So this one was really weird for me. So I walked to my apartment door and looked out to see a 400pd man with one arm held out in the hitler salute with his head down and in his up raised arm was a single pork rind (I say hitler salute just so you can get an idea where his arm was being held) and he comes charging at me at full speed up the stair to my second floor apartment. For such a big guy he was surprisingly fast! As I tried and closed the door Pork rind guy is slightly faster than gets part of his head wedge into the door and the arm with the pork rind through the door as I desperately tried to close it on him, he keep shaking the pork rind at me saying “please take the pork rind, I know you want the pork rind please just take the pork rind” I was shouting back at his something along the lines of “I don’t want the stupid pork rind! Who the hell are you?! Get out of my door!” eventually I managed to close the door on him. At some point I had fallen asleep on the couch (this was also in the same dream) and had this overwhelming feeling of wrongness so I woke up and looked up to see Pork rind guy staring at me over the side of my couch and once he saw I was awake stuck his arm out with the pork rind back at me and continued on with his “Take the pork rind I know you want the pork rind please take the pork rind I know you want the Pork rind” I screamed in surprise and awoke for real with a hard start and the question of what the hell did I eat or drink last night that caused that dream?

So I walk to are old double glass sliding doors and I see a moose walking around in are backyard, this moose is a fairly big male moose and the weird part was it was bright red with white rings one of them was around his neck, and there was one around the base of each of his ankles above the hooves. This to me was so weird i choose to walk out onto the wooden deck and watched as this moose just walked around the perimeter of are backyard and that’s when I choose to take a picture of it and in doing so the flash tipped it off that I took a picture of it, that apparently was a big no no because the moose turned and started walking towards me and looked really pissed so I ran into the house and closed the glass door. I had some lady walking her pet pitbull and said to me “what’s the problem? That is a friendly moose out there” I shouted back to her “LADY THAT IS NOT A FRIENDLY MOOSE!!” (I honestly don’t know why it was a pitbull but the dog did nothing but just sit there and looked happy) by that point the moose walked up to the glass door and reared up and kicked it in so I ran up stairs and was going to call animal control and looked over to see a poison bottle (it was some form chemical bottle I just don’t remember which one it was) I saw the number for poison control and called them for some reason and after a few rings I gave up on it and slowly crept down stairs and looked to see that pitbull lady was gone and so was the moose which I had dubbed to be ‘Not so friendly moose’. I think I have an idea as to why I had this dream, I looked it up and apparently the dream where a moose attacks you means you are unsure about your romantic relationship. I was having doubts about a relationship at the time which has long since been over by the time of me typing this story out.

this is a real dream I had that I've deemed weird enough to share