Crazy times means crazy wild changes. After holding onto this URL name for YEARs I've decided I'm rebranding part ways. I'm keeping this OG username and the art profile of course :) but I am going to start using it more often for posting commission work I get.. MOSTLY specifying that I'll likely post any commission work that is especially fetish related etc. Content that I don't mind but that I'm not personally in love with nor want to be the entirety of my portfolio. Business Casual sort of vibes. I'm currently unemployed and on the active hunt for a new job to pay the bills, meaning I am open to jigs and side stuff as of right now now now lol. Plus I just want a different name to go by and have expanding interests.


So Introducing my new Art Acc TeacupTentacles

I'm back and I gottah be honest. Other content platforms I've been on has really spoiled me. I keep thinking I can upload a cluster of related sketches into one submission....... It's hard knowing I have to flood inboxes now ah.

Just doing some updated posts as proof I'm still around sort of.. I don't post on FA as much as I do tumblr but hey.... it's better than hitting up dA pft!

Still you'll see me in the dead of night leaving uploads as the crytpid I'm meant to be. I'd honestly post more regularly but I continue to be a WIP machine that would drown everyone in excessive sketching but next to no finished products ha..

I'm real tired RN so peace!

I HAVE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF MY ACCOUNT THIS WHOLE TIME GUYS LMAO!!

I been busy in LIFE doing me LIFE shit you know! Took me ages to realize I was locked out. Then took me like 2 or 3 days to finally get in contact with the site and ask to be let back on hahahah.

SO I'M HERE HEY!

MISS ME?

So I’m thinking about opening up to take some Commission work soon..

I am discussing price ranges with my consultant.

Just debating if I want to jump in ballsdeep with full on commission options and slots.. or if I will start with a toe dip like offering simple stuff like detail sketch work and simple cartoony linesketch.

I will provide more informative detail probably after I get some feedback.


so what's your thoughts everyone??

I will learn how to post my art at a normal and reasonable hour of the day so that people may see it in a timely manner.

Instead of being the 2AM marauder that I am blazing around the midnight trails unseen.

Be ready everyone... I am going to post a lot of.. junk really.


I'D SAY I WAS SORRY BUT I AM NOT BECAUSE IT IS MY PAGE :D <3

Heyo heyo what's up my party bitches? Another early morning drop via me to reassure errybody I am still kicking.

Tumblr guys... tumblr.. I just can't get out of it. Also slenderman I'm glued fast to him. I even got a tiny adorable slendy computer buddy currently idling around on my screen.. he is doing his tired expression sooo adorable >_< !!


Oh also I guess I might be bombarding yah'll in a lil while in some sketches and what not

woo.. oh god tired..

Harrrrr- it's a humidity joke.. because.. shits hot here. Hot and muggy!

I been away for like.. evers I can't even imagine my dA since I been gone twice as long from there. I'mma lazy muthafawker.

so just dropping a line all yay I'm still here. Still drawing. Been on Tumblr.. that is horrible! SO. Addictive. But I been away from there too now is frigg'n

AION! because of  nelone >:\

When people say silly shit like:
“Why do ‘they’ eat insert animal species name here it’s such an intelligent creature! insert animal species name here is smarter than dogs so why don’t they eat those too huh!”

it’s especially funny when someone says that about a culture that actually does breed dogs to eat them

My second notion is, Alright so you’re saying a creature’s worth of living is based solely on its intelligence right? So we should only eat stupid things? .. I guess this means it’s alright to eat the mentally retarded now then. If that’s how we’re going to determine things.

Hell maybe this is something we should look into. It’d decrease overpopulation and it’d also work well to scaring kids into caring about their education

“Now little Jim pay attention to your teachers and learn your lessons if you don’t receive good grades it’s off to the slaughter house with you”



This also goes right on up there with this one time a boy in my high-school psychology class said to me that animal experimentation is just fine because when was the last time I saw a Chimpanzee preform brain surgery to which I replied

"I dunno smartass when was the last time YOU preformed brain surgery?"

No not the penis kind :I

THISS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur.....;v=YDCTDeEyKtE ... love it LOVE IT I SAY!!

