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General | Posted 8 years agoWho still reads these shits?
Megaplex 2016: The Brexit of Champions
General | Posted 9 years agoWhere are you coming from?
My house. I literally live like 45 minutes from the hotel.
What day will you get there?
Wednesday
What days are you going to be at the con?
Wednesday-Monday (and then disney post con adventures)
What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
Anywhere there's booze
Who will you be rooming with?
EVERYBODY IT FEELS LIKE (double connecting rooms)
Who will you be with throughout the con?
Being a big dumb drunk animal
Relationship Status:
You trying to hit on me? GTFO! Yeah, it has a nice ring to it, don't it?
What suit(s) will you be bringing?
My room will have a whole repertoire of suits
What do you look like?
Google "Donald Trumps hates" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky"
Do you do free art?, tra...
Imma stop ya right there. No artistic skills other than coloring books and stick figures.
What panels will you be attending?
The alcohol panel in my room NO YOU CAN'T COME!
What is your gender?
Dick
Can I talk to you?
Can you? Maybe.
Can I touch you?
Only if I may touch your face with my fist
How can I find you?
Open your eyes, it's not that hard
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Why are you trying to do?
Can I buy you drinks?
Just give me your suitcase full of money already
I sure changed since my cringeful self back in the day, but I've seen some shit now *plays x-files theme*
My house. I literally live like 45 minutes from the hotel.
What day will you get there?
Wednesday
What days are you going to be at the con?
Wednesday-Monday (and then disney post con adventures)
What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
Anywhere there's booze
Who will you be rooming with?
EVERYBODY IT FEELS LIKE (double connecting rooms)
Who will you be with throughout the con?
Being a big dumb drunk animal
Relationship Status:
You trying to hit on me? GTFO! Yeah, it has a nice ring to it, don't it?
What suit(s) will you be bringing?
My room will have a whole repertoire of suits
What do you look like?
Google "Donald Trumps hates" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky"
Do you do free art?, tra...
Imma stop ya right there. No artistic skills other than coloring books and stick figures.
What panels will you be attending?
The alcohol panel in my room NO YOU CAN'T COME!
What is your gender?
Dick
Can I talk to you?
Can you? Maybe.
Can I touch you?
Only if I may touch your face with my fist
How can I find you?
Open your eyes, it's not that hard
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Why are you trying to do?
Can I buy you drinks?
Just give me your suitcase full of money already
I sure changed since my cringeful self back in the day, but I've seen some shit now *plays x-files theme*
TEE EFF EFF '016
General | Posted 10 years agoWhere are you staying?
Intercontinental Hotel
How long are you going to stay?
March 10thWednesday BITCHES!!! to 14th, 2016
Means of transportation?
Flying! :3
Sharing a room with:
These people who just wanted an in-room maid
What is your gender?
*TRIGGERED*
Relationship Status:
Debatable. But since you're asking, 99.99% chance it's not with you. (Left hand)
How old are you?
2nd stage in the adult demographic group
How tall are you?
Enough to ride roller coasters
Which languages do you speak?
Foreign and drunk
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Somewhere being fat
Who will you be with?
ALLLLLL BY MY SELLLLLLFFF (whoever wants to fill that vacancy)
Do you do free art?
Negatory
Do you do trades?
nein
Do you do commissions?
nope
What suit(s) will you have?
Mine and perhaps a taco dog
Can I dance with you?
No
Can I touch you?
You can give a formal handshake, then see where we go from there
Can I talk to you?
You can try, don't know if you'll succeed
Can I hug you?
HANDSHAKE FIRST!
Can I take photos of you/with you?
You better upload them
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
No, just gimme the cash
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Yes to both
Can I give you lots of money?
If it's not traced by the feds or drug cartels, sure
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I refer you to the handshake
Can we hang out?
Keep up, then maybe
Are you nice?
Not really, but I've been told otherwise
Other cons you may go to?
Get through this con first please
Attending any events?
Anywhere willing to provide free alcohol
How can I find you at the con?
You don't, I....FIND....YOU....
Can we go out for a dinner?
You trying to date me? NO!
Are you buying art?
Probably not
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Everything!
What is the best way to contact you?
Don't call me, I'll call you
May I kidnap you to my room?
Maybe....are you DTS?
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
803 & 632 (good luck finding me in last year's rooms)
Intercontinental Hotel
How long are you going to stay?
Means of transportation?
Flying! :3
Sharing a room with:
These people who just wanted an in-room maid
What is your gender?
*TRIGGERED*
Relationship Status:
Debatable. But since you're asking, 99.99% chance it's not with you. (Left hand)
How old are you?
2nd stage in the adult demographic group
How tall are you?
Enough to ride roller coasters
Which languages do you speak?
Foreign and drunk
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Somewhere being fat
Who will you be with?
ALLLLLL BY MY SELLLLLLFFF (whoever wants to fill that vacancy)
Do you do free art?
Negatory
Do you do trades?
nein
Do you do commissions?
nope
What suit(s) will you have?
Mine and perhaps a taco dog
Can I dance with you?
No
Can I touch you?
You can give a formal handshake, then see where we go from there
Can I talk to you?
You can try, don't know if you'll succeed
Can I hug you?
HANDSHAKE FIRST!
Can I take photos of you/with you?
You better upload them
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
No, just gimme the cash
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Yes to both
Can I give you lots of money?
If it's not traced by the feds or drug cartels, sure
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I refer you to the handshake
Can we hang out?
Keep up, then maybe
Are you nice?
Not really, but I've been told otherwise
Other cons you may go to?
Get through this con first please
Attending any events?
Anywhere willing to provide free alcohol
How can I find you at the con?
You don't, I....FIND....YOU....
Can we go out for a dinner?
You trying to date me? NO!
