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Posted 15 years agoI went to a gay strip club last night.
Even though I'm (primarily) attracted to women, I had more fun there than I have at ANY straight strip club.
And, a hot guy put his wiener in my face.
Even though I'm (primarily) attracted to women, I had more fun there than I have at ANY straight strip club.
And, a hot guy put his wiener in my face.
That fuck-ass furry meme
Posted 15 years ago[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 0
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 4
[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 6
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 0
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 9
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 9
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 10
[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 10
Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.
20%
20%? Dude. A lot of these traits have to do with BEING A FUCKING MAMMAL, not thinking you're a fucking dog or some shit.
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 0
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 4
[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 6
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 0
[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 9
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 9
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 10
[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 10
Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.
20%
20%? Dude. A lot of these traits have to do with BEING A FUCKING MAMMAL, not thinking you're a fucking dog or some shit.
Art Block, etc.
Posted 15 years agoWorking on things, but not really feeling them. I can't tell y'all how much shit I've scrapped, deleted, or just given up on.
If I owe you a commission, I apologize, and it will happen.
My cat was sick, but he's better now. He has to be on prescription food for the rest of his life, but if he's happy and healthy, it's worth it. Little guy's like my fucking kid.
Gramma miraculously survived and is back at home. As long as she starts exercising a little, things should be okay. She's still going to dye someday, and that's alright. Just not any time soon, which is good news to me.
Money's still super tight, but Mom agreed to help me with some schooling so I can get my life straight. I have excellent friends.
Things could be worse. So right now, I feel pretty okay.
If I owe you a commission, I apologize, and it will happen.
My cat was sick, but he's better now. He has to be on prescription food for the rest of his life, but if he's happy and healthy, it's worth it. Little guy's like my fucking kid.
Gramma miraculously survived and is back at home. As long as she starts exercising a little, things should be okay. She's still going to dye someday, and that's alright. Just not any time soon, which is good news to me.
Money's still super tight, but Mom agreed to help me with some schooling so I can get my life straight. I have excellent friends.
Things could be worse. So right now, I feel pretty okay.
Yukk pt 2 AKA. I NEED YOUR HELP *EDITED*
Posted 16 years agoRemember when I said life was yukky?
Well. It's really yukky.
I'm $60 short on rent, and right now my gramma is in the ICU, so I might be missing out on work, which is the last thing I need. She's hit her downhill. and is on her way out.
So, I'm doing a cheap commission drive. Please. I really need your guys' help. I know I haven't been around much, but I've been too stressed to do much of anything involving the internet.
I have to go to work right now. Email me at sporkbot[at]me.com, because I'll be unable to check FA
(0)x|x|x|x| | | | | | | | ] GOAL- $60
I'll do ya somethin like this for $5 - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3183894
And somethin like this for $10 - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2950995
Well. It's really yukky.
I'm $60 short on rent, and right now my gramma is in the ICU, so I might be missing out on work, which is the last thing I need. She's hit her downhill. and is on her way out.
So, I'm doing a cheap commission drive. Please. I really need your guys' help. I know I haven't been around much, but I've been too stressed to do much of anything involving the internet.
I have to go to work right now. Email me at sporkbot[at]me.com, because I'll be unable to check FA
(0)x|x|x|x| | | | | | | | ] GOAL- $60
I'll do ya somethin like this for $5 - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3183894
And somethin like this for $10 - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2950995
Yukk
Posted 16 years agoLife. It's gross.
FURRY ACHEEVMINTZ- SKOR 120
Posted 16 years agoThis is gonna be funny
THE FURRY ACHIEVEMENTS MEME!
How to play:
- Go here to find a good copy/paste format [if you want].
- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want]. Try to keep the format, and use your own judgement!
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total with the journal's subject. (ie., "Furry Achievement Score: X")
"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: No [I've always been intrigued by it, though. I'll probably go to one to check it out someday]
"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: No [No thanks]
"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: No [Uh. No.]
