In a word: BUSY. Oh, how busy am I. And in the best possible way, too: academic stuff is great, professional stuff is great, personal stuff is great. Pretty much the only downside is that I've had zero time all summer to work on any of my usual story material. I'm not terribly concerned about that, but I figure I at least owe you all a quick update.

So here's where I currently stand with my furry work:
- The next chapter of Dragon Slaying is underway. (The final vote was about 40 to 30 to 20, Lia vs. Opal vs. Kayla.) I've written ~2000 words or so already, but it's going to be a long-ass chapter, and given my current level of busy-ness (BUSY!), I probably won't be finishing it for at least another month or two. Apologies for the wait. What can I say, I'm a cocktease.
- In the meanwhile, I'm trying to polish up + publish a few snippets that are lying around in my writing folder, nearly complete. One is another Pokemon BB fic set in the Underground League, with a Blastoise going in for a pre-enrollment "physical"; another is a very old scrap of Kayla and her village, which was once part of the Dragon Slaying plot before I decided to introduce Lia. You can expect the Kayla piece very soon; the Blastoise story may be another few weeks.
- Pain, Personified and Battle Training are both on my to-do list, but they'll have to wait until I finish Dragon Slaying.
- The Pokemon BB website is chugging along as usual. Don't expect any big changes this month, but I am hoping to add a few 'mon and upgrade a few things sometime soon. (Also, we're nearing the 60,000 pops/200,000 battles mark, so uh…keep up the good work, people.)
- There are several other half-finished things kicking around my drafts folder (reindeer BB, something with Pokemon legendaries, a Zangoose/Seviper fic), but those are all low priority right now.

That's about it! As I said, I'll have some old Kayla stuff for you soon. In the meanwhile: stay gorgeous, people.

I figured it was about time to refresh this post about my weird ballbusting website, since the old journal entry now has almost 30 extra updates tacked on :P

-- THE SAME WARNING APPLIES AS BEFORE: IF YOU'RE NOT INTO BALLBUSTING, YOU WON'T BE INTO THIS --

Changes for 08.07.2010:
People have reported that some of the images in porn mode have stopped working. (This is probably because of the current breakdown going on at rule34.paheal.net, where most of the images are hosted.) As a result, I've added an easy way to report those broken images -- just hover over the broken image and you should see an option to report the image as broken. That will help me quite a bit in determining which images need to be replaced or updated.

In a similar way, you can also now submit suggestions for those Pokemon who don't yet have porn pics. I generally try to find porn pics for each 'mon as they're added to the site, but for some (like Porygon, for instance) I just can't find anything in my initial search. If you can find a good image on rule34/AGNPH/e621, let me know and I'll add it. Of course, I still reserve the right to approve/reject images according to my own tastes :P

Also, new Pokemon added: Meguroko, one of the new Gen-5 'mon. And I added Chiramii a few days ago, if you missed that.

That's all for now!

UPDATE 1: Changes for 20.07.2010
Big-ish update: double battles are now multi-battles! You can have any number of teammates or opponents, though the current layout will probably break with more than 4 total combatants. This means you can now pit males 1x1, or have a trio of females gang up on some poor unsuspecting 'mon and bash his balls in. Let me know if you come up with anything clever :P

There are almost definitely some bugs in the system, so please, if you come across anything leave me a comment (or a suggestion on the site itself). Otherwise, enjoy!

UPDATE 2: Changes for 23.07.2010
- Added the generic attacks ("Go for the balls" and "make him blow") to multi-battle mode
- Fixed a bug with multi-battle mode where attacks with multiple possibilities (i.e. Frustration) would sometimes have mis-matched attack and response texts.
- Tweaked the probabilities for attacking an already-unconscious male.
- Also, I just noticed that the website has passed the 50,000 pops mark -- as of right now, there have been a total of 53,451 ruptured nuts in about 175,000 battles. That's almost 27,000 Pokemen that have had their plums stomped into pudding. That is crazy. I never thought there would be so much interest in this bizarre little project of mine. (Another impressive stat: more than 100 registered users have burst 50+ balls.)

That's all the updates for now. I haven't added any new species for a while, so I might do that later tonight/tomorrow...any suggestions?

