Think back eight months ago, were you single?
nerp.

What do you carry with you at all times?
spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch!

Are you a cuddler?
187% cuddler.

What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
annoying mattress protector, and maybe a laptop.

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you texted?
Monteeeeee.

How are you feeling?
feverish. lovely.

Is something wrong right now?
that yogurt is sitting weird on my stomach.

Are you mad at someone?
my ex-boss lol

How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
looks do matter. you can't have a relationship without sexual attraction. but i disagree with the being of one set "look" humans should strive for. beauty is relative.

What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
getting a text that made me blush so hard, i hid my phone under a pillow to make sure the sender couldn't see the lovely shade of purple my face turned.

How many TRUE best friends do you have?
a handful. six of one, half-a-dozen of another.

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
always. i'm unemployed and fucking loving it.

How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
dozens. but chicks have made me cry a lot, too.

Where is your number one friend on your friends list?
he was just in here giving me a chocolate-covered marshmallow egg.

Do you have anyone crushing on you?
yeah, like two or three that i know of. (that includes my fiancé!)

When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
the last day i woke up in that shitty little apartment. sometime last September.

Do you sleep with the TV on?
used to, now i chill on the radio.

Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
it is! and the bitch won't close up, haha. there's a rainbow labret shoved in there atm.

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
yes, both from illness and alcohol.

Are you jealous of someone right now?
i jelly? you jelly. he jelly? we jelly.

Where is the person you like right now?
livingroom, or grilling that chicken and beerwursts.

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
the tip of a ppppppppipe.

What are you supposed to be doing right now?
it's three o'clock in the gaddam morning, i ain't gotta do shit.

What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
jawline. same sex would definitely be hips/ass.

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
i'm a gold medalist in "changing your pants while driving."

Could you handle a long distance relationship?
haven't ever been able to.

Could you cry right now?
probably not.

Are you okay with the life you live?
it's p. gangsta.

Did you enjoy your day today?
i've been sick and in bed for like a full day. but Billy just made a delicious dinner, so i'm pretty happy.

Do you have a tattoo?
yeah, three. i have too many ideas for more, as well.

Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
yesssss

Ever had a song sang about/for you?
i was recently serenaded by a Louisianian with a ukulele.

What was the last thing you spent money for?
drugs lol

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Monte called yesterday 'cause Big Gay Mike needed a ride.

Do you call it fall or autumn?
either/or.

11:11… Make a wish?
never, that's so dumb.

Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
the love of my life. ♥

What were you up to at 9pm last night?
lover and i were headed back home from Paul. it was so good.

Do you hold grudges?
used to, but i've remedied that as of late.

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
yes, plus some. goddammit i love cocaine.

What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
love is love, do whatcha do. i'm pretty gay myself.

Who was your last text from?
Monteeee.

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yes, almost exactly three years ago.

One thing you're looking forward to?
moving to Lafayette soon.

Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
not anymore, i've become quite the bold little thing.

Has anyone ever called you sexy?
yes, but i can't ever take it seriously. i'll admit to being cute, but "sexy" just isn't a word to describe me.

What color is your camera?
poiple.

Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
nope.

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
i wear 'em on my fac(ad)e.

Are you wasting your time on someone?
kinda/sorta.

Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren't supposed to?
yesss.

By the way, what is your name?
Thamatha.

Are you currently in a relationship?
engaged to -billy-, last time i checked.

Do you give out second chances too easily?
not anymore, i've developed a very good sense of boundary.

What color is your favorite hoodie?
light gray.

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
it was my betrothed, so yes i'd certainly hope so. ♥

Four Jobs I've Had
Babysitter
Greeter/waitress at a grody deli
SuperTarget cashier
Pizza delivery girl (current)

Four Movies I Can Watch Over And Over
Pineapple Express
Strange Wilderness
Rocky Horror
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Four Places I've Lived
Parents' place, obviously
House by the college
Shitty little studio apartment (sorta)
Current apartment

Four TV Shows I Love
Venture Bros. (watching it now lol)
Southpark
Breaking Bad
Ed, Edd n Eddy

Four Places I've Vacationed
Cozumel, MX
Orlando, FL
Somewhere in the Bahamas
Belleville, KS :I