"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: No
"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: No
"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: No
"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: No [NO THANK YOU]
"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: No [I think I know... 5-ish furries IRL.]
"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes
"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [Oh god. So many.]
"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [I've been drawing animal people since I first picked up a pencil. I don't see what's so "weird" about it.]
"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [I've had my LJ since 02...]
"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: No
"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes
"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [Jokingly]
"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: No
"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: No
"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes
"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?:No
"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed?: No
"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: No
"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: Yes [Yeah. I've roleplayed]
"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [LOL. I namefag on /cgl/]
"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Again. Jokingly]
"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: No
"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: No [Cuz I'm not?]
"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes
"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes
"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes
"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: No
THE FURRY ACHIEVEMENTS MEME!
How to play:
- Go here to find a good copy/paste format [if you want].
- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want]. Try to keep the format, and use your own judgement!
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total with the journal's subject. (ie., "Furry Achievement Score: X")
"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: No [I've always been intrigued by it, though. I'll probably go to one to check it out someday]
"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: No [No thanks]
"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: No [Uh. No.]
"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: No
"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: No
"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: No
"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: No [NO THANK YOU]
"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: No [I think I know... 5-ish furries IRL.]
"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes
"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [Oh god. So many.]
"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [I've been drawing animal people since I first picked up a pencil. I don't see what's so "weird" about it.]
"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yes [I've had my LJ since 02...]
"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: No
"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes
"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes [Jokingly]
"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: No
"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: No
"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes
"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?:No
"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed?: No
"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: No
"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: Yes [Yeah. I've roleplayed]
"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [LOL. I namefag on /cgl/]
"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes [Again. Jokingly]
"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: No
"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: No [Cuz I'm not?]
"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes
"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes
"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No
"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes
"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: No
Gimme some animals
Posted 16 years agoI wanna do more like my last drawing. Gimme some animals to draw!
Animals
Maned wolf
Praying mantis
Emerald tree boa
Anteater
Parakeet
Sugarglider
Dinosaurs (I think allosaurus, microceratops, and pachycephalosaurus)
Tree frogs
Lions
Parrots
Aardwolf
Anteater
King Cheetah
Gecko
Dolphin
Eye-eye
Crane
Kiwi
Tortoise
Jumping Spider
squid
capybara
Anglerfish
Hippo
Pelican
Platypus
Octopus
Ringworm
Kracken
Barn Owl
Oranangutang
Yak
rabbit
chupacabra
frisk
Animals
Maned wolf
Praying mantis
Emerald tree boa
Anteater
Parakeet
Sugarglider
Dinosaurs (I think allosaurus, microceratops, and pachycephalosaurus)
Tree frogs
Lions
Parrots
Aardwolf
Anteater
King Cheetah
Gecko
Dolphin
Eye-eye
Crane
Kiwi
Tortoise
Jumping Spider
squid
capybara
Anglerfish
Hippo
Pelican
Platypus
Octopus
Ringworm
Kracken
Barn Owl
Oranangutang
Yak
rabbit
chupacabra
frisk
How about that
Posted 16 years agoI'm home from Texas. Well, I have been for a while, but this site was down.
Moon-bounce+Spider-man 22nd birthday party was awesome! Met up with Beedle the next day.
Working on finding a new job. That is all.
Moon-bounce+Spider-man 22nd birthday party was awesome! Met up with Beedle the next day.
Working on finding a new job. That is all.
MORE COMMISSIONS!
Posted 16 years agoHey folks. I'm doing more commissions again! To help pay for rent and credit card payment again! Being in debt and not making enough to pay your bills is AWESOME.
Traditional - $15-25 depending on complexity
A marker and pen drawing on Bristol. Can be shipped to you at cost of postage and shipping supplies.
Examples:
$15 - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2932098
$20 - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2932124
$25 - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2932132
Note: Shipping is $1.50 extra to cover the cost of postage and the price of a properly sized envelope.
