http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/2113454.....39510#43276081

lol, gotta love Asia.

God help you if you watch this drunk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TcG02sK-PU

Regardless, this is a powerful and thought provoking video. I <3 Ron Paul

Day 1:
Me: "Hi, I need a copy of my college transcripts. How do I go about getting them?"
College Registrar Employee: "Oh, we can fax them where ever you want, sir. But the lady is out of the office today. You'll have to call back tomorrow."
Me: "Alrighty, will do!"

Day 2:
Me: "Hi I called yesterday about transcripts, and they said you could fax them to me?"
College Registrar Employee 2: "Sir, we can't fax transcripts. You have to request them via a form by mail or by coming in person to the office."
Me: "...what? You need to fire whoever I talked to yesterday then, because they're misinforming out the ass"

Seriously people! Learn to do your fucking jobs! And I'm the asshole for assuming that, since you work at the college, you know what the fuck you're talking about. Silly, silly me! I guess the idea of people actually earning their paycheck is the notion of a mad man! *Facedesk's repeatedly* And people wonder why we drink...

Please fuck off with the "My Little Pony" crap...seriously...its My Little Pony! You couldn't be gayer if you lit Richard Simmons on fire!!!

...booked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S2.....rec_grec_index

One never knows when the homosexual is about!

...and I have to say I'm pretty much horrified. Thank you, Hollywood. Way to rape another classic.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2380112/

Bow chikka wow wow, giggity, and all those other popular sexual sayings...

Y'know you're bored when you put this much effort into being a smart ass on IM:

Ceeb: you know
Ceeb: if he comes to MFF, I fully expect you to be incredibly sweet and well-mannered when he's around
Me: Now, I've talked to my CFO, and he says for me to go against my nature for the sake of being nice to you're guy while I'm around is going to increase the normal amount of harassment I give you at a con by at least 56%. But, we are willing to reduce your interest rate on all outstanding abuse debts from 10% down to 8.45%
Ceeb: ...
Ceeb: fag
Ceeb: seriously
Ceeb: I hate you
Ceeb: I hope you develop a testicular lump
Me: :3


I'm sure  ceeb is enjoying those stress induced ulcers I cause him right about now. >:3

Now, any of you that really know me, know that I despise with every fiber of my being Jersey Shore, especially after "The Situation's" piss poor performance on The Roast of Donald Trump. This is why I take great pleasure in bringing you this wonderful picture:

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/24/the-s.....ec1_lnk2|65171

Long URL is long.

Too bad he didn't get hit with a car.

Not really, but I'm taking care of three kittens who're still on the bottle. Unfortunately a barn cat decided she didn't want her kittens anymore, so my mom brought them in the house over the weekend. When I got home at midnight last night, I plopped down on the couch to enjoy some Adult Swim when I hear some faint meowing. After about a 20 second search I found the three little guys squalling for food.

Here's a pic of one of them, will be moved to scraps later today: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5796485/

So, that was both a pleasant, but sad surprise to come home too. My week went well, spent a lot of time catching up with my old house mates and spending quality time with Zane. I tried Arkham Horror for the first time, which was daunting at first since it was such an in depth game, but once we got a few rounds in, it became a lot of fun. I actually will be writing a story based on what my character did in the game for the next BFAB Podcast. So, if you wanna hear the adventures of Ashtray McGee, you'll have to listen to the next episode of our podcast. You'll find links to the facebook page in the signature of my journal here.

That's all for now, kids!

Ciao!

Well, trip is back on, and a few days early. I got a call from my friend Alex who was driving out to surprise me in Dekalb. The conversation went as follows:

Alex: Hey asshole, I'm on my way to Dekalb, I'll be there in an hour and a half.

Me: Uhh....I'm still in Indiana. The train was delayed due to a train wreck or something. It wasn't on the website and my Dad and I had to drive an hour and a half to South Bend to find that out. Which pissed us both off. So, yeah...still at home.

Alex: What?! You fucking asshole!

Me: ...Oie! Fuck yer mother! I didn't know it was not going to have service, it wasn't even on the website when I checked schedules.

Alex: Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up. I'm coming to pick yer gay ass up. So, be ready.


Ahh, I love my friends. So, he's going to drive 2 hours to get me, then 3 back to Dekalb. Fun, fun, fun! See ya'lls in about a week or so.

I just discovered an awesome show called Mission Hill. Where was I when this came out and why didn't anyone tell me about it?!

