It was a hell of a fun con! and I had a lot of fun, and met and at the chubby fur party. Aurora actually drew Ruhe as a chubby chef, so I'll get that scanned and updated. Also cot a kissing couple badge set that'll get scanned in and looked WAY too cute from an artist at con. Anyhow, I'm tired and hungry, so gonna eat & crash...

Someday soon, I may have a banned account. FA's reactions today have shown me this. See, some furries were on Tyra Banks Show today, and everyone involved has been banned from furry. As such, i knoiw in the future I'll end up with a similar ban.

As a pastry chef, many encurage me to go onto Food network Challenge. Personally, I'd rather go on The Next Food Network Star. Either way, if I was to do either, I'd run the likely risk of being banned for the simple reason of being a fur in the public view.

Though, to be honest, why are furries so scared to be in the public view? You see 'cub art', vore, scat, watersports, beastiality, and more. Someone outside this would be horrified, to be honest. As a professional who is also a furry, I work against these stereotypes daily. Some client hears I'm a furry, googles it, and I pay for YOUR crimes.

So, what do I do? Hinder my personal career and hide for the 'good of the fandom'. or say fuck it and further my own career and showcase my talent? Personally, I'm going to choose to further my career. And if i get banned from here, who cares? I'll enjoy my time here while here, and will eventually expect when I -do- go on either show to be banned afterwards for the simple reason of being a furry in the public eye.

So keep jacking off to your pretend child rape, murder, and animal sex. Keep giving THAT as the image to the world of the furry fandom. And keep banning those who show furry for what it is RIGHT NOW, for the most part.

People complain CSI was wrong, but it sure looked like the furry cons and parties I've been to. people claim Vanity Fair was wrong, but they got their facts from somewhere. Obviously people are doing these things that 'all of us' are getting blamed for. And until they are stopped, we ALL pay the price.

Look at the artists who do furry art fired from animation studios. Look at how many artists who draw anthro comics swear up and down they are NOT furries. Look at the horror on the faces of some of the con guests who made anthro cartoons or movies when they see furry fans. This is what you've made, and you expect no one to say anything about it?

So, in the end, keep watching me. One day soon, I'll end up on TV to showcase my pastry skills. And on that day, over-reacting as usual, I'll get banned from FA. But I'll still be around. Maybe not on FA, but I'll still be around in the furry fandom. Waiting and watching for the day when furry fans finally have had ENOUGH of those giving us a bad name... Finally had ENOUGH of the in-fighting and drama... Finally decide to grow up and act like ADULTS.

Check out  bowrll  touchmybadger and  Anuvia for the trail of ganking!

Where will you be?
Likely exploring the con Friday and Saturday

Where are you staying?
In the Seattle Airport Marriott

Who will you be with?
 chaosfactor6 and possibly  Eclypse

Do you do free art?
Only for friends

Do you do trades?
Sometimes, yes!

Do you do commissions?
YES!

Do you have prints/CDs?
No, sorry!

Do you do badges?
No, sorry!

Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
I'm still thinking about making a fake cake to enter into the general art show. If I was to do it, I'd have to start it VERY soon!

What is your gender?
Male


How old are you?
30

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Quite taken, thank you.

Can I touch you?
Ummmm, it depends. Have you bathed recently?

Can I touch your friends?
Same question, have you bathed recently?

Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
I don't give a fuck, really. Just don't get booted from the con, you know?

Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
It's possible, but I already have a busy schedule planned!

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Well, the fun outside the con I have planned is more of the date variety, you know?

Can I talk to you?
Sure, I don't bite... Hard...

HOW TO SPOT A RUHE
Look for http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2594810/ I'll likely be helping a fursuiter or out by the smoking area or possibly just looking for people to meet and talk with.

The do's and don'ts!
Foamy covers this FAR better than I can over at http://www.shadownetworks.org/galle.....ntion.swf.html But, I do have a few personal DO's and DON'Ts...

DON'T give me a bear hug out of the blue, pick me up, and start shaking me in joy of seeing me.
DON'T start a bunch of furs drawing on a tablecloth.
DON'T pull me into your drama.
DON'T get into a drinking contest with either Whitepaws or Uncle Kage. Just don't, trust me.
DO say hello to  2_gryphon and enjoy his show.
DO bring Purell or a similar hand sanitizer if working the artist alley and/or dealer's room. It'll help keep away the con crud.
DO bring a small bottle of Fabreeze. It helps to get rid of the smell after an unwashed fanboy walks by the fastest.

