I am old
Posted 11 years agoToday I get to officially have my quarter life crisis.
This is a thing that I think people are sure I am joking about. I am really not.
I just cannot afford to buy a boat.
This is a thing that I think people are sure I am joking about. I am really not.
I just cannot afford to buy a boat.
Congrats!
Posted 12 years agoI just wanted to make a post saying you should all go offer the biggest congrats ever to Jetstream for being awesome this day!
I had to go find a wifi network in the mall that allowed access to FA to make this post. This is how proud I am of him! :)
(Also, HELLO FRIENDS! How are you all? I have been very in hiding as of late. Oops!)
I had to go find a wifi network in the mall that allowed access to FA to make this post. This is how proud I am of him! :)
(Also, HELLO FRIENDS! How are you all? I have been very in hiding as of late. Oops!)
QUESTION, FRIENDS!
Posted 13 years agoSo I just got a SUPER DUPER CUTIE PIE ICON from Kalida.
BUT THE PROBLEM I AM NOW FACING.
Do I get rid of...
THE STROG?
I feel like the Strog has become such a strong part of who I am on this website.
I simply do not know what to do.
BUT THE PROBLEM I AM NOW FACING.
Do I get rid of...
THE STROG?
I feel like the Strog has become such a strong part of who I am on this website.
I simply do not know what to do.
Advice
Posted 13 years agoIn this, the first day of the 23rd year of my life, I wish to dispense the following advice which I have found to be the most true of all advice.
Wearing socks to bed is uncomfortable and confining.
You're welcome.
Bluh bluh bluh
Posted 13 years agoComputer will be out of commission for a few days because of battery problems. So replies and things will created with my telephone. Thumb typing.
DON'T DIE, COMPUTER. YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I LOVE YOU.
Let us hope things are fixed soon. :(
DON'T DIE, COMPUTER. YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I LOVE YOU.
Let us hope things are fixed soon. :(
Icon change
Posted 13 years agoIT WAS TIME.
MIA
Posted 14 years agoSo life has been happening. To the point where I have hardly any free time to do anything art-y (unless commission) or non-working-y.
Sorry FA. I'll be back eventually once I get the hang of this whole, being an adult thing. Maybe. Probably not.
Sorry FA. I'll be back eventually once I get the hang of this whole, being an adult thing. Maybe. Probably not.
Neat commissions
Posted 14 years agoHey FA:
One of my bros just did a pretty neat commission request thing for me and I promised I'd pimp him out.
http://leftsideumbra.deviantart.com/
His name is Brett and he's a pretty chill dude. :D Many hours did we spent in the basement, yelling at moving pictures together. You should go and buy art from him, though. It's high quality and he's got a quick turn around time. Also, he's a neat guy and putting commission artist on a resume is a huge help to all us animators (hint hint).
If you send him a link to the video of the shrimp running on a treadmill to The Final Countdown, I'm sure he'll even give you a discount.
:D
One of my bros just did a pretty neat commission request thing for me and I promised I'd pimp him out.
http://leftsideumbra.deviantart.com/
His name is Brett and he's a pretty chill dude. :D Many hours did we spent in the basement, yelling at moving pictures together. You should go and buy art from him, though. It's high quality and he's got a quick turn around time. Also, he's a neat guy and putting commission artist on a resume is a huge help to all us animators (hint hint).
If you send him a link to the video of the shrimp running on a treadmill to The Final Countdown, I'm sure he'll even give you a discount.
:D
Otakon
Posted 14 years agoIs anyone going to Otakon this year? If so, are you cosplaying?
:D
:D
Thanks!
Posted 14 years agoIn the past few days, I've gotten a bunch of watches. :D Thanks guys! I really appreciate it. :)
Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! (Yes you do.)
Posted 14 years agoAnthrocon is coming up soon and, as I have come to realize, badges are important for such an occasion. :O
SO I AM OFFERING YOU BADGES.
FOR THE CHEAP.
Digital or Traditional: Full Colour
'Chibi style' : 10 USD (+3 if Traditional so I can ship it.)
Normal style : 15 USD (+3 if Traditional so I can ship it.)
Either comment or note please. :D
I am prepared to do a turn around time of two days on these. I send you sketch, you approve, I colour, you receive. :D
YAY!
SO I AM OFFERING YOU BADGES.
FOR THE CHEAP.
Digital or Traditional: Full Colour
'Chibi style' : 10 USD (+3 if Traditional so I can ship it.)
Normal style : 15 USD (+3 if Traditional so I can ship it.)
Either comment or note please. :D
I am prepared to do a turn around time of two days on these. I send you sketch, you approve, I colour, you receive. :D
YAY!
Win
Posted 14 years agoSo here is a story.
I do not like facebook. I avoid using facebook and get very bad at checking it. My mother yells at me quite often about this. Anyway.
