I have returned my friends!
Posted 10 years agoAnd I plan to stay. Most of you if not all have noticed I haven't been around, and to put your minds at ease I'll tell you what's been going on. Most of the year I've been extremely busy with college and keeping my grades high to pass each semester. I'm sure you're thinking "well that doesn't sound too bad". It's not when you have classes that work with your strengths, but not when you get classes that you have absolutely no idea what you are doing. This was the major reason for not be active on here or anything fur related. The other was a mixture of life and a sudden drop in fascination in the furry fandom. After almost a year of this my situation has changed drastically. My classes for the semester that I finished were some of the easiest, and with ease of classes I've been bumbling on the internet more and reignited my fascination in the fandom. Plus I know you guys missed me. I'm too much fun to forget about! And yes I missed you too. XP
Free chibi icons
Posted 13 years agoMy little sis
is making free icons, and you better check it out here http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3840492 or I'll never buy you a cookie.

Happy B-day to me
Posted 13 years ago*Makes a giant cake for everyone* I turned the big 21 today! You know what that means, but I'm too tired to do anything. College killed me, so no party for me*face lands in cake and snores*
College bound canine!
Posted 13 years agoYou heard right. Yours truly is going to college, and I'm getting my degree in respiratory therapy, and judging from my schedule it should be fairly easy. The only thing that wasn't exciting was the books. I officially start tomorrow, and I can't wait! Wish me luck
Random Skype game
Posted 13 years agoA little rhyme game that randomly happened when Fritz and I got bored on Skype. Enjoy.
Me: Hewwo. Hewwo. How do you do? You wuv me and I wuv you.
Fritz: Hewwo. Hewwo. Well, my dear. I just want to nom your ears*noms ears!*
Me: Hewwo. Hewwo. That's quite okay, so take my ears and nom away.
Fritz: Hewwo. Hewwo. Lemme grab both of those, and after I nom, Imma nibble your nose!
Me: Hewwo. Hewwo. My friend don't be so quick. Before you nibble you must lick.
Fritz: Hewwo. Hewwo. I'm so sowwie, how could I forget--to lick a nose so nommy.
Me: Hewwo. Hewwo. This moment has been sublime, so can we be friends all the time?
Fritz: Hewwo. Hewwo. Yesh we can, Oh most certainly! Come, let's run off and go be furry.
Me: Hewwo. Hewwo. How do you do? You wuv me and I wuv you.
Fritz: Hewwo. Hewwo. Well, my dear. I just want to nom your ears*noms ears!*
Me: Hewwo. Hewwo. That's quite okay, so take my ears and nom away.
Fritz: Hewwo. Hewwo. Lemme grab both of those, and after I nom, Imma nibble your nose!
Me: Hewwo. Hewwo. My friend don't be so quick. Before you nibble you must lick.
Fritz: Hewwo. Hewwo. I'm so sowwie, how could I forget--to lick a nose so nommy.
Me: Hewwo. Hewwo. This moment has been sublime, so can we be friends all the time?
Fritz: Hewwo. Hewwo. Yesh we can, Oh most certainly! Come, let's run off and go be furry.
Dear Fritz
Posted 13 years agoDear Fritz,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub in your closet, and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist, I'm returning your toe ring but keeping your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly, and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Please don't lick my inner thighs anymore,
Zavar
How to do this meme:
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under a bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches -
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub in your closet, and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist, I'm returning your toe ring but keeping your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly, and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Please don't lick my inner thighs anymore,
Zavar
How to do this meme:
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under a bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches -
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,
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Want to be in a comic? I know I do.
Posted 13 years agoComment and you shall know
Posted 13 years agoripped from 
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.

1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
Blue - Eiffel 65
Posted 13 years ago1. Put your Ipod on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 or more friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got it from.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Remember When - Alan Jackson
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Waltzing Matilda - Slim Dusty
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
No Love - Eminem
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Just Lose It - Eminem
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Metro Music - David Guetta
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Bridge Over Troubled Water - Johnny Cash
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
The Good Life - Three Days Grace
WHAT IS 2+2?