Slots:
1
2
3
4
5
Shrinky Dink cellphone charms - $5 + $1.00 shipping
Custom cellphone charms of whatever you want! Made from shrinky dink paper, and sealed to prevent smudging.
Examples:
http://i35.tinypic.com/16k8etw.jpg
Slots:
1-3
that-boy Started, awaiting payment
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Note: Please include your favorite color with your order so that I can pick an appropriate color of strap for you. If I am out of your color, I'll let you know.
How to order
Comment to this journal or send me a note telling me what you want. I'll add you to the slot list, and I'll start on your work as soon as I am paid.
Thank you all for your support!
Traditional - $15-25 depending on complexity
A marker and pen drawing on Bristol. Can be shipped to you at cost of postage and shipping supplies.
Examples:
$15 - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2932098
$20 - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2932124
$25 - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2932132
Note: Shipping is $1.50 extra to cover the cost of postage and the price of a properly sized envelope.
Slots:
1
2
3
4
5
Shrinky Dink cellphone charms - $5 + $1.00 shipping
Custom cellphone charms of whatever you want! Made from shrinky dink paper, and sealed to prevent smudging.
Examples:
http://i35.tinypic.com/16k8etw.jpg
Slots:
1-3
that-boy Started, awaiting payment4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Note: Please include your favorite color with your order so that I can pick an appropriate color of strap for you. If I am out of your color, I'll let you know.
How to order
Comment to this journal or send me a note telling me what you want. I'll add you to the slot list, and I'll start on your work as soon as I am paid.
Thank you all for your support!
Tonight's stream
Posted 16 years agoThanks to all the people who stopped by and watched if you did. I had 25 viewers at one point. Awesome!
STREAMING
Posted 16 years agohttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/sporkbot
I'm streaming right now if anyone cares. :B
Starting a new round of commissions soon. STAY TUNED.
I'm streaming right now if anyone cares. :B
Starting a new round of commissions soon. STAY TUNED.
STILL DOING COMMISSIONS
Posted 16 years agoJust thought I'd let you all know that I'm STILL doing them. I need at least 4 more commissions to make things work out financially this month.
Thanks so much to everyone who's helped so far, and to all my bros for plugging my page. Really kids, I mean it.
--
I'm doing commissions. They'll be drawn in digitally, similar in style to these...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2686526
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2642705
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2656842
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2654325
$10 and you get an 800x800 drawing.
$5 and you get a 500x500 drawing.
$2.5 and you get an icon.
I work two jobs and still can't fucking afford rent or food, so I don't have much time to re-draw things. Seriously, guys. This shit's cheap.
WILL DRAW
Furries
People
Fanart
Original Characters
Gay
Lesbians
Herms
Guro
Zombies
actually, pretty much anything but these things...
WON'T DRAW
Baby furs
Scat
So, comment with what you want, and I will get started.
I really need money, lole.
slots:
finished
suna - Catflower http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2717917/ DONE!
suna - Soldier http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2804120 DONE!
mysticsphinx - Jazz listening to music http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2825967/ DONE!
ginahyena - Future space warrior Gina (need a scanner)
800
1 Tsurumaru - SOMETHING
2 Pyre - SOMETHING
3
4
5
500
1
2
3
4
5
icon
1
2
3
4
5
Thanks so much to everyone who's helped so far, and to all my bros for plugging my page. Really kids, I mean it.
--
I'm doing commissions. They'll be drawn in digitally, similar in style to these...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2686526
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2642705
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2656842
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2654325
$10 and you get an 800x800 drawing.
$5 and you get a 500x500 drawing.
$2.5 and you get an icon.
I work two jobs and still can't fucking afford rent or food, so I don't have much time to re-draw things. Seriously, guys. This shit's cheap.
WILL DRAW
Furries
People
Fanart
Original Characters
Gay
Lesbians
Herms
Guro
Zombies
actually, pretty much anything but these things...
WON'T DRAW
Baby furs
Scat
So, comment with what you want, and I will get started.
