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Posted 11 years agoWith the project I just finished. I made an armming coat for the armor I wear at Amtgard.
I quilted it myself, none of the premade quilted material, and assembled it all, even lost sleep trying to figure this one out.
Sadly, it did not quite live up to my previous works so i have decided not to photo it and submit a pic of it.
However, I plan to make a new suit of leather armor soon for one of the other members and I more than likely will post of that one. I even plan to remake the armor i had made for my previous fiance' all those years ago with som improvements. (I won awards for that one for making a suit of form fitted hard leather for a busty short woman.)
Anyway, still can't think of anything to draw, my job saps all my creative thinking by the time I get home, so suggestions or even trades are very welcome.
Yours lovingly,
Tearanon
I quilted it myself, none of the premade quilted material, and assembled it all, even lost sleep trying to figure this one out.
Sadly, it did not quite live up to my previous works so i have decided not to photo it and submit a pic of it.
However, I plan to make a new suit of leather armor soon for one of the other members and I more than likely will post of that one. I even plan to remake the armor i had made for my previous fiance' all those years ago with som improvements. (I won awards for that one for making a suit of form fitted hard leather for a busty short woman.)
Anyway, still can't think of anything to draw, my job saps all my creative thinking by the time I get home, so suggestions or even trades are very welcome.
Yours lovingly,
Tearanon
I'm BACK!
Posted 12 years agoGreetings folks!
Been awhile since I have done...anything, but I am back online, so to speak.
I have had one hell of a year and my life has finally decided to calm down enough that the creative juice is starting to flow again.
Here in lies my problem;
I dont have my workshop anywhere NEAR set up, but working on it and will soon begin cranking out leather crafts.
I do have my art pad, pencils and a somewhat functioning PS7, so I could draw, but I have hit a massive rusty restart and cannot figureout what to do.
So I offer, to anyone who reads this, and knows my painful limitations on art, I offer a free request period so as to help spark me back into my old loveable perverted artist self.
Gimme a tell, or a shout and we'll work somethign out.\
Yours faithfully,
Tearanon
Been awhile since I have done...anything, but I am back online, so to speak.
I have had one hell of a year and my life has finally decided to calm down enough that the creative juice is starting to flow again.
Here in lies my problem;
I dont have my workshop anywhere NEAR set up, but working on it and will soon begin cranking out leather crafts.
I do have my art pad, pencils and a somewhat functioning PS7, so I could draw, but I have hit a massive rusty restart and cannot figureout what to do.
So I offer, to anyone who reads this, and knows my painful limitations on art, I offer a free request period so as to help spark me back into my old loveable perverted artist self.
Gimme a tell, or a shout and we'll work somethign out.\
Yours faithfully,
Tearanon
One thing after another...
Posted 14 years agoWell folks, not only have I had issues with a spoiled brat of a Prof. who has messed with my educational carreer, but low and behold, my Photoshop has decided to quit on me too.
I was an old program, but the only one I had. I suppose I can still submit line art, but damn...
Oh well, I can keep working on my list, along with a request I got at random for a fan art piece of "Two-ton Tina" from
karno
heres the list.
80's
1. Mum-ra: Thundercats ( as if that was ever in doubt.) * LA done *
2. The Lunatacs: Thundercats ( they will each be done individually, but they qualify as one pic in my opinion. )
3. Sindar: Visonaries
4. Zaranna: G.I. Joe ( had a crush on her as a kid. )
5. Hordac: She-Ra (yeah I watched it.)
6. Mother-Brain: Captain N and the video game masters ( she's hot. )
7. Myzor King of War: Vytor-the starfire champion
8. Bebop & Rocksteady: TMNT ( as they were in the first episode )
9. The Pirates. ( Spartacus and the sun beneath the sea. )
10. Mok. ( Rock n Rule )
90's
1. Demona: Gargoyles ( so hot...)
2. Xanatos: Gargoyles (the man.)
3. The Pirate Lord B'loth: Pirates of Darkwater
4. Inferno: Beast Wars
5. Mirage. ( Aladin. )
6. Dr. Blight. ( Captain Planet. )
7. Sher Khan. ( Tail Spin. )
8. Freeza. ( Dragonball Z. )
9. Dragonis ( Mighty Ducks. )
10. Ursala. ( The Little Mermaid. )
2000-2010
1. Vilgax: Ben-10
2. Asage Ventress: Clone Wars
3. Megatron: Transformers the animated series
4. Wuya: Xaolin Showdown
5. Jetstorm. ( Beast machines )
6. Hexadecimal. ( Reboot. )
7. Vicci ( Fairly Odd-parents. )
8. Darf Bobo ( Tripping the Rift. )
9. Fire Lord Ozai ( Avatar: the last air-bender. )
10. Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha. )
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I was an old program, but the only one I had. I suppose I can still submit line art, but damn...
Oh well, I can keep working on my list, along with a request I got at random for a fan art piece of "Two-ton Tina" from
karnoheres the list.