Pride and Joy - Stevie Ray Vaughn
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Chicago - Frank Sinatra
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
40 to 1 - Sabaton
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Pretend You Don't See Her - Jerry Vale
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Where Is the love - The Black Eyed Peas
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Feel Fine - Manian
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Diggy Liggy Lo - Jimmy C. Newman
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
The Logical Song - Scooter
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Mitternacht - E nomine
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Sunday Morning Coming Down - Johnny Cash
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
So What - P!nk
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Stampede - Chris LeDoux
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
I Wanna Be In The Cavalry - Corb Lund
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
AfterWorld - CKY
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Moonlight Gambler - Frankie Laine
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Aces In Exile - Sabaton
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
If You're Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough - Roger Alan Wade
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Monster - Skillet
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Hey Baby - Pitbull
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
One Vision- Queen
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Blue - Eiffel 65
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 or more friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got it from.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Remember When - Alan Jackson
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Waltzing Matilda - Slim Dusty
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
No Love - Eminem
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Just Lose It - Eminem
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Metro Music - David Guetta
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Bridge Over Troubled Water - Johnny Cash
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
The Good Life - Three Days Grace
WHAT IS 2+2?
Pride and Joy - Stevie Ray Vaughn
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Chicago - Frank Sinatra
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
40 to 1 - Sabaton
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Pretend You Don't See Her - Jerry Vale
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Where Is the love - The Black Eyed Peas
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Feel Fine - Manian
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Diggy Liggy Lo - Jimmy C. Newman
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
The Logical Song - Scooter
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Mitternacht - E nomine
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Sunday Morning Coming Down - Johnny Cash
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
So What - P!nk
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Stampede - Chris LeDoux
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
I Wanna Be In The Cavalry - Corb Lund
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
AfterWorld - CKY
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Moonlight Gambler - Frankie Laine
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Aces In Exile - Sabaton
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
If You're Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough - Roger Alan Wade
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Monster - Skillet
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Hey Baby - Pitbull
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
One Vision- Queen
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Blue - Eiffel 65
100 Truths
Posted 13 years ago001. Real name? – Samuel *Classified* Classified*
002. Nickname(s)? – Sammit, and Sam
003. Zodiac sign? - Virgo
004. Male or female? - Male
005. Elementary? - *Classified*
006. Middle School? – *Classified*
007. High School? - *Classified*
008. Hair color? – Brown
009. Long or short? - Short
010. Loud or Quiet? – Quiet
011. Sweats or Jeans? – Jeans
012. Phone or Camera? - Have a phone, and would love a camera
013. Health freak? – No
014. Drink or Smoke? - Drink. Rarely though
016. Eat or Drink? - Eat
017. Piercings? - No
018. Tattoos? - Not yet
HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane? - No
020. Been in a car accident? - Almost
021. Been in a fist fight? – Yes sir
FIRSTS:
022. First piercing? – Don't have any
023. First best friend? – Colby
025. First award? – Can't remember
026. First crush? – Yeah and I'm not telling
027. First pet - Honey the family dog
028. First big vacation? - New Orleans, Louisiana
LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to? – Fritz
030. Last person you texted? - I don't text
031. Last person you watched a movie with? - A family member
032. Last food you ate? – Chicken
033. Last movie you watched? – 28 Days Later
034. Last song you listened to? – I Don't Care by Fallout Boy
035. Last thing you bought? - Gasoline for my car
036. Last person you hugged? – My grandmother
FAVES:
037. Food? – I love spicy or sour
038. Drinks? – Sprite
039. Clothing? – Comfortable
040. Book? - Deathwatch
041. Music? – ANY
042. Flower? - Magnolia
043. Colors? - Whatever looks good on me
044. Movie? - The Frog Princess "You laugh and I'll rip your tongue out!" XD
045. Shoes? – Anything comfortable, but I'm usually barefoot
046. Subjects? - History, music, and art
IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [ ] kissed in the snow
048. [x] celebrated Halloween
049. [ ] had your heart broken
050. [ ] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [ ] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [ ] came out of the closet
053. [ ] gotten pregnant
054. [ ] had an abortion
055. [x] done something you've regretted
056. [ ] broke a promise
057. [x] hid a secret
058. [x] pretended to be happy
059. [x] met someone who changed your life
060. [ ] pretended to be sick
061. [ ] left the country
062. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [ ] cried over the silliest thing
064. [x] ran a mile
065. [ ] went to the beach with your best friend
066. [x] stayed single the whole year
CURRENTLY:
067. Eating? - Nothing
068. Drinking - V8 Fusion
069. I'm about to? - Go to bed
70. Listening to? – Fritz's high pitched voice XD
071. Plans for today/tomorrow? - Sleep, eat, talk to people, and repeat.
072. Waiting for? – The greatest day of my life
YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? - I'm good with them, but I don't think I want any
074. Want to get married? - One day
075. Careers in mind? – Respiratory therapist
WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips or eyes? - Eyes
077. Shorter or taller? – Can "in the middle" be an option?
078. Romantic or spontaneous? - Spontaneous
079. Nice stomach or nice arms? – Arms.
080. Sensitive or loud? – Loud
081. Hookup or relationship? - Relationship
082. Troublemaker or hesitant? - Troublemaker-cause "bad things come in twos" Danny Elfman - The Little Things XD
HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts? – No. I don't have either
084. Ran away from home? - No need. I'm happy
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense? Yes.
086. Killed somebody? - No.
087. Broken someone's heart? - Yes
088. Been arrested? – Not yet
089. Cried when someone died? - Yes.
DO YOU BELIEVE In:
090. Yourself? - Believe in yourself and you can do anything, so yes
091. Miracles? - I'm still alive. Yes
092. Love at first sight? – It's possible
093. Heaven? - Yes.
094. Santa Claus? – Yeah till I was 6
095. Sex on the first date? – Fat chance of that
096. Kiss on the first date? – Sure
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? – Yes.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? - Yes.
099. Do you believe in God? - Yes.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people and why? NO. I don't want anyone to go through this torture XD
002. Nickname(s)? – Sammit, and Sam
003. Zodiac sign? - Virgo
004. Male or female? - Male
005. Elementary? - *Classified*
006. Middle School? – *Classified*
007. High School? - *Classified*
008. Hair color? – Brown
009. Long or short? - Short
010. Loud or Quiet? – Quiet
011. Sweats or Jeans? – Jeans
012. Phone or Camera? - Have a phone, and would love a camera
013. Health freak? – No
014. Drink or Smoke? - Drink. Rarely though
016. Eat or Drink? - Eat
017. Piercings? - No
018. Tattoos? - Not yet
HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane? - No
020. Been in a car accident? - Almost
021. Been in a fist fight? – Yes sir
FIRSTS:
022. First piercing? – Don't have any
023. First best friend? – Colby
025. First award? – Can't remember
026. First crush? – Yeah and I'm not telling
027. First pet - Honey the family dog
028. First big vacation? - New Orleans, Louisiana
LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to? – Fritz
030. Last person you texted? - I don't text
031. Last person you watched a movie with? - A family member
032. Last food you ate? – Chicken
033. Last movie you watched? – 28 Days Later
034. Last song you listened to? – I Don't Care by Fallout Boy
035. Last thing you bought? - Gasoline for my car
036. Last person you hugged? – My grandmother
FAVES:
037. Food? – I love spicy or sour
038. Drinks? – Sprite
039. Clothing? – Comfortable
040. Book? - Deathwatch
041. Music? – ANY
042. Flower? - Magnolia
043. Colors? - Whatever looks good on me
044. Movie? - The Frog Princess "You laugh and I'll rip your tongue out!" XD
045. Shoes? – Anything comfortable, but I'm usually barefoot
046. Subjects? - History, music, and art
IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [ ] kissed in the snow
048. [x] celebrated Halloween
049. [ ] had your heart broken
050. [ ] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [ ] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [ ] came out of the closet
053. [ ] gotten pregnant
054. [ ] had an abortion
055. [x] done something you've regretted
056. [ ] broke a promise
057. [x] hid a secret
058. [x] pretended to be happy
059. [x] met someone who changed your life
060. [ ] pretended to be sick
061. [ ] left the country
062. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [ ] cried over the silliest thing
064. [x] ran a mile
065. [ ] went to the beach with your best friend
066. [x] stayed single the whole year
CURRENTLY:
067. Eating? - Nothing
068. Drinking - V8 Fusion
069. I'm about to? - Go to bed
70. Listening to? – Fritz's high pitched voice XD
071. Plans for today/tomorrow? - Sleep, eat, talk to people, and repeat.
072. Waiting for? – The greatest day of my life
YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? - I'm good with them, but I don't think I want any
074. Want to get married? - One day
075. Careers in mind? – Respiratory therapist
WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips or eyes? - Eyes
077. Shorter or taller? – Can "in the middle" be an option?
078. Romantic or spontaneous? - Spontaneous
079. Nice stomach or nice arms? – Arms.
080. Sensitive or loud? – Loud
081. Hookup or relationship? - Relationship
082. Troublemaker or hesitant? - Troublemaker-cause "bad things come in twos" Danny Elfman - The Little Things XD
HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts? – No. I don't have either
084. Ran away from home? - No need. I'm happy
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense? Yes.
086. Killed somebody? - No.
087. Broken someone's heart? - Yes
088. Been arrested? – Not yet
089. Cried when someone died? - Yes.
DO YOU BELIEVE In:
090. Yourself? - Believe in yourself and you can do anything, so yes
091. Miracles? - I'm still alive. Yes
092. Love at first sight? – It's possible
093. Heaven? - Yes.
094. Santa Claus? – Yeah till I was 6
095. Sex on the first date? – Fat chance of that
096. Kiss on the first date? – Sure
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? – Yes.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? - Yes.
099. Do you believe in God? - Yes.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people and why? NO. I don't want anyone to go through this torture XD
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Me meme
Posted 13 years agoBorrowed without asking from--> 
BASIC...
Name: Zavar
Birthday: 09/06/91
Height: 5" 7"
Weight: 180 lbs
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Brown with bits of grey
Race: I'm a European mutt XD
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
DO YOU...
Drink?: Right now. Nothing alcoholic
Smoke?: No
Use Drugs?: No
Cuss?: Ask me a stupid question and you'll find out
Play Any Instruments?: Trumpet, and hopefully some others
Have Any Peircings?: No
Have Any Tattoos?: Not at the moment
Like To Annoy People?: Does a fish swim?
Like Life?: Yes
Wear Make-Up?: Is dirt considered
Dye Your Hair?: No
Scream At The top of your lungs for no reason?: Not really
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: Nope
Like Pina Coladas?: Give me a few more months and I'll tell you
Like Getting Caught In The Rain?: Yes. Unless it's cold outside
ARE YOU...
Dependable?: Always
Trustworthy?: Definitely
Obsessive?: Rarely
Hyper Active?: Depends on the setting
Happy?: Most of the time
Content?: Always
Boring?: If i don't have anything to do
Violent?: Not really*punches a random stranger*
Evil?: It's so much fun to be
Hippie-Ish?: No
Shy?: Kind of
Paranoid?: Nope
Annoying?: I can be. If needed
Social?: I think so
Religious?: somewhat
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE...
TV Show?: Swamp People
Movie?: Shaun of the Dead
Band/Singer(s)?: Anyone who can actually sing
Song?: Tonight is the Night by Outasight
Book/Story?: Deathwatch
Color(s)?: Any color you can find in nature
Shape?: ?
