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Posted 16 years agoA) What is your pre-battle speech?
"Let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIINS!"
<Start swinging my sword and ballsack around, end up chopping off my nuts, but because of the wizard's random spell, am happy about it.>
Run - "And bring me candy next time, goddamnit!"
Kneel - "Hugz tiem nao?"
Fight - "Silly bitch, do you not know who I *am*? I'm the jugganot, bitch!"
B) Where does the battle take place?
The rusted and partially-melted ruins of the Eiffel Tower, which has oddly enough been transported foundation and all to Fort Worth, Texas.
C) What is the battle theme song
Yakkety Sax, 'cause the heroes are all a joke.
D) Wining Quote
"You all know what time it is." <Drops trou and gets out the peanut butter.>
Losing
"No mas! No mas!"
E) How did it come to this?
'Cause I got elected President for Life of Left Noob, Canada, and instated a Mandatory Free Beer For Absolutely Everyone, No Exceptions bill. Said bill resulted in more parties, keggers, drunken fights between friends, and illicit pregancies than any bash in the history of them. Elderly Amercian Prohibitionists retaliate.
"Let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIINS!"
<Start swinging my sword and ballsack around, end up chopping off my nuts, but because of the wizard's random spell, am happy about it.>
Run - "And bring me candy next time, goddamnit!"
Kneel - "Hugz tiem nao?"
Fight - "Silly bitch, do you not know who I *am*? I'm the jugganot, bitch!"
B) Where does the battle take place?
The rusted and partially-melted ruins of the Eiffel Tower, which has oddly enough been transported foundation and all to Fort Worth, Texas.
C) What is the battle theme song
Yakkety Sax, 'cause the heroes are all a joke.
D) Wining Quote
"You all know what time it is." <Drops trou and gets out the peanut butter.>
Losing
"No mas! No mas!"
E) How did it come to this?
'Cause I got elected President for Life of Left Noob, Canada, and instated a Mandatory Free Beer For Absolutely Everyone, No Exceptions bill. Said bill resulted in more parties, keggers, drunken fights between friends, and illicit pregancies than any bash in the history of them. Elderly Amercian Prohibitionists retaliate.
Yet another meaningless meme.
Posted 16 years agoThe "Am I really that bad?" meme
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[x] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] taken painkillers
[] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[x] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 27
[] dressed gothic
[] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[] fainted
[] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 31
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 37
[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[] gone to court
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 43
[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[x] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 53
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL SO FAR: 61
Heh. Jailtime. I guess I'll find out why the call it 'the pokey.' :P
This meme is stolen. [sarcasm]Oh noes. Not *double* jailtime...[/sarcasm]
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
HAVE YOU...
[] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[x] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] taken painkillers
[] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[x] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL SO FAR: 27
[] dressed gothic
[] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[] fainted
[] had a crush on a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 31
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 37
[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[] gone to court
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 43
[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[x] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 53
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL SO FAR: 61
Heh. Jailtime. I guess I'll find out why the call it 'the pokey.' :P
This meme is stolen. [sarcasm]Oh noes. Not *double* jailtime...[/sarcasm]
Cataclysm
Posted 16 years agoThe end of the world (of Warcraft) as we know it is nigh. Flee if you wish, weak of heart miscreants! But you cannot escape the second coming of Deathwing the Destroyer! A new leader will rise to lead the Horde--all the more is the pity: Thrall has done the best for them than any other leader in ages. I still have absoluitely no faith in Wrynn--the warmongering, hateful git--and I certainly hope someone *does* depose him. Quote me on that. The Worgen will be joining the Alliance--(yay! We finally get a beast-race! Now it won't feel so wierd, playing a draenei. :/)--and the Goblins will become part of the Horde, much to my chagrin. I'll miss their engineering instructors very much. It's likely that we'll be learning to fly in Azeroth, finally. Which kinda sucks because that will just mean MORE attacks on SW et al. <-_-> It's ironic that there are more PvPers on an RP realm than where they should be. Also, new level cap, skill-ups, and a new secondary skill; Archeology! I'm just really excited about this expansion, mostly for the new playable race and increase in prof levels. Which very likely means news kinds of materials to gather for the new created armor, weapons and other stuff. Too bad it's not going to be out for awhile....
WoW patch day, or "GOD*DAMNIT*, this modem sucks."
