sex meme thing
Posted 13 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
A small few
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
morning least preffered
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
side closest to the window
4. Do you masturbate?
no.
hahahahahaha only kidding x3 hell yes
5. How often? Lately?
When ever i feel like it
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
nnnnnooooo
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
aye
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
yep
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
both
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Mhm
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, just most of the UKFur watchers
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. money is shit
14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
pinning, light biting.. a little bondage
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
i dont think so
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
romantic sex? i dunno
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
in a car?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
just heard i think
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yea
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
eew bar skanks
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
played around with it in my youth... didnt like it x.x
24. What's your sexuality?
Straught, very straight
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
No
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Loads of times
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
lol yes
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
got a fleshlight and a BD Husky pussy coming ;p
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
yep
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
noppe
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
eeehhhh... not REALLY.. sexual texts. a few dirty words down the phone is about it.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Quite often
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
well yea
37. What's your favourite sexual position?
missionary.. but i love to be ridden too
38. What's your favourite sex act?
pinning a girls wrists back during sex, maybe give her a bite on the neck.. i can get very dommy >//>
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yeh
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
well
ycats and
jesslyra already have..
maybe Shirik.. a lot of my friends are quiet about their sexual side so i dunno x3
A small few
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
morning least preffered
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
side closest to the window
4. Do you masturbate?
no.
hahahahahaha only kidding x3 hell yes
5. How often? Lately?
When ever i feel like it
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
nnnnnooooo
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or bath?
aye
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
yep
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
both
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Mhm
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, just most of the UKFur watchers
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. money is shit
14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
pinning, light biting.. a little bondage
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
i dont think so
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
romantic sex? i dunno
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
in a car?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
just heard i think
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yea
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
eew bar skanks
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
played around with it in my youth... didnt like it x.x
24. What's your sexuality?
Straught, very straight
25. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
No
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Loads of times
29. Have you ever bought something from an adult store?
lol yes
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
got a fleshlight and a BD Husky pussy coming ;p
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
yep
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
noppe
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
eeehhhh... not REALLY.. sexual texts. a few dirty words down the phone is about it.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Quite often
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
well yea
37. What's your favourite sexual position?
missionary.. but i love to be ridden too
38. What's your favourite sex act?
pinning a girls wrists back during sex, maybe give her a bite on the neck.. i can get very dommy >//>
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yeh
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
well


maybe Shirik.. a lot of my friends are quiet about their sexual side so i dunno x3
i have money! and i wanna comission..
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Posted 13 years agoStole off 
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
yea
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
i dont use a top sheet
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
yea
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
nope
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
A Bear
8: Do you have freckles?
several
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
i try.. but i think i look awful x.x
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
leaving an empty toilet roll tube
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Nope
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
nah
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
nope
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
nope
17: What size is your bed?
just a double
18: What is your Song of the week?
my song for a lot of the time, Lazy song : Bruno Mars
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
if they want to
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
no. >.> <.< ok i do
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Theres a lot, but i spose Twilight
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
somehwere on the moor
23: What do you drink with dinner?
all sorts
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
BBQ sauce, mayo, ketchup
25: What is your favorite food?
pizza
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
all kinds of things really. me and Jess are movie buddies
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
lolno
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
If I was paid for it then yeh
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
hmm... dunno
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
yea
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No, but Im sure I will XP
33: Ever ran out of gas?
No! cos im not a retard
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
cheese, bacon and egg. OR snep subs
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
bacon
36: What is your usual bedtime?
it varies on how tired I am so between 10pm - 2am
37: Are you lazy?
I can be
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Frankenstein
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Rat
40: How many languages can you speak?
English.. and Sailor Jack
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Not anymore
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
LEGO of course
43: Are you stubborn?
I think I am
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Leno
45: Ever watch soap operas?
lolno
46: Are you afraid of heights?
Nope
47: Do you sing in the car?
some days
48: Do you sing in the shower?
nah
49: Do you dance in the car?
CAR DANCING! :D me and my broham Tier do that all the time
50: Ever used a gun?
yea. Air rifles, BB guns, Paintball and real ones.. my brother in law has lots and im in the Navy
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
ages ago
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Musicals are great
53: Is Christmas stressful?
of course it bloody is
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
Whats that?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
not a pie fan
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
policeman
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
mmm yes and no
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
A few times
59: Take a vitamin daily?