Animal?: Anything canine related
Person(s)?: Anyone I call my friend
Smell?: The ocean
Flower?: Magnolia
Subject?: History
Board Game?: Monopoly
Musical: Phantom of the Opera
Sport?: I like anything I play in
Word?: Travel
Quote?: If it's worth a laugh.Then do it-Zavar
Hobby?: Cooking, Video Games, Comedy, Music, Anything Outdoors.
Store?: Target
Season?: Winter
Time Of Day?: Dusk
WHATS YOUR...
Worst Fear?: Being useless
Life Goal?: Live
Greatest Accomplishment?: Getting my life together
WHICH ONE...
Pepsi Or Coke?: Neither. Sprite
McDonald's Or Burger King?: I hate fast food!
Converse Or Vans?: Converse
Dogs Or Cats?: Dogs
AIM, YIM Or MSN Messenger?: MSN
Chicken Or Fish?: Chicken
Black Or White?: I don't understand the question
MTV Or FUSE?: Fuse
MP3 player, ipod or CD player?: MP3 player
Pants Or Shorts?: Pants
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
God?: Yes
Heavan & Hell?: Yes
Reincarnation?: Kinda
Yourself?: Yes
Ghosts?: Yes
UFOs? Not really
Big Foot?: You never know
Lockness Monster?: Ay lad. Nessy's out there XD
A Thing Called Love? Yes
WOULD YOU EVER...
Kill Someone Else?: How much you paying XD? If my or some I cared about's life was involved
Kill Yourself?: Never
Beg For Money?: Once and I hated to
Skydive?: Yes
Bunjee Jump?: No
Run Away From Home?: Never
Ride A Motorcycle?: Yes
Do Extreme Sports?: Yes
MORE ABOUT YOU...
Do You Own A Car?: Yes
Ever Been To Jail?: No
Ever Gotten Kicked out?: Yeah. I cussed and fought with the guy who was throwing the party
Do You Have A Job?: Not at the moment
Do You Like Taking Surveys Like This?: Yes. They're fun to do
Couldn't really sleep, so I did this. XD

BASIC...
Name: Zavar
Birthday: 09/06/91
Height: 5" 7"
Weight: 180 lbs
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Brown with bits of grey
Race: I'm a European mutt XD
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
DO YOU...
Drink?: Right now. Nothing alcoholic
Smoke?: No
Use Drugs?: No
Cuss?: Ask me a stupid question and you'll find out
Play Any Instruments?: Trumpet, and hopefully some others
Have Any Peircings?: No
Have Any Tattoos?: Not at the moment
Like To Annoy People?: Does a fish swim?
Like Life?: Yes
Wear Make-Up?: Is dirt considered
Dye Your Hair?: No
Scream At The top of your lungs for no reason?: Not really
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: Nope
Like Pina Coladas?: Give me a few more months and I'll tell you
Like Getting Caught In The Rain?: Yes. Unless it's cold outside
ARE YOU...
Dependable?: Always
Trustworthy?: Definitely
Obsessive?: Rarely
Hyper Active?: Depends on the setting
Happy?: Most of the time
Content?: Always
Boring?: If i don't have anything to do
Violent?: Not really*punches a random stranger*
Evil?: It's so much fun to be
Hippie-Ish?: No
Shy?: Kind of
Paranoid?: Nope
Annoying?: I can be. If needed
Social?: I think so
Religious?: somewhat
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE...
TV Show?: Swamp People
Movie?: Shaun of the Dead
Band/Singer(s)?: Anyone who can actually sing
Song?: Tonight is the Night by Outasight
Book/Story?: Deathwatch
Color(s)?: Any color you can find in nature
Shape?: ?
