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To Edmonton! I can't wait. I'll be there for the weekend of the 8th because I'm going to the Rise Against concert with my brother. I cant wait daffsdd.

Anyone from Edmonton wanna meet up?

Well for anyone who cares for an update on my life, I've moved to Alberta, am now attending pre-veterinary school, have my first job, haven't made any real friends other then work-friends, and I got myself a brand new laptop since my old Acer aspire was shit. This time I got myself a HP and it's beautiful. Plus I can draw again! Expect some stuff from me soon guys, I'm still getting used to college and working on my style some more. You'll probably just get sketches and stuff for this month.

UNLESS YOU WANT TO COMMISSION ME TO HELP ME GET THE MONEY TO VISIT MY BOYFRIEND THIS DECEMBER

TL;DR

New laptop, expect art soon, commission me.

MY LOVELY USB DRIVES DECIDED TO BREAK. ALL OF THEM.

So no art until I get a new laptop. I've got my eye on this nice HP one at Staples. It's like 900 tax included.
BUT I HAVE A JOB NOW AND WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD THAT SONOFABITCH IN A FEW WEEKS FUCK YEAAAHH.

Oh yeah and the job has 9 hour shifts roughly 5 times a week soooo little to no time to actually draw once I get said new laptop.

BUT ON THE OTHER PAW, I'm going to start VET SCHOOL (FUCK YEEEAH) in September. WHICH MEANS only 1 or 2 shifts a week. And less pay. So I might just work the rest of July and all of August at this place then QUIT WHEN I START SCHOOL (OH NOES) in order to work a NEW job at a groomers! YEEY.

WHAT MAKES ME SAD is the limited time I will now have to talk to my beautiful lovethecake ; A;
I'm glad we can voice call every night now though. Hearing his voice makes me feel happy, and two hours of voice call every night of the week somehow seems more satisfying then five or more hours of MSN blargahargen slow reply chatting.

IDK I'm looking at the bright side. Or trying. Life is good for the most part now though so it's not very hard to do.

MY LIFE. Is most likely uninteresting to you. I doubt you have read this far. If you have, go get a life. I love you guys seriously my friends are the best friends.

And I really love you Dillon <3 If you miss me just look back here and remember I'm always always thinkin about you love -kisskiss- <3

PDA FOR EVERYONE ELSE, SUCKS TO YOUR ASSMAR yesimhigh GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY

I NEED TO MAKE MY BOYFRIEND SOME BIRTHDAY ART. ALSO IF YOU READ THIS PLEASE TELL ME YOUR BIRTHDAY SO I CAN MAKE YOU ART TOO.

I need to also finish a commission for someone and I should have finished it fucking forever and a day ago, but I've been busy and that's a very poor excuse oh well.

SORRY TO MY COMMISSIONER ;A; I APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE. I am gunna completely restart it and finish it in one go because i have improved and i want your commission to look very nice.

THE COMMISSIONER IS PROLLY NOT EVEN READING THIS,

YOU ARE PROLLY NOT EVEN READING THIS.

I also have a fursuit being made for me <3 KOZARRRR. Expect pictures of me gaying up Alberta in suit soon guys n gals.

THATS ALL FOR NOW.

it's been fun. I'll miss you when I leave tomorrow <3

ANYWAYS on to business! I know I've been posting nothing but that's because I've been here in Florida since the 27th and I don't go home till tomorrow. I've been really busy here too so I havent been drawing or even getting on my laptop much. After tomorrow I'll start drawing again (maybe) provided it doesn't take me long to get settled into my new home.

For those who didn't already know and actually care, I moved out of newfoundland and am living across the country in Alberta, where I'm starting vet school : D

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GOGOGOOO

I need all the money I can get to go and visit my boyfriend lovethecake this August sooooo I'm doing some commissions! Prices beloooow~


[$1.00CAD] Derp icon [$2.00CAD] Linked http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4895859/
[$2.00CAD] Black and white traditional http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5192380/
[$3.00CAD] Icon [$5.00CAD] Linked NO SAMPLE
[$5.00CAD] Sketch http://i1105.photobucket.com/albums.....chsurprise.png
[$5.00CAD] Colored digital (no bg): http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5230677/
[$5.00CAD] Conbadge NO SAMPLE
[$10.00CAD] Full digital (bg/shade) NO SAMPLE
[$2.00CAD] Multiple Characters

...and you see those couples who are like, MADE for each other, and they go through all these problems and stuff and then finally, GLORIOUSLY, they realize they were meant to be together, and it's all so beautiful and you might even cry.