Posted 16 years agoChrist's tits, I hate patch days. I mean, I love it when new content gets dropped into our laps, and we get a chance to see classes equalized--even if my current main gets nerfed a bit--and new items and instance drops are added. Hell, even shit that gets taken away is okay, I guess. Though I can't really reason that thought to make sense right now; I've been awake waiting, oh-so-patiently, all day since about six this morning for this patch to finish downloading. It's only 26% done and has been for about four hours. What. The. Fuck? I'm going to bed. I can't be arsed to maintain consciousness if there's no immediate incentive. [Smelting: Titansteel Bar] can wait, I guess. Shitsux.
To do:
Posted 16 years agoThis is largely just a note to myself because I don't have any paper of a pencil on-hand. For my Mandalorian costume for the Trek Expo next year (yes, I am this big of a geek. :P Sue me.);
Buy jumpsuit, apply velcro where needed.
Buy, paint, and detail Jango-style Mando armor plates; still undecided on colors.
Repaint nerf guns with silver undercoat and black topcoat, sand in appropriate spots for 'battle-scarring'; buy leather yarn, sculpey, and feathers for trophy details.
Buy, paint, rework, and detail Boba-style helmet; colors undecided.
Decide and purchase other materials for more detailing (cloak, trophies, jetpack, etc.)
Decide on colors [(-_-);].
Make sweet man-love to Psy. :O
For great justice, take off every ZIG.
Buy jumpsuit, apply velcro where needed.
Buy, paint, and detail Jango-style Mando armor plates; still undecided on colors.
Repaint nerf guns with silver undercoat and black topcoat, sand in appropriate spots for 'battle-scarring'; buy leather yarn, sculpey, and feathers for trophy details.
Buy, paint, rework, and detail Boba-style helmet; colors undecided.
Decide and purchase other materials for more detailing (cloak, trophies, jetpack, etc.)
Decide on colors [(-_-);].
Make sweet man-love to Psy. :O
For great justice, take off every ZIG.
Ignore this: I'm bored and a little knackered.
Posted 16 years agoYOU JUST LOST THE GAME.
Adendum
Posted 16 years agoHere's a link to one of my favorite Bargonian videos. Enjoy. Or I'll pluck out your eyes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhgk.....eature=related
Dante's "Hell"...
Posted 16 years ago...cannot compare to having to walk into a Wonderbread freezer, and wash that bitch out like a giant, yeasty sausagehole. Yeah, I said it. It's humid, dimly lit, and smells of old bread. Fawkin' narsssty. I realized that work isn't about making money; it's about whoring yourself out, fidning out just how far you're willing to go to make that money. -_- At least I'm making good with almost ten bucks an hour. Right now, I'd rather be home, playing WoW of FFXI, or reading up on that new Star Wars MMO. Or watching the Bargonian Adventures on youtube. if your a fan of TES: Oblivion, do yourself a favor and look it up; it's by a guy calling himself LordOfCorruption. I'm not sure if there's a "The" at the beginning of it, but look him up anyway. Cheers!
"First...
Posted 16 years ago...you take five dozen eggs, then mix the FUCK out of 'em and what do you get?"
Payday's coming up this upcoming thursday, and I might just finally buy myself a PlayOnline account so's I can finally play FFXI on my 360. I've had it in my stack of games for months now, and haven't had a chance to play because of a lack of monies. Shitsux. If it's as good as I hope, and with the new Star Wars MMO coming out soonish, and with the trest of my time split between WoW and work, I'll never have a social life again. ^_^;
Payday's coming up this upcoming thursday, and I might just finally buy myself a PlayOnline account so's I can finally play FFXI on my 360. I've had it in my stack of games for months now, and haven't had a chance to play because of a lack of monies. Shitsux. If it's as good as I hope, and with the new Star Wars MMO coming out soonish, and with the trest of my time split between WoW and work, I'll never have a social life again. ^_^;
Here's a stab at some late-night prosetry.
Posted 16 years agoI want to remember
Things that I never knew
But that I'm learning in reverse.
Can the memories
Be forever caught
With things as simple
As words?
Where did I step?
What did I step in?
Why is there a mess on the wall?
Whose shelf did I break?
Is that a bottle?
Nope, just a cake.
We rode willfully
Into Death's mouth
Knowing full well
We'd just come back to life again.
Thank god for reset buttons.
Late night musings
Make for interesting distractions;
An abstraction while still a generalization.