Four Of My Favorite Dishes
Cabbage casserole
Vegetarian Italian
Legit (non-box) mac n' cheese with diced tomatoes
Anything from Taco Bell

Four Sites I Visit Daily
Facebook
FA
Gmail
4chan

Four things I like to do in my spare time
Sleep
Vidja gaems
Critique movies that my friends are apeshit over (Inception suuuuuuuucked)
Cuddle ♥

So -billy- took me out for dinner and a movie for my 20th the other night, right?
We go to my fave restaurant, Chili's (NEVER AGAIN), then went to see Rango (which was FANTASTIC on so many levels).
Then we just wanted to drive and explore outside of our stompin' grounds, and ended up waaaaayy out in the sticks chasing down farmland lighthouses. Also, Surprise Rd.!
Soooo then we go to Fort Gaines, and my stomach starts feeling GAWDAWFUL. :C
We start heading back home, and I'm screaming in pain by the time we're in the parkinglot.
I make it to our porch, and yak alllllll over our neighbor's steps for a good five minutes.
So I proceed to purge from every orifice I have for the next twelve hours.
Then, on top of all this, I have to sleep on his side of the bed so I'm closer to the door and his side of the bed SUCKS SO HARD. Seriously, even my fucking collarbones hurt. D:

Up until midnight, my birthday was awesome though haha.
Guess I should've thrown a ridiculous party after all, eh?


Also, I woke up to a fat guy living on my couch. ಠ_ಠ

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yeah, my husband -billy- lol

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
While a good romp before work is always nice, I prefer nighttime lovin's.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whatever side is closest to the wall/furthest away from the door.

4. Do you masturbate?
Duh.

5. How often? Lately?
Not too often. I might have yesterday, though.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I'll let you see my tits for $30.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers; sitting in your own filth is just.. ew.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yezzir.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Not by choice, really. Porn is so disgustingly hilarious to me.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive! Lemme see some passion!

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
My husband, lol

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Like, maybe a baker's dozen.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Money, I already have love.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Biting, watersports, orgasm control.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. SIGH, I was such a bimbo in highschool. :/

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In my own bed, durr.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Probably the Dauphin Island wharf.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
I actually don't know, lol.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
YES! My boss took me just a few days ago! Fucking kickASS.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I've tried it once, and failed miserably. She was SO not into me.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I've never been kicked out of anywhere. Unlike most here, I go outside and know how to control myself.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
YES. I was on the job, delivering some pizzas n' shit to a local bar/lounge, and some motherfucker tried to pick me up. Who the fuck hits on the delivery girl?!

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Chyeah. Shit's legit.

24. What's your sexuality?
Fluctuating/evolving.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yup!

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Does in the shower count? Otherwise, no.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, and I work with my husband. SO SAD.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Dude, do you know how hard I tried to get a job at a porn shop? I've been to every one this town has to offer, lol.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Haha, no. I haven't been in one since finding employment.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
I did, but it was a gift from an ex that another ex stole from me.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
It was a white, swirly vibrator. It was appropriately dubbed "The Unicorn."

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I posted tits on 4chan once. And there's cellphone pics sent to old boyfriends. And then there was that one time with the video and shit, but I made sure that was deleted. OH, but one guy I dated in highschool recorded me giving him a blowjob, so I smashed his phone. xD

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Almost. I was über-drunk.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Duh? I was a highschool freshman at one point, too.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes, haha. Fuck you, furries.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Duuuuhh?

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The one where I'm on my back with my ankles up on Billy's shoulders. If anyone knows the name of that, please share. ♥

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Cunnilingus. Ohhh yeaah.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Chyeah. It's pretty much the best.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
The 5% of furfags who aren't virgins, lol.

My boss took me to our favorite strip joint to deliver to last night.

The hottest chick there (total Amazon) screamed into my vagina for four bucks.

And it wasn't even my money, lol


It was a fantastic night ♥


Oh also I'm thinking about maybe working there instead of pizzaing

The past few weeks of my life have been astounding.

Bought my first 8 the other night. Partied with a few of my favorite manwhores. Soooo great.