I know shut up don't you guys tell me, OH BUT PET U SAID YOU'D NEVER PLAY MINECRAFT AHH LA LA LALOOK WHAT WE SEE HERE NOW THOU

.. Because u know wut? I said the exact same thing about World of Warcraft .. I saw it and told myself how lame (total jock stereotype moment) I mean I'm a total nerdy chick and I even play DnD but I'm not going to lose my life to WoW like I keep hearing about blaahh- *gets exposed to it by a friend* ........... *______* I have seen the light...


whatever nerdy gamer chick AWAY! I'M OFF TO PLAY MORE MINECRAFT ON MY SKANKY HOOKER SKIN I MAAAADDEEEEE~~!

In about technicality 4 or so hours >XD
[IMG]http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/.....h-it.gif[/IMG]

Well if you were my age you know? Any one watch these as kids and love them?? Ever had a favorite!?

I do. and its this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRB2.....eature=related its my only one I truly loved. I still love it soo much ;w; ........

.... it makes me want to draw candyland (candy ppl) porn :V !

 Jeriko  wrio

I for real don’t know these two >XDD but I wanted to feature their BAD ASS ICONS it’s the fucking bouncer! From that song I was going all AAHH about


8’D my life is good watching their icons haha …………….. B| I wish the icon I updated on my DA moved.. it’s the part where the bouncer grabs cherry’s butt.. I’d love that forever if it moved FUH-

THIS SONG!

It's just FUCKING.. AMAZING!
ITS A GOD DAMN ORGASM IN MY BRAIN!

http://www.youtube.com/user/Predsto...../0/Lo-EmtXbFRg

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

No, I haven't had no dope
Lift up the velvet rope
Mr doorman stop teasing
I'm freezing out here

See, I've got friends inside
It's my birthday tonight
And I'm not wearing trainers
Not to mention knickers

It's futile to debate
With St Peter at the gate
Made of protein milkshake
And low carb intake

Cause all in all you're just
Another prick at the door

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer, hey bouncer,
Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical
Bouncer, bouncer

Bouncer, empowered and aroused
I see it in your trousers
And in the way you browse her
Look she's in!

What?! Her dress is up to waterline
That b*tch is clearly borderline
Nose as white as Snow White's, in moonlight

We stand in awe in front of
Another prick at the door

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer, hey bouncer,
Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical
Bouncer, hey bouncer
Bounce bounce bouncer

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical

So you can play karate
You thick illiterati
I'm a black belt in life
So go home to your ugly wife

You forgot in your wisdom
The window to the ladies room
A whole new possibility for a cat like me

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer, hey bouncer,
Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical
Bouncer, hey bouncer

Hehehe hey yah'll! Sry for the latest bout of inactivity I just had a little two week long visit from my mother that I was predisposed too. Oh joy. Nothing like mother reminiscing out loud to her old romantic memories of my dad's dick and a washcloth ... so if I have to be scarred by that then so do you.

That and of course playing on Pokefarm while battling indecisiveness about which one of my pics I want to finish.

I been floating around WoW and DnD because of  nelone and  lock444 .. you whores hehehe I miss playing wow I want to get on but Nel is visiting his cunt of a sister so mah raiding bud is not available D':

on the upside my dad made some bad ass hamburgers and I am happy =3=

So. Lazy. Inactive. Trying to finish something for you all to enjoy .3.

http://elasticaengineering.com/zenc.....x&cPath=13

AHHH ... AHHH .. AAHHHH HAHAHAH OMG I ONE THEM I WANT THEM ALLLLLL! OH SHIT AND I THOUGHT THE TENTACLE FROM BAD DRAGON TOYS WAS AMAZING BUT THIS?!

Cthulhu, Zombie and Xeno dildos WHAT IS THIS?! I need NEED to buy that zombie dick and chase my friend around with it that'd be amazing!


rrroofffll the xeno one is currently out of stock haha should I be surprised ??

When I fist made this account I was originally only going to post my mature art on here, since Deviant Art isn't as deviant as it claims to be :\ hmph

the only problem with this thought is that I draw more dorky cute art then I do sexy sex art.. I know I should be practicing it along with my background but still >XD anywho I have a few bits of art I've put on DA but not FA

so you guys tell me.. do you want me to even bother posting some of my DA art that isnt here? Or would you rather my FA gallery be as it is

no this doesnt mean every single pic on DA will come of here.. I just mean all the latest art that hasnt ended up here but is there..


the same goes got DA rly I have FA art that isnt on DA xD;; I suck at managing two art accounts pfftttt

OH lord. I knew trouble was gonna brew when I started seeing the toy-line they were selling prematurely before Toy Story 3 came out in theaters ..