80's
1. Mum-ra: Thundercats ( as if that was ever in doubt.) * LA done *
2. The Lunatacs: Thundercats ( they will each be done individually, but they qualify as one pic in my opinion. )
3. Sindar: Visonaries
4. Zaranna: G.I. Joe ( had a crush on her as a kid. )
5. Hordac: She-Ra (yeah I watched it.)
6. Mother-Brain: Captain N and the video game masters ( she's hot. )
7. Myzor King of War: Vytor-the starfire champion
8. Bebop & Rocksteady: TMNT ( as they were in the first episode )
9. The Pirates. ( Spartacus and the sun beneath the sea. )
10. Mok. ( Rock n Rule )
90's
1. Demona: Gargoyles ( so hot...)
2. Xanatos: Gargoyles (the man.)
3. The Pirate Lord B'loth: Pirates of Darkwater
4. Inferno: Beast Wars
5. Mirage. ( Aladin. )
6. Dr. Blight. ( Captain Planet. )
7. Sher Khan. ( Tail Spin. )
8. Freeza. ( Dragonball Z. )
9. Dragonis ( Mighty Ducks. )
10. Ursala. ( The Little Mermaid. )
2000-2010
1. Vilgax: Ben-10
2. Asage Ventress: Clone Wars
3. Megatron: Transformers the animated series
4. Wuya: Xaolin Showdown
5. Jetstorm. ( Beast machines )
6. Hexadecimal. ( Reboot. )
7. Vicci ( Fairly Odd-parents. )
8. Darf Bobo ( Tripping the Rift. )
9. Fire Lord Ozai ( Avatar: the last air-bender. )
10. Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha. )
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arabesqueFavorite Cartoon Villains: from childhood to now.
Posted 15 years agoHey there party people!
I am nearing completion of another tentecle pic, as if thats a suprise...
However, I have been watching alot of my old favorite cartoons on Youtube lately. and I have decided I am going do do some of my fave villains from the past 3 decades. 10 pics for each decade.
There is a problem however, i cant decide on them. I have a few that are sure to be done, but I need some help in deciding on the rest, so i will be taking suggestions to see if they are on my list. Additionally, My beloved mynah bought me a copy of the Silverhawks vol. 1, I will NOT be doing any of them on the 80's list...they freak me out.
So please, offer up your ideas.
The list so far-( to be updated as suggestions or memorys come in )
80's
1. Mum-ra: Thundercats ( as if that was ever in doubt.)
2. The Lunatacs: Thundercats ( they will each be done individually, but they qualify as one pic in my opinion. )
3. Sindar: Visonaries
4. Zaranna: G.I. Joe ( had a crush on her as a kid. )
5. Hordac: She-Ra (yeah I watched it.)
6. Mother-Brain: Captain N and the video game masters ( she's hot. )
7. Myzor King of War: Vytor-the starfire champion
8. Bebop & Rocksteady: TMNT ( as they were in the first episode )
9. The Pirates. ( Spartacus and the sun beneath the sea. )
10. Mok. ( Rock n Rule )
90's
1. Demona: Gargoyles ( so hot...)
2. Xanatos: Gargoyles (the man.)
3. The Pirate Lord B'loth: Pirates of Darkwater
4. Inferno: Beast Wars
5. Mirage. ( Aladin. )
6. Dr. Blight. ( Captain Planet. )
7. Sher Khan. ( Tail Spin. )
8. Freeza. ( Dragonball Z. )
9. Dragonis ( Mighty Ducks. )
10. Ursala. ( The Little Mermaid. )
2000-2010
1. Vilgax: Ben-10
2. Asage Ventress: Clone Wars
3. Megatron: Transformers the animated series
4. Wuya: Xaolin Showdown
5. Jetstorm. ( Beast machines )
6. Hexadecimal. ( Reboot. )
7. Vicci ( Fairly Odd-parents. )
8. Darf Bobo ( Tripping the Rift. )
9. Fire Lord Ozai ( Avatar: the last air-bender. )
10. Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha. )
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I am nearing completion of another tentecle pic, as if thats a suprise...
However, I have been watching alot of my old favorite cartoons on Youtube lately. and I have decided I am going do do some of my fave villains from the past 3 decades. 10 pics for each decade.
There is a problem however, i cant decide on them. I have a few that are sure to be done, but I need some help in deciding on the rest, so i will be taking suggestions to see if they are on my list. Additionally, My beloved
mynah bought me a copy of the Silverhawks vol. 1, I will NOT be doing any of them on the 80's list...they freak me out.So please, offer up your ideas.
The list so far-( to be updated as suggestions or memorys come in )
80's
1. Mum-ra: Thundercats ( as if that was ever in doubt.)
2. The Lunatacs: Thundercats ( they will each be done individually, but they qualify as one pic in my opinion. )
3. Sindar: Visonaries
4. Zaranna: G.I. Joe ( had a crush on her as a kid. )
5. Hordac: She-Ra (yeah I watched it.)
6. Mother-Brain: Captain N and the video game masters ( she's hot. )
7. Myzor King of War: Vytor-the starfire champion
8. Bebop & Rocksteady: TMNT ( as they were in the first episode )
9. The Pirates. ( Spartacus and the sun beneath the sea. )
10. Mok. ( Rock n Rule )
90's
1. Demona: Gargoyles ( so hot...)
2. Xanatos: Gargoyles (the man.)
3. The Pirate Lord B'loth: Pirates of Darkwater
4. Inferno: Beast Wars
5. Mirage. ( Aladin. )
6. Dr. Blight. ( Captain Planet. )
7. Sher Khan. ( Tail Spin. )
8. Freeza. ( Dragonball Z. )
9. Dragonis ( Mighty Ducks. )
10. Ursala. ( The Little Mermaid. )
2000-2010
1. Vilgax: Ben-10
2. Asage Ventress: Clone Wars
3. Megatron: Transformers the animated series
4. Wuya: Xaolin Showdown
5. Jetstorm. ( Beast machines )
6. Hexadecimal. ( Reboot. )
7. Vicci ( Fairly Odd-parents. )
8. Darf Bobo ( Tripping the Rift. )
9. Fire Lord Ozai ( Avatar: the last air-bender. )
10. Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha. )
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Posted 15 years agoOk people,
I know that there are different strokes for different folks, and I wholly support this. But there are some things that just go too far.
