So, I decided, out of morbid curiosity to google and find out what Hitler's autograph would be worth. And I found the best answer ever:

If you are indeed the lucky owner of Hitler's autograph, you owe the government $105.89.




JK :D


And, I'm not a Nazi. I was watching The Last Crusade and it came to the part where Indiana got Hitler's autograph in his Dad's Diary.

And apparently Hitler's signature goes for about $2,000. But, that was the only estimate I could find, I could be wrong.

...suckers

http://news.discovery.com/space/the.....-be-wrong.html

So, I know a lot of my recent journals have been pretty random tidbits or videos so I figured I would let ya'll know whats going on with the token' lion. Unfortunately I'm still jobless, but I have just started a Bar Tending vocational course that I hope to have finished by the middle of the next work week. So wish me luck on finding a job around Dekalb destroying livers. As far as Halloweeny activities this year, I have secured a volunteer position at the Egyptian Theater's Haunted House here in Dekalb. So, for any of you furs in the Illinois area, please stop by so I can scare the fur and/or scales off ya. Here's the website for it with all the info: http://www.amenti.info/ I will be there every night, so I'll be sure be one of the people to scare you, plus, haunted houses are just an awesome Halloween Tradition. I don't know where I'll be working in the haunted house, as the assignments change every night. But if you've seen me, you know I'm a big mofo, so you'll probably know which ghoul is me.

I've also been doing a lot of writing lately. Character development and such. But, don't expect to see it here on FA, because it isn't furry related. Yes, believe it or not, I have a life and aspirations outside of the fandom. In the realm of "outside of furrydom" I'm also getting ready to do a major overhaul for my Facebook and MySpace comedy/acting pages, mainly in the realm of new graphics, layouts, and updates as to what I've been doing lately. Which reminds me to take a moment to thank my biggest inspiration: My haters. The saying "Haters gonna hate" is all too true, and all it does is kick me in the butt to keep going. So thank ya'll for the ED article, troll attempts, and all the other schoolyard bullshit ya'll do to justify your existence.

Other then that, I will be at LAFF Furry Bowling tonight. Hope to see ya'll there! It'll be the first I'll be there in a few months, so I'm looking forward to seeing everyone!

Well, that's all for now!

Keep Token' N' Joken', Kids!
-Strong

Yeah...I'll be knockin' about MFF this year. Who else will be there and wants to hang out with the lion?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npM-tWbyyiI

Something you might enjoy. I can only imagine how you live in a country with that many cameras.

Regardless, this is win

If you've not seen it already, be sure to check out Signal Ghost by the talented, and master in kick-assery,  dusk ! He was kind enough to feature my characters Strong and Nikolai in it. So, if you like fantasy with a dash of Steam Punk be sure to check it out!

Page 1: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4527868/

Be sure to comment and such!

PS - No, its not an adult comic, so please don't spam the poor guy with, "When am I gonna see cawk" Not only will he slap you, I will as well.

Enjoy!

http://z0r.de/527

Whoo!

...or whatever church made this video possible!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjtV.....eature=related

I may go to church this Sunday because of this video...


Not really, but its fun to dream!

I know I did. This is something to cheer you sour puss' up after a rough day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcV19rylSZc

For those of you interested, my mate and I are selling a car. Here's the craigslist ad:

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/c.....908404286.html

Note me if you're interested!

PS - $50 finders fee if you find someone who buys the car from us!

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/cartoon-.....airly-odd.html

A Fairly Odd Parents live action movie...Either there really is no God, or he's pissed at us again.

Please shut up. And I say that with a smile on my face. This is my public notice to everyone. The next person to come to me with drama and/or bitching about something stupid is going to get strangled with a four foot dildo. I’m serious. Furrys, you all get all butt hurt over the DUMBEST SHIT! Seriously, if you’ve got a place to live, food to eat, and a way to get to the hospital if you get hurt, then you’re doing just fine. God know s there are tons of people, in this country even, who don’t even have that. Complaining over anything else is unjustified and annoying. You are wasting air and energy. Now if someone in your family is sick, then yes, be worried and vent about it. If you see someone you don’t like, or if someone knocks your ice cream out of your hand on the playground SHUT THE FUCK UP! Or at least DO NOT bitch to me. Its getting to the point I can’t even enjoy smoking a bowl because everyone’s running up to me bawing about something. YOU PEOPLE ARE RUINING WEED! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! If nothing else you’re doing something the white man has been trying to for years, at least for me you are.

