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Posted 11 years agoThis journal is not in character.The young male behind the screen blows the three month layer of dust off this aspect of his life. Well..
I don't really know why I bothered to do this, after today I won't even be on much. This is my first day off of my new, and first, job and I go back to work tomorrow.
That and there'll only be maybe two people reading this, if that. No one knows me. I'm too anti-social to go out and say hi to anyone. *Nervous laughter.*
Interview Meme {Hurry For Creative Titles}
Posted 11 years agoSo yee.
The ONLY Rule: The owner MUST answer these questions in character.
(I shall.)
1.) What is your name?
She turns to the interviewer and insta-tacklepounces them, her tail wagging at the metaphorical speed of light. “I'M SHAYZAN, WHO ARE YOU, ARE YOU AN ALIEN, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!” She gets pulled off by two bovine bodyguards “Hey lemme go..!” >:l
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
“NOT AT ALL.” c:
(It's a play on my middle name, Shawnea, which I like tons better than my first.)
3.) Are you single or taken?
She blinks a few times, pausing before answering. “I'm single... Whhyyy..?”
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Her eyes narrow. “I don't talk about that.”
5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue!
...... “What?”
6.) What's your eye color?
“Well, that depends on which eye you're talking about!!~
My left is purple and my right is green~”
7.) How about hair color?
“My Mohawk's naturally a light gray, like my paws, but I dye it darker, thankyouverymuch~”
8.) Have you any family members?
She shakes her head slowly.
9.) Oh? How about pets?
She continues to shake her head.
10.) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
“PANTS, I HATE PANTS. PANTS ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL IN THE WORLD AND THEY NEED TO BE ERADICATED.”
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
“I like burning pants in an almost ritualistic way, does that count?~” She holds a lit match close to a pair of jeans.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
She tilts her head to the side. “Hasn't everyone?”
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
.... She blinks twice, her tail freezing in place. “Do I look like a killer to you.”
14.) What kind of animal are you?
The tail resumes it's upbeat wag. ”I dunno~
I'm called a Sparkle~Mutt though, cause I'm bright and everything~”
15.) Name your worst habits?
“Uuuuhhhhhmmmmm.... Procrastination, invading personal space, not getting up in the morning.. Do I have to continue?”
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
“I don't... Know anyone..”
17.) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
She gives a small hop, a wide grin on her face. “None of the above!!~”
18.) Do you go to school?
“I'm an animal... Why would I attend school..?”
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
“Yuck.”
20.) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
She slowly turns to the fourth wall and slowly blinks once before turning back to the interviewer. “I hope not... They get scary sometimes...”
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Her gaze turns to her paws, which shuffle against the ground slightly. “Hurting someone I care about..
... And being forced to wear pants.”
22.) Okay... What do you usually wear?
She looks back up at the interviewer, her ears perked. “Hoodies, mainly.. the occasional shirt.”
“NEVER ANYTHING THAT STARTS BELOW THE WAIST.”
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
“Anything but veggies!!~”
24.) Am I annoying you?
She tilts her head to the side. “No.. Why?”
25.) Well, it's still not over!
The pace of her tail wag increases. “YAY!!~”
26.) What class are you? Low class, middle class, high class?
“Uhhmmm... A hat I have says I'm “High Class,” my lack of a budget says I'm low class, and the fact that I'm a puppy dog says it doesn't matter.~”
27.) How many friends do you have?
Her tail stops wagging and her ears droop. “Uhm...”
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
The wag resumes and her ears perk back up as she starts singing. “3.1415926535897932384626433~”
29.) Favorite drink?
Her tongue lolls out and she gets a dreamy look on her face. “Blue Razzberry Kool-Aid~”
30.) What's your favorite place?
“Home I guess.. I don't go anywhere else..”
31.) Are you interested in anyone~?
“Everything's interesting~”
32.) SKIPPING. NOPE.
She tilts her head to the side, raising an eyebrow at the interviewer. “You okay, bruh?”
