So, from what I understand of anatomy, bone marrow manufactures blood. That’s why your bones are porous, and why cancer of the bone marrow is so bad.

Wolverine’s bones are entirely coated in unbreakable adamantium, That would technically isolate the bones from the rest of the body.

Why isn’t he dead from blood loss, yet? Where does he regain his blood when he loses it?

Also, if Wolverine’s claws can cut through practically anything, how can he climb with them, without his weight causing him to slide down what he’s climbing on like a cat down curtains? I don’t mean like slide out and unhook from whatever he’s climbing up, I mean the weight of his body causing the claws to slice clean down the object like he was one of those pirates using a knife to slide down a sail and break his fall.

So, after watching one of the more recent WTFIWWY episodes of Nash's, I heard there was a Guardians of the Galaxy porn parody where, after their version of Groot gets blown up, a dildo-shaped piece of him is salvaged, and their version of Rocket Raccoon makes very good use of it.

...Why hasn't Wolfblade drawn this? This is seriously right down his alley.

 Average is currently in the process of shutting down his dong-making business and moving the models he has off to  DamnAverage, but because of some bad blood between him and me, DamnAverage doesn't want the walrus toys Average made for me, and I don't feel comfortable with him having them, anyway. Unfortunately, I can't have them; I have no room in the apartment, I'm too afraid of breaking them to store them, and I don't dare risk using them to make my own dongs, since I don't have any experience with that and don't want to lose my housing assistance and apartment as a result of any accidents with the process.

So, I turn to you guys: if there are any dongmakers out there willing to take on these models from me and Average, please let us know. http://synjo.tumblr.com/post/124679.....-walrus-dildos

Decided to do this thing. Ask me anything. No question will be ignored, but some questions will be answered privately, depending on the content.

I don’t get why people say I’m a good artist. I’m nowhere near as good as the likes of Spectral-Bat or Wolfblade or even VictoriaViper. My pencils are sloppy, my anatomy is all over the place, and I can’t make basic body parts look right. What about my work actually looks good to you people?

… My mom just told me she sold the house in Orem, Utah and is moving into a condo in a few days.

I dunno what to think of this. On the one hand, it gets me down, because while I didn’t have all that good of memories there, I did have memories there, and now those memories are sold away. On the other hand, it gets me down, because it shows that my mom, despite events that transpired recently (like the death of my stepdad a year ago), has moved on with her life and is trying to rebuild anew, whereas me… I’m stuck here, doing nothing with my life whatsoever, stagnant.

What does that say about her, and about me?

I know, based on the events that caused the reboot, that it'll never happen, but I really wish Archie would do more with the fact that, in the new Sonic continuity, they had the Freedom Fighters regain their memories of the old continuity. Think about it: Sally having PTSD upon returning to the Death Egg, due to memories of her time as Mecha Sally, Antoine having occasional flashbacks and nightmares to when he was almost killed by Eggman, etc...

Rotor's dilemma would've been the most interesting, had they kept his relationship with Cobar intact. Imagine Rotor, looking at the loving couple of Sonic and Sally or Antoine and Bunnie, reminiscing about the good times he had with Cobar in the old continuity... only to get depressed when he realizes that not only did those events not happen, anymore, for all he knows COBAR DOESN'T EXIST IN THE NEW CONTINUITY! Think of the trauma that would cause, to know you had a loved one in a previous life that, as far as you know, doesn't exist in this new one. It could've been heartbreaking reminders of that to Rotor, each time he saw Sally and Sonic or especially Bunnie and Antoine getting snuggly and intimate with each other.

...Now I'm tempted to write that, continuity whore as I am...

EDIT: Before anyone tries to correct me, yes, I know that technically, Cobar only showed up in the future Mobius:X Years Later saga. That’s why I said “had they kept his relationship with Cobar intact”; Penders planned on bringing the relationship to the main continuity before he got bumped off for Ian Flynn, and Flynn said he would’ve continued that plan had he known about it. Had it happened, it would’ve been the most intriguing storyline they could have with Rotor, in the new continuity…

What would you call my versions of Rotor/Cobar/Metal Sonic/Tommy Turtle? Are they futanari, hermaphrodites, dickgirls, what?

http://synjo.tumblr.com/post/126993.....with-my-models

Here's pics of the errors I'm looking to fix. It's mainly rigging issues that cause pokethrough/clipping in the bodygrouped outfits.

