can't get back into Discord
Posted 5 years agoand apparently 2FA on Discord is tied to your phone, and I wiped mine earlier, so I guess I'm out of Discord until further notice. If you still want to contact me, you can try Element (formerly Riot)
https://element.io/
my matrix id is this
`@Pouar:matrix.org`
Discord still has some features that Riot lacks (although it's improving) but seems to beat Telegram, although there aren't many stickers out there for Element yet.
Also, just got back from a mental hospital for schizophrenia and am now living in a group home
https://element.io/
my matrix id is this
`@Pouar:matrix.org`
Discord still has some features that Riot lacks (although it's improving) but seems to beat Telegram, although there aren't many stickers out there for Element yet.
Also, just got back from a mental hospital for schizophrenia and am now living in a group home
Someone made a list of characters, so here's mine
Posted 7 years ago'(#\a #\c #\x #\h #\j #\l #\z)
Signal Boost
Posted 7 years agomalware warning
Posted 7 years agoFigured I should post this here assuming people are still listening and I'm not just yelling it a brick wall
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16418837
https://torrentfreak.com/flight-sim.....sswords-180219
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16418837
https://torrentfreak.com/flight-sim.....sswords-180219
This is getting Ridiculous
Posted 8 years agosignal boost
Posted 8 years agoWay to go Adobe
Posted 8 years agoPlagiarism Vs Copyright Infringement
Posted 8 years agoWhen you repost someone's art without permission, it's copyright infringement. When you repost someone's art without giving credit, it's plagiarism. Please stop claiming copyright infringement and plagiarism are the same thing. They're not.
Seems Red Hat bought out another company (a good thing)
Posted 8 years agoThey plan on open sourcing the company's technology and bringing it to RHEL. Red Hat is one of those rare companies that when they buy out other companies, the products actually get better instead of worse.
https://www.redhat.com/en/about/pre.....ion-technology
https://www.redhat.com/en/about/pre.....ion-technology
signal boost
Posted 8 years agoThis exists
Posted 8 years agoSlaughter To Prevail - Misery Sermon
Posted 8 years agoGnuPG seems to be trying to crowdfund its development
Posted 8 years agoLOL
Posted 8 years agoInfant Annihilator - Blasphemian
Posted 8 years agoIf I ever streamed, I'd probably be playing stuff like this in the background, though I would have to switch the stream to "Adult" just from this alone.
Someone posted my Diaperfur Arch Linux icon to /r/archlinux
Posted 8 years agoSo someone posted my Diaperfur Arch Linux icon to /r/archlinux on Reddit. The reaction was exactly what I expected, which was why I didn't post it there myself.
Please don't harass them because they don't like it. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.
Please don't harass them because they don't like it. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.
Updated my profile info
Posted 8 years agoMy front page now includes my GPG fingerprints (for the love of God, stop using 32-bit IDs), My Tox ID, and my Matrix ID (Not sure why people use Discord over Clients that use Matrix, but to each their own I guess. At least it's better than relying on Facebook or Skype) And My Telegram username link (I'm not sure if relying on the "security" of Telegram is a good idea.)
Important Notice For Linux Users
Posted 8 years agohttps://access.redhat.com/security/.....lities/2934281
TLDR: Security vulnerability in the kernel due to use after free. Upgrade as soon as your distro gets a fix available.
Arch seems to have release a fix a few days ago without me noticing until now, although I wasn't paying attention
TLDR: Security vulnerability in the kernel due to use after free. Upgrade as soon as your distro gets a fix available.
Arch seems to have release a fix a few days ago without me noticing until now, although I wasn't paying attention
identicons that generates fursonas
Posted 8 years agoYou heard of identicons? Well I made my own version that generates fursonas
https://www.pouar.net/downloads/pas.....=identifur.php
example usage
https://www.pouar.net/downloads/pas.....hp?value=Pouar
You need php-xxhash to use it
https://github.com/Megasaxon/php-xxhash
https://www.pouar.net/downloads/pas.....=identifur.php
example usage
https://www.pouar.net/downloads/pas.....hp?value=Pouar
You need php-xxhash to use it
https://github.com/Megasaxon/php-xxhash
more babying of the ponies, whether they like it or not
Posted 9 years agoPouar: Aww, look at the cute baby foal I found
Chrysalis: I am no foal. I am Queen Chrysalis. Ruler of the chnagelings. And you will pay for your insults.
Pouar: Looks like the filly needs to be padded be before she makes a puddle.