Well I've always seen that as something silly. Like that could ever happen in real life right? Too bad it did happen in real life.

I love you lovethecake forever and ever <3

Mine is http://midnightmischeif.tumblr.com/

1) Favorite object in your room?
Paradox or my laptop.

2) Have you ever smoked a cigarette?
No, I am allergic.

3) Do you own guns?
Can I count my dick as one?

4) What flavor drink do you get at sonic?
Sonic? The hedgehog?

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Depends on what the appointment is for.

6) What do you think of hot dogs?
Sometimes.

7) Favorite song?
Maybe "Born This Way - Lady GaGa"

8.) Can you do push ups?
Most likely not.

9) Can you do a chin up?
No.

10) Favouritee type of jewlery?
Bracelets and watches <3

11) Do you like blue cheese?
Never had.

12) Ever been in a car wreck?
No but I've been superbly close to one.

13) What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
My entirety.

14) Middle name?
Michelle, or 'Monster' for my fursona.

15) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
(1) I am in pain.

(2) I should put a shirt on mayhaps.

(3) I do not have any other thoughts. Oh wait, that was one.

16) Name 3 things you bought yesterday.

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

17) Name 3 drinks you drink regularly ?

(a) Coke

(b) Water

© Tea

18.) Current worry?
That nobody loves me (Cuz honestly I feel like it's true.)

19) Current hate right now?
My gender.

20) How did you bring in the New Year?
Vodka and snapping a kids noisemaker.

21) Where would you like to be right now?
Anywhere where I was being loved.

22) Name three people who will complete this?
Maybe nobody.

23) Do you own slippers?
Yes I have blue fake fur boot slippers. They are blue and wonderfully warm.

24) What shirt are you wearing?
Not wearing a shirt.

25) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
One would have to have done so in order to have an opinion.

26) Can you whistle?
Sorta.

27) Would you be a pirate?
Maybe an ass-pirate. Then I can get all the booty I want.

28.) What songs do you sing in the shower?
321, Dirty little secret, Bad romance and sometimes when I'm sad I sing Love Child or Carpal tunnel of love.

29) Favorite girl’s name?
October or Nikki.

30) Favorite boy’s name?
Cole, Kozar, Seth, Rogan, Jack, there are a lot...

31) What’s in your pocket?
My dick.

32) Last person who made you laugh?
I don't remember the last time I laughed.

33) Best memory as a child?
The epic adventure I had with my zeroth best friend (Inside joke). We went down in a ditch, up a hill, through the woods, across a little river, and into a field. Then we went back to my house, up the road, and climbed on top of a tunnel.

34) Worst injury you’ve ever had?
Cracked open my skull. I have (not joking here) a thunderbolt scar on my forehead.

35) Do you love where you live?
If the people were nice then I would.

36.) How many TVs do you have in your house?
Three.

37) Who is your loudest friend?
I dunno.

38.) How many dogs do you have?
Two at the time, probably permanently.

39) Does someone have a crush on you?
Yes but I don't reciprocate it.

40) What is your favorite candy?
I don't really like candy but lollipops are good. And Popsicles. Now I need to shove on a shirt to go get a Popsicles great.

41) Favorite Sport?
Soccer and/or football.

42) Where is the next place you want to travel to?
Michigan or California.

43) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Crying.

44) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
"Shit I have that goddamn Schindler's List test today..."

LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Nikki
- Eye Color: Chameleon, currently grey
- Hair Style/Color: Shoulder length, soon to be layered and whispy, black with red ends.
- Height: Aparently 5'5"
- Clothing style: Manly clothes, double shirts and cargo pants.
- Best physical feature: My 'Harry Potter' scar.

