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Posted 10 years agoI'm super deperessed, I need to isolate myself because the voices in my head are screaming at me.
I think I need to go swimming, maybe that will calm the voices in my head, particularly in a kiddy pool, filled with boiling water and ramen noodles, only the chili kind though, the rest are for faggots.
Anywhore, I'm deleting my FurAffinity, because I'm deperessed that Connor has deleted his, and I have super huge love for him.
friggininsane
I think I need to go swimming, maybe that will calm the voices in my head, particularly in a kiddy pool, filled with boiling water and ramen noodles, only the chili kind though, the rest are for faggots.
Anywhore, I'm deleting my FurAffinity, because I'm deperessed that Connor has deleted his, and I have super huge love for him.
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Posted 11 years agoNo Subject
Posted 11 years ago
Gak_FaxarooListen to me, ye little bitch. y'all better unblock me.
I promise with my dick that I won't send any messages from Cain.
My Sexual Shit
Posted 11 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Fuck yes...
Phresh mmm that Preshness is sexy
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I would say night, but that doesn't mean I haven't done all three several times.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right smack in the fuckin' middle all sprawled out
4. Do you masturbate?
Nooooppppeeee
5. How often? Lately?
I JUST SAID NO GOD DAMMIT
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
If monopoly money counts, then yes.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, but I like bubble baths if I'm high.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
The real questions is.... how many times have I had sex in the shower or bath.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I read hentai, well... specific hentai, with story preferably.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I don't really have a preference, somewhere in the middle, I don't want a bitch comin' at me with a knife aimed at my cock
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Not sexually.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Does anybody know all of the people on their friend's list
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, I don't really like living on money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Stockings, petite females, and twinks.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I wouldn't say yes... but I wouldn't say someone hasn't tried.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On the beach at night.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Either in a porta-potty, or in a cable car at night.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
The question is how many times have I been caught having sex. xD
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
NOPE, NEVER WILL
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Bars are disgusting, and I do not wish to go to one.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No, but I have been kicked out of several girl's and guy's houses.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No... -.-
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Is that a fucking rhetorical question? The answer is obviously yes.
24. What's your sexual preference?
I swing both ways, but my preference leans toward men.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I'd rather not say in front of the children.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Mark has a video of us having sex, and.... almost all of my exes have naughty naught pics of me.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope, that's disrespectful, I do not wish to have sex with someone unless I actually know them.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
omg wat r u waring, omg i hav no pruf that u r not waring nything (No I have not)
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Well... I do have sexual roleplaying sequences quite frequently.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Eh, it feels good as fuck, but not really.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The Seated Scissors.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I like being someone's first.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes, quite a few times actually.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Phresh (Watch every fuckin' thing be no)
Fuck yes...
Phresh mmm that Preshness is sexy2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I would say night, but that doesn't mean I haven't done all three several times.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right smack in the fuckin' middle all sprawled out
4. Do you masturbate?
Nooooppppeeee
5. How often? Lately?
I JUST SAID NO GOD DAMMIT
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
If monopoly money counts, then yes.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, but I like bubble baths if I'm high.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
The real questions is.... how many times have I had sex in the shower or bath.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I read hentai, well... specific hentai, with story preferably.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I don't really have a preference, somewhere in the middle, I don't want a bitch comin' at me with a knife aimed at my cock
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Not sexually.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Does anybody know all of the people on their friend's list
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, I don't really like living on money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Stockings, petite females, and twinks.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I wouldn't say yes... but I wouldn't say someone hasn't tried.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On the beach at night.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Either in a porta-potty, or in a cable car at night.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
The question is how many times have I been caught having sex. xD
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
NOPE, NEVER WILL
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Bars are disgusting, and I do not wish to go to one.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No, but I have been kicked out of several girl's and guy's houses.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No... -.-
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Is that a fucking rhetorical question? The answer is obviously yes.
24. What's your sexual preference?
I swing both ways, but my preference leans toward men.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I'd rather not say in front of the children.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Mark has a video of us having sex, and.... almost all of my exes have naughty naught pics of me.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope, that's disrespectful, I do not wish to have sex with someone unless I actually know them.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
omg wat r u waring, omg i hav no pruf that u r not waring nything (No I have not)
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Well... I do have sexual roleplaying sequences quite frequently.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Eh, it feels good as fuck, but not really.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The Seated Scissors.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I like being someone's first.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes, quite a few times actually.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Phresh (Watch every fuckin' thing be no)COD DAMMIT GAM
Posted 11 years agocA: HOWW MANY TIMES DO I HAVVE TO TELL YOU GAM ITS NOT A MAGIC WWAND ITS A SCIENCE STICK
Discrimination
Posted 11 years ago Hello, my name is Brayden.
