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Posted 15 years agohttp://musicaarriba.wordpress.com/2.....ls-titballs-2/
I just... I just don't even know.
Interesting label though, Gaysex Twin-run, check out the other stuff there.
I just... I just don't even know.
Interesting label though, Gaysex Twin-run, check out the other stuff there.
Thane Does Soundtracks Now
Posted 15 years agoSo you can all stop crying and stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNDH6YFH_dI
Asking friends who are doing media stuff for content to work with at the moment so I might have more crap up there later.
[/self promotion shit here, I would like the publicity of doing any shit]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNDH6YFH_dI
Asking friends who are doing media stuff for content to work with at the moment so I might have more crap up there later.
[/self promotion shit here, I would like the publicity of doing any shit]
The worst picture in existence
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.xbox.com/NR/rdonlyres/E2.....rt_455x199.jpg
My god, go to Xbox.com's support page, find this.
I love the inexplicably depressed black girl they just stuck at the back at the last minute, the 'hip' way those living abortions are dressed, you know if you held an Xbox 360 like that it'll scratch the disc inside? Nice going you fuck, £40 wasted.
My god, go to Xbox.com's support page, find this.
I love the inexplicably depressed black girl they just stuck at the back at the last minute, the 'hip' way those living abortions are dressed, you know if you held an Xbox 360 like that it'll scratch the disc inside? Nice going you fuck, £40 wasted.
Horriblé
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.last.fm/music/Thane/Horriblé
Yeah, it's up somewhere, no internet and I'm going insane.
Listen to it, you'll feel better about yourself.
Yeah, it's up somewhere, no internet and I'm going insane.
Listen to it, you'll feel better about yourself.
Now Taking Commissions
Posted 15 years ago£0.50 - Budget Poop! a stretched sample of me pooping.
£0.00 - The Rectal Pain Random Bounce of a high frequency.
£100 - Foxamoore Special I will read a page on music theory and apply it to some string and piano samples. I'll even throw it through some cheap compression and reverbs!
£1300 - MachineDrum It'll buy me a Machinedrum, you get to here me play with it.
£1 - Lucky Pick Random shit, could be a fully produced masterpiece or something I woke up choking on.
£0.50 - VocalDubstep PMMWAHWAHWAHWAWAWAWAWAAHWAAHWAAHSKSSHHH.
A reasonable record contract/Live set/Job including audio - Poor Artist I'll also work for food.
£0.00 - The Rectal Pain Random Bounce of a high frequency.
£100 - Foxamoore Special I will read a page on music theory and apply it to some string and piano samples. I'll even throw it through some cheap compression and reverbs!
£1300 - MachineDrum It'll buy me a Machinedrum, you get to here me play with it.
£1 - Lucky Pick Random shit, could be a fully produced masterpiece or something I woke up choking on.
£0.50 - VocalDubstep PMMWAHWAHWAHWAWAWAWAWAAHWAAHWAAHSKSSHHH.
A reasonable record contract/Live set/Job including audio - Poor Artist I'll also work for food.
40,000
Posted 15 years agoComing up to 40,000 page views soon, the person to capture it gets my left testicle.
On a related note, 3D movies suck. What a load of shit.
On a related note, 3D movies suck. What a load of shit.
Fuck you, random person!
Posted 15 years agoSomebody keeps trying to change my Bandcamp password and I think it was you. Admit it!
<3
<3
Intenilligent Dick Music - Now out at all major stores
Posted 15 years agohttp://thane.bandcamp.com/album/int.....ent-dick-music
By all major stores, I meant Bandcamp.
It's lossless and free, get it while it's hot. Or I'll cut your legs off.
By all major stores, I meant Bandcamp.
It's lossless and free, get it while it's hot. Or I'll cut your legs off.
Hype Hype Hype
Posted 15 years agoDJ_Hype joined the chat room.
