Yeah if someone is leaving from / passing through pittsburgh please consider giving me a ride. I'll pay for my part of the trip.

Thanks to everyone who helped me enjoy my time this year. A lot of friends from previous conventions couldn't make it but I got to hang out with a lot of people also from the Pittsburgh area.

Roommates were  GokuTheOmegaMale  DDuncan  rotorfox and Alycat (get an FA pls)

And some other cool people are

 IBM  Yitters  pixiejar  darkiron112  emberfox  nightfang and xeph

Unfortunately there's a risk in listing names that I may have forgotten someone ... if I lost any brain cells from alcohol consumption a comment might help jog my memory <_<

Going to be arriving tonight. I'll be staying at the Westin in room 1913. If you want to meet up, note me on here or watch my Twitter (@QophLynx) . I'll post there if I'm looking for something to do.

Really hectic AC, but that's a good thing! A lot less 'down-time' than other years, a lot more dancing and doing furfag stuff. The only thing IN did less was probably eating, I had maybe two meals a day on average.

Main roommate was  IBM . There was another guy that was only there at nights and I wasn't able to get his FA - sorry bro!

Other people I hung around with -
 Squirofl  thundercolt  nazaryn  reidion  fumon  takun  fayv  akasa  mikeyfoxx  aden  ikodomoonstrife

If your name isn't here it means I couldn't find your FA or my sleep deprived brain couldn't remember everyone :<

yeah, "plans".

I'm pretty much winging it like usual. I'll be staying at the Marriott from today through Sunday. If you want to meet up or something I should be able to check on this page while I'm there.

While I was cleaning the shower I realized that my left arm is a lot better at making short, quick movements that my right. I wonder how that happened.

It can be hard to do.

I'm not saying that what I did to handle the previous situation was wrong, though it could have been done better in hindsight. My mistake was resigning after reading the reactions of a small but vocal group of people. Luckily the other staff members were behind me despite what happened, and I eventually decided that the best decision was to return to my position.

I'll try to use my experience from this to handle trouble tickets better in the future. For example, making sure to notify users if I'm waiting on somebody else's response.

(This journal contains no outdated memes)

I'm still around, though not as active as I used to be. Still doing admin work here and there. If you want to catch up on things I'm active on YIM and sometimes Skype.

So AC is over and everybody is going back to the real world. I had a great time and I'd like to mention a bunch of people.

Roommates -

I spent most of Thursday night with a friend from outside the fandom who wanted to see the furs. Sadly he couldn't make it to the parade on Saturday but he did seem to have a good time while he was here.

Firday I went to the Weasyl panel, a lot of my friends are involved in that site. Also had a nice dinner with FA staff - Dragoneer Sciggles SSj3Mewtwo Trpwarf Bazeel Oddykun netcat

Friday night had some drinks and played a great game called cards against humanity with roomies and

I did some volunteering in the headless lounge on Saturday which really ended up wearing me out and for Sunday I was basically dead tired. But I still had a lot of fun while I was doing stuff.

God help us all

QophLynx

I'm returning after taking time off to focus on school. Sorry for never really saying why I was no longer doing admin work. For those that have any outstanding trouble tickets with me, I'll try to get those handled ASAP.

(this is towards no particular user, I decided to write this after several incidents)

Dear FA User;

I'm sorry that your submission was removed. Believe me when I say that I would rather remove no submissions at all. However, FA has rules for what can and can't be uploaded, and it's my duty to remove any submission that I believe does not follow those rules. I have nothing personal against you or the subject or your submission.

If you are confused about why the submission was removed, or if you feel that your submission didn't I would be happy to take some time to discuss it with you. I have no problem with talking over the issue with you. I'd prefer that you understand what happened rather than remain confused and make the same mistake again.

But please, don't send me PMs telling me that I'm an asshole, a prick, or whatever word you might use. Don't assume that I hate you, and that I'm out to get you banned from the site. I'm not sitting behind the computer laughing while deleting your submissions. I'm not bragging to other users or admins about how many submissions I removed today.

I'm just one of the volunteers who's trying to keep up with the 50 or so tickets that get put in each day. I don't want to cause trouble, I don't want to pick fights, I don't want to mane enemies. I want to make the site run as smoothly as possible, without angering anyone in the process.

So please, before sending me an angry PM or making an angry journal, remember that I'm only doing what I think is best for the site, and would be happy to constructively discuss the issue with you. Do this, and it will be better for the both of us.

