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Posted 12 years agoI can just never be happy for a day
Posted 12 years agoExactly what it says. I get fucked over by my co-workers, yelled at by my managers, told that Im not doing anything, always broke despite working my ass off and to top it all off every fucking time I turn around theres a damn wall. I dont care if this looks like a pity journal or a pointless rant. This is roughly three years of stress and crap that I've held in and frankly, I dont give a damn at this point. My life has been just a black hole that continues expanding and bringing in more bullshit for me to deal with on top of the piles of crap that's already there.
Sometimes I wonder if Its even fucking worth it or If this is just an insanely huge waste of time and energy.
Sometimes I wonder if Its even fucking worth it or If this is just an insanely huge waste of time and energy.
So I had this absolutely crazy and slightly upsetting dream
Posted 12 years agoI was basically sitting in some type of classroom, a rather large one at that, and some of my classmates had found a random hidden door that somehow led to this source of magic or some crazy kinda crap like that. Turns out that it had leaked into the entire classroom, affecting everybody and basically allowing them minor magical abilities. However, for me it seemed to go far beyond that, my abilities were far stronger than the others and once I had realized that I literally transformed myself into my fursona. Yes, a big, 8'4" dragon wolf, complete with the jeans, necklace and horns. I padded to the middle of the classroom and sat down with my legs crossed. The ENTIRE room had then focused on me, partially cause I was the biggest thing there and because I was a living animal hybrid that was their classmate. Everybidy was basically freaking out at this point, some in awe, some curious and some looking at me in jealousy. As I sat there I could literally feel my ears on top of my head, flicking about with excitement, my tail was wagging and I could feel the fur on my body, a wonderful, soft coat of grey fur. I could even feel my wings, furled and held close to my back.
Then I woke up. I looked around and was instantly sad. Dreams can feel insanely real until you wake up.....
Then I woke up. I looked around and was instantly sad. Dreams can feel insanely real until you wake up.....
Questions meme thing
Posted 12 years agoI decided to steal this from 
1. What is your middle name?
Vaughn. You pronounce it as "Von". Like Von Grapple
2. Are you wearing makeup?
No
3. What colour is your toothbrush?
White and green
4. Approximately how many posters are hung up in your room?
None
5. What does your hair product smell like?
Um...I have no idea. I dont pay attention to that
6. Where would you rather be right now?
With a certain fox I know...
7. What is the temperature outside?
Like 40 degrees Fahrenheit
8. Have you ever dyed your hair? If so what colour?
I have. I went for blue but It doesnt show up very well in my hair. My next color I want is red.
9. What is the funniest word you know?
I can give you a list of funny words.
10. Name your favourite band starting with the letter ‘M’
Sure. Depends though. How many children are looking at this?
11. What is your favourite pick up line? And has anyone ever used it on you?
I dislike pickup lines. They're cheesy and I dont find them remotely appealing. And no.
12. Describe your first icon using only verbs
Um..... I have no idea. It was a still image cropped from a piece of art I got.
13. What is the most expensive thing you have ever bought with your own money?
My truck which died a year ago.
14. State your favourite letter of the alphabet
I dont have a favorite?
15. What is your favourite accent?
Scottish.
16. How did you celebrate the new year?
I sat on my ass all day and played games.
17. What do you call a brown fizzy drink that usually comes in a can?
Soda...?
18. Do you like fish?
On my plate.
19. What is your most used tag?
Hell I dont know..
20. Would you rather ask someone out or be asked out?
I usually ask first.
21. What is your favourite Olympic sport to watch?
None. I hate the Olympics.
22. Have you ever dumped anyone?
Yes
23. What do you want to be when you grow up?
I dont fucking know
24. Have you ever been to the United States? If so, where?
I live in the US. But I've specifically lived in, California, Georgia and Pennsylvania.
25. What instrument have you always wanted to play?
My ass. I play it every day and Im damn good at it
26. Describe your dream partner’s eye colour
Does it matter?
27. What do you order at diners?
The obvious
28. Coffee or espressos?
Neither. Milk please.
29. What is the most annoying song on the radio at the moment?
I dont even listen to the fucking radio. There hasnt been anything good on it since 2002
30. How many contacts do you have on your phone?
About a dozen or so
31. What type of music player do you own?
Phone, Ipod, computer.