No
60: Wear slippers?
No
61: Wear a bath robe?
yea
62: What do you wear to bed?
Depends on how bloody cold it is.
63: First concert?
never been to one
64: Asda, Tesco or Sainsburys?
Asda
65: Nike or Adidas?
Nike
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos!!!
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
No
69: Ever take dance lessons?
HAHAHAHAHA no
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
N/A
71: Can you curl your tongue?
yea
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Pffft no
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
no..
74: Own any record albums?
no
75: Own a record player?
no
76: Regularly burn incense?
no
77: Ever been in love?
I am currently
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
STOMP
79: What was the last concert you saw?
no
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
HOT, why would you drink cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
Tea
82: Sugar Cookies or snickerdoodles?
Snickerdoodles
83: Can you swim well?
Not well
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yea
85: Are you patient?
i can be..
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
Band AND DJ
87: Ever won a contest?
yea... but nothing big
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
Id never
89: Which are better black or green olives?
OLIVES? ICK!
90: Can you knit or crochet?
No
91: Best room for a fireplace?
Living room
92: Do you want to get married?
too late
93: If married, how long have you been married?
just over 2 years
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
no... i just get stroppy
96: Do you have kids?
No
97: Do you want kids?
mmm i dunno. not really.. but there are times
98: Whats your favorite color?
blues
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
my snowmew buddy Jess

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
yea
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
i dont use a top sheet
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
yea
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
nope
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
A Bear
8: Do you have freckles?
several
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
i try.. but i think i look awful x.x
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
leaving an empty toilet roll tube
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Nope
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
nah
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
nope
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
nope
17: What size is your bed?
just a double
18: What is your Song of the week?
my song for a lot of the time, Lazy song : Bruno Mars
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
if they want to
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
no. >.> <.< ok i do
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Theres a lot, but i spose Twilight
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
somehwere on the moor
23: What do you drink with dinner?
all sorts
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
BBQ sauce, mayo, ketchup
25: What is your favorite food?
pizza
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
all kinds of things really. me and Jess are movie buddies
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
lolno
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
If I was paid for it then yeh
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
hmm... dunno
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
yea
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No, but Im sure I will XP
33: Ever ran out of gas?
No! cos im not a retard
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
cheese, bacon and egg. OR snep subs
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
bacon
36: What is your usual bedtime?
it varies on how tired I am so between 10pm - 2am
37: Are you lazy?
I can be
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Frankenstein
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Rat
40: How many languages can you speak?
English.. and Sailor Jack
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Not anymore
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
LEGO of course
43: Are you stubborn?
I think I am
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Leno
45: Ever watch soap operas?
lolno
46: Are you afraid of heights?
Nope
47: Do you sing in the car?
some days
48: Do you sing in the shower?
nah
49: Do you dance in the car?
CAR DANCING! :D me and my broham Tier do that all the time
50: Ever used a gun?
yea. Air rifles, BB guns, Paintball and real ones.. my brother in law has lots and im in the Navy
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
ages ago
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Musicals are great
53: Is Christmas stressful?
of course it bloody is
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
Whats that?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
not a pie fan
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
policeman
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
mmm yes and no
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
A few times
59: Take a vitamin daily?
No
60: Wear slippers?
No
61: Wear a bath robe?
yea
62: What do you wear to bed?
Depends on how bloody cold it is.
63: First concert?
never been to one
64: Asda, Tesco or Sainsburys?
Asda
65: Nike or Adidas?
Nike
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos!!!
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
No
69: Ever take dance lessons?
HAHAHAHAHA no
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
N/A
71: Can you curl your tongue?
yea
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Pffft no
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
no..
74: Own any record albums?
no
75: Own a record player?
no
76: Regularly burn incense?
no
77: Ever been in love?
I am currently
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
STOMP
79: What was the last concert you saw?
no
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
HOT, why would you drink cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
Tea
82: Sugar Cookies or snickerdoodles?
Snickerdoodles
83: Can you swim well?
Not well
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yea
85: Are you patient?
i can be..