[21:42] DJ_Hype: Hype Hype Hype
[21:42] DJ_Stas: now
[21:42] DJ_Stas: boys+
[21:43] DJ_Stas: this is an idmf channel as i like it
[21:43] DJ_Hype: Hype
[21:43] DJ_Hype: Hype?
[21:43] DJ_Hype: Hype!
[21:43] DJ_Stas: shaddap tode
[21:43] • DJ_Hype sighs.
[21:43] DJ_Hype: Hype....
[21:43] DJ_Tode: this is good
[21:43] DJ_Tode: HYPE
[21:43] DJ_Hype left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[21:43] DJ_Tode: HYPE!
[21:43] DJ_Tode: NOO
[21:43] DJ_Tode: NDUawygbdinpaomåwdbuiaöoinpfoihöuafaåf
[21:43] DJ_Benwaa: HYPE!
Hype Hype Hype. This has been posted on the IDMF forums four times already, I feel loved.
[21:42] DJ_Hype: Hype Hype Hype
[21:42] DJ_Stas: now
[21:42] DJ_Stas: boys+
[21:43] DJ_Stas: this is an idmf channel as i like it
[21:43] DJ_Hype: Hype
[21:43] DJ_Hype: Hype?
[21:43] DJ_Hype: Hype!
[21:43] DJ_Stas: shaddap tode
[21:43] • DJ_Hype sighs.
[21:43] DJ_Hype: Hype....
[21:43] DJ_Tode: this is good
[21:43] DJ_Tode: HYPE
[21:43] DJ_Hype left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[21:43] DJ_Tode: HYPE!
[21:43] DJ_Tode: NOO
[21:43] DJ_Tode: NDUawygbdinpaomåwdbuiaöoinpfoihöuafaåf
[21:43] DJ_Benwaa: HYPE!
Hype Hype Hype. This has been posted on the IDMF forums four times already, I feel loved.
Superlife
Posted 15 years agoHoly shit. If you haven't already, get Superlife by The Gasman. Don't ask why, just do it.
Most Dance producers.
Posted 15 years agoHaha, Britain.
Posted 15 years agoWhen I first went to school, we all did a 'CAT' test for basic logic tests and other shit. After, I was awarded a certificate from the National Association for Gifted and Talented Youth to say I was in the top 5% in the country.
I just spent 10 minutes giggling at myself in the mirror while posing.
Take that, Britain.
I just spent 10 minutes giggling at myself in the mirror while posing.
Take that, Britain.
Some Fetish Meme #2, the Return of the fetish.
Posted 15 years ago[] Abasiophilia - People with impaired mobility.
[] Acousticophilia - Sexual arousal from certain sounds.
[] Acrotomophilia - People with amputations.
[] Agalmatophilia - Statues, mannequins and immobility.
[] Algolagnia - Pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone; differs from masochism as there is a biologically different interpretation of the sensation rather than a subjective interpretation.
[] Amaurophilia - Sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.
[] Analloerotic - Lacking in sexual interests towards others (but not lacking in sexual drive; asexuality).
[] Andromimetophilia - Female-to-male transsexuals; also known as gynemimetophilia.
[x] Androphilia - Sexual interest in men.
[x] Apodysophilia - Desire to undress, nudism.
[] Apotemnophilia - Having an amputation.
[] Aquaphilia - Arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs or swimming pools.
[] Aretifism - Sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.
[] Asphyxiophilia - Asphyxiation or strangulation.
[] Autagonistophilia - Being on stage or on camera.
[] Autassassinophilia - Being in life-threatening situations.
[x] Autoandrophilia - Arousal by a biological female imagining herself as a male.
[] Autoerotic asphyxiation - Self-induced asphyxiation, sometimes to the point of near unconsciousness.
[x] Autogynephilia - Arousal by a biological male imagining himself as a female.
[] Autopedophilia - Being prepubescent.
[] Biastophilia - Arousal based on the rape of an unconsenting person.
[] Celebriphilia - Pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity.
