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Phoenix Rising (Writing a Book and a new account)
Posted 9 years agoWell, well.
It has certainly been an eon since I've last been on this account.
For those of you I had known in the past, I am not returning to FA as Tarkin. I have since moved on to other things!
I have a new account if everyone wishes to know: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/oxillious/
If you watch me there, I will happily watch you in return. I promise to be much more active in the near future as I am currently in the process of writing books! The project has consumed much of my time over the past two years as have many other things.
Anyways, how have you all been? This will be the FINAL journal I write on this account.
oxillious oxillious oxillious I AM NOW HERE. oxillious oxillious oxillious
It has certainly been an eon since I've last been on this account.
For those of you I had known in the past, I am not returning to FA as Tarkin. I have since moved on to other things!
I have a new account if everyone wishes to know: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/oxillious/
If you watch me there, I will happily watch you in return. I promise to be much more active in the near future as I am currently in the process of writing books! The project has consumed much of my time over the past two years as have many other things.
Anyways, how have you all been? This will be the FINAL journal I write on this account.
oxillious oxillious oxillious I AM NOW HERE. oxillious oxillious oxilliousHere is Adrian.
Posted 14 years agoGod damnit. I've really not been much of a furry lately.
Wow
Posted 14 years agoHaven't been on here in forever XD
Remember Remember the Fifth of November...
Posted 15 years agoThe Gunpowder Treason plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. I know it's a tad late, but wheeeesicles! I'm backsies for good now! =3
ZOMG!!
Posted 15 years agoI'm back!! XD Anybody miss me?
Going on a Drama Trip.
Posted 15 years agoNo Folks this is no emo journal! Me and some of my drama class are going to Wellywood, Film capital of the Southern Hemisphere, and it's gonna be SO MUCH FUN!! <3 We get to see 5 theatre productions and visit the Weta Workshop. Of course, that's only assuming any one of you knows what that is XD
Love you all!! MISS YOU ALREADY! ;-;
Love you all!! MISS YOU ALREADY! ;-;
What are your ambitions in life? :)
Posted 15 years agoYush, I wanna know! <3
Meme Me and You
Posted 15 years agoStolen from my dearest fwuff 
fvzzball who copy pasta'd it from 
redthemewtwo who ripped it off from 
foxytangerine :3
Write in a comment with the answers next to these questions ^w^
1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?
fvzzball who copy pasta'd it from 
redthemewtwo who ripped it off from 
foxytangerine :3Write in a comment with the answers next to these questions ^w^
1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?
Da Dee Dum Da, Dum Dum Dah.
Posted 15 years agoI know this is a bit belated, but I have to say, The A-TEAM IS Sauce made from Epic <3
So yeah got maturity locked and suspended from FA for 3 days
Posted 15 years agoI kinda relied on FA for a lot of things... This includes relieving horrible tension every day with a good pawing to some brilliant new art.. Sowry for the explicit info there hehe... But I also adored commenting and favoriting the newest posts of the best and most favorite of my furry artists... Well, now only clean ones from now on, which to be honest, really rips the Soul of Furaffinity from me. I think I might just leave for a few months or so. Yeah I know, Admins are doing it to protect the law and the site so there's nothing to be upset about I suppose. Me and my big mouth ruined everything for me on FA and so, there's not much left for me on this site.
Ah well, I'll see ya'll later anyways. I'll log in every now and again to those who rely on this site to contact me and try my best to comment on any new art you have, assuming it's not adult or even mature, which I want to talk to Neer about to be honest. I mean, I can't look at mature art? Like, two furries kissing passionately with clothes on is considered mature and I can't see it at this age? Far out... Talk about liberty deduction... I mean, I get why I can't see adult work, but not even mature? Far out.. Makes me realized what a terrible world we live in and the reality that the Fandom isn't much of an exception.. At least it was for about a year.. Not anymore. Oh and it's quite coincidental that It's been about a year since I joined and now I'm deciding to just leave again for a while. Ah well, see you all later people.
So yeah, rant over, blah blah blah... Bai!