Well, that's it! Go on, if you're coming to RF, do the meme!

Well, I'm walking again for suicide prevention and awareness! I'll be walking October 10th at 10 AM in Seattle, WA. How can you help? Well, you can pledge money at http://afsp.donordrive.com/participant/ruhe to help raise $ for suicide prevention! So come on, furries! Let's do this!

Ruhe in chef whites with the jacket open to show off his chest and his fly and pants open to let his cawk and balls free as he looks away shyly...

Hot or not...?

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, leaughers...Also a quart of tequilla, a quart of rum, a case of budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendancy is to push it as far as you can...

What, was I the only one to get the reference?

Comment on this journal so I could feature your art here. :3

Rules

Well, this looks interesting...

1- For each of the first 9 people commenting here I will put their avatar and three pics I like from their gallery on the list.

2- If I feature you, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing this way the list with 10 people. (REALLY do it, ive seen people not doing this part.... so yeah don't be an ass D:)

The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone!!!

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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2437899/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2237790/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1848934/
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv.....092furry1.html

Well, fuck...

Stolen blatently from  brombear

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of FA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!)
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

Tell your friends! I'll start posting food art again in August!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2447047/
That's really a nifty idea, I think...

Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize yawls neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpses shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

Rest in Peace as the zombie we all loved forever... The world is sadder without Michael Jackson.

[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[X] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[X] You've never gotten a detention.
[X] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand-washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[X] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 24

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[X] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times.
[X] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL: 31

Food is my art. As such, i pondered the idea jokingly with  vinci_nicolaides that I should do a ustream of me working on cakes and desserts. Then I wondered, why not do a food ustream? I could even do it as a cooking show of sorts sometimes. So, would any of you watch Ruhe TV for the food porn?

AVOCADO CHICKEN
4 lg. whole chicken breasts (skinned, boned & halved)
Salt & pepper
Flour
1 avocado, mashed
1 1/2 c. grated Monterey Jack cheese
1/2 c. butter, divided
1/2 c. chopped onion
1 garlic clove, minced
8 lg. mushrooms, chopped
2 tbsp. flour
1 tsp. celery salt
1/2 tsp. pepper
1/2 c. chicken stock
1/2 c. white wine
Place boned chicken breasts between 2 sheets of waxed paper and pound them until they are about 1/2" thick. Lightly sprinkle with salt and pepper. Dust with flour. Melt 1/4 cup butter and quickly saute breasts until golden; set aside.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Melt remaining 1/4 cup butter in same skillet and saute onion, garlic and mushrooms slowly until vegetables are cooked but not brown. Stir in flour, celery salt, pepper, chicken stock and wine. Cook over low heat until thickened, about 4 to 5 minutes. Stir in mashed avocado and 1/2 cup of the grated cheese, blending well. Arrange the breasts in large baking dish. Spoon avocado mixture onto each breast and top with remaining grated cheese. Bake 10 to 15 minutes or more until chicken is cooked and cheese is melted. Makes 8 servings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o
I'll never look at trick biking the same way EVER again. Trust me, watch until the end! This is mind-blowingly cool! (And yeah, I already sent a note to Dragoneer to make this a LOTD for FA. Way too cool NOT to do that!)