[] Chremastistophilia - Being robbed or held up.
[] Chronophilia - Partners of a widely differing chronological age.
[] Coprophilia - Feces; also known as scat, scatophilia or fecophilia.
[] Crush fetish - Sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself.
[] Dacryphilia - Tears or crying.
[] Dendrophilia - Trees.
[] Diaper fetishism - Sexual arousal from diapers.
[] Etemophilia - Vomit.
[] Ephebophilia - Sexual preference for individuals in mid-to-late adolescence, typically ages 15-19.
[] Eproctophilia - Sexual attraction to flatulence.
[] Erotophonophilia - Murder.
[] Exhibitionism - Exposing oneself sexually to others, with or without their consent.
[x] Faunoiphilia - Sexual arousal from watching animals mate.
[] Formicophilia - Being crawled on by insects.
[] Frotteurism - Rubbing against a non-consenting person.
[] Galactophilia - Sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women.
[] Gerontophilia - Elderly people.
[x] Gynandromorphophilia - Women with penises, men cross-dressed as women, or male-to-female transsexuals.
[x] Gynephilia - Sexual interest in women.
[] Haematophilia - Sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself).
[] Harpaxophilia - Sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary.
[] Hebephilia - Pubescent children.
[] Homeovestism - Wearing clothing emblematic of one's own sex.
[] Hybristophilia - Criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes.
[] Infantophilia - Children five years old or younger.
[] Katoptronophilia - Sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
[] Kleptophilia - Stealing; also known as kleptolagnia.
[] Klismaphilia - Enemas.
[] Liquidophilia - Attraction or desire to immerse genitals in liquids.
[] Macrophilia - Giants, primarily domination by giant women or men, or giant body parts.
[] Maiesiophilia - Sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women.
[] Mammaphilia - Breasts; also known as mammagynophilia and mastofact.
[] Masochism - The desire to suffer, be beaten, bound or otherwise humiliated.
[] Menophilia - Menstruation.
[] Microphilia - Sexual attraction to smaller people and things of smaller size.
[] Morphophilia - Particular body shapes or sizes. (Obese, short, etc.)
[] Mucophilia - Mucus.
[] Mysophilia - Dirtiness, soiled or decaying things.
[] Narratophilia - Obscene words, colloquially known as "talking dirty."
[] Nasophilia - Noses.
[] Necrophilia - Cadavers.
[] Necrozoophilia - Sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality).
[] Olfactophilia - Smells.
[] Paraphilic infantilism - Being a baby; also referred to as autonepiophilia.
[x] Partialism - Specific, non-genital body parts. (I like legs sometimes...)
[] Pedophilia - Prepubescent children, also spelled paedophilia.
[] Peodeiktophilia - Exposing one's penis.
[] Pedovestism - Dressing like a child.
[] Phalloorchoalgolagnia - Sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals.
[x] Pictophilia - Pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures.
[] Plushophilia - Sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters.
[] Podophilia - Feet.
[] Pyrophilia - Fire.
[] Raptophilia - Committing rape.
[] Retifism - Shoes.
[] Sadism - Inflicting pain on others.
[] Salirophilia - Soiling or dirtying others.
[] Schediaphilia - Love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations (also known as Toonophilia).
[] Scoptophilia - Observing others' sexual activities; also known as scopophilia and more commonly as voyeurism.
[] Sitophilia - Food.
[] Somnophilia - Sleeping or unconscious people.
[] Spectrophilia - Ghosts.
[] Sthenolagnia - Muscles and displays of strength.
[] Stigmatophilia - Body piercings and tattoos.
[] Symphorophilia - Witnessing or staging disasters such as car accidents.
[x] Teleiophilia - Sexual interest in adults (as opposed to pedophilia, etc.)
[] Telephone scatologia - Obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers; also known as telephonicophilia.
[] Teratophilia - Sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people.
[] Transformation fetish - Sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings.