Ah well, I'll see ya'll later anyways. I'll log in every now and again to those who rely on this site to contact me and try my best to comment on any new art you have, assuming it's not adult or even mature, which I want to talk to Neer about to be honest. I mean, I can't look at mature art? Like, two furries kissing passionately with clothes on is considered mature and I can't see it at this age? Far out... Talk about liberty deduction... I mean, I get why I can't see adult work, but not even mature? Far out.. Makes me realized what a terrible world we live in and the reality that the Fandom isn't much of an exception.. At least it was for about a year.. Not anymore. Oh and it's quite coincidental that It's been about a year since I joined and now I'm deciding to just leave again for a while. Ah well, see you all later people.
So yeah, rant over, blah blah blah... Bai!
HELP!
Posted 15 years agoHOW DO I GET MORE ICONS ON MY PAGE!? Seriously x3 Some people literally have like 30, and I only have a measly 12 x.x
It's been a year since I joined the Fandom Officially
Posted 15 years agoYES THAT'S RIGHT! Why I joined on such an iconic date in recent history? Well, let me tell you.
(Warning! Giant Paragraph of utter blabbing and ...'s approaching)
At the start of last year, I had this idea that I wanted to make Star Wars Music Videos (Yes I know, I was a MAJOR-ASS Sci-Fi geek... The remnants have followed me along this bumpy journey as well :3). At that point, I had HUGE feelings for anthropomorphic animals I couldn't describe. (None of them involved sexual either! D=) I just loved seeing anything involving animals on tv documentaries and all these cartoons with half-human half-animal hybrids. But anyways, I made about 6 videos up until April when I first encountered a furry on Youtube... I was like "OMG, They're into this too!" So... After about a month of total stalking him and his friends, I'm poised with a question... What should I do? I posted a "Hello" to their comment box and the moment they replied, almost ALL of my friends from a Star Wars Roleplay group I was part of went instant retaliation against them... This is when the horrific me and his prejudice-free self became potent with a lethal drug = Hate.. Honestly, I was totally open to every kind of person except as soon as I found out that most of my "friends" online were anti-Furry, I just started to think loads and loads... After that date, I can't say I've made a single video I'm proud of because it was with the disgusting version of me I hate most... It was like I turned to the dark side, quite literally. Then after constant harassment to "Furfags" I realized I wasn't doing it to be mean (Though I was being a total f***er), I was doing it because I really wanted to know more about them... In a very opposing manner I know >w<;;;; But yeah, after these "Dark times" in August, I started to talk to other furries more and more and that was also the time when my emotions at how totally horrible I was being kicked in...
Thank the gods for humanity and guilt because after then... I just chatted to about 10 different furries I'd met and they were all SO FREAKING NICE AND SO DARNED KYUUT!!!! <3 I told each one of them what I did and only 2 flipped out... I was amazed actually.. And then, there were my Star Wars Roleplaying group who I didn't tell until about early this year actually x3 But I pretty much just stopped playing and due to my experience with roleplaying, I fit right into the fandom. I have to admit, I wouldn't have gotten where I am today if not for this special fuzzy fuzz:
hihey9989 But yush, when I was watching about the 9/11 memorial service.. I was just thinking loads of revolutionary things.. One of them included joining the Fandom. Which after not too long, I just joined! I'm ashamed I didn't join much sooner... Because honestly... I've always absolutely adored anthros and animals... I just grew up in a world where there were very little of those nice caring people...
And I'd also like to thank the internet x3 Because without it, yeah.. I wouldn't be where I am right now at all... In fact, I'd probably be in a really homophobic, racist and fascistic (FUR HEIL!!) sports team wishing I'd rather be at the bottom of the ocean x3
But anyways, thanks to all who read and yes... About 6 days later I joined FA and enjoyed yiffy art as much as the next fluffy fellow x3 But of course, I'd just like to take this time to thank all those wonderful, magnificent furiends out there who I've come to love and respect, especially you Ian! Thanks for everything guys!! You all are the best!! <3 <3 <3
(Warning! Giant Paragraph of utter blabbing and ...'s approaching)
At the start of last year, I had this idea that I wanted to make Star Wars Music Videos (Yes I know, I was a MAJOR-ASS Sci-Fi geek... The remnants have followed me along this bumpy journey as well :3). At that point, I had HUGE feelings for anthropomorphic animals I couldn't describe. (None of them involved sexual either! D=) I just loved seeing anything involving animals on tv documentaries and all these cartoons with half-human half-animal hybrids. But anyways, I made about 6 videos up until April when I first encountered a furry on Youtube... I was like "OMG, They're into this too!" So... After about a month of total stalking him and his friends, I'm poised with a question... What should I do? I posted a "Hello" to their comment box and the moment they replied, almost ALL of my friends from a Star Wars Roleplay group I was part of went instant retaliation against them... This is when the horrific me and his prejudice-free self became potent with a lethal drug = Hate.. Honestly, I was totally open to every kind of person except as soon as I found out that most of my "friends" online were anti-Furry, I just started to think loads and loads... After that date, I can't say I've made a single video I'm proud of because it was with the disgusting version of me I hate most... It was like I turned to the dark side, quite literally. Then after constant harassment to "Furfags" I realized I wasn't doing it to be mean (Though I was being a total f***er), I was doing it because I really wanted to know more about them... In a very opposing manner I know >w<;;;; But yeah, after these "Dark times" in August, I started to talk to other furries more and more and that was also the time when my emotions at how totally horrible I was being kicked in...
