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Sexuality meme.
Posted 15 years agoWhat do you classify yourself as?
More and more confused as the days go by. I know I'm not straight, and I know I'm not gay. I'm bi in the sense that I enjoy sex with everyone, but I don't think I could fall in love with a guy. Which I feel like, probably shouldn't count. So, color me baffled.
If other than straight, how old were you when you first became aware?
Hmm... 19? Either 19 or 20, I know I was a late bloomer. Though I know that the transition between states of mind must have been made easier after my 21st birthday.
If straight, have you ever considered someone other than the opposite gender to be attractive?
Well, I thought I was straight once. And then, I really didn't ever think that way. I rarely do now, honestly. Though it does happen, and it's always a surprise when it does.
How would you rank yourself for sexual attraction on the Kinsey Scale? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale (Scale of 0-6)
I'm a 2. I used to be a 1, but lately someone's pushed me further. ^^;
How would you rank for romantic attractions on the same scale?
1, for the above mentioned reason.
What category do you fall into on the Klein Grid? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein_.....ientation_Grid (Scale of 1-7)
I'm a 3. Straight with more than incidental gayness. Pretty much what Kinsey figured out.
Are you more submissive or dominant?
I'm a natural sub, sadly. But my proficiency with a whip is on the rise, and I know a lot of knots. So, go me.
More and more confused as the days go by. I know I'm not straight, and I know I'm not gay. I'm bi in the sense that I enjoy sex with everyone, but I don't think I could fall in love with a guy. Which I feel like, probably shouldn't count. So, color me baffled.
If other than straight, how old were you when you first became aware?
Hmm... 19? Either 19 or 20, I know I was a late bloomer. Though I know that the transition between states of mind must have been made easier after my 21st birthday.
If straight, have you ever considered someone other than the opposite gender to be attractive?
Well, I thought I was straight once. And then, I really didn't ever think that way. I rarely do now, honestly. Though it does happen, and it's always a surprise when it does.
How would you rank yourself for sexual attraction on the Kinsey Scale? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale (Scale of 0-6)
I'm a 2. I used to be a 1, but lately someone's pushed me further. ^^;
How would you rank for romantic attractions on the same scale?
1, for the above mentioned reason.
What category do you fall into on the Klein Grid? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein_.....ientation_Grid (Scale of 1-7)
I'm a 3. Straight with more than incidental gayness. Pretty much what Kinsey figured out.
Are you more submissive or dominant?
I'm a natural sub, sadly. But my proficiency with a whip is on the rise, and I know a lot of knots. So, go me.
Penis Meme. Interesting...
Posted 15 years agoHere's the thing... my penis is not really the world's best-kept secret. In fact, I struggle to think of people who haven't seen it. But for those people, a detailed description follows.
1) How big is your penis? ...am I turned on? Yes I am. A little less than 7 inches. I just checked with my tape measure from school, it's the first measurement I've made with it for a purpose.
2) How thick is your penis? 1.75 inches.
3) Do you have foreskin? Not really. You can see clearly where it used to be, but it just looks like it's wearing a necklace now.
4) Does it Curve or is it straight? Ever so slightly to the right. On an unrelated note, I'm right-handed.
5) If it curves which way? ...fuck, I shot my load early.
6) Does it grow hair? Instantly, on bald men's heads like a magic wand? Of course not. There's a little on the underside but not really.
7) Do you shave yours? I try to keep it nice, but it's like flossing... I just can't get into the habit. At the moment, it's still not bad down there.
8) Do your balls sag or are they tight? Well, how hot is it outside? Both, depending on the situation.
9) Have you ever pierced it? In the sense that I've personally stuck a needle through it, yes.
10) If so with what? Initially the needle. And then two bread ties that I twisted together, then finally some sort of ring or another. Never a proper piercing, which I'm sure is one of the many reasons why it eventually pulled out. It's okay though... it was only pierced on the foreskin necklace anyways, you'd never be able to tell.
11) What kind of underwear do you usually keep it in? Boxers, if any. I have gotten into the habit of wearing pajama bottoms under my pants though, so I guess those count too.
12) Has it ever touched another penis? You know, I don't think it has... What have I been doing with my life?
13) Does your penis have an Penis Boyfriend? What? No. It's not a tiny person with its own tiny hopes and dreams. Erm... average-sized person... totally normal hopes and dreams... mumble...
14) Does your penis have a name? Nope. It's just a penis, it's not like, my best friend or anything.
15) Have you posted pictures or video of your penis on the
web? I don't know where to go to do that. So if you want to see my penis, just give me your email address. Or visit our house for at least half an hour.
16) Have you had art done of your furry character with its penis showing? Nope. Skog doesn't need that kind of pressure.
17) Will you post this up for everyone to repost? Well... how the hell do I not? Otherwise I'd just be sitting here reminiscing with my pants down and answering dick questions for nobody's benefit. Of course I'm posting it.