UPDATE 3:
- Added new Pokemon: Chatot, Wigglytuff, Honchkrow, Plusle, Minun, Hitmontop, Fearow, Shiftry, and Cherrim

UPDATE 4: Changes for 27.07.2010
- Added a 'latest Pokemon' page, listing the most recent additions to the species list.
- Added handling for very rare 'tie' results
- Added chance of spontaneous orgasm when losing last ball while unconscious

UPDATE 5: Changes for 10.08.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Swana

First things first: if you haven't read the latest chapter of Dragon Slaying, you might want to do that first. (And don't forget to vote at the end!)

So: after two years, it's almost over! A strange thought, that. Dragon Slaying was the very first furry thing I ever posted to the web: first on Yiffstar, then here on FA. So far, it's spanned 12 chapters and about 60,000 words -- more, if you count Lia's non-canon ending and my weird little BB poem. Now there's just one chapter left to write. (Though I may end up writing a couple different endings...but that's besides the point.)

It's a little bit unbelievable to me that this series ever got this far. It started as just a flimsy excuse to beat up a pair of dragon balls (I think that's pretty clear from the first two chapters :P), but eventually I managed to wring an actual plot out of it, writing some sort of bizarre, sexy ballbusting comedy. I ended up introducing a bunch of characters that I've become rather fond of: P'oiu, Opal, Lia, Kayla. And even though the whole story was written as something to get off to, I tried to make it an enjoyable read, even for those who aren't fans of CBT.

Dragon Slaying isn't exactly a high-class work of art, but I'm certainly happy with how it's developed. It's even managed to convert a few people to my crazy kinks -- some furries who weren't into ballbusting, some ballbusting enthusiasts who weren't furries. Plus, I've pretty much single-handedly supplied the internet with dragon ballbusting porn. That's gotta be worth something :P

Voting for the ending is still well underway, so I'm not sure exactly what's going to happen to P'oiu in the final chapter, but I'm certainly looking forward to writing it. God knows that dragon deserves a frickin' break after all he's been through :P Whether he ends up with a full package or a sac full of mush, it's definitely been a fun ride, and I hope you've all enjoyed it, too :)

Apparently I just hit 5K pageviews! Which I totally would have failed to notice, if  glee had not pointed it out :P Thanks! (And woohoo!)

Of course, that's nothing compared to my bizarre web experiment, which just passed 400,000 views earlier today. Yes, that is a 4 followed by 5 zeroes. Yes, that is insane. Don't you all have anything better to do? Yeesh.

Anyway, in celebration of these two achievements*, the next chapter of Dragon Slaying has been posted! It's probably going to be at least a couple months before I pick up that series again, so I hope this is a good send-off for now. I certainly enjoyed writing it :P Lemme know what you think.



* actually, I just happened to finish this at the same time

--NOTE: IF YOU'RE NOT INTO BALLBUSTING, YOU WON'T BE INTO THIS--

Actual story mode may still be a ways away, but if you click the new Story Mode tab at http://pokemonbusting.heroku.com/, there's now the option to sign up for an account! Right now it doesn't do much except track some basic stats, but you should see various improvements come over the next however-long-it-takes-me :P

In the meanwhile, compete on the leaderboards! Unlock boss battles and porn mode! See who can do the most damage! I look forward to the carnage :P

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UPDATE 1: Changes for 24.03.2010
- Updated user accounts to track top challenge mode score
- Added new Pokemon: Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Charmander, Charmeleon, Squirtle, Wartortle, Chikorita, Bayleef, Cyndaquil, Quilava, Croconaw
Current totals: 45734 battles, 14930 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 2: So apparently I accidentally shut down the battling system for the past ~10 hours...d'oh. I've fixed the problem, so everything should be working again now.

