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Posted 17 years agoWhere did you grow up: bei Orksen
WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
Baaagh!
2. The thing you push around in the grocery store.
Einkaufswaaaagh!'n
3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
Tupperwaaaagh!'ä
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
Braaaaagh!'tpfannä
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
Sofaaaaagh!
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Daaaaagh!'rinnä
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
Laaaagh!'bä
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Zuckascheiß!
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Tellaminä!
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
Buttabraaagh!'t
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Baaaagh!'dehosä
12. Shoes worn for sports.
Spaaagh!'tschuä
13. Putting a room in order.
Hä?
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
bitta
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
lecka
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
Wippä
17. How do you eat your pizza?
Waaaaagh!
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Plündapaaagh!'ty
19. What's the evening meal?
Mensch'n
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Kellaaaagh!
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
nich daaaagh!
WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
Baaagh!
2. The thing you push around in the grocery store.
Einkaufswaaaagh!'n
3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
Tupperwaaaagh!'ä
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
Braaaaagh!'tpfannä
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
Sofaaaaagh!
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Daaaaagh!'rinnä
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
Laaaagh!'bä
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Zuckascheiß!
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Tellaminä!
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
Buttabraaagh!'t
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Baaaagh!'dehosä
12. Shoes worn for sports.
Spaaagh!'tschuä
13. Putting a room in order.
Hä?
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
bitta
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
lecka
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
Wippä
17. How do you eat your pizza?
Waaaaagh!
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Plündapaaagh!'ty
19. What's the evening meal?
Mensch'n
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Kellaaaagh!
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
nich daaaagh!
And now for something completely different
Posted 17 years agoI wonder why Titanic! didn't guide our attention to this song. For one, it's right up their alley in when it comes to the strange relationship between German children and freezers. And secondly, even they knew of "Two Girls, One Cup" before I had ever heard of it, and they found a proper replacement video for coprophobic people such as me.
Mark this as read (Meme-spam)
Posted 17 years ago1.) Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
fickle
2.) What is your favorite song? Genre?
Electronica, Metal, Opera...
3.) Do you consider yourself to be a fancy person
Verily, is it time for tea and crumpets again?
4.) What is your favorite book or type of book?
Satire
5.) If you could change one thing about society what would it be?
A lot of things
6.) If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
If I told you, then it would ruin the surprise >:3
7.) If you were taking a dump and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do:
There are just some things which really don't go together and eating food on the shitter is one of them >:(
8.) What faith/religion do you subscribe to?
I make up my own because cults are like gases, filling out all space they can get, unless the space is already taken by something else.
9.) What things annoy you the most right now?
The mentality of the previous generation: "Do you already live our (selfish, petty) dreams, or do we have to force you into happiness?"
10.) Where do you see yourself in 30 years?
A lot can happen in 30 years, especially in our times of change. However I only see a grim future for my kind when the modern feudal lords will openly wield the power, they now execute covertly through willing lackeys in far too many institutions.
11.) Favorite indulgences:
marzipan
12.) Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Haha, I'm such a bad scholar. At best I've only listened to the highly condensed summaries of her works in lectures. I hope, her works are not nearly as unbearable as Theodor Fontane's
13.) Do you exercise?
No. In fact, German police will suspect you of exercising solely for the occasion of being chased through the streets by them.Based on you wearing (comfy) running shoes alone, they will imply that you had been planning all along to stir up riots and have taken precautions in getting away quickly.
14.) Do you smoke, drink, or do drugs?
Nope, though I wish, that all of this shit were just a horror-trip caused by a hallucinogenic substance
15.) Say something witty (make it your own).
"Anyone can think, but most are spared from doing so"
16.) How is your relationship with your mother?
well
17.) Cats or dogs?
meh
18.) What’s your least favorite part of sex?
How should I know? All the action I ever got here was
a) getting a testicular examination for cannon-fodder evaluation
b) being strip-searched after a rally because those police-grunts (who acted on behalf of a bastard state attorney who had everyone arrested who looked like a student or was moving in small groups) are being fed highly distilled disinformation, such as the claim, that all (supposed) left-wing extremists keep razor blades in their butts and/or foreskin, and are suicidal enough to strangle themselves with their shoelaces when left alone in the dull cells and transports for a fifth of a day. And all I got afterwards was a "serves you right" because most Germans go by in our infallible police we trust and don't realise yet, that anyone who protests is being made the new bogey man, instilling enough fear into police-grunts to justify all sorts of illegal, degrading and unconstitutional measures for the sake of security.
19.) Would you ever wear a thong?
Would others actually stop themselves from carving out their eyes when they see me in a thong?
20.) Do you have a motto?
"Thoroughly enjoy your life, for you are much longer dead than alive"
fickle
2.) What is your favorite song? Genre?
Electronica, Metal, Opera...
3.) Do you consider yourself to be a fancy person
Verily, is it time for tea and crumpets again?
4.) What is your favorite book or type of book?
Satire
5.) If you could change one thing about society what would it be?
A lot of things
6.) If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
If I told you, then it would ruin the surprise >:3
7.) If you were taking a dump and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do:
There are just some things which really don't go together and eating food on the shitter is one of them >:(
8.) What faith/religion do you subscribe to?
I make up my own because cults are like gases, filling out all space they can get, unless the space is already taken by something else.
