'Bout time i did another one of these I guess. Completely on a whim I did an FA search for "Peruvian Inca Orchid" and I realized I've pretty much got the market cornered on that particular breed. 12 of the 20 submissions that pop up are mine... Weird.

So I got this in my email yesterday and was laughing for almost 10 minutes:

Xbox LIVE

Notification of Temporary Suspension: Inappropriate content in your profile


[ DO NOT REPLY to this email address. It is not monitored. ]

This email is to notify you that your Xbox LIVE account privileges have been temporarily suspended due to inappropriate content in the profile for your gamertag. The inappropriate content was discovered in the Motto, Bio, Location, Name and/or Personal Picture.

The following content for the gamertag associated with this Windows Live ID was brought to our attention and was determined to have violated the Code of Conduct and/or Terms of Use:

Bio Fuck XBOX get Playstation

Your profile was brought to the attention of the LIVE Enforcement Team through complaints filed by other Xbox LIVE users or in the course of our operation of the service. The LIVE Enforcement Team has reviewed the complaints and other evidence regarding this content and determined it violates the Xbox LIVE Terms of Use and/or Code of Conduct. Because this content is in violation, the LIVE Enforcement Team has deleted the content and issued a temporary suspension.

You have been sent a message in the Xbox LIVE Dashboard notifying you when your suspension will end. During this suspension, you will not be able to log into Xbox LIVE. Your Xbox LIVE privileges will be automatically reinstated at the end of your suspension period.

Customer Support is not able to modify or provide any further details about your suspension. Additionally, the duration of your suspension is subject to change without prior notice by the LIVE Enforcement Team if we discover additional evidence of violations.

Microsoft expects that all customers abide by the Code of Conduct. The Code of Conduct provides guidelines for appropriate behavior while using the service. Your failure to abide by the Code of Conduct in the future may result in, among other things, longer suspension periods or cancellation of your account.

You can view the Xbox LIVE Code of Conduct from the Xbox LIVE Dashboard under Xbox LIVE Policies in Account Management, or by visiting http://www.xbox.com/legal/codeofconduct.htm.You can view the Xbox LIVE Terms of Use by visiting http://www.xbox.com/legal/livetou.htm.

Note: if you are not a user of Xbox LIVE, this suspension may have been enacted due to your activity in the Zune Social. You can view the Zune Social Code of Conduct by visiting http://www.zune.net/legal/codeofconduct.htm. You can view the Zune Social Terms of Service by visiting http://www.zune.net/legal/termsofservice.htm.

Thank you,

LIVE Enforcement Team



It's funny because not only has that been the bio on my xbox live profile for over five years, I cancelled my xbox live account THREE YEARS AGO.

Way to stay on top of things microsoft...

Well, according to Fox News anyway...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/.....ef=mostpopular


Happy Thoughts,

TA

 necromuncher tagged me to do this, so I'm doing it.

The rules apparently are:
1. You must post these rules.
2. Each person must post 11 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged him/her.
6. No tag backs.
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you are reading this." You have to tag 11 people.

These are the questions I got:

1. what was the reason for you to start drawing and how old have you been as you took your first serious steps in art?
I started doing my renders when I was 20 because I had all these images in my head and I had to get them out.

2. are you happy with your style? what style do you like best?
I'm not 100% happy with it, but that's good cause I'll keep making myself get better. As far as style goes I'm a big fan of realism

3. whats your favorite furry species?
Canines, specifically wolves and foxes

4. what furry species do you really hate?
Whales and dolphins, they just look so fucking weird man...

5. what music do you like? is there any particular song you would like to share with us?
Any kind of music you could fight an epic battle to. Share you say? I'd love to...



6. whats your favourite quote? is there a sentence / battlecry / quote from you that you still like? (like from a roleplay or p&p game)
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity" - George Carlin
"Such aggressive tactics are not warranted against ONE FUCKING DUDE!" - me

7. imagine some kind of alien species would send you back in time and give you ultimate technology, how many years would you go back and what would you do or change in this world?
I'd go back to 1945 and castrate George Bush Sr. with a broken whiskey bottle...

8. if you could be a overworldly or magical creature or even a special creature or person from any mythology... who would you like to be?
Dunno. never really thought about it, but hey on an unrelated note did you know that in the original version of Pinocchio, he actually KILLS Jiminy Cricket!

9. what season is your favourite ?
Winter, cause its the only season my allergies don't fuck with me, also FOOTBALL!

10. do you think humanity will survive long enough to leave this planet or will mankind be destroyed by itself or a catastrophe?
As much as I'd like to believe that we'll end up with an awesome Star Trek-esque future I just don't see it happening...

