Age: old
Where did you grow up: here 'n there

WHAT DO YOU CALL:

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
stream

2. What is the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
cart

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
lunch bucket

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
skillet

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
sofa

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
gutter

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
porch

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
pepsi or soda. usually pepsi 'cause it's the best, ya hurrrrrrrd

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
pancakes

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
sub or hoagie

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
trunks

12. An outer piece of clothing you wear when its cold outside:
hoodie (i don't wear coats, okay)

13. The name for small lobsterlike crustaceans in bodies of fresh water.
crawfish (see also: delicious)

14. Shoes worn for sports.
sneakers

15. Putting a room in order.
tidying up

16. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
firefly

17. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
roley poley

18. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
see-saw

19. How do you eat your pizza?
folded in half, like... put your index finger in the middle of the crust, and fold the ends of the crust up toward each other

20. The season after summer.
autumn

21. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
yard sale (fun fact: when i was small i used to think this meant the people were just selling their yard, not the whole house)

22. The room where the toilets are.
washroom

23. What's the evening meal called?
dinner if it's between 3 and 7pm, supper if it's after 7pm

24. The strip of land alongside the ocean.
the shore

25. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
cellar

always the best one...
26. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
fountain

Language localisms! :

slang around here is wicked pissah. i think that's the only time i've ever actually said that phrase, even in jest. fuck boston. i hate this shithole.

i'm not even from here.

so you all have probably noticed a distinct lack of art from me lately, and me being online a lot less too. unfortunately the arthritis i have in my hands has gotten to the point that i can't do much art, and typing just exacerbates the problem.

i'll be seeing a doctor sometime in the next couple weeks, as soon as i can get an appointment, but i'm not sure they'll be able to do much for me aside from prescribe painkillers and junk. so this might be the end of furry porn from me. i need to concentrate more on work-related art with the limited amount of time i can work every day.

http://ruezyklon.furverts.net/

if you have some kind of stupid thing about FA and would rather watch me somewhere else

no backlog of old art, you still have to come here for that

i'm hella lazy and probably won't keep that as updated as i do my FA account... porn only on furverts.

whatever~ <3

i am feeling uncharacteristically productive for late winter. :3

i'm bored.

interview me.

10 questions.

merry crimmas, happy helladayz 'n shit.

all is well in zyklonheim, and as the volkaar say in graveland:

"may your hair grow long and your beard grow thick. peace be with you in all your days, until my eyes behold you again."

my pc, it is fix'd :D

motherboard died on me, which of course made everything else fail to work, even after replacing it.

stupid hard drive controllers. >:F

nothin's better than a fresh windows install though... except for finally getting done reinstalling all the little shit you forgot you need to actually do stuff online. X3

my birthday is on sunday. :V

i actually GOT STUFF this year, like... like ORANGE BOX and omg tf2 is wicked fun. and apparently there is more on the way but i have no idea what it is. this whole 'gift' thing is kinda neat. :3

and now back to work, hurf.

my mouse is dying. >:|

i'm taking a break.

everything is pissing me off.

everything i do feels forced and awkward and like i'm trying to make myself draw because i feel like it's what i should be doing, and what people expect of me.

my tools are being uncooperative, PC, software, pens, hands, mouse, tablet, muse. nothing wants to work with me or for me.

i'll be back to normal in a li'l while, i just need some time.

<3

i swear i'll post some actual art soon instead of just boring ass SL screenshots. might not be anything more interesting than a bunch of collected sketches, but it'll be something.

i think.

i need a nap. z.z

okay, back feels better. not 100% by any means but it's passable. :3

i want/need some good line art to colour. i don't feel like working on any of my own art, but i do feel like working on art in general. seriously, i need like... a colouring book or something. *_*


and i uninstalled wow because i completely ran out of HD space, but now i just want to play it. stupid... inadequate 40GB hard drive, with the contents of three other 40GB hard drives crammed into it via layer upon layer of .rar archives. ;_;

whatever though. business is good in SL, life is good in zyklonheim.

i'mma go play more disciples 2. <3

i done fucked up my back bad enough that my hands are kinda numb and tingly. i guess i either aggravated my existing pinched nerve, or pinched a new one, but either way i gotta take some time off from art again.

and just about everything else, too. D:

dammit z.z

the best part is, i don't wanna take no painkillers for it 'cause i think that's what got me into this trouble to begin with. art on vicodin, lawl. X3

man, someone needs to draw me some really gross, gratuitous, messy, jizz-soaked, hypertrophic dickgirl porn.