I mention this because i have offically had enough of the fucked up cornacopia of weird ass fetishes. I understand we all have our turn ons and turn offs, but come on, Cutting people in half and fucking their innards? inflating people like balloons?
People, enough is enough.
From now on, anyone i watch that presents such bizzare craziness will be removed from watch. Not a threat, just a fact.
FYI, I dont mind some of the softer wierdness, just..for the love of life folks, everything in moderation.
on a seperat note, check this artist out- arabesque
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MissFrostwolf mynah Ellyssian
I know that there are different strokes for different folks, and I wholly support this. But there are some things that just go too far.
I mention this because i have offically had enough of the fucked up cornacopia of weird ass fetishes. I understand we all have our turn ons and turn offs, but come on, Cutting people in half and fucking their innards? inflating people like balloons?
People, enough is enough.
From now on, anyone i watch that presents such bizzare craziness will be removed from watch. Not a threat, just a fact.
FYI, I dont mind some of the softer wierdness, just..for the love of life folks, everything in moderation.
on a seperat note, check this artist out-
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MissFrostwolf mynah EllyssianPics, tablet, and coloring.
Posted 15 years agoWell party people, I am trucking right along one the colored version of "Bad Mimic". It is takeing frickin forever and a day.
This leads me to my thought, to all you who claim you get pics done in hours, I call BS.
Either you are beyond talented, or fibbing...because the alternative to those options is I suck...and i dont like that answer.
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This leads me to my thought, to all you who claim you get pics done in hours, I call BS.
Either you are beyond talented, or fibbing...because the alternative to those options is I suck...and i dont like that answer.
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Posted 15 years agoNow i know it sounds at first read like another Meme idea, but i find it is more fun to do while having a few libations, or any other relaxing recreational. :)
Here it is:
Take any friend you know well and think of what Horror movie senarios, ( Zombie apocalypse covers all the Romero and zombie flicks. ), they would A) Do very well, and even survive/be the hero in. And B) Die horribly in.
I did this one with my partner in crime from the Psychopath ( the haunted ride I work at in Oct. ) and concluded this- Jody would likely survive and die in the same senario, the zombie apocalypse.
Jody is the kind of guy that is skinny and wirery enough to out run the zombies ( or at least the people he is running with. ) and has just the right level of selfishness to aid self preservation. Thats his live factor, that and the guy is a wiz with tools, and climbing...which leads to his death senario.
Jody would NEVER be bitten by a zombie, never happen...no sir...he'd end up likely dieing by his own hand and not in an emo induced suicide.
Jody get extra inventive when he gets bored, ( wait for it...), so the likely cause of death to the would be zombie slayer would be more than likely due to being holed up in a mall, trying to find new and morbidly amuseing ways to kill zombies.
My vote, knowing him like I do, envolves 4 chainsaws tied to the end of a rope, preceded by the phrase, "Dude, this is GOING to work! now just trust me and watch this."
Zombies overrun the world and this guy will die by a Sthil chainsaw...I have no doubt.
So, come up with your own senarios, and if any are funny enough, relay them, I encourage everyone to try this game.
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Here it is:
Take any friend you know well and think of what Horror movie senarios, ( Zombie apocalypse covers all the Romero and zombie flicks. ), they would A) Do very well, and even survive/be the hero in. And B) Die horribly in.
I did this one with my partner in crime from the Psychopath ( the haunted ride I work at in Oct. ) and concluded this- Jody would likely survive and die in the same senario, the zombie apocalypse.
Jody is the kind of guy that is skinny and wirery enough to out run the zombies ( or at least the people he is running with. ) and has just the right level of selfishness to aid self preservation. Thats his live factor, that and the guy is a wiz with tools, and climbing...which leads to his death senario.
Jody would NEVER be bitten by a zombie, never happen...no sir...he'd end up likely dieing by his own hand and not in an emo induced suicide.
Jody get extra inventive when he gets bored, ( wait for it...), so the likely cause of death to the would be zombie slayer would be more than likely due to being holed up in a mall, trying to find new and morbidly amuseing ways to kill zombies.
My vote, knowing him like I do, envolves 4 chainsaws tied to the end of a rope, preceded by the phrase, "Dude, this is GOING to work! now just trust me and watch this."
Zombies overrun the world and this guy will die by a Sthil chainsaw...I have no doubt.
So, come up with your own senarios, and if any are funny enough, relay them, I encourage everyone to try this game.
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Posted 16 years agoTrying to get back into my art, but it is slow going. I still have several images I havent even scanned in yet since I have the damndest time reline arting them. I am coloring one of my porncraft images but DAMN it is slowgoing.
I know I have asked before, but I ask again, if anyone has any tips fo speeding up this painfully slow process, please feel free to share your ideas.
