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YIM: milenko_foulcraze[at]yahoo.com
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I found this text VERY intresting, a friend sent it to me, and you really ought to not do any of it. But its useful to know info. Its not 100% fool proof, just dont get caught. There, i said it. Read the points in bold, before reading the text under it. There's a lot. Some way more believable than other things.

And when it says "I" or "my freinds" etc, it obviously aint me hehe.

AND YOUR SKEPTICISM, WILL BE DEALT WITH LOLCAT PICTURES

1 Screwing the Supermarket
Here's how to eat very well for very little money: Go to the butcher section of the local
supermarket and order two pounds of jumbo shrimp at $14.99 per pound and two pounds of
beef by-products (for the dog, of course) at 79¢ per pound. Both of the packages are wrapped
in white butcher paper with price stickers on them. Switch the labels and ditch the beef byproducts
behind some frozen TV dinners. When you pay for your shrimp, you are charged for
the beef by-products on the price sticker. This is a great method for buying choice cuts of meat
and other expensive butcher items. Note: Watch out for cameras in the ceiling of the
supermarket, as well as employees moving around through the store. If you are caught peeling
the labels off, just say you were checking the freshness of the meat and you accidentally put
the labels back on the wrong package. You can also try the following: A girl-friend baked a
birthday cake for a surprise party thrown for me and it turned out perfectly. It was honestly
delicious and everyone loved it, but for some reason the baker was totally dissatisfied with the
way the cake turned out. Perhaps it was in my honor that she did what she did. Whatever the
reason, I was impressed with her actions. She took the empty packages--boxes, icing, etc.--
back to the store with her receipt. The key thing that she brought back to the store, however,
was the carton of milk used to make the cake. Although the milk was fresh, she poured a little
lime juice into it, which gave it a rotten odor and curdled it. She took all of the cake ingredients
to a store manager, had him smell the milk and demanded a refund. She told him that
everyone who had eaten the cake suffered food poisoning and that the party had been ruined.
The manager was apologetic and he not only refunded all the cake mix ingredients, but he
gave her a $150 gift certificate for purchasing other groceries. This scam can be worked with
many different kinds of food in the market.

2 Free Meals in Expensive Restaurants
When traveling, I go to the most expensive restaurants available. I always run up large tabs
with good wine, appetizers, entrees, and then dessert. Dessert is the surprise because I bring a
small bag of shards of broken glass to the table. I put a shard of glass in the dessert and then
call the waiter over about it. I tell him that I cut my mouth on the glass and to check the
kitchen to be sure that no other food has broken glass in it because some customers would sue
over something like this. Usually the manager or owner is at my table within thirty seconds
kissing my butt and refusing to let me pay for the meal. I accept. Sometimes however, I run
into people who suspect me of planting the glass, and they are much more difficult to deal
with. One time, the manager wouldn't buy my story. I had the dessert removed from the tab
but had to pay $120 for the rest of the meal. Since then, I have added a climax to the routine.
Most costume shops sell capsules of fake blood. The capsules are filled with syrupy sugar-water
that looks like blood. During dessert, I crush a couple of them in my teeth, and let a little bit
dribble down my cheek. Then I spit some of the fake blood on my napkin and make sure it is
all over my teeth when I call the waiter over to show him the shard of glass. This works every
time but I now have to make sure that no one calls an ambulance. I always leave a good tip for
the waiter or waitress. If you still want to eat for free or at a discount and not have to make a
scene, never underestimate the power of complaining. In the restaurant business the customer
is always right, and this can be exploited. Pick any corporate chain of restaurants. Call the
corporate office to complain about bad service, food, environment, etc. Tell the customer
service department that you were treated rudely or ignored or that you received an
unsatisfactory meal, and you can be sure that they will offer you another meal, gratis, to keep
you as a satisfied customer. Fast-food restaurants will usually give you restaurant coupons,
and more upscale restaurants, more likely a gift certificate for lunch or dinner for two. just tell
them that you have been a loyal customer, and request the complimentary meal if they do not
offer it. The following are some workable complaints: Bad service; rude waiter; dirty, hungover-
looking waiter; flat drinks; cold food; stale bread; dirty dishes; dirty environment
(restaurant and restrooms); something foreign in the food; etc. Be creative! There is one more
way to get a free meal. I have been to restaurants that have picked up my check because I sat
in chewing gum in a booth or chair. I wear pants that I do not care about or jeans from which
gum can be removed, and I plant some chewed gum on my seat. Then I complain that the
pants were very expensive and that they have been ruined. The manager will usually waive the
tab for this, too. All You Can Eat... for a Week There's another restaurant trick which is
applicable to the all-you-can-eat buffet setup. I learned the following from older and wiser
friends in college: bring Tupperware in a bag when you go out to a meal at an all-you-can-eat
establishment. Fill the containers with food from your plate and tray. A woman can also line a
tote-bag or purse with aluminum foil and just empty her plate into the bag. It is best to choose
an out of the way table so other diners aren't staring at you. I also recommend bringing bags
or anything else that does not look conspicuous on the table but will conceal your packaging
procedures. You can make enough trips to have food for days. This is also a very practical way
to save time on cooking since you can microwave the leftovers. Note: Try to pick foods that will
last in your refrigerator. Many types of food are only good when they have been freshly
prepared.

