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fun.
I WANTED TO DO IT.
Posted 16 years ago1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [] Jumped out of a moving vehicle
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 6
11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 10
21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have ran into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 14
31. [] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
Running total: 20
41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 25
51. [] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work/church, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 31
61. [] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice verse
62. [] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 32
71. [] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [] Corrected someone's spelling and then found out you were wrong
74. [] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 35
81. [] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about.
85. [] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [] Shaved/cut your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 36
91. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them.
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [] When lying in bed you have looked for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Total: 41
This test is a lie, I'm wayyyy more stupid than this says.
i'm watched
Posted 17 years agoAND IT'S FREAKING ME OUT.
stop stalking me people ;_;
-closes windows and pulls down curtains-
stop stalking me people ;_;
-closes windows and pulls down curtains-
The Controversial Survey
Posted 17 years agoBeware, i'm righting this after being up for like 36 hours. So don't get all pissy if it's not what you wanted to here.
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Ummmmm....?
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized, and become a strung-out, withered hust of a man/woman you are now?
I can't even imagine who would be dumb enough to do that.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
This should be left up to the mother. it's THEIR kid and they can do with it what ever the hell they wish. If they're a whore who got pregnant out of stupidity and they still get an abortion i'll join you in the chasing after them with the pitchforks and torch stuff but STAY OUT OF THEIR DAMN LIVES AND DON'T MAKE DECISIONS LIKE THIS FOR THEM.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
If you mean Hillary, yes. Palin, yes. Another dumbass like them, yes. A girl who isn't a complete retard, no.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
K
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I don't give a shit either way.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
...Who IS against it?
[08] Do you believe in God?
Logic tells me no, but then again i'm insane so even i don't listen to myself.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Why not?
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
if you're gonna invade our country then DON'T run around with your countries flag and saying how proud you are of your birthplace. if you were, you wouldn't have come here in the first place you fucktard.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
...ewwwwwww
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Seeing as people are adults when they turn 18 that's kind of common sense. o_O
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
YES. Who cares if they blow their country up. We need to stop playing the international psychiatrist and let them deal with their own problems.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
WOW WUT? LEGAL? -falls off chair laughing-
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
This is where the abortion comes in.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Yeah, i'm a terrorist. Fear meeeee.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
I don't really care anymore since i hate Both McCain And Biden. they're both gonna piss be off on a daily basis.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
If someone disagrees well that's just neat!
[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??
Cool, Ninjas?! Where's do i sign up?
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Ummmmm....?
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized, and become a strung-out, withered hust of a man/woman you are now?
I can't even imagine who would be dumb enough to do that.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
This should be left up to the mother. it's THEIR kid and they can do with it what ever the hell they wish. If they're a whore who got pregnant out of stupidity and they still get an abortion i'll join you in the chasing after them with the pitchforks and torch stuff but STAY OUT OF THEIR DAMN LIVES AND DON'T MAKE DECISIONS LIKE THIS FOR THEM.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
If you mean Hillary, yes. Palin, yes. Another dumbass like them, yes. A girl who isn't a complete retard, no.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
K
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I don't give a shit either way.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
...Who IS against it?
[08] Do you believe in God?
Logic tells me no, but then again i'm insane so even i don't listen to myself.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Why not?
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
if you're gonna invade our country then DON'T run around with your countries flag and saying how proud you are of your birthplace. if you were, you wouldn't have come here in the first place you fucktard.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
...ewwwwwww
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Seeing as people are adults when they turn 18 that's kind of common sense. o_O
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
YES. Who cares if they blow their country up. We need to stop playing the international psychiatrist and let them deal with their own problems.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
WOW WUT? LEGAL? -falls off chair laughing-
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
This is where the abortion comes in.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Yeah, i'm a terrorist. Fear meeeee.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
I don't really care anymore since i hate Both McCain And Biden. they're both gonna piss be off on a daily basis.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
If someone disagrees well that's just neat!
