If Burger Bard has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Burger Bard has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Burger Bard has only one fan then that is me. If Burger Bard has no fans, then that means I am no longer on Earth. If the world is against Burger Bard, then I am against the world. :)
https://orangecow.org/burgerbard/index.html

shrimp on sale at this hour, how convenient... i'm gonna take the next exit. :)

YOUTUBE'S NEW AI RESTRICTION POLICY FUCKING SUCKS

anyway uh

wake in a sweat again
another day's been laid to waste
in my disgrace
stuck in my head again
feels like i'll never leave this place
there's no escape
i'm my own worst enemy
i've given up
i'm sick of feeling
is there nothing you can say?
take this all away
i'm suffocating
tell me what the fuck is wrong with me
i don't know what to take
thought i was focused, but i'm scared
i'm not prepared
i hyperventilate
looking for help somehow, somewhere
and no one cares
i'm my own worst enemy
i've given up
i'm sick of feeling
is there nothing you can say?
take this all away
i'm suffocating
tell me what the fuck is wrong with me
god
put me out of my misery
put me out of my misery
put me out of my
put me out of my fucking misery
i've given up
i'm sick of feeling
is there nothing you can say?
take this all away
i'm suffocating
tell me what the fuck is wrong with me

hear me out... the guy... he's the mascot of the band "disturbed"... just hear me out ok he's fucking hot /srs

it was really awesome. next question.

yeah uh so politics suck and i would like to put all politicians in a meat grinder. all of them. i've had enough.

got my first hate comment. i am now a true artist :)
dw i blocked the guy. btw if you get a comment from this user  virustrear then just block him.

interesting :)

I truly don't know what to say about this.
Even if I didn't get the chance to chat with him way before I got the news, I'm sure he knows that everyone on this site dearly loves and supports him so.
May he rest in peace, and may the community grow stronger in his honor.

I have finally decided to stop being a lazy son of a bitch and get to work on those requests that have been sitting in my notes for ages. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

bioluminesence and/or dark characters with colorful markings are rly hot, ok

no one:
literally no one:
my brain when vessel sleep token: hmm i wonder what would it sound like if he sneezed
me: GET OUT OF MY S K I N N N N

REQUESTS: CLOSED

Yeah, I do requests. And they're free. But they may take a while. I may get distracted with life and... the like.
Although they may not be anatomically accurate (or extremely accurate to the characters), I will still do my best to satisfy both you and me in the process.

Things I do:
Art/Fanart
Stories/Fanfiction
Audio

Things I am into (If you're not into any of these, that's fine! I don't judge):
Sneezing
Tickling
Vore
Transformation

Things I can draw:
Humans (Simplified)
Anthros (Sorta simplified)
Robots (Simplified)
OCs (If their designs aren't TOO complicated)

Things I may draw:
Feral (Like I said, it may not be anatomically accurate)
Ponies (I'm slowly getting the hang of drawing them I think...)
Robots (Not simplified)
Vehicles (I dunno)
NSFW/Gore (I can try)

Things I cannot draw:
Anything realistic (Sorta strict about this one, I can't draw realistically for the life of me)
Complicated backgrounds
Feral x Human NSFW (It's just wrong.)

Put your request in my notes, and I'll save it for when I'm motivated enough to do it. Thanks for understanding!

i thought maybe if i post my GG vore audios, i would get a few likes...

turns out i wasn't (some said making fetish art of real people is uncomfortable on the arin post).

i deleted both of them because i was scared i'd get more hate.

...i thought i would find others like me, but instead i found more that didn't like what i posted.

i knew this would happen, but i couldn't stop myself. i thought this was a safe place to share my creations...

i will never get the attention and people that i deserve.

...

i will never be good enough for all of you. -SHNASHQ