1) How big is your penis? ...am I turned on? Yes I am. A little less than 7 inches. I just checked with my tape measure from school, it's the first measurement I've made with it for a purpose.
2) How thick is your penis? 1.75 inches.
3) Do you have foreskin? Not really. You can see clearly where it used to be, but it just looks like it's wearing a necklace now.
4) Does it Curve or is it straight? Ever so slightly to the right. On an unrelated note, I'm right-handed.
5) If it curves which way? ...fuck, I shot my load early.
6) Does it grow hair? Instantly, on bald men's heads like a magic wand? Of course not. There's a little on the underside but not really.
7) Do you shave yours? I try to keep it nice, but it's like flossing... I just can't get into the habit. At the moment, it's still not bad down there.
8) Do your balls sag or are they tight? Well, how hot is it outside? Both, depending on the situation.
9) Have you ever pierced it? In the sense that I've personally stuck a needle through it, yes.
10) If so with what? Initially the needle. And then two bread ties that I twisted together, then finally some sort of ring or another. Never a proper piercing, which I'm sure is one of the many reasons why it eventually pulled out. It's okay though... it was only pierced on the foreskin necklace anyways, you'd never be able to tell.
11) What kind of underwear do you usually keep it in? Boxers, if any. I have gotten into the habit of wearing pajama bottoms under my pants though, so I guess those count too.
12) Has it ever touched another penis? You know, I don't think it has... What have I been doing with my life?
13) Does your penis have an Penis Boyfriend? What? No. It's not a tiny person with its own tiny hopes and dreams. Erm... average-sized person... totally normal hopes and dreams... mumble...
14) Does your penis have a name? Nope. It's just a penis, it's not like, my best friend or anything.
15) Have you posted pictures or video of your penis on the
web? I don't know where to go to do that. So if you want to see my penis, just give me your email address. Or visit our house for at least half an hour.
16) Have you had art done of your furry character with its penis showing? Nope. Skog doesn't need that kind of pressure.
17) Will you post this up for everyone to repost? Well... how the hell do I not? Otherwise I'd just be sitting here reminiscing with my pants down and answering dick questions for nobody's benefit. Of course I'm posting it.
I has Formspring.
Posted 15 years agoAn Excerpt From The Journal Of Doug Funnie
Posted 15 years agoNo, seriously though, that's bullshit. It's just me. Doug is off with Skeeter trying to set Mr. Dink's taint hair on fire.
A couple things. First and foremost, "Don't Drive Distracted" is an acceptable enough saying. That being said, if you really believe in the message, it ought not to be put on a bumper sticker.
Though Boylan Bottleworks is neither well-known nor widely accepted as a thing that exists in reality, they still manage to win at life. I was very confused by this until I finished my creme soda and noticed a small word near the bottom of the bottle. The word is "Kosher". I don't know anyone who drinks Boylan products, and I also don't know any Jews. So... in a period of relative obscurity brought on by the ruthless cutthroat regime of high-fructose corn syrup and companies such as Pepsi and Coca-Cola, the Hebrew people have been keeping a truly quality beverage company afloat one bottle at a time, with their little bags of Jew gold they keep around their necks. I take back, say, ten percent of the things I used to say about them.
Skog clean things now. Drink Boylan.
A couple things. First and foremost, "Don't Drive Distracted" is an acceptable enough saying. That being said, if you really believe in the message, it ought not to be put on a bumper sticker.
Though Boylan Bottleworks is neither well-known nor widely accepted as a thing that exists in reality, they still manage to win at life. I was very confused by this until I finished my creme soda and noticed a small word near the bottom of the bottle. The word is "Kosher". I don't know anyone who drinks Boylan products, and I also don't know any Jews. So... in a period of relative obscurity brought on by the ruthless cutthroat regime of high-fructose corn syrup and companies such as Pepsi and Coca-Cola, the Hebrew people have been keeping a truly quality beverage company afloat one bottle at a time, with their little bags of Jew gold they keep around their necks. I take back, say, ten percent of the things I used to say about them.
Skog clean things now. Drink Boylan.
A Piece from "Rime of the Ancient Mariner", by Coleridge
Posted 15 years ago "And those her ribs through which the Sun
Did peer, as through a grate?
And is that Woman all her crew?
Is that a DEATH ? and are there two?
Is DEATH that woman's mate?
Her lips were red, her looks were free,
Her locks were yellow as gold:
Her skin was as white as leprosy,
The Night-mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she,
Who thicks man's blood with cold."
Did peer, as through a grate?
And is that Woman all her crew?
Is that a DEATH ? and are there two?
Is DEATH that woman's mate?
Her lips were red, her looks were free,
Her locks were yellow as gold:
Her skin was as white as leprosy,
The Night-mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she,
Who thicks man's blood with cold."
One Piece
Posted 15 years agoSubpar anime, or incredibly disappointing menu item from KFC?