32. Describe your favourite painting
*shrugs*
33. What was the best present you have ever received?
Dont know
34. Spring or Fall? Why?
Both. Not too hot and not too cold.
35. What was the last text you received? Who was it from?
From one of my friends at 3 am. An image showing a play on words
36. Would you ever paint your room pink?
No
37. What colour is your underwear?
Blue
38. Favourite perfume scent?
*shrugs*
39. What celebrity do you think needs to drop off a cliff?
Never ask me this kind of question. I will give you a hit list with specific details on how I want to off each one.
40. Do blue eyes turn you on?
Does it matter?
41. What meat do you prefer in a sandwich?
Lebabon Sweet bologna.
42. Would you ever wear a sweater to school?
No. Fuck no. Where I used to live anything with long sleeves or a turtle neck made you that much easier to beat up.
43. What is the name of your current ringtone?
The song "Brains" by Voltaire for the show "Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"
44. Glasses or contacts?
Both work. The right kind of glasses can be cute though
45. What shoes do you normally wear to school?
Boots or basketball shoes. Basketball shoes because theyre the only damn kind of shoe that fit my foot properly
46. Where is your nearest television?
About seven feet away
47. What is your favourite vegetable?
No idea.
48. When was the last time you drank milk?
Ten seconds ago.
49. What was your lowest grade in school?
0/100 I didnt give enough of a care to do the work
50. Are you using Google chrome?
Rarely
1. What is your middle name?
Vaughn. You pronounce it as "Von". Like Von Grapple
2. Are you wearing makeup?
No
3. What colour is your toothbrush?
White and green
4. Approximately how many posters are hung up in your room?
None
5. What does your hair product smell like?
Um...I have no idea. I dont pay attention to that
6. Where would you rather be right now?
With a certain fox I know...
7. What is the temperature outside?
Like 40 degrees Fahrenheit
8. Have you ever dyed your hair? If so what colour?
I have. I went for blue but It doesnt show up very well in my hair. My next color I want is red.
9. What is the funniest word you know?
I can give you a list of funny words.
10. Name your favourite band starting with the letter ‘M’
Sure. Depends though. How many children are looking at this?
11. What is your favourite pick up line? And has anyone ever used it on you?
I dislike pickup lines. They're cheesy and I dont find them remotely appealing. And no.
12. Describe your first icon using only verbs
Um..... I have no idea. It was a still image cropped from a piece of art I got.
13. What is the most expensive thing you have ever bought with your own money?
My truck which died a year ago.
14. State your favourite letter of the alphabet
I dont have a favorite?
15. What is your favourite accent?
Scottish.
16. How did you celebrate the new year?
I sat on my ass all day and played games.
17. What do you call a brown fizzy drink that usually comes in a can?
Soda...?
18. Do you like fish?
On my plate.
19. What is your most used tag?
Hell I dont know..
20. Would you rather ask someone out or be asked out?
I usually ask first.
21. What is your favourite Olympic sport to watch?
None. I hate the Olympics.
22. Have you ever dumped anyone?
Yes
23. What do you want to be when you grow up?
I dont fucking know
24. Have you ever been to the United States? If so, where?
I live in the US. But I've specifically lived in, California, Georgia and Pennsylvania.
25. What instrument have you always wanted to play?
My ass. I play it every day and Im damn good at it
26. Describe your dream partner’s eye colour
Does it matter?
27. What do you order at diners?
The obvious
28. Coffee or espressos?
Neither. Milk please.
29. What is the most annoying song on the radio at the moment?
I dont even listen to the fucking radio. There hasnt been anything good on it since 2002
30. How many contacts do you have on your phone?
About a dozen or so
31. What type of music player do you own?
Phone, Ipod, computer.
32. Describe your favourite painting
*shrugs*
33. What was the best present you have ever received?
Dont know
34. Spring or Fall? Why?
Both. Not too hot and not too cold.
35. What was the last text you received? Who was it from?
From one of my friends at 3 am. An image showing a play on words
36. Would you ever paint your room pink?
No
37. What colour is your underwear?
Blue
38. Favourite perfume scent?
*shrugs*
39. What celebrity do you think needs to drop off a cliff?
Never ask me this kind of question. I will give you a hit list with specific details on how I want to off each one.