Are you buying art?
Probably not
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Everything!
What is the best way to contact you?
Don't call me, I'll call you
May I kidnap you to my room?
Maybe....are you DTS?
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
803 & 632 (good luck finding me in last year's rooms)
MFF (Midwest Adele Fest)
General | Posted 10 years agoRobbed from just like his $5
Where are you staying?
Hyatt Regency O'Hare
How long are you going to stay?
December 3rd to 7th, 2015
Means of transportation?
Flying! :3
Sharing a room with:
These doofs
What is your gender?
MaMALE
Relationship Status:
Forever and ever alone
How old are you?
I can rent a car
How tall are you?
tall enough to hit you with a ladder
Which languages do you speak?
Dog and dogger
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Somewhere in the hotel
Who will you be with?
[Insert person I haven't seen in ages]
Do you do free art?
Negatory
Do you do trades?
nein
Do you do commissions?
nope
What suit(s) will you have?
Mine and perhaps a taco dog
Can I dance with you?
No
Can I touch you?
You can give a formal handshake, then see where we go from there
Can I talk to you?
You can try
Can I hug you?
HANDSHAKE FIRST!
Can I take photos of you/with you?
You better upload them
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
No, just gimme the cash
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Yes to both
Can I give you lots of money?
If it's not traced by the feds, sure
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I refer you to the handshake
Can we hang out?
Keep up, then maybe
Are you nice?
Not really, but I've been told otherwise
Other cons you may go to?
Next planned is TFF
Attending any events?
Parties and more parties! The super secret Adele concert that'll take place
How can I find you at the con?
You don't, I....FIND....YOU....
Can we go out for a dinner?
You trying to date me? NO!
Are you buying art?
Probably not
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Everything!
What is the best way to contact you?
Don't call me, I'll call you
May I kidnap you to my room?
You won't like the outcome
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
Umm.......no
just like his $5Where are you staying?
Hyatt Regency O'Hare
How long are you going to stay?
December 3rd to 7th, 2015
Means of transportation?
Flying! :3
Sharing a room with:
These doofs
What is your gender?
MaMALE
Relationship Status:
Forever and ever alone
How old are you?
I can rent a car
How tall are you?
tall enough to hit you with a ladder
Which languages do you speak?
Dog and dogger
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Somewhere in the hotel
Who will you be with?
[Insert person I haven't seen in ages]
Do you do free art?
Negatory
Do you do trades?
nein
Do you do commissions?
nope
What suit(s) will you have?
Mine and perhaps a taco dog
Can I dance with you?
No
Can I touch you?
You can give a formal handshake, then see where we go from there
Can I talk to you?
You can try
Can I hug you?
HANDSHAKE FIRST!
Can I take photos of you/with you?
You better upload them
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
No, just gimme the cash
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Yes to both
Can I give you lots of money?
If it's not traced by the feds, sure
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I refer you to the handshake
Can we hang out?
Keep up, then maybe
Are you nice?
Not really, but I've been told otherwise
Other cons you may go to?
Next planned is TFF
Attending any events?
Parties and more parties! The super secret Adele concert that'll take place
How can I find you at the con?
You don't, I....FIND....YOU....
Can we go out for a dinner?
You trying to date me? NO!
Are you buying art?
Probably not
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Everything!
What is the best way to contact you?
Don't call me, I'll call you
May I kidnap you to my room?
You won't like the outcome
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
Umm.......no
No Subject
General | Posted 10 years ago...
TFF Impromptu Con
General | Posted 11 years agoSomehow the stars aligned, snowballs were sighted in hell, and I got the weekend off without requesting it for a con. With that, decided out of the blue (haha) to go to TFF. :D
Journal about nothing!
General | Posted 11 years agoYet you clicked it anyway! *throws a pie in your face*
MFF 2014
General | Posted 11 years ago*answers subject to change
Where are you coming from?
The land where Rick Scott got elected governor twice, TWICE!
What day will you get there?
Wednesday
What days are you going to be at the con?
Wednesday-Monday
What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
Seems the lobby is the best place
Who will you be rooming with?
These MoFos
Who will you be with throughout the con?
Other people, I guess
What suit(s) will you be bringing?
The one and only Ruby
What do you look like?
Mario Lopez. Don't be disappointed
Do you do free art?, tra...
How many times are we doing this?
What panels will you be attending?
Who knows, maybe by accident I'll crash one
What is your gender?
The one that doesn't need the 19th Amendment to allow me to vote in the US
Can I talk to you?
Yes, but be prepared to be manalyzed in the process
Can I touch you?
Shoulders or handshakes
How can I find you?
Check the Twatters or text/dial me at the hotline if you got it
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
For the most part, yes
Can I buy you drinks?
Just give me your money and I'll buy them for me.
Can I visit your room?
You must have made an appointment or already have prior authorization.
Are you going to any parties?
Yes I am!
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just blurt out RUBY or something. Don't you dare call me Kelvin or cute, I will smack you. Ask Kev.
Can I take your picture?
Only if you promise me you'll post it within two months and actually follow through
Are you nice?
That'll depend on you!
Goals?
Drink, be a dumb dog, snuggling cuties, and most of all MANALYZE! Schemes to make this birthday weekend a success! <3
*answers subject to change
Where are you coming from?
The land where Rick Scott got elected governor twice, TWICE!
What day will you get there?
Wednesday
What days are you going to be at the con?
Wednesday-Monday
What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
Seems the lobby is the best place
Who will you be rooming with?
These MoFos
Who will you be with throughout the con?
Other people, I guess
What suit(s) will you be bringing?
The one and only Ruby
What do you look like?
Mario Lopez. Don't be disappointed
Do you do free art?, tra...
How many times are we doing this?
What panels will you be attending?