3 Free Food and Booze in Hotels
Many large hotels contain restaurants and bars. When I travel, I also eat and drink in hotels
because I can put the bill on someone else's tab. I wait until I see someone leaving his hotel
room and note the room number. After I make sure he is not checking out, I can tell
waitresses to charge food and drinks to "my room" (which is actually the room of the other
person). In most cases you will have to sign for whatever you order. When you sign for it, look
on the tab and you will usually find the name of the person footing the bill next to the room
number. I recommend signing the name in a scrawl. If the name of the person to whose room
you are charging your bill is not on the tab when you have to sign it, just write in completely
illegible pigeon-scratch, and they won't know the difference. (See a doctor's signature on a
prescription for a good example of a completely illegible signature.) If you do get the name of
the person from the tab, make a note of it. Then, if you really have chutzpah, you can request
the hotel limo driver to take you to nightclubs, theaters, and so on. It is best to call the front
desk and request the limo so you do not have to see the clerks in person, who might recognize
you. The request should be as follows: "Hello, this is John Doe in Room 314. I'm having a drink
in the lounge, and I was wondering if I could get the hotel limo to drop me off at [blank]?"
Sometimes you will find that the limo has already been reserved, but they will usually squeeze
you in for a quick trip if you turn on the charm. If all goes well, they tell you the limo will be
waiting in front of the hotel for you at the time you requested. Don't worry about any charges
to the room of the person you are impersonating, because he will not have to pay the bill if he
refutes the charges. By that time you had better be long gone. Free Stay at Hotels (Without
the Room) Another great aspect of large hotels is that you can stay at them without taking a
room. When I was in college, my friends and I traveled all over the country in a convertible
during the summer. We would sleep under the stars every night and freshen up in comfortable
hotels in the mornings. The staff at large hotels never know who is a guest and who is not, so
when we walked into a hotel and acted like actual guests, we were treated like them. Usually
the upscale hotels have a swimming pool, hot tub, tennis court, and men's and women's
bathrooms by the pool so that people can shower and dry off before going back inside. We
would use these bathrooms to get cleaned up after a morning swim or tennis game. In some
resort areas, like Palm Springs, we would spend an entire day lounging around the pool where
live bands played reggae music. We were playing volleyball, meeting new people, and charging
everything to other people's rooms. We traveled through North America in grand style and
hardly paid for anything. The key to pulling it off was acting like we were staying in the hotel.
If we hopped a fence to get into the pool security would nail us. On the other hand, when we
walked through the lobby with bags we looked like guests. This is a good example of how to
get away with something by being completely obvious about it. Free Towels, Toiletries, and Tea
Often the bathrooms in five-star hotels will have all the necessary toiletries laid out for your
use. This is always a great way to stock up on towels for your own living quarters. I have a
collection of white towels that furnish every bathroom in my house. All the extras are great for
dishrags and washing and waxing cars. Mornings in hotels are also good for complimentary
continental breakfasts, which are commonly laid out buffet-style for the guests. If I bring
reuseable containers, I can usually steal enough food for lunch, too. Hotels are also a great
place to pick up a nice set of silverware instead of buying it. A buffet setup often leaves all of
the spoons, knives, and forks out for the guests to take for themselves. Dishes are a little
harder to steal, and hotel dishes usually look like hotel dishes, but if you want them ... well,
there's no accounting for taste.