40. Do blue eyes turn you on?
Does it matter?
41. What meat do you prefer in a sandwich?
Lebabon Sweet bologna.
42. Would you ever wear a sweater to school?
No. Fuck no. Where I used to live anything with long sleeves or a turtle neck made you that much easier to beat up.
43. What is the name of your current ringtone?
The song "Brains" by Voltaire for the show "Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"
44. Glasses or contacts?
Both work. The right kind of glasses can be cute though
45. What shoes do you normally wear to school?
Boots or basketball shoes. Basketball shoes because theyre the only damn kind of shoe that fit my foot properly
46. Where is your nearest television?
About seven feet away
47. What is your favourite vegetable?
No idea.
48. When was the last time you drank milk?
Ten seconds ago.
49. What was your lowest grade in school?
0/100 I didnt give enough of a care to do the work
50. Are you using Google chrome?
Rarely
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TMI Tuesday
Posted 12 years agoHit me. Answers may be truthful, they may be ramblings and partial bullshit. The mystery is if you can tell the difference. <3
Boy confessions meme
Posted 12 years agoStole this from 
DarkAkiyama
Boy Confessions
1. Do you sleep naked?
As soon as my current roommate leaves I damn well will.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Hell no.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Someone I love. If not then get the fuck out of my bed.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
Is this a serious question?
5. Are you a manly man?
I would hope so.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Myself
7. Small or large package?
Average
8. Are you short?
Is 6'1" short?
9. Do you like somebody?
Yes. And they like me back
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
I hate facebook
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
If they're worn and full of holes I dont care. They're for around the house
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Maybe
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Maybe if I had a fursuit
14. Are you double jointed?
Nope.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Bathtub
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
*shrugs* Dont care if there is or not
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
People I thought were my "friends" in high school
19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
No idea
[] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater. (Bridge to Teribithia)
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[X] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[x] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football. (Football is boring as hell)
[x] Boys are confusing.
[x] I've been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Gray
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
Whichever works
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
No
4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
Those that know me know the answer to this one.
5. Do you have a best friend?
Few.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
I aint tellin. It pisses me off
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Yeah sure..I LOVE silicone endowments
8. Do you like your life?
Its had its ups and downs but otherwise its been good.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
No.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Nope
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
More friends that are males.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Does a playful manner count?
15. What are your biggest fears?
Not having enough money to pay my rent
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
I dont remember. Probably
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes. I want him dearly.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Fuck yes.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
My closest friends are examples
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Famous? Hell no. I dont want paparazzi in my damn face...I just want to be important for that special someone.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Look to question 17 for answer....
THIS BOY OR THAT BOY? PICK ONE:
Cowboy or Gangster? - Neither
Preppy or Punk? - I guess preppy
Face or Body? - Um... both?
Good cook or take you out a lot? Good cook. Homemade meals are best.
Sweet or sexy? - Both. Definitely
Armani or Abercrombie? - IDGAF
Contacts or glasses? - Glasses for sure.
DarkAkiyamaBoy Confessions
1. Do you sleep naked?
As soon as my current roommate leaves I damn well will.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Hell no.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Someone I love. If not then get the fuck out of my bed.
4. Do you enjoy drama?
Is this a serious question?
5. Are you a manly man?
I would hope so.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Myself
7. Small or large package?
Average
8. Are you short?
Is 6'1" short?
9. Do you like somebody?
Yes. And they like me back
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
I hate facebook
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
If they're worn and full of holes I dont care. They're for around the house
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Maybe
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Maybe if I had a fursuit
14. Are you double jointed?
Nope.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Bathtub
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
*shrugs* Dont care if there is or not
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
People I thought were my "friends" in high school
19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
No idea
[] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater. (Bridge to Teribithia)
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[X] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[x] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football. (Football is boring as hell)
[x] Boys are confusing.
[x] I've been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Gray
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
Whichever works
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
No
4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
Those that know me know the answer to this one.
5. Do you have a best friend?
Few.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
I aint tellin. It pisses me off
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Yeah sure..I LOVE silicone endowments
8. Do you like your life?
Its had its ups and downs but otherwise its been good.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
No.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Nope
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
More friends that are males.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Does a playful manner count?