9.) What things annoy you the most right now?
The mentality of the previous generation: "Do you already live our (selfish, petty) dreams, or do we have to force you into happiness?"
10.) Where do you see yourself in 30 years?
A lot can happen in 30 years, especially in our times of change. However I only see a grim future for my kind when the modern feudal lords will openly wield the power, they now execute covertly through willing lackeys in far too many institutions.
11.) Favorite indulgences:
marzipan
12.) Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Haha, I'm such a bad scholar. At best I've only listened to the highly condensed summaries of her works in lectures. I hope, her works are not nearly as unbearable as Theodor Fontane's
13.) Do you exercise?
No. In fact, German police will suspect you of exercising solely for the occasion of being chased through the streets by them.Based on you wearing (comfy) running shoes alone, they will imply that you had been planning all along to stir up riots and have taken precautions in getting away quickly.
14.) Do you smoke, drink, or do drugs?
Nope, though I wish, that all of this shit were just a horror-trip caused by a hallucinogenic substance
15.) Say something witty (make it your own).
"Anyone can think, but most are spared from doing so"
16.) How is your relationship with your mother?
well
17.) Cats or dogs?
meh
18.) What’s your least favorite part of sex?
How should I know? All the action I ever got here was
a) getting a testicular examination for cannon-fodder evaluation
b) being strip-searched after a rally because those police-grunts (who acted on behalf of a bastard state attorney who had everyone arrested who looked like a student or was moving in small groups) are being fed highly distilled disinformation, such as the claim, that all (supposed) left-wing extremists keep razor blades in their butts and/or foreskin, and are suicidal enough to strangle themselves with their shoelaces when left alone in the dull cells and transports for a fifth of a day. And all I got afterwards was a "serves you right" because most Germans go by in our infallible police we trust and don't realise yet, that anyone who protests is being made the new bogey man, instilling enough fear into police-grunts to justify all sorts of illegal, degrading and unconstitutional measures for the sake of security.
19.) Would you ever wear a thong?
Would others actually stop themselves from carving out their eyes when they see me in a thong?
20.) Do you have a motto?
"Thoroughly enjoy your life, for you are much longer dead than alive"
Good times ahead
Posted 18 years agoHappy 1984 to you guys in Germany. And as for you people who happen to be in contact with Germans and are being persecuted by your police-state governments, today is the last day you can contact your German friends via (cell)phone or E-mail without the German government agencies telling your nation's secret police forces and intelligence agencies where you're hiding, based on the data collected from your phonecalls with the Germans.
Makes you feel a lot safer, when over 50 nations have direct access to the collected telecommunications data retention data of all people located in Germany.
http://www.vorratsdatenspeicherung....../46/1/lang,en/
There is still some hope though because with the cabinet, parliaments, and president clearly trampling on our constitution, it's now up to the courts to put a stop to this.
http://www.vorratsdatenspeicherung......184/1/lang,en/
But telecommunications data retention alone does not make a 1984. That's why Germans will get an awesome new tax-number that will stick to them for their entire life and beyond, and as a bonus Germans will have their healthcare system fucked over: For just 8 billion Euros, all your health data will be put on a central server to which all doctors must be connected. Without your "given consent" the stored data will be protected from the prying eyes of doctors, while health-insurance bureaucrats - and in the long run employers as well - will be able to deduct your health-issues from the collected data on your prescribed drugs alone because apparently that set of data is not sensible enough.
Makes you feel a lot safer, when over 50 nations have direct access to the collected telecommunications data retention data of all people located in Germany.
http://www.vorratsdatenspeicherung....../46/1/lang,en/
There is still some hope though because with the cabinet, parliaments, and president clearly trampling on our constitution, it's now up to the courts to put a stop to this.
http://www.vorratsdatenspeicherung......184/1/lang,en/
But telecommunications data retention alone does not make a 1984. That's why Germans will get an awesome new tax-number that will stick to them for their entire life and beyond, and as a bonus Germans will have their healthcare system fucked over: For just 8 billion Euros, all your health data will be put on a central server to which all doctors must be connected. Without your "given consent" the stored data will be protected from the prying eyes of doctors, while health-insurance bureaucrats - and in the long run employers as well - will be able to deduct your health-issues from the collected data on your prescribed drugs alone because apparently that set of data is not sensible enough.
Lisbon Treaty - A threat to European Citizens
Posted 18 years agoMeme-spam
Posted 18 years agoOn November 6th there will be decentralised protests in several German cities against the Vorratsdatenspeicherung legislation of the Social-Darwinist Party and the Christian-Demagogue Union.
Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
Meet my online friends at least once in person; help in creating and/or distributing a magnificent dream / thought parasite which will extinguish the nightmares / thought parasites of rankism and its numerous horrid offspring which give humans a good excuse to exploit their kin; successfully finish the promising things I start
Three Names You Go By:
Robat; Treb; Robi
Three Screen Names You Have Had:
Terminoka, l.o.r.D. Treborius, Robat d Teufel
Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
My head; my mind; my arms and hands
Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
Westphalian, Dutch(?), ???
Three Things That Scare You:
Loss of my biological I/O interface while still being stuck in a biological body with awareness; torture/pain/mutilation; the comeback of fascism/corporatism
Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
glasses; computer; food and drink
Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
T-shirt; glasses; headphones
Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
Nine Inch Nails; Nobou Uematsu; Yoko Kanno
Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
I don't really know... I guess... occasional hugs; same wavelength; enough personal space for independent developments...
Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
Fairy Tail's Taurus eerily reminds me of parts of my self which I don't want others to endure; I once set up a metal plate/sign on campus which read "Critical thinking is not allowed within the premises of this university - The Rectorate" on a post under official metal plates/signs; Thessaja and Robat have the same value in terms of numerology
Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
The over all impression; self-confidence/charisma; common ground
Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
Pondering; gaming; listening to music
Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
Get well; sleep; attend seminars
Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
translator; librarian; data entry clerk
Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
Where I can actually communicate with the native inhabitants; Where I get along just fine with the native inhabitants; where it's not hot
Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
I don't know jack shit about stereotypes
Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
I don't know jack shit about stereotypes
Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
Meet my online friends at least once in person; help in creating and/or distributing a magnificent dream / thought parasite which will extinguish the nightmares / thought parasites of rankism and its numerous horrid offspring which give humans a good excuse to exploit their kin; successfully finish the promising things I start
Three Names You Go By:
Robat; Treb; Robi
Three Screen Names You Have Had:
Terminoka, l.o.r.D. Treborius, Robat d Teufel
Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
My head; my mind; my arms and hands
Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
Westphalian, Dutch(?), ???
Three Things That Scare You:
Loss of my biological I/O interface while still being stuck in a biological body with awareness; torture/pain/mutilation; the comeback of fascism/corporatism
Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
glasses; computer; food and drink
Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
T-shirt; glasses; headphones
Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
Nine Inch Nails; Nobou Uematsu; Yoko Kanno
Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
I don't really know... I guess... occasional hugs; same wavelength; enough personal space for independent developments...
Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
Fairy Tail's Taurus eerily reminds me of parts of my self which I don't want others to endure; I once set up a metal plate/sign on campus which read "Critical thinking is not allowed within the premises of this university - The Rectorate" on a post under official metal plates/signs; Thessaja and Robat have the same value in terms of numerology
Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
The over all impression; self-confidence/charisma; common ground
Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
Pondering; gaming; listening to music
Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
Get well; sleep; attend seminars
Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
translator; librarian; data entry clerk
Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
Where I can actually communicate with the native inhabitants; Where I get along just fine with the native inhabitants; where it's not hot
Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
I don't know jack shit about stereotypes
Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
I don't know jack shit about stereotypes
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Posted 18 years agoGoing to Berlin to the Liberty Instead of Fear protest rally on the 22nd to protest against the increasing, and unjustified surveillance measures by government and businesses.
http://www.vorratsdatenspeicherung......5/116/lang,de/
I haven't yet decided on how to get there. There are two different chartered buses, but each of them will leave me stranded, in either Kassel or Bielefeld for the night until normal trains start going again Sunday morning. Currently I'm waiting for the decisions of my comrades on their chosen mode of transportation to find a better way of passing that night
http://www.vorratsdatenspeicherung......5/116/lang,de/
I haven't yet decided on how to get there. There are two different chartered buses, but each of them will leave me stranded, in either Kassel or Bielefeld for the night until normal trains start going again Sunday morning. Currently I'm waiting for the decisions of my comrades on their chosen mode of transportation to find a better way of passing that night
My future's determined by thieves, thugs, and vermin
Posted 18 years agoI drew gift art for the Office For The Protection Of The Constitution, after I had been studying the blatant propaganda poster in their booth. This poster tried to "convince" its viewer with emotional imagery rather than reason. It was sort of arranged as a tetraptych. And had four photos, each with a caption of white font on black ground.
The far left photo was the WTC smoking like incense sticks. It had the caption: "Ist das Völkerverständigung?" [ "Is this understanding among nations?" ]
Now, to understand what the Office might be hinting at with each photo, it is required to read their brochures, and so I can say, that apparently this photo was to represent the Office's field of work against Foreign extremism.
The next photo was a blurred photograph of someone's face starting to get smooshed by the type of combat boots worn by Neonazis. The blurring of the entire image except for a few selected elements could give away the impression, that this photo might as well have been a reenactment of right-wing brutality produced for this occasion. I don't remember the caption for that image right now, but the caption fitted with the motif of the rest of the suggestive photos of the tatraptych. Probably something about tolerance.
This photo was also probably there to represent the Office's fight against extremists. In this case the right-wing extremists
The third photo was the photo of a cloaked rock thrower, whether it was original footage or posed as the previous combat boot picture, I can't tell, but they laid off of the obvious shopping effects but there was no context given, just this cloaked person with a brick in one hand.
The caption: "Sieht so Meinungsfreiheit aus?" [ "Does this look like Freedom of Speech to you?" ]
You guessed it. It's about the Office's fight against left-wing extremism
The last, and far right photo depicted a half-opened safe which has a light in it like fridges do, and carries a folder of documents and redundantly has a post-it note on it with the word "geheim" [ "secret" ] written on it in big, bold red letters.
The caption: "Soll das Geheimnisschutz sein?" [ "Do you call this protection of secrets?" ]
That's right, the Office is also trying to do the job of preventing business espionage, and it's also trying to prevent foreign intelligence agencies (explicitly mentioned in the brochures: Iran and Syria) from gathering intelligence on regime critics. The ambiguity of the German language in the Office's brochures however makes it a little uncertain whether they refer to German regime critics or Syrian/Iranian regime critics there.