But some fuckwad smashed the shit outta my trunk yesterday while I was on the job with a goddamn pizza in my car. The ass end of my ride was completely demolished, but I got the one exhaust tip I still had as a souvenir haha. No one was hurt or anything, all I did was throw a hissyfit about my stuffed frog and giraffe getting glass all over them.

So now I'm at home with the internet and trusty ol' solitaire at my side. Whoooooo
I'm so suing for lost wages, ahaha

Moved into a new apartment, makin' bank, set a date for the wedding, and my boss is one of my bee eff effs now.
That pretty much sums it up, lol.


So what's up witchu fellas?

Someone diagnose me, please. Runny nose, black and red spots in my mucous, hacking up yellow-orange shit, sinus pressure headaches, throat is dry and rough, can't hardly hear a damn thing, and I can't taste anything, not even lemons or pickles. If this is how i'm gonna go out, I want a goddamn refund. >:C Ugh, anyway.. Moving into a new place! -billy-, Spot, Brina, and myself have a two-bedroom pad we're gonna be moving into this Saturday. Hope i'm not still sick by then. Whatever this horrificness is, it's keeping me from smoking which is making me growl at anything that moves. Which sucks. My head hurts, i'm gonna go get some Delsym and TRIP FUCKING BALLS, then get another tattoo. Yup.

yeah i dunno.



ANYWAY. With the fam now,  charis and I are chillin' like villains.
About to make some motherfuckin' sugar cookies like a BITCH.

I have some shit to upload, but godddd I don't want to even try to find my scanner. ;~;
Got some giftart from Brina that I wanna upload, tooooo. (fucking christ i turn all my friends into furfags)

Got back on 4chan the other day (after three months dry b/c of permaban and shit), and maaaan /b/ got shitty without me. Ugh. I fucking hate newfags trashing shit up.
Main bossdude (Nate) isn't trying to fire me! In fact, Spot's training me to be his replacement for when he leaves for his new job next week! :DD I wanna be an AM so baaad, just not under Nate. He's a penis, y'know.
Billy and I have set a date for the wedding! March 10, 2012. ♥
Getting some ink from a half-nigger/half-German coworker. He's the shit, for really reals.
Aaaaaand I'll have my own place before year's end! Me, -billy-, and Spot+Brina are getting a two-bedroom apartment. I'm sooo excited to have my own goddamn house again. (partypartyparty)





Anyways, happy holidays you disgusting freaks of nature.
I love you all so much. ;~;

Tell me, furries... Who the fuck lays someone off the week of fucking Christmas?
I can't afford any presents now. Motherfucker.

My asshole boss has now ruined Christmas for me.
I'm looking for another job as of now.

I wanna go back to school, something in music. I miss being happy. :/

Whatchu fags up to?
Billy just poked me in the vagina. c:

So now a "team player" means firing your best employees because they don't suck your dick?
Pardon me that I don't enjoy kissing ass 24 fucking 7 to keep a goddamn minimum wage job.
Go on and throw another fucking rag at me. Go on and do it, faggot.
No one cares whose dick you had to suck to get this job, retard. Fucking fatass child.

Uuuuugh. Stay classy, Domino's.

I'll be switching stores soon because of it. Fuck dem niggas.
My BFF/other boss/soon-to-be roommate is going to another store in the city, and I'm gonna tag along.
They need me out there anyways; their delivery times are shit and I'm the best goddamn driver at our store now.
I mean, who else could follow all traffic laws and still get food to the door in 10 minutes? Nobody but this bitch.


Also, I fucking love The Boondocks. Anime + niggers = awesome? /brainexplode

When pathetic molefreckles blow up your phone for a week solid because you've posted yourself as "in a relationship" again.
Then lie like dogs in countless whiny voicemails, all while jumping to every singe wrong conclusion there possibly could be.
I left you to run off with someone behind your back? Sure, why the fuck not? No, it couldn't've been because I've hated the mere sight of your fat, wrinkly ass for the past six months. Or because you raped me. No, never.
Sad stalkers are sad, lol

Pfffft. Sorry, dude, but you can't ever replace love with ungodly amounts of nasty three-weeks-without-bathing buttsex.

You can keep trying, though. :3

They can still watch/fave my shit?
greeeeeaat. Thanks, FA.

