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So...I'm 15 now
Posted 12 years agothis is like the least consequential age ever.
Yay me!
" 15 years ago, in a land far far away,
mama strix and papa strix did some things
and baby strix burst out of mama strix's vagina with a chainsaw"
Yay me!
" 15 years ago, in a land far far away,
mama strix and papa strix did some things
and baby strix burst out of mama strix's vagina with a chainsaw"
Back to school
Posted 12 years agopity me
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Posted 12 years agoRefrence Raffle
Posted 12 years ago
dyanifulLoyal watchers! Both of you!
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4593085/ Free stuff if you have the luck of the Irish.
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Posted 12 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:32173165
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READ THIS
Posted 12 years agoThanks owo
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4338490/
If you go there you get free stuff
Maybe even watch while you're there
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If you go there you get free stuff
Maybe even watch while you're there
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Valentines day meme :3
Posted 12 years agoRipped from the heart of 
sceptagon
1. Are you single or taken?
Taken.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
No.
4. Do you like anyone?
Yeah and he's my boyfriend owo.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Nada.
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
That one wolf with the nice ass.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Not really.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I wish.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I did! it sucked.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Yeah, and Dancer, Prancer, Dasher, Vixen, Comet, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Wouldn't that be weird?
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
Nah, they're overrated.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
NOM.
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
I bought myself lube.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
Kinda.
16. How is your love life?
It is good owo
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No, but DAYUM.
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
One. (One for each of my braincells.)
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
I do but I can't TOUCH PARTS WITH HIM D:
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Not so much.
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
Narnia.
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
My dog.
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
Your mother.
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
One? owo I dunno what counts as a Valentine.
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Every year c:
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
SinX
_____
x^2
when x= 0
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Hard, considering I never received one :P
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Nay.
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
I have a BOYFRIEND, woman! owe
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
That lube.
31. What was the worst?
That lube when I found I was allergic.
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
That's way too cliche, bro.
...Strix out!
sceptagon1. Are you single or taken?
Taken.
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
No.
4. Do you like anyone?
Yeah and he's my boyfriend owo.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Nada.
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
That one wolf with the nice ass.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Not really.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I wish.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I did! it sucked.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Yeah, and Dancer, Prancer, Dasher, Vixen, Comet, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Wouldn't that be weird?
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
Nah, they're overrated.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
NOM.
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
I bought myself lube.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
Kinda.
16. How is your love life?
It is good owo
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No, but DAYUM.
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
One. (One for each of my braincells.)
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
I do but I can't TOUCH PARTS WITH HIM D:
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Not so much.
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
Narnia.
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
My dog.
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
Your mother.
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
One? owo I dunno what counts as a Valentine.
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Every year c:
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
SinX
_____
x^2
when x= 0
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Hard, considering I never received one :P
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Nay.
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
I have a BOYFRIEND, woman! owe
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
That lube.
31. What was the worst?
That lube when I found I was allergic.
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
That's way too cliche, bro.
...Strix out!
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Posted 12 years agoAndy Wernikoff: The Morbidly Obese Otter
Posted 12 years agoResponse to this journal, in case it is deleted; http://puu.sh/1GXHa
Hey.
First off all, if Andy gets to be a fucking hypocrite then so do I. (i.e. I'm writing this blog because
1.) I am pissed.
2.) No one fucking blocks me in the middle of me responding to them. Fuck. You.)
So you might be thinking; "Who the fuck is Andy Werkinoff?"
And my response: "You lucky son of a bitch!"
No but really...
You lucky son of a bitch!
Okay. So.
A journal was posted about Andy not getting his laptop...
...on time.
That's right folks: he is still getting it!
So, I tell him to shut up and stop bitching to all of us about it.
And then he explains to me how he is allowed to bitch.
And then I go to reply.
And then
http://puu.sh/1GXyc
Oh.
I'm sorry Princess
You can have your little tantrum but I can't call bullshit?
Well aren't we the little adorable hypocrite!
You honestly think I was gonna let you get away with that?
So, Andy.
What does this lead me to believe?
Well.
You're a mound of bile and puss, masquerading as a human being. You're an attention whoring piece of smegma-encrusted lint. You believe the world revolves around you, and we all have to hear about it. And since you feel so strongly that way, I honestly don't blame you. If I was planet earth, I'd fucking orbit around your mass too.
So, on that note.
Feel free to unblock me now!
(I apologize to any Princesses, bile, puss, attention whores or lint that were insulted by the unfair comparison in this journal.)Strixmas
Posted 12 years agoDashing through the snow,
Get the fuck out of my way!
You all are so slow,
And fat, what do you weigh?
HAH HAH!
I'll end your caroling,
But it won't be a silent night,
I've come I'll terrorize your town,
And watch you die tonight!
Jingle Bells, Go to Hell!
I've hijacked Santa's sleigh!
Oh what fun it is to ride,
Over bodies every day!
HEY!
Jingle Bells, Go to hell!
Bodies will decay!
After you're all crushed beneath,
My motherfucking sleigh!
HEY!
This is Strix wishing you a bloody Christmas! You bastard!60 Questions!... Borrowed without permission from Sceptagon!
Posted 13 years ago1) How old do you wish you were?
Old enough to get the fuck away from my parents.
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
In school, learning the mastery of coloring inside the lines.
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
They don't - I have a chainsaw.
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
You saying I'm not kind? o-e
5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I dunno. Side or some shit.
6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Irish. I need to pass my damn tests.
7) Do you know your neighbours?
Unfortunately.
8) What do you consider a holiday?
Being left alone.
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
Yeah, to mock it.
10) Would you move for the person you loved?
I want to now.
11) Are you touchy feely?
Depends how sadistic i'm feeling towards other people's parts.
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
North poles attract South poles right?