I really need money, lole.
slots:
finished
suna - Catflower http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2717917/ DONE! suna - Soldier http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2804120 DONE!
mysticsphinx - Jazz listening to music http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2825967/ DONE!
ginahyena - Future space warrior Gina (need a scanner)800
1 Tsurumaru - SOMETHING
2 Pyre - SOMETHING
3
4
5
500
1
2
3
4
5
icon
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COMMISSIONS.
Posted 16 years agoOkay. Okay. I fucking need money. I'm doing commissions. They'll be drawn in digitally, similar in style to these...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2686526
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2642705
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2656842
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2654325
$10 and you get an 800x800 drawing.
$5 and you get a 500x500 drawing.
$2.5 and you get an icon.
I work two jobs and still can't fucking afford rent or food, so I don't have much time to re-draw things. Seriously, guys. This shit's cheap.
WILL DRAW
Furries
People
Fanart
Original Characters
Gay
Lesbians
Herms
Guro
Zombies
actually, pretty much anything but these things...
WON'T DRAW
Baby furs
Scat
So, comment with what you want, and I will get started.
I really need money, lole.
slots:
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1 suna - Catflower http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2717917/ DONE!
2 suna - Soldier
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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2686526
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2642705
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2656842
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2654325
$10 and you get an 800x800 drawing.
$5 and you get a 500x500 drawing.
$2.5 and you get an icon.
I work two jobs and still can't fucking afford rent or food, so I don't have much time to re-draw things. Seriously, guys. This shit's cheap.
WILL DRAW
Furries
People
Fanart
Original Characters
Gay
Lesbians
Herms
Guro
Zombies
actually, pretty much anything but these things...
WON'T DRAW
Baby furs
Scat
So, comment with what you want, and I will get started.
I really need money, lole.
slots:
800
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suna - Catflower http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2717917/ DONE!2
suna - Soldier3
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500
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icon
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I stole this meme
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Think about the future? — y
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Believe in love? — y
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — y
Been arrested? — n
Kissed someone you didn't like? — y
Slept in until 5 PM? — n
Fallen asleep at work/school? — y
Held a snake? — y
Ran a red light? — y
Been suspended from school? — y
Experienced love at first sight? — n
Totaled your car in an accident? — y
Been fired from a job? — n
Fired somebody? — n
Sung karaoke? — y
Pointed a gun at someone? — y
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — y
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — y
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — y
Kissed in the rain? — y
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — y
Saw someone die? — y
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — y
Smoked a cigar? — y
Sat on a rooftop? — y
Smuggled something into another country? — y
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — y
Broken a bone? — y
Skipped school? — y
Eaten a bug? — y
Sleepwalked? — y
Walked on a moonlit beach? — y
Ridden a motorcycle? — y
Dumped someone? — n
Forgotten your anniversary? — y
Lied to avoid a ticket? — y
Ridden in a helicopter? — n
Shaved your head? — y y y y y
Blacked out from drinking? — n
Played a prank on someone? — y y y y y
Hit a home run? — n
Felt like killing someone? — y
Cross-dressed? — y
Been falling-down drunk? — y
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — y
Eaten snake? — y
Marched/Protested? — y
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — n
Puked on an amusement ride? — y
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — y
Knitted? — n
Been on TV? — y
Shot a gun? — y
Skinny-dipped? — n
Given someone stitches? — n
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? — y
Ridden a surfboard? — n
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — y y y y y y
Had surgery? — y
Streaked? — n
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — y
Tripped on mushrooms? — n
Passed out when NOT drinking? — y
Peed on a bush? — y
Donated Blood? — y
Grabbed electric fence? — y
Eaten alligator meat? — y
Eaten cheesecake? — y
Killed an animal when not hunting? — y
Peed your pants in public? — n
Snuck into a movie without paying? — n
Written graffiti? — y
Still love someone you shouldn't? — n
Think about the future? — y
Been in handcuffs? — y
Believe in love? — y
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — y