"brb gonna check my bank statement"
THIS IS FUN HAHAHA

also maaaan dial-up still sucks as much as it did five years ago when it was all i had

hit overtime last week. can you say "new wardrobe"? :D


brb bowl's cashed

4:00pm, -billy- and I dosed (one blotter each). I started feeling odd when I realized my legs had somehow decided to become lasagna noodles. By 5-6:00, we had wandered down to the lake where I became a child of the mud. (Billy said he prefers plants.) I then ballroom danced with a lonely little weed. He was dapper as fuck; top hat, monocle, tux, the fuckin' works. We watched the sun set, then played with the dogs for a while (though I preferred bugging the cats), then walked five miles nonstop because our legs simply wanted to. I saw a train/anglerfish monster, and was really disappointed that I never got to meet him. There was a mechanical spider, too, but he wasn't as cool. When we got back, I showered while Billy made dinner (which he said was FUCKING HARD). After dinner, we chilled out and watched American Dad, Sin City, and Dogma. We then both slept next to each other in the most beautiful way, though I can't quite place what made it so wonderful. Moral of the story: acid is really really really amazing in small doses. Dunno about big doses yet, but I'd like to experience Class 4 hallucinations. Oh, and sorry for my lack of being here lately; only dial-up here, and my phone can't load any submissions unless they're like some MSpaint kind of shit.

I have a steady place to live now. I don't want to say where, because the block feature here still allows motherfuckers to see everything I post. Fuuuuuck that. There's no internet here besides my phone, and FA takes up too much bandwidth for me to be here consistently. (Again, sorry for any misspellings; I can't see what i'm writing.) Work has been great lately! I've been getting a LOT more hours than I'm scheduled for, which is way leet. Found out that I have no credit, so there's no chance of me moving anytime soon. Been making really good friends at work, though there's a married dude there who won't stop hitting on me. What's even better is that I work with his 16-year-old son all the time, LOL. It gets awkward. I've become the resident squirrel; I can't go five minutes without someone scaring the crap outta me! It's been really nice to make really good friends at work. Aaaaaanyways, that was pretty much it. Later! <3

I go into work at 11am aftr being up for almost 40 straight hours. I was supposed to get off at 8:00, but had to leave early because I was falling asleep at the wheel. Billy droppd me off at home around 7. I show up and my mom's drunk as shit on the porch (after three months of sobriety). Normally this wouldn't be a problem, but se was supposed to pick up Josh from school after the football game (marching band ftw). I start getting pissed cause i'm tired and can't drive bcause of it. So she wants to send her equally drunk sister to get my brother. Wtf right? So I start crying and freaking out that she would put her favorite child in that kind of dangr b/c waaaaahh she's 45. I'm gathring up keys nd shit so I can drive my dad's car there (he's offshore atm) and shout something about a breathalyzer at her. We end up fighting, I threw toilet paper at her (lol) and it was a mutual agreement that I leave and don't come back. I walk through two miles of shit and decay in my flippyfloppies and then billy pickd me up and we gt a motel room for the night. Now i'm at walmart pricing new phones b/c this one will be cancelld soon. Yaaaaaaaaaay.

Did anyone else do that as a kid?
'Cause I used to seriously believe my cousin's cat Ivan was a human in a cat's body and could understand every single word I said to her. (Now I'm wondering why I called her "fatass" all the time...)
Has anyone else ever talked to animals, thinking they could understand them? 'Cause man that shit makes me feel silly now, haha


So I bought  -billy- a PS2 last night, and paypal said the payment went through, but there hasn't been any change in my bank account. I'm kinda worried 'cause this was the first time I've ever used eBay. :/
Advice/reassurance PLEASSSSSEEUH


I wish TC would get a Starbuck's or something already. I could so use one before work today, but I'd have to go like 30 min out of my way to get one, and the gas just doesn't make it worth that.

BEEN UP SINCE 2:00AM AFTER 2 HOURS OF SLEEP AND I HAVE A 9-HOUR SHIFT STARTING AT 11 hahahahaha sleepy



Also, i think I made my brother  charis quit the internet, lol
my past few submissions have been oooooooooooddd

What is your favorite Kool-Aid flavor?
I dunno if I like Kool-Aid or not, actually...