Who knows, maybe by accident I'll crash one
What is your gender?
The one that doesn't need the 19th Amendment to allow me to vote in the US
Can I talk to you?
Yes, but be prepared to be manalyzed in the process
Can I touch you?
Shoulders or handshakes
How can I find you?
Check the Twatters or text/dial me at the hotline if you got it
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
For the most part, yes
Can I buy you drinks?
Just give me your money and I'll buy them for me.
Can I visit your room?
You must have made an appointment or already have prior authorization.
Are you going to any parties?
Yes I am!
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just blurt out RUBY or something. Don't you dare call me Kelvin or cute, I will smack you. Ask Kev.
Can I take your picture?
Only if you promise me you'll post it within two months and actually follow through
Are you nice?
That'll depend on you!
Goals?
Drink, be a dumb dog, snuggling cuties, and most of all MANALYZE! Schemes to make this birthday weekend a success! <3
*answers subject to change
Eh, What the Hell...
General | Posted 11 years ago...just a lot of things on my mind, don't know where to start. Miss a lot you guys I've met the past couple cons. Really happy for those friends who have found someone special in their lives recently, you guys deserve someone who makes you happy. Wishing to redo some recent events differently. Hopefully moving sometime around MFF, which I'll see you there if you're going. Working all the time, so almost have no time for anything but work and sleep. Not much else. Nothing big planned other than moving and MFF. Everything else's shipshape. Don't know what else is there to think about. Hope everyone's doing alright.
Fantasy Football League
General | Posted 11 years agoI set up a fantasy football league for the upcoming NFL season. I still need up to 6 people to join. The draft is set for Thursday, August 21 at 8pm EDT. If you're interested in joining, you can reply here or DM/reply on my twitter so I can send you an invite.
Megaplex 2014
General | Posted 11 years ago*answers subject to change
Where are you coming from?
Work!
What day will you get there?
Thursday
What days are you going to be at the con?
Thursday-Monday
What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
The first place you spot me, I guess
Who will you be rooming with?
These MoFos
and Zero
Who will you be with throughout the con?
Either scheming or working.
What suit(s) will you be bringing?
Umm...Ruby? I would love to play some friend's characters if they're okay with it.
What do you look like?
I look like a mess
Do you do free art?, tra...
Am I gonna have to choke a bitch?
What panels will you be attending?
I might crash one for a video XD
What is your gender?
The one that pays me 100 cents on the dollar for doing the same job XD
Can I talk to you?
About what?
Can I touch you?
You wouldn't want to.
How can I find you?
Check the Twatters. If you have access to the hotline, you are more than welcomed to use it to reach me.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Because of work, those are super limited.
Can I buy you drinks?
Just give me your money and I'll buy them for me.
Can I visit your room?
You must have made an appointment or already have prior authorization.
Are you going to any parties?
It's party central, of course!
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just start making it rain, I might appear and do booty dances
Can I take your picture?
Since I will have my own private photographer, you may request your own for a nominal fee.
Are you nice?
Right back at ya!
*answers subject to change
Where are you coming from?
Work!
What day will you get there?
Thursday
What days are you going to be at the con?
Thursday-Monday
What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
The first place you spot me, I guess
Who will you be rooming with?
These MoFos
and ZeroWho will you be with throughout the con?
Either scheming or working.
What suit(s) will you be bringing?
Umm...Ruby? I would love to play some friend's characters if they're okay with it.
What do you look like?
I look like a mess
Do you do free art?, tra...
Am I gonna have to choke a bitch?
What panels will you be attending?
I might crash one for a video XD
What is your gender?
The one that pays me 100 cents on the dollar for doing the same job XD
Can I talk to you?
About what?
Can I touch you?
You wouldn't want to.
How can I find you?
Check the Twatters. If you have access to the hotline, you are more than welcomed to use it to reach me.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Because of work, those are super limited.
Can I buy you drinks?
Just give me your money and I'll buy them for me.
Can I visit your room?
You must have made an appointment or already have prior authorization.
Are you going to any parties?
It's party central, of course!
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just start making it rain, I might appear and do booty dances
Can I take your picture?
Since I will have my own private photographer, you may request your own for a nominal fee.
Are you nice?
Right back at ya!
*answers subject to change
Anthrocon 2014 Meme
General | Posted 11 years ago*answers subject to change
Where are you coming from?
Aerial transportation
What day will you get there?
Wednesday
What days are you going to be at the con?
Wednesday-Monday
What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
I still don't know.
Who will you be rooming with?
These MoFos
Who will you be with throughout the con?
Because I was too bouncy the last time, I'm gonna try to stick with the roomies.
What suit(s) will you be bringing?
Umm...Ruby? I would love to play some friend's characters if they're okay with it.
What do you look like?
Just go to the housekeeping station and ask for Ruby! I TRIPLE-DOG-DARE YOU!
Do you do free art?, tra...
Here we go again with this crap NO!
What panels will you be attending?
That's still a thing?
What is your gender?
Engineered performance male.
Can I talk to you?
I'm sorry, what were you saying? I'm trying to answer some questions.
Can I touch you?
NO! Violation of this will result in a punch in the face.
How can I find you?
Check the Twatters. If you have access to the hotline, you are more than welcomed to use it to reach me.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
You gotta start getting your appointment requests in.
Can I buy you drinks?
Just give me your money and I'll buy them for me.
Can I visit your room?
You must have made an appointment or already have prior authorization.
Are you going to any parties?
Good luck finding me?
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
I dunno, do some sign language or something
Can I take your picture?
Better buy a new camera
Are you nice?
I still pretend to be an arrogant douche, I am an aspiring narcissist after all.
*answers subject to change
Where are you coming from?
Aerial transportation
What day will you get there?
Wednesday
What days are you going to be at the con?