UPDATE 3: Changes for 25.03.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Treecko, Grovyle, Torchic, Combusken, Mudkip, Marshtomp, Turtwig, Grotle, Chimchar, Monferno, Piplup, Prinplup
Current totals: 46629 battles, 15079 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 4: Changes for 27.03.2010
Hot damn! The site just shot past the 50,000 battles mark. That's about 100x more use than I ever thought this thing would get :P In celebration, here's another round of new 'mon.
- Added new Pokemon: Delcatty, Sableye, Manectric, Roselia, Camerupt, Torkoal, Cacturne, Altaria, Seviper, Crawdaunt, Armaldo, Milotic, Kecleon, Banette, Walrein, Kyogre, Groudon, Deoxys
Current totals: 50193 battles, 15949 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 5: Changes for 30.03.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Chansey, Staraptor, Mismagius, Froslass, Dialga, Palkia, Heatran, Giratina, Cresselia, Manaphy, Darkrai, Shaymin, Arceus, Zorua, Zoroark
- Added some new endings, especially for when the male wins while aroused.
Current totals: 57278 battles, 17508 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 6: Changes for 31.03.2010
- Added custom pics for Arceus -- thanks, Anonymous!
- Fixed lack of Zorua/Zoroark icon

UPDATE 7: Changes for 02.04.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Sandshrew, Wobbuffet,

UPDATE 8: Changes for 04.04.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Rattata, Cubone

UPDATE 9: Changes for 08.04.2010
And there we go rocketing past 20,000 ruptures. Male Pokemon around the world hold a moment of silence for their fallen brothers :P Anyway, got some decent updates for you today:
- Added new Pokemon: Arbok, Nidorina/Nidorino, Clefable, Jigglypuff
- Added a new generic sex attack. Y'know how every female has the "Just go for the balls!" attack by default? Now they all have a "Make him blow!" attack as well.
- Made rematches smarter -- now if you start a battle by selecting the "Random Pokemon" option, each rematch will give you a new random Pokemon. So for instance, if you want to have Nidorina beat up a succession of random males, you should choose Nidorina + Random Male for your first battle, then just keep hitting "Rematch" after each battle.

I'm still a ways from opening up Story Mode, unfortunately, but I am hoping to roll out the double battle system sometime soon. If you're lucky, I might find the time to finish it up this weekend :)
Current totals: 67196 battles, 20742 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 10: Changes for 10.04.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Dodrio, Dewgong, Exeggutor, Seaking, Jynx/Mr. Mime, Dragonair, Furret, Flaaffy
- Lots of work on double battles -- not quite ready yet, but the basics are mostly working.
Current totals: 72669 battles, 22431 popped plums.

UPDATE 11: Changes for 11.04.2010
- A preview of double battle mode is up! It's still missing quite a lot of functionality -- it lacks nice written results screens, it won't track stats yet, etc -- but it should be usable for basic battles.
- This is also cool because it means that M/M battles are now possible, in double battle mode only. A couple of you have requested that, so there you go. (There may still be some bugs with pronouns and things like that.)

UPDATE 12: Changes for 13.04.2010
- Friendly fire added for double battle mode :P

UPDATE 13: Changes for 14.04.2010
Dammit, I just had a minor heart attack -- a change in the code made it look like all of the attacks had been deleted, even on my backup copy. Rails coders: if your ActiveRecord data suddenly disappears, check your default_scopes and make sure you're not being stupid :P

Anyway, we just passed the 25,000 pop mark (good lord...), so I'm cooking up a little something special to celebrate. I won't say anything yet, except for this: if you're not at 50+ pops yet, you might want to get there soon :)

UPDATE 14:
Apologies for the several outages over the last few hours, but tonight's update is now out! If you've got 50+ pops racked up, check the bottom of the main battle menu for a few extra choices...or look for "Human" in the double battle scrolling menu. (For the record, these new characters will only show up when you select them specifically -- they won't show up in random battles.)
Current totals: 81351 battles, 25099 scrambled eggs.

UPDATE 15: Changes for 15.04.2010
- Unconscious opponents can now be aroused/orgasm in double battle mode
- When your player character faints in double battle mode, your teammate now takes over (assuming he or she hasn't already fainted)
- I haven't added any new Pokemon for a couple days now, but I'm not sure who to add...any suggestions?

UPDATE 16: Changes for 17.04.2010
- Added new bonus characters: Nurse Joy/Tracey, Officer Jenny/Professor Oak
- Added custom pics for Cresselia -- thanks, Anonymous!
- Added 'Recent Changes' link for those who don't already follow these little update journals of mine :)
Current totals: 87387 battles, 26903 broken balls.