I know it's been a while since I've been active, but I believe this is 100% necessary. This is not me complaining, either... this is a serious topic that I'd like to present my opinion upon.
My entire life, I have been bullied and insulted because... well... I'm not a very good looking guy, and I know that. I don't give a shit when people bully me about petty things about my looks, but other people are different. Two of my closest friends used to come to me daily because of being bullied. "Used to" August 30th, 2012, one of those two committed suicide due to severe depression, being pushed due to bullying. Her name was Emily Dunnun, the sister of my other closest friend, Mark Dunnun. It's absolutely... 100% god damn ridiculous that humans would discriminate other humans for ANYTHING! We are humans, we are all the same race, the HUMAN race. What is the point, what is the point of hurting another human being. There are stories all around about kids being cruel to other kids and driving them to suicide. Emily was very close to me, but imagine Mark... he was devastated, that was his sister. He knew the people who bullied her, it took everything I had to keep him from killing them. Bullying doesn't only affect that person, it affects everyone around that person. Like me... if I knew these people, I probably would have killed them too... but I didn't, and I regret not doing something about it.
I know it's been a while since I've been active, but I believe this is 100% necessary. This is not me complaining, either... this is a serious topic that I'd like to present my opinion upon.
My entire life, I have been bullied and insulted because... well... I'm not a very good looking guy, and I know that. I don't give a shit when people bully me about petty things about my looks, but other people are different. Two of my closest friends used to come to me daily because of being bullied. "Used to" August 30th, 2012, one of those two committed suicide due to severe depression, being pushed due to bullying. Her name was Emily Dunnun, the sister of my other closest friend, Mark Dunnun. It's absolutely... 100% god damn ridiculous that humans would discriminate other humans for ANYTHING! We are humans, we are all the same race, the HUMAN race. What is the point, what is the point of hurting another human being. There are stories all around about kids being cruel to other kids and driving them to suicide. Emily was very close to me, but imagine Mark... he was devastated, that was his sister. He knew the people who bullied her, it took everything I had to keep him from killing them. Bullying doesn't only affect that person, it affects everyone around that person. Like me... if I knew these people, I probably would have killed them too... but I didn't, and I regret not doing something about it.
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Posted 11 years agoI was sick and tired of everything,
When I called you last night from behind the alley in Walmart.
All I do is eat and love and fuk,
Wishing that I could see your taco again.
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme more cocaine!
Won't somebody help me drink more windex!
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme more cocaine!
I really want to drink more windex!
Renaldo, I was defeated, you won the war.
Renaldo, promise to love me forever more.
Renaldo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.
Renaldo, knowing my fate is to be with you.
Oooooohhhhhh-oooooohhhhhh-oooooohhhhhh-oooooohhhhhh-oooooohhhhhh Renaldo!
Finally facing Renaldo.
You are the fuking unfathomable manslut, here in behind the alley in Walmart.
Fuking unfathomable manslut, feel the beat from the tambourine.
You can drink more windex, you can drink more windex, having the time of your life.
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! more cocaine,
Won't somebody help me drink more windex!
When I called you last night from behind the alley in Walmart.
All I do is eat and love and fuk,
Wishing that I could see your taco again.
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme more cocaine!
Won't somebody help me drink more windex!
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme more cocaine!
I really want to drink more windex!
Renaldo, I was defeated, you won the war.
Renaldo, promise to love me forever more.
Renaldo, couldn't escape if I wanted to.
Renaldo, knowing my fate is to be with you.
Oooooohhhhhh-oooooohhhhhh-oooooohhhhhh-oooooohhhhhh-oooooohhhhhh Renaldo!
Finally facing Renaldo.
You are the fuking unfathomable manslut, here in behind the alley in Walmart.
Fuking unfathomable manslut, feel the beat from the tambourine.
You can drink more windex, you can drink more windex, having the time of your life.
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! more cocaine,
Won't somebody help me drink more windex!
SO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME, FAGGOTS!?
Posted 11 years ago► Name ➔ Brayden "Fernando" Anderson
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Yeah.
► Are you single ➔ Mhmm, Come at me ladies! No just kidding, ew.
