Hey guys,
I know it's been ages but I haven't had much so say. today however I am here to provide a little pimpage!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2895152/
Go now for free artz!

Also, look over there! It's a freaking submission!!!! *faint*
Yes I've finally written something, holy crap!
I have to thank  dude-0 as it's his competition that inspired me for the first time in months. Yes it's sleezy but meh, I never mined getting my paws dirty before.

Stay frosty everyone!

Go nao for free arty noms!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2491070/

That is all.

okey dokey, it's one month to my holiday so I am once again drawing attention to my rather open commission list.
Here it is as it stands so far.

1) :icon meyou: x 1 sketch Progress- Completed sketch, http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3998456 Completed colour http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4032345/

2) leafer367 x 2 sketches Progress - WIP Sketch paid

3) Digi x2 sketches Progress - 1 Sketch completehttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/4526847 paid

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10)

As you can see I still have plenty of space, so roll up roll up! get your piccies here! At £5 per sketch plus £1 per character, it's a bargain you just can't afford to miss!

Ok so I've been getting some interest so thought it would be a good idea to set up a list so people knew where they were.

1)  meyou x 1 sketch Progress- Sketch complete, colouring
2)  leafer367 x 2 sketches Progress - unpaid
3) Digi x2 sketches Progress - unpaid
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9)
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I've also decided that the person who refers most people commissioners to me will get a FREE sketch, I may even colour it myself :P

I'm a writer of meagre talent, and artist of even less but now I'm offering out both of this talents in exchange for help.
I hate asking for money and hence why I'm offering commissions.
Spread the word if you can't afford it or offer me some tips on what I can do to gather funds but if you are interested in a sketch I'm offering them at £5 per picture with and extra £1 per extra character.
I have my limits but ask for whatever you want, the worst thing I can do is say no and ask you to reconsider what you'd like.
My writing prices are the same as advertised on my front page and this is for a limited time only.
I can't write anymore, I'm too upset...

(Update)

Thank you to those who have offered their help so far.
But because of  general_baz I can now offer you guys a little extra. Below is a copy of his journal.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1454769 <--- please go here.

Stormkitten is one of the people directly responsible for me being who I am today, and she needs your help. Despite what she may say, she's an excellent author, and a pretty good artist.

I will colour -for free- the first two pieces of art commissioned by people, so long as they don't break my preferences!

So I'm going through my journal backlog and I find this as done by my friend  halfeb_the_dingo and it intrigued me. So what you do is, you share your opinions that are not going to be popular, however, no one is allowed to tell you "you're wrong" but, they can discuss any point in a mature fashion. Any comments to contary will be deleted.

Starting out:

1. I don't believe in the Christian God. I'm agnostic, so when I say omg, I mean 'My god' in the literal sense.
2. I have no problems with you worshiping however you see fit. Try and make me do the same and I'll choke you on your own holy book.
3. Nobody is 100% straight or gay.
4. Threatening to kill yourself just to make other people feel bad because you're mad at them but can't win the arguement is just pathetic. Stop doing that.
5. There is nothing wrong with saying Merry Christmas, just be prepared to honour everyone else holidays too.
6. I believe that any rape victim should have the right to personally castrate anyone who forces themselves one them.
7. I believe A class drugs should be legalised and government controlled.
8. I am pro-education, nip the fetus in the bud before it's made.
9. I believe in Therianthropy.
10. True love is 5% romance, 10% sex 20% friendship and 65% compromise
11. I believe in aliens and ghosts
12. In 2012, the world is just going to keep on spinning.
13. I enjoy reading my horoscope, and kinda hope there is something behind it
14. Current democracy is a lie. You'll only get into power if you convince enough rich people to fund your campaign.
15. Anyone who raises their hand to a child or their partner should be given to a dominatrix for 3 weeks, see how they like it.
16. Humans aren't 'intelligent life', intelligent life wouldn't crap in their home.
17. I don't believe you have to know every single fact about something to be a 'true fan'. Who gives a crap if what light numbers were used in a particular movie? Get a life...