*youve graduated from hot topic and now accessorize at Home Depot
*you spent more money on your new rock boots then you did on bills
*you say how much you think VNV suck, but go to every one of their shows
*you hate trance, unless it has a German guy butchering the English language
*you're too 'core' for futurepop, and now only listen to power noise
*you pay $30 for kareoke shows
*your aim handle has 23 or 242 in it
*you purposely think of nonsense stuff during the day to write on livejournal
*you like to use '1337 h4xx0r' spelling online, even though you
despise people who type like that
*your little brother is now drawing the :wumpscut: symbol on his trapper keeper
*every band you now listen to sounds like a ripoff of suicide commando
*It looks as if you are squashing bugs and doing a shoryuken uppercut
when you dance
*You've in your own way came up with a horrible way to make fun of
Velvet Acid Christ
*you think you're a musician because you pirated Fruity Loops and say
how passe the Virus sound is
*you can't keep girl's fake handles straight after you went home with
em from a club
*you ask for a girl's(or guy's) myspace instead of a phone number
*You go into over excited baby talk mode when you hear the words
"Zim", "Gir" or "anime" mentioned
*you claim your wardrobe was from some rare German ebay auction, but
it's really from Marshalls or Ross
*you lost your virginity to Apoptygma Berzerk's "Kathy's Song"
*you try to explain that it's the fashion of fascism you adore, not
the racist ideologies
*your idea of a rock idol chic went from brooding rail thin and angst
to stalky jovial UPS delivery guy
*you go to the club each week, thinking that if you miss one
week...that will be the week that rules
*you own every single EBM release since 2000, but havent bought a cd since 1999
*you think you're the shit because you once chatted with Ronan
*your cellphone ringtone is Funker Vogt's "Gunman"
*you jerk off to Popular Mechanics
*you think Feindflug is too mainstream
*your girlfriend's hair can download mp3s
*you spend way too much fucking time online

When I saw this article about Mike Gronstal's speech from the floor of the Iowa State Senate about blocking the change to Iowa's constitution and banning gay marriage, it summed up my thoughts.

Our generation doesn't follow the hate. Trust me, I live in California, and saw the hate first hand... Seeing mothers holding up signs reading 'Kill the faggots before they marry!' and the like and shouting, "Hate and bigotry is okay as long as it protects our kids!" sickened me. Personally, i think all people should get married: be they straight, gay, or even poly. If to or more people love each other, whom does it hurt if they get married?

I dunno, it just saddens me that IOWA of all places has more rights for gays than Cali, the home of San Francisco... But, at least our state is legalizing pot. That's at least one small condolence...

But yeah, when Obama's 8 years are up, we need Mike Gronstal to take over. Seriously.

You remember watching:

[o] Kenan and Kel;
[o] Doug;
[o] Ren & Stimpy;
[o] Pinky & the Brain;
[o] AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!;
[o] Rocko's Modern Life;
[o] Animaniacs;
[o] Gargoyles
[o] Hey Arnold!;
[ ] Out of the Box;
[o] Bear in the Big Blue House.
[o] You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!";
[o] You just can’t resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia born and raised...".

You remember:

[o] Step by Step;
[o] Family Matters;
[o] Dinosaurs;
[o] Boy Meets World;
[o] Full House.
[o] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons;
[o] You remember reading Goosebumps.

When everything was settled by:

[o] "Rock/paper/scissors";
[o] "Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish";
[o] "Miss Mary Mack".
[o] When kickball was something you did everyday;
[o] You used to listen to the radio all day long;
[o] Just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
[o] You remember Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis;
[o] You remember The Original Game Boy;
[o] You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny;

You remember watching:

[o] The Magic School Bus;
[o] Wishbone;
[o] Reading Rainbow;
[o] Ghostwriter.
[o] You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool
[o] You remember those "Where’s Waldo" books;
[o] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers.

You remember watching:

[o] Batman the Animated Series
[o] Aladdin
[o] Ninja Turtles;
[o] Ghost Busters.

[o] You remember Ring Pops!!!;
[o] You remember when everything was "da BOMB!";
[o] You remember boom boxes vs. CD players;
[o] Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them;
[o] You played and/or collected Pogs
[o] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere you went.

You watched the original cartoons of:

[o] Rugrats;
[o] Wild Thornberrys;
[o] Power Rangers.
[ ] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected:

[o] Beanie Babies;
[o] Pokemon cards;
[ ] Carebears;
[o] Silver dollars.

You remember when:

[o] Everyone watched the WB
[o] Everybody knew all the Pokemon by heart
[o] Digimon was still on
[o] If you even know what an original Walkman is;
[o] You know the Macarena by heart
[o] "Talk to the hand"
[o] You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary;
[o] Before the MySpace frenzy;
[o] Before the Internet & text messaging;
[o] Before Sidekicks & iPods;
[o] Before PlayStation3 or X-Box 360;
[o] Back before X-Box period;
[o] Before SpongeBob
[o] When light up sneakers were cool.
[o] When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs;
[o] When gas was $0.95 a gallon.
[o] When we recorded stuff on VCR
[o] You had slap bracelets
[o] You actually played outside until it was dark
[o] Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear;
[o] Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times;
[o] And if you remember at least half the stuff on here.

