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Posted 13 years agoBlood for the Blood God! >:O
Very busy.
Posted 14 years agoHi, I'm very busy right* now which is why I haven't had time to draw nuthin'.
Most of the spare time I have left has been spent watching movies (Awakenings and Will Hunting was my latest batch) or gaming (New Vegas: Honest Hearts, Back to the Future) because I'm too tired to do anything creative. I'm thirsting for new books and Painter 12, but I'm afraid of spending too much money right now as I'm in quite a bind.
*= Understatement.
Most of the spare time I have left has been spent watching movies (Awakenings and Will Hunting was my latest batch) or gaming (New Vegas: Honest Hearts, Back to the Future) because I'm too tired to do anything creative. I'm thirsting for new books and Painter 12, but I'm afraid of spending too much money right now as I'm in quite a bind.
*= Understatement.
How to train your dragon
Posted 14 years agoI was quite surprised actually. I was looking for something to watch and came upon it sort of by chance.
Very glad I watched it. While I did have a lot of good laughs, I think the movie's strong side is having a well told and good story (script and pacing). I mean, it's not a very original story perhaps, but it's very compelling nonetheless.
I think there's been a lot of dragon stuff in media lately, but I've avoided most of it so for me this was rather fresh.
ps. I'm very happy that I can still watch family movies like this.
pps. I'm following The Event, and in one of the latest episodes they were really condescending towards the audience. I'm not going to spoil any plot, but a character smuggles something, and it's obvious when and where that character gets the "goods"... but they still felt they needed to do a flashback and show in painstaking detail how she "got the goods". I actually got bile in my mouth. I'm serious, I threw up a little in my mouth.
ppps. I also watched the series finale of Smallville. Yes, I followed Smallville. For shame, Spacehunk! ;_;
Very glad I watched it. While I did have a lot of good laughs, I think the movie's strong side is having a well told and good story (script and pacing). I mean, it's not a very original story perhaps, but it's very compelling nonetheless.
I think there's been a lot of dragon stuff in media lately, but I've avoided most of it so for me this was rather fresh.
ps. I'm very happy that I can still watch family movies like this.
pps. I'm following The Event, and in one of the latest episodes they were really condescending towards the audience. I'm not going to spoil any plot, but a character smuggles something, and it's obvious when and where that character gets the "goods"... but they still felt they needed to do a flashback and show in painstaking detail how she "got the goods". I actually got bile in my mouth. I'm serious, I threw up a little in my mouth.
ppps. I also watched the series finale of Smallville. Yes, I followed Smallville. For shame, Spacehunk! ;_;
Clean art in this account?
Posted 14 years agoWould it bother you guys (namely those who watch me) if I started doing clean art on this account? I'm really fed up with drawing porn* right now so I'm probably going to draw guys shooting shit up and friends cutting buddies with swords and probably axes**. Actually more axes than swords, and most likely a mace or two, I'm guessing. Probably going to do some lady with a skullcap. Yeah, definately a skullcap.
Anyway, if you added me to your watchlist, you probably did so for smut. If I get an overwhelming reply not to post clean art here, I'll just post the clean stuff somewhere else and update this profile a little slower for a while. If it's chainmail bikini, it goes here though, don't worry. I'm sure you guys don't mind a bit of fantasy pinup.
*= Fed up with drawing porn, not watching. LOL, that'd be the day. I'd probaly go see a doctor if that happened.
**=Sorry, that was a vague "I'm not your friend, buddy!" Southpark reference.
Anyway, if you added me to your watchlist, you probably did so for smut. If I get an overwhelming reply not to post clean art here, I'll just post the clean stuff somewhere else and update this profile a little slower for a while. If it's chainmail bikini, it goes here though, don't worry. I'm sure you guys don't mind a bit of fantasy pinup.
*= Fed up with drawing porn, not watching. LOL, that'd be the day. I'd probaly go see a doctor if that happened.
**=Sorry, that was a vague "I'm not your friend, buddy!" Southpark reference.
Microsoft .NET framework...
Posted 14 years ago... has to be the biggest mess ever created by any species (artificial or organic) in any galaxy in this universe and any and all parallell universes throughout the whole of history in this or any other timelines. I'm not just talking about software, I mean anything. Everything anyone/anything has ever done (randomly or by intention). Nothing can compare to this catastrophy. I believe the .NET Framework will be the end of not only our species, but the existence and non-existence of everything everywhere, anytime. It will unravel the laws of physics, and ravel them in parallell dimensions where they don't yet exist.
The only reason future generations of all races across this universe won't be writing down Microsoft as the biggest fuckall in the history of fuckalls is because there will be no future, thanks to this complete blackhole of crap that is .NET.