33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
She grimaces, and starts shaking her head. “Ew, water.. Neither.”
34.) What's your type?
“If you mean, like, type of people I'm attracted to, then I can't really answer that question.”
“But after giving it a considerable amount of thought I think I've come to the conclusion that I would probably be really happy with an upbeat femboy..”
35.) Camping or indoors?
“Camping for sure.. Just...”
“No ticks.”
She whines. “Please.”
38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
“Uuhhh-
39.) Well, it's over. Now tag some people!
“Oh. Okay. Uhm..”
“Everyone? No one's gunna see this anyway.”
The ONLY Rule: The owner MUST answer these questions in character.
(I shall.)
1.) What is your name?
She turns to the interviewer and insta-tacklepounces them, her tail wagging at the metaphorical speed of light. “I'M SHAYZAN, WHO ARE YOU, ARE YOU AN ALIEN, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!” She gets pulled off by two bovine bodyguards “Hey lemme go..!” >:l
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
“NOT AT ALL.” c:
(It's a play on my middle name, Shawnea, which I like tons better than my first.)
3.) Are you single or taken?
She blinks a few times, pausing before answering. “I'm single... Whhyyy..?”
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Her eyes narrow. “I don't talk about that.”
5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue!
...... “What?”
6.) What's your eye color?
“Well, that depends on which eye you're talking about!!~
My left is purple and my right is green~”
7.) How about hair color?
“My Mohawk's naturally a light gray, like my paws, but I dye it darker, thankyouverymuch~”
8.) Have you any family members?
She shakes her head slowly.
9.) Oh? How about pets?
She continues to shake her head.
10.) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
“PANTS, I HATE PANTS. PANTS ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL IN THE WORLD AND THEY NEED TO BE ERADICATED.”
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
“I like burning pants in an almost ritualistic way, does that count?~” She holds a lit match close to a pair of jeans.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
She tilts her head to the side. “Hasn't everyone?”
13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
.... She blinks twice, her tail freezing in place. “Do I look like a killer to you.”
14.) What kind of animal are you?
The tail resumes it's upbeat wag. ”I dunno~
I'm called a Sparkle~Mutt though, cause I'm bright and everything~”
15.) Name your worst habits?
“Uuuuhhhhhmmmmm.... Procrastination, invading personal space, not getting up in the morning.. Do I have to continue?”
16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
“I don't... Know anyone..”
17.) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
She gives a small hop, a wide grin on her face. “None of the above!!~”
18.) Do you go to school?
“I'm an animal... Why would I attend school..?”
19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
“Yuck.”
20.) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
She slowly turns to the fourth wall and slowly blinks once before turning back to the interviewer. “I hope not... They get scary sometimes...”
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Her gaze turns to her paws, which shuffle against the ground slightly. “Hurting someone I care about..
... And being forced to wear pants.”
22.) Okay... What do you usually wear?
She looks back up at the interviewer, her ears perked. “Hoodies, mainly.. the occasional shirt.”
“NEVER ANYTHING THAT STARTS BELOW THE WAIST.”
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
“Anything but veggies!!~”
24.) Am I annoying you?
She tilts her head to the side. “No.. Why?”
25.) Well, it's still not over!
The pace of her tail wag increases. “YAY!!~”
26.) What class are you? Low class, middle class, high class?
“Uhhmmm... A hat I have says I'm “High Class,” my lack of a budget says I'm low class, and the fact that I'm a puppy dog says it doesn't matter.~”
27.) How many friends do you have?
Her tail stops wagging and her ears droop. “Uhm...”
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
The wag resumes and her ears perk back up as she starts singing. “3.1415926535897932384626433~”
29.) Favorite drink?
Her tongue lolls out and she gets a dreamy look on her face. “Blue Razzberry Kool-Aid~”
30.) What's your favorite place?
“Home I guess.. I don't go anywhere else..”
31.) Are you interested in anyone~?
“Everything's interesting~”
32.) SKIPPING. NOPE.
She tilts her head to the side, raising an eyebrow at the interviewer. “You okay, bruh?”