[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card. Don't want one
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[X] You think politics are interesting. Some at least
TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[X] You show up for school late, a lot. I used to
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket. DURR
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what, 'credibility' means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week. I had some just now
TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to, 'ten' in another language. Two other languages :D
[X] When you say you're going to do something, you usually do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don`t have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[X] You can spell, 'experience,' without looking it up. Just about XP
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don`t need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 21

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of twenty-five and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of the United States three time, or more. I'm going to assume US can also mean my home country.
[X] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 26

I think I did pretty well, no?

Ok FA, I need your help.
I have no job and I owe my mum money which I have almost managed to pay back but it's been hard.
As some of you may or may not know I am mated to  jckehayias. We've been together a while and have known eachother for even longer and I would like to appeal to you wonderful people to help us finally come face to face.
I would never ask, something for nothing. So I am offering my commissions to whoever wants them, all of the funds going to my ticket.
If you don't want a commission then there are two things you can do if you would still like to help.
Journal pimpage is always welcome! I will be posted more of my written work in the next couple of days to help back up your praise.
The other is donations, I know I said I won't take something for nothing and I mean it. Anyone who donates $10+ will recieve a thank you gift in form of whatever writing you like, though nothing too extreme, I'm only one kitty! Just send me a note with any and all details and I'll send you my paypal details and get to work on your thank you present.

I need a total of around £500 pounds which is about $800 so I know this is a big ask but I'm desparate to see him and I will sweat blood over my keyboard if I need to.

• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •

- Name: Kiya StormKitten
- Single or taken: Taken
- Sex Gender: Female
- Birthday: 21st October 1985
- Sign: Libra
- Hair color: Light brown
- Eye color: Blue/Grey
- Height: 5'4"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi but I prefer guys

• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •

- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: The Unikorn (Local Goth shop)
- Favorite designer?: n/a
- What is your sexiest outfit?: My sexy outfit is sexy
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Loose fitting, casual clothes, I'm not picky
- What do you usually wear?: See above

• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Head & Shoulders Citrus, I love the smell
- What are you listening to right now?: Michael Jackson-Earthsong
- Who is the last person that called you?: My friend friend Baz
- How many buddies are online right now?: 15

• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •

- Food: Sweet-Chocolate, Strawberry Cheesecake or Ice cream. Savoury- Pringles, Chicken or Chow Mein
- Girls' names: I love names which mean something like Melody, Harmony, or Raynn but I also like simple, feminine names like Emily, Anna or Marie
- Boys' names: Dominic, Thomas, William or Dimitri
- Subjects in school: Art, Drama and English
- Animals: cats of all shapes and sizes, horses, wolves, snakes & hawks

• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •

- Given anyone a bath?: My mum when her back locked up and could barely move
- Smoked?: Nope, can't either. I'm allergic to tabacco
- Bungee jumped?: No, thinking about it though
- Made yourself throw up?: Once because I'd eaten fish, which I'm also allergic too
- Skinny dipped?: Once... :P
- Ever been in love?: Yes.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Yes, worked surprisingly well too
- Pictured your crush naked?: Yeah, like they are going to mind anyway :P
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Yep, gave me a very acurate mental image too
- Cried when someone died?: Yes, I outright howl
- Lied: No...wait, dammit!
- Fallen for your best friend?: Yes.
- Used someone?: Once to my shame...
- Done something you regret?: Yes, plenty of times

• × • C U R R E N T • × •

- Clothes: Black sweat pants and a purple jumper (Sweat shirt for you American types)
- Desktop picture:http://tolkienmaster.deviantart.com.....aster-51570274
- CD in player: Nickleback: Dark Horse
- DVD in player: None

• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •

- You touched: My dad when I handed him his tea
- Hugged: My friend Julian
- You kissed: It will have to be an e-kiss, my boyfriend Beast
- You IMed: Cathy aka Rogar
- Talk to online: Beast
- You sexed it up with: Beast :P

• × • A R E | Y O U • × •

- Understanding?: I try to be
- Open-minded?: Very
- Arrogant?: I don't think so
- Insecure?: I can be
- Random?: Zoomamafoogles!
- Hungry?: A little
- Smart?: Yes, apparently
- Moody?: A little...
- Organized?: Not really :P
- Shy?: I can be
- Difficult?: When I want to be
- Bored easily?: Only when I get interupted in the middle of doing something
- Obsessed?: With a couple of things
- Angry?: When pushed
- Happy?: Most of the time.
- Hyper?: When given enough sugar
- Trusting?: Overly

• × • R A N D O M • × • (LOL!)