Thanks.
Qoph

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oh and i deleted my old journals when I was a tiny little furfag

i just made my first fave with a dick in it, because i can

and I met new people today here's their icons  VinVulpis  Canid_Paladin  Rengokuy

also it's 4 am and i have class in less than 5 hours why cant i sleep :<

I guess it's time to give my random watchers some material to read.

I've been back at Pitt for two weeks and it's going pretty well so far. Most of the people here don't seem that interested in leaving their doors open for visitors but that's okay I guess. One person that I did meet is  Efenrai , who goes to school another school in the city. You should check out their stuff if you haven't seen it cause they're really good at both anthro and non-anthro art. If you're also in the Pittsburgh city area then I'd probably like to meet you too.

I was also made an admin, which means that I get to dive head first into drama every day now. I'm trying to get through a good amount of tickets every day, which is tough because a whole lot come in. I'm managing to hold my ground so far though.

In other news I just got a printer/scanner that my sister didn't need so I might get back into drawing if I can find time between classes and admin duties and other stuff. So no more crappy webcam photos if I do decide to draw some more.

I cut out the art stuff because I can't art


Where will you be?
At the convention I guess

Where are you staying?
Westin I think

Who will you be with?
Staying with people from Ordo (SL group) and maybe other people if I meet them


What is your gender?
male

How old are you?
20

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I'll mate your face and a pitbull

Can I touch you?
not if I don't know you

Can I touch your friends?
I'm not them

Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
Well I'd rather not get arrested but if it's just small stuff then maybe

Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Not unless I know you

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If I know you

Can I talk to you?
Sure

Can I give you stuff?
Depends on what is is

Arrival and departure:
Thursday evening, sunday or monday dunno for sure yet

Mode of transportation:
dropped off

Major plans at the con:
HAVE FUN

Who will I be with:
I already answered this faggot

Fursuit(s):
Well maybe if the maker had actually finished it in 8 MONTHS <_<

Attending parties:
Yes

How best to find me:
Note me here, or call me if you have my number (you don't)

Drink:
Yes

Smoke:
Nope

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Well not in public obviously

Can I give you lots of money?
Yes

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
If you're asking this then no.

How tall are you?
6'2

Are you nice?
Usually

Are you cliquey?
I try not to be

Can I stalk you?
p

Can I flirt with you?
Sure but good luck getting a response

Can I skritch you?
Do you like to die

Do you like parties?
As long as it's not a huge thhing (50 people or so)

Are you throwing a party?
Not myself

If I see you, how should i get your attention?
are you socially inept or something

Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
Well lit's not like a ballroom dance I don't see how I'd dance with you really

Can I buy you breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
Just don't sneak shit into it

Can I take a picture of ya?
Ask

Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
Cheap clean thing, maybe

these people are and and

and made guest appearances

tomorrow i'm going to be doing more stuff i guess

i <3 everyone and i'm tired

This is a journal that we had to do in 2nd grade. I chose to write stories. ITS REALLY LONG. ENJOY.
(Everything is written exactly as in the journal. Pictures I drew are linked in parenthesis)

"The Humin\Cat"
I was in the house. My mom said "go out side and play. Your frends want you!""No they don't!" I said. "They said so!" Then my mom said "play by your self" Since she was right, I went outside and played. (By myself of corse!) That moment, I saw a wish flower. Since I like cats, I wished I was a cat. And it came true! I relly tuned into a real-alive cat! Sice I was a cat, Mom wouldnt noteice me. "Ha Ha!" Mom said "I don't rekinise that cat!" "UH OH!" I said. There was only one thing I could do, to go the woods. (http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0012.jpg)

It was spokey in the woods! I climbed up a tree. An owl hooted at me. Then I plucked of it's fethers, and I ate it! I toght it would help me think of a way to help me find safty, but it didn't. KAFLASH! KABOOM! KA CRACK! I saw a honted house! It was very scary! (http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0011.jpg)

I went in side. It was spokyer than anything I ever saw! A face poped its head out of a picture, and It laghed at me like this, "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! He laghed like that until the hontid house coght on fire. The fire got on my tail! "OUCH!" I said. (http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0013.jpg)

When the fire got on my tail, it bunend. And when it buned my tail, the hole world ternd blery! In 100 yeras, I became alive. When I was alive, I was even blery! Then, before I could even look at enything, everything went black. I didn't even see meself. That semed like it only took a few seconts, but it actuley took 50 years! (No pictures for this part, they are too, er, 'blery'.)