Stop me if this sounds familiar.
More black forest gateau, please.
Things that I never knew
But that I'm learning in reverse.
Can the memories
Be forever caught
With things as simple
As words?
Where did I step?
What did I step in?
Why is there a mess on the wall?
Whose shelf did I break?
Is that a bottle?
Nope, just a cake.
We rode willfully
Into Death's mouth
Knowing full well
We'd just come back to life again.
Thank god for reset buttons.
Late night musings
Make for interesting distractions;
An abstraction while still a generalization.
Stop me if this sounds familiar.
More black forest gateau, please.
Not dead. Only...disconnected?! O_o
Posted 16 years ago'Lo, all you fans in radioland. I ain't dead, was just 'on hiatus,' so to speak, since I got banned from the interbuts by host-family because some fucknut willfully downloaded risque software that wasn't supposed to be. Shitsux. I moved back to OK, got a tattoo, and am waiting for my stuff to arrive via UPS as I type this. Expect me on XBL soonish, and on WoW in a few days as an undead rogue...details forthcoming. ...Terk a durr! 6_9
MEMES-R-ME! No on is safe!
Posted 17 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yup. But unlikely
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
The "when" doesn't amtter. It's how, and how often.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I'm a roamer; rolling can't be conrtolled when you're asleep.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes. Chicken wings and Pepsi don't mix.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No one's offered yet. Goddamnit..
7. Shower or bath?
Shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Absolutely. Saves time. And washes away.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Depends on my mood.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I like a partner thats capable of fulfuilling either roll.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Absolutely. I love all my friends. Y'know. In a platonic way.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not in-real-life, but I'm comfortable with 'em, yeh.
13. Love or money?
What is love? Baby don't hurt me..
14. Credit cards or cash?
Both.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Not really.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping. It's a hell of a lot more fun.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
The bathroom. No, seriously.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends on what kind of money we're talkin' about. Australian monies, yes. Guatemalan Ketzel, hell to the no.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope, and don't wanna.
20. Ever been to a bar?
YeYep; went on my twenty-first birthday, and never went back since.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nawp. I don't do the 'night life.'
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
I don't go to bars to get drunk, so why would I drink at home?
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
WHen I was younger and curious, yes.
24. Favorite drink?
Diet Pepsi Max, or as I prefer to call it, Mepsipax!
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope. The movies I've all seen were to interesting.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
See number 17..
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Does sex with myself count?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeh, but they aren't as cool as they sound.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Admittedly yes. Movies, magazines, toys, lube..
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Nope. But there have been two close calls recently..
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
I don't photograph very well..
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Whoever's got the stuggots. What's it matter 'who' to me?
Yup. But unlikely
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
The "when" doesn't amtter. It's how, and how often.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I'm a roamer; rolling can't be conrtolled when you're asleep.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes. Chicken wings and Pepsi don't mix.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No one's offered yet. Goddamnit..
7. Shower or bath?
Shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Absolutely. Saves time. And washes away.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Depends on my mood.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I like a partner thats capable of fulfuilling either roll.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Absolutely. I love all my friends. Y'know. In a platonic way.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not in-real-life, but I'm comfortable with 'em, yeh.
13. Love or money?
What is love? Baby don't hurt me..
14. Credit cards or cash?
Both.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Not really.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping. It's a hell of a lot more fun.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
The bathroom. No, seriously.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Depends on what kind of money we're talkin' about. Australian monies, yes. Guatemalan Ketzel, hell to the no.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope, and don't wanna.
20. Ever been to a bar?
YeYep; went on my twenty-first birthday, and never went back since.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nawp. I don't do the 'night life.'
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
I don't go to bars to get drunk, so why would I drink at home?
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
WHen I was younger and curious, yes.
24. Favorite drink?
Diet Pepsi Max, or as I prefer to call it, Mepsipax!
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope. The movies I've all seen were to interesting.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
See number 17..
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Does sex with myself count?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeh, but they aren't as cool as they sound.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Admittedly yes. Movies, magazines, toys, lube..
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Nope. But there have been two close calls recently..
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
I don't photograph very well..
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Whoever's got the stuggots. What's it matter 'who' to me?
Play With Me
Posted 17 years agoNo, really. I'm on XBoxLIVE now. Check it. Add it. Love it.
PariahMongrel
PariahMongrel
Primary Objective Completed.
