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Posted 18 years agoburnt the shit out of my hands with simple syrup... or in other words sugar boiled in water to make a sucrose syrup
damn you furbecky!
Posted 18 years agoThe more [X]'s the dumber you are.
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 2
[] You have ran into a tree.
[]It IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them to make sure.
so far: 2
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[]You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] Your hair is blonde.
[]People have called you slow.
So far: 3
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class (teacher in math class was monotoned >.<)
[]If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 4
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (isn't that like a good thing, sometimes? lol)
[] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Yeah, but i do it to let the other people im talking to keep up)
So far: 5
[x] You have eaten a bug. (I had a motorcycle so meh)
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
So far: 7
[]You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[] You break a lot of things.
So far: 7
[]your friends know not to use big words around you ( I do this around my friend David :3)
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before (had a broken back and wasn't told >o<)
So far: 9
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling (hey I like my imagination eat a fat one XD)
[] The word "umm" is used many times a day.(was taught public speaking in the military)
So far:10
Its this many *holds up 10 fingers*
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 2
[] You have ran into a tree.
[]It IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them to make sure.
so far: 2
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[]You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] Your hair is blonde.
[]People have called you slow.
So far: 3
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class (teacher in math class was monotoned >.<)
[]If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 4
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (isn't that like a good thing, sometimes? lol)
[] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Yeah, but i do it to let the other people im talking to keep up)
So far: 5
[x] You have eaten a bug. (I had a motorcycle so meh)
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
So far: 7
[]You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[] You break a lot of things.
So far: 7
[]your friends know not to use big words around you ( I do this around my friend David :3)
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before (had a broken back and wasn't told >o<)
So far: 9
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling (hey I like my imagination eat a fat one XD)
[] The word "umm" is used many times a day.(was taught public speaking in the military)
So far:10
Its this many *holds up 10 fingers*
OMY WIN
Posted 18 years agoAn oldy but goody, stole from Kae who stole it from Wyndsong
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Post this in your Journal to support Gay Rights!
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Post this in your Journal to support Gay Rights!
Yoinked a body meme
Posted 18 years ago1.) How tall are you?
6'3" - 6'4"
2.) How much do you weigh? (NO LIES!)
260lbs strangely carried though
3.) What colour is your hair?
varies on mood and stress but mostly dark brown with a redish hue in the light
4.) What colour are your eyes?
a vibrant teal
5.) What's the most appealing part people notice about your face?
my Eyes
6.) Do you have a D-chin?
phuck no XD
7.) Do you have facial hair?
i let myself go scruffy from time to time
8.) Do you have body hair?
sadly yes... im a big mix of cultures and its noticeable on me
9.) Body type?
Mid build even shoulders to hips got a lil chub but thats due to the lack of a gym membership or cash to do so
10.) Are you happy with your body type?
NOPE! but as i said ill get a membership one day and fix it
11.) What size is your comfort jeans?
varies from 38-42 >.>
12.) What's your shoe size?
13 wide
6'3" - 6'4"
2.) How much do you weigh? (NO LIES!)
260lbs strangely carried though
3.) What colour is your hair?
varies on mood and stress but mostly dark brown with a redish hue in the light
4.) What colour are your eyes?
a vibrant teal
5.) What's the most appealing part people notice about your face?
my Eyes
6.) Do you have a D-chin?
phuck no XD
7.) Do you have facial hair?
i let myself go scruffy from time to time
8.) Do you have body hair?
sadly yes... im a big mix of cultures and its noticeable on me
9.) Body type?
Mid build even shoulders to hips got a lil chub but thats due to the lack of a gym membership or cash to do so
10.) Are you happy with your body type?
NOPE! but as i said ill get a membership one day and fix it
11.) What size is your comfort jeans?
varies from 38-42 >.>
12.) What's your shoe size?
13 wide
OMG SCRAPS!
Posted 18 years agojust so its common knowledge there are pics of me in scraps for every one who's curious. Wear protective lenses to shield ya from the ugly.
yet again i age
Posted 18 years ago25... sad isn't it? heh never do celebrate my birthday. I know I know /emoemoemo meh XP just never had a reason to make it a good day.
The Honesty MeMe >o>
Posted 18 years agoYOINK!
Stole it from:
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kandlin
Who stole it from:
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jace
1. Honestly, what color is your shirt?
Pimping a Blizzard Horde symbol tee
2. Honestly, whats on your mind?
Watching Titus and all i can think of is OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
This and watching a Vonage Commercial....SHUT UP VOIP WORKS THE SAME!!!
4. Honestly, do you think Britney Spears is attractive?
Must kill...
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
No... but i have in the past >:3
7. Honestly, do you watch Disney channel?
Kim Possable... bout it though I do watch Cartoon Network a lot
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
My mom
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
Yes... a lot of people
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?
My lack of the basic tallents needed to be a great artist... ill be taking classes one day but their not cheap.