Animal?: Anything canine related
Person(s)?: Anyone I call my friend
Smell?: The ocean
Flower?: Magnolia
Subject?: History
Board Game?: Monopoly
Musical: Phantom of the Opera
Sport?: I like anything I play in
Word?: Travel
Quote?: If it's worth a laugh.Then do it-Zavar
Hobby?: Cooking, Video Games, Comedy, Music, Anything Outdoors.
Store?: Target
Season?: Winter
Time Of Day?: Dusk
WHATS YOUR...
Worst Fear?: Being useless
Life Goal?: Live
Greatest Accomplishment?: Getting my life together
WHICH ONE...
Pepsi Or Coke?: Neither. Sprite
McDonald's Or Burger King?: I hate fast food!
Converse Or Vans?: Converse
Dogs Or Cats?: Dogs
AIM, YIM Or MSN Messenger?: MSN
Chicken Or Fish?: Chicken
Black Or White?: I don't understand the question
MTV Or FUSE?: Fuse
MP3 player, ipod or CD player?: MP3 player
Pants Or Shorts?: Pants
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
God?: Yes
Heavan & Hell?: Yes
Reincarnation?: Kinda
Yourself?: Yes
Ghosts?: Yes
UFOs? Not really
Big Foot?: You never know
Lockness Monster?: Ay lad. Nessy's out there XD
A Thing Called Love? Yes
WOULD YOU EVER...
Kill Someone Else?: How much you paying XD? If my or some I cared about's life was involved
Kill Yourself?: Never
Beg For Money?: Once and I hated to
Skydive?: Yes
Bunjee Jump?: No
Run Away From Home?: Never
Ride A Motorcycle?: Yes
Do Extreme Sports?: Yes
MORE ABOUT YOU...
Do You Own A Car?: Yes
Ever Been To Jail?: No
Ever Gotten Kicked out?: Yeah. I cussed and fought with the guy who was throwing the party
Do You Have A Job?: Not at the moment
Do You Like Taking Surveys Like This?: Yes. They're fun to do
Couldn't really sleep, so I did this. XD
What meme
Posted 13 years agotaken from
kodaTheFox
(some questions you don't have to answer XD)-Zavar
What if~
♥ I died:
♥ I kissed you:
♥ I fell:
♥ I lived next door to you:
♥ I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
♥ I stole something:
♥ I was murdered:
♥ I cried:
♥ I asked you to marry me:
♥ I was hospitalised:
♥ I was turned into a zombie:
~What do you think about my~
x Personality:
x Eyes:
x Hair:
x Family:
x Smile:
~Would you~
♪ Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
♪ Keep a secret if I told you one?
♪ Hold my hand?
♪ Study with me?
♪ Cook for me?
♪ Love me?
♪ Date me?
~Have you ever ~
☼ Lied to make me feel better?
☼ Wanted to kiss me?
☼ Wanted to kill me?
☼ Broke my heart?
☼ Thought I was unbearably annoying?
☼ Hated me?
☼ Wanted to tell me something but didn't?
☼ Wondered about my sanity?
☼ Wanted to do something to me?
~More ~
► When and how did we meet?
► Describe me in three words.
► What was your first impression of me?
► What do you think of me now?
► What reminds you of me?
► Could you see us together forever?
► When's the last time you saw me?
► Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?

(some questions you don't have to answer XD)-Zavar
What if~
♥ I died:
♥ I kissed you:
♥ I fell:
♥ I lived next door to you:
♥ I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
♥ I stole something:
♥ I was murdered:
♥ I cried:
♥ I asked you to marry me:
♥ I was hospitalised:
♥ I was turned into a zombie:
~What do you think about my~
x Personality:
x Eyes:
x Hair:
x Family:
x Smile:
~Would you~
♪ Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
♪ Keep a secret if I told you one?
♪ Hold my hand?
♪ Study with me?
♪ Cook for me?
♪ Love me?
♪ Date me?
~Have you ever ~
☼ Lied to make me feel better?
☼ Wanted to kiss me?
☼ Wanted to kill me?
☼ Broke my heart?
☼ Thought I was unbearably annoying?
