See this account for further chaos and destruction of my mind and innocent by-standers:
 -Blackout-

See on the other side. ^^
*scurries off to start setting things up*

For the past year and a half, I've been considering starting a fresh account, mainly because this one's bugging me, including the name. I'm just getting immensely fed-up with typing in Spirit-Swiftpaw everytime I want to log in. Infact, I knew that user name was a mistake to begin with. Three days in, and it was already annoying me. I'm actually quite surprised I've put up with it this long. XD;
That, and I also want a fresh start, so if I do end up closing this account, alot of stuff will be lost, and, hopefully, my newer stuff will be re-uploaded onto the new account, so don't worry, Raindrops, Weredragon and Shadow Stalkers ain't going anywhere. And only a few of my yiff stories will be going, but the ones that need a serious re-write. o.O'
And, if it does go ahead, I will notify all my closest watchers (Adrik, Angel, Dire etc) about the move and also send you guys a link to the new gallery. Alongside that, a journal will be left up to redirect lost travellers who're wondering where the fuck all my stuff's disappearing to. XD
So, just in case: Those who have a certain picture/story they like in my gallery, be it requested or not, save it to your computer, for it may be deleted. (Don't go into too much of a panic though, I'll also be saving some of my fave works to my computer, for possible future upload.)

EDIT:
I just realised that I've already started deleting things out of sheer boredom, so I'll post a link that will take you to my other galleries. (Log in may be required for some more mature submissions)
Link:
http://www.fanart-central.net/profi.....hadowSpyro.php

Click 'View Gallery' next to my user name and it'll take you there. Stories and art are kept in seperate folders for easier navigation, so just click on the tabs at the top of the gallery.)

Toodle - pip! *tipshat*

~ Shadow out *shuffles away*

My mum gave my dog a little bit of milk to drink so I could escape the house and retrieve my washing from the tumble dryer. And whenever I leave the house, Sandie always jumps up at the window, smacking it with her paws and barking. Only this time, she barked rather pathetically and she had a little milk beard thing going on. And to make things worse, she's a German Shepherd. Yes. You heard right; My German Shepherd puppy gave herself a milk goatee beard. Couple all that with the fact she has curly whiskers, and it's just downright laughable. XD
That moment will be forever burned into my brain. lmao
And also: She's goddamned panty thief too! D8<
I spent ten minutes trying to retrieve one of my bras off her. It was clean. Now it just smells of dog breath. T.T
(Although, it is funny watching her run around with a multi coloured stripey sock or a vivd blue bra hanging out of her mouth. XD )
On another note: My mental block is slowly shifting. Yay! ^^

Toodle - pip! *tipshat*

~ Shadow out *shuffles away*

It's kinda hard to type in gloves. But my fingers are cold, and I have finally sprouted an idea for a short story, albeit not a very good one, but still.... At least I have toasty fingers. ^^

Toodle - pip! *tipshat*

~ Shadow out *toasty fingers* :3

I've finally uploaded something! =O
It's not pornographic, therefore won't get any views or anything, but it's a start right? Right...? Ah, who am I kidding, even though my brain refuses to grasp the fact that you need to use the right analogue stick as well as the left, to control your character and his/her Katamari, I still love the game, for all it's brightly coloured silliness. XD
We love you Namco. Don't ever change, k? <3
(I promise the next thing to be uploaded will be smutty, k? So you can put down those pitchforks and torches, before I molest your sunflowers and impregnate them! )8< )

Toodle - pip! *tipshat*

~ Shadow out *shuffles away*

BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed?- Right.
Do you like your smile? – No.
What’s your best feature? – My fingers. They're long... lol
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? - Adenoids. Do they count? XD
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? - Sight.
When was the last time you had a cavity? – Never.
What is the heaviest item you lifted last? – Six bottles of water. And the dog shoving her head into the bag didn't exactly help either. |8<
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? – Not that I can recall...

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BULLCRAPOLOGY

If you could, would you wanna know the day you were going to die? - Yup.
Is love for real? – Depends what side your looking at it from.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? – Leah. Amy can go to hell. |8< *hates on name*
What color do you think looks best on you? - Black and dark green.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? - Yeah. A damn fly. >_<
Have you ever saved someone’s life? – No.
Has someone ever saved yours? – No.

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DAREOLOGY

Would you walk naked down a public street for $100,000? – Maybe...
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? - Oh yes.
Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000? – Piss off.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? – Yup. Blogging is soemthing I can live without. lol
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? – Yus.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? – So long as I have a bottle of water or some milk to go with it...
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? – I rarely watch it anyway, so yah.