33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
She grimaces, and starts shaking her head. “Ew, water.. Neither.”
34.) What's your type?
“If you mean, like, type of people I'm attracted to, then I can't really answer that question.”
“But after giving it a considerable amount of thought I think I've come to the conclusion that I would probably be really happy with an upbeat femboy..”
35.) Camping or indoors?
“Camping for sure.. Just...”
“No ticks.”
She whines. “Please.”
38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
“Uuhhh-
39.) Well, it's over. Now tag some people!
“Oh. Okay. Uhm..”
“Everyone? No one's gunna see this anyway.”
{Insert Witty Title Here}
Posted 11 years agoWow.
Just wow.
It's been forever since I've been on FA.
I'm.
So.
Sorry. *Cries*
I promise I'm not dead.
Well. It's probably not like anyone noticed I was gone. c:
*Prances around*
Just wow.
It's been forever since I've been on FA.
I'm.
So.
Sorry. *Cries*
I promise I'm not dead.
Well. It's probably not like anyone noticed I was gone. c:
*Prances around*
*Sustains Long Angelic Chord*
Posted 12 years agoMEET MY NEW IPHONE 5C.
MY MOMMY GOT HIM FOR ME AND I WILL LOVES HIM FOREVER AND EVER, I PROMISE TO LOVE HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM AND PET HIM AND LOVE HIM FOREVER. XD
His name is Ravioli because of an inside joke with my best girlfrand. cx
In all honesty I'm just glad I actually HAVE a phone now.
That is all. c:
MY MOMMY GOT HIM FOR ME AND I WILL LOVES HIM FOREVER AND EVER, I PROMISE TO LOVE HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM AND PET HIM AND LOVE HIM FOREVER. XD
His name is Ravioli because of an inside joke with my best girlfrand. cx
In all honesty I'm just glad I actually HAVE a phone now.
That is all. c:
Bass Rants N Stuff.
Posted 12 years agoAMG.
My orchestra teachers.
They're the bestest from da restest. KNOW WHY?
DEY GOT ME THIS NEW BASS. IT'S AN ANTIQUE JUZEK.
THE SOUND IS LIKE. JUST. YEEEESSSSS.
Like you have no idea how clear and strong the sound from this bass is.
It's just, drop-dead gorgeous.
Like it's good enough to where I can actually start shifting into 4th and 5th and thumb position and not get that screechy sound that comes from every other bass I've played. AND THE WOLF TONE ON THE D STRING IS JUST. Mmmm.
Notlikeanyonecaresoranything. o3o
My orchestra teachers.
They're the bestest from da restest. KNOW WHY?
DEY GOT ME THIS NEW BASS. IT'S AN ANTIQUE JUZEK.
THE SOUND IS LIKE. JUST. YEEEESSSSS.
Like you have no idea how clear and strong the sound from this bass is.
It's just, drop-dead gorgeous.
Like it's good enough to where I can actually start shifting into 4th and 5th and thumb position and not get that screechy sound that comes from every other bass I've played. AND THE WOLF TONE ON THE D STRING IS JUST. Mmmm.
Boredom Among Other Random Things From A Coyena
Posted 12 years agoWell, yeah, I'm pretty bored, and know that probably no one's gunna see this, but whatever :U
If you do however, see this, well good for you :D now you know that someone you don't know is bored out of their mind :D
But hnnnggg there's so many bugs in my room it's so scary ;_____;
They're watching me ;_____;
They jump like a freakin' kangaroo, but they make this clicking sound ;______;
THEY WANT MY BLOOD, THEY'RE GUNNA GET MEEEE T^T
If you do however, see this, well good for you :D now you know that someone you don't know is bored out of their mind :D
But hnnnggg there's so many bugs in my room it's so scary ;_____;
They're watching me ;_____;
They jump like a freakin' kangaroo, but they make this clicking sound ;______;
THEY WANT MY BLOOD, THEY'RE GUNNA GET MEEEE T^T