The photos in combination with the captions were off-putting enough, and I decided to lead this tetraptych to absurdity because I couldn't shake the feeling that I was being bullshitted with crude propaganda despite the reasonable intent to raise our awareness.
Therefore, I sketched a banana and wrote the caption "Ist das ein Apfel?" [ "Is this an apple?" ] and folded the paper in a way to make it stand a little and placed it in front of the tetraptych. I didn't stay around for any ensuing lulz because I've already had my fill of bullshit for the day by listening to superficial hymns for the State, and the speeches of the Thieves, Thugs, and Vermin. If I understood some of the bullshit correctly, there are intentions to detach our State from Germany and join the Belgium-Netherlands-Luxembourg axis instead. I certainly wouldn't object to that. At least the Dutch were smart enough to object the current version of a European constitution which would make the pursuing of the inhuman Reaganist / neo-liberal policies compelling for all EU nations.
The far left photo was the WTC smoking like incense sticks. It had the caption: "Ist das Völkerverständigung?" [ "Is this understanding among nations?" ]
Now, to understand what the Office might be hinting at with each photo, it is required to read their brochures, and so I can say, that apparently this photo was to represent the Office's field of work against Foreign extremism.
The next photo was a blurred photograph of someone's face starting to get smooshed by the type of combat boots worn by Neonazis. The blurring of the entire image except for a few selected elements could give away the impression, that this photo might as well have been a reenactment of right-wing brutality produced for this occasion. I don't remember the caption for that image right now, but the caption fitted with the motif of the rest of the suggestive photos of the tatraptych. Probably something about tolerance.
This photo was also probably there to represent the Office's fight against extremists. In this case the right-wing extremists
The third photo was the photo of a cloaked rock thrower, whether it was original footage or posed as the previous combat boot picture, I can't tell, but they laid off of the obvious shopping effects but there was no context given, just this cloaked person with a brick in one hand.
The caption: "Sieht so Meinungsfreiheit aus?" [ "Does this look like Freedom of Speech to you?" ]
You guessed it. It's about the Office's fight against left-wing extremism
The last, and far right photo depicted a half-opened safe which has a light in it like fridges do, and carries a folder of documents and redundantly has a post-it note on it with the word "geheim" [ "secret" ] written on it in big, bold red letters.
The caption: "Soll das Geheimnisschutz sein?" [ "Do you call this protection of secrets?" ]
That's right, the Office is also trying to do the job of preventing business espionage, and it's also trying to prevent foreign intelligence agencies (explicitly mentioned in the brochures: Iran and Syria) from gathering intelligence on regime critics. The ambiguity of the German language in the Office's brochures however makes it a little uncertain whether they refer to German regime critics or Syrian/Iranian regime critics there.
The photos in combination with the captions were off-putting enough, and I decided to lead this tetraptych to absurdity because I couldn't shake the feeling that I was being bullshitted with crude propaganda despite the reasonable intent to raise our awareness.
Therefore, I sketched a banana and wrote the caption "Ist das ein Apfel?" [ "Is this an apple?" ] and folded the paper in a way to make it stand a little and placed it in front of the tetraptych. I didn't stay around for any ensuing lulz because I've already had my fill of bullshit for the day by listening to superficial hymns for the State, and the speeches of the Thieves, Thugs, and Vermin. If I understood some of the bullshit correctly, there are intentions to detach our State from Germany and join the Belgium-Netherlands-Luxembourg axis instead. I certainly wouldn't object to that. At least the Dutch were smart enough to object the current version of a European constitution which would make the pursuing of the inhuman Reaganist / neo-liberal policies compelling for all EU nations.
Things I've learnt from playing Highly Compressed Carbon Ver
Posted 18 years ago* Pokeymanz who want to play with you actually just want to be beaten into a bloody pulp by your Gyarados (And I actually dare feel bad about doing so)
* Berry Goblins will eat all of your berries and cover all your badges in a blue layer, should you dare not play the game due to you having a life of your own to live.
* Lazy sprite artists make it possible for you to walk in the heaviest blizzard, wearing only a beret, scarf, thin vest and jeans - without getting hypothermia.
* The motto is "Gotta See 'em All"
* Lonely Honchkrows like you a lot. In fact, they like you so much they want to chomp down on your neck
* Berry Goblins will eat all of your berries and cover all your badges in a blue layer, should you dare not play the game due to you having a life of your own to live.
* Lazy sprite artists make it possible for you to walk in the heaviest blizzard, wearing only a beret, scarf, thin vest and jeans - without getting hypothermia.
