you started).

The new view is available for all Pokemon in both clean mode and porn mode. Feel free to try it out by pulling up one or two of your favorite 'mon and leaving a message. As of today we have more than 300 registered accounts, about half of whom are serious users, so there should be plenty of people to talk to and plenty of things to talk about :P

The Pokemon rankings page has also been updated to display the latest comment and a general message about suggestions/feedback.

One last thing: we've passed the 200,000 battle/60,000 pops mark. Y'all are dedicated, that's all I can say. Poor males :P