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I know I have asked before, but I ask again, if anyone has any tips fo speeding up this painfully slow process, please feel free to share your ideas.
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Posted 16 years agoHowdy all,
Well, with my love of my life moved in, she has gifted me with her tablet to use. I am trying to learn it, but have never even picked one up before and I am SORELY in need of advice for using it.
Any and all welcome.
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Well, with my love of my life moved in, she has gifted me with her tablet to use. I am trying to learn it, but have never even picked one up before and I am SORELY in need of advice for using it.
Any and all welcome.
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ndls lynxia lynxia-wow sageofhades larintha_t MissFrostwolf mynahWho I am
Posted 16 years agoMy fellow artists, and esteamed perverts :)
I draw steadily anymore. I get ideas with the regularity that on ADD can provide.
It saddens me greatly that many of my non porn works seem to have no following. However, if I put out a simple no effort T&A pic, it is well recived.
This huirts, but as I have learned in life, you gotta roll with the punches.
Even though i know for a fact about 4 people will read this post to its conclusion, I state this forth-with. I will draw that which will gain me the respect and following i have seen so many others recive.
To that end, it means free commisions, respetion of positive style critique, ect.
It is time to be the whore I am, so use me as you will folks, at least direct me on how to be as loved as all these other artists with friends dropping gift art on them are.
( why yes i am on medication, thank you.)
The flood gates are open...cry havoc and let slip the art of whore!...
Tearanon.
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I draw steadily anymore. I get ideas with the regularity that on ADD can provide.
It saddens me greatly that many of my non porn works seem to have no following. However, if I put out a simple no effort T&A pic, it is well recived.
This huirts, but as I have learned in life, you gotta roll with the punches.
Even though i know for a fact about 4 people will read this post to its conclusion, I state this forth-with. I will draw that which will gain me the respect and following i have seen so many others recive.
To that end, it means free commisions, respetion of positive style critique, ect.
It is time to be the whore I am, so use me as you will folks, at least direct me on how to be as loved as all these other artists with friends dropping gift art on them are.
( why yes i am on medication, thank you.)
The flood gates are open...cry havoc and let slip the art of whore!...
Tearanon.
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ndls lynxia lynxia-wow sageofhades larintha_t MissFrostwolf mynahI got hacked!
Posted 17 years agoHowdy folks,
Well, it finally happened. One of those "It would never happen to me." type moments has come.
My WOW account got hacked and DAMN they worked fast and did some damage.
In less than an hour, this friggan hacker got into my account, and robbed about 13 characters. 2 of which were lvl 80's.
Blizz is getting me my stuff back. But get this, during the recovery process, the asshat tried to take my account again!
Balls of steel or brains of mush, not sure which.
Anyway, gonna be a while before Me and my gal get everything squared away, but time will get this sorted out as it does all things.
love you all, ( except you hacker. )
Tearanon.
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Well, it finally happened. One of those "It would never happen to me." type moments has come.
My WOW account got hacked and DAMN they worked fast and did some damage.
In less than an hour, this friggan hacker got into my account, and robbed about 13 characters. 2 of which were lvl 80's.
Blizz is getting me my stuff back. But get this, during the recovery process, the asshat tried to take my account again!
Balls of steel or brains of mush, not sure which.
Anyway, gonna be a while before Me and my gal get everything squared away, but time will get this sorted out as it does all things.
love you all, ( except you hacker. )
Tearanon.
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Posted 17 years agoHowdy people!
I have been drawing between assignments from my digi photo class, and the thought hit my swiss cheese memory..."Do I owe anyone pictures?"
I know I have one I am doing for MissFrostwolf , But I cannot for the life of me remember if I owe one to anyone else.
If I do, let me know, If you want one, let me know.
Love you all,
Tearanon
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I have been drawing between assignments from my digi photo class, and the thought hit my swiss cheese memory..."Do I owe anyone pictures?"
I know I have one I am doing for
MissFrostwolf , But I cannot for the life of me remember if I owe one to anyone else.If I do, let me know, If you want one, let me know.
Love you all,
Tearanon
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Posted 17 years agoYup, I am there now as well.
http://www.furspace.com/Tearanon
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ndls lynxia lynxia-wow sageofhades larintha_tAttention folks...
Posted 17 years agohttp://turtledove-stock.deviantart......lug-3-57212804
Om-nom of epic proportions.
That is all.
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Om-nom of epic proportions.
That is all.
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ndls lynxia lynxia-wow sageofhades larintha_tI paid no attention...
Posted 17 years agoWell friends,
I have unfortunatly fallen into a habit of just sailing from day to day and I have over looked some things.
I have gone over 1k page views.
I have submitted more pics than I thought.
and I am nearly into my 2nd year of college and I am missing classes again.
More importantly, I have overlooked the fact there are people here that not only respect me ( hope I am not over guessing our relationships ) but have actually gotten to know me.
In my recent past I have had people pretend to care about me in order to get what they want and it apparently made me a little numb to when people do put forth a hand to be friendly or care.
I am sorry.
I appriciate all teh feed back and interest into my art even though I am well aware that there are many here who are far my superior in art, so for that I thank you all from the bottom of my heart.
thank you and as always I am available for requests.
( I actually have 2 currently )
you are all my brothers and sisters.