Took down my models. Figured if no one’s going to care about them enough to actually help me fix them, then they shouldn’t be made available to the public. Sorry to everyone who liked them.

Now the other guy working on my models just up and removed me from his friends list, so now I've got no one to fix them. And everyone else I've talked to not only despises furry shit to the point of refusing to do them even if I offer to PAY THEM to do it, but bitches at me to do it myself, refusing to realize I don't have the mental patience to learn. I might as well have not gotten these things made, in the first place, if this is the shit I'm having to go through with them...

Then again, what's the point? No one who actually likes these models gives a shit about their quality, right? So why should I fret about getting them fixed, if no one cares if they are?

When will someone draw prissy lingerie porn of Alicorn BIg Macintosh?

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb.....n_ID_S5E13.png

Does anyone even care that my Rotor/Cobar models have crappy rigging, Cobar has no anus flexes, and Rotor has a suit that isn’t bodygrouped on her?

I'm sorry for doing this, but I need help. I've got a $45 bill for my therapy session from last month, and I'm expecting $90 in bills from my next two appointments this month. My boyfriend  jaguarmaster doesn't have enough to pay for all of it, or even half of it, and right now I have no insurance, so I'm needing to ask you guys for help. Please donate anything you can to my paypal address, and I'll make sure the money goes to paying off these debts. Address is synjodeonecros@gmail.com. Thanks.

Tawky Tawny and Billy Batson 1
Tawky Tawny and Billy Batson 2

The other commission/request I made to CrazyOE, this time of Billy Batson being fucked by Tawky Tawny, from Shazam/Captain Marvel. Debating writing a story where this scenario happens because Tawky comes under the influence of the Deadly Sin Lust, whose statue gets damaged for one reason or another, but I'm not sure. Thoughts?

http://synjo.tumblr.com/post/126379.....then-they-fuck

First, this happens...

http://synjo.tumblr.com/post/126134.....kan-sauna-work

And then, this happens.

See? All natural and organic, right?

So, a long while back, I commissioned a shota artist by name of CrazyOE to do a series of two pics for me, of me as a young kid riding a dildo-laden teddy bear. Well, he finally finished it, and I'm very proud and happy with it. Since I can't post it on here, I'll link you to them on dropbox. Hope you enjoy:

https://www.dropbox.com/sc/62xh9gar.....FWIDk5ZlkLb9Ja
https://www.dropbox.com/sc/021r7wjr.....6u5q7x5CngEmta

Why is this not a thing? I know there's plenty of people out there with amputee fetishes, especially when it deals with detaching robotic limbs, so why is this not a thing? Or, hell, I've seen plenty of non-porn pics of furs with robotic parts having those parts be dismantled for repair, but no Robot-Legged Star Fox. Why not? Is robot legs that much of a taboo?

https://40.media.tumblr.com/942ee44.....qfjruk_540.jpg

Frankly, I think it's cool. Makes him look more professional and less of a made-in-a-junkyard vigilante. I hope, though, that this means that the Swat Kats are getting some official recognition or backing from the Enforcers or the government, because it would be stretching credulity to say that Chance and Jake made these things by themselves...

https://d.facdn.net/art/mrjplayhous.....tit_fuck_1.swf

Check out this guy's animation. This is what I'd like to do, sometime, in the future.

I'm getting bitched out for my latest posts, and someone even said they were going to unwatch me for it. What, do you guys not like my human stuff? If that's the case, then fuck off and don't watch me, then, because I'm not going to stop making them.

Thinking of doing another looping animation, this time of Droter titfucking herself. Anyone want to see that?

https://www.kickstarter.com/project.....ats-revolution

Seriously, go here and contribute! We need more official Swat Kats stuff in our lives. Keep the spirit alive!

Diabloceratops: http://frisky-beast.com/product/15/
Deinonychus: http://frisky-beast.com/product/18/
Mosasaurus: http://frisky-beast.com/product/17/
Spinosaurus: http://frisky-beast.com/product/16/

I want to get myself another mini Frisky Beast toy, and these are the four least expensive toys for minis (the rest cost like $5-$10 more), but I dunno which one to get. Personally, I'm leaning toward more the Diabloceratops or the Mosasaurus, with the Deinonychus being on the low end, but I dunno. Any suggestions?

I've got a few videos of myself on XTube, and I'm uploading a few more, including a video with a Bad Dragon mare toy that I'm thinking of uploading to Toypics. If anyone wants to check them out, please note me, so I can send you the link privately. Thanks.