11. if there was the chance to go anywhere you like when you die, what place would your soul visit after ending your first life?
Jennifer Aniston's underwear drawer.


Alright I guess I gotta come up with some questions now...

1. What is one movie or TV show you feel is highly overrated?

2. Which do you prefer; paws, or more human style feet?

3. Leather or Lace?

4. Who would win in a fight between Ellen Ripley & Callie Briggs?

5. Which of the many, many fetishes that permeate the furry community do you find to be the absolute weirdest?

6. What's the best birthday present you ever got?

7. What do YOU think MY favorite color is?

8. What are your three favorite sounds?

9. Would you put the lotion on your skin or would you take the hose again?

10. For the women..
Have you ever used the phrase "lady boner" in a conversation?

11. For the men...
Which do you prefer; a 426 Hemi, or a Chevy Small Block?


For these I tag:

 coyotek  foxene  kiyotewolf  daymond42  xrayzebra4  dessedac  vinchenzothejackal  tadao  rachidna  wintersnowolf  jon2004

As some of you may or may not know the demo for the new Driver game came out today. Now I've been playing Driver games since the first one came out for PlayStation. The first two were fucking amazing, but after that its been crap after crap after crap. I was really hoping this one would redeem the series but sadly I do not think it will be so. First off the graphics are really sub-par. The car models deform nicely but they all look rather plastic-ish if you ask me. The driving itself is fairly decent but is waaaaay more arcade-y than the others in the series. However, the biggest qualm I have with the game is this whole shift nonsense. Basically the story is Tanner (the main protagonist throughout all of the driver games, in case you didn't know) Survived a near death experience and can now posses people at will but for some reason only if they're driving a car. Now as retarded as that sounds it get even worse when you find out that THIS IS THE ONLY WAY FOR YOU TO CHANGE CARS IN THE GAME! That's right no on foot action, no guns, nothing. Now I understand the a game called "Driver" would be focused mostly on driving, but this whole shift thing is a fucking stupid premise and to me shows inexcusable laziness on the part of the developers. They've had 5 YEARS to work on this game and this is the best they could come up with? Jesus titty-fucking Christ man!


Sorry for the rant, I've just come to expect a lot more from my video games than shoddy graphics and stupid gimmicks - especially when its a series I was so fond of as a kid


Happy Thoughts,

TA

OK so I got a few interested parties so I've decided to give this whole commission thing a shot. I'll be opening five slots to start with on a first come-first serve basis.

"So what do I get and how much will it be?"

It'll be $30 USD for a single character render that includes a background. I'll do multi-character renders but, It'll be $10 extra for each character.

Some Examples:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5364035

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5399208

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5509583/

"Alright, well what kind of subject matter are you comfortable with?"

I will NOT do: cub, scat, water-sports, hyper-anything, vore, inflation, diaper stuff, that's all I can think of now but if anything comes up I'll add it to the list.

"OK so how will I receive my commission?"

When I have completed the render, and have received payment I will send a high-quality PNG format image in a zip folder to your e-mail.

"Cool so how do I pay you?"

The only method of payment I can accept is paypal. I will provide you will my paypal info one we have come to an agreement.

So that's about it I guess. Respond to this journal if you want one, and I'll contact you via PM to discuss the details. remember, I'm only offing five slots for now, and they're first come first serve.


Happy Thoughts,

TA

I've been thinking about taking on some commissions, but I wanted to gauge interest in it from you guys before I official begin offering them. So, would any of you be interested? Lemme know what you think...

SONY ANNOUNCES THE SUCCESSOR TO THE PSP!

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you - The NGP



Now, If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go find some clean underwear...

The Silent Hill music just makes this utterly perfect.



Go Eagles!

I built my own computer! No joke, she's a sweet little thing to... and no more crappy windows vista horray!

Saw this, couldn't stop laughing

I've seen a few people do this so I thought I'd take a whack at it

1. Terminator 2
2. Air Force One
3. Event Horizon
4. Tropic Thunder
5. Aliens
6. Pineapple Express
7. Demolition Man
8. District 9
9. Fritz the Cat
10. Full Metal Jacket
11. Saving Private Ryan
12. The Thin Red Line
13. 30 Days of Night
14. 12 Monkeys
15. Half Baked
16. The Big Lebowski
17. Independence Day
18. Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom
19. John Carpenter's The Thing
20. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
21. Office Space
22. Religulous
23. Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
24. South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
25. Super Troopers
26. There's Something About Mary
27. Total Recall
28. Dawn of the Dead
29. Die Hard
30. Grandma's Boy

Got a link to this video from today's Huffington Post, and felt compelled to share...