Thank the gods for humanity and guilt because after then... I just chatted to about 10 different furries I'd met and they were all SO FREAKING NICE AND SO DARNED KYUUT!!!! <3 I told each one of them what I did and only 2 flipped out... I was amazed actually.. And then, there were my Star Wars Roleplaying group who I didn't tell until about early this year actually x3 But I pretty much just stopped playing and due to my experience with roleplaying, I fit right into the fandom. I have to admit, I wouldn't have gotten where I am today if not for this special fuzzy fuzz:
hihey9989 But yush, when I was watching about the 9/11 memorial service.. I was just thinking loads of revolutionary things.. One of them included joining the Fandom. Which after not too long, I just joined! I'm ashamed I didn't join much sooner... Because honestly... I've always absolutely adored anthros and animals... I just grew up in a world where there were very little of those nice caring people...And I'd also like to thank the internet x3 Because without it, yeah.. I wouldn't be where I am right now at all... In fact, I'd probably be in a really homophobic, racist and fascistic (FUR HEIL!!) sports team wishing I'd rather be at the bottom of the ocean x3
But anyways, thanks to all who read and yes... About 6 days later I joined FA and enjoyed yiffy art as much as the next fluffy fellow x3 But of course, I'd just like to take this time to thank all those wonderful, magnificent furiends out there who I've come to love and respect, especially you Ian! Thanks for everything guys!! You all are the best!! <3 <3 <3
Is going to start running and biking more often...
Posted 15 years agoTo get fit and healthy =3 I am currently 212 pounds and I am eager to to get it all off... I'm also gonna try out gruelling vegetable-only dinners and salads.... Yeah I know... I'm brave blah blah blah x3
Oh and... Hee ^^
Posted 15 years agoJust so ya'll know... I'm kinda happy again.... Happier than ever? :3
If anyone would like to know why, just give me a holla ^w^
If anyone would like to know why, just give me a holla ^w^
Paranoid..
Posted 15 years agoThis how I feel.. I've never had a best friend.. Or a lover.. I thought I had both with one person and that special connection now seems to have disappeared... Now I'm back where I was... Islanded in a Stream of Stars..
Free artings!!
Posted 15 years agoYes/No Meme
Posted 15 years agoTaken from the mighty 
sYnister
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- No
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- No
Been suspended from school? --- No
Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- No
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- No
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- No
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- Yes
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- Yes
Shaved your head? --- Yes
Blacked out from drinking? --- Yes
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- Yes
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- Yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes...
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- No
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- No
Had surgery? --- No
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- YES...
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes
Believe in love? ---YES
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes
sYnister1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- No
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- No
Been suspended from school? --- No
Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- No
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- No
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- No
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- Yes
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- Yes
Shaved your head? --- Yes
Blacked out from drinking? --- Yes
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- Yes
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- Yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes...
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- No
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- No
Had surgery? --- No
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- YES...