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Being alone and the dark.
- Your guilty pleasure: Imagination hehe..
- Your biggest pet peeve: People touching my neck.
- Your ambitions for the future: DOCTOR OF VETERINARY MEDICINE 8DD

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: "Whattimeisit"
- What you think about most: My bff
- What you think about before bed: My bff
- You think your best quality is: Uhhhhhhhhh I dunno I don't have anyyy.

LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: I've never had ANY dates.
- To be loved or respected: Respected.
- Beauty or brains: Brains.
- Dogs or cats: MRRROW.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Sometimes.
- Believe in yourself: Not in the least.
- Believe in love: Less and less each day.
- Want someone: I want a specific someone.

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: A lot, I have another play coming up.
- Done drugs: Nope. Only drug I ever held was the ones I was using as evidence.
- Changed who you were to fit in: Nope.

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Orange and Green <3333
- Favorite animal: YAPOK
- Favorite movie: ohchrist. Probably like...How to Train your Dragon.
- Favorite game: FFFFFFF patapon.

LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: October 3rd.
- How old will you be: 18.
- Age you lost your virginity: I still have it yo.
- Does age matter: Eh... a bit.

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Loving, accepting and easy to agree to disagree with.
- Best eye color: I like vivid or really dull colored eyes.
- Best hair color: FFF uh, odd colors attract me most but I like black/brown too.
- Best thing to do with a partner: I have never done anything with anybody so I have no idea 8I

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: My best friend lovethecake.
- I feel: Conflicted, depressed, disappointing to others, like a bad friend, and like I don't care anymore.
- I hide: when I cry.
- I miss: Having someone to love who loves me back.
- I wish: for things that will never happen.

LAYER ELEVEN: I TAG
YO MOMMA

1) What's your character's name?
Nikki Monster Derpossum

2) How old is he/she?
17

3) Is your OC a boy or girl?
A fancy little word called TransMan.

4) What's his/her race species?
Yapok! (Water Opossum)

Appearance

1) If this character were to suddenly become part of the real world, and ended up in a heavily-populated area, how many stares would he/she get?
Probably a lot. He's pretty eye-catching.

2) Is your character considered normal in his/her own world?
In his world he would be considered normal.

3) What would be his/her most recognizable feature(s)
THE GLOWING and the hugeass nose.

4) Would you consider your OC as attractive?
I'd tap that.

Personality

1) Temper?
SHY outgoing nice PASSIFIST cuddleslut.

2) Does your character ever get depressed?
OFTEN.

3) Leader or Follower?
Leader if he can get the courage to.

4) What is the main aspect(s) of his/her personality?
Will-do-anything-for-you nice.

History

1) Did your OC have a family of any sort? If so, are they still alive?
He has a brother named Toasty. (My brother's sona)

2) Is your character out on his/her own?
Nope.

3) Has he/she encountered any traumatizing events?
Yes he HAS.

4) What was probably the best time in his/her life so far?
When he became a man.

Romance

1) Single?
Forever aloneeeee!

2) Has your OC developed any romantic relationships?
Nope.

3) Virgin?
Yeeeeeeep.

4) Does your character like flirting?
Sometimes.

Symbolism

1) What animal would you associate your OC with?
Did you not already ask this? A yapok :V

2) Musical Instrument?
A smaller-then-normal black guitar with white rings around the sound hole. Name's Cole.

3) Element?
WATAAAH

4) Planet?
Chire

Showing the Love

1) Do you draw your character?
Yessir.

2) Do you write about him/her?
I'm working on the plot.

3) Do you use him/her in any RPGs?
All the time, I mean, he is me so...yeah.

4) What other ways have you appreciated your OC?
I dunno :U I had a dream about him once.

WITH SOME GODDAMN FUCKING SANDPAPER.

1.Do you sleep naked?
Half naked sometimes.

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
No :U

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Someone else.

4. Do you enjoy drama?
Hellz to the no.

5. Are you a manly man?
As manly as they come.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Dunno. Art teacher or mom most likely.