- In the morning I: get up and check the clock to find out if I can go back to sleep
- Love is: compromise on the small things and accepting of the big things
- I dream about: having enough money to ease the weight off my family and friends
- Sexual preference: Guys
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Eyes, smile, chest

• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×

- Coke or Pepsi: Coke
- Flowers or candy: Both would be nice
- Tall or short: Tall

• × • W H O • × •

- Makes you laugh the most: Beast
- Makes you smile: Most people
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: In a good way, Beast

• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Yes ¬.¬
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Only out of curiousity
- Wish you were younger?: Not really
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Sometimes

• × • N U M B E R • × •

- Of times I have had my heart broken?: 9
- Of guys I've kissed: 14
- Of girls I've kissed: 2
- Of Cd's I own: ... Some
- Of scars on my body: Lost count

~How often do you get writer’s block?
A lot!

~How do you fix it?
Music, special playlist esspecially for it!

~Do you type or write by hand?
Type

~Do you save everything you write?
Almost

~Do you ever go back to an old idea long after you abandoned it?
Occassionally

~Do you have a constructive critic?
Yeah several, I enjoy hearing constructive critism

~Did you ever write a novel?
Yep, it's in editing.

~What genre would you love to write but haven’t?
Whodunnits

~What’s one genre you have never written, and probably never will?
Horror/gore

~How many writing projects are you working on right now?
About four heehee!

~Do you write for a living? Do you want to?
Trying to and yes.

~Have you ever written something for a magazine or newspaper?
Yes, in an online magazine.

~Have you ever won an award for your writing?
I wish!

~What are your five favorite words?
The camels dance quite frequently?

~Do you ever write based on your dreams?
No, I can never remember them long enough

~Do you favor happy endings, sad endings, or cliff-hangers?
Depends on the situation

~Have you ever written based on an artwork you’ve seen?
All the time, I use multiple artistic genres for inspiration, artwork, sculpture, music, all of has like a trigger for me.

I would like to take a moment to promote, in a completely biased but not all in all unworthy fashion my beloved mate Beast aka  jckehayias
He's just started posting his written pieces so please give him lots of warm welcomes and preferably vast quantities of money... like right now...

Speaking of which don't for get commission slots are still available, please follow this link for more details: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/825279/

NOW GO WORSHIP MY BOYFRIEND! SCHNELL!

It's official! The commissions are open!
Five slots are available and all pricing is labelled below so even if you're not interested please pass it on! If you are, just send me a note with details and leave me a comment so I can put you in the list. First come first served!

Slots:
1)
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3)
4)
5)

Commissions Specifics

1) I will say this now. I will write sex scenes but I will not write porn. There is a very distinct difference between the two. I will write suggestive material, passionate scenes but not explicit sex. You want porn? Try the top shelf of your local newsagent or newspaper stand.

2)I will also not write anything which has scenes of scat, water-sports, excessive violence, child abuse, extreme drug abuse, vore, excessive profanity, explicit rape, hard core BDSM, or extremist views.

3) I do not write fan fiction, I’m writing this as a separate rule because of all the problems it has the potential cause. If you want a story Bishi boy no.1 and Angsty boy no.2, I’m afraid you’ll have to write it yourself. I will however write something in the style of a particular world if I’m familiar with it. Also, all parties of copyrighted characters must give their consent to usage before payment is sent.

4) Have patience. Writing these stories has to come second to anything I do on a daily basis and if I’m going through a personal crisis or am snowed over by issues outside my control I will inform you and try to get your commission out to you as soon as possible or offer you a refund if you decide you want to back out.

5) All payment must go through PayPal, it’s the quickest and easiest way for everyone involved plus it’s free.

6) Please don’t be upset if I plague you with notes. I’m a bit of a perfectionist and as these are your characters not mine, I want to make sure I’m doing them justice so I may run things by you which you may not of thought of like if they are a smoker or which hand they use to write with, even what their vocalisation sounds like. It could be anything...