Facebook is one of the websites automatically programmed into firefox. I did not bookmark it, but it is there. Every time I go to type a web address, if it begins with an f, there is facebook. Bright and shining in the first slot.
This angers me every time it happens.
FINALLY. Today of all days, I went to type something with an f.
Facebook did not pop up.
Furaffinity did.
Victory for me today.
Take that, Facebook
I do not like facebook. I avoid using facebook and get very bad at checking it. My mother yells at me quite often about this. Anyway.
Facebook is one of the websites automatically programmed into firefox. I did not bookmark it, but it is there. Every time I go to type a web address, if it begins with an f, there is facebook. Bright and shining in the first slot.
This angers me every time it happens.
FINALLY. Today of all days, I went to type something with an f.
Facebook did not pop up.
Furaffinity did.
Victory for me today.
Take that, Facebook
OMG ANTHROCON
Posted 14 years agoI was just looking up the dates and I realized:
ANDY RUNTON
AND
PETER S. BEAGLE
WILL BE AT ANTRHOCON THIS YEAR.
SOMEONE WHO IS GOING, PLEASE GET ME THEIR AUTOGRAPHS? PLEASE? I WILL DRAW YOU SOMETHING AND IT WILL BE GOOD. ;n;
This is the first time I have ever wanted to be a furry. Because OMG AUTHOR OF OWLY AND LAST UNICORN ARE AT A CONVENTION EEEEEEEEE!
If any furries are mean to them while they are there, I will find out about it and I will hunt them down. >:C You do not disgrace Owly or Last Unicorn with icky porns and get away with it in my house. >:C
ANDY RUNTON
AND
PETER S. BEAGLE
WILL BE AT ANTRHOCON THIS YEAR.
SOMEONE WHO IS GOING, PLEASE GET ME THEIR AUTOGRAPHS? PLEASE? I WILL DRAW YOU SOMETHING AND IT WILL BE GOOD. ;n;
This is the first time I have ever wanted to be a furry. Because OMG AUTHOR OF OWLY AND LAST UNICORN ARE AT A CONVENTION EEEEEEEEE!
If any furries are mean to them while they are there, I will find out about it and I will hunt them down. >:C You do not disgrace Owly or Last Unicorn with icky porns and get away with it in my house. >:C
Badge comissions for the cheap!
Posted 14 years agoI'm having a bit of a sale on badge commissions.
15 for a badge sent you to digitally. 8.5x11 at 300dpi. Which is perfect for printing! :D
Joint badges (so if you have a cutie pie you want to have linking badges with) are 25.
If you want me to print it and mail it to you, I can also do that for an additional 3 USD. I don't have a laminating machine, however, for which I apologize. :(
All prices are in USD. PayPal is the accepted form of payment.
Unless otherwise specified, all badges will be flat cell shaded.
QUALITY EXAMPLE:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5149517/ (Plus shading, of course!)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4623974/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5249474
Comment or note me if you are interested.
15 for a badge sent you to digitally. 8.5x11 at 300dpi. Which is perfect for printing! :D
Joint badges (so if you have a cutie pie you want to have linking badges with) are 25.
If you want me to print it and mail it to you, I can also do that for an additional 3 USD. I don't have a laminating machine, however, for which I apologize. :(
All prices are in USD. PayPal is the accepted form of payment.
Unless otherwise specified, all badges will be flat cell shaded.
QUALITY EXAMPLE:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5149517/ (Plus shading, of course!)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4623974/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5249474
Comment or note me if you are interested.
BABY BROOKE
Posted 14 years agoLa la la la LEMON
Posted 14 years agoLa la la la LIGHT BULB
La la la la LAMP POST
La la la la... lump in my oatmeal?
(I am tired and in a very silly mood. Tomorrow is going to be BOY BAND day at work. I will dress up like a Backstreet Boy. It'll be pretty cool. )
HI FA. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
This is my attempt to get a dialogue going. COMMENT CONVERSATION? I think yes.
La la la la LAMP POST
La la la la... lump in my oatmeal?
(I am tired and in a very silly mood. Tomorrow is going to be BOY BAND day at work. I will dress up like a Backstreet Boy. It'll be pretty cool. )
HI FA. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
This is my attempt to get a dialogue going. COMMENT CONVERSATION? I think yes.
^^
Posted 15 years agoI have reached 100 watchers on this here fa.
THAT IS NEAT! :D
Someone should request something so I can draw a thank you picture. Because that's what all the cool kids do.
THAT IS NEAT! :D
Someone should request something so I can draw a thank you picture. Because that's what all the cool kids do.
No Subject
Posted 15 years agoI feel so special.
Someone removed the photo of the tooth. :D
I guess this means someone complained about it? Which is making me giggle like no tomorrow.