13) Dream job?
Programmer?
14) Favorite channel(S)?
NatGeo.
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
This corner.
16) Showers or Baths?
Showers - Bath's take time o-o
17) Do you paint your nails?
I tried that once. Shit was weird.
18) Do you trust people easily?
Short answer: Nope!
19) What are your phobias?
Spiders.
20) Do you want kids?
No, but you can have mine.
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
I tried that...shite was depressing at times. xD
22) Where would you rather be right now?
...Scotland!
23) Heavy or light sleeper?
It takes 3 alarms to wake me up...
24) Are you paranoid?
Why do you want to know ;w;
25) Are you impatient?
Yeah...
26) Who can you relate to?
BELLA FROM TWILIGHT, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER TEENAGE GI- Wait I'm a guy
27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
Oh baby.
28) Have you been burned by love?
Does herpes count?
29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?
Nyan Cat.
30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
Fending off my drunk mum.
31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
"Did you do question 2 (D) with da Pythagoras and hypotenuse of da triangle?!"
32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Beds are for the weak.
33) What color shirt are you wearing?
Grey, it reflects my personality c:.
34) Why is there no question here
Oh lord it's so hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way.
35) Name three things you have on you at all times~?
Clothes. My half-heart necklace...and...condoms.
36) What color are your bed sheets?
Green w/ an assortment of dinosaurs.
37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
Enough for a cheap hooker, why?
38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
The breasts.
39) What's your favorite town/city?
Hades.
40) I can't wait till?
I meet a certain someone.
41) Who got you to join myspace?
I'm not ON myspace.
42) What did you have for dinner last night?
Golden Nuggets.
43) How tall are you barefoot?
5'8.5"
44) Have you ever smoked heroin?
Do I seem like that type of PERSON TO YOU?
45) Do you own a gun?
Nerf!
46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Smooth n' Juicy...
47) What is your favourite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Chloroform!
48) Do you have A.D.D.?
No I have M.I.N.U.S
49) What time did you wake up today?
Like...10:30 a.m.?
50) Current worry?
Tests this week.
51) Current hate?
These questions.
52) Favorite place to be?
Brothel.
53) Where would you like to travel?
No where o.o
54) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
In your butt.
55) What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't sing, or the water would stop.
56) What was the last thing that made you laugh?
My doggiee.
57) Worst injury you've ever had?
Uh...I got knocked out this one time in boxing? o.o
58) Does someone have a crush on you?
I hope so? xwx;
59) What's your favorite candy?
Those blue things that are nice.
60) What song is stuck in your head?
Bacterial Contamination.
OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER.
Old enough to get the fuck away from my parents.
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
In school, learning the mastery of coloring inside the lines.
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
They don't - I have a chainsaw.
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
You saying I'm not kind? o-e
5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I dunno. Side or some shit.
6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Irish. I need to pass my damn tests.
7) Do you know your neighbours?
Unfortunately.
8) What do you consider a holiday?
Being left alone.
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
Yeah, to mock it.
10) Would you move for the person you loved?
I want to now.
11) Are you touchy feely?
Depends how sadistic i'm feeling towards other people's parts.
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
North poles attract South poles right?
13) Dream job?
Programmer?
14) Favorite channel(S)?
NatGeo.
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
This corner.
16) Showers or Baths?
Showers - Bath's take time o-o
17) Do you paint your nails?
I tried that once. Shit was weird.
18) Do you trust people easily?
Short answer: Nope!
19) What are your phobias?
Spiders.
20) Do you want kids?
No, but you can have mine.
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
I tried that...shite was depressing at times. xD
22) Where would you rather be right now?
...Scotland!
23) Heavy or light sleeper?
It takes 3 alarms to wake me up...
24) Are you paranoid?
Why do you want to know ;w;
25) Are you impatient?
Yeah...
26) Who can you relate to?
BELLA FROM TWILIGHT, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER TEENAGE GI- Wait I'm a guy
27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
Oh baby.
28) Have you been burned by love?
Does herpes count?
29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?
Nyan Cat.
30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
Fending off my drunk mum.
31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
"Did you do question 2 (D) with da Pythagoras and hypotenuse of da triangle?!"
32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Beds are for the weak.
33) What color shirt are you wearing?
Grey, it reflects my personality c:.
34) Why is there no question here
Oh lord it's so hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way.
35) Name three things you have on you at all times~?
Clothes. My half-heart necklace...and...condoms.
36) What color are your bed sheets?
Green w/ an assortment of dinosaurs.
37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
Enough for a cheap hooker, why?
38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
The breasts.
39) What's your favorite town/city?
Hades.
40) I can't wait till?
I meet a certain someone.
41) Who got you to join myspace?
I'm not ON myspace.
42) What did you have for dinner last night?
Golden Nuggets.
43) How tall are you barefoot?
5'8.5"
44) Have you ever smoked heroin?
Do I seem like that type of PERSON TO YOU?
45) Do you own a gun?
Nerf!
46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Smooth n' Juicy...
47) What is your favourite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Chloroform!
48) Do you have A.D.D.?
No I have M.I.N.U.S
49) What time did you wake up today?
Like...10:30 a.m.?
50) Current worry?
Tests this week.
51) Current hate?
These questions.
52) Favorite place to be?
Brothel.
53) Where would you like to travel?
No where o.o
54) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
In your butt.
55) What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't sing, or the water would stop.
56) What was the last thing that made you laugh?
My doggiee.
57) Worst injury you've ever had?
Uh...I got knocked out this one time in boxing? o.o
58) Does someone have a crush on you?
I hope so? xwx;
59) What's your favorite candy?
Those blue things that are nice.
60) What song is stuck in your head?
Bacterial Contamination.
OH THANK GOD IT'S OVER.