Price List

Detailed character description (between 500-1000 words): £5 ($7.50)
Example:
‘Her lilac hair danced on the wind as lightly as stray leaves, surrounding her long striped face like some ironic lion mane. The wind had long been her friend and even now called her delicate black hooves to churn up the dust beneath them in the frenzy of dance which was the source of her talents. Her soft grey eyes slide shut as her proud equine head lifted into that playful breeze which now not only tugged gently at her hair but also at the feather light material of her skirt. Like an over-excited companion dragging the wall flower from her hide away, with bubbling laughter and taking no negative response in heed. Her body began to ache also, begging for the freedom of movement, each finely toned muscle on her tall yet slim physique pleading to answer the wind’s call.
With a chuckle of reluctance she allowed herself to succumb to the many instincts, clamouring like eager children and let her body move with the wind across the open plain, until the air itself began to shimmer with sweat.’
Exert of the description of Savannah Windrush, zebra and dance caster.

PG rated scene (between 1000-2500 words): £7 ($10.50)
Example:
‘Today was a good day, a fresh new day full of life and opportunity. Her scales slithered with a slight rasp against the smooth rock floor of the cave as she pulled her lithe body up so she stood on all fours and stretched. Strong muscles groaned at being moved from their previous comfortable position but soon the pleasure of the stretch took over. Nose tip to tail tip, everything was stretched and adjusted ready for this new day.
As she stepped forward to meet the new day, the sun peeked over the horizon and met her in a brilliant clash of light and colour as her crystal-like scales grabbed a hold of the beams and burst them out onto the gray cave walls, covering with a thousand rainbows.
As more of her body moved to greet the sun, the displays grew until she was a shining beacon of brilliance on the mountainside. Yes, today was definitely a good day.’
Exert from a short story, ‘Good Day’

M rated scene (between 1000-2500 words): £10 ($15)
Example:
‘Blood trickled down his face as he panted, slicking down his fur and following the line of his jaw to drip from his chin. His opponent just stared at him, eyes wide in genuine surprise even as the light was fading from within them. He wasn’t entirely sure how he had managed to land the killing blow, his arm had reacted without provocation but that probably why he wasn’t the one with a sword sticking out of his ribs.'


R rated scene (between 1000-2500) words: £15 ($22.50)
Example:
‘Something shuddered inside her and she felt like she was going to be sick but that only intensified her terror. With the ball gag jammed in her mouth she wouldn’t be get rid of whatever came up, making it fill her throat and then choking her. She fought to keep her nausea under control.
“Get the gag off, she’s gonna hurl.”
“Disgusting bitch, grab a bucket, I ain’t mopping it up again.”
The gag was wrenched from her mouth and she couldn’t help but gasp, her jaw aching too much to close straight away. Instead she was left bent over and choking, sucking in the dust from the floor which only made it worse.
“Sit up you dumb bitch!”
She yelped as she was wrenched up by the shoulder and forced to sit there until the coughing subsided.’
Exert from a trade with Kloudmutt, a history of ‘Zipper’

[b]Please note![/b]
If you can provide proof of pimpage of this journal you will get a free poem just for you as a thank you!

That's right! I'm luring you all in with this charming meme, only you bludgeon you with personal advertising! Mwuhahahaha!
Ok, let's get this meme done with so you can all enjoy it before the bludgeoning begins.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

I got a magazine, I hope it counts... 'I was shocked how much hair she had!'... Don't ask.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

A squashed cushion. I was dozing on it earlier.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Practice laps for the Le Mans 24hrs, not by choice I assure you.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

1am?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

ooo! 12:58!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My friend moving her stuff around on Skype

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Going shopping in town, bought my mum some flowers and got in just as it started to rain.

8. Before you started this survey,

Complaining about my dad. Why? See question 3...

9. What are you wearing?

Clothes, suprisingly

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, but it's private.

11. When did you last laugh?

Watching Russell Peters on YouTube

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Lights, and three pictures of poppies, my mum likes poppies.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I use the internet... I see weird crap every day!