Posted 17 years agoThanks to the efforts of the wonderful Ceraf, I've found that wonderful wiki, the SCP. Enjoy. And keep the nightlights on.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
Calling all...fans? whatever...
Posted 17 years agoOkay, I can't sleep, because the entire section of my fave'd links was some-goddamn-way deleted. One thing I can't live without, because it creeped me out on a daily basis is a wiki for cryptids. Y'know. Unexplainable stuff. Had a whole page for itself. I think is was SEP, or SPE, or SPC, or PCS...somegoddamnthing. It is really bothering me, and I'm at my wit's end. Help me, Anonymous-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
The (Stolen) Controversial Survey
Posted 17 years ago[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
The fact that it's even here is evidence to a "Yes" answer, eh?
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No thanks. My world-view is fucked up enough as-is; what do I need drugs for?
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Pro-choice, though, if you don't want a kid, then wear you goddam raincoat, mate.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
I don't think it will fail at all. Read on for more..
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I'll put it this way; I'd rather understand why people do things that punish them for it, so I'd have to say against. If you're willing to commit a crime bad enough to be considered for execution, I'd rather them be put in solitary confinement for life. To me, SC is as good as death.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Don't really care. See previous drug-related question.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
If you want it that bad, and if it feels good, and you have a clean consience after, be my guest. Again, just wear your rubber.
[08] Do you believe in God?
No. I believe in the concept of a deity-being, though not necessarily the 'God' figure of modern Christianty. Lately, I've seen only a hating, wrathful god associated with Christianity at large. No thanks. If their God was truly a loving and understanding one, it wouldn't promote war and murder in it's name. ...may the Force be with you. >.>
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Absolutely. If people love one another enough, who am I to deny them the right of marraige?
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
As I see it, they were here first; them and the Native Americans. They're just ignoring the laws of invaders who have squatter's rights on a technicality.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
...on that I'm torn. I can't decide whether it's right or not. Pass.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
No. People here aren't smart enough to regulate when/if they appoint a designated driver at the current legal drinking age, so lowering it will just *increase* the death-toll. Hell to the no, it shouldn'tbe lowered.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Absolutely. We should be better than this. Blood =/= oil.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Wel, as I don't have the gumption *to* kill myself, I don't really have any feelings one way or the other. If someone is physically unable to do themselves in, yet wants it so bad to as assistance...no, on second thought, it's wrong. I wouldn't be able to 'help' that way.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Yes. As a disciplinary action only. Children can be absolute shits when they get a wild hair up their butt, and need some direction when they feel like not listening to their parents.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I'd rather fly an American flag 'at distress' rather than burn it. That is, upside-down, and with the star's field opposite to where it should be. Preferably with an anarchy symbol spray-painted on it in black, even. *Evil chortle.*
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Here we go; the big question. In all honesty, I think McCain already *is* the president. Either nobody will take Hilary and/or Obama seriously, or assassinate either/both. It is a very sad fact that neither women nor African-Americans are given the respect they deserve in modern-day society. And this, in my opinion, lessens the hope I have for America.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
To this, I say, "Meh." If people care enough to either read and/or write back about my answers, then they should take into account that I'm a free-thinker and pacifist. My views aren't subject to anyone's judgement.
To quote one of my previous journals,
"In our arrested silence
We plead to our insane gods
In our voices
In our heads
Like the silence in the woods
To stop accusing man and his cool culture
Economic, global domination
The demons remains between that which is sought by the few - profit
And that which is sought by the most - peace, oh peace"
--From "Falling Stars", by Serj Tankian. I DON'T OWN THIS. Just sharing something meaningful to me.
The fact that it's even here is evidence to a "Yes" answer, eh?
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No thanks. My world-view is fucked up enough as-is; what do I need drugs for?
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Pro-choice, though, if you don't want a kid, then wear you goddam raincoat, mate.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
I don't think it will fail at all. Read on for more..
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I'll put it this way; I'd rather understand why people do things that punish them for it, so I'd have to say against. If you're willing to commit a crime bad enough to be considered for execution, I'd rather them be put in solitary confinement for life. To me, SC is as good as death.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Don't really care. See previous drug-related question.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
If you want it that bad, and if it feels good, and you have a clean consience after, be my guest. Again, just wear your rubber.
[08] Do you believe in God?