Chrysalis: Unhand me you fool
*fights with her to get the diaper on her, cursed so that it disables her magic and prevents her from taking it off*
*Chrysalis struggles to get the diaper off*
Chrysalis: You get me out of this this thing or I'll...
Chrysalis: !!!
*Chrysalis crosses her back legs*
Chrysalis: I'll.. Uhhh.... *blushes*
Pouar: Looks like the filly needs to potty. I'll help
Chrysalis: No! Get away from me!
*Pouar starts tickling Chrysalis as she bursts into laughter, then floods her pampers*
Pouar: Looks like the filly is too young to be potty trained, let alone rule over the changelings. *pokes her diaper making a squishing sound*
Chrysalis: I can't let my subjects see me like this.
Pouar: Time to take the filly for a walk
*puts Chrysalis in a stroller to take a walk around the Changeling hive, don't ask me how I can navigate it*
Chrysalis: NOOO!!! I CAN'T GO OUT THERE LIKE THIS!!!
*Changelings start staring at their queen in her humiliated state*
Random Changeling 1: So that's our queen? Doesn't look like much
Chrysalis: What are you staring at?
Pouar: I think the filly is cranky because she wants her paci
*Pouar puts a pacigag in her mouth*
Pouar: all tied up so it doesn't fall out of the filly's mouth
*Chrysalis tries to cuss me out but ends up sounding like baby talk*
Random Changeling 2: Aww, she's adorable *starts pinching her cheeks*
*Chrysalis face goes red with anger, or embarrassment, I can't tell which*
Pouar: Aww, you're cute when you blush
*Chrysalis gets even redder, yep embarrassment*
Chrysalis: I am no foal. I am Queen Chrysalis. Ruler of the chnagelings. And you will pay for your insults.
Pouar: Looks like the filly needs to be padded be before she makes a puddle.
Chrysalis: Unhand me you fool
*fights with her to get the diaper on her, cursed so that it disables her magic and prevents her from taking it off*
*Chrysalis struggles to get the diaper off*
Chrysalis: You get me out of this this thing or I'll...
Chrysalis: !!!
*Chrysalis crosses her back legs*
Chrysalis: I'll.. Uhhh.... *blushes*
Pouar: Looks like the filly needs to potty. I'll help
Chrysalis: No! Get away from me!
*Pouar starts tickling Chrysalis as she bursts into laughter, then floods her pampers*
Pouar: Looks like the filly is too young to be potty trained, let alone rule over the changelings. *pokes her diaper making a squishing sound*
Chrysalis: I can't let my subjects see me like this.
Pouar: Time to take the filly for a walk
*puts Chrysalis in a stroller to take a walk around the Changeling hive, don't ask me how I can navigate it*
Chrysalis: NOOO!!! I CAN'T GO OUT THERE LIKE THIS!!!
*Changelings start staring at their queen in her humiliated state*
Random Changeling 1: So that's our queen? Doesn't look like much
Chrysalis: What are you staring at?
Pouar: I think the filly is cranky because she wants her paci
*Pouar puts a pacigag in her mouth*
Pouar: all tied up so it doesn't fall out of the filly's mouth
*Chrysalis tries to cuss me out but ends up sounding like baby talk*
Random Changeling 2: Aww, she's adorable *starts pinching her cheeks*
*Chrysalis face goes red with anger, or embarrassment, I can't tell which*
Pouar: Aww, you're cute when you blush
*Chrysalis gets even redder, yep embarrassment*
More funny
Posted 9 years agoPinkie Pie: Get ready for a game of hitting the pinata. Pouar, you go first.
Pouar: I got this
*smash*
Pinkie: To your left
*crash*
Pinkie: Your other left
*whack*
Celestia: Oww!
Pinkie: Too far left
*whack*
Twilight: Oww!
Celestia: Ok, Pinata game over
Pouar: Did I win?
Celestia: No
Pouar: I got this
*smash*
Pinkie: To your left
*crash*
Pinkie: Your other left
*whack*
Celestia: Oww!
Pinkie: Too far left
*whack*
Twilight: Oww!
Celestia: Ok, Pinata game over
Pouar: Did I win?
Celestia: No
World's Least Secure CGI Script
Posted 9 years agoaltered the error page on my site a bit
Posted 9 years agohttps://www.pouar.net/dfgfdgd
What ya think? Notice the difference?
What ya think? Notice the difference?
