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THERE
THAT IS ME!
PLEASE GAGA!

I hate that we talk only once a week, if that.
:T
Guess I'm too boring.

This esoteric message brought to you by the letter "J".

"OMG, TRANNIES!"
and the chameleon part was hot. Made me think of a leash...hehehe
;3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM

Bilingual bonus for y'all, too.

Just not here. On my dA and Y!Gal site...
:3c
you'll just have to find out where they are...I've told you enough, non?

Got this from  nokemy. Pick an artist and then fill in all the blanks using only songs from them.

Btw, I tag you.

• Pick your Artist:
Lady Gaga (lol big surprise, huh?)

• Are you a male or female?
"Boys Boys Boys"

• Describe yourself:
"Vanity"

• How do you feel:
"So Happy I Could Die"

• Describe where you currently live:
"Disco Heaven"

• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
"Speechless"

• Your favorite form of transportation:
"Telephone" (LOL)

• What did you get on your last Birthday?
"Starstruck"

• Your best friend is:
"Alejandro"

• You and your best friends are:
"Teeth" (:3 you don't have to get it)

• What's the weather like:
"Dance In The Dark"

• Favorite moment:
"I Like It Rough"

• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
"The Fame"

• What is life to you:
"Money Honey"

• Your last relationship:
"Summer Boy"

• Your fear:
"Retro Dance Freak"

• What is the best advice you have to give:
"Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)"

• Thought for the Day:
"I Like It Rough"

• How I would like to die:
"So Happy I Could Die"

• My soul's condition:
"Poker Face"

• Most Faithful Companion:
"Big Girl Now" (HAH!)

• My motto:
"Just Dance"

nsfw, btw
highlight if'n you wanna read.

...that I ate out a girl.
F*CK YEAH! And it was delicious. I want to dream it again.
<3 if that doesn't say I'm bi, idk what does.

btw, it's not gay.

It has been fixed...thank goodness.
:3c
Now I can browse FA again!

1. I am a woman. Got boobs an' all.
2. I love drinking any kind of alcoholic beverage. Seriously. Most of my drawin's, I do drunk. Probably why I'm so good.
3. I am single, and want to stay that way for a long time coming.
4. I kissed/made out with a minimum of 3 people this Thanksgiving.
5. I actually fake my accent when I type. (i.e. Ah don' have a Suthun 'Merican accent)

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So this is a "LIES!! ALL LIES!!" meme that Ah'm startin'...
:U
So...y'all are tagged. :> message me if'n you do it, okies?

Rules and regulations:
1. List x+1 things about you that are true, where "x" is how many things the person who tagged you did.
2. Now turn x amount of things into lies, doesn't matter which, you don't have to state which are, and you don't have to make it obvious.
3. Have fun, seriously.
4. Ska Cha Cha

So, tell me what you like about me. What you like about what I do. Why you're my friend, if you are. Why we hang out.

Stroke my ego, cheer me up, boost my self esteem.

Stolen from who this from who stole it from


"What's your honest impression of me based off my art and page?"

Dear Joe:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your camping car and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewd by the Times about Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Go burn,

Qwerty

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1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpson's - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family



Dear (nameplz):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but __1__. I think I realized it __2__ __3__ and I saw you __4__ __5__. I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__. I'm returning __8__ to you, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory. You should also know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__,

(Your Name)

lol, this was fun! :D

I'mma post all the request drawin's everywhere possible.
HAPPY WOMAN?! ♥
>8C
Fggtbetchho!

I'm surprised that my porn hasn't been faved or commented, yet...heck, even gotten more than 20 views combined. :U

@w@
Colors are brighter!
But at least I have a clean shower~♥

So...you get a 500² version and the standard 100² icon size.

Options are present wrapping, any line color you choose, candy cane(s), baubles and X-Mas tree~♥

It'll be your character with a Santa-themed hat, and X-Mas colors.

DON'T WORRY! I'll make sure that Robot Santa will put you on the Nice list! :D

...And it's free.

You'll get a li'l gift, too if you ask for one for another person~♥

Also, if you would be so kind as to provide refs, that would be lovely.
If you wanna gift someone, try to make it private. ;)

There are two things special about this month...

1. All of the backed-up requests that I haven't done yet will be done this month! :D If you honestly have a request that I haven't done (I'll know if you tell me honestly, 'cause it'll kick in), tell me!
2. ...Well, the second one is a secret, but those who I blah-blah with all the time are good people to ask...of course...most of those people aren't on here...hint hint

Here, I remember that I have  AressFenus left before I finish it altogether...
I still have to finish Y!Gal and dA, but...you best be gettin' ready anyway!

;D Have a good November, guys! <3 To all my beloved watchers...and my not-so-beloved ones.

So...whachu guys think?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3023365/

If you want in on reading it, just PM/comment me.

I'll PM you the genre, a small list of questions to answer, and the poem at the bottom, so you don't have to read it if you don't like the subject.
It's not explicit, though there is some swearing...
=w=
btw, I'm out of my depression!

OH! BTW!!!
I used a word in there that is quite rudely used...but I only used it for the rhyme. I usually protest the use of it in that way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdguo8tUAdI
just watch this video.

I love you guys, seriously.

DON'T WORRY! Once this weekend's over, I'll be up and drawing and probably out of my depression!

ilu gaiz!

who has MSN(preferred)/YIM?

Dayum, the people on my list hardly ever talk to me, it's ridiculous.
Btw, if you ever answer "why don't you ever message me first?" with "I don't have a lot to say, usually", that's total bullsh!t.
The more you know~

humans = NOT SMART TO POST here...oh wells.

btw, yeah...I should've just went straight to you when it was a competition.

SO...any requests that have not been drawn that I HAVE SAID I'D DRAW?

Btw, question to all my watchers:
You think we're friends?
*shrug*
I just wanna know your opinion.

Soon, I shall do my own soon for an example.
Since I can't use digimunny, it will be barter!
:U
Or you can mail me irl money and get a free sketch (no, not skech) commission.

Please?
I'm...quite bored. :T

oh, btw, esp. on concept submissions, I would LOVE opinions!
D:
main reason is because I wanna know if there's something about it that makes it..."unenjoyable" to look at, anything I can improve with to make it fit it better, etc.

Final Boss Meme I saw somewhere
Lost inspiration half-way through, so...yeah.

A) What is your pre-battle speech?

I stare at him as Hero enters. Hero then proceeds to tell me what I did, blah, blah, blah. My only response is an emotionless stare and a draw of my swords.
Suddenly, ninja, pirates, samurai and vikings fall from the ceiling of my temple/fortress/castle (maybe a mix of 2 or all, even).
A wave of my hands, and the scenery changes.
A snap of my fingers, and the battle begins.

B) Where does the battle take place?

An "endless" field of flowers with children running around. All of the warriors that were once there are all missing. (hey, the hero wouldn't want to kill innocent children, right?) Btw, these children? They just happen to attack the hero when out of sight.

C) What is the battle theme song (links prefferably)?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Or-jI4olEA
:D
It SOOO fits the scenery!