[x] Transvestic fetishism - Wearing clothes associated with the opposite sex; also known as transvestism.
[] Transvestophilia - A transvestite sexual partner.
[] Trichophilia - Hair.
[] Troilism - Cuckoldism, watching one's partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party's knowledge; also known as triolism.
[~] Urolagnia - Urination, particularly in public, on others, and/or being urinated on. (I wouldn't mind trying it in a shower or something, not gonna clean that shit up)
[] Ursusagalmatophilia - Teddy bears.
[] Vampirism - Drawing or drinking blood; also known as murphyism.
[] Vorarephilia - Eating or being eaten by others; usually swallowed whole, in one piece.
[x] Xenophilia - Sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens). (Depends, I guess, in a way anything could fall under this category depending on it's interpretation)
[] Zoophilia - Animals (actual, not anthropomorphic).
[] Zoosadism - Inflicting pain on or seeing animals in pain.
TOTAL: 13. Huh.
Check your TOTAL on the table below:
1-3 Definite Feeble-mindedness - Under 70
4-6 Borderline Deficiency - 70-79
7-9 Dullness - 80-89
10-13 Normal or Average Intelligence - 90-109
14-17 Superior Intelligence - 110-119
18-21 Very Superior Intelligence - 120-140
22-26 Genius or Near Genius - 141-180
27-31 Super Genius - 181-200
32+ Freaky Mutant Genius Powers - Over 200
Happy valentines day, here is a list of how to exploit me.
[] Acousticophilia - Sexual arousal from certain sounds.
[] Acrotomophilia - People with amputations.
[] Agalmatophilia - Statues, mannequins and immobility.
[] Algolagnia - Pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone; differs from masochism as there is a biologically different interpretation of the sensation rather than a subjective interpretation.
[] Amaurophilia - Sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.
[] Analloerotic - Lacking in sexual interests towards others (but not lacking in sexual drive; asexuality).
[] Andromimetophilia - Female-to-male transsexuals; also known as gynemimetophilia.
[x] Androphilia - Sexual interest in men.
[x] Apodysophilia - Desire to undress, nudism.
[] Apotemnophilia - Having an amputation.
[] Aquaphilia - Arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs or swimming pools.
[] Aretifism - Sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.
[] Asphyxiophilia - Asphyxiation or strangulation.
[] Autagonistophilia - Being on stage or on camera.
[] Autassassinophilia - Being in life-threatening situations.
[x] Autoandrophilia - Arousal by a biological female imagining herself as a male.
[] Autoerotic asphyxiation - Self-induced asphyxiation, sometimes to the point of near unconsciousness.
[x] Autogynephilia - Arousal by a biological male imagining himself as a female.
[] Autopedophilia - Being prepubescent.
[] Biastophilia - Arousal based on the rape of an unconsenting person.
[] Celebriphilia - Pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity.
[] Chremastistophilia - Being robbed or held up.
[] Chronophilia - Partners of a widely differing chronological age.
[] Coprophilia - Feces; also known as scat, scatophilia or fecophilia.
[] Crush fetish - Sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself.
[] Dacryphilia - Tears or crying.
[] Dendrophilia - Trees.
[] Diaper fetishism - Sexual arousal from diapers.
[] Etemophilia - Vomit.
[] Ephebophilia - Sexual preference for individuals in mid-to-late adolescence, typically ages 15-19.
[] Eproctophilia - Sexual attraction to flatulence.
[] Erotophonophilia - Murder.
[] Exhibitionism - Exposing oneself sexually to others, with or without their consent.
[x] Faunoiphilia - Sexual arousal from watching animals mate.
[] Formicophilia - Being crawled on by insects.
[] Frotteurism - Rubbing against a non-consenting person.
[] Galactophilia - Sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women.
[] Gerontophilia - Elderly people.
[x] Gynandromorphophilia - Women with penises, men cross-dressed as women, or male-to-female transsexuals.
[x] Gynephilia - Sexual interest in women.