15. What are your biggest fears?
Not having enough money to pay my rent
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
I dont remember. Probably
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yes. I want him dearly.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Fuck yes.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
My closest friends are examples
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Famous? Hell no. I dont want paparazzi in my damn face...I just want to be important for that special someone.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Look to question 17 for answer....
THIS BOY OR THAT BOY? PICK ONE:
Cowboy or Gangster? - Neither
Preppy or Punk? - I guess preppy
Face or Body? - Um... both?
Good cook or take you out a lot? Good cook. Homemade meals are best.
Sweet or sexy? - Both. Definitely
Armani or Abercrombie? - IDGAF
Contacts or glasses? - Glasses for sure.
TMI Tuesday
Posted 12 years agoAsk away! I wont bite.....maybe
Quiz! Do you dare to take it?
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscould.....einafight.com/
How many 5 year olds can you take on? x3 Take the quiz and find out! I can take on 30 of the little bastards. How about you? You dont have to post the entire result thing. All you need to post is how many you can take!
(Just for the sake of there will be somebody somewhere that would take this the wrong way: This is merely a joke!)
How many 5 year olds can you take on? x3 Take the quiz and find out! I can take on 30 of the little bastards. How about you? You dont have to post the entire result thing. All you need to post is how many you can take!
(Just for the sake of there will be somebody somewhere that would take this the wrong way: This is merely a joke!)
Stolen Get to know me MEME
Posted 12 years agoStole this from 
maidenwildwolf whom stole this from 
chester
1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?
Derek
2. How tall are you?
6'1"
3. Natural hair color?
Black
4. What about eye color?
Brown
5. What orientation are you?
Bisexual
6. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Im beginning to wrap my arms around a certain little foxy. More details shall come in due time~
7. What do you do in your spare time?
Play games mostly. I also color images. I cant shade or anything. Still learning
8. What's your job?
I work at Chipotle. They make kickass burritos.
9. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Im very kind to others
10. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
*whips out a list*
11. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
My friendliness
12. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?
I hate religion. I believe in heaven and hell but that's about it.
13. Do you drink?
On occasion.
14. Do you smoke?
Hell no
15. What are your fears?
I really haven't discovered any fears..
16. What are your dreams/goals?
To be ripped. Maybe really beefy
17. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Yes. Three Ex mates and I have a crush on my brother
arik~vulpes
18. Who's your best bud?
Hard to say really.
19. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Anything I like
20. Favorite drink?
Milk. I drink it like its water
21. Favorite color?
Red
22. If you had any super power, what would it be?
No idea.
23. Favorite movie?
Cant say.
24. Least favorite food?
Veggies
25. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Pizza with hot wings, soda
26. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I'd like one of those 2012 Camaros. They're fucking sexy.
27. Most disliked bug?
Hell I dont know.
28. Most hated pet peeves?
Ass kissers.
29. Dislike in life?
Too many things to name
30. Most annoying?
Ignorant foreigners
31. Most disliked TV show?
Reality TV shows.
maidenwildwolf whom stole this from 
chester1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?
Derek
2. How tall are you?
6'1"
3. Natural hair color?
Black
4. What about eye color?
Brown
5. What orientation are you?
Bisexual
6. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Im beginning to wrap my arms around a certain little foxy. More details shall come in due time~
7. What do you do in your spare time?
Play games mostly. I also color images. I cant shade or anything. Still learning
8. What's your job?
I work at Chipotle. They make kickass burritos.
9. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Im very kind to others
10. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
*whips out a list*
11. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
My friendliness
12. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?
I hate religion. I believe in heaven and hell but that's about it.
13. Do you drink?
On occasion.
14. Do you smoke?
Hell no
15. What are your fears?
I really haven't discovered any fears..
16. What are your dreams/goals?
To be ripped. Maybe really beefy
17. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Yes. Three Ex mates and I have a crush on my brother
arik~vulpes18. Who's your best bud?
Hard to say really.
19. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Anything I like
20. Favorite drink?
Milk. I drink it like its water
21. Favorite color?
Red
22. If you had any super power, what would it be?
No idea.
23. Favorite movie?
Cant say.
24. Least favorite food?
Veggies
25. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Pizza with hot wings, soda
26. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I'd like one of those 2012 Camaros. They're fucking sexy.