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's pretty good, better than some I've encountered

15. What is the last film you saw?

Pan's Labyrinth, crazy movie... good movie but crazy

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

My own house, a passport and air tickets for my boyfriend, and finally a Durex factory because I'm gonna need it!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about

You don't know anything about me soooo... Hi I'm StormKitten

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would make everyone understand eachother, not nessasarily agree but at least understand them

19. Do you like to dance?

I love to! *dances*

20. Barack Obama:

I genuinely hope he does well.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Rayn or Anna

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Dominic

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes, I already am.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"You were right. People preaching in my name are bumfucking crazy."


And that's it for the meme!
Now for the bludgeoning!
As many of you may now, I will be opening written commissions in the near future. The last details of this are being finalised and I should be opening the first 5 slots in the next week or so. I'll be working on the basis of get 5 in, finish them then reopen, so I don't snow myself in with work.
So go forth and spread the word! I'm going to need all the help I can get...
There that wasn't so bad now was it?

Money makes the world go round. It's a matter of fact.
And due to a lack of work and thus a lack of money I've been pretty much stuck in the world financial butt crack. I owe my parents over £400 from when they had to bail me out, I'm living on government handouts and I'm sick of it.
I am a bright, intelligent, talented young woman and goddamn it I'm going to do something about it!
Thus I'm going to start doing commissions. That's right. I'm going to swallow my fears and jump in at the deep end and pray I can swim. But before you start bomarding me with descriptions, I'm am not an artist. I think my pathetic attempts at doodles in my gallery have proven that. But what I am good at is writing. That is where my talent resides. The written word has always inspired me whether I'm reading it for myself or hearing recitals.
Therefore my commissions will be short stories, although I'm still working out the specifics. Any and all advice at the point would be greatly appricated.
I will also be uploading samples of my work for your viewing pleasure.

1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?

All yours boys!

Go to UrbanDictionary.com and look up your answers


1) Your name? Jen

Jen
Most likely the best name to have, ... ever.
If you haven't been blessed with this name,
its ok. You'll get over it :D

2) Your age? 23

23
The "23 Enigma" is the Discordant belief that all events are connected to the number 23, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.
Just watch The Number 23, you'll understand.


3) One of your friends? Krupa

A girls name which when translated form
gujarati to english means 'gods grace'


4) What should you be doing? Writing my book

A kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.
What do i want to do with my life?

I want to be writing.

5) Favorite colour? Purple

A seedling child often known for using drugs at a young age or burping bubbles. The Purple spreads in virus form across barren land, spreading seeds which grow into young Purples. An already produced child can become a Purple as well. From age 1-18 you can catch the Purple. Be careful, and watch out for those bothersome bubbles!
Have fun Downtown, and watch out for the Purple!

6) Birthplace? Barking

Voice or Sound produced by someone. Act of produce that sound.
"Hey, the postman is coming, and your dog is barking for him".

7) Month of your birth? October

Tenth month of the year, and also the month of the Libra. Opal is the beautiful birthstone for October. Very exciting month. Fall takes effect, columbus sailed the ocean blue, and you can give a treat or get your azz tricked all in this month.

8) Last person you talked to? Lanie

A synonym to the word awesome

9) One of your nicknames? Kitty

Kitty (kit'e) n: Soft, cute, playful with fangs and claws.
Nonono Mini Me. We do not gnaw on our kitty. Just love him, stroke him. Muhaha Muhahaha Muhahahaha!!!!!
-Dr. Evil


10) Tag 5 People

Later... I'm tired

I just feel the music in this is beautiful, that and putting it up here means I don't end up throwing it at people who don't want to do it. So feel free I just hope I get 7 people, as silly as it sounds, what I wished for is something I really want to come true...

http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html

Comment on this and

1- I'll answer with something random about you.

2- I'll dare you to try something

3- I'll say a color I associate with you.

4- I'll tell you something I like about you.

5- I'll tell you something I always remember about you / a first memory about you.

6- I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.

7- I'll ask you something I always wanted to ask you.

8- If I do this for you, you must put this in your journal.