Stupid design decisions in Equestria
Posted 9 years agoBowling balls with finger holes (Ponies don't have fingers)
Tiny buttons on a cash register (see above)
Tiny buttons on a typewriter (ditto)
Door knobs (no hands)
Boat Steering wheels with those handle things sticking out (also no hands)
Vehicles with no engines and have 1 pony pull them while the rest of them ride (Those things are heavy)
Zippers (watch them struggle trying to zip and unzip those things)
The Sun and Moon being only able to be moved by one mare (What are they supposed to do if they can't find her?)
The Sun and Moon needing pony intervention at all (That's gotta have some nasty effects on the environment if they get it wrong)
All of Equestria's weather and animals relying on pony intervention while the Everfree Forrest works without them just fine
The Alicorn Amulet which gives the wearer untold powers but turns them evil (Who the hell thought this was a good idea?)
The security of Tartarus. You have a lot of ancient evil creatures there and they're all being guarded by just one dog. Granted, a giant 3 headed dog, but he's still a dog. I mean, the thing just wandered away in S02E20. It's amazing that Lord Tirek didn't escape sooner.
Security where the Elements of Harmony are kept, or lack thereof. You have some of "the most powerful magic known to ponydom" and you keep them in a glass case at a library unguarded. Also, they got them from the Tree of Harmony, also unguarded. Glad you take the security of Equestria so seriously.
Celestia sending letters by having Spike barf them up. Doesn't this qualify as animal abuse?
Tiny buttons on a cash register (see above)
Tiny buttons on a typewriter (ditto)
Door knobs (no hands)
Boat Steering wheels with those handle things sticking out (also no hands)
Vehicles with no engines and have 1 pony pull them while the rest of them ride (Those things are heavy)
Zippers (watch them struggle trying to zip and unzip those things)
The Sun and Moon being only able to be moved by one mare (What are they supposed to do if they can't find her?)
The Sun and Moon needing pony intervention at all (That's gotta have some nasty effects on the environment if they get it wrong)
All of Equestria's weather and animals relying on pony intervention while the Everfree Forrest works without them just fine
The Alicorn Amulet which gives the wearer untold powers but turns them evil (Who the hell thought this was a good idea?)
The security of Tartarus. You have a lot of ancient evil creatures there and they're all being guarded by just one dog. Granted, a giant 3 headed dog, but he's still a dog. I mean, the thing just wandered away in S02E20. It's amazing that Lord Tirek didn't escape sooner.
Security where the Elements of Harmony are kept, or lack thereof. You have some of "the most powerful magic known to ponydom" and you keep them in a glass case at a library unguarded. Also, they got them from the Tree of Harmony, also unguarded. Glad you take the security of Equestria so seriously.
Celestia sending letters by having Spike barf them up. Doesn't this qualify as animal abuse?
Another mlp short joke
Posted 9 years agoScootaloo: We're gonna stay up all night!
Me: i can help with that, this should keep you up.
*plays Thy Art Is Murder so loud that all of Ponyville can here it*
Fluttershy: Think it's a little loud?
Me: You want it louder? Ok
*plays it so loud all of Equestria can hear it*
Princess Luna: Pouar's playing deathcore again *shoves her head under some pillows*
Princess Celestia: Aww come on, you're just jealous that your music collection isn't this good *starts headbanging*
Princess Luna: Only a princess like you would actually like this
Princess Cadance in the Crystal Empire: How the hell did Pouar get those speakers that loud that I can here it all the way over here without blowing those speakers?
Shining Armor: Beats me.
Princess Cadance: I don't think Flurry Heart should be listening to stuff like this
Shining Armor: Does it really matter? She's too young to be able to remember any of this and no one can tell whatever those vocalists are saying anyways.
Me: i can help with that, this should keep you up.
*plays Thy Art Is Murder so loud that all of Ponyville can here it*
Fluttershy: Think it's a little loud?
Me: You want it louder? Ok
*plays it so loud all of Equestria can hear it*
Princess Luna: Pouar's playing deathcore again *shoves her head under some pillows*
Princess Celestia: Aww come on, you're just jealous that your music collection isn't this good *starts headbanging*
Princess Luna: Only a princess like you would actually like this
Princess Cadance in the Crystal Empire: How the hell did Pouar get those speakers that loud that I can here it all the way over here without blowing those speakers?
Shining Armor: Beats me.
Princess Cadance: I don't think Flurry Heart should be listening to stuff like this
Shining Armor: Does it really matter? She's too young to be able to remember any of this and no one can tell whatever those vocalists are saying anyways.
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