In celebration of my new FURRY AVATAR, I'm switching all my stuff out to my new FA page, http://www.furaffinity.net/user/skel-qb/

I know the whole four people who watch me probably haven't even read anything I've written (or have, but haven't said anything), but I feel I should say something.

I haven't written anything of quality in a long while.

Is it possible that I've lost the ability?

That aliens came down from another galaxy, inhabited my brain and, subsequentially, my hands, and stole my ability to write?

Maybe my writing prowess is what their civilization needed to continue evolution, or to cure disease. Maybe by losing my ability to write, I saved an entire planet from space cancer.

Maybe that's all true. But still, alien guys, can you give me my writing skill back? Please? :(

I mean, I'm cool with helping a few folks out, especially from space cancer, but really.

I'd like to write something now. Aliens, if you're reading this, please give me my writing power back. Thanks.

Even though no one reads this, I like writing thoughts down for my own amusement.

I mean, maybe one day when I'm famous, someone will come by and be like, "Hey. Even though he is an awesome celebrity/scientist/astronaut/pirate/alien overlord, he had some cool thoughts once in a while."

Man, I wish I had a bunch of a lot of money.

I realize now I don't really have anything to say. Ha ha!

1. How old will you be in five years?
23

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Today? No one.

3. How tall are you?
5'11"?

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Uh. ... ... Eating... Chicken...?

5. What's the last movie you saw?
Like, in theaters? 300.

6. Who was the last person you called?
Uh... My buddy Wade, I think.

7. Who was the last person to call you?
Wade's girlfriend the stripper.

8. What was the last text message you received?
I'm not cool enough for a cell phone. Even if I did, I would yell at people if they text messaged me.

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Yo' momma.

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Call.

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Dreaming.

12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Divorced.

13. When did you last see your mom?
A few minutes ago.

14. What color are your eyes?
Grey, I think.

15. What time did you wake up today?
9:30-10ish.

16. What are you wearing right now?
Camo pants, "Touch My Monkey" t-shirt.

17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
The Night Santa Went Crazy.

18. Where is your favorite place to be?
The moon.

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
The doctor's office.

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
The inside of a bank vault.

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Hopefully not where I am right now.

22. Do you tan or burn?
Burn. Like bacon.

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Jack Thompson.

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
My answer to the last question.

25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
5. One of them doesn't work, though.

26. How big is your bed?
Big enough for me to sleep on.

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktop.

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
I take my shirt off usually.

29. What color are your sheets?
My sheets are of a SPIDER-MAN MOTIF. You're jealous.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
1.

31. What is your favorite season?
Late fall.

33. What do you like about winter?
Snow.

34. What do you like about the summer?
Swimming.

35. What do you like about spring?
Green.

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
2

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Jesus. Uh... Too many, really.

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
I like to wear socks, I like girls to wear socks, but if they have sexy feet, bare feet. Yeah, I'm weird.

39. Are you a social person?
Very.

40. What was the last thing you ate?
Mac'n'cheese.

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Home Town Buffet! I'm a fatty!

42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Mint oreo.

43. What is your favorite dessert?
Ice cream cake.

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Chicken and dumpling.

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Grape.

46. Do you like Chinese food?
Yes.

47. Do you like coffee?
Sometimes.

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
If you add up the water in all the soda I drink in a day, probably at least one.

49. What do you drink in the morning?
Whatever the first thing I get my hands on is.

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
I usually fall asleep against the wall, and wake up wherever.

52. Do you know how to play poker?
Roughly.

53. Do you like to cuddle?
Especially with cute, squishy gals with pillowy bosoms.

54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Nay.

55. Do you have an addictive personality?
I like pie.

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Home.

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Nay.

59. Do you want kids?
... want them for what?

60. Do you speak any other languages?
l33t

61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Yes.

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yes.

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Lake Erie.

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window.

65. Do you know how to drive stick?
BROOMstick. Badum, tsh.

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Video games.

67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
My earrings and tongue ring pretty much always stay in, unless I'm cleaning or changing them.

68. What is your favorite TV show?
Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Animal Cops, and Fairly Oddparents.

69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Either myself, Tyler or Wade.

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
My stuffed lemur, Rodriguez.

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
...

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Yes.

74. What red object is closest to you right now?
My mousepad has red stripes. It's patriotic.

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Better question: Do you brush your teeth? HA! HA HA! That's disgusting.

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I don't have a closet.

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
A bus full of naked supermodels. Also, change 'attacked' to 'fed grapes by'.

78. Do you flirt a lot?
Yes.

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
BBQ sauce.

80. What is your favorite food?
Tacos.

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes.

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No.

83. Have you ever run out of gas?
I don't even have a vehicle.

84. What is your usual bedtime?
Whenever I get sleepy.

85. What was the last book you read?
Pyramids!

86. Do you read the newspaper?
No.

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nay.

89. Do you watch soap operas?
No.

90. Do you dance in the car?
I don't even dance out of a car.

91. What radio station did you last listen to?
I don't listen to the radio.

92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
My mother and I.

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Notes about a bad drawing I made.

94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Poop.

95. What is your favorite board game?
RISK! Only because I like to yell "BLITZKRIEG" and sweep all of the pieces off the board.

97. When was the last time you attended church?
When I was like 12.

98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
I didn't really have one.

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
2 weeks.

100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
I can't remember. Yeah, it's been that long.