* The motto is "Gotta See 'em All"
* Lonely Honchkrows like you a lot. In fact, they like you so much they want to chomp down on your neck
Freie Radios
Posted 18 years agoGrundgefahr der elektronischen Gesundheitskarte
http://freie-radios.net/portal/cont.....t.php?id=17670
Vorsicht, interessanter Vortrag zum Konzept des geistigen Eigentums und zum Arbeitsbegriff versteckt zwischen Hinweisen auf die repressive Gesetzgebung gegen den Bürgerfunkin NRW und stellenweise grausigen Musikstücken
http://freie-radios.net/portal/cont.....t.php?id=17647
sozialkritische Volksmusik?
http://freie-radios.net/portal/cont.....t.php?id=17673
Kongo heute - Europäische Politik Internationale Konzerne
http://freie-radios.net/portal/cont.....t.php?id=17691
http://freie-radios.net/portal/cont.....t.php?id=17670
Vorsicht, interessanter Vortrag zum Konzept des geistigen Eigentums und zum Arbeitsbegriff versteckt zwischen Hinweisen auf die repressive Gesetzgebung gegen den Bürgerfunkin NRW und stellenweise grausigen Musikstücken
http://freie-radios.net/portal/cont.....t.php?id=17647
sozialkritische Volksmusik?
http://freie-radios.net/portal/cont.....t.php?id=17673
Kongo heute - Europäische Politik Internationale Konzerne
http://freie-radios.net/portal/cont.....t.php?id=17691
Add this to "mark as read" cause you all hate memes
Posted 18 years agoRemember those oh-so-evil riots in Hamburg during this year's ASEM? Oh it was horrible. Dozens of police officers were injured by...their own teargas. Of course most news left out the "their own" part of the malicious teargas attack to fuel the image of the threat posed by imaginary militant anti-globalist terrorists which is supposed to scare you shitless, so that you don't mind Mr. Schäuble's unconstitutional acts against the people.
1- I'll answer with something random about you.
2- I'll dare you to try something.(No not really. I thought that you do that with loudmouths who bite of more than they can chew)
3- I'll say a color I associate with you.
4- I'll tell you something I like about you.
5- I'll tell you something I always remember about you / a first memory about you.
6- I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7- I'll ask you something I always wanted to ask you.
8- If I do this for you, you must put this in your journal (if you want)
1- I'll answer with something random about you.
2- I'll dare you to try something.(No not really. I thought that you do that with loudmouths who bite of more than they can chew)
3- I'll say a color I associate with you.
4- I'll tell you something I like about you.
5- I'll tell you something I always remember about you / a first memory about you.
6- I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7- I'll ask you something I always wanted to ask you.
8- If I do this for you, you must put this in your journal (if you want)
Lawl, who is it?
Posted 18 years agoWolfgang (64), young at heart, well-off, looking for young politically active men and women (18-30) who against return postage mail him their worn underwear or socks. A subsequent getting to know each other is possible. codeword:"Du riechst so gut"
Source: http://www.titanic-magazin.de/40.ht.....ash=19635045ca
Source: http://www.titanic-magazin.de/40.ht.....ash=19635045ca
Nice things
Posted 18 years agoIt's nice to find out the hard way that your steel capped work-boots don't cover your (for lack of a better word) "most rudimentary toe" in case of a log hitting you on the boot.
It's even nicer to find out that the cooling aggregates had been removed from the freezer to make room for one half of a slaughtered pig.
The nicest thing though, is to get bitched at for not continuing with the log-splitting because it's just a toe with a little swelling and a partially black toe-nail.
It's even nicer to find out that the cooling aggregates had been removed from the freezer to make room for one half of a slaughtered pig.
The nicest thing though, is to get bitched at for not continuing with the log-splitting because it's just a toe with a little swelling and a partially black toe-nail.
Oh my god. It's a Pigglypoop!
Posted 19 years agoThe pimping
Posted 19 years agoI shall fulfill my debt and now that I have found some time within my troubled mind, I shall pimp three works of
arrowtibbs
I have found you to be rather prolific which makes choosing three works more challenging, but I believe I have succeeded nonetheless.
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/297573/ - I am a sucker for images inspired by songs, poetry or aphorisms.
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/22203/ - I have found Stith's species to be rather interesting and thus I had to choose one of your pictures of that species to represent
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/22174/ - I am also a sucker for creatures which carry a black-grey-blue colour-scheme and I do find the clothing structure rather interesting
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The bandwagon may have died down, yet I also still have to fulfill my share in the truth-or-dare question meme even though my question about the origin of some ESL training-cassette parody could not be answered.
arrowtibbsI have found you to be rather prolific which makes choosing three works more challenging, but I believe I have succeeded nonetheless.
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/297573/ - I am a sucker for images inspired by songs, poetry or aphorisms.
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/22203/ - I have found Stith's species to be rather interesting and thus I had to choose one of your pictures of that species to represent
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/22174/ - I am also a sucker for creatures which carry a black-grey-blue colour-scheme and I do find the clothing structure rather interesting
_____________________________________
The bandwagon may have died down, yet I also still have to fulfill my share in the truth-or-dare question meme even though my question about the origin of some ESL training-cassette parody could not be answered.
Gonna do some pimping
Posted 19 years agoI asked Arrowtibbs a question about the motives behind the pimping-meme and instead got pimped. It's not that I don't appreciate critique and I find hers helpful, even though I don't fully understand it, I was merely unaware that I became qualified for the pimp-post following that journal entry.
But enough of my confused self, let's have some copy-pasta:
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FIRST 5 PEOPLE TO REPLY TO THIS JOURNAL GETS FEATURED ON HERE (a.k.a. I'll dive into your gallery and choose three of your best artwork submissions/my favorites and post them up here.
You have to put this in your journal if you choose to be one of the 5!!
"
But enough of my confused self, let's have some copy-pasta:
"
FIRST 5 PEOPLE TO REPLY TO THIS JOURNAL GETS FEATURED ON HERE (a.k.a. I'll dive into your gallery and choose three of your best artwork submissions/my favorites and post them up here.