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I have unfortunatly fallen into a habit of just sailing from day to day and I have over looked some things.
I have gone over 1k page views.
I have submitted more pics than I thought.
and I am nearly into my 2nd year of college and I am missing classes again.
More importantly, I have overlooked the fact there are people here that not only respect me ( hope I am not over guessing our relationships ) but have actually gotten to know me.
In my recent past I have had people pretend to care about me in order to get what they want and it apparently made me a little numb to when people do put forth a hand to be friendly or care.
I am sorry.
I appriciate all teh feed back and interest into my art even though I am well aware that there are many here who are far my superior in art, so for that I thank you all from the bottom of my heart.
thank you and as always I am available for requests.
( I actually have 2 currently )
you are all my brothers and sisters.
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Posted 17 years agoOk world, I can't take it anymore...
I channel surfed my way onto a news channel and was quickly reminded why I DON'T watch the news.
Hulk Hogan's son is tried as an adult and now he is whining about the conditions of jail.
A girl is savagely beaten by a pack of other girls and now the girls ring leader wants leaniancey on her judgement...
WHAT THE FUCK!
There was a time when if you did wrong you were punished, and you were delt with so you made damn sure you did'nt fucking do it again!
When I was a kid, if I erred harshly enough my parents whipped my ass and by the gods on high I sure as hell did'nt make the same mistake twice.
NOW, it is called child abuse if you spank your kids.
At what point did we say, "You know...I think we are treating the criminals that commit rape, murder, and other violent acts too harshly. Let's go easier on them, in fact, Lets villanise the victim. That'll make it all better."
When are we gonna realise that we have become a socity of overendulgant, people pleasers that use "politicaly correct" as their battle cry to get their way, the same way a 3 year old throws a tantrum to get it's way?
Those human beings I meet on the web and form bonds with, you are excused from this statment, the rest of you, I hope you desire to form bonds or you get lumped together with the rest I am about to defane...
Humanity has become an even more viralant strain of self blinded protozoa hell bent on the destruction of any and all things not THEM. Furthermore, I hope the law of 3 drops like a hammer on the rest of you friggan cattle that labor under the dillusion that everyone needs to be JUST LIKE YOU or they are evil immoral individuals that will "Burn in Hell" if they dont conform to your hive mind mentality!
I can only hope that there are more people out there like the ones I have met here that seem to actually be capable of love, compassion, and open minds towards others.
To those of you that find yourself of the latter persuasion of that which I have mentioned, May the gods rain their blessings upon you.
If you happen to be of the previously mentioned persuasion, please, take a long hard look in the mirror and decide if thats what you want to be...if you do want to be like that, please drive a bus filled with the rest of your ilk off a cliff and onto a congregation of more of your kind and take as many of you hateful out with you as possible.
Much love, Blessed be.
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I channel surfed my way onto a news channel and was quickly reminded why I DON'T watch the news.
Hulk Hogan's son is tried as an adult and now he is whining about the conditions of jail.
A girl is savagely beaten by a pack of other girls and now the girls ring leader wants leaniancey on her judgement...
WHAT THE FUCK!
There was a time when if you did wrong you were punished, and you were delt with so you made damn sure you did'nt fucking do it again!
When I was a kid, if I erred harshly enough my parents whipped my ass and by the gods on high I sure as hell did'nt make the same mistake twice.
NOW, it is called child abuse if you spank your kids.
At what point did we say, "You know...I think we are treating the criminals that commit rape, murder, and other violent acts too harshly. Let's go easier on them, in fact, Lets villanise the victim. That'll make it all better."
When are we gonna realise that we have become a socity of overendulgant, people pleasers that use "politicaly correct" as their battle cry to get their way, the same way a 3 year old throws a tantrum to get it's way?
Those human beings I meet on the web and form bonds with, you are excused from this statment, the rest of you, I hope you desire to form bonds or you get lumped together with the rest I am about to defane...
Humanity has become an even more viralant strain of self blinded protozoa hell bent on the destruction of any and all things not THEM. Furthermore, I hope the law of 3 drops like a hammer on the rest of you friggan cattle that labor under the dillusion that everyone needs to be JUST LIKE YOU or they are evil immoral individuals that will "Burn in Hell" if they dont conform to your hive mind mentality!
I can only hope that there are more people out there like the ones I have met here that seem to actually be capable of love, compassion, and open minds towards others.
To those of you that find yourself of the latter persuasion of that which I have mentioned, May the gods rain their blessings upon you.
If you happen to be of the previously mentioned persuasion, please, take a long hard look in the mirror and decide if thats what you want to be...if you do want to be like that, please drive a bus filled with the rest of your ilk off a cliff and onto a congregation of more of your kind and take as many of you hateful out with you as possible.
Much love, Blessed be.
Friends-
ndls lynxia lynxia-wow sageofhadesI'm in a Parade?
Posted 17 years agoHey all,
Apparently my work at a haunted ride last year earned myself and my partner in crime lead float in a parade in a small town this comeing saterday...
Personally, I am wondering...Was I that good, or is life there that dull?
Either way, if it is ligit, I plan on puting any pics I get of it up so you can all see me shamlessly exploiting a small town for the sake of my diminished ego.
that is all.
Friends-
ndls lynxia lynxia-wow sageofhades
Apparently my work at a haunted ride last year earned myself and my partner in crime lead float in a parade in a small town this comeing saterday...