No. I believe in the concept of a deity-being, though not necessarily the 'God' figure of modern Christianty. Lately, I've seen only a hating, wrathful god associated with Christianity at large. No thanks. If their God was truly a loving and understanding one, it wouldn't promote war and murder in it's name. ...may the Force be with you. >.>
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Absolutely. If people love one another enough, who am I to deny them the right of marraige?
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
As I see it, they were here first; them and the Native Americans. They're just ignoring the laws of invaders who have squatter's rights on a technicality.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
...on that I'm torn. I can't decide whether it's right or not. Pass.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
No. People here aren't smart enough to regulate when/if they appoint a designated driver at the current legal drinking age, so lowering it will just *increase* the death-toll. Hell to the no, it shouldn'tbe lowered.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Absolutely. We should be better than this. Blood =/= oil.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Wel, as I don't have the gumption *to* kill myself, I don't really have any feelings one way or the other. If someone is physically unable to do themselves in, yet wants it so bad to as assistance...no, on second thought, it's wrong. I wouldn't be able to 'help' that way.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Yes. As a disciplinary action only. Children can be absolute shits when they get a wild hair up their butt, and need some direction when they feel like not listening to their parents.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I'd rather fly an American flag 'at distress' rather than burn it. That is, upside-down, and with the star's field opposite to where it should be. Preferably with an anarchy symbol spray-painted on it in black, even. *Evil chortle.*
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Here we go; the big question. In all honesty, I think McCain already *is* the president. Either nobody will take Hilary and/or Obama seriously, or assassinate either/both. It is a very sad fact that neither women nor African-Americans are given the respect they deserve in modern-day society. And this, in my opinion, lessens the hope I have for America.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
To this, I say, "Meh." If people care enough to either read and/or write back about my answers, then they should take into account that I'm a free-thinker and pacifist. My views aren't subject to anyone's judgement.
To quote one of my previous journals,
"In our arrested silence
We plead to our insane gods
In our voices
In our heads
Like the silence in the woods
To stop accusing man and his cool culture
Economic, global domination
The demons remains between that which is sought by the few - profit
And that which is sought by the most - peace, oh peace"
--From "Falling Stars", by Serj Tankian. I DON'T OWN THIS. Just sharing something meaningful to me.
One more time..
Posted 17 years agoDear friends, but especially you, Etna
I'll join the monastery. When I saw the shrunken head in your camping car. Sit on the crazy monk, Senile; that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. Your ring, your photo--never forget the incarnation as an eskimo.
Greetings to your frog Leonard.
Slair
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
I'll join the monastery. When I saw the shrunken head in your camping car. Sit on the crazy monk, Senile; that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. Your ring, your photo--never forget the incarnation as an eskimo.
Greetings to your frog Leonard.
Slair
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
ME-ME-ME-ME part II
Posted 17 years agoYEAH!! T_T STILL!!!
Fill in the answers you want to:
1. Guys and/or Girls?
2. What turns you on, furry and real life?
3. Dominant, or Submissive?
4. What gets you the most randy? (i.e. a long
workout, or some kind of smell/taste)
5. What are you most likely: The Romantic, The Pervert, The Whore
6. You like fore-play, or just get straight to it?
7. What's your #1 thing to do before sex?
8. Do you do it clothed, or butt-naked?
9. Lots of noise, or keep quiet?
10. Where would you want to have sex at? (excluding the bed)
11. What's your favorite position?
12. Any kind of fetishes at all?
13. Would you do me?
14. Would you let me do you?
15. Would you post this journal to see what I say to you?
Fill in the answers you want to:
1. Guys and/or Girls?
2. What turns you on, furry and real life?
3. Dominant, or Submissive?
4. What gets you the most randy? (i.e. a long
workout, or some kind of smell/taste)
5. What are you most likely: The Romantic, The Pervert, The Whore
6. You like fore-play, or just get straight to it?
7. What's your #1 thing to do before sex?
8. Do you do it clothed, or butt-naked?
9. Lots of noise, or keep quiet?
10. Where would you want to have sex at? (excluding the bed)
11. What's your favorite position?
12. Any kind of fetishes at all?
13. Would you do me?
14. Would you let me do you?
15. Would you post this journal to see what I say to you?
ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME....meme.