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
Band AND DJ
87: Ever won a contest?
yea... but nothing big
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
Id never
89: Which are better black or green olives?
OLIVES? ICK!
90: Can you knit or crochet?
No
91: Best room for a fireplace?
Living room
92: Do you want to get married?
too late
93: If married, how long have you been married?
just over 2 years
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
no... i just get stroppy
96: Do you have kids?
No
97: Do you want kids?
mmm i dunno. not really.. but there are times
98: Whats your favorite color?
blues
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
my snowmew buddy Jess
Fursuit for sale
Posted 13 years agoA sad day.. finances are a struggle for me.. so sadly I may have to sell my doggy fursuit, Duplo.
Would include:
Head, Tail, Arms and Paws
He was made by Spreebok, the paws were done by Youkapaws
He is in very very good condition, no stains.. no tears.. no damage, I looked after him very well.
He has a moving jaw, Balaclava liner with foam head...
I would ask in the region of £300 + shipping
would anyone be able to give him a new home?
PICS
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/....._962703_o1.jpg
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/.....h/IMG_0248.jpg
Would include:
Head, Tail, Arms and Paws
He was made by Spreebok, the paws were done by Youkapaws
He is in very very good condition, no stains.. no tears.. no damage, I looked after him very well.
He has a moving jaw, Balaclava liner with foam head...
I would ask in the region of £300 + shipping
would anyone be able to give him a new home?
PICS
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/....._962703_o1.jpg
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/.....h/IMG_0248.jpg
FREEBIE arts.. maybe.
Posted 13 years agoa big thank you to all!
Posted 13 years agoJess Lyra emergency commissions!
Posted 13 years ago
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3560966/
freebie arts raffle journal
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also.. she has a sale going on -> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3376435/
Make sure you read the rules.
Coat and tie per person.
Bananas
also.. she has a sale going on -> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3376435/
Make sure you read the rules.
Coat and tie per person.
Bananas
3some Art Auction
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/7778180/
jesslyra
is holding an auction and if you win.. you get to be in art with her male Okapi 'Huru' and Tiercels male griffin.
It can be clean or dirty >:3
bids start at 15gbp
OR
if you wanna try Furbuy
http://www.furbuy.com/auctions/1031203.html

is holding an auction and if you win.. you get to be in art with her male Okapi 'Huru' and Tiercels male griffin.
It can be clean or dirty >:3
bids start at 15gbp
OR
if you wanna try Furbuy
http://www.furbuy.com/auctions/1031203.html
The important things
Posted 13 years agothe important things arn't things like fast cars.. huge houses.. fat wallets.. boats.
i have a 1999 Vauxhall Corsa Diesel, a 3 bed flat.. i make it month to month and i dont have a boat.
but what i do have is a loving wife
ycats a best mate thats all but my brother
tiercel and another close friend, who has a very special place..
jesslyra
then of course theres my mother, whom without her.. i'd be nothing and my lil sister who despite our differences growing up, me and her are against the world :3
the list of other friends i have, of who are all so important to me goes on.. wildlion makarimorph thedarkhorse apes spreebok chocolatekittykatt to name but a few..
so yea.. i might not be some silver spoon fed flashy clothed twat.. but i'm still rich :3
i have a 1999 Vauxhall Corsa Diesel, a 3 bed flat.. i make it month to month and i dont have a boat.
but what i do have is a loving wife



then of course theres my mother, whom without her.. i'd be nothing and my lil sister who despite our differences growing up, me and her are against the world :3
the list of other friends i have, of who are all so important to me goes on.. wildlion makarimorph thedarkhorse apes spreebok chocolatekittykatt to name but a few..
so yea.. i might not be some silver spoon fed flashy clothed twat.. but i'm still rich :3
superior awesome X-Men art commissions. Cheap too!
Posted 13 years agothings are awesome around here :3
Posted 13 years agoyep.
lately.. home life has got a whole lot better.
it helps to have a bunch of real good friends around all the time and a loving kitty to come home to after work.
fruck yea.
lately.. home life has got a whole lot better.
it helps to have a bunch of real good friends around all the time and a loving kitty to come home to after work.
fruck yea.