7. Small or large package?
Huge.

8. Are you short?
Average I suppose.

9. Do you like somebody?
Yep.

10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
Lol no.

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
If I'm goin out yeah.

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
No.

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Yes : D

14. Are you double jointed?
Idk. I don't think so.

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Hanging over the edge of a metal bar most likely.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Apparently I'm a lesbian.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yeah.

19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
I dunno.

[ ] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater. (Secretly though.)
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[X] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[x] I own a Spice Girls CD. (DONT JUDGE ME)
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Girls are confusing. (I'd love to have a girl tell me I don't know anything about being a lady c:)
[x] I've been called a bad influence
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.


Come on fellas, be truthful!

1. What color is your underwear?
Black with cyan stripes on top.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
Ew girls.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Yes! Damn woman.

4. What's one thing a girl or guy can do to make you like them?
Make me smile.

5. Do you have a best friend?
SURE DO, MR.LOVETHECOCK

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes.

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Does a phalloplasty count?

8. Do you like your life?
I guess yeah.

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
I'd never have a girlfriend.

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yes, and I was unwillingly thrown into one while clothed as well!

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Guys.

14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Yeah.

15. What are your biggest fears?
Being alone, things being close to my neck, losing my best friend.

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Often.

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Every day.

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No.

19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yahur.

20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
EW no.

21. Are you currently missing someone?
Nope.

THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE:


Cowgirl or Gangster?
Men

Preppy or Punk?
Men

Face or Body?
Men

Good cook or take you out a lot?
Men

Sweet or sexy?
Men

Armani or Abercrombie?
Men

Contacts or glasses?
Men

1. Who is your favorite Pokémon?
Absolute Favorite: Abra
Kanto/Generation I: Abra
Johto/Generation II: Aipom
Hoenn/Generation III: Exploud
Sinnoh/Generation IV: Toxicroak
Unova/Generation V: Scrafty
Grass starter: Chikorita
Fire starter: Chimchar
Water starter: Totodile

Eeveelution: Leafeon
Legendary Pokémon: Uxie
Starter in Basic form: Chimchar
Starter at Stage 2: Charmeleon
Starter at Stage 3: Typhlosion

2. Why do you like your absolute favorite?
He's just about the cutest of any pokemon EVER.

3. What is your favorite type of Pokémon? Why?
Psychic because they tend to look so cool!

4. If you were a Pokémon, what would you be?
I don't know, if you actually read this, what do YOU think i'd be? Imma just say nidoking cuz im manly like that.

5. What would be the first Pokémon you catch on your journey? (Name one for each region.)
Kanto: idk
Johto: idk
Hoenn: idk
Sinnoh: idk
Unova: idk

6. Name your dream team. (Any region)
Alakazam, Chandelure, Scrafty, Nidoking, Toxicroak, Exploud

7. How long have you been interested in Pokémon?
Errrr. Since the day it came out pretty much.

8. What do you value more, the games or the toys?
buh...toys I spose, the games bore me.

9. What games do you have?
Yellow, silver, ruby, leaf green, pearl, platinum, soul silver, red rescue team, blue rescue team, explorers of time, explorers of the sky, ranger 3, snap, i think that's it?

10. What is your favorite plush? Figure? Game?
plush- Don't have any.
figure- Don't have any.
game- Sounds like white will be it.

11. Name your top 5 least favorite Pokémon.
5. That veiny gross new gen 5 one
4. nosepass's evo.
3. nosepass
2. idk
1. idk

12. What is your most favorite and least favorite regions?
favorite- Sinnoh
least- Jhoto

13. Do you like anthropomorphic (human-like) Pokémon (Pokémorphs)?
Sometimes.

14. What Pokémorph species would you want to be?
Toxicroak, nidoking...alakazam....idk DDD8

15. What is your favorite moment in the Pokémon anime?
When butterfree wears that dashing scarf.

16. Which feature in any Pokémon game do you enjoy the most? (e.g. multiplayer battles, contests, day/night system, etc.)
The bug catching contest! <333 And I like making poffins/pokeblocks/whatever also it sounds like the battle system for white is gunna be impressive.