for reals.

ten days with no internet D: D: D:

move was pretty incident-free, new digs are adequate (if a little likely to be seen on an episode of COPS) and now i gotta get my PC set up and shit. gotta work some magic with the network cabling i have, or buy more. i dunno. i don't think what i have is long enough to reach across the room.

but i'm good, i'm alive 'n shit. ten internet-less days got me a little time to clear my head and re-calibrate the creative whatevers, or something. got some hot stuff doodled in my sketchbooks, and some good ideas to crank out on my tablet after i get my PC put back together.

zyklonheim is back in bidniss, son. ya hurrd?

moving house this weekend -_-

good to be out of this shitty situation with my soon-to-be ex-landlord, sucks to be moving back to a town i hate, full of people i hate.

man i just don't know anymore. i can't even tell if this is an improvement, or if the good parts of my new living situation outweigh the bad parts. seems like every time i figure out 'oh hey this is kinda cool, maybe it won't be so bad', i come up with a few more '... oh but this sucks'.

i'll be living with people who i'm not really uh... comfortable enough with to... uh, work on furry art around, let alone furry porn, so i dunno how much stuff i'll be posting over the next few months.

keep the faith. -_-

i'm a 'tard. there's a fix for the annoying thing i was on about in previous journal... right in the damn folder for Sai.

DURR.

dumb rue is dumb.

if anyone knows stuff about the paint program Sai, hep a brotha out. i have the english version, but the 30 day trial for it has run out. i had no idea it was even a trial in the first place. D:

so now i'm fumbling around with the untranslated japanese version and i can't make heads or tails of all the squiggly letter bits. is there another english version i should be looking for, or what? :X

i'm so confused ._.

i can host opencanvas.

:3 :3 :3

here is a random list of things i like, in no particular order. enjoy.

mint, fallout shelters, clouded leopards, anise flavoured things, black liquorice, brie, saltines with peanut butter, long coats with huge collars, spotty cats, scars, the kalevala, world of warcraft, orange juice, garlic, chocolate malts, snow, sexy man ass, fuzzy blankets, long knives, wrought iron, death metal, raiding karazhan, wolves, drawing porn, that stupid bananaphone song, feathers, neo-tribal stuff, fritos and spicy queso, my desk, itty bitty titties (on kitties), powernoise, modem sounds, black, limited palettes, monochromatism, horns, skull masks, conan the barbarian, winning random blue drops, snuggletiem with wuff, murlocs, those little chocolate-covered donuts, camel menthols, ketel one vodka and cranberry juice, fluffy things, my tattoos (but not yours), fireflies, frogs.

:3

i'm working on a SEEEEEE-CRETTTTT

some of you might know what it is!

there may be a lull in TEH PORNZ until i'm done with this. just hold on, it'll be worth the wait. sweartagod.

>:3~

i'm eatin ben & jerry's s'mores flavour ice cream for breakfast >:3~

fanks again to all you folks who have picked me up on watch over the past couple days~ <3

my art gland is kinda exhausted for the moment but i'm hoping some decent sleep will recharge it.

enjoy teh pornz, more Dead River pix coming soon~

OH ALSO I ALMOST FORGOTTED!!!

the joke

Tuesday's Here

has nothing to do with Rejected at all~

the gryphon chick is purple/green/gold, which are the colours of Mardi Gras, a holiday which follows...


FAT

TUESDAY


*crickets*

hey i thought it was clever >:|~

i keep clicking 'submit' instead of 'browse'

I GUESS THAT MEANS I NEED TO DO MORE ART :V

just to keep people in suspense here is a list of the shit i have rattling around in my empty tincan head

Dead River 02: Baptiste
Dead River 03: Gentleman Wolf
Dead River 04: The Tart

plus some various porn and cheesecake stuff, maybe some progress-sequence collages if people are interested in that sort of thing. (are you?)

depending on my inspiration level after i finish more of the Dead River series i may... MAY... might possibly maybe think about considering doing some art trade stuff.

(but probably not because i suck at doing art on demand. this ain't comcast, fool)

aaa aaaaaa aaa omg fuck i can make art again yay

plz excuse me while i roll around in the mud with my inspiration and stuff

i feel better now :3

i have developed some kinda weird fascination with drawing fat chicks or something, but i'm just gonna go with it for now and figure it out later.

haw, figure it out

welcome back to zyklonheim, doods >:3