UPDATE 17: Changes for 18.04.2010
- Started working on the results page for double battle mode -- now you get an actual useful summary :P
- Inspired by the complete ridiculousness of this site, Krinn wrote a very nice little Pokemon BB fic. Go check it out!

UPDATE 18: Changes for 09.05.2010
These updates have occurred over the past two weeks or so, I've just been too lazy to put them up :P
- Added new Pokemon: Rhyperior, Porygon, Roserade, Bibarel, Lanturn, Magmortar, Illumise/Volbeat, Slaking, Gyarados
- Added new bonus characters: Phoebe/Lt. Surge, Sabrina/Giovanni
- Minor bugfixes
- Some ending tweaks -- I still need to write popping/orgasm endings for double battle mode
Also, sad to say it, but work on Story Mode is on hiatus for the time being -- I'm too busy to work on it right now. Hopefully over the summer I'll be able to devote some time to it and get it up and running.

UPDATE 19: Changes for 13.05.2010
- Added new Pokemon: the Gen 5 starters. They're at the end of the list with their rumored Japanese names :P

UPDATE 20: Changes for 18.05.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Regirock, Regice, Registeel, Regigigas

UPDATE 21:
New feature! Basic support for favorites has now been added to the system. Now, when you look at an individual Pokemon's stats, you'll be able to add the male or the female to the list of your favorite Pokemon. Then, when you're picking combatants for a battle, in addition to the usual options there will be a "My Favorites" option. When you choose that option, the system will randomly choose one of your favorite Pokemon to fill that slot.

Also, the single battle page now uses the same drop-down menu as the double battle page. I'm not thrilled with the layout right now, but I'm tired, so it'll have to do for now.

UPDATE 22: Changes for 26.05.2010
Sorry, no shiny new toy for y'all today -- in fact, I think I'm actually going to remove something :P The individual Pokemon stats are nice, but they're taking up a lot of database space and clogging the system a bit. (200+ species * 200+ possible opponents = 40,000+ database entries to look through every battle.) For that reason, I'll be removing parts of that system over the next few days. You'll still be able to see basic stats for any given 'mon, but all the VS records (i.e. Bulbasaur vs. Bulbasaur, Bulbasaur vs. Ivysaur, etc.) will be disappearing. Hopefully no one will mind too much -- I don't think the stat system gets a lot of views anyway :P

Also, since I haven't added much of anything to the game in the past week, maybe I'll throw up a few new 'mon tonight. Any requests?

UPDATE 23:
- Individual stats removed. Bye!
- Some redesign work, including fun random blurbs for the front page. I made up about a dozen; feel free to comment with taglines of your own and I'll add them to the list :)

UPDATE 24: Updates for 27.05.2010
- Hidden users now appear on the user rankings list as "Anonymous".
- Added new bonus characters: Erika/Koga, Whitney/Lance

UPDATE 25: Updates for 30.05.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Growlithe

UPDATE 26: Updates for 15.06.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Reshiram and Zekrom (the revealed Gen 5 legendaries)
- Nothing else updated at the moment, but hopefully I'll get back to updating later this month :)

UPDATE 27: Updates for 04.07.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Chiramii
I know I haven't touched the site in ages...it's been hella busy around here, but I should be adding some new pics and things in the coming weeks.

Geez, I didn't realize how popular this was going to be! As I write this, the site is nearing the 2,000 battle mark, with some rather satisfied female Pokemon and some very, very sorry males. Hell, the female Mewtwo alone has destroyed over fifty males today, and Charizard and Blaziken aren't far behind that, each neutering 30+ opponents over the course of the day. In total, about 350 nutless 'mon have staggered out of the arena in the past 24 hours, probably wishing they'd just stayed in bed this morning :P

Anyway, I've made a number of updates today, including a stat tracker and a pair of "boss battles", and increased the roster to include up to 25 different 'mon, each with their own unique ballbusting moves. If you haven't fooled around with the latest version yet, go check it out and let me know what you think!