:U I saw the Twitch doll at my local Krogers and I was all OMFG.. that bug dude is SWEET'n ho ho ho WHY DIDNT THEY HAVE TOYS LIKE THIS WHILE I WAS GROWING UP >8I !!!!!!!!!

And I swear I wanna stab Toy Story to begin with haha I've already got a weird thing for robots.. and sometimes those are toys so of course haha anywho I been think'n about making a toy character to doodle caz who doesnt love living toys? I mean I got voodoo dolls charas I have yet to show but yeah..

DAMN IT .. anywho for the fun of it I found a quick about what kinda toys you'd be I took it


Congratulations your a Bratz doll. Bratz are beautiful, sexy, and outgoing toys. Yes you are a bit of a *hore and you are a total *itch, but you dont care because you no your the *hit. You dont ask for attention it just comes to you. You are fierce and whether your walking the runway, going to the beach, or chilling with your buddies you always look amazing. STAY AWAY from Barbies. There is a big difference between you two. You are prettier but they are classier. We dont need any catfights so STAY AWAY! Also DONT GO NEAR the Mr. Potato Heads because you control them, as much fun as it is dont do it, your already enough of a *itch. Actually you should only communicate with other Bratz dolls, everybody else is just jealous of you. So enjoy being a Bratz doll!

ROFL IMMA BITCH YES .. and I like to draw sexy stuff or wear cute outfits but damn 8| ... I don't really consider myself a whore or shallow ... and I dont' always look amazing so.. uh fuck you quiz ha.. thou one things right I HATE BARBIES ... cept ToyStory Barbie rofl I acutally like her she's a special Barbie -3-


but this gave me an idea.. I might make a Bratz doll chara for the lolz.. but have it be one of those dolls like where someone will TOTALLY remake it.. like the ppl who do customizations on them ho ho ho.. she'll be totally remade, ku ku..

I think I should start a LOLTARD journal award system. Staring now.
I got a note from Calcium that read and I quote

“ just some words

DONT MESS WITH MY PMS

kthxbainub”

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Rofl.. the most lame return message I have ever gotten here on FA … How sad but I am amused
So ho lemme guess

just some words =

* the fact I pointed out to him in a informative manner that asking to role play is not the same as asking to have cybersex. Not just some words a lot of words.

DON’T MESS WITH MY PMS =

*.. he was aiming to say PMs but in all caplocks of RAAGEE it came out as PMS so I will not mess with your “post menstrual stress” dear
PMs is Private Message(s) …. BUT what he really meant WAS don’t mess with my Notes …. There is a difference it is sad when you cant tell this 9w9

kthxbainub=

* “okay thank you bye noob?” Pftt I’ve been an Rper and Net-surfer for 17 straight years so how exactly am I a noob? Nub has to be the most retarded was to say noob ever.. nub.. make me think of nipples .__.
Someone doesn’t know how to respond coherently to a cyber sex rejection LOL face <3

.. Also he sent a note to my friend after quoting me LEMME SHARE!

"Learn Our Terms
Sent By: PredatorsPet On: October 26th, 2010 08:09

Hey.

I'm a friend of Nelone's here on FA and like a terribly nosey person I was reading his notes over his shoulder, and I just so happened to see your conversation with him. And he is WAY too nice to ever tell you this himself SSOO to prevent further confusion. Allow me to shed some light via the situation.

When you ask an Rper if they will RP with you that means to role-play, as in you play a CHARACTER that isn’t you with a CHARACTER that isn’t them… and not having enough inspiration to create a character sadly says a lot of about your quality AS an Rper.. we’re a picky lot we are. Asking to “rp” as yourself and a character isn’t rp because you like “the sexy talk” ..yeah we call that cybering AKA cyber sex.. and we RPers would very much appreciate it if you don’t get said terms mistaken.