Wednesday-Monday
What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
I still don't know.
Who will you be rooming with?
These MoFos
Who will you be with throughout the con?
Because I was too bouncy the last time, I'm gonna try to stick with the roomies.
What suit(s) will you be bringing?
Umm...Ruby? I would love to play some friend's characters if they're okay with it.
What do you look like?
Just go to the housekeeping station and ask for Ruby! I TRIPLE-DOG-DARE YOU!
Do you do free art?, tra...
Here we go again with this crap NO!
What panels will you be attending?
That's still a thing?
What is your gender?
Engineered performance male.
Can I talk to you?
I'm sorry, what were you saying? I'm trying to answer some questions.
Can I touch you?
NO! Violation of this will result in a punch in the face.
How can I find you?
Check the Twatters. If you have access to the hotline, you are more than welcomed to use it to reach me.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
You gotta start getting your appointment requests in.
Can I buy you drinks?
Just give me your money and I'll buy them for me.
Can I visit your room?
You must have made an appointment or already have prior authorization.
Are you going to any parties?
Good luck finding me?
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
I dunno, do some sign language or something
Can I take your picture?
Better buy a new camera
Are you nice?
I still pretend to be an arrogant douche, I am an aspiring narcissist after all.
*answers subject to change
Turn down for FWAp
General | Posted 11 years agoThis con.
I don't know what to say.
Lot of good times were had. Having my fursuit arrive at the con hotel. Putting him on for the first time, which is funny cause as soon as I finish putting him on, my roomies and local friends walked into my room and were just amazed. So I still managed to surprise them with my suit in a way without having to use my scheme. I can't thank
enough for making it all happen, that was just top shelf right there. I WAS SO GLAD I DID NOT HAVE TO SIT IN THE DARK CORNER OF THE ROOM THE ENTIRE CON. XD
Friday was just awesome and weird. Why? I blame it on whiskey pong. Me losing that match equated to 10 shots of Red Stag, add that to all the Fireball and mixers I had, it's amazing I only blacked out for two hours XD After that was all said and done, I went down to suit some more while attending part of the dances.
Saturday was another up and down day. Hung out with some of my local crew as well as getting to know
for a bit. Did some mid afternoon suiting and went to Flip Burger for dinner. Place is fucking delicious. Started to get a bit bummed out during the dance comp because I planned on trying out in a duo, but things and life got in the way that there was no time to rehearse. Also the fact that I couldn't suit in...that...yea. But anyway, went to dance and then had some chill beers with 
up in his room. Now, what better way to end the night than a 4am Waffle House adventure with 
and 
in Atlanta where a homeless cracklady tries to tell Jhusky something and he just goes NO!
Sunday, not much went on. Did a fursuit photo shoot, IMPROMPTU POOL PARTY with NOISE COMPLAINT and dinner at Vortex. That last night, after the dead dog dances, I spent pretty much the rest of the night with Jhusky. He's such an awesome guy, I am very lucky to have met him finally.
And then Monday happened and we all went home.
Seriously though, if it weren't for you guys there, it would not have been as special. I love you guys and look forward to seeing you again someday <3
OH YEAH! AND
ATIMIST IS A JERK! <3333
http://youtu.be/uyeHAAZJayQ
I don't know what to say.
Lot of good times were had. Having my fursuit arrive at the con hotel. Putting him on for the first time, which is funny cause as soon as I finish putting him on, my roomies and local friends walked into my room and were just amazed. So I still managed to surprise them with my suit in a way without having to use my scheme. I can't thank
enough for making it all happen, that was just top shelf right there. I WAS SO GLAD I DID NOT HAVE TO SIT IN THE DARK CORNER OF THE ROOM THE ENTIRE CON. XDFriday was just awesome and weird. Why? I blame it on whiskey pong. Me losing that match equated to 10 shots of Red Stag, add that to all the Fireball and mixers I had, it's amazing I only blacked out for two hours XD After that was all said and done, I went down to suit some more while attending part of the dances.
Saturday was another up and down day. Hung out with some of my local crew as well as getting to know
for a bit. Did some mid afternoon suiting and went to Flip Burger for dinner. Place is fucking delicious. Started to get a bit bummed out during the dance comp because I planned on trying out in a duo, but things and life got in the way that there was no time to rehearse. Also the fact that I couldn't suit in...that...yea. But anyway, went to dance and then had some chill beers with 
up in his room. Now, what better way to end the night than a 4am Waffle House adventure with 
and 
in Atlanta where a homeless cracklady tries to tell Jhusky something and he just goes NO!Sunday, not much went on. Did a fursuit photo shoot, IMPROMPTU POOL PARTY with NOISE COMPLAINT and dinner at Vortex. That last night, after the dead dog dances, I spent pretty much the rest of the night with Jhusky. He's such an awesome guy, I am very lucky to have met him finally.
And then Monday happened and we all went home.
Seriously though, if it weren't for you guys there, it would not have been as special. I love you guys and look forward to seeing you again someday <3
OH YEAH! AND
ATIMIST IS A JERK! <3333http://youtu.be/uyeHAAZJayQ
FWA FWA FWA
General | Posted 12 years ago*answers subject to change
Where are you coming from?
Driving from Orlando
What day will you get there?
Wednesday
What days are you going to be at the con?
Wednesday-Monday
What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
I don't know.
Who will you be rooming with?
These MoFos
Who will you be with throughout the con?
Definitely gonna make some time with the roomies, but it seems people want to me to bless them with my presence for some reason.
What suit(s) will you be bringing?
If it works out, you'll see a thing of blue and purple fluff. At this time, it's very doubtful. NONE!
What do you look like?
Check any bottle of hot sauce. Yeah, THAT GUY!