Personally, I am wondering...Was I that good, or is life there that dull?
Either way, if it is ligit, I plan on puting any pics I get of it up so you can all see me shamlessly exploiting a small town for the sake of my diminished ego.
that is all.
Friends-
ndls lynxia lynxia-wow sageofhadesSuper Villan MEME
Posted 17 years agoCrap...this is 2 I have commited to...
Originated from
andraste
1. Choose your closer ultimate objective:
A. World Domination
B. World Annihilation
C. "One Million Dollars"
D. 72 Vixens, herms of course
A, or what would be the point of all the hard work my minions commited to in my glorious name?
2. Describe your secret lair
An extreamely well fortified fortress underground with a dummy base on the top. ( my minions need not know this.)
3. What is your supervillian name?
Lord Tearanon
4. What is your superpower?
Elemental magic, attunement to the earth, and mental control of pysiology of others.
5. What is your costume and what snappy little uniform do you make your thugs wear?
My garb is a dark hunter green cloak, over a black loose fit gei. ( think Jedi )
My minions would be dressed in form fitting body armor that would protect them from flames, explosives, bullets and be puncture/cut resistant. Because lets face it, storm trooper armor didnt do dick and look how that turned out.
Why have an army look good if they die easy at he hands of militant teddy bears?
6. What elaborate death awaits your superhero, that you have just now captured by the way..?
Depends on if I had found him to be an enjoyable nemisis.
Where he honorable and just on the wrong side, I shall convert him, none of that namby paby crap either I mean REALLY get him on my side.
Were he just a nussance, death by firing squad...armed with 50 cal automatics. 2 clips. each.
7. The superhero escaped, blame the MPAA I don't know, you shake angry fist at them and say.....
No fist shaking, just the order to the one now promoted to the idiots previous position,
"Recapture him...NOW. YOU! you are here by demoted to prison cook till you can proove yourself again."
Because if you execute all your minions everytime they mess up, eventualy you wont have any minions left. Besides, one should promote from within, am I right?
8. YOU are captured by the superhero now, what heavily fortified facility do you escape from in time for the next issue:
A. Prison
B. Asylum
C. Hell
D. Government Lab
E. Childrens' Birthday Party.
D, I dont think any of the others is where I would be stored...I can offer too much to be thrown in jail, I am quite sane...I just dont like the government, Hell dosent exisist, and what mad man would have a Dark overlord at his childs party? ...oh yeah, I would, Love you pumpkin, Here is your army of commandos, and a pony.
9. Finally give your best evil laugh :)
Cant be typed, think Darkness from Legend. ( Tim Curry is GOD! )
Originated from
andraste 1. Choose your closer ultimate objective:
A. World Domination
B. World Annihilation
C. "One Million Dollars"
D. 72 Vixens, herms of course
A, or what would be the point of all the hard work my minions commited to in my glorious name?
2. Describe your secret lair
An extreamely well fortified fortress underground with a dummy base on the top. ( my minions need not know this.)
3. What is your supervillian name?
Lord Tearanon
4. What is your superpower?
Elemental magic, attunement to the earth, and mental control of pysiology of others.
5. What is your costume and what snappy little uniform do you make your thugs wear?
My garb is a dark hunter green cloak, over a black loose fit gei. ( think Jedi )
My minions would be dressed in form fitting body armor that would protect them from flames, explosives, bullets and be puncture/cut resistant. Because lets face it, storm trooper armor didnt do dick and look how that turned out.
Why have an army look good if they die easy at he hands of militant teddy bears?
6. What elaborate death awaits your superhero, that you have just now captured by the way..?
Depends on if I had found him to be an enjoyable nemisis.
Where he honorable and just on the wrong side, I shall convert him, none of that namby paby crap either I mean REALLY get him on my side.
Were he just a nussance, death by firing squad...armed with 50 cal automatics. 2 clips. each.
7. The superhero escaped, blame the MPAA I don't know, you shake angry fist at them and say.....
No fist shaking, just the order to the one now promoted to the idiots previous position,
"Recapture him...NOW. YOU! you are here by demoted to prison cook till you can proove yourself again."
Because if you execute all your minions everytime they mess up, eventualy you wont have any minions left. Besides, one should promote from within, am I right?
8. YOU are captured by the superhero now, what heavily fortified facility do you escape from in time for the next issue:
A. Prison
B. Asylum
C. Hell
D. Government Lab
E. Childrens' Birthday Party.
D, I dont think any of the others is where I would be stored...I can offer too much to be thrown in jail, I am quite sane...I just dont like the government, Hell dosent exisist, and what mad man would have a Dark overlord at his childs party? ...oh yeah, I would, Love you pumpkin, Here is your army of commandos, and a pony.
9. Finally give your best evil laugh :)
Cant be typed, think Darkness from Legend. ( Tim Curry is GOD! )
Bing bing tiddley bong
Posted 17 years agoDifferent title I know, But I couldnt think of a beter one.
My days as a writer are numbered...
Well, I have decided that DA is now a fall back point since they seem to get touchy about my pics, they have pulled a few and I think I know who complained, but thats old drama.
On the new drama, apparently I am ment to draw naughty stuff as it seems to always be my naughty stuff that I seem to exell at.
I want to thank Ndls for having given me a task to draw, and I love everyone of them, I am sure my opinion will change near the end as my new style pratically has me "carving" my pics out of the paper I draw them to...