Go on, I dare you :P

1. What would your superhero name be?
Lady Miwa

2. Would you have a sidekick, if so what would his/her name be?
No, but I would have agents working for me worldwide

3.What would your superhero's superpowers be?
Siren song to make enemies do her will, flight and telepathy

4.Where would your superhero hideout (eg. batcave)
An abandoned opera house, but protected from demolition

5.What crime does s/he specialize in fighting?
Gang warfare and rape

6.Who would be her/his rival/Villain
Discord! An insane conductor who uses sound as a weapon

7. What would your superhero's weakness be?
Physically weak

8.Does s/he have an alter ego, if so what is his alias?
Kiya StormKitten, piano teacher

9.What would his/her battle cry/catchphrase be?
Embrace my harmony!

10. Tag someone for this meme?
Eh... maybe later...

1. You must tag at least 3 other people.
2. You CANT re-tag someone >.< because thats just silly >.>;
3. You must tell the person you tagged that you tagged them :P


1. What does Halloween mean to you?
It could have been my birthday if I hadn't been early but otherwise it's an excuse to dress up as my fursona.

2. What is the best song that would sum up Halloween for you?
This is Halloween from Nightmare Before Christmas

3. Whats the worse thing to happen to you on Halloween?
Had an egg slammed into the back of my head, while walking to Tesco's

4. Whats the worse candy that you've ever gotten on a trick or treating raid?
Gone off Choclate which had white powder all over it

5. What movies do you think make up for the best all night spooktacular?
I'm not one for horror movies

6. What movie would you never ever want to miss seeing at Halloween?
I want to see the Faculty but apparently it's not scary enough

7. Do you like to listen to Halloween themed music during October?
No

8. Now for something completely different. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes, I've seen several

9. If you answered yes have you ever seen, heard, or felt a ghost?
Yes, yes and *shudders* yes

10. What about other things that go bump in the night?
I believe that lots of things that go bump in the night including me :P

11. Tell me about something that scared you during Halloween.
Kids throwing rocks at my living room window when my mum didn't have anymore candy left.

12. Where is the scariest place you've been on Halloween?
At home, when my housemate had an epileptic fit. He didn't know he was...

Oh and yeah, it's my birthday today! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now who to tag....

Furry/Human survey meme thingie:

[HUMAN QUESTIONS]
What's your real name?
Jennefer

-Gender?
Female

-Orientation?
Bisexual

-Race?
Caucasian

-What's your favorite genre of music?
Ummm.... Metal

-What's your favorite band/musical artist?
Within Temptation

-What's your worst peeve?
Religious fanatics, of all varieties.

-Are you doing well in school?
I'm not in school

-Do you have a religion?
My own, God kinda lost my interest...

-What turns you on?
Having my neck bitten

-Do you consider yourself a whore?
Maybe, but I'm a damn good one *purrs*

-Do you have a favorite movie?
Constantine

-Funniest thing you've ever said?
I'm a funny person, so I can't remember what was funniest...

-What do you eat?
Food? What kind of question is that?

-Are you flexible?
I can bend a bit, it good ways.

-What's your favorite video game?
Primal, for now and evermore

-Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yes, but it's a secret ;)

-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
Accidently flashing my headmaster during a school play

-Are you a (gulp) myspace whore?
No, it can go burn in hell for all I care

[FURRY QUESTIONS]
-What's your furry name?
Kiya StormKitten or Kitty to my friends

-Species?
Cat

-If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?
Sexy

-Does your fur have a side-story?
My fursona has a story which goes all over the damn place, not just to the side.

-Is your fur a whore?
Can be but that's only because she needs sexual energy to live

-Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?
Blue eyes and big boobs?

-What's your fur's favorite outfit?
Her kunoichi dress with knee high tabi socks and black strapping

-Describe your furs overall personality in a few words.
Seductive, playful and teasing

-How often do you RP using your fur?
Whenever I can

-Does your fur have any weapons?
Katana and her own body

-How does your fur wear his/her hair?
Depends on her moods, but mostly she wears it loose

Anymore questions?
So I get to ask you now?

Leave me a comment and I will...

a) Tell you why I befriended you
b) Associate you with something - a song, a color, a photo, a mental image, etc.
c) Tell you something I like about you
d) Tell you a memory I have of you
e) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you
f) In return, you must post this in your journal

I've decided I need a little practice on drawing different varieties of furs and with the new story I'm writing I've found a great oppotunity.
For those who have seen Calender Girls, it's a very similar idea. I'm asking for volenteers, 12 males and 12 females, depending on birth month to pose tastefully nude for a calender. Your character will then also feature in the story I'll be writing to accompany it.
So roll up, roll up and get yourself pictured nudey!