► Are you happy ➔ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK NO
► Are you bored ➔ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK YES
► Are you sad ➔ No, I'm extremely pissed off, faggot
► Are you Italian ➔ No
► Are you German ➔ No, but I'm Welsh as fuck
► Are you Asian ➔ Ching Ching Ling Ling Nope
► Are you angry ➔ 24/7 I'm horny like the devil
► Are you Irish ➔ No, but I'm Welsh as fuck
► Are your parents still married ➔ Yes
TEN FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ Cardiff
► Hair Color ➔ Dark as fuck brown
► Eye color ➔ Dark as fuck brown
► Birthday ➔ December 12
► Mood ➔ Pissed
► Gender ➔ WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Left
► Summer or winter ➔ Winter is coming
► Morning or afternoon ➔ Night is the time of my creative peak
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ Yes, his name is potato chips
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Of course, I've had it happen before
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ The partner always ends it, because I'm a neurotic cunt
► Have you ever been hurt ➔ #AlwaysGetsCheatedOnNoMatterWhat
► Have you ever broken someone's heart ➔ Nope, never. I don't like hurting someone else, because I'm a neurotic cunt
► Are you friends with your ex ➔ I can't bare doing that, too many memories.
► Are you afraid of commitment ➔ Nope, in fact, I'm probably the clingiest mother fucker ever.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yessir
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I WOULDN'T FUCKING KNOW, KEY TERM "SECRET"
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Yes, I ran out of money to buy potato chips
TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea➔ Lemonade motherfucker!
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Goldfish
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends is all I need
► Television or internet ➔ Internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Piss
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Wild night out, hell yeah, 420 Swag Blaze YOLOcaust
► Day or night ➔ Night
► IM or Phone ➔ Phone
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Too many times
► Fallen off the stairs ➔ Yes, fuck yes, I can't even walk down stairs anymore.
► White water rafted ➔ I'm wet for you, baby.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ FUCK YES, JAWBREAKERS WERE MY LIFE WHEN I WAS A KID
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yes, there was this girl named Kristina, and she was... just amazing... but... she didn't like me due to my mediocre too bad looks.
► Prank called a store ➔ FUCK YES, OH MY GOD YES, I CALLED AN ADULT VIDEO STORE AND ASKED FOR BESTIALITY PORN
► Skipped school ➔ Who the fuck hasn't, pussies... pussies don't skip school.
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Yeah, sometimes I do, but that is another story for another time.
TEN PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔ Smile
► Light or dark hair ➔ Dark
► Fat , curvy or skinny ➔ A chubby woman tends to be a better woman, but I prefer curvy
► Shorter or Taller ? ➔ Shorter
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Both, I lean towards intelligence. As long as your nipples don't look like bananas, or your vagina looks like a goats face...
► Jock or Nerd ➔ 420 Blaze it, football and soccer, WHAT THE FUCK IS A SPORTS, SERIOUSLY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM, NERDZ4LYFE
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ I will always choose the poor one, they tend not to be a tentsquatting dumb footfucker
LAST
► Last Phone Call ➔ phresh
► Last phone call you received ➔ I don't really get phonecalls
► Last person you hung out with ➔ phresh
► Last thing you ate ➔ My girlfriend's pussy, ahahaha, #SWAG
► Last thing you drank ➔ Bong water #420
► Last site you went to ➔ MSPAINTADVENTURES FAGGOTS!
► Last place you were ➔ My room... locked in my room... forever.... lol gay
RELATIONSHIPS
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ Nope, but I'd love to be eventually
► When was your last relationship ➔ About a year ago.
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ Yes, I have... but I tend to make that mistake a lot.
► Do you still love them ➔ Sometimes I think I do, but then I realise that I can't.
► Do you like someone right now ➔ Yeah, but like I said... that's another story for another time.
FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along ➔ NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK MY DAD, FUCK MY MOM, FUCK EVERYONE
► Would you say you have a "messed up life"➔ ...I would assume so, fucking idiots.
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ Yeah, I was out in the streets of LA for 2 weeks before the cops found me.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ Yeah, of course... I don't have the best attitude to my parents.
► If so, how long ➔ A few days
FRIENDS
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ YES, OH MY GOD, MY FRIEND DYLLAN IS A DUMB ASS-SHITTING PILE OF GO FUCK YOURSELF
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ Nopeeeeeeee
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ phresh
► Would you die for them ➔ I would die for Cain, Sam, Mara, Mark, and Elijah... but I guess it's too late for Elijah, I would gladly trade my life for his, though.