27. Most disliked bug?
Hell I dont know.
28. Most hated pet peeves?
Ass kissers.
29. Dislike in life?
Too many things to name
30. Most annoying?
Ignorant foreigners
31. Most disliked TV show?
Reality TV shows.
Omegey is needing volunteers!
Posted 12 years agoGo here and check it out! Make sure to real EVERYTHING regarding this!
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4385146/
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Mini Rant and TMI Tuesday
Posted 12 years agoSo yeah..I was supposed to begin my first day at a new job today...I had even woken up ten minutes before my alarm out of excitement, was up and ready to go a good 30 minutes before I had to leave. No big deal right? After pacing about the house I eventually leave for the bus, wait about ten minutes for that, again no big deal. A thirty minute bus ride later lands me at work, I walk in, get greeted by the store manager. Her first words were "You don't have a uniform?" And of course my answer was no. I was supposed to receive a uniform this morning, which is really a company tee-shirt. She quickly checks the back for one and returns a minute later telling me that they didn't have any shirts. This means I just now wasted 2.50 on bus fare to get my happy ass there and have to spend another 2.50 to get back home. Wonderful first day, huh?
Rant aside...TMI TUESDAY! Hit me!
Rant aside...TMI TUESDAY! Hit me!
Art Raffle!
Posted 12 years agoTMI TUESDAY
Posted 12 years agoFire away! I may be blunt. I may be sweet. Depends on the question you ask!
Spread the love!
Posted 12 years agoHere are the rules.
1. Copy this journal and title it as "Spread the Love".
2. Tag everyone you care for, has made an impact in your life, or that they're AWESOME.
3. If anyone you tagged tags you back, hug the stuffing out of them.
4. Send a shout to who you tagged with a link to your journal and saying: "you have been tagged".
arik~vulpes
Tyrse
malex_wolf
1. Copy this journal and title it as "Spread the Love".
2. Tag everyone you care for, has made an impact in your life, or that they're AWESOME.
3. If anyone you tagged tags you back, hug the stuffing out of them.
4. Send a shout to who you tagged with a link to your journal and saying: "you have been tagged".
arik~vulpes
Tyrse
malex_wolfTMI Thursday
Posted 12 years agoI might as well since it'll help keep my mind off being alone for Valentines day.
Fetish Meme
Posted 12 years agoStolen from 
Midnight_Yamikidate
Fetish Meme
Anal on Males: Mmmm
Anal on Females: Eh...
Breasts: Hell yeah!
Breast Expansion: *nuzzles into them* Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Weight Gain: Fuck yeah!
Bondage: I dont mind
Clothing: Hmmm...Only if it's tight-fitting on a muscular person
Leather: Meh
Stockings: Wait what?
Shoe/Boots: What?
Suit and Tie: Same answer as clothing
Muscle, Male: FUCK YES!
Muscle, Female: Not bad
Cub: BODILY APPEARANCE ONLY.
Baby/Diaper: No, no, and no. The ONLY time I see diaper art is when It involves those I know that are into it. As for it being a fetish: NO
Transformation: Ooooh~ What first? Arcanine? Cheetah? Coyote? Maybe a Fox?
Macro/Micro : I dont mind micro. It can be a nice change of pace. As for macro: HELL YES
Impregnation: Hmmm. MPreg maybe,
Pregnancy: See above.
Lactation: Sure
Anal Vore : I dont mind it
Soul Vore : Wait what?
Cock Vore : <333
Standard Soft Vore: OH GOD YES! GET IN MAH BELLEH!
Standard Hard Vore : Hell No
Paw/Foot : Sure! *lick lick*
Incest : Yep
Clonecest: Yep yep
Yuri : *shrugs*
Yaoi : *shrugs*
Hetero (M/F): Yes
Bi: Yes
Girly Boys : Depends. Some can be very hot and others...meh
Butch Girls : Maybe
Mind Control: Another maybe. Depends on the scenario
Rape: Depends
Uniform : *facepaws*
Orgy: *raises paw*
Subbing/Doming: I'm a switch hitter
Biting: I dont mind. Draw blood and I will break your teeth
Solo Masturbation (Male); Sure thing
Solo Masturbation; Female: No
Scat: Hell. Fucking. No.