Posted 17 years agoYEAH. Megido posted this, and in kind, I've taken it upon m'self to...do as it says. Peace.
a) Tell me how I know you
b) Associate youself with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, etc.
c) Tell me something I like about you
d) Tell me a memory I have of you
e) Tell me something I've always wanted to know
about you
f) Tell me what your favorite pic of mine is
g) In return, you must post this in your journal
a) Tell me how I know you
b) Associate youself with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, etc.
c) Tell me something I like about you
d) Tell me a memory I have of you
e) Tell me something I've always wanted to know
about you
f) Tell me what your favorite pic of mine is
g) In return, you must post this in your journal
An excerpt from one of Serj's songs.
Posted 17 years ago"In our arrested silence
We plead to our insane gods
In our voices
In our heads
Like the silence in the woods
To stop accusing man and his cool culture
Economic, global domination
The demons remains between that which is sought by the few - profit
And that which is sought by the most - peace, oh peace"
--From "Falling Stars", by Serj Tankian. I DON'T OWN THIS. Just sharing something meaningful to me.
We plead to our insane gods
In our voices
In our heads
Like the silence in the woods
To stop accusing man and his cool culture
Economic, global domination
The demons remains between that which is sought by the few - profit
And that which is sought by the most - peace, oh peace"
--From "Falling Stars", by Serj Tankian. I DON'T OWN THIS. Just sharing something meaningful to me.
BONG!...-ing
Posted 17 years agoOkay, update. I went to a temp agency today and got a job offer straight off. I start tomorrow, and work Monday to Friday, 6 am to 4:30 pm. Thing is, tomorrow's my birthday; I turn twenty-three. Ironic, innit?
Anywho, I'll be pulling orders for a place called CV Holdings, taking inventory and shit. I've done industrial things 'afore, so it won't be so foreign a thing.
Laters. ^_^
Anywho, I'll be pulling orders for a place called CV Holdings, taking inventory and shit. I've done industrial things 'afore, so it won't be so foreign a thing.
Laters. ^_^
o_O "Essay due"?! Dubya-Tee-Eff is this shit?
Posted 17 years agoOy gevalt....
What the hell has happened?
Where has the past month and two weeks gone? I want my summer back, goddamnit!
Update; I quit my dead end of a job working for Wondebread, making their tripple-bleached chemichal-laden crustulorum majoris, ad naseum, ad infinitum....whatever. Shitsux.
I moved out of the steel and concrete hell known as Tulsa, and into a small town called Opelika, where I am living my dream. Slacking off for the summer.
I've nearly beaten the GOTY edition of Oblivion with about 57 out of 60 Achievements. Yay, me. Being an Assassin rocks. But. I accidentally lost my Skeleton Key... Nocturnal would kill me...if I didn't already start all that shit over. l:/
I'm looking for a new job, and have a good lead on one working for a company what makes parts for BMW... Ayuh. Mucho cash-o.
Anywho. That's what I did over my summer Vaca--....
Oh, god....
What the hell has happened?
Where has the past month and two weeks gone? I want my summer back, goddamnit!
Update; I quit my dead end of a job working for Wondebread, making their tripple-bleached chemichal-laden crustulorum majoris, ad naseum, ad infinitum....whatever. Shitsux.
I moved out of the steel and concrete hell known as Tulsa, and into a small town called Opelika, where I am living my dream. Slacking off for the summer.
I've nearly beaten the GOTY edition of Oblivion with about 57 out of 60 Achievements. Yay, me. Being an Assassin rocks. But. I accidentally lost my Skeleton Key... Nocturnal would kill me...if I didn't already start all that shit over. l:/
I'm looking for a new job, and have a good lead on one working for a company what makes parts for BMW... Ayuh. Mucho cash-o.
Anywho. That's what I did over my summer Vaca--....
Oh, god....
Survey dealy-o..
Posted 17 years agoI stole this survey from SullenLust. O_o Hey, I am a thief, yanno..
HUMAN QUESTIONS
-What's your real name?
Ben
-Gender?
Male.
-Orientation?
Negotiable.
-Race?
Mixed caucasian.
-What's your favorite genre of music?
Rock.
-What's your favorite band/musical artist?
System of a Down/Serj Tankian
-What's your worst peeve?
I have anger issues about some topics.
-Are you doing well in school?
Got my GED.
-Do you have a religion?
I belong to the Church of the Jedi..
-What turns you on?
"Big" women, handsome men, kissing, stockings,
-Do you consider yourself a whore?
That depends on who you talk to.