EDIT: I just re-read this and I don't think words can describe this... piece of garbage. I'd have to kill thousands of kittens and gather their broken souls into some sort of phylactery, then follow the ley-lines to the heart of Mother Earth and bury the cursed amulet there, turning this Earth into a miserable dark phantom of it former self... this act would only be the beginning to the installation art I'd have to make to describe a small portion of my complete and utter loathing of Microsofts nonchalant failure. The second step would be the murder of every living creature throughout the history of the universe (by hand no less)... I suppose I'd have to build some sort of time machine, not to mention it is something I wouldn't be able to complete in my lifetime... the task would have to be carried out by my bloodline. A heavy burden to lay upon the innocent.
The only reason future generations of all races across this universe won't be writing down Microsoft as the biggest fuckall in the history of fuckalls is because there will be no future, thanks to this complete blackhole of crap that is .NET.
EDIT: I just re-read this and I don't think words can describe this... piece of garbage. I'd have to kill thousands of kittens and gather their broken souls into some sort of phylactery, then follow the ley-lines to the heart of Mother Earth and bury the cursed amulet there, turning this Earth into a miserable dark phantom of it former self... this act would only be the beginning to the installation art I'd have to make to describe a small portion of my complete and utter loathing of Microsofts nonchalant failure. The second step would be the murder of every living creature throughout the history of the universe (by hand no less)... I suppose I'd have to build some sort of time machine, not to mention it is something I wouldn't be able to complete in my lifetime... the task would have to be carried out by my bloodline. A heavy burden to lay upon the innocent.
Muscles
Posted 14 years agoMeh, gonna have to learn more about muscles and how they flex if I want to keep animating. I'm getting better at bodyfat/flesh in motion, at least.
PS. I'm starting to Fiera... seeing her in motion/animating her sort of makes her tangible, as if I can reach out and touch her. I guess it's because her volume becomes more defined/explained when in motion, as opposed to a still image.
Maybe it won't be so for the viewer, but it's like I can tell how her back feels with my hand. I hope this is a step forward for me, better understanding anatomy or something like that. Either that or I'm going bat-shit insane.
ps. I'm not saying the animation is good (there's a lot of wonkiness, inconsistent volumes and n00b mistakes), and it'll probably seem simpler than some of my other stuff, but it's actually one of the more advanced/difficult ones I've made. If not the most difficult one.
I'm saying I'm happy with what I've learned from animating it.
PS. Don't worry guys, I'm a European artist so this journal entry isn't weird at all!
PS. I'm starting to Fiera... seeing her in motion/animating her sort of makes her tangible, as if I can reach out and touch her. I guess it's because her volume becomes more defined/explained when in motion, as opposed to a still image.
Maybe it won't be so for the viewer, but it's like I can tell how her back feels with my hand. I hope this is a step forward for me, better understanding anatomy or something like that. Either that or I'm going bat-shit insane.
ps. I'm not saying the animation is good (there's a lot of wonkiness, inconsistent volumes and n00b mistakes), and it'll probably seem simpler than some of my other stuff, but it's actually one of the more advanced/difficult ones I've made. If not the most difficult one.
I'm saying I'm happy with what I've learned from animating it.
PS. Don't worry guys, I'm a European artist so this journal entry isn't weird at all!
Recognition at last!
Posted 14 years agoAha! My flashes have made it onto swfchan!
What the?!...
Posted 14 years agoWhy is it that noone's told me about this guy 
?! What is wrong with you people?!
Every piece, so gorgeous! Jesus, man.
EDIT: He might be a she, my sources tell me. I don't really care, an artist is an artist.
?! What is wrong with you people?!Every piece, so gorgeous! Jesus, man.
EDIT: He might be a she, my sources tell me. I don't really care, an artist is an artist.
I'm making a note here...
Posted 14 years ago... huge success.
Thanks for the +watch, guise!
Posted 14 years agoJust wanted to thank all of you who +watched me over the weekend.
When I checked my account today I had around 80 new watches, so I couldn't go through them all, sorry!
I looked through as many as I could, randomly, looking for people with galleries so i could leave a comment or +watch back.
I always try and get to know a little about the person before I send a thank you, but with 80 or so people I just couldn't do that.
It's very humbling and much appriciated that so many of you enjoy my stuff enough to +watch me.
It has also brightened my view of the world (and hope for mankind) that there are so many pictures of sexy round butts out there. People: Butts matter. They are the salt of the oceans, damn you! >:O The tails of the whales! :salute and tears of patriotism:
ps. Sorry to all my straight-mans, but I think a few more of my upcomming pics will be femme-boi/shemale/futa. Promise I'll get back to drawing warm sticky honeypots glistening in the sun (omnom ^3^) after that!
To all my gay-mans (and best-mans): Good news, more gay-pr0n is comming up!
That's all, cats.
Space "The cat-ass-trophy from Outer Space" Hunk
When I checked my account today I had around 80 new watches, so I couldn't go through them all, sorry!