This show reminds me of my days in Dekalb so much it ain't even funny. Here's an episode on Youtube if you wanna check it out:

Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr9H.....eature=related
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EtP.....eature=related

So, life is sort of at a stand still right now. My co-founder of BFAB Group is going away on his yearly tour for the Air Force Reserves for two weeks. I am hoping to go back and visit Zane and all of my friends in Dekalb this next Friday, but until then its more job hunting and application filing. Which I don't mind, save for those stupid motherfucking personality tests almost every company makes you take. I know there's supposed to be science and crap behind those, but its really friggen frustrating when you spend about 30 minutes answering anywhere from 60 to 120 bullshit "Strongly Agree" "Strongly Disagree" questions. Or the fun ones if you're applying for anything remotely management:

Your employee, Tom, see's a customer coming in who he doesn't like. He turns to you and says, "Wow, I hope he doesn't come to my register, I don't feel like dealing with him today." Which of the following is what you would MOST likely do?

A. Tell Tom you'll take over his register and handle the troublesome customer.
B. Tell Tom that he should treat all customer's with respect. The customer is always right. (That's a fucking lie)
C. Watch Tom and take over if he begins to do a bad job.

Hmm..how about D. Tell Tom to shut the fuck up and just help the stupid asshole, then bitch about it on his smoke break like everyone else in the service industry does. I mean, c'mon, we have standards here.

And of course, its all sorts of fulfilling when you do all this crap and after the fact you do all these wonderful questions which is reminiscent of plucking out one's pubes, one at a time, that you find out that your answers are not satisfactory to the company you're applying for. Nope, we're not going to give you the small bit of satisfaction of knowing you filled out an applications and the small fraction of hope that you may get a job. Nope, we're going to just tell you right now that we're not even going to call you, so fuck you!

So, the rest of this week I'll be bashing my face into my keyboard in the hopes of finding a job. I can't wait until next friggen Friday.

Other then that, I am doin' ducky. Don't mistake this rant as the fact I'm uber pissed and in a bad mood. Honestly, if you're job hunting right now, I think you may find some stuff there you'll agree with.

Here ya go, kids. Found a fun lil video during my adventures in the intertubes and since its furry related, I figured I wouldn't be greedy and share.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f1a_1303434083

Enjoy!

First off, I want to thank all of my new watchers for all of the favorites and comments! Hopefully you all saw my journal about being offline for awhile.

So...things that have happened. I'll keep this short and sweet.

Had two jobs, both temp jobs, so I'm looking again for work.

Started a production company up with friends called BFAB Group. Now, its not a Furry group, but hopefully you'll find some entertainment value in it. And, by saying its not a Furry group, hopefully those of you who've fully grasped the ability to read will keep all cutesy furry crap out of the comments and such.

Facebook: facebook.com/bfabgroup
YouTube: youtube.com/bfabgroup

Other then that, not much to say really. Looking for work, back online. See ya'll around FA!

Ciao!
StrongPawz

"Fire up your whore swallower!"
"Y'know, I really wish you would quit calling it that."
"Fine, how does coke hogging slut drain grab you?"

Oh, Dan Halen, you rascal you. X3

So, as stated in a previous journal I am moving soon. Tentatively I'll be heading back to NE Indiana to raise a lil hell on December 26th, weather and life permitting. I will be offline until I get internet at my parents place. Yes, I'm moving back in with my parents to get a few things in my life situated. For those of you who're narrow minded pricks and look down on such a thing, please go fuck yourself with a broken beer bottle. I'm doing this to fix some things in my life, and that's all I'm saying about it. Honestly, its way more justification then this, an online website, deserves. :3

What you can expect to see in the future: Film Projects! That's right, you heard me. I'm starting up a production company with a few friends from High School and we've already got several projects in the works. Productions will include, but won't be limited too: Feature Films, music videos, funny commercials, TV Pilots, sketch comedy, Paranormal Investigation, Historical Documentaries. Now, this isn't a furry thing. Now that I've lost 3/4 of you who don't realize there's a world outside of the fandom, I'll continue. I am planning a sketch involving me in my fursuit, but other then that there is no "Furry themed" projects planned as of yet. For those of you interested in following my exploits in this I will be posting a journal in the future with link(s) to where you can follow/view all of our shenanigans in film. I'll also be making a return to podcasting. While I'm not sure yet if I'm going to be Happy Hour back or starting a new podcast since I've discovered there already is a Happy Hour podcast out there, I, along with my friends, will be putting out a podcast, it may be weekly or bi-weekly, we're not sure yet. It all depends the free time all parties involved will have. But, rest assured, it will be full of the "charming and tasteful" humor you've all come to expect from me.