So from now on, if you come to me with a stupid, whiny issue in IM, PM, email, phone call, carrier pidgin, smoke signals, or a can on a string I will be forced to wig tits on you.

Thank you for your time. :3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIgOik-xODE

I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time.

Old Contacts - Flushed like an unwanted teen pregnancy

After having my follow up appointment today, I'm getting put on new eye drops and I have a follow up in one week to make sure that my eyes are no longer imploding. I'm wearing my glasses until then (If you want a pic of them, fuck you, you're not getting one). I'm also having a fitting for a new pair of contacts and glasses next week too. Fun stuff. Whoo, I'm blind as a bat!

Its the newest and hottest craze!

Brought to you by the deranged minds of myself and  ceeb oddly enough without the aid of any alcohol or drugs. I think at this point, since I'm like this sober, there truly is no hope for me. XD

I have it. Thus, I won't be around for a few days until I can see again, I.E. Wear my contacts.

I'll share the whole story when I come back.

Ciao

So, me and Zane are walking to get cigarettes and he's smoking a cigarette as we walk through an open parking lot of Papa Johns, no where near the building and this fat bitch gets out of her mini-van in a bright purple shirt about 20 feet from where we were walking and hollers to Zane, "Smoking gives you cancer! You're giving my baby cancer right now, just wanted you to know that!"

...what?

No, whats giving your baby cancer is all of the artificial sweeteners in the soda you've been drinking or the sun you're out walking in right now, you fat cunt. Jesus, some non-smokers need to just go leap into a fire. I mean, they already took all of the restaurants, bars, and fifteen feet in front of any business doorway. Don't get me wrong, if you don't smoke, I'm totally cool with that. But please, take the "Smoking gives cancer" after school special speech and stuff it up your ass. Totally sick of hearing that shit.

>End Rant<

Alrighty, some of you may already know that I am getting ready to make yet another wonderful move (Not far, just about a block away from where I am now). Thus, I will be scarce this week while I cart all my crap there. Now, if Comcast follows through with their end of the bargain, I should have internet by Wednesday evening (July 21st). But even still, I'll probably not be around much since I'll be unpacking and settling in.

Catch ya'll in a few days!

I've started writing again, and you can see that in my most recent FA submission. Please, PLEASE read the description before you download the file. It will offend many, but please understand why I wrote it the way I did. And please understand that it is a rough draft and that it will be moved to Scraps soon.

So please check it out!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4174737

Now, I am a huge fan of TYT and there have been several times that the furry fandom has come up on their show and they did a segment on AC 2010. Now, I think that they were some of the fairest media coverage we've gotten. Here's the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQizhZShArI

And if you're into fair political news coverage, you should check 'em out. They do all sorts of stuff, btw, not just politics.

Just to prove my point, here are some crazy Christians: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoCLEraWbLs (THERE'S ECSTASY IN THE COMMUNION WINE!) And listen to that crazy old bastard's laugh. Either is the voice over from Thriller or he's the Penguin's long lost twin brother.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/149646/sa.....day#s-p1-sr-i2

Is a helluva drug.

Okay, so I need to get back into editing and I want to do some music videos for fun.

What I would like is a Movie and a Song you'd like to see combined into a music video. If I like what ya got, I'll do it.

There's a tiny spider crawling on my monitor and I'm chasing him with my cursor. He's flipping his shit X3

It has begun...we're starting with advertising!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA-t1dsnl0U

Yet another furry commercial floaten about on YouTube.

And I've got the sunburn to prove it. The weekend was absolutely awesome! Tons of beer, tons of bands, and good times were had by all! :3 I dunno if I've got any pictures from it, but I'll try to find out. I will have to say that the best quote from the weekend I heard as I was standing in line for the bathroom:

"Nothing like taking a shit on acid to let you know you're a man!"

lol, hippies and their drugs. *Shakes head*