So watch out America! We, the godless heathens, are coming for you christmas trees!

Oh skycake, why are you so delicious?

My last journal was kinda depressing so I thought I'd make a new one. I'm what you might call a movie buff, and I've noticed a disturbing trend as of late. Most new movies suck ass so I figured I'd go ahead and list the Directors who I feel are responsible (In part at least) for the suck-fest that is modern cinema...

#5 Roland Emmerich

Similar to Michael Bay in the respect that he concentrates waaaay too much on special effects. Some of his atrocities include:

The Day After Tomorrow

10,000 B.C.

and most recently 2012

#4 Catherine Hardwicke

She directed Twilight 'nuff said.

#3 Uwe Boll

Uwe Boll is the guy responsible for turning mediocre video games into god awful movies:

House of the Dead

Alone in the Dark

BloodRayne

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

#2 McG (Pronounced Mick Gee)

McG is the guy who put us through the Charlie's Angels remakes, and if that wasn't bad enough he also directed Terminator Salvation. I wanna meet the guy who though it's be a good idea to let the guy who did Charlie's Angel's to direct the new Terminator movie - Jesus tap dancing Christ.

Charlie's Angels

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

Terminator Salvation

#1 Michael Bay

The ultimate hack. No one in the film industry has ever had such a talent for substituting good characters and story elements for cheesy special effects. Fuck Michael Bay, fuck him in the ass!

Pearl Harbor

The Island

Transformers

Transformers 2

(I don't count The Rock, Armageddon, or Bad Boys because we the movie going public were fortunate that Jerry Bruckheimer was holding Bay's leash during the making of those films)

The Bad News:
Had to head down to Baltimore this weekend for my Great-Grandmother's funeral. She died this Tuesday at the age of 100.


The Good News:
I got in to Furoticon! That's right one of my renders will be appearing in their new Triskelion set, so I'm pretty excited about that!


Happy Thoughts,

TA

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=819_1261518489

...Hey, its better than beer bottles right? GO EAGLES!


Merry Christmas!

TA

I know I haven't done a journal in quite awhile. I don't like to waste words I dunno, I'm weird like that, but I thought this was worth mentioning:

ONE OF MY FRIENDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL JUST BECAME THE SOUS CHEF AT LE BECK-FIN!

Ok for those of you that don't know, Le Beck-fin is the ONLY five star restaurant on the east coast, and was established by George Perrier so this is a BIG fucking deal! Seriously one of my friends is second in command to George fucking Perrier. It blew my fucking mind when I heard about this and I felt compelled to share.


Happy Thoughts,

TA

Two red-tailed hawks have chosen to build a nest on a window ledge at The Franklin Institute in Philadelphia. Go check it out.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/frank.....tute-hawk-nest

So I did this:

Taken From  canix2007

1. What's your real name?
Justin

2. Gender?
I'm a dude

3. Orientation?
I'm straight

4. Race?
White Devil

5. What's your favorite genre of music.
This is a tough one, I used to just say metal but that lumps me in with thoses speed/thrash metal nutters so we're gonna go with symphonic metal.

6. What's your favorite band/musical artist?
Rammstein - They are now, and will forever be the gods of metal.

7. What's your worst peeve?
To quote the late great George Carlin "I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fuckin' hatreds" And my worst one is stupid people.

8. Are you doing well in school?
Ok I guess...Oh yeah I forgot to mention, I go to film school now!

9. Do you have a religion?
I consider myself a secular progressive, and to me that means I believe in equal rights for everyone and that god & religion have no place in modern society.

10. What turns you on?
Talk to me, and you just might find out (Keep in mind my answer to question #3)

11. Do you consider yourself a whore?
No sir.

12. Do you have a favorite movie?
Being the movie buff that I am its always been hard to pinpoint one favorite, but for now I'm going with Religulous.

13. Funniest thing you've ever said?
Ok this is a good one. Ready? Few years ago a couple of my friends and I were watching a movie, forget which one it was, anyway one of my friends wouldn't stop talking during it (alcohol and pot were involved), then another one of my friends asked me to rewind a part so I go "Hold on I'm looking for the button that turns off Steve's commentary" Ha ha classic me!

14. What do you eat?
Pussy! Well, I always was a cunning linguist.

15. Are you flexible?
Used to be, took gymnastics as a kid, not so much anymore though.

16. What's your favorite video game?
Armored Core - Build your own giant robot and blow up other people's giant robots, it doesn't get much better then that.

17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Not at the moment.