Everything was still blery, but my surainding was different. I walked around. Luckey was I that I had 50 years until every thing went black. I knew I could look at every thing in the hole wide world and everything would look and actuly be blery.

Just then, an Alein jumped right in front of me! He shot me and I was dead! Everybody came to my funerel. Even egepshins! They said "we Love Cats!" So that I would have food in heven, the egeptins brang mice to eat. Thay killed the alen since he killed me.

Since they killed the alein, I was happy. After a few days, an angel sent me down to erth. He rely wanted me to visit my perints. in sted of visiting my perets, I took a veacason from heven. All of the angels got mad at me! But I didn't care!

(The following is completely unrelated and was something I'm sure the teacher forced us to write about.) I liked when they made the potery! Once, I finely had cake on my birthday insted of cupcaks. It was fun becase I had a party. I was I was finely 7 years old. (Back to the story now.)

They even shot airaws at me! Then they stoped and I wondered why. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0014.jpg)

I was thinking, "why did thay stop?" Sudinly, I knew shy. It's just cats are good hiders

(and now another interruption for a 'forced' entry) I lered that Tomie dePola had 5 dogs. I never knew his ofice was 200 years old. I never knew he painted little pictures.(back we go again)

When I got out of my hiding place, they shot lightning at me and it hit me! After that, I spit in two, but I didn't bleed! It must had been magic. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0015.jpg)

But then, the angels made up their minds, put be back <s>tog</s> To be continued (end of the November journal. Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0016.jpg)

DECEMBER JOURNAL: together. After they did that, I was happy. "Thank you!" I said. Then the angels said "Your welcome!" Just then, a shoting star picked me up and brang me home. Very Soon, I was safe at home. Then I notested that I was a person. Mom was very happy to see me! I knew I would never make that wish agen! The End


(And now for something completely different) If I could share anything I would share black and white becase she is my favorite toy. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0017.jpg)

MY BITHDAY[sic] PREENT[sic again]

On my birthday I was Turning 1005 years old. Everybody was so big! I knew it was just becase I was so small! Do you know why I was so small? Well, I know. It's because I was so old. (Editor's note: Worst. Tangent. Ever.) The first present was just me size. I opened it first. Just then, sparkes came out. And I turend into a black cat! The sparks made me so scared I jumped up in the air and fell flat on my face! (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0018.jpg)

"Did you like my gift?" Asked someone. "Mewo!" I said lik I was saying "NO!" I scrambeled out the door and ran away. "Good bye kidey!" Said a voice from behindi me. I ran even faster than before becase I thoght someone was behind me. I was running so fast I didn't see the hole in front of me. So I sarted to fall. "Help!" I screamed. I kept falling even faster! (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0019.jpg)

Finely, I stopped falling. I was face-first in a sand pit! Since there was sand in my mouth, I spit it out. There was nothing but sand for miles! I exsplored for awile. But still, there was nothing but sand! Every day nothing but sand. Finely, one day I saw a old, ugly tree. Then I knew I would see green grass soon, but I didn'nt. My legs were getting tired, or carse. I wasn't therstey because every now and then I saw a puddle of water. I had to eat green stuff that I didn't know what it was. It didn't taste very pleasent! (Editor's note: This is my favorite line of all) Finely, one day I saw a dessert town. But it was more like a ghost town because there was nobody living in it. The oldest house was honted. A ghost spit its moth out at me! That scared me so much I fell flat on my little face. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0020.jpg)

I walked on my little feet inside. There was a hole in the flor. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(Editor's note: At this point, I was just filling the lined paper with vertical lines and then drawing a horizontal line through the middle to represent the H's)HHHHHHHHHHHH BOOM! After I fell, there was another cat in front of me! I made frends with it. It's name was Tom. He showed me to the cat caffateria, and we had dinner. And I still live down there. The End (This is not actually the end, just the end of chapter one. Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0021.jpg)

Chap. 2: cat parrade

All the cats in (editor's note: this is illegible, but I can make out 'cat) town (where I live,) was exsided because a cat perrade was coming. Tom and me ran (editor's note: I corrected the order of Tom and me, but didn't use I. :<) around the town. Everycat was running around and bumping into each other. Finely, it was silent. The perrade was begining! <s> Thay looked</s> It was a chrismas one! The real cat santa was there. (End of the December journal. The picture, which I redid in the first page of January: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0022.jpg)

JANUARY

The cat band was playing as loud as it could. Everyone was cheering. The band kept playing louder and everybody <s>was</s> kept ceering louder. Soon, cat world was shakeing in time to the rythum! Every body kept falling off their seats and kept climbing back on and sanda keptfalling of the ladder and climbing back it! It was a funny perr-ade. (Editor's note: That was my failed attempt at a pun. Spelled correctly, it would have been 'purr-ade'. Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0023.jpg Yes, that says "Santa Clas" and "mery chrismas". Yes, the firetruck has 14 wheels. Fuck you.)