Inflation : Ohmygodyes!
Fat/Pudge: *nods furiously*
Tech: What? Like having mechanical parts of the body? If so then yes
Watersports: Look at answer for scat
Glasses: I suppose..?
Tentacles: Sure
Oviposition: Murr
Masochism: Same as rape
Sadism: Eh
Partial Nudity: I guess?
Gore/guro (-): Fuck no.
Snuff (-): Huh?
Hyper: YEEEEEESSSSSS! *Grow grow GROW*
Zoophilia : What? No!
Electricity : Are you insane? How the fuck is that pleasuring!?
Cross-dressing: RP yes. Real life no.
Oral: Yep
Asphyxiation: I'd rather NOT turn blue.
Wet-look : I guess. Wet draolves stink though..
Mud/Quicksand etc: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sinking: The fuck am I? The Titanic?
Spooge: Mmm. The more the merrier.
Tickling : For fun maybe.
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? — Fucking no
Balloons? — Sure. They're fun
Body Hair? — I dont mind. Excessive amounts will make me turn away.
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? — Tattoos are cool. Branding is stupid. Piercings? I guess
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? — Eh.
Collar and Lead/Leash? -- I dont mind
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? — Maybe
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? — What? What is this? The Animaniacs?
Ears? — Nomming only.
Feathers? — Eh..
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? — If you mean biceps then fuck yes.
Hair Pulling? — Pull my hair and I i'll rip your arm off.
Lace/Lingerie? — Eh..
Massage? — *flops onto my stomach* Chop chop.
Master/Slave? — Slaves? Fuck no. Master? Yes. I have pets.
Role Playing? — Yes, yes, yes, and YES
Wrestling/Fighting? — For fun but I dont see anything fetishy about this....
Midnight_YamikidateFetish Meme
Anal on Males: Mmmm
Anal on Females: Eh...
Breasts: Hell yeah!
Breast Expansion: *nuzzles into them* Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Weight Gain: Fuck yeah!
Bondage: I dont mind
Clothing: Hmmm...Only if it's tight-fitting on a muscular person
Leather: Meh
Stockings: Wait what?
Shoe/Boots: What?
Suit and Tie: Same answer as clothing
Muscle, Male: FUCK YES!
Muscle, Female: Not bad
Cub: BODILY APPEARANCE ONLY.
Baby/Diaper: No, no, and no. The ONLY time I see diaper art is when It involves those I know that are into it. As for it being a fetish: NO
Transformation: Ooooh~ What first? Arcanine? Cheetah? Coyote? Maybe a Fox?
Macro/Micro : I dont mind micro. It can be a nice change of pace. As for macro: HELL YES
Impregnation: Hmmm. MPreg maybe,
Pregnancy: See above.
Lactation: Sure
Anal Vore : I dont mind it
Soul Vore : Wait what?
Cock Vore : <333
Standard Soft Vore: OH GOD YES! GET IN MAH BELLEH!
Standard Hard Vore : Hell No
Paw/Foot : Sure! *lick lick*
Incest : Yep
Clonecest: Yep yep
Yuri : *shrugs*
Yaoi : *shrugs*
Hetero (M/F): Yes
Bi: Yes
Girly Boys : Depends. Some can be very hot and others...meh
Butch Girls : Maybe
Mind Control: Another maybe. Depends on the scenario
Rape: Depends
Uniform : *facepaws*
Orgy: *raises paw*
Subbing/Doming: I'm a switch hitter
Biting: I dont mind. Draw blood and I will break your teeth
Solo Masturbation (Male); Sure thing
Solo Masturbation; Female: No
Scat: Hell. Fucking. No.
Inflation : Ohmygodyes!
Fat/Pudge: *nods furiously*
Tech: What? Like having mechanical parts of the body? If so then yes
Watersports: Look at answer for scat
Glasses: I suppose..?
Tentacles: Sure
Oviposition: Murr
Masochism: Same as rape
Sadism: Eh
Partial Nudity: I guess?
Gore/guro (-): Fuck no.
Snuff (-): Huh?
Hyper: YEEEEEESSSSSS! *Grow grow GROW*
Zoophilia : What? No!
Electricity : Are you insane? How the fuck is that pleasuring!?
Cross-dressing: RP yes. Real life no.