4 Borrowing Brand-New Cars
One morning I woke up knowing I had to drive down the coast to have lunch with a friend and
pick up some paperwork. It was such a beautiful day that I absolutely had to drive a
convertible. I refuse to pay money to rent a cheesy convertible, so I set my mind to borrowing
a fancy one. I went to the Ford dealership and told a salesman that a relative had just left me
some money and I wanted to treat myself to a convertible. I test drove a fully-loaded Mustang
GT convertible and I told the dealer everything he wanted to hear such as "I love it, I want it,
It's a great price." (It was overpriced by five thousand dollars.) I could almost see the
commission dollar signs spinning in his eye sockets. He asked me what be could do to make
me drive home in the Mustang that day. My response was that I wanted to drive it around for
the day and get a better feel for the car. Five minutes later, they had filled the tank and sent
my on my merry way. When I returned it, I told the dealer that I had promised to look at my
mother's friend's Mustang, which she had just bought and did not like. I said she was offering
it to me for a great price, but that I hated the color, so I would be back in the morning to buy
the one I borrowed. I never called him back. Two days later I had to drive down the coast
again and had the same dilemma: beautiful day and no convertible. This time I went to the
BMW dealership and gave the dealer the same line. He was a tougher egg to crack because he
wanted proof that I had the money in the form of bank statements. This was a big hurdle. I
had to have that convertible BMW, though, so I went to my bank. I deposited a $75 check into
my account and entered $75,000 at the cash machine where I made my deposit. It gave me a
transaction receipt that said my balance was over $75,000. I then took out some money and
used the receipt to show the dealer. I also went inside the bank and told the teller I was in a
rush and I had made a mistake in my deposit. She was very nice and fixed it for me
immediately. I still had the receipt. I showed it to the dealer, and I was out the door with a
convertible BMW for the day.

5 New Paint Job and New Windshield for Free
My car's windshield had a crack in it, and I got a ticket before I had a chance to have it fixed. I
did not want to pay for the new windshield or the ticket. While I was driving one day, I made a
note of some government workers repairing the road near my home. They were patching and
repaving parts of the highway, and there were pebbles and gravel all over the road. I went to a
car dealership and got an estimate for a new windshield (and for a new paint job for the front
of my car while I was at it). The estimate was about $2,400, and I sent a copy of it with a copy
of my cracked-windshield ticket to the state highway department. In my letter to them, I asked
them to pay for the windshield, the paint, and the ticket. I figured that they would refute the
claim or try to pay for only a percentage of the bill. Instead, they sent me a check for the
entire amount I had asked for. I paid my ticket, replaced my windshield, and pocketed the
remaining $2000. Of course, the tiny nicks on the front of my car were preexisting and hardly
noticeable, so I just spent the paint job money that the state highway department gave me on
a vacation. A similar way to get a windshield replaced, and even make money on the side,
works as follows: I keep an eye out when I am driving (especially on highways) for trucks
carrying gravel. I write down the name, city, and phone number of the trucking company and
send it a bill like the one I sent to the state highway department. I sent several trucking
companies the same bill and got money from all of them. I also sent the bill to a few city
government offices saying that gardeners mowing the lawns in the center dividers of major
streets accidentally shot a rock through the lawn mower and cracked my windshield. They also
sent me money. The most important part of all these claims is that you must provide the date,
time, and place of the incident, because most companies and government agencies will check
to see if their workers were where you say they were at the time your claim notes.