Stolen from  revadiehard

Me

My fucksona's

Mouse
My Little Pony

No clue how to do HTML tags on here... I fail at FA.
EDIT:  minnieshoof issa lifesaver!

THE MOST DANGEROUS CHOCOLATE CAKE RECIPE

A RECIPE EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
a small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.

Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.

Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts (high).

The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!

Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.

EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).

And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?

Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

Think of 20 albums that had such a profound effect on you that they changed your life or the way you looked at it. They sucked you in and took you over for days, weeks, months, or years. These are the albums that you can use to identify time, places, people, and emotions.

1) Crack The Sky - SAFETY IN NUMBERS
2) Raccoon - Rainbow Warrior
3) Dr. Auratheft - Tsunami Terror Mixxx
4) Jethro Tull - Aqualung
5) Jethro Tull - Thick as a Brick
6) Pink Floyd - The Wall
7) Matisyahu - Live At Stubb's
8) King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King
9) Metallica - Black Album
10) Beatles - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club band
11) Cruachan - Folk Life
12) Jay-Z + DJ Danger Mouse - The Grey Album
13) VNV Nation - Judgement
14) Tool - Aenima
15) James Blunt - Back to Bedlam
16) The Who - Tommy
17) Modest Mouse - Moon and Antarctica
18) South Park - Chef Aid
19) Infected Mushroom - Classical Mushroom
20) Donny Darko Soundtrack

The Rules...
Snagged from LJ

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Bold it when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie; put your guess in a comment so I can give you credit.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
6. No looking at my favorite movies on my Live Journal/Facebook/FA page.

I) I will find a substitute for sex. Sex Lite. Sex Helper. I Can't Believe It's Not Sex!

II) I'll have a coke.
 Zjonni guessed it.

III) It's the Dwarves that go swimming with little, hairy woman.

IV) There was a time when reading wasn't just for fags. And neither was writing. People wrote books and movies. Movies with stories, that made you care about whose ass it was and why it was farting. And I believe that time can come again!

V) I jumped, O my brothers, and I fell hard but I did not snuff it, oh no. if I had snuffed it, I would not be here to tell what I have told.
 MinnieShoof guessed it.

VI) I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.
 MinnieShoof guessed it.

VII) If you're going to hunt humans, you should know we travel in packs.

VIII) Is this a courting or a donnybrook? Have the good manners not to hit the man until he's your husband and entitled to hit you back.

IX) The Ancient Japanese considered the Go board to be a microcosm of the universe. Although when it is empty it appears to be simple and ordered, in fact, the possibilities of gameplay are endless. They say that no two Go games have ever been alike. Just like snowflakes. So, the Go board actually represents an extremely complex and chaotic universe.

X) Fuck it, I'll atone at Yom Kippur!

XI) For instance, we always keep our heads covered, and always wear a little prayer shawl that shows our constant devotion to God. You may ask, "How did this tradition get started?" I'll tell you! [pause] I don't know. But it's a tradition... and because of our traditions... Every one of us knows who he is and what God expects him to do.

XII) Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
 MinnieShoof guessed it.

XIII) Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
 MinnieShoof guessed it.

XIV) If we catch John Doe and he turns out to be the devil, I mean if he's Satan himself, that might live up to our expectations, but he's not the devil. He's just a man.
 MinnieShoof guessed it.

XV) You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

We all know about http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/461164/ but I've gotten a few more since then...

From furries, I was asked to make a bunny cawk cake out of carrot cake dribbling cream cheese 'cum' from the tip.

From a kinky person, they wanted a series of cupcakes with ball gags and/or cock rings atop them.

And for bachelor parties, I have gotten calls asking if i could make cakes out of various parts of the female anatomy.

Then there's the really creepy e-mail I got asking if I could make a fuckable ewe (female sheep) cake... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Though from a culinary standpoint, it's been slow on those requests due to the holidays. Let's see if i get more.