Any way...
Keep em coming folks.
Tearanon.
Friends
Ndls lynxia sageofhades
"Evil is such a harsh, narrow minded word...I preffer "Bizarre sense of Humor" myself...
Naiphen, incubus extraodanaire.
My days as a writer are numbered...
Well, I have decided that DA is now a fall back point since they seem to get touchy about my pics, they have pulled a few and I think I know who complained, but thats old drama.
On the new drama, apparently I am ment to draw naughty stuff as it seems to always be my naughty stuff that I seem to exell at.
I want to thank
Ndls for having given me a task to draw, and I love everyone of them, I am sure my opinion will change near the end as my new style pratically has me "carving" my pics out of the paper I draw them to...Any way...
Keep em coming folks.
Tearanon.
Friends
Ndls lynxia sageofhades"Evil is such a harsh, narrow minded word...I preffer "Bizarre sense of Humor" myself...
Naiphen, incubus extraodanaire.
That silly sex meme
Posted 18 years agoOh by the gods, I have fallen so low as to post a meme...
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
20. Would you mind if i liked you?
21. Do you like me?
22. Would you call me the next day?
23. Would you scratch me?
24. Would you let me scratch you?
25. Would you have to be drunk?
26. Would you date me?
27. Would you do it today?
28. Would you do it tomorrow?
29. Do you think that we would go any further then just sex?
30. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
31. Would you make love to me or fuck me?
May the gods have mercy on my soul.
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
9. How many rounds would we go?
10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
14. Would you want me to take my time?
15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
16. Would you want fast or slow?
17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
18. Would you be loud or quiet?
19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
20. Would you mind if i liked you?
21. Do you like me?
22. Would you call me the next day?
23. Would you scratch me?
24. Would you let me scratch you?
25. Would you have to be drunk?
26. Would you date me?
27. Would you do it today?
28. Would you do it tomorrow?
29. Do you think that we would go any further then just sex?
30. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
31. Would you make love to me or fuck me?
May the gods have mercy on my soul.
Stolen from Mel-the-hybrid
Posted 18 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
yes
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
On the right
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
MEAT!
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
yup
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope
7. Shower or bath?
Shower
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes
9. Mexican or Chinese?
yes
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
yes
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
I love everyone!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope
13. Love or money?
This is a question? LOVE of course.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yup
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping, hotels, esspecially 5 stars tend to frown on you starting fires in the rooms...and I like fire.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
a runoff drain tunnel. ( thats where rain water goes if anyone wanted to know. )
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
How much money we talking?
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yup
20. Ever been to a bar?
yup
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No, but almost got to help security kick some ass a few times...you dont mess with ladies asshole.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Carried, no, held onto a jacket for guidance because the world was spinning? yes.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes, but dont tell anyone.
24. Favorite drink?
wine, red preffered
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
do hand jobs count?( both sides, I'm not selfish.)
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
yup
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
made out, but not sex.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
been in? hell, I worked at one.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
What can i say, I got a discount as an employee...
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Define caught? parents walking in, check
Little brother coming home early from school, check
had friends walk in without knocking, check
had friends who didnt knock join in, double check.
But i have never bee caught, that implies proof.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
no, but i have some low res ones of my ex who left with my best friend, thusly wasteing 20 years of my life...who wants to see em?
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
...you mean...people read my journal?...when did this happen? why wasnt I told?
Yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
yes
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
On the right
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
MEAT!
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
yup
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope
7. Shower or bath?
Shower
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes
9. Mexican or Chinese?
yes
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
yes
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
I love everyone!
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope
13. Love or money?
This is a question? LOVE of course.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yup
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping, hotels, esspecially 5 stars tend to frown on you starting fires in the rooms...and I like fire.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
a runoff drain tunnel. ( thats where rain water goes if anyone wanted to know. )
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
How much money we talking?
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yup
20. Ever been to a bar?
yup
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No, but almost got to help security kick some ass a few times...you dont mess with ladies asshole.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Carried, no, held onto a jacket for guidance because the world was spinning? yes.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes, but dont tell anyone.
24. Favorite drink?
wine, red preffered
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
do hand jobs count?( both sides, I'm not selfish.)
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
yup
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
made out, but not sex.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
been in? hell, I worked at one.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
What can i say, I got a discount as an employee...
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Define caught? parents walking in, check
Little brother coming home early from school, check
had friends walk in without knocking, check
had friends who didnt knock join in, double check.
But i have never bee caught, that implies proof.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
no, but i have some low res ones of my ex who left with my best friend, thusly wasteing 20 years of my life...who wants to see em?
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
...you mean...people read my journal?...when did this happen? why wasnt I told?
Chug-a-chug-a WOO WOO!
Posted 18 years agoWell furry friends and demondeviants,
I have been stung into shock by the inspiration bug and...*shoos the bug off*...and i have been cranking out the best works of my life recently.
All the pics i post from here on out, I offer anyone that wants to, to correct, color or comment on them till i say otherwise, just as long as you let me know, and if you post it link me.
I am also more than reseptive at this moment for requests. ( preferably something naughty as my current porn stash is begining to bore me. )
Keep em coming folks,
Tearanon.
I have been stung into shock by the inspiration bug and...*shoos the bug off*...and i have been cranking out the best works of my life recently.