Oral: Yep
Asphyxiation: I'd rather NOT turn blue.
Wet-look : I guess. Wet draolves stink though..
Mud/Quicksand etc: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sinking: The fuck am I? The Titanic?
Spooge: Mmm. The more the merrier.
Tickling : For fun maybe.
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? — Fucking no
Balloons? — Sure. They're fun
Body Hair? — I dont mind. Excessive amounts will make me turn away.
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? — Tattoos are cool. Branding is stupid. Piercings? I guess
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? — Eh.
Collar and Lead/Leash? -- I dont mind
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? — Maybe
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? — What? What is this? The Animaniacs?
Ears? — Nomming only.
Feathers? — Eh..
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? — If you mean biceps then fuck yes.
Hair Pulling? — Pull my hair and I i'll rip your arm off.
Lace/Lingerie? — Eh..
Massage? — *flops onto my stomach* Chop chop.
Master/Slave? — Slaves? Fuck no. Master? Yes. I have pets.
Role Playing? — Yes, yes, yes, and YES
Wrestling/Fighting? — For fun but I dont see anything fetishy about this....
Golden raffle!
Posted 12 years agoRead the rulezzz!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4323096/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4323096/
Vore raffle!
Posted 12 years agoRaffle for a growth story!
Posted 13 years agoGo check it out and follow the rules!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4310204/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4310204/
TMI Tuesday
Posted 13 years agoHmmm. Fire away
TMI Tuesday!!!
Posted 13 years ago*sits and folds arms patiently*
Skype bug fix!
Posted 13 years agoNote: This can affect you if you have an older version of Skype if automatic updates are turned on. Be sure to see the instructions below to turn off the updates!
Issue:
Apparently, all of the 6.x releases of Skype are broken at the moment. Occasionally IMs will come in completely out of order.
For instance, I just had a conversation that went like this:
11:24 AM Them: Reply
11:37 AM Me: Question
Not only did it show up before my message, but it showed up back in time!
Resolution:
Apparently the fix is to revert to version 5.10.0.116, available here:
http://download.skype.com/msi/Skype.....5.10.0.116.msi
You have to uninstall Skype 6.x before you install 5.10.0.116, since it won't automatically install over a newer version, but your settings and logs will still be there!
Disabling Skype Updates:
Also, make sure to turn off automatic updates!
Tools > Options
Advanced > Automatic Updates
Click "Turn off automatic updates"
If it says "Turn on automatic updates," everything is good to go!
Feel free to link to or repost this journal!
Issue:
Apparently, all of the 6.x releases of Skype are broken at the moment. Occasionally IMs will come in completely out of order.
For instance, I just had a conversation that went like this:
11:24 AM Them: Reply
11:37 AM Me: Question
Not only did it show up before my message, but it showed up back in time!
Resolution:
Apparently the fix is to revert to version 5.10.0.116, available here:
http://download.skype.com/msi/Skype.....5.10.0.116.msi
You have to uninstall Skype 6.x before you install 5.10.0.116, since it won't automatically install over a newer version, but your settings and logs will still be there!
Disabling Skype Updates:
Also, make sure to turn off automatic updates!
Tools > Options
Advanced > Automatic Updates
Click "Turn off automatic updates"
If it says "Turn on automatic updates," everything is good to go!
Feel free to link to or repost this journal!
TMI Tuesday!
Posted 13 years agoGo ahead and ask me something. I wont bite....maybe
How old you act meme
Posted 13 years agoSaw 
do it and thought i'd swipe it.
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it. (I forget things...A LOT)
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to. (Ew)
[X] You have hand washed a car before. (Hand washing a vehicle lets you be SO much more gentle to the paint as well as precise. Hah i sound like a nerd)
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[X] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick. (And sloppily)
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[X] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR
I act 23 years old. O.o I find this to be a lie. Come see me in person and you may agree with me.
do it and thought i'd swipe it.[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it. (I forget things...A LOT)
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to. (Ew)
[X] You have hand washed a car before. (Hand washing a vehicle lets you be SO much more gentle to the paint as well as precise. Hah i sound like a nerd)
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[X] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick. (And sloppily)
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[X] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR
I act 23 years old. O.o I find this to be a lie. Come see me in person and you may agree with me.