AND DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH ANY OF THE HOUSEKEEPING STAFF. I WILL NOT BRING YOU FRESH TOWELS!
Do you do free art?, tra...
Imma stop ya right there. My art is so bad, that I would have to PAY you to do art for you. AND NO!
What panels will you be attending?
They do panels at cons?
What is your gender?
Factory-built male.
Can I talk to you?
Why are you talking to me now? Does it look I got time for you?
Can I touch you?
You must have prior authorization, so NO! Violation of this will result in a punch in the face.
How can I find you?
Check the Twatters. If you have access to the hotline, you are more than welcomed to use it to reach me.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
You shouldn't be inviting yourself for these things. People may start to hate you and will find you as a nuisance and an annoyance.
Can I buy you drinks?
It's your money. Use it when you need it.
Can I visit your room?
You must have made an appointment or already have prior authorization.
Are you going to any parties?
You gonna follow me to one? Question is, which one?
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
See me? Pffft, good luck with that. I struggle seeing over the counter, which makes it impossible to find me in a crowd of people.
Can I take your picture?
HELL NO!
Are you nice?
You just read this entire meme. About halfway, you're already thinking that I'm an arrogant douche who just goes around and is dick to everyone. What would give you any impression that I'm not this way IRL?
By meeting me IRL, cause that's what we do at cons, right? <3
Many people I expect to see for the first time. Looking to have the time of my life.
*answers subject to change
Where are you coming from?
Driving from Orlando
What day will you get there?
Wednesday
What days are you going to be at the con?
Wednesday-Monday
What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
I don't know.
Who will you be rooming with?
These MoFos
Who will you be with throughout the con?
Definitely gonna make some time with the roomies, but it seems people want to me to bless them with my presence for some reason.
What suit(s) will you be bringing?
What do you look like?
Check any bottle of hot sauce. Yeah, THAT GUY!
AND DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH ANY OF THE HOUSEKEEPING STAFF. I WILL NOT BRING YOU FRESH TOWELS!
Do you do free art?, tra...
Imma stop ya right there. My art is so bad, that I would have to PAY you to do art for you. AND NO!
What panels will you be attending?
They do panels at cons?
What is your gender?
Factory-built male.
Can I talk to you?
Why are you talking to me now? Does it look I got time for you?
Can I touch you?
You must have prior authorization, so NO! Violation of this will result in a punch in the face.
How can I find you?
Check the Twatters. If you have access to the hotline, you are more than welcomed to use it to reach me.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
You shouldn't be inviting yourself for these things. People may start to hate you and will find you as a nuisance and an annoyance.
Can I buy you drinks?
It's your money. Use it when you need it.
Can I visit your room?
You must have made an appointment or already have prior authorization.
Are you going to any parties?
You gonna follow me to one? Question is, which one?
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
See me? Pffft, good luck with that. I struggle seeing over the counter, which makes it impossible to find me in a crowd of people.
Can I take your picture?
HELL NO!
Are you nice?
You just read this entire meme. About halfway, you're already thinking that I'm an arrogant douche who just goes around and is dick to everyone. What would give you any impression that I'm not this way IRL?
By meeting me IRL, cause that's what we do at cons, right? <3
Many people I expect to see for the first time. Looking to have the time of my life.
*answers subject to change
EWC 2014
General | Posted 12 years agoJust thought I'd ask how many of you I'll be seeing in Elliot's Winter Carnival next weekend.
2013 Recap
General | Posted 12 years agoThis year, like every year, is one of those years that you really want to forget the bad times while at the same time, treasure the moments that made you smile. Basically, if you asked me how this year was for me, it would depend on either socially or personally.
Socially, it was hands down, the best year of my life. After a few months of graduating college, I felt that I needed to be out more and become socially instead of continuously solving math problems or conducting science experiments in my room. Also the fact that I realized that there were furries HERE, put the tipping point that I need to finally become active. Yea, I was shy at first, but after that feeling of acceptance, it just grew from there, and grew, and grew, and grew. Meeting even more through conventions, weekly meets, and online. And what happens? I throw down $3600 on fursuits! YAY! I would not change one thing that occurred to me socially this year. Having the friends that I have, making the plans that I have, and looking forward to having the time of my life in the upcoming year. You guys, you know who you are, I can't tell you enough how much you all mean to me. <3333333
Personally, who gives a fuck about that right now? I'm pretty sure that last paragraph made you all smile and feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Why would you want to read something not filled with joy right now? Plus, you don't need to know that shit, that's why it's personal, and it has nothing to do with furries or anything like that, I promise.
On a concluding note, I'll be getting my fursuit done in a few months, hopefully in time for FWA. All the cons I hope to go to, projects that I'll be involved in, and a really big hopeful moving out. One thing about a new year is to always strive to make it better than it was the previous.
Socially, it was hands down, the best year of my life. After a few months of graduating college, I felt that I needed to be out more and become socially instead of continuously solving math problems or conducting science experiments in my room. Also the fact that I realized that there were furries HERE, put the tipping point that I need to finally become active. Yea, I was shy at first, but after that feeling of acceptance, it just grew from there, and grew, and grew, and grew. Meeting even more through conventions, weekly meets, and online. And what happens? I throw down $3600 on fursuits! YAY! I would not change one thing that occurred to me socially this year. Having the friends that I have, making the plans that I have, and looking forward to having the time of my life in the upcoming year. You guys, you know who you are, I can't tell you enough how much you all mean to me. <3333333
Personally, who gives a fuck about that right now? I'm pretty sure that last paragraph made you all smile and feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Why would you want to read something not filled with joy right now? Plus, you don't need to know that shit, that's why it's personal, and it has nothing to do with furries or anything like that, I promise.