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DUMBOLOGY

What is in your left pocket? - Dog buscuit crumbs. o.O
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? – Not seen it, not really interested.
Do you sit or stand in the shower? - Stand. It makes things hard to wash when you sit...
Could you live with roommates? – So long as they had good taste in music and weren't the free-ride type, then, yeah. I could suffer.
How many pairs of flip flops do you own? – None. I hate them. Noisiest fucking shoes in existence! Dx
Where were you born? – Warrington, UK
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? – Wehn someone was camping out in our mighty sky castle of scaff. (The scaffolding that was holding our house together.)
What do you want to be when you grow up? – ..... Dead...? Rich...? Either will do me fine.
Who is number 1 on your top friends? – Moonie. :3
Have you ever got drunk/high with this person? – No.
Who is number 2 on your top friends? – Uh.... There isn't anyone, I don't think..
Do you like them? – Yup.
When did you meet them? – Year 9 in High School. We clicked instantly.
Who is your number 3 on your top friends? – No one. I don't list. >_<
Have you slept in the same bed with this person? – Yup. She has no spare bed.
Would you ever live with this person? - Definately. We'd live on nothing but tacos and nachos. XD


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LASTOLOGY

Friend you talked to? - Moonie.
Last person you called? – Me gran.
Person you kissed? – Some dude called Daz. o.O
When? – A fair few years ago.
Would you kiss that person again? – Doubt it. He was drunk and pounced on me. lol

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FAVORITOLOGY

Number? - 13
Seasons?- Autumn.

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CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone? - A few. One of which is a pet.
Mood? - Cranky and cold.
Listening to? - Game theme tunes. lol
Worrying about? – Money. And losing the house along with our possessions.

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RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning? – Bathroom. lol
What can you not wait to do? – Get a job.
What’s the last movie you saw? – I Am Legend I think it was. Or it could've been Disaster Movie...
Do you smile often? - Only when I have reason to. Which isn't all that often. Kinda like a blue moon.
Are you a friendly person? – If you're nice to me, then I'm nice to you. If not, well then...

NEXT victim

~ Shadow out. *goes back to bed*

Pilfered from  Samhain >.>
Part two comming soon.
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Where is your cell phone? – Bedside table.
Your boyfriend/girlfriend? - Don't have one.
Your hair color? - Dark brown/black.
Work? - I run a fishing lake.
Your favorite thing? - Pulled between my Nintendo and my computer. >.>
Your dream last night? – Uh.... something about an old mine. o.O
Your favorite drink? – Flavoured water. Failing that; Dr. Pepper.
Your dream car? – Suburu Impreza (sp? o.O )
The room you’re in - Bedroom.
Your pet? – Billigerant German Shephard called Sandie.
Your fears? – At the moment, losing the roof over my head. All time: the prospect of the murderous undead. (Zombies)
What do you want to be in 10 years? – Either rich or dead. Dead's seeming like the better choice right now.
Where did you hang out last night? – My room. As usual. *loner*
What you’re not good at? – I think the question should be, What am I good at?
Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex? – Meh. Not fussed.
One of your wish list items? – A sackful of 50 pound notes. That are real.
Where you grew up? – Born in Merseyside, spent most of my life (up until this point) in Suffolk/Norfolk.
The last thing you did? – Shower. *hair's still wet*
What are you wearing? – Shirt, cord trousers, my boots, pants and socks.
What aren’t you wearing? – My bra and beanie hat. :3
Your computer? – Was a Phillips Iqon, but now is a mixture of Iqon and something else... *scratches head*
Your life? – In a nutshell: Shit.
Your mood? - Foul.
Missing? – The good times.
Your car? – Peugeot 106
Your summer? – Eventful for all the wrong reasons.
Your favorite colour? – dark, earthy colours.
When is the last time you laughed? – Uh.... I can't remember. No. Seriously.
Last time you cried? – My tears have pretty much dried up.
School? - Should be torn down and rebuilt, with all new teachers who actually know what they're doing, for the sake of the new generation. Other than that, I left about 6 years ago. ^^
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MOUTHOLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice? – Ceasar salad. Mmmm....
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? – Subway.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? – Pizza Hut.
What food could you eat every day and not get sick of it? – Sausages.
What are your pizza toppings of choice? – Cheese and meat feast.
What do you like to put on your toast? - Jam, butter, chocolate spread, uh... *thinks*
What is your favorite type of gum? – Wrigley's Extra.

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TECHNOLOGY

What is your wallpaper on your computer? - The game logo/title for Heart of Darkness. I should play that again at some point...
How many televisions are in your house? – 7. Two are for security purposes, and one's not in use.
Do you use a laptop or desktop? – Desktop. Laptop's break too easily for my liking.

Toodle - pip! *tipshat*

~ Shadow out. *shuffles away*