6 Speeding Tickets and Related Offenses
I was pulled over for speeding and the officer was a real tough egg. Admittedly, I was going
over eighty miles per hour, but I feel that I can drive safely at such speeds. The officer did not,
and he gave me a fat ticket. If this ticket went on my record, I would have had my license
suspended because of some other ridiculous tickets that I bad received previously. I went to
court and pleaded "not guilty," and was given a court date to plead my case against the officer.
In traffic court, if the officer does not show up for the case hearing, the ticket and charges are
dropped. The officers are paid to go to court so they generally go, but sometimes people get
lucky and they do not show up. I had to make sure that the officer did not show up so I drafted
the following letter: Dear Officer [blank] My name is Gary Wolfe and I have been named the
executor of the will of John McFarlin who passed away on February 11, 1993. He left you five
thousand dollars for saving his life in California. I cannot be sure it was you. However, Mr.
McFarlin did have a very close friend in Montclair, California, whom he visited regularly. I will
be in the Los Angeles area on February 26th through the 28th taking care of other business
regarding Mr. McFarlin's estate. Please join me for breakfast at 9:00 A.M. at the Sidewalk Cafe
restaurant in the Westin Bonnaventure Hotel in downtown Los Angeles. I will have your check
and a picture of Mr. Randall so you can identify him and hopefully tell me something which
might validate your claim. Due to the fact that the will was handwritten, it does not hold much
legal weight. In short, all unclaimed assets will be turned over to the state so it would be in
your best interest to show up. I look forward to meeting you. Sincerely, Gary Wolfe The
meeting date in this letter happened to coincide with my court date. I left no return address,
phone number, or even fingerprints on the letter. I addressed it to the California Highway
Patrol, Attn. Officer [blank]. Then I sent the letter in an envelope to my friend in New
Hampshire who dropped it in the mail there so it sported a New Hampshire postmark. When
the court day came around the officer did not show up, and the judge said it was my lucky day.
I don't know how much luck had to do with it but I'm still driving.


7 Protecting Your Driving Record
At one point my driver's license was suspended, so I went to Vancouver, Canada, and got a
Canadian license using a friend's address. I used it to drive during the time my license was
suspended in California, and any speeding tickets I got were sent to the address in Vancouver.
The great advantage of this was the fact that I could get an unlimited number of tickets in
California, and nothing would go on my record in the United States, because the departments
of motor vehicles in the United States and Canada do not communicate with each other. I have
some Canadian friends who get tickets in the United States and don't even pay them.
Unfortunately, getting a driver's license from a state other than your own won't work in this
scenario because the departments of motor vehicles from all the states communicate with each
other to make sure people's driving records are kept in focus wherever they go in the United
States. Canadian licenses are easy to get; this applies to Mexican licenses as well


8 New Tires for Free
I needed new tires for my car, and I was on the way to buy them until a friend told me how to
get them for free. I rented a car that had the same size tires as the ones on my car. Then a
friend helped me swap the tires between the rental car and my car. Instead of paying $400 for
a new set of tires, I ended up paying $35 for a car rental. I also switched the air filters since
they were compatible. When I returned the car minus a few components, the rental company
employees didn't notice. Rental cars are great sources of all sorts of miscellaneous parts that
can be used on other cars. Note: It is best to swap tires with a rental car before your own tires
are actually balding. Bald tires are obvious, and you run the risk of an inspector noticing the
switch. On the other hand, if your tires are well worn but not balding, it will look like normal
wear and tear on the rental vehicle.



9 Avoiding Mileage Charges on Rental Cars and Vans
Another idea for use with rental cars is to turn off the odometer, which keeps the mileage
charges down. This can be done very simply by pulling the fuse for the dashboard. The
speedometer and the lighting in the dash won't work, but the radio will not be affected, so you
can travel with music and the headlights will still function. The owner's manual for the car will
show you where the fuse box is located. In most manuals there is a diagram that will point out
which fuse controls the dashboard. They are easy to remove and replace. This method can also
be used to keep the recorded mileage down on your own car. For purposes of convenience, I
recommend installing a switch on the dashboard fuse that can be turned on and off from the
driver's seat. This enables the driver to turn it off so that miles do not continue to register.
Note: It is important to keep a mental note of your actual mileage so that you do not miss oil
changes and other important maintenance services.
10 Flying First Class for Coach Fare
When traveling, I buy coach-class plane tickets but fly first class. This is easy to do, because
when the flight attendants announce the boarding of the plane, I wait until the final boarding
call. At this time, almost all of the people on the flight are in their seats. When I board the
plane, I sit in any open seat that I see in first class. Because I am one of the last people to
board, it is very unlikely that I am in someone else's seat since everyone else is already
seated. Because I am in first class, the flight attendants do not want to run the risk of
offending me by asking me if I have a first-class ticket, so I usually do not have any problems
once the seat belt is fastened. If they do catch me, I tell them that I booked a first-class seat
but the ticket counter made a mistake and gave me coach. Then I offer to pay extra for the
seat. In most cases this is fine with the flight attendants. Later, when the airline calls to ask
me to pay the difference, I tell the airline that I refuse to pay for first class when I was treated
so rudely. I describe how I was asked to leave the first-class section which I requested when
buying the ticket. It is especially easy to find a seat in first class on large planes, such as 747s.
The hassles usually come on smaller planes where the flight attendants know exactly who
should be in each seat. In all cases I recommend being polite and cordial to the flight
attendants, even if you are being stubborn. Otherwise they will probably spit in your food.