18. What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
Hmm...

19. Are you a (gulp) myspace whore?
Myspace is for tweens and pedophiles, and I am neither.

FURRY QUESTIONS

1. What's your furry name?
The Anthropomorphologist, TA for short. There's also Estelle, shi's my dark side.

2. Species?
TA: Fox Estelle: Feline

3. If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?
TA: Smoker Estelle: Insane

4. Does your fur have a side-story?
TA: Nope Estelle: Yes; and you're all the better for not knowing it, trust me.

5. Is your fur a whore?
TA: No Estelle: Holy jumpin' fuckin' Jesus

6. Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?
TA does, sort of, he has a bionic eye which is a reference to the fact that I wear glasses in real life.

7. What's your fur's favorite outfit?
TA: Suit and tie. Estelle: Nothing

8. Describe your furs overall personality in a few words.
TA: Cool, clam, collected. Estelle: Fuckin' crazy bitch.

9. How often do you RP using your fur?
Never had the opportunity. Wouldn't know what to do anyway.

10. Does your fur have any weapons?
TA has this cool little revolver I designed a while ago called the Pennance of Man. Its in my scraps section.

-How does your fur wear his/her hair?
TA has no hair, aside from his fur of course. Estelle's hair is a nasty, greasy, tangled, mess, that is all different lengths

Grabbed this from  fluffball

Top 5 Favorite Movies~

1) Religulous
2) Mystery Science Theater 3000 - The Movie
3) Secret of N.I.M.H.
4) Pineapple Express
5) Blade Runner

~Top 5 Favorite Albums~

1) Mutter - Rammstein
2) Fallen - Evanescence
3) Hybrid Theory - Linkin Park
4) The Sickness - Disturbed
5) Rosenrot - Rammstein

~Top 5 Favorite TV Shows~

1) Mystery Science Theater 3000
2) Real Time With Bill Maher
3) South Park
4) The Daily Show
5) The Colbert Report

~Top 5 Favorite Video Games~

1) Armored Core
2) Warhawk (PS3)
3) Final Fantasy IX
4) Metal Gear Solid 1,2,3, and 4
5) Golden Eye (N64)

~Top 5 Favorite Artists~

1) Dr. Comet
2) Furball
3) Bernal
4) Solar1x
5) Jay Naylor

~Top 5 Fears~

1) I'll never get my show made.
2) I'll be forced to work in an office for the rest of my life.
3) Religious fundamentalists will accquire WMDs and kill us all.
4) Republicans will regain control of the government and get us all killed.
5) Loosing all the data on my computer.

~Top 5 Turn Ons~

1) Intelligence
2) Sense of Humor
3) Open Mindedness
4) Affection
5) Loyalty

~Top 5 Turn Offs~

1) Stupidity
2) Willfull Ignorance
3) Materialism
4) Narcissism
5) Religiousness

~Top 5 favorite books~

1) When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? - George Carlin
2) Napalm & Silly Putty - George Carlin
3) Brain Droppings - George Carlin
4) Creatura - Paul Lucas
5) Ender's Game - Orson Scott card

This has got to be one of the funniest god damn things I have ever seen. If you're in need of a good laugh, and who isn't these days, I suggest you go and check out this website: http://objectiveministries.org/zoun.....ming.html#mgs4 Guaranteed to put a smile on your face and some piss in your pants!


Happy Thoughts,

TA

So I've wanted to do one of these for awhile now and I finally found one I like so here goes.



[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?

Indeed I do Sir.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?

Fuck No.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?

Only in cases of rape and incest. I just think adoption is a far better option, I mean I was adopted and I turned out alright.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

No.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?

No, I think life in prison would be far worse than a nice quick death.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

Fuck Yeah.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?

What people do in the privacy of their own homes is their business.

[08] Do you believe in God?

As far as I'm concerned "god" is a fanciful concept developed by primitive humans to explain things they couldn't comprehend.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

Why not?

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

I don't think its wrong, I just don't understand why they don't try to improve things in their home country.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

No, she should give it up for adoption.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

Absolutely. At 18 you can join the military, go to war, and kill people, but you can't have a fucking beer?

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?

Yes.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

Don't care. If I wanted to die that badly I'd just do it myself.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?

No.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

Hell yeah.

[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?

Bit late for this question isn't it? But I voted for Obama so...

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

Eh.


Happy Thoughts,

TA

Anthro Delta X is now recruiting members in Resistance 2. If ya wanna join send me a message here or on the PlayStation.


Happy Thoughts,

TA

BARACK OBAMA WON THE ELECTION!

PHILLIES WON THE WORLD SERIES!