CHAP. 3: Chrismas Party.

Everybody was getting redey for a big chrismas party! Everybody was exsited. Everybody was colleting food from all over the wold. Everybody was colleting gifts from all over the wold. It must have been the chrismas party thatwas atrating them. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0024.jpg)

And, Oh was it a party! Every body ate and ate and talked and talked. They ate all day and they talked all day. When the party was over, everyone was full and every body lost thier voice. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0025.jpg)

Chap 4, Demenchon Party(Editor's note: Somehow, my teeny brain thought that 'dimension' (which I horrible misspelled) meant a 1,000 year period rather than 'millennium'. So, here we go, celebrating entering a whole new 'dimension')

4,3,2,1,1 went everycat. ZERO Happy New demenchin! Everybody screamed as loud as a dinosar (editor's note: oh, so close!) Every gody was so happy they couldn't stop screaming. Then, it was silent. Noone made a sound. The house was shaking and there was a loud sound in the kiten. It was Kindy cat, who was the worse singer in catland. (unintelligible), sang the horrible singer. (Editor's note: Kinky is a name. I did not know the meaning of it, and I'm not sure where I got it from. Kinky Friedman, perhaps?) A cat dropped a bomb on him. Everycat put a force feild on. (Editor's note AGAIN: Godmode ftw) The horrible singer blew up! "Yaaaaaaay! screamed everycat. They gave his a bage that said 1 on it. "Thank you!" he said. Everybody screamed again! (Editor's note, one more time: This is the first, but CERTAINLY not the last instance of violence in this. In fact, most of the rest of the journal turns into killing them damn dogs. Also, picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0026.jpg)

Chap 5, snow day.

When the demenchin party was over, everybody went to bed. It was only 7:00! I guess the demenchin party must have worn everybody out. The next day, there was 47 inches of snow on the ground! Everycat had to dig snow tuels (editor's note: tunnels) to get around, they stayed outside all morning and afternoon. Dogs came over to have snowball fights. The cats won. "Yaaaaay!" yelled every cat. "BOO!" went the dogs. The dogs shot bow and arrows at the cats, but every tine they missed. Cannen balls and bombs soon filled the air, but still they misted. The cats killed the dogs and screaming "YAAAAY!!!" (Violence FTW! Bastards started it, anyways. Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0027.jpg)

FEBRUARY

Chap. 7. Superbowl sunday

It was superbowl sunday! The cats were playing atinst the dogs! THe dogs scored 2 tochdowns. The cat scored 3. At halftime, the score was bells 14, meows 21. At the end of the 3rd qr., the score was bells 30 meows 21. The cats won bs 33 ms 37! (I f'ed up the picture on the first try, and did it again. Also, I started captioning the pictures every now and then. Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0028.jpg)

Chap. 8: Cat cruse

Since the cats won, they got to go on a cruse! Everycat was excited! (On the picture I just flipped the fuck out and scribbled and wrote "All the cats were excited". Damn lazyness.)

They all packed up and went to the beach. "Ahloh"(Editor's note: 'Aloha') said the owner of the beach. "I've been whating for you!" All the cats caght site of a huge ship. The owner of the beach said everything there ever was could fit in it! (Editor's note: FUCK YOU LAWS OF PHYSICS AND BASIC LOGIC!) 1,000,000 cats looked like a tiny dot! The rooms were made of (Here, I once again flipped the fuck out and scribbled down a bunch of g's), the only (g's) there ever was! It was more valuble than gold or silver. WOW!! said all the cats. they had a wonderful cruse!!