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
Yes, want to stop but ugg so ...so... *chew*
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
If poor is an eating disorder...yes...
14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
Yes.
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?
Sometimes...grr
19. Honestly, do you like anyone?
Sure, why not.
20. Honestly, does anyone like you?
I think a few do...I hope they do...
*Anger Section*
1. What do you do when you're mad?
I bottle it up as much as i can...
just dont push me over that line.
2. What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?
Hospitalized someone...rather not talk about it
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
No.
*CRYING SECTION*
1. Did you cry last week?
No.
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
i think i was 20... good reason though
3. Do certain songs make you cry?
One almost did... but I choked it back... I was headed to basic training.
4. What usually makes you cry?
Nothing much
*Happy Section*
Where's 1 and 2?
Think I ate them... sorry.
3. Does being with your friends make you happy?
Yes.
4. Do you believe in yourself?
no...
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you feel happy?
No...I hate myself, but I usualy keep that to myself these days ^.^
Stole it from:
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kandlin
Who stole it from:
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jace
1. Honestly, what color is your shirt?
Pimping a Blizzard Horde symbol tee
2. Honestly, whats on your mind?
Watching Titus and all i can think of is OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
This and watching a Vonage Commercial....SHUT UP VOIP WORKS THE SAME!!!
4. Honestly, do you think Britney Spears is attractive?
Must kill...
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
No... but i have in the past >:3
7. Honestly, do you watch Disney channel?
Kim Possable... bout it though I do watch Cartoon Network a lot
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
My mom
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
Yes... a lot of people
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?
My lack of the basic tallents needed to be a great artist... ill be taking classes one day but their not cheap.
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
Yes, want to stop but ugg so ...so... *chew*
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
If poor is an eating disorder...yes...
14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
Yes.
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?
Sometimes...grr
19. Honestly, do you like anyone?
Sure, why not.
20. Honestly, does anyone like you?
I think a few do...I hope they do...
*Anger Section*
1. What do you do when you're mad?
I bottle it up as much as i can...
just dont push me over that line.
2. What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?
Hospitalized someone...rather not talk about it
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
No.
*CRYING SECTION*
1. Did you cry last week?
No.
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
i think i was 20... good reason though
3. Do certain songs make you cry?
One almost did... but I choked it back... I was headed to basic training.
4. What usually makes you cry?
Nothing much
*Happy Section*
Where's 1 and 2?
Think I ate them... sorry.
3. Does being with your friends make you happy?
Yes.
4. Do you believe in yourself?
no...
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you feel happy?
No...I hate myself, but I usualy keep that to myself these days ^.^
WOLF! common people get it right
Posted 18 years agoFarellemoon is a wolf. Honestly people if a person says it's something and its drawn in their style then believe thats what they drew.
Keep in mind some art is a but different than whats seen in nature besides Farelle's style is cuter than nature >.>
Understandably she's upset see >.> http://www.furaffinity.net/view/432162/
See just stylized http://www.furaffinity.net/full/388982/ is proof and to be honest I like styalized chars their more expressive and show the artist's flair.
SO! in Closing...WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!!
thank you for listening *bows*
Keep in mind some art is a but different than whats seen in nature besides Farelle's style is cuter than nature >.>
Understandably she's upset see >.> http://www.furaffinity.net/view/432162/
See just stylized http://www.furaffinity.net/full/388982/ is proof and to be honest I like styalized chars their more expressive and show the artist's flair.
SO! in Closing...WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!! WOLF!!
thank you for listening *bows*
RIGHT!
Posted 18 years agoOk pain gone... mostly.
only in spurts now but it'll keep me on track i suppose. Im making new characters. Ones of my own *for once* minus drawing gifts for everyone else. You'll see something once i have a scanner in my freaking hands!
only in spurts now but it'll keep me on track i suppose. Im making new characters. Ones of my own *for once* minus drawing gifts for everyone else. You'll see something once i have a scanner in my freaking hands!
...pain...
Posted 18 years agoSuch pain...
its like somthing cramed through my ear is now pressing through my eye... and its dull...
...tears...
...kill me...
its like somthing cramed through my ear is now pressing through my eye... and its dull...
...tears...
...kill me...
favorite word
Posted 19 years agoTREE, n.