You have to put this in your journal if you choose to be one of the 5!!
"
Wanna see something scary
Posted 19 years agoIt's rather amusing how authorities are busy with removing the trails which Germany's latest (school-)shooting superstar had left on the internet, in order to aid a political distraction-discussion on the threat of video-games, by redesigning this now dead amok-runner as someone who had played one match of Counterstrike too many.
It's rather obvious from his online suicide-note that he was a gun-nut the NRA would have been proud of, but that's beside the point, when his suicide-note is filled with criticism and conclusions about German society which are obviously too much inconvenient truth, which can be told from the butchered version of his suicide note that had been published by the RTL-television group and the excessively strong focus of the "majority" parties on the "lax regulations on computer games" - up to the point that other and far more determining factorsin the equation of what gave him the motivation to visit his school with a sawed off shotgun, and muzzle-loaders (which may have been taken straight out of Pirates of The Caribbean) are being neglected in the broad discourse.
The original suicide-note was thankfully copy-pasta'd quickly enough and lives on in the German blogosphere, for example on the following blog:
http://www.mein-parteibuch.de/2006/.....von-emsdetten/
It's rather obvious from his online suicide-note that he was a gun-nut the NRA would have been proud of, but that's beside the point, when his suicide-note is filled with criticism and conclusions about German society which are obviously too much inconvenient truth, which can be told from the butchered version of his suicide note that had been published by the RTL-television group and the excessively strong focus of the "majority" parties on the "lax regulations on computer games" - up to the point that other and far more determining factorsin the equation of what gave him the motivation to visit his school with a sawed off shotgun, and muzzle-loaders (which may have been taken straight out of Pirates of The Caribbean) are being neglected in the broad discourse.
The original suicide-note was thankfully copy-pasta'd quickly enough and lives on in the German blogosphere, for example on the following blog:
http://www.mein-parteibuch.de/2006/.....von-emsdetten/
Holy Bibble
Posted 19 years agoThe visiting scholar has returned...
Posted 19 years ago...to a dominant culture which defines his actions in grassroot-democracy as a left-wing extremist threat which in the long-run aims to "replace Capitalism with a One-Party State". How the different socio-ecomonic and socio-political fields of Capitalism and One-Party Rulership are directly competing with each other remains the secret of Thuringian's Ministry of the Interior propagandists.
The visiting scholar
Posted 19 years agoSo..here I am in Illinois for this month with a group mostly consisting of Tschoerman business students and have no access to any of my programs to do stuff with because my power adapter was shipped three days after I was already gone. And until I find one here, I have three kilogramms of unusable laptop with me. The lack of laptop alone wouldn't be so bad because I can do my scholarly work on the hosts' machines, but my electric razor is also unusable for now and I never tried to find out how bad I look after four weeks of not shaving.
Ah well, bought myself a sketch block and a new eraser (actually drawing things is a different matter because I'm too lazy). I also took the chance to buy the English version of Morrowind's expansion packs, since regular retail in Germany won't sell it despite the so-called globalisation. I have ton admit that it hurts my soul to see so many English versions of computer-games which I wouldn't buy in Germany because of the translations and German editing, and yet most of them are still in a price-range above me because I normally wait until the main hype about a game has calmed down.
However, I'm thinking about buying myself a hand-held console because with the current exchange rate it would be cheaper for me, even if I had to spend money on a converter to play it in Germany, too.
I found out that I'm rather bad with calculating the 15% tip. I can only do 10% and 20% in my head.
Ah well, bought myself a sketch block and a new eraser (actually drawing things is a different matter because I'm too lazy). I also took the chance to buy the English version of Morrowind's expansion packs, since regular retail in Germany won't sell it despite the so-called globalisation. I have ton admit that it hurts my soul to see so many English versions of computer-games which I wouldn't buy in Germany because of the translations and German editing, and yet most of them are still in a price-range above me because I normally wait until the main hype about a game has calmed down.
However, I'm thinking about buying myself a hand-held console because with the current exchange rate it would be cheaper for me, even if I had to spend money on a converter to play it in Germany, too.
I found out that I'm rather bad with calculating the 15% tip. I can only do 10% and 20% in my head.
"Incoherent text" meme
Posted 19 years agoPut your library on shuffle.
Post in succession the first line from each of the first 35 song with lyrics it plays.