Why do I always write these in the early morning? xD
Someone removed the photo of the tooth. :D
I guess this means someone complained about it? Which is making me giggle like no tomorrow.
Why do I always write these in the early morning? xD
Overtired = the following
Posted 15 years agoOH MAN THE BANNER AT THE TOP OF THE SCREEN HAS A VERY UPSET RABBIT GETTING HIS EAR LIT ON FIRE.
I DID NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE.
WHAAAAT.
The situation
Posted 15 years agoTomorrow is Jersey Shore day at work.
I will be Snookie.
That is all.
I will be Snookie.
That is all.
No Subject
Posted 15 years agoI HAVE JUST CREATED THE COOLEST MEME EVER.
TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE WORDS.
I don't want things that are raunchy or dumb. Those aren't cool words. We need cool words, people. Even if they're just cool to say. I mean... Linoleum? Awesome word to say.
So fill in your favourite word for each letter.
THEN WATCH YOUR VOCABULARY GROW!
A: Agathokakological
B: Beguiling
C: Chutzpah
D: Defenestrate
E: Efflorescence
F: Flabbergasted
G: Ganglion
H: Hullabaloo
I: Igloo
J: Juxtaposition
K: Kielbasa
L: Linoleum
M: Myrmecology
N: Nucleus
O: Obligatory
P: Puce
Q: Qat
R: Rapscallion
S: Succulent
T: Taxidermy
U: Ureters
V: Vitriolic
W: Wiggly
X: Xenial
Y: Yogurt
Z: Zygodactylous
TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE WORDS.
I don't want things that are raunchy or dumb. Those aren't cool words. We need cool words, people. Even if they're just cool to say. I mean... Linoleum? Awesome word to say.
So fill in your favourite word for each letter.
THEN WATCH YOUR VOCABULARY GROW!
A: Agathokakological
B: Beguiling
C: Chutzpah
D: Defenestrate
E: Efflorescence
F: Flabbergasted
G: Ganglion
H: Hullabaloo
I: Igloo
J: Juxtaposition
K: Kielbasa
L: Linoleum
M: Myrmecology
N: Nucleus
O: Obligatory
P: Puce
Q: Qat
R: Rapscallion
S: Succulent
T: Taxidermy
U: Ureters
V: Vitriolic
W: Wiggly
X: Xenial
Y: Yogurt
Z: Zygodactylous
Dear people of the world:
Posted 15 years agoI am, at this very moment, drinking an iced coffee with a mocha shot from Dunkin Donuts. With extra cream and sugar.
...This is the best thing I've tasted in a very long time. It's like drinking coffee ice cream with chocolate syrup.
Go get one now. Then come back and thank me.
...This is the best thing I've tasted in a very long time. It's like drinking coffee ice cream with chocolate syrup.
Go get one now. Then come back and thank me.
Pondering thought
Posted 15 years agoYou know how some cat furries say they need to go to the litterbox?
Do dog furries ever say they need to go to the potty patch? ( https://www.pottypatch.com/ )
If not... why not? If I were a dog furry, I'd be doing this ALL. THE. TIME.
Do dog furries ever say they need to go to the potty patch? ( https://www.pottypatch.com/ )
If not... why not? If I were a dog furry, I'd be doing this ALL. THE. TIME.
>:C
Posted 15 years agoGUYS.
IF YOU HAVE YET TO NOTICE THIS,
sparkles HAS CREATED FOR ME
FANART
OF BROOKE.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3968926
BEING MORE SEXY THAN I CAN PUT INTO WORDS.
This should inspire all of you, my loyal fans.
DRAW ME BROOKE.
I don't care if you can't draw.
His sexiness will make everything you create into orgasms on paper/computer document.
If anyone does this, I will totally have my mom draw Brooke. Then I will scan her drawing and post it. THIS IS INCENTIVE, GUYS. MY MOM. DRAWING.
GET TO!
IF YOU HAVE YET TO NOTICE THIS,

FANART
OF BROOKE.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3968926
BEING MORE SEXY THAN I CAN PUT INTO WORDS.
This should inspire all of you, my loyal fans.
DRAW ME BROOKE.
I don't care if you can't draw.
His sexiness will make everything you create into orgasms on paper/computer document.
If anyone does this, I will totally have my mom draw Brooke. Then I will scan her drawing and post it. THIS IS INCENTIVE, GUYS. MY MOM. DRAWING.
GET TO!
Re: This month's best of pounced
Posted 15 years agoThis month's best of pounced will be a little bit late. I've been having issues dealing with people who are being very annoying. -__-;;
Thanks to AC and Sparkles for helping me though! C:
I HOPE YOU ARE PREPARED.
THIS MONTH IS BEAUTIFUL.
Thanks to AC and Sparkles for helping me though! C:
I HOPE YOU ARE PREPARED.
THIS MONTH IS BEAUTIFUL.