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes
Believe in love? ---YES
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes
Love of my Life wants to be just friends *Drama alert!*
Posted 15 years agoIt's eating me up inside. Just needed to vent this here.. I don't want to tell him this, but it's really tearing my guts apart. I know he wouldn't approve of this drama and I know you furs out there don't want to hear it... I just, I just needed to express myself to anyone but myself. I mean.. I love him like no other.. And I am fine with being friends... Very close friends like we were a long time ago.. Lately, it's like the expression he gives me isn't as powerful as it once was... I fear I'm gonna lose him for good if I don't do something.. All I can do is wait though, because I want him to be happy. I want him to follow his heart, even if it should so lead away from me. I just.. I want things to go back the way we were when we met.. This is making me tear up just all the time just thinking about. Anyways, that's my blast of drama for the day.
I have never been more lost and lonely in my entire life...
Posted 15 years agoMy love isn't ready for a relationship.. And I don't know if he ever will be with me.. I.. I feel so lost... My heart... It feels full.. But meaningless...
Does anyone else...
Posted 15 years agoGet that horrible feeling when you miss someone so much, you just want to listen to loud music and cry?
You know you're from New Zealand when...
Posted 15 years agoThis applies to me currently =3
You're not a republican. You only notice the Royal family when one of their scandals hits the covers of the women's magazines, or when one of them pays a visit.
You're familiar with all the US and British pop culture references relevant to your age group. Most of the TV and movies you watch and the popular music you listen to come from either the US or Britain.
Depending on your age, you'll be familar with the Howard Morrison Quartet, Billy T. James, Tim and Neil Finn, Crowded House, Purest Form, Fur Patrol, Bic Runga, and Johnny Devlin. On TV you'd instantly recognise Paul Holmes, Judy Bailey, Richard Long, John Campbell, Carol Hirshfield, the Topp Twins, Lucy Lawless, and Keith Quinn.
You're not interested in baseball, basketball, or American football. If you're male you know everything there is to know about rugby union, and possibly rugby league as well. You may have played soccer at school but you don't follow it as a spectator.
You go to church for weddings and funerals, and possibly have a vague belief in God, but anyone talking excessively about religion is suspected of being mentally unstable.
You think of McDonald's, Burger King, KFC etc. as cheap food.
You own a telephone, a TV, and probably a car, which you drive on the left side of the road. You're bemused that affluent looking New Yorkers on American TV don't own a car. Your place is heated in winter and has its own bathroom. You do your laundry in a machine and don't kill your own food. You don't have a dirt floor. You eat at a table, sitting on chairs.
You don't consider insects, dogs, cats, monkeys, or guinea pigs to be food. You consider juvenile fish ("whitebait") -fried whole, including the head and eyes- to be a delicacy, though.
You usually refer to the smallest room as the "toilet". You understand a reference to the "bathroom", but would use that for the (possibly separate) room where you take a bath.
Yay! =3
You're not a republican. You only notice the Royal family when one of their scandals hits the covers of the women's magazines, or when one of them pays a visit.
You're familiar with all the US and British pop culture references relevant to your age group. Most of the TV and movies you watch and the popular music you listen to come from either the US or Britain.
Depending on your age, you'll be familar with the Howard Morrison Quartet, Billy T. James, Tim and Neil Finn, Crowded House, Purest Form, Fur Patrol, Bic Runga, and Johnny Devlin. On TV you'd instantly recognise Paul Holmes, Judy Bailey, Richard Long, John Campbell, Carol Hirshfield, the Topp Twins, Lucy Lawless, and Keith Quinn.
You're not interested in baseball, basketball, or American football. If you're male you know everything there is to know about rugby union, and possibly rugby league as well. You may have played soccer at school but you don't follow it as a spectator.
You go to church for weddings and funerals, and possibly have a vague belief in God, but anyone talking excessively about religion is suspected of being mentally unstable.
You think of McDonald's, Burger King, KFC etc. as cheap food.
You own a telephone, a TV, and probably a car, which you drive on the left side of the road. You're bemused that affluent looking New Yorkers on American TV don't own a car. Your place is heated in winter and has its own bathroom. You do your laundry in a machine and don't kill your own food. You don't have a dirt floor. You eat at a table, sitting on chairs.
You don't consider insects, dogs, cats, monkeys, or guinea pigs to be food. You consider juvenile fish ("whitebait") -fried whole, including the head and eyes- to be a delicacy, though.
You usually refer to the smallest room as the "toilet". You understand a reference to the "bathroom", but would use that for the (possibly separate) room where you take a bath.