► Who knows everything about you ➔ phresh HOLY MOTHER FUCK DOES HE KNOW EVERYTHING, EVEN WHAT MY COCK LOOKS LIKE
This submission is copyright © 2014 SillyDashy
tC: HoLy mOtHeR FuCk mOtHeRfUcKeR DoN'T StEaL My eNtRiEs
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Yeah.
► Are you single ➔ Mhmm, Come at me ladies! No just kidding, ew.
► Are you happy ➔ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK NO
► Are you bored ➔ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK YES
► Are you sad ➔ No, I'm extremely pissed off, faggot
► Are you Italian ➔ No
► Are you German ➔ No, but I'm Welsh as fuck
► Are you Asian ➔ Ching Ching Ling Ling Nope
► Are you angry ➔ 24/7 I'm horny like the devil
► Are you Irish ➔ No, but I'm Welsh as fuck
► Are your parents still married ➔ Yes
TEN FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ Cardiff
► Hair Color ➔ Dark as fuck brown
► Eye color ➔ Dark as fuck brown
► Birthday ➔ December 12
► Mood ➔ Pissed
► Gender ➔ WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Left
► Summer or winter ➔ Winter is coming
► Morning or afternoon ➔ Night is the time of my creative peak
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ Yes, his name is potato chips
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Of course, I've had it happen before
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ The partner always ends it, because I'm a neurotic cunt
► Have you ever been hurt ➔ #AlwaysGetsCheatedOnNoMatterWhat
► Have you ever broken someone's heart ➔ Nope, never. I don't like hurting someone else, because I'm a neurotic cunt
► Are you friends with your ex ➔ I can't bare doing that, too many memories.
► Are you afraid of commitment ➔ Nope, in fact, I'm probably the clingiest mother fucker ever.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yessir
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I WOULDN'T FUCKING KNOW, KEY TERM "SECRET"
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Yes, I ran out of money to buy potato chips
TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea➔ Lemonade motherfucker!
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Goldfish
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends is all I need
► Television or internet ➔ Internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Piss
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Wild night out, hell yeah, 420 Swag Blaze YOLOcaust
► Day or night ➔ Night
► IM or Phone ➔ Phone
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Too many times
► Fallen off the stairs ➔ Yes, fuck yes, I can't even walk down stairs anymore.
► White water rafted ➔ I'm wet for you, baby.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ FUCK YES, JAWBREAKERS WERE MY LIFE WHEN I WAS A KID
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yes, there was this girl named Kristina, and she was... just amazing... but... she didn't like me due to my mediocre too bad looks.
► Prank called a store ➔ FUCK YES, OH MY GOD YES, I CALLED AN ADULT VIDEO STORE AND ASKED FOR BESTIALITY PORN
► Skipped school ➔ Who the fuck hasn't, pussies... pussies don't skip school.
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Yeah, sometimes I do, but that is another story for another time.
TEN PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔ Smile
► Light or dark hair ➔ Dark
► Fat , curvy or skinny ➔ A chubby woman tends to be a better woman, but I prefer curvy
► Shorter or Taller ? ➔ Shorter
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Both, I lean towards intelligence. As long as your nipples don't look like bananas, or your vagina looks like a goats face...
► Jock or Nerd ➔ 420 Blaze it, football and soccer, WHAT THE FUCK IS A SPORTS, SERIOUSLY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM, NERDZ4LYFE
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ I will always choose the poor one, they tend not to be a tentsquatting dumb footfucker
LAST
► Last Phone Call ➔
phresh► Last phone call you received ➔ I don't really get phonecalls
► Last person you hung out with ➔
phresh► Last thing you ate ➔ My girlfriend's pussy, ahahaha, #SWAG
► Last thing you drank ➔ Bong water #420
► Last site you went to ➔ MSPAINTADVENTURES FAGGOTS!
► Last place you were ➔ My room... locked in my room... forever.... lol gay
RELATIONSHIPS
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ Nope, but I'd love to be eventually
► When was your last relationship ➔ About a year ago.
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ Yes, I have... but I tend to make that mistake a lot.
► Do you still love them ➔ Sometimes I think I do, but then I realise that I can't.
► Do you like someone right now ➔ Yeah, but like I said... that's another story for another time.
FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along ➔ NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK MY DAD, FUCK MY MOM, FUCK EVERYONE
► Would you say you have a "messed up life"➔ ...I would assume so, fucking idiots.