If you've got any other feedback -- suggestions for features or additional Pokemon, issues, etc -- just post it below and I'll see what I can do. Otherwise, enjoy making all those 'mon sterile :P

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Further updates will be posted below:

UPDATE: Changes for 11.02.2010
- Small grammar/backend fixes
- More categories added to rankings page
- Individual stat tracking turned on -- click on a Pokemon's name from the main page to see its deadliest attack, stats in all possible matchups, etc.
- Attack stat tracking turned on -- which moves are popping the most nuts?
- Damage/popping maths adjusted to be more logical
- Type resistance added (though I still need to go through and type in the resistances for each 'mon)
- Some custom illustrations added thanks to an Awesome Anonymous Artist! If anybody else would like to contribute art, by all means, please do :)

Also, apparently you all are even more aggressive today than you were yesterday...right now the count stands at 750+ males destroyed, with 4500 total battles played. Yikes. Keep it up, people :P

UPDATE 2: I've added a basic "porn mode" which shows up on the homepage once you've done a certain amount of damage :P About 10 'mon have had porn pictures added so far, and I'll probably do the rest tonight.

I know it's not the politest thing in the world to use other people's artwork without asking, and for that I apologize. I tried to mitigate that problem by only using artwork directly from rule34.paheal.net (i.e. artwork that has been implicitly approved for public consumption by the artist), but I know that's still not a clean-cut solution. If you're the artist of a particular picture and you want it removed, just PM me and I'll remove it ASAP.

Also, small new feature: Random matchups are also now supported -- instead of picking a specific 'mon, you can choose "Random Male" or "Random Female". If you're looking for some variety, try it out.

UPDATE 3: Changes for 12.02.2010
- Added Raichu pictures. Thanks again to Anonymous! :)
- Added chance of spontaneous cumming when both nuts are popped
- Some move fixes
- Noted an issue with attack response descriptions changing; hope to fix tomorrow
- Added new Pokemon: Pidgeot, Sandslash, Nidoqueen/Nidoking, Machamp
Current totals: 6235 battles, 2135 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 4: Changes for 13.02.2010
- Fixed a major issue with attack statuses become "stuck" (e.g. Ice Beam always froze a male's balls, Sacred Fire always burned them, etc.)
- Fixed some inconsistent language on the match result page
- Added new Pokemon: Arcanine, Alakazam, Marowak, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan
- Added porn pics for all the new Pokemon from yesterday and today
Current totals: 7359 battles, 2553 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 5: Changes for 14.02.2010
- Major backend changes, which should make things more efficient going forward
- Added porn pics for all current Pokemon where available
- Added new Pokemon: Rapidash, Kangaskhan, Scyther, Lapras
Current totals: 8021 battles, 2785 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 6: Changes for 15.02.2010
Busy day, but a few quick updates:
- Added/fixed the chance of blowing a load during a nutpopping
- Added new custom pics for Lugia -- thanks, Anonymous!
- Added new Pokemon: Mew, Latios, Latias
Current totals: 8902 battles, 3077 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 7: Changes for 16.02.2010
- Added new texts for the results page, including one with a choose-your-own-ending :P
- Added 'arousal' status (though very few attacks use it yet)
- The 'Choose your Pokemon' page can now be sorted by the user
- Added new Pokemon: Rhydon, Aerodactyl, Snorlax, Dragonite

Damn, you people really like Mew! One day and she's already the most-used female Pokemon. Guess I should have added her sooner :P Also, today the site passed 10,000 battles and 50,000 pageviews, which is kind of crazy for just one week. Glad to see so many people getting use out of this little thing.
Current totals: 10995 battles, 3655 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 8: Changes for 17.02.2010
- Added new custom pics for Ho-oh and Mew -- thanks, Anonymous!
- Added new Pokemon: Raikou, Entei, Suicune

Didn't have a chance to get much done today, at least not on the front end, but I did start laying some of the groundwork necessary for a more extended story mode. That'll probably take a good while to finish, but I'll keep you updated.
Current totals: 12981 battles, 4371 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 9: Changes for 18.02.2010
- Added new custom pics for Dragonite -- thanks, Anonymous!
- Added Challenge Mode! Play as the male 'mon of your choice in a marathon of endurance -- stay intact for as long as you can :P (The end-of-battle descriptions need work, but I'll get to that later.)