11 New Clothes at the Airlines' Expense
Sometimes when flying, I check a carry-on sized bag in at the baggage desk with my other
bags so that I have a claim tag on each bag. The clerk at the desk will then staple one claimtag
number stub to my ticket for each bag that I check in. When I go to claim my baggage at
my destination I pick up all my luggage, but I rip the tag off of the carry- on. Of course, I have
to be inconspicuous about removing the tag, but this is not difficult in the usual airport crowds.
I then go to the airline desk at the airport and claim that one of my bags did not arrive. I show
them my matching claim-tag number stubs for all my baggage that I did get, and I show them
my claim-tag number stub for the missing bag. if they ask about my carry-on bag, I tell them
that I brought it onboard with me and did not check it. When they search their records, they
find that I am indeed missing one bag and that it was indeed checked in. I describe an
expensive garment bag loaded with clothes, cameras, etc. Then I tell the people at the airline
desk that I am traveling on business and that the missing bag had all of my business suits in it,
and I need one for a meeting that day. Airline policy is usually to replace any lost articles. They
explain this to me, and I go shopping and spend a lot of money on new clothes. Then I send
the airline the bill. The always reimburse me for my clothes, and sometimes I am credited with
free plane tickets as compensation for my trouble.

12 Free Airline Tickets and Their Cash Value
I obtained my first Porsche with the following swindle: I buy plane tickets on the busiest flights
leaving my city. These flights are usually overbooked by the airlines. (I found out through a
flight attendant friend which flights were consistently overbooked. Travel agents have this
information too.) I buy the tickets for full price through the airline ticket counter, using a credit
card so that they are fully refundable. When airlines have overbooked flights, they ask the
passengers if anyone will be willing to take a later flight. I always offer to be bumped. Many
airlines have a policy of offering a free round-trip plane ticket to any destination in the
continental United States to anyone who gets bumped. I get this free ticket as compensation,
and then I return my ticket at the ticket counter saying that I want to take the flight a few
days later. They credit my card with the price of the ticket, and I leave with a free ride to
anywhere in the continental United States. if the flight that I expected to get bumped from is
not overbooked I do the same thing; I return the ticket at the ticket counter saying that I
changed my mind and I do not want to fly that day (I do not get stuck paying for a ticket).
Then I buy a ticket for another flight that is likely to be overbooked and try again. The great
thing about getting a free plane ticket is that it can actually be sold to a travel agency or a
private party. These free round-trip tickets go for anywhere from four hundred dollars to six
hundred dollars. I sold a batch of such tickets to a travel agency and bought a car with the
money. I also used some for travel around the country.


13 Making Money Returning Purchases
This swindle can be applied in various ways, but I will offer a specific example: You buy five
small-size Ralph Lauren Polo shirts at one store where they sell for $32 each. At another more
upscale department store, you return them, saying that they were a gift from a relative who
did not know your size. You say you do not want them, and the department store will send you
a check reimbursing you for the shirts at the retail price--$55 per shirt. In short, you make a
$23 profit on each shirt by buying them where they are cheap and returning them where they
are expensive. Note: Do not go into the store looking like a bum when you do this. If you look
respectable, you are less likely to be suspected of fraud. Again, be courteous when you are
dealing with the sales representatives, and you will get less of a hassle.

14 Getting Paid to Shop
After Christmas, when stores are busy with returns, you can go shopping and take the tags off
of clothes (inconspicuously) and return them for cash. This can actually be done any time of
year, but you are less likely to be noticed in the after-Christmas crowds. You simply take the
tags off of the items you pick, throw them away, and go to the counter and say they were gifts
and you want to return them. You can also exchange them for other clothes in the store. When
they ask for the receipt, just tell them it was lost in the holiday shuffle. They will probably
hassle you, but be persistent and you will get a refund. Sometimes they will ask you if you
would like them to send you a check or just give you a credit. This is always a great way to
shop without paying for anything.