Yay! =3
You know you're from England when... (Applies partially)
Posted 15 years agoThis only applies partially to me because of the fact that I live in New Zealand now.. I'll always be British at heart <3
1. You know how to (correctly) pronounce Edinburgh, Buckinghamshire, Welwyn Garden City, Loughborough and Gloucester.
2. You know how to use HP sauce, Worcestershire sauce, BBQ sauce, and you do use them. All the time.
3. Tea is a drink and a meal.
4. English people don't only drive on the left, they walk on the left.
5. You own at least 5 umbrellas and 3 overcoats.
6. The weather forecast for every day of the year, all year, is one of the following:
a) Cloudy
b) Rain
c) Showers
d) Snow
e) Hail
f) Strong wind
g) All of the above
7. You know what pub stands for, and where the nearest one to your house is.
8. You love beer. Warm. And flat.
9. 5 pounds for a pack of cigarettes is normal for you unless you travel abroad, in which case you bring them back in thousands, and refuse to buy cigarettes in England should you run out.
10. There is a 70% chance the last time you saw a completely blue sky it was outside the UK.
11. When English people actually use the word "sky", 99% of the time it refers to the satellite TV.
12. Talking about the weather is a perfectly acceptable way to start a conversation.
13. A conversation about the weather will usually derive into one about football, followed by drinking. Beer. In a pub.
14. You've either seen every episode of Eastenders and Hollyoaks, or you've always heard about them and never seen a single episode.
15. You recognise Northern, Southern, Liverpool, Scottish, Welsh and Irish accents within the first 6 words of conversation.
Yay!! 10 :3
1. You know how to (correctly) pronounce Edinburgh, Buckinghamshire, Welwyn Garden City, Loughborough and Gloucester.
2. You know how to use HP sauce, Worcestershire sauce, BBQ sauce, and you do use them. All the time.
3. Tea is a drink and a meal.
4. English people don't only drive on the left, they walk on the left.
5. You own at least 5 umbrellas and 3 overcoats.
6. The weather forecast for every day of the year, all year, is one of the following:
a) Cloudy
b) Rain
c) Showers
d) Snow
e) Hail
f) Strong wind
g) All of the above
7. You know what pub stands for, and where the nearest one to your house is.
8. You love beer. Warm. And flat.
9. 5 pounds for a pack of cigarettes is normal for you unless you travel abroad, in which case you bring them back in thousands, and refuse to buy cigarettes in England should you run out.
10. There is a 70% chance the last time you saw a completely blue sky it was outside the UK.
11. When English people actually use the word "sky", 99% of the time it refers to the satellite TV.
12. Talking about the weather is a perfectly acceptable way to start a conversation.
13. A conversation about the weather will usually derive into one about football, followed by drinking. Beer. In a pub.
14. You've either seen every episode of Eastenders and Hollyoaks, or you've always heard about them and never seen a single episode.
15. You recognise Northern, Southern, Liverpool, Scottish, Welsh and Irish accents within the first 6 words of conversation.
Yay!! 10 :3
It's a Jungle out there
Posted 15 years agoWatching Monk. Great series, too bad it was cancelled after only 8 seasons.. Ah well, it's fun just running through all the episodes. Also watched EVA, that was great <3 Thank you 
sayt ^w^
sayt ^w^Virgin Meme >w>
Posted 15 years ago1. Smoked. ( ) You can f*ck off.
2. Drank alcohol. (x) - Alcohol itself, a few times a few months ago, but nothing serious since Christmas
3. Cried when someone died. - I don't wanna talk about it
4. Been drunk. (x) - Chrimbo
5. Had sex. ( ) Never even been asked out (Except online of course) <3
6. Been to a concert. (x) - Oh been there <3
7. Gotten/given a handjob. ( ) - Not yet..
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. ( ) - Nope..
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. ( )
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( )
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 30%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. ( ) - Nawt yet ^///^
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (x) - L.M.A.O
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ( )
15. Been to prom. (x) - Every year, tis fun =3
16. Cried at school. (x) - Publicly, a long time ago.. Personally, a few times when I felt really down.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (x) - When I was a kid, heheh.. >___>
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. ( )
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x) - My Mom, my sister... Gah, even my Grandma..
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 50%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (x) - My sisters friends... AND... My former friend when I lived in England.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (x) - My former friend, when I lived in England.