17. What is your favorite Pokémon song(s) (or song used in the Pokémon animé and movies)?
Idk.

18. What is your favorite Pokémon movie?
That one about latias/latios and Pokemon 4ever.

19. Do you prefer Pokémon that are powerful or Pokémon that have a good design (in other words, good looks)?
Good looks.

20. Quick! What is your most random thought (that's clean) of a Pokémon doing something that humans do?
stuffing their face with spaghetti! OMNOMNOM

21. Tag 5 people
your mom
your dad
your uncle
your cat
your left foot

As always, if you guess yourself correctly, I will let you know you were right.

1. I can count the amount of people I hate on one paw, and you my "friend" are now one of them. I let you into my life because you used to be one of the coolest people I ever knew, and now... I can't stand to hear your voice, see your face, or even be in your presence. Lately I've been wanting to yell at you to get the hell away, because what we once had doesn't exist anymore. You no longer care for anything I do, giving me awkward silences and dirty looks as rewards for me sharing my deepest secrets. You say you love me, but that's not what love entails. Get out of my life and don't come back until you're you again.

2. I miss you a lot. I know we will always be very close friends, and you will always love me as much as I love you, but you're never around much anymore and it kind of upsets me. At least in the near future I'll have a better chance of meeting you in person and we can get close to each other again. I miss what we had a few years ago. I really hope we can get it back.

3. You won't see this but I really look up to you. When people ask me who my biggest hero is, you always come to mind. I get so much hope for my future from you and I want you to know that. I also really admire your artistic ability and amazing personality. We rarely talk, but when we do, I feel like I can immediately talk about near on to anything with you.

4. I love you. I really mean it, but you make it so hard for me to be me nowadays. I wish you could learn to accept that not everyone is going to share your views and be the perfect person. I know what you want me to grow up to be, and I can't tell you what I KNOW I will grow up to be, because they are two entirely different people. I'm sorry I cant be who you want me to be.

5. It bothered me when you entered my life. You did so with lives and deception. But I let it slide and allowed you to come in, and for a while you were a cool person. I still think you can be awesome at times, but mostly I wish you'd learn that picking on me is not the best way to make me like you. And please respect my fears and stop grabbing my neck.

6. You're reading this one right now and you know I'm talking about you. You are the most amazing person I have ever had the honor of meeting. I love you, and I hope you're always in my life, because you are the world to me, and I don't know what I'd do if I lost you. I can tell you absolutely anything and everything about my life and know you won't judge or think any less of me. I love how safe, loved and generally happy you make me feel. I also have to thank you for helping me realize things about myself, like my gender dystrophy, and just HOW crappy some of my friends are. Thanks for being my friend, I love you.

7. I recently met you, and I don't know what to really say, but I feel I need to single you out because we have a lot in common. I really value the friendship we have, and the comfort you make me feel about being myself.

8. I think I have the smallest crush on you, but it won't go anywhere. You said you would date me if I were a guy, but that's not something I can do for you yet. I appreciate how today you let me know I was a close friend of yours and would be upset if you lost me, until now I was unsure on how you saw me. Of my friends outside the internet, you are one of the best I have. I'd love to hang out with you more but I'm far too shy to ask. Plus I know you have many other friends you'd probably prefer to hang out with over me. Additionally, thanks for being so accepting of me.

9. On the 13th it will have been a year since you broke my heart for the last time. I don't know how I feel about you. I miss what we had, but not the hurtful things you often did. You used to tell me how you were worried I would cheat on you. Such a hypocrite. Well, I'd love for you to know that the reason you stopped talking to me, Jack, left me without so much as a goodbye or a break up. You both are jerks and I'm so much better off without you. But I still miss the way you made me feel...

10. I have yet to meet you, or maybe I already have, but I love you already. I don't know who or where you are, but when I find out, I hope I realize it's you. I want you to know that I will give everything I can to you, and I want to be with you. Please don't keep me waiting too long, it hurts the longer you wait.

- Love, Nikki.

lol jeez im terrible at getting things done.