In his eyes, I'm full grown, 29 and still at home. Superstition taking all of us for a ride, mimes overtaken by the signs of the Right. I need, I feel, a love, you love to love the fear. Wahre Liebe, wahre Liebe, wahre Liebe, oder auch nicht. Vier dumme kleine Stoff-Gesell'n, m�ge sie doch jemand kill'n. I want to be a hippie. 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Tanzen! Are you ready for a good pounding, baby, are you ready to get it on? When the devil is too busy, and death's a bit too much, they call on me by name, you see, for my special touch. Controlling my feelings for too long. I got two strong arms, blessings of Babylon, time to carry on and try for sins and false alarms. The boy's got a head like an atom-bomb, hanging on a cross like the number one son. Always it's coming, and here starts the game. Der Himmel �ber uns, scheint zum Greifen nah, du greifst nach meiner Hand, die Nacht ist sternenklar. Ich hab keine Lust. Ich werde in die Tannen gehn. Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina. At first, we started out real cool, taking me places I ain'tnever been. Morituri te salutant. Are we the last living souls? Tv�, fem, sju; En stressad skivproducent fr�n New York kom till Zell am See p� kul. Ich pfeife, auf ein n�chstes Leben, denn dieses ist schon hart genug. I wish the words would fail me just for once. Es war im land von Kaffee und Kakao, da traf ich eine wundersch�ne Frau. Ich bin der Reiter, du bist das Ross, ich steige auf, wir reiten los. For today, we will take dead body parts and put them on the wall. The handshake seals a contract, from the contract, there's no turning back. Superficial people, I don't think looks matter. You're doing everything your people said to, I'd hate to be the one to break it to you. Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws? It's happening soon, it's happening soon, It's scent has been blowing in my direction. Poisoning a drink, bleeding in a sink choking with a link, killing with a stink. I am watching your eyes and follow my salvation. It's colder than before.. Ein altes M�tterlein mit silbergrauen Haaren, vom Schicksal schwer gepr�ft, ertr�gt sie jedes Leid. I'll wait here, you're crazy, those vicious streets are filled with strays.
Post in succession the first line from each of the first 35 song with lyrics it plays.
In his eyes, I'm full grown, 29 and still at home. Superstition taking all of us for a ride, mimes overtaken by the signs of the Right. I need, I feel, a love, you love to love the fear. Wahre Liebe, wahre Liebe, wahre Liebe, oder auch nicht. Vier dumme kleine Stoff-Gesell'n, m�ge sie doch jemand kill'n. I want to be a hippie. 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Tanzen! Are you ready for a good pounding, baby, are you ready to get it on? When the devil is too busy, and death's a bit too much, they call on me by name, you see, for my special touch. Controlling my feelings for too long. I got two strong arms, blessings of Babylon, time to carry on and try for sins and false alarms. The boy's got a head like an atom-bomb, hanging on a cross like the number one son. Always it's coming, and here starts the game. Der Himmel �ber uns, scheint zum Greifen nah, du greifst nach meiner Hand, die Nacht ist sternenklar. Ich hab keine Lust. Ich werde in die Tannen gehn. Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina. At first, we started out real cool, taking me places I ain'tnever been. Morituri te salutant. Are we the last living souls? Tv�, fem, sju; En stressad skivproducent fr�n New York kom till Zell am See p� kul. Ich pfeife, auf ein n�chstes Leben, denn dieses ist schon hart genug. I wish the words would fail me just for once. Es war im land von Kaffee und Kakao, da traf ich eine wundersch�ne Frau. Ich bin der Reiter, du bist das Ross, ich steige auf, wir reiten los. For today, we will take dead body parts and put them on the wall. The handshake seals a contract, from the contract, there's no turning back. Superficial people, I don't think looks matter. You're doing everything your people said to, I'd hate to be the one to break it to you. Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws? It's happening soon, it's happening soon, It's scent has been blowing in my direction. Poisoning a drink, bleeding in a sink choking with a link, killing with a stink. I am watching your eyes and follow my salvation. It's colder than before.. Ein altes M�tterlein mit silbergrauen Haaren, vom Schicksal schwer gepr�ft, ertr�gt sie jedes Leid. I'll wait here, you're crazy, those vicious streets are filled with strays.
Let's imitate a herd-mammal
Posted 19 years ago [A is for age]
23
[B is for booze of choice]
I'm straight-edge
[C is for career of choice]
"I do what I like, just when I like and how I love it" and have accepted my fate of being in-utilisable and thus shall perish in their brave new world
[D is for your drug of choice]
Bronchikum because I am a sucker for catching a sore throat
[E is for one essential item you use everyday]
Glasses
[F is for favorite song at the moment]
Rammstein - Te Quiero Puta
[G is for favorite game]
Hmm, I can't make up my mind
[H is for Hometown]
Paddaboan
[I is for instruments you play]
I don't
[J is for favorite juice]
I am loyal to tap-water.
[K is for kids]
kids are the fodder for future wars
[L is for last hug]
Tsadoon
[M is for marriage?]
Marriage only seems of meaning for the tax authorities and persecuters of the unemployed
[N is for nickname]
Robi
[O is for number of overnight hospital stays]
I had to stay at the hospital three times for several days, up to two weeks each time
[P is for phobias]
coprophobia, mild hydrophobia, emetophobia, mild aichmophobia
[Q is for quote]
"Es gibt auf der ganzen Welt einen einzigen Weg, den niemand gehen kann au�er dir, frag nicht wohin er f�hrt. Geh ihn!"