23. Kissed a stranger. ( ) - Online hehe
24. Hugged a stranger. ( ) - Online..
25. Went scuba diving. ( ) - I wanna go scuba diving.. In space <3
26. Driven a car. (x) - Don't have a license, but of course. I put the car away and drive it out all the time. (Long, curvy driveway pretty fast)
27. Gotten an x-ray. ( ) - Fear of Radiation poisoning... ;-;
28. Hit by a car. (x) - Biking to school one day.. That hurt in the morning AND the afternoon.
29. Had a party. (x) - Only very light ones.. Movie nights and sleepovers mostly.. Nothing BIG and RAVEY..
30. Done serious drugs. ( ) - Never in my life thank you.
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 50%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x) - I've played all three regularly, but not strip-edition.
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. ( ) - Only contemplated.
34. Broken a bone. ( ) - Actually, surprisingly through all my ordeals, nope =3
35. Eaten sushi. (x) - T'was yummy :3
36. Bought porn. ( ) Errrrmmm.... Ever heard of /B/? XDDDD
37. Watched porn. (x) - Who hasn't?
38. Made porn. ( ) - I kinda drew some once, but that was me trying to determine my place in the furry fandom.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (x) - Still do.. And he knows who he is <3
40. Been in love. (X) - Oh........... YEAH...
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 50%
41. French kissed. ( ) - Online? xP
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x) - OMG!! It's like.. My fave passtime =D
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x) - I do that from time to time...
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (x) - Done that the odd few times too.. That was because I got so angry, I started laughing...
45. Stabbed yourself. (x) - Accidentally with a butter knife.. Regularly.. I suck at sandwiches...
46. Shot a gun. (x) - Used to go range shooting with the Cadets.. Those were good times..
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x) - How I met my first best friend irl.. That was amazing.. I should've been an ass a few more times.. Maybe we might've fallen in love.. Hee <3
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x) 46 and counting Mister Zaush..
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (x) 53.5 and counting Jerry Seinfeld..
50. Watched an animal die. (x) - It's horrible..
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 90%
51. Watched a person die. (x) - Watched her kill herself..
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. ( ) Sometimes I wish I was a slut..
53. Pranked somebody. (x) - Ohhhh -Chuckles naughtily- Maybe... >w<
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (x) - I wheelchaired my Grandpa to the hospital once :3 (Never hurt anyone enough to put them there though..)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x) - My sisters... She stole my GBA.. T_T
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x) Kissed my best friend on the cheek once.. He blushed so hard <3
57. Dressed punk. (x) - Drama Production
58. Dressed goth. (x) - Drama Production
59. Dressed preppy. (x) - Don't even go there >w>
60. Been to a motocross race. (x) We have motorcross and drag racing all the time here!!
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 90%
61. Avoided somebody. (X) - Regretted the hell out of it..
62. Been stalked. (x) - Yeah friend claims she stalks me every day on the way home.. I'm scared.. ;-;
63. Stalked someone. (X) - Stalked her back, all good now :3
64. Met a celebrity. (x) - PETER JACKSON!!!!
65. Played an instrument. (X) - Piano.. Gave up because my Dad broke it..
66. Ridden a horse. (x) - Never doing that again XD
67. Cut yourself. (X) - Here we are with the butter knife incident again >w>
68. Bungee jumped. (x) - One of the reasons this country is still on a map.. IT'S FUNNNNN!!!!
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (?) What? O.O
70. Been to a wild party. (x) - Ohhhhhhh my god... Everyone there was either drunk, drugged or both.. Never went back there again.....
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 90%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x) - Chocolate... X3
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (x) - PE.. Big guy.. Drop Kick practise..
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( ) - I hope nawt... ;w;
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( ) - I would never do that.. That's cruel.. Someone did that to me once..
75. Got arrested. ( ) - Clean record ^_^
76. Been pregnant. ( ) - Maaaaayyybbbeee.... XD
77. Babysat. ( ) - I hate children.. They're wicked and evil...
78. Been to another country. (x) - My parents used to travel everywhere.. I adopted the same gene, I love travelling... Haven't been out of this area for about 2 1/2 years now sadly..