I'm doing mostly under-the-hood work today, but I'll probably add a new Pokemon or two tonight as usual. Any suggestions?
Current totals: 13798 battles, 4677 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 10: Changes for 19.02.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Ampharos, Absol, Weavile, Jirachi
Current totals: 15121 battles, 5118 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 11:
- Added a few new boss battles with the legendary birds.
- Fixed a bug with intra-species battles
Current totals: 15912 battles, 5389 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 12: Changes for 20.02.2010
- Added pics for Latios/Latias -- thanks, Anonymous!
- Added new Pokemon: Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon, Glaceon (all the Eeveelutions are done!)
Current totals: 17348 battles, 5883 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 13: Changes for 21.02.2010
- Added some new attack-specific dialog for nut-poppings
- Added more detailed match summaries for challenge mode
- Some cleanup and back-end stuff
Current totals: 19033 battles, 6387 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 14: Changes for 22.02.2010
- Added pics for Jirachi -- thanks, Anonymous!
- Fixed error w/ Double Team
Current totals: 20340 battles, 6845 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 15: Changes for 27.02.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Luxray, Floatzel, Garchomp, Toxicroak
It's been a couple days since I've done anything, so I decided to quickly throw up a few new 'mon. I may add a few more later tonight, so if there's anyone you'd like to see, comment and let me know.
Current totals: 24794 battles, 8330 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 16: Changes for 28.02.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Zangoose, Breloom, Medicham, Flygon, Tropius, Salamence
- Added some basic custom text for different kinds of pops (popped by kick, by squeeze, by bite, etc.)
Current totals: 25953 battles, 8743 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 17:
- Also new Pokemon: Scizor, Heracross, Skarmory, Miltank/Tauros, Tyranitar, Gardevoir/Gallade
- Added new "mercy" scenario to results page
- Added navigation (the layout really needs a larger overhaul, but oh well)
Current totals: 26275 battles, 8852 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 18: Changes for 05.03.2010
- Added a mess of new Pokemon: Butterfree, Beedrill, Ninetales, Meowth, Golduck, Poliwrath, Farfetch'd, Gengar, Hypno, Lickitung, Electabuzz, Magmar, Pinsir, Eevee, Kabutops
- Noted a couple bugs that need fixing...one of which probably explains why Mew hit 101 KOs in challenge mode :P
Current totals: 31644 battles, 10684 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 19: Changes for 08.03.2010
- Minor bugfixes
- Small dialogue updates for attacks/results screen
Current totals: 34777 battles, 11636 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 20: Changes for 12.03.2010
- Minor bugfixes
- Added last orgasm/ballpopping tracking to rankings page and individual Pokemon pages
- Added images to results screen
- Added new Pokemon: Slowbro, Togetic, Xatu, Marill, Politoed, Sunflora, Quagsire, Misdreavus
Current totals: 37185 battles, 12420 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 21: Changes for 16.03.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Girafarig, Ursaring, Delibird, Houndroom, Stantler, Smeargle, Celebi
Current totals: 39287 battles, 13140 ruptured nuts.

UPDATE 22: Changes for 20.03.2010
- Added new Pokemon: Mightyena, Linoone, Swellow, Exploud, Hariyama, Mawile, Aggron, Wailord, Spinda
Current totals: 41172 battles, 13719 ruptured nuts.

Well, I still don't have a new story to share, but I do have something equally perverted that you might like, particularly if you like the combination of Pokemon and ballbusting :P

It only took an afternoon, but still, I dunno if I've ever felt quite this perverted before. Ah well. Further suggestions welcome -- lemme know if there are particular Pokemon you'd like to see.


UPDATE: Done with all the starter pokemon final evolutions. That should be plenty for tonight.
UPDATE 2: Mewtwo and Lucario added. (Pokemon are sorted by Pokedex order, so Mewtwo's up with the original starters.)
UPDATE 3: Raichu, Vaporeon, Jolteon, and Flareon added, along with some new status effects. Also: if anyone is interested in sketching up some illustrations for this, just let me know!
UPDATE 4: Added a pair of boss battles! Pop five nuts and see what happens :P

So now that I've pushed out my latest two Pokemon lemons, I'm trying to decide what story I should work on next. I'm definitely in the mood to work on something with ballbusting, but rather than return immediately to one of the longer series I'm working on, I think I'd like to write a quick Pokemon one-off, or maybe finish one of the half-complete story sketches I have lying around. The problem is, there are way too many options to choose from, and I can't decide what it is I want to write.