-Friedrich Nietzsche
[R is for biggest regret]
unfortunately I must commit regrettable mistakes to evolve
[S is for singing]
tonedeaf. I have to be high on my own endorphines to overcome all inhibitors and self-consciousness
[T is for time you woke up]
9:00
[U is for underwear]
It's sunday, I have hardly any reason to leave my room. Take a guess
[V is for vegetable you love]
beeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaannnsssssssssssssssssss
[W is for worst habit]
questioning the given work-task
[X is for number of x-rays you've got]
I think it's close to 10
[Y is for yummy food you make]
pasta, rice, pig's ground-meat, sauce with champignons, warming up canned vegetables...all when I can be arsed to do so, otherwise it's sammiches
[Z is for zodiac sign]
Taurus
23
[B is for booze of choice]
I'm straight-edge
[C is for career of choice]
"I do what I like, just when I like and how I love it" and have accepted my fate of being in-utilisable and thus shall perish in their brave new world
[D is for your drug of choice]
Bronchikum because I am a sucker for catching a sore throat
[E is for one essential item you use everyday]
Glasses
[F is for favorite song at the moment]
Rammstein - Te Quiero Puta
[G is for favorite game]
Hmm, I can't make up my mind
[H is for Hometown]
Paddaboan
[I is for instruments you play]
I don't
[J is for favorite juice]
I am loyal to tap-water.
[K is for kids]
kids are the fodder for future wars
[L is for last hug]
Tsadoon
[M is for marriage?]
Marriage only seems of meaning for the tax authorities and persecuters of the unemployed
[N is for nickname]
Robi
[O is for number of overnight hospital stays]
I had to stay at the hospital three times for several days, up to two weeks each time
[P is for phobias]
coprophobia, mild hydrophobia, emetophobia, mild aichmophobia
[Q is for quote]
"Es gibt auf der ganzen Welt einen einzigen Weg, den niemand gehen kann au�er dir, frag nicht wohin er f�hrt. Geh ihn!"
-Friedrich Nietzsche
[R is for biggest regret]
unfortunately I must commit regrettable mistakes to evolve
[S is for singing]
tonedeaf. I have to be high on my own endorphines to overcome all inhibitors and self-consciousness
[T is for time you woke up]
9:00
[U is for underwear]
It's sunday, I have hardly any reason to leave my room. Take a guess
[V is for vegetable you love]
beeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaannnsssssssssssssssssss
[W is for worst habit]
questioning the given work-task
[X is for number of x-rays you've got]
I think it's close to 10
[Y is for yummy food you make]
pasta, rice, pig's ground-meat, sauce with champignons, warming up canned vegetables...all when I can be arsed to do so, otherwise it's sammiches
[Z is for zodiac sign]
Taurus
Sketch Meme
Posted 19 years agoFirst five artists to comment on this entry get a free sketch from me. Then they must post this in their FA journal and doodle for five other people too.
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I can see right through you
Posted 19 years agoYou don't want to ask me any question. I'm certain that you have none at all which you would dare ask me ;P
What happens in Tijuana stays in Tijuana...or something
Posted 19 years ago[15:46] <OrangeBunnie> in soviet furry, furry fucks you!
[15:46] <Duo> wha?
[15:46] <Duo> NAVOOORRRR
[15:46] <OrangeBunnie> lol
[15:47] <Duo> wheres my rifle
[15:47] * OrangeBunnie nibbles on someone's ears.
[15:47] * OrangeBunnie grabs Duo's crotch, "I found your gun."
[15:47] * Duo side steps
[15:47] <OrangeBunnie> damnit
[15:48] <Duo> heh
[15:48] <OrangeBunnie> Your lucky you got a + infront of your name, gives you +4 to dodge.
[15:48] <Duo> nah, i got a yugioh card glued to my ass, its a trap card that does abuncha shit only somebody who wacths the series knows and some how makes me dodge junk grabs
[15:49] <OrangeBunnie> But I'm not grabbing junk.
[15:49] <OrangeBunnie> Or do you not like anyone fondling your parts? ^_^
[15:49] <Duo> uh
[15:49] <Duo> mmmmmk
[15:50] <RobatUni> fondling and having it fondled is quite a difference
[15:50] * OrangeBunnie fondles with robat's parts ^_^ then giggles
[15:51] <RobatUni> Silly person, I'm an asexual daimon
[15:51] <Duo> owned
[15:51] <OrangeBunnie> >.<
[15:52] <Duo> robat dosent have the parts, and i dont care for mine,, how do i become this, junkless wonder XD
I'm so un-erotic
[15:46] <Duo> wha?
[15:46] <Duo> NAVOOORRRR
[15:46] <OrangeBunnie> lol
[15:47] <Duo> wheres my rifle
[15:47] * OrangeBunnie nibbles on someone's ears.
[15:47] * OrangeBunnie grabs Duo's crotch, "I found your gun."
[15:47] * Duo side steps
[15:47] <OrangeBunnie> damnit
[15:48] <Duo> heh
[15:48] <OrangeBunnie> Your lucky you got a + infront of your name, gives you +4 to dodge.
[15:48] <Duo> nah, i got a yugioh card glued to my ass, its a trap card that does abuncha shit only somebody who wacths the series knows and some how makes me dodge junk grabs
[15:49] <OrangeBunnie> But I'm not grabbing junk.
[15:49] <OrangeBunnie> Or do you not like anyone fondling your parts? ^_^
[15:49] <Duo> uh
[15:49] <Duo> mmmmmk
[15:50] <RobatUni> fondling and having it fondled is quite a difference
[15:50] * OrangeBunnie fondles with robat's parts ^_^ then giggles
[15:51] <RobatUni> Silly person, I'm an asexual daimon
[15:51] <Duo> owned
[15:51] <OrangeBunnie> >.<
[15:52] <Duo> robat dosent have the parts, and i dont care for mine,, how do i become this, junkless wonder XD
I'm so un-erotic