Other then that, not much to report about the move and life.

Ciao, kids!

Chattin' with  ceeb

[23:02] Ceeb: Frack has a salad :3
[23:03] strongpawz: What kind?
[23:03] Ceeb: um... the leafy kind?
[23:03] Ceeb: X3
[23:04] strongpawz: ...pics or it didn't happen
[23:04] Ceeb: >.>
[23:05] Ceeb: lettuce, tomato, green pepper
[23:05] Ceeb: croutons, nuts, and thousand island dressing o.o
[23:05] Ceeb: kind of a standard salad
[23:05] strongpawz: No, I just mean you with a salad
[23:05] Ceeb: you know what
[23:05] Ceeb: fuck you
[23:05] strongpawz: XD
[23:05] strongpawz: <3

I'm such a bastard X3

So, I'm not going into any in depth detail, but I will be moving back to Eastern Indiana between this Christmas and New Years. I will have internet by hopefully February, but until then, I will be offline. As far as the details as to why, if you're meant to know, you probably already know why. So, if you don't, please respect my privacy and understand this is something I have to do. Zane and I aren't breaking up, but he will be staying in Dekalb, IL during this time. Other then that, there's not much to report.

Ciao kids
Strong

This has been by far the best con I've ever been to. I arrived Thursday (Special thank you to  belaneth for getting me to the con!) And after a few minor snafu's I got into my room. The rooms at the hotel were pretty nice, and bigger then I thought they were going to be. Plus, I got to be in the Executive Wing *Hurr, Hurr! Feel important!* Thursday night was spent relaxing in the room and enjoying a few drinks. I spent most of the con in suit and hanging out with  rokkaiser ,  ceeb ,  kurama_nogira ,  loneiowanwolf ,  blisk ,  midknightnebula ,  xale , and many more that I'm probably forgetting (Sorry, please don't maim!). Now, I wanna quash the rumors now. NO, I didn't have to be carried by my arms and legs up to my room Saturday night. That was somebody else, not me. Yes, here's the story about Saturday night. I was mixing drinks for the people in my room party, and between mixing drinks I was doing a shot for myself. Well, when you're laughing and joking with a bunch of people, you sometimes forget to keep count. So,I probably had about 10 shots in under 2 hours. So, needless to say, I was pretty messed up Saturday night, but not to the point I had to be carried...just assisted >.>

Anywho, after the con I got to spend one more night hanging out with  midknightnebula and  loneiowawolf in Downers Grove. So, I just got home from the whole ordeal a few hours ago. Needless to say, I am fried. So, bitching con, best yet!

PS - Special thank you to  stormystripestiger and his room mates for the fun lil joke ya'll played on me this weekend. I'll get you guys back next year :P

PPS! - If you have any pics of with me in them from the con, please let me know! I was unable to have a camera on me this year, so any pics you may have snapped are more then welcomed!

...MFF

See ya'll Tuesdayish! Or at the con :P

Bitches got served
http://advocate.com/News/Daily_News.....ed_at_Funeral/


"Like the corpse, you guys are here to stay" -  dusk <---Best sums up the article.

Taken from that homo  ceeb


Where are you staying?:
Con hotel

What day are you getting there?:
Thursday afternoon/evening

How long are you going?:
Monday morning

Who will you be with?:
 ceeb  blisk and a few others

What is your gender?:
Male

How old are you?:
Will be 24 by then

How tall are you?:
6'4"

What suits will you have?:
StrongPawz

Can I touch you?:
Can you touch me? Doesn't get much creepier sounding then that, I guess. Well, as long as its not an inappropriate touch, I don't mind.

Can I talk to you?:
Of course!

Can I take pictures with you?
Sure

Are you nice?:
Depends on who you ask. But, I try to be nice so long as people are nice to me.

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Yes. Yes, you may :3

Can I hug or snuggle you?:
Hugs are always welcome. Snuggling, not unless I know you super well. So, no on snuggling.

Do you do trades?:
I'm not an artist of the drawing nature.

Do you have an artist table?:
Nope

Do you like parties?:
Depends on the party.

What should I not do around you?:
Acting like a retarded douche bag, bringing drama, being immature or overly drunk, trying to tell me your drama, being a creeper, or foul personal smells will cause me to excuse myself rather quickly.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?:
Say my name (Das right! Whats my name, bitch!) or just come up to me and say hi! I'm willing to meet new people! And if I don't remember you right off the bat, please don't take offense, you may just have to remind me who you are and where I might know you from.

http://www.break.com/index/kids-rea.....rprise-1947902

...they can just sense evil is all.