This is where you people come in!

I'd love to hear some new ideas, especially about Pokemon ballbusting, so I ask you: please post a comment on this journal with a scene that you'd like to see. Name me some species, male and female. Name me a scenario, if you'd like. Got a story you've always wanted to write? Got a 'mon that you think is a natural-born ballbuster? Fell, you got any art that needs some textual accompaniment? :P I can't guarantee anything, but I figure this might help me jumpstart my brain a little bit, and I'm curious to hear people's responses.

Barring unexpected developments, the next two stories I have in the pipeline are:
- a one-off [M] Nidoking x [F] Kangaskhan lemon
- a continuation of Home Alone (possibly with *gasp* actual plot)

So basically, straight Pokeporn. w00t :P

Recently someone asked about the origin of 'Poiu' as a name, and since it gets misspelled hilariously often anyway, I figured I'd give a super-brief explanation.

Penname: poiu
Used for: porn, almost exclusively. I prefer not to entangle the rest of my life with some of my stickier/more painful kinks :P
Origin of name: Look at the last four letters on the top row of your keyboard. Reverse 'em. Hey, look at that! :P
Pronunciation: I always think of it as "POY-oo", but I don't know that I've ever actually said it out loud.

Final note: I also use "P'oiu" as the name for the male character in Dragon Slaying, but that was just because I was lazy and couldn't think of a decent name. No other relation :P

The latest chapter of Battle Training clocked in at about 8,500 words, which is the longest single thing I've written yet in the furry porn world...and which made me curious about how much I'd written total. Turns out I've got a little over 61,000 words of published material out there. Yikes.

Counting the additional ~15000 words I have offline in random scraps and incomplete drafts, I've written about 75,000 words of porn in the past two years. That's roughly 100 words a day. Dunno if that's a good or a bad thing :P


Anyway, a quick status update:

-Dragon Slaying: the next chapter's about 60% done. Lots of crazy times with a dragoness :P

-Battle Training: woo new chapter! I haven't even started the next chapter, though, so it'll be a while before Leon gets his 'reward'.

-Other Pokemon things: a Nidoking [M] x Kangaskhan [F] pairing, which is hovering around 75%. It's a straight lemon: nothing crazy or kinky, just two 'mon getting down and dirty. I might focus on finishing this next.

-Pain, Personified: I've got some quick outline stuff down for the next bit, but it's a ways from being finished. I might post it in smaller fragments, if I can find a logical division for the thing.

-A reindeer story: I keep promising that I'll do this for Christmas. I'm still on it :P


That's about it! Back to your regularly scheduled porn and crumpets.

A heads-up to those of you crazy enough to follow me:

If you're not already watching  FELLARTS (why on earth aren't you watching this guy?!), you should definitely check out the picture he posted yesterday. The guy's got some considerable artistic talent, and if you enjoy the kind of stuff I write, then this'll be right up your alley :D

Hey, so I finally posted some more Pokemon porn! It feels good to contribute to the world.

Anyway, other things I'm currently working on in the world of BB:

- The next chapter of Battle Training! Now that the initial sex scene is out of the way, all sorts of fun stuff is coming up. I've already written some of it, but it's still got a ways to go.
- Dragon Slaying. I've got lots of plans for P'oiu and his new-found dragoness friend, and I've finished various bits of writing: some for the next chapter, some for the chapter after that, and some for the chapter after /that/. I just need to finish getting it all on paper and clean it all up. Hopefully you'll see something soon.
- The ballbusting orca: I've got some things down for the next chapter and a general idea of the plot, but it'll take some time to come together. (I actually posted a short snippet from this elsewhere on the internet; if you can find it, kudos.)
- Reindeer busting -- still planning to finish this for Christmas :P

I'm also working on a couple of straight-up sex stories, no pain involved:

- [M] Nidoking x [F] Kangaskhan. This one's been on the backburner for a while, but it's starting to make some progress, and I'm quite fond of the pairing. All the non-sexual writing is done, I just need to do the sticky stuff. Lots of sticky stuff.
- [F] Ampharos solo. Not something I expected to be writing, but one day I just sat down and pounded out the first 50% or so, and I've been tinkering with it since. It's looking to be pretty short, so I'll probably just sit down again and finish it sometime soon.
- Future chapters of Battle Training. Obviously there's the whole orgy that Leon's now been promised, but even after that, I'm hoping to spend some time writing about Leon and Kara, the Kadabra. I feel like Psychic-type porn is tragically overlooked -- there are all sorts of things a girl like that could do. (Insert some kind of pun about "blowing your mind" here.)

Anyway, yeah, lots of things. Life's been busy, so I haven't been writing all that much, but I've got a little more time to play with in the summer, so maybe I'll be a bit more consistent in the coming months. We'll see :)

Hey there -- it doesn't look like I'm getting anything new finished this month, so I figured I'd poke my head in and give y'all a quick update on how things are going.

- The next bit of Dragon Slaying is well underway. I'm basically writing the next two chapters at the same time, as they're pretty tightly related. (You'd think I'd eventually get tired of dragon-on-dragon nutbashing, but no :P) As a result, it might be a little while, but there should be a good bit of new material when I'm done.
- On a related note: I didn't think I'd be returning to my orca-girl spinoff series for at least a little while, but I've been doing some decent work on that too, laying down the groundwork for another chapter. Kayla's too enjoyable a character to pass up for very long.
- My Pokemon ballbusting series stillllll doesn't have a new chapter done. Gah. I've had the next bit 80% finished since January or so, I just can't seem to sit down and get it done. Soon, I promise.
- I have another Pokemon fic I've been working on that's nearing completion, a straight Nidoking/Kangaskhan pairing, with no ballbusting or anything like that. It's been a really nice change of pace to just write straight porn for once, after writing so much bb stuff in the past year or so, and I really like how it's coming out. (I'm excited to try appealing to a larger audience, as well :P)

Those are the main things I'm working on, though I've always got some random sketches in the wings -- a scorpion/spider bust, a Blastoise/Raichu pairing, various things. Maybe they'll show up here one day too :)
-poiu

P.S. If you liked the hippo in the last chapter of Dragon Slaying, check out this -- OneBadMamaJama's writing a story with her. Looking good so far :P

Hey, whaddaya know, I finally updated Dragon Slaying! Fancy that.

Sorry it's been so long between stories, everybody -- I'm horrible about setting any sort of consistent writing schedule, and slow to boot, so sometimes these things don't get done for a while.

Various weird things that have been bouncing around in my writings folder recently:

- With regards to Dragon Slaying: I realize this chapter didn't really have any F/M busting, but I'm hoping to make up for that with the next chapter. Let's just say it's about time P'oiu meets one of his own kind :P
- I've also dabbled with writing a story from the orca's perspective (who I still haven't given a name to). I might write some stuff explaining how she got into ballbusting in the first place.
- As far as my Pokemon story goes, I've got plenty of things planned, it's just a matter of getting it all written. Leon makes a nice ladyfriend...then gets roped into a "review" for the Weak Spots final with her and her roommates. Pain and pleasure ensues.
- Unrelated Pokemon stuff: I've written a couple short scenes of ballbusting between a male Blastoise and a female Raichu (consensual stuff, actually), but it's in need of a lot more writing and some good cleanup before it ever makes its way online.
- Even more unrelated Pokemon stuff: I've got a straight sex scene between a Nidoking and a Sandshrew (basically just a fanwork of Twilight Stormshi's Takashi/Burr pairing :P) I'll probably rewrite it at some point as a slightly different pairing, maybe the Nidoking and some other species.
- Before Christmas I started writing a reindeer busting story -- Vixen using those hooves of hers to remind the males who's boss -- but I didn't finish it in time for the holiday. Maybe next year...

So yeah. Lots of ideas, just not a lot of time to get them down. Hopefully this gives you something to look forward to, at least...if you've got any particular interest in one story or another, let me know and I'll try to focus in that direction. And you've got any story ideas related to ballbusting, please do let me know...I'm always interested to hear 'em :P