79. Started your house on fire. (x) - I used to burn coca cola bottle caps.. I loved the liquid goop they made..
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X) - Apparently when my sister bought a Ouiji board and watched the Blair Witch Project..
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 50%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( ) Awww... That sounds either really sadistic or really sweet.. Some day)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. ( ) Never been asked out..
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. ( ) - Of the same sex yes.. My best friend's dad was in a car accident.... ;-;
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x) - Online only.. Which to me still counts.
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x) - All the time XD (Must get workout routine)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ( ) Ice cream and chocolate make me sick after a few bites.. v_v
87. Had a job. ( ) - That's the problem in this country.. Hard to get a damn job >w>
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( ) - Yep.. Gave up sports forever after that and the harassment.
89. Been called a whore. (x) - As a joke.. I was apparently a Star Whore.. x3
90. Danced like a whore. (X) - I wanted to feel sexy... Cos I'm not... =(
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 40%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. (x) - ADAMA.. Though, I'd prefer not being called a 67 year old thank you..
92. Been in a car accident. (x) - My dad's been in a few.. And that's not even the reason he's disabled..
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x) - My Mum.. Various sweeties online..
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. ( ) - That's where I FAIL!! X3
95. Raped somebody. ( ) O.O!!!!!!!
96. Danced in the rain. (x) - Yush <3
97. Been rejected. (X) - All the time.. I'd like to say I'm used to it and I can deal with it.. But the latter is a no..
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( ) - I'm a good boy ^^ For now... >:3
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x) - No.. But, the other way around.. Very many times..
100. Been raped. (x) - RP with a VERY close sweetheart.. That was an amazingly extraordinary experience...
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 70%
I am 39 % Virgin out of all those fields apparently.. 61/100 =3
2. Drank alcohol. (x) - Alcohol itself, a few times a few months ago, but nothing serious since Christmas
3. Cried when someone died. - I don't wanna talk about it
4. Been drunk. (x) - Chrimbo
5. Had sex. ( ) Never even been asked out (Except online of course) <3
6. Been to a concert. (x) - Oh been there <3
7. Gotten/given a handjob. ( ) - Not yet..
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. ( ) - Nope..
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. ( )
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( )
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 30%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. ( ) - Nawt yet ^///^
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (x) - L.M.A.O
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ( )
15. Been to prom. (x) - Every year, tis fun =3
16. Cried at school. (x) - Publicly, a long time ago.. Personally, a few times when I felt really down.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (x) - When I was a kid, heheh.. >___>
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. ( )
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x) - My Mom, my sister... Gah, even my Grandma..
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 50%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (x) - My sisters friends... AND... My former friend when I lived in England.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (x) - My former friend, when I lived in England.
23. Kissed a stranger. ( ) - Online hehe
24. Hugged a stranger. ( ) - Online..
25. Went scuba diving. ( ) - I wanna go scuba diving.. In space <3
26. Driven a car. (x) - Don't have a license, but of course. I put the car away and drive it out all the time. (Long, curvy driveway pretty fast)
27. Gotten an x-ray. ( ) - Fear of Radiation poisoning... ;-;
28. Hit by a car. (x) - Biking to school one day.. That hurt in the morning AND the afternoon.
29. Had a party. (x) - Only very light ones.. Movie nights and sleepovers mostly.. Nothing BIG and RAVEY..
30. Done serious drugs. ( ) - Never in my life thank you.
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 50%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x) - I've played all three regularly, but not strip-edition.
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. ( ) - Only contemplated.
34. Broken a bone. ( ) - Actually, surprisingly through all my ordeals, nope =3
35. Eaten sushi. (x) - T'was yummy :3
36. Bought porn. ( ) Errrrmmm.... Ever heard of /B/? XDDDD
37. Watched porn. (x) - Who hasn't?
38. Made porn. ( ) - I kinda drew some once, but that was me trying to determine my place in the furry fandom.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (x) - Still do.. And he knows who he is <3
40. Been in love. (X) - Oh........... YEAH...
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 50%
41. French kissed. ( ) - Online? xP
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x) - OMG!! It's like.. My fave passtime =D
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x) - I do that from time to time...
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (x) - Done that the odd few times too.. That was because I got so angry, I started laughing...