[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??
Cool, Ninjas?! Where's do i sign up?
Asshole Father
Posted 17 years agodoing this again because i don't like how it came out the first time. :K
RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media plyer etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
5. Tag 6 people.
Are you male or female?
Oh No (Oh No You Didn't)
Describe yourself!
Yellow (Coldplay)
What do people feel when they're around you?
The Scientist (Wow ... another coldplay song o_o)
Describe your current relationship.
Unskinny Bop (xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
Where would you like to be now?
Animal I Have Become
How do you feel about love?
Violet Hill
What's your life like?
Liar (It takes one to know one)
What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Canon
Say something wise.
Island In The Sun
If someone says "Is this okay?" You say,
Banana Phone (boop boop ba doop ba doop)
How would you describe yourself?
Street Fighting Man
What do you look for in a guy/girl?
Talk To Me Dirty (Poison)
How do you feel today?
Swim
What is your life's purpose?
Dirty And Left Out
What is your motto?
The Curse (Disturbed)
What do your friends think of you?
3685
What do you think of your parents?
Look What The Cat Dragged In
What do you think about very often?
Little Things (Bush)
What is 2 + 2?
Handlebars (I can ride my bike, with no handlebars)
What do you think of your best friend?
Black Dresses
What do you think of the person you like?
She's a Rebel (lulz)
What is your life story?
All The Love In The World
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Anarchy In The UK
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
There's a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven't thought of it yet
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Purple Haze
What will they play at your funeral?
Sad But True (;_;)
What is your hobby/interest?
All Within My Hands (That's what she said~)
What is your biggest fear?
What Are You Looking For
What is your biggest secret?
Testosterone
What do you think of your friends?
But It's better when we do
What will you post this as?
Asshole Father
RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media plyer etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
5. Tag 6 people.
Are you male or female?
Oh No (Oh No You Didn't)
Describe yourself!
Yellow (Coldplay)
What do people feel when they're around you?
The Scientist (Wow ... another coldplay song o_o)
Describe your current relationship.
Unskinny Bop (xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
Where would you like to be now?
Animal I Have Become
How do you feel about love?
Violet Hill
What's your life like?
Liar (It takes one to know one)
What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Canon
Say something wise.
Island In The Sun
If someone says "Is this okay?" You say,
Banana Phone (boop boop ba doop ba doop)
How would you describe yourself?
Street Fighting Man
What do you look for in a guy/girl?
Talk To Me Dirty (Poison)
How do you feel today?
Swim
What is your life's purpose?
Dirty And Left Out
What is your motto?
The Curse (Disturbed)
What do your friends think of you?
3685
What do you think of your parents?
Look What The Cat Dragged In
What do you think about very often?
Little Things (Bush)
What is 2 + 2?
Handlebars (I can ride my bike, with no handlebars)
What do you think of your best friend?
Black Dresses
What do you think of the person you like?
She's a Rebel (lulz)
What is your life story?
All The Love In The World
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Anarchy In The UK
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
There's a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven't thought of it yet
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Purple Haze
What will they play at your funeral?
Sad But True (;_;)
What is your hobby/interest?
All Within My Hands (That's what she said~)
What is your biggest fear?
What Are You Looking For
What is your biggest secret?
Testosterone
What do you think of your friends?
But It's better when we do
What will you post this as?
Asshole Father
YOU ARE A PIRATE
Posted 17 years agoYARRRR, IT BE INTERNATIONAL PIRATE DAY LANDLUBBERS, SO YE GOTTA TALK LIKE THIS
Stop It!
Posted 17 years ago1. Put Your itunes, windows media plyer etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
5. Tag 6 people.
Are you male or female?
Damage, inc. (Metallica D:)
Describe yourself!
Move Along
What do people feel when they're around you?
Glycerine (YESPLZ)
Describe your current relationship.
Into The Ocean (Now floating up and down...)