Chap 9, The wedding

While we were on the cruse, there was a wedding. During the cruse, there was also a huge feast. The 1,000,000,000,000,000 yd. table was almost out of room! It was loaded with 100 bowls of mashed potatos, 20 gallons of milk, and20 pounds of cake. there was still 10 bowls of mashed potatos, 5 gallons of milk, and 2 pounds of cake. There was a huge desaster. While the wedding was running, a bomb fell on the ship!!!!! "OH NO!!!!" said everyone. The whole wedding room blew up! They moved the 1.000.000.000.000.000 yd. table out of the way and had theh wedding there. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0029.jpg)

Chap <s>9</s> 10, swiming party

After the cruse, there was a swimming party. It was fun at the swiming party. I will tell you what happened. WHOA! said the cats when they saw the swiming pool. There were 3 water slides, 2 diving boards, and a huge swimingpool. THey started wiming right away! There were two waterslides for the grownup cats and one for the kids. There was even a waterslide crossing sighn! That was the most terific, magnifisint time ever! They spend the whole day, morning til night, swiming. Lunch tasted great while dinner was like a feast! At midnight, they finaly went home. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0030.jpg)

Chap 11, Birithdday party (Editor's note: I wrote this chapter in cursive cause I probably had just learned it.)

Two days later, there was a birthday party. Every body was exited! And it was the funest birthday party ever! This is what happened. There were milloins if balloons there. The food was prepared. The radios were blareing. There was a huge dance floor. There was a big disko ball above it. This was the best, cleanest, smothest dance floor ever! Zowe!(Editor's note: Having just learned Z, young Qoph just COULDN'T resist using it, making up a word (Pronounced "Zow-ee") in the process.) I said when I toched the pizza. It's still hot! Said the chefs. I had a glass of water. I put my finger in it before I drank it. (This is the end of February. Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0031.jpg)

(The march journal was, unfortunately, lost. Luckily there was almost nothing in it. Basically, the party goes on, and then, suddenly, EARTHQUAKE!)

APRIL

Then I remembered. It was my job to stop earthquakes. STOP!!! I yelled. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0032.jpg)

Not did I just bump my head on the ceelling, but I had stopped the earthquake. YAY! screamed all the cats. I could tell I was theyre hero. We all went home because we all had enough desasters. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0033.jpg)

Chap. 11 Easter Sunday

It was easter sunday! Everycat woke up evry erly so they could eat some candy. I was smart enugh to wake up befre my kids. (Editor's note: This is the first and only time my character mentions having kids.) I only alowed them to have one peice of candy before meals and for desert. I said, "There is nodesert after breakfest!" But my kids arged so muck I said t hey could have 1 jellybean or m&m. After lunch there was a huge party at my house. There was 1000 bags of candy, and maybe even more! There was still 20 tons of milk and food other than the candy. They did that so noone would be hungry after the party. There was 1.000.000 of the funest games. Dunner was like the biggest feast there ever was! It was even funner than the birthday party! At the end the cats said goodbye to eack other and left. Nobody was hungry, but every body was exsausted. It had beed the best easter ever! (Even better than the first one! Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0033.jpg)

Chap. 12: the big, bad robber (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0035.jpg)

One night we woke up to the dinging of a bell and the roaring of a siren. That morning the news said those sounds were coming from alarms at the bank. They said that a robber broke the bank. Do you remember Tom? He tought that it was Kinkey cat, but nost cats said "NO! Tim dropped a bomb on him!" "But what if he saw the bomb and escaped?" Tom was right. He saw the bomb and escaped. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0036.jpg)

"TO KINKEY CAT'S HOUSE!" Screamed all the cats. They burst into his house. He wasn't there! "He must be hideing!" I said. We looked and looked for him, but they couldn't find him. Finally, they found him in a bus and arested him. They put him in jail and then they blew up the jail. "HORAY!" said all the cats. Now they would never have to listen to his music again!

Chap 14, 2th of Just(Poem) (Here, I ventured into poetry, and failed miserably.)

I was absultly sure,
That I herd fireworks,
Outside my window,
"Its that findow!"
I screamed,
So loud it would bust a seam.

Chap. 15: Fourth of July

It was the fouirth of July. Me and Tom were watching the fireworks. It slowed the flag of catland and a dog with an X on it. I was really exiting! Just then, a dog came in a place to see the fireworks. I shot him with a firework. But he really want to tell them about a war. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0037.jpg)

(Here, it seems as though the teacher showed up a video on the Meissner Effect for some reason (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meissner_effect). I have no idea why the fuck they would do that. I've taken three courses involving electromagnetic energy, and I still have no idea what the fuck's going on here. My younger self only managed to write down "I liked it when they made metal spin.")