A tall vegetable intended by nature to serve as a penal apparatus, though through a miscarriage of justice most trees bear only a negligible fruit, or none at all. When naturally fruited, the tree is a beneficient agency of civilization and an important factor in public morals. In the stern West and the sensitive South its fruit (white and black respectively) though not eaten, is agreeable to the public taste and, though not exported, profitable to the general welfare. That the legitimate relation of the tree to justice was no discovery of Judge Lynch (who, indeed, conceded it no primacy over the lamp-post and the bridge-girder) is made plain by the following passage from Morryster, who antedated him by two centuries:
A tall vegetable intended by nature to serve as a penal apparatus, though through a miscarriage of justice most trees bear only a negligible fruit, or none at all. When naturally fruited, the tree is a beneficient agency of civilization and an important factor in public morals. In the stern West and the sensitive South its fruit (white and black respectively) though not eaten, is agreeable to the public taste and, though not exported, profitable to the general welfare. That the legitimate relation of the tree to justice was no discovery of Judge Lynch (who, indeed, conceded it no primacy over the lamp-post and the bridge-girder) is made plain by the following passage from Morryster, who antedated him by two centuries:
well? not so much
Posted 19 years agoI am cleaning up my watch lists. All of the people I either liked and dont post, gave up hope on, and those i like a lot but i cant carry on a conversation with without getting depressed. id say nothing personal but some of these are... good day...also i cant post for a while due to lack of scanner
...
Posted 19 years agostupid non existing icon
damnit
Posted 19 years ago2 more pics to update for halloween... well better late than never...i guess. However, thell be done today or my name isnt Steve...
just wondering...
Posted 19 years agoOnly take it if your gunna answer honestly on how ya feel... even if its nothing
. Who are you?
. Are we friends?
. When and how did we meet?
. Would you kiss me? Where?
. Give me a nickname and explain why?
. Describe me in one word!
. What was your first impression of me?
. Do you still think the same?
. What reminds you of me?
. If you could give me anything what would it be?
. How well do you know me?
. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what i say about you?
. Would you ever meet up with me?
. Who are you?
. Are we friends?
. When and how did we meet?
. Would you kiss me? Where?
. Give me a nickname and explain why?
. Describe me in one word!
. What was your first impression of me?
. Do you still think the same?
. What reminds you of me?
. If you could give me anything what would it be?
. How well do you know me?
. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what i say about you?
. Would you ever meet up with me?
meh
Posted 19 years agoMaking dinner and not commenting...seems to be a trend.
The reason I dont comment is the fact that nothing I can say will be of use. I cant give any good advice and youve already heard "Awesome" or "thats great!" to your art.
You've also heard "aww im sorry" or "i feel for ya" for your journals. This in my mind means I should keep my Yap shut and let you make it through the comments.
Got shocked in a T-Storm today rather nasty one that threw me to the ground while wotking on a friend's truck. Not the smartest thing but it needed to be done.
The reason I dont comment is the fact that nothing I can say will be of use. I cant give any good advice and youve already heard "Awesome" or "thats great!" to your art.
You've also heard "aww im sorry" or "i feel for ya" for your journals. This in my mind means I should keep my Yap shut and let you make it through the comments.
Got shocked in a T-Storm today rather nasty one that threw me to the ground while wotking on a friend's truck. Not the smartest thing but it needed to be done.
Not that anyone will answer
Posted 19 years agoI...Ive never had anyone...I have only dated one person in my life and dont understand what is wrong with me. Youd tell me right? I mean if no other reason because i dont know who you are irl so you feel comfortable.
am i ugly?
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37270646/
yes/no?
I want to better myself...maybe meet someone but i have never had the best luck. Everyone is taken or so far away and dont want a long distance Relationship...or worse yet... scorned by a former love and unwilling to try again...
Maybe love... isnt for me?
comment please... any help will be taken in i assure you what can i improve?
am i ugly?
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37270646/
yes/no?
I want to better myself...maybe meet someone but i have never had the best luck. Everyone is taken or so far away and dont want a long distance Relationship...or worse yet... scorned by a former love and unwilling to try again...
Maybe love... isnt for me?
comment please... any help will be taken in i assure you what can i improve?
yeah one of THOSE moods
Posted 19 years ago...ever been in one? no thoughts of drawings and as you DO draw you notice tallent slipping away that you thought you where gaining?
One of those moods where you want to set your art supplies on fire and slip away.
One where you want to punch the next person who wanders into your work with no idea of what they need or want but bisker at you for helping then bitch at your boss when you dont.
One where you want to bitch slap the person who is picking a fight and starting shit at work (coworker) because he thinks hes "hard" when hes a flamboyant little bitch boy that dresses in drag and who's mommy and daddy loved him too much.
one of these i probably wont be doing since im leaving town so no worries posts will contimue no matter how bad i get... i still need the input that everyone hasent been giving. XD
One of those moods where you want to set your art supplies on fire and slip away.
One where you want to punch the next person who wanders into your work with no idea of what they need or want but bisker at you for helping then bitch at your boss when you dont.
One where you want to bitch slap the person who is picking a fight and starting shit at work (coworker) because he thinks hes "hard" when hes a flamboyant little bitch boy that dresses in drag and who's mommy and daddy loved him too much.
one of these i probably wont be doing since im leaving town so no worries posts will contimue no matter how bad i get... i still need the input that everyone hasent been giving. XD
meh
Posted 20 years agoyeah im not going to upload anything that isnt new or im not proud of so it might be a while on top of that the tablet feels really odd to work with. I havent unpacked my scanner. so meh whatever �_�
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