January: Beast/Sena
Febuary: Martin Settra/Hannah Dingo
March: open/open
April: open/open
May: Raiden Fireblade/open
June: open/Colleen
July: open/open
August: open/open
September: Halfeb Dingo/open
October: open/open
November: Lupus Ghost/open
December: Kagura Nitrogat/Jadeera

The slot are filling up! If you want to be a part of the fun, just let me know!

Traded for safe return of hat with  Halfeb_the_Dingo

Put in the letters of your name and get some meanings.

A : Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : You are great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : Great in bed.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You love to drink
R : Fucking crazy.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.


Fursona:

K : You're wild and crazy.
I : Great in bed.
Y : Best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
A : Easy to fall in love with.

S : You love to drink
T : You're loyal to those you love.
O : Crazy
R : Fucking crazy.
M : best kisser ever.
K : You're wild and crazy.
I : Great in bed.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
E : You are great in bed.
N : You like to drink.

Human:

J : People Adore you
E : You are great in bed.
N : You like to drink.
N : You like to drink.
E : You are great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy.
E : You are great in bed.
R : Fucking crazy.

W : You are very broad minded.
A : Easy to fall in love with.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
S : You love to drink
H : You are Quirky.

.... Wow... um... there is a lot of sex in my name....

Dialect Meme

Age: 22
Where did you grow up: England

WHAT DO YOU CALL:

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
A stream

2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
A trolley

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
A lunch box

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
A frying pan?

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
A sofa

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
The gutters

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
A gazebo? I can't spell it

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Fizzies

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
A pancake

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
A sub?

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Swimming trunks

12. Shoes worn for sports.
Trainers

13. Putting a room in order.
Tidying up

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
Firefly, even though I've never seen one

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
Wood louse

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
Seesaw

17. How do you eat your pizza?
Tip to crust, I like to dip the crust in the dip

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Brik'a'brak, maybe a carboot sale?

19. What's the evening meal?
Dinner?

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Umm dirt? I don't have one. I guess I'd call it a basement or a cellar.

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
A water fountain

Info
[] I am shorter than 5'4
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different colour.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
[x] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have/have had piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[x] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[ ] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[x] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've peed from laughing. (It was only a little....)
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something. (eachother)
[x] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada. (US if you live in Canada)
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been skiing
[x] I've been in a play.
[x] I've met someone in person from MySpace/Nexopia/Facebook/Fur Affinity/etc....
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[ ] I'm single.
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[x] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler. (I cuddle the world!)
[x] I've been kissed in the rain. (*swoon*)
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight. (I didn't start it but I won it)
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (They were yummy!)
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem. (I hate pills)
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I am or was anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[x] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[x] I've planned my own suicide. (Thought about it, desided against it, so don't freak out on me people)
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. (Give me my bishi and no one gets hurt!)
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on eBay. (well it was bought for me, does that count?)
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[x] I can sing well. .)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily. You ask me a question I'm most likely going to answer it.
[x] I watch the news. (As depressing as it can be)
[ ] I don't kill bugs. (I don't want to but if it's got long gangly legs or a stinger I strike out of complusion)
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme. (Sometimes it works. But only SOMETIMES.)
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower. (I sing a lot everywhere)
[ ] I am a morning person. (I hate mornings.)
[ ] I paid/have paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar. (Only because I'm dyslexic and everyone does it to me!)
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair. (Well when it was long I did)
[ ] I have "x"s in my screenname.
[ ] I love being neat. (my chaos is just as I like it)
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[x] I bake well. (I don't, but Katherine sure as heck does.)
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[x] I've worn pajamas to school. (It was for charity)
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love. (I'm a romantic so sue me!)
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. (only when my keyboard messes up)
[x] I laugh at my own jokes. (If they're funny and everyone else is laughing)
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish. (But I have the power to resist it long enough for the person to stop)
[x] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[ ] I love cooking.