Oh my glob. Furry fiesta is right around the corner and I sure as Hell don't want to miss it. I'm going to have to find room mates for sure, somebody who will be cool with a smoking room as I will be bringing lost of pot if I make it this year. So I'm hoping someone will want to mooch off me enough to hit me up.

So I've decided to send everyone I can think of a personal Murry Christmas message. I hope I can spread some joy to those wonderful artists and kind souls who have entertained, intrigued, enlightened, and encouraged me throughout the years. My way of giving a little back I suppose. Have a Murry Christmas all!

Woo! I'm buying a house soon. Can't wait.

So. Here we are... Me typing, and you reading... Reading words... On uh, words on a computer... Or a phone... Maybe you just finished... Uh... Jackin' off... Maybe that's why your on your computer. Not uh... Not tired enough to fall asleep maybe... Just uh, just checking on your friends... Seeing what they are up too... Creepin' around... On the internet. I'm just going to bed myself... Getting some rest for tomorrow... Gonna jack off and poop before I fall asleep... The uh.. usual routine. Maybe... Maybe put on a movie if I'm still not sleepy... Maybe I might watch finding nemo. Or uhh... Just maybe pass out on the couch. I dunno. I don't plan these things. Who are you to tell me... That I uh... Need to plan stuff. I'm an adult... I pay bills... I can make it up as I go if I want. Do whatever I feel like. Maybe ill just get naked and stand in my window... Staring at my neighbors kids... I'm in my house... I'm an adult... I do what I want... So Fuck you. You go die. Cholo...

So, you know how food is required to list all of the things in it? like trans fats, sugar, peanut products, brown people. Well, I think that the food companies should also be required to list which products can cause terrible heartburn. because after 4 doughnuts, 2 cans of chef boy are dee, a fried pickle, tgi fridays jallapeno poppers, and a cherry lime-aid from sonic... the big ass cup that doesn't fit anywhere... I forgot where i was going with this....

Is it healthy to be sexually attracted to Satan?

Man... Furry fiesta was awesome this year. It was great getting to see everyone from the local meets, last years convention, and even all those new friends I made. I just can't wait for next year, and maybe ill even get to go to some of the other awesome conventions that are just right around the corner.

But when I do it blows my fucking mind.

Hay everyone. Sorry I'm never online. I live in backwoods now and internet is limited. Luckily I'm driving through the city, so I'm on my phone, trying.g to catch up. And its but I am still breathing. So no worries

So, I need help, or advice on modeling organic characters in maya. I'm pretty good in the program, and would upload stuff if I had any furry models. but I don't. Frankly, I don't know where to start on making smooth, organic looking models. Anyone have any advice or good tutorials?

well, the flu is almost out of my system. Thankfully it didn't last but 2 days, and by tomorrow I should be better.

Well, I hate to say it, but I contracted the flu. at tff. Yesterday I started to get sick, and today I'm miserable. If you start to get sick, head to the doctor. Its just that season. And I want everyone to know to watch out. If you haven't had a flue shot, be extra careful. I didn't have it when I went to tff, but I have it now. So I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I'm the only one of our group to get it.

Well I had the best time at furry fiesta. I went with 3 great friends, and met some really cool people. I spent $47.50 at my favorite artists table and walked away with some really cool stuff, and memories. I'll never forget the fun I had at furry fiesta, and ill never forget the people who made the whole fiesta fun. I hope to see everyone there next year, and I fully plan on being there myself.

Q: Where are you staying?
A: Probolly at the hotel across the street.

Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: dunno. ask me if your concerned.

Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: Toffee, Perry, Bluebell (aka shithead)

Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: Walking arouns, making lots of noise, and upseating the peace.

Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: Roadkill. If there is none of that, then I will settle for fast food, or bluebells cooking. (save me)

Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: Depends on my room mates. if i had my way, every night would be a room party.

Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: I wish.


PERSONAL STUFF:

Q: What is your gender?
A: the one that matters, and has rights.

Q: How tall are you?
A: 5'11''

Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: I'd love to. Would you?

Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: Call my Scriffer, Scriff, Chris, Chris Cole, Dip-Shit...

Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: before this, 1.

Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: I will own a partial.



PERMISSIONS:

Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: Oh hell yes.

Q: How can I find you?
A: Look for the most obnoxious and hillarious person around... or if you see the scowls of multuiple other people pointing in a singular direction, I will be there.

Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: no.... (yes)

Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: I will not be bringing my laptop, so no.

Q: Can I draw in your sketchbook?
A: Stop being redundant.

Q: Can I take your picture?
A: Do you want my picture?

MISCELLANEOUS:

Q: Do you do do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: Yes, as long as stick figures are okay.

Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: No.

Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: I wish I had time.

Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: Be awesome. Meet portzebie. Meet furries.

Oh my god I can't believe I get to go. But thanks to me wonderful friend bluebell, and my new friend toffee, its happening. And its going to be epic! I can't wait for a lot of things. Like being obnoxiously loud and making a scene everywhere I go. And meeting portzebie!. And possible room parties!. And so much awesome I can't even handle it!