On a concluding note, I'll be getting my fursuit done in a few months, hopefully in time for FWA. All the cons I hope to go to, projects that I'll be involved in, and a really big hopeful moving out. One thing about a new year is to always strive to make it better than it was the previous.
So what's up?
General | Posted 12 years agoThought I'd ask what everyone else has been up to. Not much going on here, just waiting for my fursuit to be made and have FWA here already.
Secret Countdown!
General | Posted 12 years agoYeah, you know that "Secret Countdown" I was doing on twitter for a minute? Yeah, that ended today! I thank you those who found out what it was for whether you kept up with it or not! I truly appreciated your wishes.
New Twitter
General | Posted 12 years agoNo, I'm not moving accounts, more like just reallocating my thoughts into separate accounts. This one's a little more personal and reserved, so I hope you don't get offended if you send a request and I don't immediately approve.
https://twitter.com/RubyWuffsky
FOR THE RECORD, IT IS NOT AN AD ACCOUNT!!! Just an account where I put my more serious thoughts.
https://twitter.com/RubyWuffsky
FOR THE RECORD, IT IS NOT AN AD ACCOUNT!!! Just an account where I put my more serious thoughts.
Get to Know Me Better
General | Posted 12 years agoNot stealing, borrowing 
for this thing! And it's almost fucking 6am!
1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?
They just call me Kevin. People who do know it seem to call me that anyway.
2. How tall are you?
Tall enough to ride all the roller coasters
3. Natural hair color?
Black
4. What about eye color?
Brown
5. What orientation are you?
Straight
6. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Single
7. What do you do in your spare time?
Sleep, hang out, look at the internetz
8. What's your job?
Handle your food and alcohol, then make you buy all the electronics after I make drunk and fat.
9. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Living the top shelf life
10. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
Can't reach the top shelf without a ladder
11. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I tend to be a smartass
12. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Not into it, not gonna get into it.
13. Do you drink?
I make drinks for a living, of course I'm gonna drink.
14. Do you smoke?
Only secondhand, and not on purpose.
15. What are your fears?
Being a failure in the eyes of loved ones.
16. What are your dreams/goals?
To finally have a career.
17. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Yes, I did and they're all dead to me!
18. Who's your best bud?
Still up for grabs, but if you feel like you had a positive impact of my life, you're most likely in.
19. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Wild Berry Pop-tarts
20. Favorite drink?
Coke. With alcohol: Long Island Iced Teas
21. Favorite color?
I LIKE BLUE!
22. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Shapeshifting
23. Favorite movie?
Back to the Future and Jurassic Park
24. Least favorite food?
Dairy products that isn't ice cream
25. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Rib eye steak with mashed potatoes and a Caesar salad
26. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I GOT A NEW BUGATTI!
27. Most disliked bug?
Wasps
28. Most hated pet peeves?
Having to pick up other people's slack at work.
29. Dislike in life?
People being so dumb sometimes.
30. Most annoying thing?
Driving in Florida.
for this thing! And it's almost fucking 6am!1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?
They just call me Kevin. People who do know it seem to call me that anyway.
2. How tall are you?
Tall enough to ride all the roller coasters
3. Natural hair color?
Black
4. What about eye color?
Brown
5. What orientation are you?
Straight
6. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Single
7. What do you do in your spare time?
Sleep, hang out, look at the internetz
8. What's your job?
Handle your food and alcohol, then make you buy all the electronics after I make drunk and fat.
9. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Living the top shelf life
10. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
Can't reach the top shelf without a ladder
11. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I tend to be a smartass
12. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Not into it, not gonna get into it.
13. Do you drink?
I make drinks for a living, of course I'm gonna drink.
14. Do you smoke?
Only secondhand, and not on purpose.
15. What are your fears?
Being a failure in the eyes of loved ones.
16. What are your dreams/goals?
To finally have a career.
17. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Yes, I did and they're all dead to me!
18. Who's your best bud?
Still up for grabs, but if you feel like you had a positive impact of my life, you're most likely in.
19. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Wild Berry Pop-tarts
20. Favorite drink?
Coke. With alcohol: Long Island Iced Teas
21. Favorite color?
I LIKE BLUE!
22. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Shapeshifting
23. Favorite movie?
Back to the Future and Jurassic Park
24. Least favorite food?
Dairy products that isn't ice cream
25. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Rib eye steak with mashed potatoes and a Caesar salad
26. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I GOT A NEW BUGATTI!
27. Most disliked bug?
Wasps
28. Most hated pet peeves?
Having to pick up other people's slack at work.
29. Dislike in life?
People being so dumb sometimes.
30. Most annoying thing?
Driving in Florida.
100 £1 Icons by Davuu!!
General | Posted 12 years agoGetting an icon from 
, you should too! Maybe, if you can XP.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5147824/
, you should too! Maybe, if you can XP.http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5147824/
Fursuit Paid Off... Now What?
General | Posted 12 years agoI finally sent in the remaining balance needed for my fursuit on Monday. Now to play the most irritating game: the waiting game. It isn't set to be built until all the way in March. UGH!
I do still need to get my DTD done, which I hope to do by the end of the month.
I do still need to get my DTD done, which I hope to do by the end of the month.
Megaplex Photos
General | Posted 12 years agoAfter overcoming so much laziness and my increased work schedule this past week, I have finally finished uploading photos I took at Megaplex. Although, I will post some of them here, you can see the rest of them on my Flickr page
Feel free to post them on your FA page if you like with the condition that it was I, 
rubycanine who took the picture.
I hope you enjoy them. Megaplex Recap
General | Posted 12 years agoWhere do I begin?
Outright, this has become one of the most best weekends of my life. From the time I was there, to when it time to leave, I couldn't fathom how much Megaplex did for me as a person. I know this is my first con, but this was truly an amazing experience since I started coming to the meets. I can't say enough how thankful I am to have the friends that I've already made and to make new ones that made Megaplex so special to me.