Do you have a wireless keyboard and mouse?
No lol I have a laptop

Last sporting event you watched on tv or in person?
McGill-Williamson(?) game two or three weeks ago, even though I was just there for halftime.

Who makes the best fudge?
I really don't know how to answer this question.

Do you like it when toothpaste bubbles in your mouth?
Foam = ick. I puke every morning while brushing my teeth, actually haha. So horrible. D:

Do you believe that the world is gonna end at 2012?
That should be "in 2012," and no. That's just dumb.

How many songs are on your iPod or MP3 Player?
>9000.

Have you ever made your own survey?
Once when I used to go on myspace.

Can you swear inside your house?
Uh, yeah? I'm pretty sure most people can, lol

Do you save Bed Bath and Beyond coupons?
I've never even been WAIT YES I HAVE my sheets are from there

Have you ever had a pet goldfish?
Like 40. They all died horribly, I was a terrible mom at 5.

When did you last eat waffles?
Too far back to remember.

What is the most overrated thing in your opinion?
"Gourmet" food.

Do you have a video Skype account?
newp

What color is your bed comforter?
ugly and bluegraygreen

Does being in love make you gain weight?
Only after I pull the object of my affections in. Then who the hell am I trying to impress?

Dumbest person you know? and why?
Cody. He likes to raise tail for anyone but his "mate." Mostly for rapists who have CP (both downloaded and OC) all over their laptops. True story, bro.

Do your parents have home videos of you as a kid?
Of course!

How old is your oldest cousin?
I dunno.. maybe 35-40? I have no idea how old Susy actually is, lol

If you HAD to get a tattoo, where and what would it be?
Just one? Uh... I'd start my leopard spots, or the stargazer.

Do you think Obama has tried drugs?
Probably not. He doesn't really seem like the type.

What color is your bra or boxers?
Grey/gray/HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU SPELL IT I WILL NEVER KNOW

What is your favorite radio station?
NPR. :>

What ethnicity was your last ex?
White supremacist.

What brand is your refrigerator?
Kenmore, I believe.

How many people do you know that are pregnant?
Just one atm, the rest all already have kids.

Do you have a picture with your middle finger up?
No b/c I'm not 14.

When is the last time you went to a birthday party?
Billy's last birthday down at the lake! That was scary.

What is the best thing to happen to you this year so far?
Getting this amazing job / finally getting rid of that abusive parasite.

How long have you lived in the house you live in?
almost 20 years.

Do you read a newspaper daily?
Fuck that. If I really wanted to read at a fifth grade level, I'd pick up something from Dean Koontz. *ZING*

Anything you're really afraid of?
Not realizing I've developed Stockholm syndrome again.

Do you read tabloids?
Noooo, haha

Have you ever had a really bad haircut?
Yes. D: *points to still-shaven head* I won't be happy til it's black and in dreads again. :c

Do you like your peanut butter crunchy or creamy?
Creamy, that crunchy shit kinda freaks me out.

What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
The Ring and The Grudge both really scared me at the time (around 12-14), but I haven't seen a horror movie since then.

Have you ever ridden a skateboard?
Yes, and I promptly fell on my ass. Never again.

Do you drink enough water on a daily basis?
I rarely ever drink water. Closest I get is Gatorade. :P

Would you burn the American flag for a million dollars?
I'd do it for free. It's just a fucking piece of cloth. Why the hell is that shit illegal?

The main thing you can't leave your house without?
Keys, phone, wallet, switchblade, smokes. I never go anywhere without these things.

Do you think the economy is improving yet?
iono, but i have a job now so i guess so

When was the last time you read a book?
Today! I've been reading Stephen King's Just After Sunset for the past few nights. It's been a few years since I've really been able to pick up a book and read more than the first chapter, so a collection of short stories is perfect for my ever-dwindling attention span.

Where did you get that shirt you're wearing?
Hot Topic, back when I [read:my parents] used to pay those kinds of prices for the most useless shit.