45. Stabbed yourself. (x) - Accidentally with a butter knife.. Regularly.. I suck at sandwiches...
46. Shot a gun. (x) - Used to go range shooting with the Cadets.. Those were good times..
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x) - How I met my first best friend irl.. That was amazing.. I should've been an ass a few more times.. Maybe we might've fallen in love.. Hee <3
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x) 46 and counting Mister Zaush..
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (x) 53.5 and counting Jerry Seinfeld..
50. Watched an animal die. (x) - It's horrible..
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 90%
51. Watched a person die. (x) - Watched her kill herself..
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. ( ) Sometimes I wish I was a slut..
53. Pranked somebody. (x) - Ohhhh -Chuckles naughtily- Maybe... >w<
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (x) - I wheelchaired my Grandpa to the hospital once :3 (Never hurt anyone enough to put them there though..)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x) - My sisters... She stole my GBA.. T_T
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x) Kissed my best friend on the cheek once.. He blushed so hard <3
57. Dressed punk. (x) - Drama Production
58. Dressed goth. (x) - Drama Production
59. Dressed preppy. (x) - Don't even go there >w>
60. Been to a motocross race. (x) We have motorcross and drag racing all the time here!!
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 90%
61. Avoided somebody. (X) - Regretted the hell out of it..
62. Been stalked. (x) - Yeah friend claims she stalks me every day on the way home.. I'm scared.. ;-;
63. Stalked someone. (X) - Stalked her back, all good now :3
64. Met a celebrity. (x) - PETER JACKSON!!!!
65. Played an instrument. (X) - Piano.. Gave up because my Dad broke it..
66. Ridden a horse. (x) - Never doing that again XD
67. Cut yourself. (X) - Here we are with the butter knife incident again >w>
68. Bungee jumped. (x) - One of the reasons this country is still on a map.. IT'S FUNNNNN!!!!
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (?) What? O.O
70. Been to a wild party. (x) - Ohhhhhhh my god... Everyone there was either drunk, drugged or both.. Never went back there again.....
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 90%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x) - Chocolate... X3
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (x) - PE.. Big guy.. Drop Kick practise..
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( ) - I hope nawt... ;w;
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( ) - I would never do that.. That's cruel.. Someone did that to me once..
75. Got arrested. ( ) - Clean record ^_^
76. Been pregnant. ( ) - Maaaaayyybbbeee.... XD
77. Babysat. ( ) - I hate children.. They're wicked and evil...
78. Been to another country. (x) - My parents used to travel everywhere.. I adopted the same gene, I love travelling... Haven't been out of this area for about 2 1/2 years now sadly..
79. Started your house on fire. (x) - I used to burn coca cola bottle caps.. I loved the liquid goop they made..
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X) - Apparently when my sister bought a Ouiji board and watched the Blair Witch Project..
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 50%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( ) Awww... That sounds either really sadistic or really sweet.. Some day)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. ( ) Never been asked out..
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. ( ) - Of the same sex yes.. My best friend's dad was in a car accident.... ;-;
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x) - Online only.. Which to me still counts.
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x) - All the time XD (Must get workout routine)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ( ) Ice cream and chocolate make me sick after a few bites.. v_v
87. Had a job. ( ) - That's the problem in this country.. Hard to get a damn job >w>
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( ) - Yep.. Gave up sports forever after that and the harassment.
89. Been called a whore. (x) - As a joke.. I was apparently a Star Whore.. x3
90. Danced like a whore. (X) - I wanted to feel sexy... Cos I'm not... =(
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 40%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. (x) - ADAMA.. Though, I'd prefer not being called a 67 year old thank you..
92. Been in a car accident. (x) - My dad's been in a few.. And that's not even the reason he's disabled..
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x) - My Mum.. Various sweeties online..
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. ( ) - That's where I FAIL!! X3
95. Raped somebody. ( ) O.O!!!!!!!
96. Danced in the rain. (x) - Yush <3
97. Been rejected. (X) - All the time.. I'd like to say I'm used to it and I can deal with it.. But the latter is a no..
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( ) - I'm a good boy ^^ For now... >:3
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x) - No.. But, the other way around.. Very many times..
100. Been raped. (x) - RP with a VERY close sweetheart.. That was an amazingly extraordinary experience...
PERCENTAGE FOR THIS ONE: 70%
I am 39 % Virgin out of all those fields apparently.. 61/100 =3
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