Where would you like to be now?
Over The Hills And Far Away (I lol'd)
How do you feel about love?
Won't Go Home Without You
What's your life like?
Aim Snap Fall (I have no idea why i have that song on here o.OO.o)
What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Leave Out All The Rest (EMO)
Say something wise.
She Will Be Loved (I feel smrt)
If someone says "Is this okay?" You say,
English Fire (Again, no idea)
How would you describe yourself?
Jenny Was a Friend Of Mine
What do you look for in a guy/girl?
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off (MORE EMO)
How do you feel today?
The Pretenders
What is your life's purpose?
Hit The Floor (GUESS WHAT, EMO)
What is your motto?
It Ends Tonight
What do your friends think of you?
The Take Over, The Breaks Over (Favorite Fall Out Boy song)
What do you think of your parents?
Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) (Confuses people with two comments ;D)
What do you think about very often?
Pain (Yeah ... it's a song)
What is 2 + 2?
Letter Bomb
What do you think of your best friend?
Let The Flames Begin (Paramore ♥)
What do you think of the person you like?
With Mila's Devine Protection (Don't ask, Zach)
What is your life story?
Your Evil Soul
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Under The Covers (That's what she said)
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Dirty And Left Out
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Stand
What will they play at your funeral?
Perfect Insanity
What is your hobby/interest?
Why Don't You Get A Job? (My friends got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch)
What is your biggest fear?
Born For This
What is your biggest secret?
Dirty Little Secret (I lol'd again)
What do you think of your friends?
One Thing Is For Sure (NEVER)
What will you post this as?
Stop It! (I like My first title better ): )
this wasn't very funny ... i have too much pointless music
I Tag:
Jessica Simpson
Animal Fat (then he dies)
Everyone in Canada
A Hooker
Abraham Lincoln
Super Smilie
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
5. Tag 6 people.
Are you male or female?
Damage, inc. (Metallica D:)
Describe yourself!
Move Along
What do people feel when they're around you?
Glycerine (YESPLZ)
Describe your current relationship.
Into The Ocean (Now floating up and down...)
Where would you like to be now?
Over The Hills And Far Away (I lol'd)
How do you feel about love?
Won't Go Home Without You
What's your life like?
Aim Snap Fall (I have no idea why i have that song on here o.OO.o)
What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Leave Out All The Rest (EMO)
Say something wise.
She Will Be Loved (I feel smrt)
If someone says "Is this okay?" You say,
English Fire (Again, no idea)
How would you describe yourself?
Jenny Was a Friend Of Mine
What do you look for in a guy/girl?
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off (MORE EMO)
How do you feel today?
The Pretenders
What is your life's purpose?
Hit The Floor (GUESS WHAT, EMO)
What is your motto?
It Ends Tonight
What do your friends think of you?
The Take Over, The Breaks Over (Favorite Fall Out Boy song)
What do you think of your parents?
Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) (Confuses people with two comments ;D)
What do you think about very often?
Pain (Yeah ... it's a song)
What is 2 + 2?
Letter Bomb
What do you think of your best friend?
Let The Flames Begin (Paramore ♥)
What do you think of the person you like?
With Mila's Devine Protection (Don't ask, Zach)
What is your life story?
Your Evil Soul
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Under The Covers (That's what she said)
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Dirty And Left Out
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Stand
What will they play at your funeral?
Perfect Insanity
What is your hobby/interest?
Why Don't You Get A Job? (My friends got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch)
What is your biggest fear?
Born For This
What is your biggest secret?
Dirty Little Secret (I lol'd again)
What do you think of your friends?
One Thing Is For Sure (NEVER)
What will you post this as?
Stop It! (I like My first title better ): )
this wasn't very funny ... i have too much pointless music
I Tag:
Jessica Simpson
Animal Fat (then he dies)
Everyone in Canada
A Hooker
Abraham Lincoln
Super Smilie