Do you play pranks on April Fools Day?
Not unless you count "HEY JOSH LOOK THE MAILMAN IS HERE HAHAHAHA MADE YOU LOOK APRIL FOOLS" when I was about nine and he was five. xP

1. What is your sign?
Pisces, Ram/Goat/Sheep

2. Where were you born?
Mobile, AL. Still here, too!

3. Describe 3 facts about yourself.
I only work the bare minimum to scrape by.
Believe it or not, I'm not addicted to anything. Everything I do is out of free choice.
SyFy B-movies make me so fucking happy.

4. Describe 3 dislikes.
Unwarranted self-importance.
Fanatics/zealots/extremists of any sort.
Blonde children. Don't ask me why, I just can't stand 'em.

5. If you had a chance to meet your idol who would it be and why?
I don't have any "idols," though it would be cool to meet like Anthony Kiedis or Will Ferrel or Stephen King or something.

6. Finish this sentence: My life is like a...
Bowl of assorted fancy nuts. Some of them kinda suck, and some make people's faces bloated.

7. Morning person or Night person?
Night person, I can't even stay awake when the sun's up.

8. What did you want to be when you were little?
Nothing. I have always wanted to be nothing.

9. What superpower would you like to have?
Shapeshifting like Mystique! That would so come in handy.

10. What would you do with 1 million dollars?
Pay off my immediate family's debt, buy some cars, build a house for myself, then stick the rest in savings and suck on it while I sit around my house doing ungodly amounts of drugs.

11. Character that bests describes you?
My fursona? Lol. I guess if you mixed Dale Denton with Ron Weasley and a squirrel, that's kinda like me? Not physically, obviously, but personality-wise.

12. Name one thing you cant live without:
Air. 8|

13. I wish I would of invented this:
Gypsy punk.

14. Do you collect anything, if so what?
Resin and nosebleeds.

15. If you can cure anything in the world, what would it be?
It's always been an aspiration of mine to cure cancer and work with regenerative cells.

Ohhhh my god this is weird. I'm on FA on my new phoooone. I really hope T-Mobile really is gonna give me the free thity days befre making me pay, haha. This probably looks really bad and spelled all wrong and shit, but i'm not used to typing with his thing yet, and the text is too tiny for me to proofread lol. So i'm really stond, chilling with my dad watching Leprecaun 3 o someting. How doesthe mtal-headed guy's headset work without lik screeching and shit? Stupid SciFi B-movies. Grumble grumble. I figured out that my phon's screen is 320x322, so i've been emailing myself wallpaper-sized doodls for myself. Now evrytime I look atmy phon, i'm snnnnnrting sugar! It's a nice little treat. :3 imma go smoke another bowl, then go see jackass. Ffffffuuuuuck yeauh

Got a new phone (picslink mine's white/pukegreen) and I haven't figured it out yet but there's no one to text this early and games are $3/mo. wtf right? :/ What happened to the 'ten bones, it's yours forever' deals?
And I was super excited about being able to play The Sims 3 somewheres... *angrily pokes laptop*

I can't even get mobile banking on the goddamn thing 'cause it's not a "smartphone," or whatever. Bitch, I paid $200 for this thing; it better wipe my fucking ass and applaud after I'm done!

But, it is pretty cool. I can actually set my phone to 'silent' and my alarm to 'ear-splittingly loud' so bitches don't wake me up before worktime. (I seem to be more popular when asleep)
I'M TALKING TO YOU, and >:C
(and also my dad 'cause he just found FA somehow LOLOLOLOL i really hope he doesn't find me)


I think this is a journal asking for phone numbers or something? I dunno, wake n' bake.
But feel free to note me your numbuh, I need more molefreckles to text at work. xP

I am so willing to live in my mom's livingroom for another year to save up enough to get one.
Totally gonna get like my musk deer character made into one, or something.
I really wanna be a big goofy fanged deer. Running around cons and shit, being silly and fun, whoooo~


I've never understood how someone can be into murrsuits. I personally don't care what gets your dick hard, but how could anyone stand the lack of true physical contact between partners? The facial expression stays the same (which is really creepy), you can't really get passionate without getting everything really gross, there's almost no foreplay access, and you can't even fucking kiss (which is like my favorite thing to do ever).

Maybe I'm just more used to making love passionately and intimately rather than humping into anything that moves. :/



ANYWAY. Have some thoughts.
*packs another bowl*

I totally have one.
And I will answer everything ever.

No matter what.


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