☼ Hated me?
☼ Wanted to tell me something but didn't?
☼ Wondered about my sanity?
☼ Wanted to do something to me?
~More ~
► When and how did we meet?
► Describe me in three words.
► What was your first impression of me?
► What do you think of me now?
► What reminds you of me?
► Could you see us together forever?
► When's the last time you saw me?
► Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?
another meme journal
Posted 13 years agostolen from 
If you comment, I will........
1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page.
2) Tell you a color you remind me of.
3) Tell you what Element I think you belong to (e.g. water, fire, air, etc.).
4) Tell you what comic, manga/anime, or video game character you remind me of.
5) Ask you a question, and you must answer.
6) Tell you something I like about you.
7) Give you a nickname.
8) Tell you the object that is to the left of me.
9) Tell you what food/ flavor/smell you remind me of
10) Tell you to do one in your journal too

If you comment, I will........
1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page.
2) Tell you a color you remind me of.
3) Tell you what Element I think you belong to (e.g. water, fire, air, etc.).
4) Tell you what comic, manga/anime, or video game character you remind me of.
5) Ask you a question, and you must answer.
6) Tell you something I like about you.
7) Give you a nickname.
8) Tell you the object that is to the left of me.
9) Tell you what food/ flavor/smell you remind me of
10) Tell you to do one in your journal too
Free commission
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SINGLE OR NOT(I did this against my will)
Posted 13 years agoSINGLE OR NOT put this as your journal & see what you get (Herpaderpa >>)
♥ = I want a relationship with you
C: = I'm falling for you
:3 = I miss you
;] = i really like you
:* = I want to kiss you
:< = I hate you
: X = I like you
O: = I like you but im in a relationship
:/ = I like you but your in a relationship
:] = You're cute
</3 = I regret leaving you
:b = We should get to know each other
;^) = We should hang out
<3 = I love you.. \o/
<:^ = i want to know you
@FT@=*stalk*
eue= You're hot
<:3 = You're a great friend
^_^ = We're friends
^.^ = We're best friends
>;3 = I want you on top
>:3 = I want on top
♥ = I want a relationship with you
C: = I'm falling for you
:3 = I miss you
;] = i really like you
:* = I want to kiss you
:< = I hate you
: X = I like you
O: = I like you but im in a relationship
:/ = I like you but your in a relationship
:] = You're cute
</3 = I regret leaving you
:b = We should get to know each other
;^) = We should hang out
<3 = I love you.. \o/
<:^ = i want to know you
@FT@=*stalk*
eue= You're hot
<:3 = You're a great friend
^_^ = We're friends
^.^ = We're best friends
>;3 = I want you on top
>:3 = I want on top
Please Help
Posted 13 years agoI'm 90% furry
Posted 13 years agotaken from 
[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 6
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 5
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 5
[x]you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 5
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[x] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 6
[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[x] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 6
[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 6
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 6
Final total: 45
Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry"

[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 6
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 5
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 5
[x]you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 5
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[x] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 6
[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[x] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 6
[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 6
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 6
Final total: 45
Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry"
Yes and No
Posted 13 years agoborrowed without asking from 
Here are the rules, ppl
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Good luck!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- Yes
Fired somebody? --- Yes
Sang karaoke? --- No
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- No
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- No
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- Yes
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- No
Been falling-down drunk? --- No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- Yes
Marched/Protested? --- No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on an amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- No
Caused someone to need stitches? --- Yes
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- No
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- No
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- Yes
Eaten cheesecake? --- No
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- No
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- No
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- No

Here are the rules, ppl
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Good luck!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- Yes
Fired somebody? --- Yes
Sang karaoke? --- No
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- No
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- No
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- Yes
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- No
Been falling-down drunk? --- No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- Yes
Marched/Protested? --- No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on an amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- No
Caused someone to need stitches? --- Yes
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- No
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- No
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- Yes
Eaten cheesecake? --- No
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- No
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- No
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- No