-Thursday-
It was a pretty chill day, I brought in a bottle a Johnnie Walker Green Label to share with friends and those at the #432 party. After picking up my con badge and chilling in
's room, 
and I went out to Cracker Barrel to grab something to eat.
Afterwards, we all went to the bowling meet, which was a blast. I was mostly going around taking pictures of the suiters, and oh my god, were they all adorable. There I met
and 
for the first time, they were great to hang with throughout the con. After I was done taking pictures and nearly breaking my ankle, I put in a round of bowling (which I actually did suck at this time) and got my air hockey on. I later did some catching up with other meet regulars like 
and 
.
After a late night meal at Micky D's with Fudge, Gir, and Rabu, I called it a night and went home.
-Friday-
Friday, my god! What an awesome day! Hanging around the con space for opening ceremonies which was great. Trying to avoid paying for parking multiple time, Fudge, Gir, their friend Tony, and I walked to Hooters for lunch. Yea, it was fucking hot! Didn't really do much other than mingle around the dealers den, which surprisingly I didn't buy a thing. Then it was time to work, FUCK!
*Jeopardy theme while working*
Ok, I'm back, short day, YAY! This is when started to kick for me. went up to the #432 party and started to get plastered. In a span of 20 minutes, I had CHUGGED 3 pints of beer, and taken 4 shots of whiskey. I don't know how, I don't want to question how, but I somehow was able to keep my composure through the night. I bit later, I originally was going downstairs to catch
's set, but then I had the audacity of going to the hotel bar and sit at the same table with 
cerberus(Tirrel), Xzadfor, thedoggygal and Momlando. Mind I tell you I was still drinking, 3 Long Islands of course. Yet I was able to retain 80% of the conversations we had, and have a lovely time with everybody at the table. After, everyone decided to go to bed (ORLANDO!) I went over to catch a bit of darrenfox set to dance some of this alcohol out of me, only to put some back in at the suite. Not much more after that for the day.
-Saturday-
I woke up at 7:30am, walked out and for some reason, never felt my head exploded, what a miracle. Went to get breakfast and caught up sitting around with foxalbiazul lonewolfraven grandmaster and others. Later on, I went to the fursuit parade which was really fun taking pictures of the suiters. Chatted around with Rieshal and Sibir (who btw, has a super adorable otter suit). I was able to get the super sponsor lunch, and boy, was it delicious. Got to meet and spend time with
innouva such a chill guy. Next up was the Japanese Game Show Experience. It was such a cool panel, in fact, it was the only one I found worth watching. Unfortunately, I had to go back to work.
*Elevator music during work*
Had to close the bar by myself, damn! It really sucked since I missed most of Kaiza's set, but when I got there, I danced the hell out of that set. Later, I chilled with
roukan and others right by the pool. I then hung out with Rieshal and Sibir as well as other Miami furs for a late night meal at Stake N Shake, before ultimately heading to bed.
-Sunday-
This was a much more relaxing day. After watching the fursuit games that morning, I was able to have some amazingly delicious sushi up at the sponsor's lounge, which is pretty much where I spent the entire day up until the closing ceremonies. The best part of that day was that I got to enjoy some delicious pizza from Giordano's with Orlando, Momlando, Sibir, Rieshal, musicofluie
kittystarpaw Such a great time spending time with them and getting to know them more, though while they were drawing masterpieces, I ended up drawing up this piece of crap. All in all, I had a great time, and I got a sweet drawing from Orlando.
Afterwards, we got back in time for the nighttime fursuit parade, then on to the Dead Dog party in which of course Kaiza killed it enough for me to spin cones around my paws. In an effort to prolong the inevitable, I went with Izzy, Kaiza as well as some of the Melbourne furs like Darren,
dguy6789 & 
mekvyper to a final sendoff at Denny's. After saying my goodbyes, it was time to head home.
-Monday-
Not an actual con day, and I missed the chance to see izzywolfram
grandmaster
xbit rondogator toklankitsune matoakit ride White Lightning in fursuit, but I did end up riding it 55 times and witnessing Dante break the park record with 101 times.
Again, I can't thank everyone enough on here,
blueneko
kryphosdrgn for the awesome #432 suite parties, and those I missed or couldn't name for contributing to being such a great first con experience for me. The Marriot was just perfect for the convention. (Fun fact: I tried applying for a front desk spot just shortly before Megaplex in that same property)
My only regrets were that A) I didn't drink enough (surprisingly I didn't at all Saturday and Sunday) B) There were some that I said we were gonna meet, but didn't (I do sincerely apologize) and C) I'm still as shy as I was a few months ago, and if it weren't for those who approached me while I was alone, I would've had a less glamorous experience.
I can't wait to go again, I can't wait to go to FWA, or possibily MFF if work and cash allows. I can't wait to get my fursuit done. So many promising things coming up that AHHHH.
And one last thing: One of the main events of Megaplex 2014: rubycanine vs. foxamoore in a classic game of pool, THE REMATCH, ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW
Outright, this has become one of the most best weekends of my life. From the time I was there, to when it time to leave, I couldn't fathom how much Megaplex did for me as a person. I know this is my first con, but this was truly an amazing experience since I started coming to the meets. I can't say enough how thankful I am to have the friends that I've already made and to make new ones that made Megaplex so special to me.
-Thursday-
It was a pretty chill day, I brought in a bottle a Johnnie Walker Green Label to share with friends and those at the #432 party. After picking up my con badge and chilling in
's room, 
and I went out to Cracker Barrel to grab something to eat.Afterwards, we all went to the bowling meet, which was a blast. I was mostly going around taking pictures of the suiters, and oh my god, were they all adorable. There I met
and 
for the first time, they were great to hang with throughout the con. After I was done taking pictures and nearly breaking my ankle, I put in a round of bowling (which I actually did suck at this time) and got my air hockey on. I later did some catching up with other meet regulars like 
and 
.After a late night meal at Micky D's with Fudge, Gir, and Rabu, I called it a night and went home.