-Do you have a favorite movie?
V for Vendetta
-Funniest thing you've ever said?
"What the shit?"
-What do you eat?
Pringles, peaches, peanut butter M&Ms..
-Are you flexible?
Kind of. I'm better at sneaking than bending..
-What's your favorite video game?
Guitar Hero. Can't pick just one, though.
-Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yus; coworker.
-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
Ripping the crotch of my pants wide open while climbing over a barbed-wire fence while at work.
-Are you a (gulp) MySpace whore?
I have one, but I don't camwhore, or blog whore or any shit like that.
FURRY QUESTIONS
-What's your furry name?
Slair/Slairette Mongrel
-Species?
Hyena
-If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?
Mercurial.
-Does your fur have a side-story?
Notorious pickpocket and thief; simple.
-Is your fur a whore?
Also, depends on whom you talk to. :/
-Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?
Same hair/headfur: shoulder-length, unruefully curly, and brown; same eyes: hazel;
-What's your fur's favorite outfit?
For thiefing; studded leathers and soft-soled boots. For casual wear; jeans, t-shirts, undies, socks, and skater-shoes.
-Describe your furs overall personality in a few words.
Eccentric, energetic, perverted, mostly pacifistic (like me).
-How often do you RP using your fur?
Whenever I head off to The Tub.
-Does your fur have any weapons?
Twin enchanted daggers.
-How does your fur wear his/her hair?
Either loose and quasi-messful, or tied back in a sort-of topknot. Gotta keep it off my neck somehow..
HUMAN QUESTIONS
-What's your real name?
Ben
-Gender?
Male.
-Orientation?
Negotiable.
-Race?
Mixed caucasian.
-What's your favorite genre of music?
Rock.
-What's your favorite band/musical artist?
System of a Down/Serj Tankian
-What's your worst peeve?
I have anger issues about some topics.
-Are you doing well in school?
Got my GED.
-Do you have a religion?
I belong to the Church of the Jedi..
-What turns you on?
"Big" women, handsome men, kissing, stockings,
-Do you consider yourself a whore?
That depends on who you talk to.
-Do you have a favorite movie?
V for Vendetta
-Funniest thing you've ever said?
"What the shit?"
-What do you eat?
Pringles, peaches, peanut butter M&Ms..
-Are you flexible?
Kind of. I'm better at sneaking than bending..
-What's your favorite video game?
Guitar Hero. Can't pick just one, though.
-Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yus; coworker.
-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
Ripping the crotch of my pants wide open while climbing over a barbed-wire fence while at work.
-Are you a (gulp) MySpace whore?
I have one, but I don't camwhore, or blog whore or any shit like that.
FURRY QUESTIONS
-What's your furry name?
Slair/Slairette Mongrel
-Species?
Hyena
-If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?
Mercurial.
-Does your fur have a side-story?
Notorious pickpocket and thief; simple.
-Is your fur a whore?
Also, depends on whom you talk to. :/
-Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?
Same hair/headfur: shoulder-length, unruefully curly, and brown; same eyes: hazel;
-What's your fur's favorite outfit?
For thiefing; studded leathers and soft-soled boots. For casual wear; jeans, t-shirts, undies, socks, and skater-shoes.
-Describe your furs overall personality in a few words.
Eccentric, energetic, perverted, mostly pacifistic (like me).
-How often do you RP using your fur?
Whenever I head off to The Tub.
-Does your fur have any weapons?
Twin enchanted daggers.
-How does your fur wear his/her hair?
Either loose and quasi-messful, or tied back in a sort-of topknot. Gotta keep it off my neck somehow..
Hitting a snag..
Posted 17 years agoI'm pulling chapter three because I've been told that its format was messed up a little, and the fact that this was one that I didn't doo much correcting on. Once I get it all re-done (that is, tenses righted, spaces and hyphenation added), I'll put it back up. For now, though, I hope my readers--if I have any :S--will be satisfied with chapters 0-2. Sorry folks.
Solution...kinda
Posted 17 years agoThere. I've uploaded all the parts of my story, and they seem to show up fine to me. Before you go reading, they cover domination, male/female sex, mind-linking/telepathy, gender transformation, fantasy, drama (kind of), and lastly, reincarnation. If any of these bother you, then steer clear of my series. To those of you whom find one, more, or all of these topics appealing, then enjoy my humble effort at writing. Ta!