[] Haematophilia - Sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself).
[] Harpaxophilia - Sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary.
[] Hebephilia - Pubescent children.
[] Homeovestism - Wearing clothing emblematic of one's own sex.
[] Hybristophilia - Criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes.
[] Infantophilia - Children five years old or younger.
[] Katoptronophilia - Sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
[] Kleptophilia - Stealing; also known as kleptolagnia.
[] Klismaphilia - Enemas.
[] Liquidophilia - Attraction or desire to immerse genitals in liquids.
[] Macrophilia - Giants, primarily domination by giant women or men, or giant body parts.
[] Maiesiophilia - Sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women.
[] Mammaphilia - Breasts; also known as mammagynophilia and mastofact.
[] Masochism - The desire to suffer, be beaten, bound or otherwise humiliated.
[] Menophilia - Menstruation.
[] Microphilia - Sexual attraction to smaller people and things of smaller size.
[] Morphophilia - Particular body shapes or sizes. (Obese, short, etc.)
[] Mucophilia - Mucus.
[] Mysophilia - Dirtiness, soiled or decaying things.
[] Narratophilia - Obscene words, colloquially known as "talking dirty."
[] Nasophilia - Noses.
[] Necrophilia - Cadavers.
[] Necrozoophilia - Sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality).
[] Olfactophilia - Smells.
[] Paraphilic infantilism - Being a baby; also referred to as autonepiophilia.
[x] Partialism - Specific, non-genital body parts. (I like legs sometimes...)
[] Pedophilia - Prepubescent children, also spelled paedophilia.
[] Peodeiktophilia - Exposing one's penis.
[] Pedovestism - Dressing like a child.
[] Phalloorchoalgolagnia - Sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals.
[x] Pictophilia - Pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures.
[] Plushophilia - Sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters.
[] Podophilia - Feet.
[] Pyrophilia - Fire.
[] Raptophilia - Committing rape.
[] Retifism - Shoes.
[] Sadism - Inflicting pain on others.
[] Salirophilia - Soiling or dirtying others.
[] Schediaphilia - Love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations (also known as Toonophilia).
[] Scoptophilia - Observing others' sexual activities; also known as scopophilia and more commonly as voyeurism.
[] Sitophilia - Food.
[] Somnophilia - Sleeping or unconscious people.
[] Spectrophilia - Ghosts.
[] Sthenolagnia - Muscles and displays of strength.
[] Stigmatophilia - Body piercings and tattoos.
[] Symphorophilia - Witnessing or staging disasters such as car accidents.
[x] Teleiophilia - Sexual interest in adults (as opposed to pedophilia, etc.)
[] Telephone scatologia - Obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers; also known as telephonicophilia.
[] Teratophilia - Sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people.
[] Transformation fetish - Sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings.
[x] Transvestic fetishism - Wearing clothes associated with the opposite sex; also known as transvestism.
[] Transvestophilia - A transvestite sexual partner.
[] Trichophilia - Hair.
[] Troilism - Cuckoldism, watching one's partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party's knowledge; also known as triolism.
[~] Urolagnia - Urination, particularly in public, on others, and/or being urinated on. (I wouldn't mind trying it in a shower or something, not gonna clean that shit up)
[] Ursusagalmatophilia - Teddy bears.
[] Vampirism - Drawing or drinking blood; also known as murphyism.
[] Vorarephilia - Eating or being eaten by others; usually swallowed whole, in one piece.
[x] Xenophilia - Sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens). (Depends, I guess, in a way anything could fall under this category depending on it's interpretation)
[] Zoophilia - Animals (actual, not anthropomorphic).
[] Zoosadism - Inflicting pain on or seeing animals in pain.
TOTAL: 13. Huh.