-Friday-
Friday, my god! What an awesome day! Hanging around the con space for opening ceremonies which was great. Trying to avoid paying for parking multiple time, Fudge, Gir, their friend Tony, and I walked to Hooters for lunch. Yea, it was fucking hot! Didn't really do much other than mingle around the dealers den, which surprisingly I didn't buy a thing. Then it was time to work, FUCK!
*Jeopardy theme while working*
Ok, I'm back, short day, YAY! This is when started to kick for me. went up to the #432 party and started to get plastered. In a span of 20 minutes, I had CHUGGED 3 pints of beer, and taken 4 shots of whiskey. I don't know how, I don't want to question how, but I somehow was able to keep my composure through the night. I bit later, I originally was going downstairs to catch
's set, but then I had the audacity of going to the hotel bar and sit at the same table with 
cerberus(Tirrel), Xzadfor, thedoggygal and Momlando. Mind I tell you I was still drinking, 3 Long Islands of course. Yet I was able to retain 80% of the conversations we had, and have a lovely time with everybody at the table. After, everyone decided to go to bed (ORLANDO!) I went over to catch a bit of darrenfox set to dance some of this alcohol out of me, only to put some back in at the suite. Not much more after that for the day.-Saturday-
I woke up at 7:30am, walked out and for some reason, never felt my head exploded, what a miracle. Went to get breakfast and caught up sitting around with foxalbiazul lonewolfraven grandmaster and others. Later on, I went to the fursuit parade which was really fun taking pictures of the suiters. Chatted around with Rieshal and Sibir (who btw, has a super adorable otter suit). I was able to get the super sponsor lunch, and boy, was it delicious. Got to meet and spend time with
innouva such a chill guy. Next up was the Japanese Game Show Experience. It was such a cool panel, in fact, it was the only one I found worth watching. Unfortunately, I had to go back to work.*Elevator music during work*
Had to close the bar by myself, damn! It really sucked since I missed most of Kaiza's set, but when I got there, I danced the hell out of that set. Later, I chilled with
roukan and others right by the pool. I then hung out with Rieshal and Sibir as well as other Miami furs for a late night meal at Stake N Shake, before ultimately heading to bed. -Sunday-
This was a much more relaxing day. After watching the fursuit games that morning, I was able to have some amazingly delicious sushi up at the sponsor's lounge, which is pretty much where I spent the entire day up until the closing ceremonies. The best part of that day was that I got to enjoy some delicious pizza from Giordano's with Orlando, Momlando, Sibir, Rieshal,
musicofluie
kittystarpaw Such a great time spending time with them and getting to know them more, though while they were drawing masterpieces, I ended up drawing up this piece of crap. All in all, I had a great time, and I got a sweet drawing from Orlando.Afterwards, we got back in time for the nighttime fursuit parade, then on to the Dead Dog party in which of course Kaiza killed it enough for me to spin cones around my paws. In an effort to prolong the inevitable, I went with Izzy, Kaiza as well as some of the Melbourne furs like Darren,
dguy6789 & 
mekvyper to a final sendoff at Denny's. After saying my goodbyes, it was time to head home.-Monday-
Not an actual con day, and I missed the chance to see
izzywolfram
grandmaster
xbit rondogator toklankitsune matoakit ride White Lightning in fursuit, but I did end up riding it 55 times and witnessing Dante break the park record with 101 times.Again, I can't thank everyone enough on here,
blueneko
kryphosdrgn for the awesome #432 suite parties, and those I missed or couldn't name for contributing to being such a great first con experience for me. The Marriot was just perfect for the convention. (Fun fact: I tried applying for a front desk spot just shortly before Megaplex in that same property)My only regrets were that A) I didn't drink enough (surprisingly I didn't at all Saturday and Sunday) B) There were some that I said we were gonna meet, but didn't (I do sincerely apologize) and C) I'm still as shy as I was a few months ago, and if it weren't for those who approached me while I was alone, I would've had a less glamorous experience.
I can't wait to go again, I can't wait to go to FWA, or possibily MFF if work and cash allows. I can't wait to get my fursuit done. So many promising things coming up that AHHHH.
And one last thing: One of the main events of Megaplex 2014:
rubycanine vs. foxamoore in a classic game of pool, THE REMATCH, ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEWFursuit Update
General | Posted 12 years agoSince I've been aware of the furry fandom, I have always wanted to have a fursuit of my own. Now, I am about to make that a reality. Got a quote from and my commission slot is set for March 2014, hopefully in time for FWA. However, I plan of paying it off no later than September, making it possible to have my slot moved up in case someone flakes [insert evil smirk]. Nah, but really, this is a very happy moment for me and I just can't put into words this feeling. All I got for now is, I can't wait to open up that box and put it on for the first time. And of course, this is how I will celebrate (along with celebratory alcohol) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgYHteGOlvo
You know, the first thing I wanna do is to have a photo of me in suit with Lake Eola and Downtown in the background at night!
and my commission slot is set for March 2014, hopefully in time for FWA. However, I plan of paying it off no later than September, making it possible to have my slot moved up in case someone flakes [insert evil smirk]. Nah, but really, this is a very happy moment for me and I just can't put into words this feeling. All I got for now is, I can't wait to open up that box and put it on for the first time. And of course, this is how I will celebrate (along with celebratory alcohol) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgYHteGOlvoYou know, the first thing I wanna do is to have a photo of me in suit with Lake Eola and Downtown in the background at night!