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ Yeah, I was out in the streets of LA for 2 weeks before the cops found me.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ Yeah, of course... I don't have the best attitude to my parents.
► If so, how long ➔ A few days
FRIENDS
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ YES, OH MY GOD, MY FRIEND DYLLAN IS A DUMB ASS-SHITTING PILE OF GO FUCK YOURSELF
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ Nopeeeeeeee
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔
phresh► Would you die for them ➔ I would die for Cain, Sam, Mara, Mark, and Elijah... but I guess it's too late for Elijah, I would gladly trade my life for his, though.
► Who knows everything about you ➔
phresh HOLY MOTHER FUCK DOES HE KNOW EVERYTHING, EVEN WHAT MY COCK LOOKS LIKEThis submission is copyright © 2014 SillyDashy
tC: HoLy mOtHeR FuCk mOtHeRfUcKeR DoN'T StEaL My eNtRiEs
THIS IS SPONTANEOUS AS FUCK
Posted 11 years agoIf you truly wanted to know who I am, then you would be much nicer about asking.
The problem with that question is that I don't really exist, and that you're some crazy mother fucker like me! I'm
not crazy though! Seriously! My shrink tells me so! I do have Dissociative Identity Disorder, which is the fancy shmancy name for Multiple Personality Disorder. Most people are aware that I have this because sometimes I'll irresponsibly not take my medication and start having a fucking episode in the middle of public.
WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN BRAYDEN, WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN BRAYDEN, WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN BRAYDEN EARLAY IN THE MORNIN'?!
I'm Welsh, which basically means alcohol each and every day 24/7. The majority of the time that you'll catch me, I'll either be high or drunk, 420 blaziken mother fucker. I wish I could tell you differently, but it's true. I'm slightly interesting in the midst of sobriety, though... nothing like a really fucking weird musician. I sort of the need the #420 for musical inspiration... like Puff the Magic Dragon. If you say that song isn't about smoking a fat dank, you're sorely mistaken.
THE SONG IS CALLED "PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON" FOR FUCK SAKE! WHAT ELSE WOULD IT FUCKIN' BE ABOUT?!
Woah... this text is really fuckin' bland.
dicks
The problem with that question is that I don't really exist, and that you're some crazy mother fucker like me! I'm
not crazy though! Seriously! My shrink tells me so! I do have Dissociative Identity Disorder, which is the fancy shmancy name for Multiple Personality Disorder. Most people are aware that I have this because sometimes I'll irresponsibly not take my medication and start having a fucking episode in the middle of public.
WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN BRAYDEN, WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN BRAYDEN, WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN BRAYDEN EARLAY IN THE MORNIN'?!
I'm Welsh, which basically means alcohol each and every day 24/7. The majority of the time that you'll catch me, I'll either be high or drunk, 420 blaziken mother fucker. I wish I could tell you differently, but it's true. I'm slightly interesting in the midst of sobriety, though... nothing like a really fucking weird musician. I sort of the need the #420 for musical inspiration... like Puff the Magic Dragon. If you say that song isn't about smoking a fat dank, you're sorely mistaken.
THE SONG IS CALLED "PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON" FOR FUCK SAKE! WHAT ELSE WOULD IT FUCKIN' BE ABOUT?!
Woah... this text is really fuckin' bland.
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terminallyCapricious: a tragedy
Posted 11 years agotC: WhEn i wAs a bOy mY AbUsIvE FaThEr... He.... tOoK AwAy mY FiRsT CaN Of fAyGo. He tOlD Me tHaT It wAs jUsT A DiSgUsTiNg cArBoNaTeD BeVeRaGe, NoT A WiCkEd sWeEt mIrAcLe fIlLeD ElIxIr.
On aNd oN, i wAs sCrEaMiNg... He wOuLd nOt sToP TaLkInG AbOuT WhAt iT WaS MaDe oUt oF! hE DiDn't uNdErStAnD ThAt aLl i wAnTeD To dO Is cOnTiNuE BeLiEvInG ThAt iT WaS A MiRaClE! sO... i sMaShEd hIs hEaD In wItH A JuGgLiNg pIn.
HeRe lIeS My fAtHeR... mOtHeR FuCkEr dIdN'T BeLiEvE In mIrAcLeScG: GAMZEE YOU LYING PUTRID DICKMONGERING SCUMBAG!
THAT DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN!tC: Of cOuRsE It dId, BrOtHeR.
I WoUlDn't tElL YoU OtHeRwIsE