Check your TOTAL on the table below:
1-3 Definite Feeble-mindedness - Under 70
4-6 Borderline Deficiency - 70-79
7-9 Dullness - 80-89
10-13 Normal or Average Intelligence - 90-109
14-17 Superior Intelligence - 110-119
18-21 Very Superior Intelligence - 120-140
22-26 Genius or Near Genius - 141-180
27-31 Super Genius - 181-200
32+ Freaky Mutant Genius Powers - Over 200
Happy valentines day, here is a list of how to exploit me.
Some Fetish Meme
Posted 15 years ago(+++) WANT.
(++) Yeah.
(+) Cool.
(~) Eh.
(-) Nah.
(--) Nope.
(---) Hell No.
(?) What?
Being dominated by stuffed animals (+)
Lip my stocking (+++)
Hotdog with ketchup (---)
The sun (++)
Beanie Babies (+)
Sand (---)
Clipping coupons from the sunday paper (-)
At least seven bees (?)
Napster (---)
Plush snakes (++)
Rubber snakes (?)
Envelope licking (?)
Air (?)
Vinyl siding [male] (?)
Vinyl siding [female] (?)
Weatherproofed windows [male] (?)
Weatherproofed windows [female] (?)
Faces (?)
God damnit, gonna go read up on fetishes now. I am disappointed.
bongdog made me do this.
(++) Yeah.
(+) Cool.
(~) Eh.
(-) Nah.
(--) Nope.
(---) Hell No.
(?) What?
Being dominated by stuffed animals (+)
Lip my stocking (+++)
Hotdog with ketchup (---)
The sun (++)
Beanie Babies (+)
Sand (---)
Clipping coupons from the sunday paper (-)
At least seven bees (?)
Napster (---)
Plush snakes (++)
Rubber snakes (?)
Envelope licking (?)
Air (?)
Vinyl siding [male] (?)
Vinyl siding [female] (?)
Weatherproofed windows [male] (?)
Weatherproofed windows [female] (?)
Faces (?)
God damnit, gonna go read up on fetishes now. I am disappointed.
bongdog made me do this. What the hell is wrong with people?
Posted 16 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/3325278/
The most views I have got for any one song is 25. This mock poem I posted two weeks ago has 211 views. Why? I marked it under 'Sonic - Mature'. There shouldn't even be a category for that.
The most views I have got for any one song is 25. This mock poem I posted two weeks ago has 211 views. Why? I marked it under 'Sonic - Mature'. There shouldn't even be a category for that.
The Best Game
Posted 16 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPub.....eature=related The music is sooo good. I'm not even kidding, I would love other games allot more if they had music like this game has.
Sup' whoever the fuck is watching me or on my FA page
Posted 16 years agoI have a tablet now, any requests or something to actually get good at drawing?
Come on
cooooomme ooooooon
Don't be a dick, public, suggest something.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/.....g?t=1261867435
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/.....g?t=1261864111
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/.....g?t=1261861331
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/.....g?t=1261868946
Come on
cooooomme ooooooon
Don't be a dick, public, suggest something.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/.....g?t=1261867435
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/.....g?t=1261864111
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/.....g?t=1261861331
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/.....g?t=1261868946
I steal Memes now
Posted 16 years agoRobbed off Hank Hill
Use song titles by the chosen artist to answer the questions.
• Pick your Artist:
Aaron Funk
• Are you a male or female?
Gay
• Describe yourself:
Bumpy Genital
• How do you feel:
Fuck Off
• Describe where you currently live:
Winnipeg is a DogShit Dildo
• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Good Jungle
• Your favorite form of transportation:
Pervs
• What did you get on your last Birthday?
New Panties
• Your best friend is:
Bashing His Head
• You and your best friends are:
Cleaning Each Other
• What's the weather like:
Crackest
• Favorite moment:
Pay Me For Sex
• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Lithium Twatting
• What is life to you:
Pressure Torture
• Your last relationship:
Cheatin'
• Your fear:
Unborn Baby
• What is the best advice you have to give:
Fuck A Stranger In The Ass
• Thought for the Day:
We Hate Russel
• How I would like to die:
Shoot Myself
• My soul's condition:
Uncut
• Most Faithful Companion:
Plunging Hornets
• My motto:
Fuck Anyone Who Wasn't Into The Stuff I'm Into Before I Was
Use song titles by the chosen artist to answer the questions.