(WARNING: The material after this point gets extremely trippy. If you thought it was trippy before now, you're in for a surprise, motherfucker.)

Chap. 16: The war

Just then a ship of dogs came and shot at the cats. All the cats quickly got into their war planes and shot at the dogs. The cats ships were smaller than the dogs, but they were the only oneswho could shoot bombs. They could even put themselfs in a line and shoot a bomb bigger than the dogs ship. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0038.jpg)

The cats kept shooting bombs and bullets and the dogs kept shooting mistles and bullets. It was an exciting war! It seemed like no one would win. Finely, the cats got into a line and threw their grea, but bomb at the dogs. The dogs ship blew up! "Yay!" said all the cats, for they had won against the dogs! (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0039.jpg)

Chap. 17, Moving day

Just before the cats blew up the dog's ship, the dogs shot a mistle at catworld. Catworld blew up, too. The cats had to find a new place in the honted house to build a new cat land. The cats went to the other side of the honted house to start diging. Everyday they dug a mile. When they dug 50 miles down they started makeing a holow place. That would be catland! It took a year to mamke the new catland. All the cats were starving, so they had a feast becase they made a new catland! (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0040.jpg)

Chap. 18: dog's disaster

The catswere mad at the dogs becase they recked catland! They were so mad they recked the dog's best wedding. This is how they did it. They snuck into the dog's wedding room. I hipnatized them by zaping them. Then it would be easier to reck their wedding. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0041.jpg)

They made funny noises like osh, snoosh, whosh-osh osh fo, and shoo. "Ha ha!" I said. We broke all the balloons and cracked the tables. (End of April. Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0042.jpg)

MAY

They snuck out of the wedding room. I ofoffofofofed them before I snuck out. Right after we left, the dogs weren't hipnatized anymore. "You ideat!" said Tom. "You made them into giants!" "UH OH!" (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0043.jpg)

Chap. 19: gint dogs

The giant dogs were invating catland. Crushing houses, eating food, stealing money. Now the cats would have to fix catland up somehow because there was no more room in the haunted house and they would hate to leave it. The only safe place was a fery spikey house. If the dogs steped on it, thew would shrink. Finely, the dogs all tryed to crust the house at onece. They over-shrunk themselfes! (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0044.jpg)

Chap. 20: No more dogs

We steped on the overshrunk dogs. New there were no more dogs! The cats were happy this was the last ti me they would have to build catland. The end???????????

PART II: THE AFTERWORLD (Don't worry folks, actually pretty much done. After all, this IS May.)

Interduction: The dogs got mad at the cats and killed them. The cats went to the afterworld. (Pictures: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0045.jpg , http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0046.jpg)

Chap. 1: War in the after world

The dogs were at the afterworld, too. We didn't want them in the after world, so we had a war. The dogs (unintelligible) the cats. The cats cut the dogs heads off with their harps. If was gross! The blood spilled out and on to the other cats and dogs. The dogs ran out of (unintelligible), so the cats won. Just then, the blood made a flod! I liked it when I got to die. NOT! All the cats blew a bubble and got in it. (Picture: http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k.....icture0047.jpg)

Chap. 2: the flod in my bubble

A stone hit my bomb and it blew a hole in my bubble. (Editor's note: No idea what the fuck. Don't ask.) Blood started rushing in. I grabbed onto a handle. HELP! I wheezed. Another cat heard me and came to the rescue. The blood started drying. My leg was stuck in the blod! It was Imposible to pull out. Tom carefuly sawed my foot out of the blod. NOW we had the after wold to ourselves, or diddn't we???




UNFORTUNATELY, that is where the story ends. Thanks for reading my terrible and disgusting story. I hope you enjoyed your journey into the mind of a very strange second grader. Buh-bye now :3

I finally managed to come out as bi to my dad... I think it went pretty sell overall, he didn't get mad or anything and basically just gave me random relationship advice. Who knows what goes on behind the façade though... plus my mom still doesn't know, unless he decided to tell her. So this is still far from resolved.

Well... I used to be  VandalPride , but I got tired of that username and tired of how unconfident I was so I decided to start over with a new name.

I won't be uploading all of my random umpteen sketches that I do but I will post anything that I feel is worth posting. So here's hoping for a better time ahead. Thanks to  xXxKirai_KainashixXx for convcing me to not quit.