I haven't been on here in a long time, no duh.

For a while when I tried to get onto here, I ended up getting a messed up web page that made my computer (not speakers) beep like crazy. o.O

Why did the other six Star Wars movies come out in the order of 4, 5, 6 then 1, 2, 3?
In charge of planning, Yoda was!

Americans who celebrate Thanksgiving, I hope you all have a great time with friends and family tomorrow!

Everyone else, hope you all have a great day! ;)

I don't know where I'm headed in life... only I know I'm the only one at the steering wheel.
I need to change to survive or else I'm going to hit a stupid tree.

Pepsi and cold pizza... breakfast of champions. <3

He's getting married and I cannot wait to seen him wed his sweetheart. I'm just glad he can marry legally now!!

Just saying.

Anyone have this condition? Anyone know how to prevent bouts of puking? -_-;

I'm sick of drawing with the few materials I have (no erasers fml).
So, uh...I'm writing a story. c:
It's R-Rated and it involves Vaati and Zelda from "The Legend of Zelda". Compared to the other smutty stuff on here, this fanfic is going to be a softcore erotic story. I'm not good at writing so it will be at the minimum a few days before I post it. Wish me luck!!

I haven't been on here in 4 years...you're like 'no shit', eh? oh yeah... well... I am back with new art ideas and new art too. When I get on my laptop instead of my 2DS (fucking ghetto shit right there) I will post more. It's mostly Zelda related but whatever. I shall draw them furries too.

Talk to me if you want to.

Why are you here?
There is no true reason why we are here. We are born, we live our lives and we die....then our souls either linger on the planet or move on to another host.

1. Are you single or taken?
Taken, bitches.

2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate. It tastes better.

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Awwww yeah, if you know what I mean.

4.Do you like anyone?
Yep.

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Yeah....until I found out she was a whore. >:C

6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Flo, from the Progressive commercials....or Abby from NCIS....or Jerry Trainor....hey, he's a funny guy.

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Only if I'm taken.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yup.

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Pfffft. Nah. I draw love pictures.

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
A baby with wings, flying in a diaper and shooting people in the ass with a bow and arrow....TOTALLY!!!

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Candy.

12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
I make them and send them.

13. Do you like candy hearts?
I like to draw my own messages on them...though, usually I end up drawing penises on all of them.

15. Is Valentines depressing?
If I'm single.

16. How do you feel about PDA?
Progressive Democrats of America?

17. How is your love life?
Not too bad. I don't do it often, but when I do...man, oh man is it awesome.

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No.

19. How many roses would you want?
Whatever they want to give me, I'm happy.

20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
Probably.

Apparently I missed a Pops-themed Regular Show tonight. (He's my favorite on the show)

I slept right through it. :l

I noticed people on DeviantART taking nude pictures of themselves with cheap cameras...and they get 10,000 comments saying that they are so talented. They're just naked. I know that a lot of nude models on here are great....but, some of these people aren't doing anything in their pictures. They're just naked. If you take a picture of yourself naked is it automatically art?

....

And don't get me wrong, I like artistic nudity. It's an expression of freedom, comfort, and appreciation for yourself. It's just...you can't just take a mirror picture of your tits and call it art.