It leads to disappointment for both parties because real Rpers don’t want to mess with Cyber’ers it’s not fun. Seriously. We enjoy plot, drama, suspense and an dabble of fun in our work it's NOT all sex, which is just something simple cybering can’t provide..

hopefully this will prove useful in the long run and when you do really start actual rp'ing then good luck, we love to rp. So long as it's worth our time ^ ^ "

can you tell your friend to stop lurking me? hes wasting his time

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The “can you tell your friend to stop lurking me? hes wasting his time” can you guess he added that? I lol even harder at this point

IF I WAS LURKING that would mean I was hovering over his page constantly harassing him and watching his every move aka lurking.. NOT sending him one note of explanation then logging out like I had done.
Actually until just now I hadn’t even been on my FA at all today and wasn’t even gonna come on until my pal told me about this ssoo of course I had to seee~ <3

I like how he even assumes I’m a GUY when on my page it even says SHE several times pftt fail

maybe I should become a lurking troll people seem to think I am one after all haha~

SO TODAYS LOLTARD AWARD VIA INTERNET GOES TO Calcium

enjoy your nubs dude! Hehehe

NEW AVATAR! The art was done by the most epic  Astrozerk04 http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4228622/ hahaa isn't she grand >W< I once asked her before if I could crop parts of it for a new ava and she said it was fine (my skype for a while had Rave's tush for my icon *snortsnort*)

anywho some quick updates since this is the site I'm not the most active on 8U expect some more new art from me especially for Halloween obviously
>BP when I get off my lazy tush baahh I wanna do sexy zombie pin-ups lol had a strange dream about zombies "hitting" on me because they wanted to gimme a nibble among other things 8\ how weird.. and it wasnt zombie apocalypse style SO MUCH as it was like.. this is our last chance to save what's left of humanity thing by metamorphosing ourselves into the living undead .. and we were all trapped in this hospital where they set these slow ass but very polite and considerate zombies loose on us who were suppose to help "naturally" transmit the... virus or whatever the zombie-ism was o__o ....... freaishly fast to getting pregnant.... zombies.. they were in my dream and I guess I was myself in the dream caz at one point I was all "WOAH WOAH WOAH waiit second hold the phone.. you're telling me.. the bodies are dying.. reanimating.. and getting knocked up?! Screw this I'm out"

I woke up from it and my first reaction was fffuucckk I don't want to be a pregnant zombie 8C !!.... thou I do have that zombie design of myself from WAY back lol I might redraw her..

I fell asleep like a minuet after I woke up and went back into another weird dream.. this one had vampires.. or at least.. I think they were ... didnt go out in the sunlight some where kinda pale but not all of us and most of all of us (yes I was one two) would grow these giant spiny batwings and fly around.. oddly thou .. only the younger / newly infected ones could go out in the sun this being me.. but it made me tired .. I was being cashed by a gang of older vamps .. they were trying to bringing me in caz I fled the 'program' I dunno ... weird shit for serious ......... all I know was in BOTH dreams so soooo didnt want to just go with the crowd X| ...

DDDDDDDDDDDDDEERRRFFEERRRRRRRRHURHURHUR ...... fook you art block and your rapey ways! This is the MOST eevviill form of art block.. most insidious because it gives me ideas of what I want to draw BUT it won't give me a moments peace to do annnyy of them >8C


at least it cant stop me from caring for my lovelies on my pokemon farm! http://pokefarm.org/_ext/user/predatorspet take a peek! Go see Poppet >XDD she's on there! but she's just a cute lil Shuppet right now but one day she'll be a big strong banette! <3

Lol. so yes this is my thing.. I know Imma pokemon "trainer" but that's only becuase until I found this website that I couldn't be a pokemon "breeder" lol now I'm both! Think of my as Brock! Just not a former gym leader..


in other news I been seeing a LOT of trainerxpokemon stuff 8U .... I'm not even looking for it and suddenly its just everywhere I'm at rofl! .... it's having ill effects on me... especially as of late I been looking at my farm pokemon's emotional status and my spiritomb, wurmpil, and spoink (is a girl though) apparently "Really like me" .......... FFFFFFFF dirty mental images homg halp make eet stawp!

BOOM! I’m back baby! Kinda.

the 411 on my 911 is that my arm is much much much better and I am ever back to work. :D .. D:

nnoowww if you want to know the groody details of what my arms been through well I suppose you could ask.. you weirdo’s


LOL anywho I’m back in action :3 and gonna try and answer all the comments and leave comments and.. oiy stuff XD;

Sad but true everyone 8'< I am going to have to go for a little while because the infection in my arm got worse and the details of just how NASTY it was when I had to have my arm lanced .. well I'm going be nice and not tell the exact details but I might have to go to the hopsital for a while as I am healing FFFF fuck I'mma miss you guyz




-love you all alot