I have a new style. I can draw the chibis if you want, but I'd rather do your requests in this style instead:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.....ik15VPMwjZM%3D

:'3

Everything sucks really, I'm getting really pissed at my life right now.

Blame it for the lack of art. I've been too depressed/pissed off to be able to do anything.

I have no motivation to draw anymore. I mean, I got a commission I need to draw, I'll get that done fo sho.

But otherwise, If I owe you a chibi or w/e it's going to have to wait. Unless you really want it that bad, I could probably half-ass something.

It would look about as good as the rest of my art. I hate my style.

(+++) This like whoa... OMG
(++) Oh my! <3
(+) I like it
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not my thing
(--) Turn-off
(---) My mouse is on its way to Back button
(?) Never saw that before

Anal on Males (+++)
Anal on Females (---)
Breasts (---)
Breast Expansion (---)
Weight Gain (++)
Bondage (+++)
Clothing (~)
Leather (--)
Stockings (~)
Shoe/Boots (~)
Suit and Tie (+) (-lol-)
Muscle, Male (---!)
Muscle, Female (---!)
Herm (---)
Cub (---!)
Baby/Diaper (---)
Bloodletting/Vampirism (---)
Transformation (---)
Macro/Micro (---)
Corsets (+)
Impregnation (---)
Pregnancy (---)
Lactation (---)
Soft Vore (---)
Hard Vore (---)
Unbirthing (---)
Paw/Foot (-)
Incest (~)
Felching (---)
Lesbian (F/F) (---)
Gay (M/M) (+++!)
Hetero (M/F) (--)
Bi (~)
Girly Boys (+++!)
Butch Girls (---)
Mind Control (~)
Rape (---!)
Uniform (~)
Orgy (---)
Subbing/Domming (+++!)
Biting (+++!)
Cheesecake (?)
Beefcake (?)
Solo Masturbation (only males+++)
Scat (---!)
Inflation (+)
Fat/Pudge (+++)
Tech (?)
Parasitism/Endosoma (---!)
Watersports (---!)
Glasses (+++!)
Tentacles (---!)
Oviposition (---!!!)
Masochism (++)
Sadism (---!)
Vaginae Dentatae (?)
Multiple body parts (---!)
Partial Nudity (+)
Gore/guro (---!)
Snuff (---!!!)
Hyper (---!)
Zoophilia (---!!!)
Electricity/e-stim (+)
She-males (--)
Cross-dressing (+++!)
Skunk spray (---!)
Oral (+++ on males)
Asphyxiation (?)
Bee Stinging (---!)

Gunna do some simple chibi requests.

An example would be somethin like this

Herro guys, how are your holidays goin? I had a pretty crappy Christmas and boxing day to be honest. Today's been very good to me. I've not (yet) been depressed anyway. I kinda want to get out and do some stuff but everyone's busy doing their own thing and I can't drive or go out alone. If you didn't already know, I'm at my dads house in Alberta.

Christmas was... eh. I mean, I love the things I got, and I'm glad my mom and her boyfriend are happy with the things I got for them too. But it was another very long day, and I was dragged around a lot with very little sleep. I was rather unamused. And I didn't sleep much that night either, because I only managed to fall asleep somewhere around 2-3 and mom woke me up at 3:30 to get ready for my flight out here at 5:30.

Last night was the worst I've been in a while. I mean, I was that tired and upset, I wanted to crawl into a corner and die. Or kill someone. I don't know. I was pretty damn angry. I probably would have cried if my brother hadn't of been there.

Anyways, away from the depressing crap. For Christmas I got some pants, candy, a hair straightener, some gloves, a new jacket and new snowboarding boots. Then I came up here and I got a wallet, a new hoodie, a shirt, Pokepark Wii, some new headphones, and World of Warcraft.

Of everything I got, I love my new jacket, straightener, Pokepark wii, and the headphones the most. And then World of Warcraft. I mean... I tried the trial before, but this is just way too fun all of a sudden! My brother got it for me, and he's going to get me the expansions soon too.

...Imma go play it again now. LATER GUYS -totally forgot anything else I was gunna say here- :DD