All the pics i post from here on out, I offer anyone that wants to, to correct, color or comment on them till i say otherwise, just as long as you let me know, and if you post it link me.
I am also more than reseptive at this moment for requests. ( preferably something naughty as my current porn stash is begining to bore me. )
Keep em coming folks,
Tearanon.
Under the weather...
Posted 18 years agoWell, for those that know me on any kind of a personal level, you know that I have been dreadfully sick these past few days. for those that dont know me, please see the above text...
this is a particularly short journal, due to the fact I have almost no cognative function and am REALLY emotional right now, but, I wanted to say thank you to all those that have been keeping me encouraged about getting better, and keeping my spirits up.
Thank you to all concerned and I love everyone...
Except tv, who feels it nessicary to show food comercials all damn day long...fuck you TV, fuck you with a red hot, rusty old chainsaw, up the ass, sideways...
Tearanon.
this is a particularly short journal, due to the fact I have almost no cognative function and am REALLY emotional right now, but, I wanted to say thank you to all those that have been keeping me encouraged about getting better, and keeping my spirits up.
Thank you to all concerned and I love everyone...
Except tv, who feels it nessicary to show food comercials all damn day long...fuck you TV, fuck you with a red hot, rusty old chainsaw, up the ass, sideways...
Tearanon.
I've noticed..
Posted 18 years agoI seem to do my best thinking in the bathroom, weather on the throne, showering, or just ducking in for a smoke cause it is one of 2 rooms at school that dosent have a smoke detector, so I spend alot of time in there...
But one of the things I have noticed is...
Anime villans are almost alsway so damn polite in one way or another. Well, not the slathering beasts that are the size of a house and out to crush of screw anything in their way, but the ones that have personality almost ALWAYS feel the need to introduce themselve, and if not that they at least explain why they're there.
At a bare minimum, an inteligent anime bad guy in ANY of their genre, explain their intentions, then they get to work....Why is that? In japan you are either a raving lunitic or just a villan, and if you have intelligence you must obey social protocal.
One other thin I noticed, in TV, movies, or animes...morges and doctors offices never seem to be fully stocked, like their delivery of supplies is a few weeks late, and they dont have this and that....but they ALWAYS seem to have able supplies of caustic chemicals...now WHY is that? that causes puzzlment that borders on alarm to me.
"It bit him Joe! and we are stuck in this small town hospitle!"
"Well, we may not be able to treat him thus sentancing him to slow aggonizing pain till we eventually defeat it and are rescued, but we CAN defeat it wit THIS! I found a 50 gallon drum of hydrochloric acid, this should come in abnormally handy for us to destroy it!"
Why not just have every place have convinient "Break in case of Monster attack" gun cases? ( even though they are usually unlocked )
Just thought I would let those loose folks.
But one of the things I have noticed is...
Anime villans are almost alsway so damn polite in one way or another. Well, not the slathering beasts that are the size of a house and out to crush of screw anything in their way, but the ones that have personality almost ALWAYS feel the need to introduce themselve, and if not that they at least explain why they're there.
At a bare minimum, an inteligent anime bad guy in ANY of their genre, explain their intentions, then they get to work....Why is that? In japan you are either a raving lunitic or just a villan, and if you have intelligence you must obey social protocal.
One other thin I noticed, in TV, movies, or animes...morges and doctors offices never seem to be fully stocked, like their delivery of supplies is a few weeks late, and they dont have this and that....but they ALWAYS seem to have able supplies of caustic chemicals...now WHY is that? that causes puzzlment that borders on alarm to me.
"It bit him Joe! and we are stuck in this small town hospitle!"
"Well, we may not be able to treat him thus sentancing him to slow aggonizing pain till we eventually defeat it and are rescued, but we CAN defeat it wit THIS! I found a 50 gallon drum of hydrochloric acid, this should come in abnormally handy for us to destroy it!"
Why not just have every place have convinient "Break in case of Monster attack" gun cases? ( even though they are usually unlocked )
Just thought I would let those loose folks.
My bar tab is $2,530
Posted 18 years agoThis is real fun to do!
The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someones food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (extra points $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
have you ever has sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex wile your partner where a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been wiped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or pattal in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had some one come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut your self on purpose -- $100
Cut some one else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one $10 Add $10 if they drank it
Been pissed on $15 add $20 if you drank it
Shit on some one $20 add $25 if they ate it
Been shit on $25 add $50 if you ate it
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked wile having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich wile having sex -- $50
Slapped some one across the face wile fucking them-- $100
If ever shoved a candle up some ones ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked some one wile they where crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked you're own cum out of a guys ass -- $200
If you took this test and where completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planed to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is $1.205"
wow never knew hehe
The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someones food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (extra points $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
have you ever has sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex wile your partner where a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been wiped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or pattal in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had some one come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut your self on purpose -- $100
Cut some one else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one $10 Add $10 if they drank it
Been pissed on $15 add $20 if you drank it
Shit on some one $20 add $25 if they ate it
Been shit on $25 add $50 if you ate it
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked wile having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich wile having sex -- $50
Slapped some one across the face wile fucking them-- $100
If ever shoved a candle up some ones ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked some one wile they where crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked you're own cum out of a guys ass -- $200
If you took this test and where completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planed to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is $1.205"
wow never knew hehe