• Pick your Artist:
Aaron Funk
• Are you a male or female?
Gay
• Describe yourself:
Bumpy Genital
• How do you feel:
Fuck Off
• Describe where you currently live:
Winnipeg is a DogShit Dildo
• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Good Jungle
• Your favorite form of transportation:
Pervs
• What did you get on your last Birthday?
New Panties
• Your best friend is:
Bashing His Head
• You and your best friends are:
Cleaning Each Other
• What's the weather like:
Crackest
• Favorite moment:
Pay Me For Sex
• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Lithium Twatting
• What is life to you:
Pressure Torture
• Your last relationship:
Cheatin'
• Your fear:
Unborn Baby
• What is the best advice you have to give:
Fuck A Stranger In The Ass
• Thought for the Day:
We Hate Russel
• How I would like to die:
Shoot Myself
• My soul's condition:
Uncut
• Most Faithful Companion:
Plunging Hornets
• My motto:
Fuck Anyone Who Wasn't Into The Stuff I'm Into Before I Was
This seems like an interesting remix competition
Posted 16 years agoMeme.
Posted 16 years agoreply to this journal and i'll
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.
Bitch.
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.
Bitch.
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Posted 16 years agoHoly shit, I'm so close! only 9,500 to go, if you get it, I'll do arts. Unrelated though.
Something to check out.
Posted 16 years agohttp://www.acroplane.co.uk/node/208 :o Awesomes.
Dear Bezzle
Posted 16 years ago(Meme stolen from Gazzie)
Dear Bezel,
I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the convent. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass in your closet and I saw you sit on my boyfriend (!?). I'm sure you're open enough to understand that santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you but I'll keep your car as a memory. You should also know that I will always remember the pep talks and I am scratching my butt as you read this.
Love always
Thane.
(If you wanna copy it's below)
Dear (someone you spoke to recently),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12)
(your name!)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - Pull the clothes off
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - Sterile
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scared
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- High
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your tongue ring
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your car
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/ . . Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber- . . fetishism. . is weird
Whiskey - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore....
Dear Bezel,
I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the convent. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass in your closet and I saw you sit on my boyfriend (!?). I'm sure you're open enough to understand that santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you but I'll keep your car as a memory. You should also know that I will always remember the pep talks and I am scratching my butt as you read this.
Love always
Thane.
(If you wanna copy it's below)
Dear (someone you spoke to recently),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12)
(your name!)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - Pull the clothes off
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - Sterile
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scared
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- High
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your tongue ring
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your car
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/ . . Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber- . . fetishism. . is weird
Whiskey - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore....
Blargh
Posted 16 years agoHurrrargheflarghlebleugh. Who are you and why are you reading this?
Another meme. :/
Posted 16 years agoRules:
1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS
1. I am currently still in bed naked. (hooray for laptop)
2. I find lyrics a useless commodity in music, although voices can still be used well.
3. I have brown hair.
4. I am running out of ideas of things to say here...
5. If I was attacked by a random passer on the street, I would probably apologize to them for myself being there.
6. I'm not going to tag anyone.
7. I doubt I will get anywhere with music, my attention span and impatience make sure of it.
8. I like black and white art more than colored art mostly.
1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS
1. I am currently still in bed naked. (hooray for laptop)
2. I find lyrics a useless commodity in music, although voices can still be used well.
3. I have brown hair.
4. I am running out of ideas of things to say here...
5. If I was attacked by a random passer on the street, I would probably apologize to them for myself being there.
6. I'm not going to tag anyone.
7. I doubt I will get anywhere with music, my attention span and impatience make sure of it.
8. I like black and white art more than colored art mostly.