I looked through as many as I could, randomly, looking for people with galleries so i could leave a comment or +watch back.
I always try and get to know a little about the person before I send a thank you, but with 80 or so people I just couldn't do that.
It's very humbling and much appriciated that so many of you enjoy my stuff enough to +watch me.
It has also brightened my view of the world (and hope for mankind) that there are so many pictures of sexy round butts out there. People: Butts matter. They are the salt of the oceans, damn you! >:O The tails of the whales! :salute and tears of patriotism:
ps. Sorry to all my straight-mans, but I think a few more of my upcomming pics will be femme-boi/shemale/futa. Promise I'll get back to drawing warm sticky honeypots glistening in the sun (omnom ^3^) after that!
To all my gay-mans (and best-mans): Good news, more gay-pr0n is comming up!
That's all, cats.
Space "The cat-ass-trophy from Outer Space" Hunk
Favourite removed by user (Disclaimer: This is a joke :P)
Posted 14 years agoIt's a shame you can't see what particular image/submission it is when you get a "Favourite removed by user". Also the time they added the favourite would be nice. Then again, I'm a bit of a statistic geek. I doesn't bother me that people remove stuff from their favourites, it's the lack of data that bothers me. Specifically, it doesn't help me improve.
As it is I've had to make up a scenario without any basis other than statistics from my hentai-foundry (hereby refered to as HF) gallery:
Here's my top three pictures voted by users on HF (upload date in paranthesis): Red Riding Hood (April 14), Payback (April 15), Elven Spring Ritual (April 13).
HF has two ways of measuring popularity: Votes (anonymous) and Favourites.
Going by Favourites the top three list is:
1. Red Riding Hood
2. Elven Spring Ritual
3. Payback
Going by the anonymous Votes, we get a slightly different result:
1. Red Riding Hood
2 Payback
3. Elven Spring Ritual
Red Riding hood is always in the lead, but it's a pic of a redhead (not to mention it has buttseks, which is the esperanto of sex) so it was bound to win anyway, what's interesting is that even though Payback has been on HF for a shorter amount of time than Elven Spring Ritual, it's still more popular by anonymous Votes.
Since I'm no scientist, I can draw conclusions willy-nilly (which I will right after this paranthesis) and it seems that under the heavy cowl of anonymity, HF prefers beastiality over OMGHevanElfOrgy.
Now, over to FA, which even has "Fur" in its name. This is my synopsis:
User sees Wolf buttseksing Lara Croft. User adds picture to Favourites. Users brain catches up and whispers in Users ear (from the inside, slightly moist reverb) "Dude. What's that sweet little doe girl gonna think when she sees Lara with a Wolf right there on your profile. Look at him go, for heaven's sake, man! He hasn't even got his knot in, you moron! Spilling his seed!.. it's in the bible! Onan and Tamar! Onan and Tamaar-taamar-maar~". User rubs ear to silence maniacal harping, removes Favourite.
User dons heavy yoke of shame, spills his seed, goes to bed.
As it is I've had to make up a scenario without any basis other than statistics from my hentai-foundry (hereby refered to as HF) gallery:
Here's my top three pictures voted by users on HF (upload date in paranthesis): Red Riding Hood (April 14), Payback (April 15), Elven Spring Ritual (April 13).
HF has two ways of measuring popularity: Votes (anonymous) and Favourites.
Going by Favourites the top three list is:
1. Red Riding Hood
2. Elven Spring Ritual
3. Payback
Going by the anonymous Votes, we get a slightly different result:
1. Red Riding Hood
2 Payback
3. Elven Spring Ritual
Red Riding hood is always in the lead, but it's a pic of a redhead (not to mention it has buttseks, which is the esperanto of sex) so it was bound to win anyway, what's interesting is that even though Payback has been on HF for a shorter amount of time than Elven Spring Ritual, it's still more popular by anonymous Votes.
Since I'm no scientist, I can draw conclusions willy-nilly (which I will right after this paranthesis) and it seems that under the heavy cowl of anonymity, HF prefers beastiality over OMGHevanElfOrgy.
Now, over to FA, which even has "Fur" in its name. This is my synopsis:
User sees Wolf buttseksing Lara Croft. User adds picture to Favourites. Users brain catches up and whispers in Users ear (from the inside, slightly moist reverb) "Dude. What's that sweet little doe girl gonna think when she sees Lara with a Wolf right there on your profile. Look at him go, for heaven's sake, man! He hasn't even got his knot in, you moron! Spilling his seed!.. it's in the bible! Onan and Tamar! Onan and Tamaar-taamar-maar~". User rubs ear to silence maniacal harping, removes Favourite.
User dons heavy yoke of shame, spills his seed, goes to bed.
Scraps
Posted 14 years agoHrm... how do I upload stuff to Scraps?
EDIT: Ah, nevermind.
EDIT: Ah, nevermind.