15 New Apparel Every Week
Because it is important to look good in business, I always wear very nice new clothes. This
would be an expensive habit, but I never pay for them. Instead, I go shopping and buy one
week's worth of expensive clothes on a credit card. I wear them all week, being careful not to
damage them, and then I return them. I tell the people where I return the clothes that they
were a gift for a friend who was leaving the country and that I did not get the clothes to my
friend before he left. I have the entire bill recredited to my card, and then I go shopping in
another store and do the same thing.

16 Free Money From Credit Cards For those people who need money but cannot get a loan,
credit cards are the answer. Usually a person has only a limited number of credit cards. if, for
example, I do not have much credit history, and I already have five well-used credit cards, I
am likely to be turned down when I apply for a sixth card. The credit card companies check my
credit with my Social Security number, which is on my application. When they check this they
see that I already have five credit cards and they reject me. If, however, I have no credit cards
and I apply for twenty or thirty credit cards all at the same time (mail them on the same day),
they will all be approved because they all check my credit at the same time and see that I have
no cards. Then, when I receive my credit cards I can get cash advances on half of them and
not use the other half. When I get my bills, I pay the first half of them off with the other half
and so on and so on. For example, I get twenty credit cards. I take $1,000 in cash advances
from each of the first ten credit cards. When I get billed for these cards I take cash advances of
$1,000 from each of the other ten credit cards to pay the bills for the first ten credit cards.
Every month I pay off one half of the credit cards with the other half. By doing this, I avoid
paying any interest on my credit cards because the first thirty days are interest-free on
charges made on all major credit cards. The only charges I incur are the relatively small
charges for taking cash advances on the cards. In most cases these charges are less than the
interest rates on a bank loan. This is a great way to give yourself some spending money
without having to repay. A person could theoretically run this scheme forever.
17 Reward Money for Lost Pets
A college acquaintance was told by his parents to earn his own spending money but he was
allergic to working. One day he found a wandering dog and took it home with him. A few days
later, he saw reward signs around his neighborhood. He returned the lost dog to the grateful
owner, who rewarded him with $100. He then began picking up animals in upscale
neighborhoods and keeping them at his home until he saw reward signs. Then he would return
the animals and collect the rewards. He did quite well doing this, and when he did not see
reward signs, he would call the numbers on the pets' ID tags (if they had one) and tell the
people that he had just found the pet. Usually he would get a reward for this, too. It was easy
money for him, and it only cost him a minimal amount to feed the pets.

18 Vending Machines
I never pay for food from vending machines because I always get my money back after I get
the food. Here's how: Take a strip of clear heavy-duty packing tape (used at the post office)
and tape a strip that is one and a half dollar-bill lengths long to the short edge of a dollar bill.
Place an equal length of tape to the other side so that the sticky sides of the tape are stuck
together. The tape should overlap the edge of the dollar bill by approximately one-eighth of an
inch so that it barely covers any of the face on the bill. Keep this bill in your wallet or purse
and use it at vending machines any time. Here's how it works: You insert the bill into the bill
receiver and let it slide all the way into the machine where it stops to be read. Hold on tightly
to the tape that is still sticking out of the receiver. Make your selection, and pull the taped bill
out. You will get whatever you selected and change on top of getting your bill back.
Free Money From Vending Machines
Some older-model vending machines have bill receivers that have an adverse reaction to salt
water. By pouring salt water in the bill-receiver slot, a person can make the bill reader shortcircuit
and cause the vending machine to spit out all of its change. It does not have to be
ocean water; any salt and water solution will work. Unfortunately, only older models react this
way. The newer models are immune to this particular trick.

19 Free Laundry
I learned this trick in the dormitories, but it also has other applications. For this example, we
will use a Laundromat. The slots on many pay washing machines and dryers take coins in an
upright position in a series of parallel horizontal slots. I borrow an old pair of panty hose and
place a layer of it over the quarter slots. Then I put the quarters into the slots with the thin
layer of panty hose under them. I fold the top layer of panty hose over the top of the quarters
and push the coin tray into the vending machines. The quarters go into the machine in the
slots, but the thin layer of panty hose prevents them from falling into the coin box inside the
machine. Instead, the quarters return, and the machine is still activated.

20 Bad Checks
Need a new stereo, TV, dining room set, etc.? If you find or get hold of somebody else's
checkbook you can buy almost any used item in the classified section of a newspaper or in
magazines. This is because most people in residences generally do not ask for identification.
You also do not have to worry about being recorded by a hidden camera. You can write bad
checks for just about anything. It is not a good idea to do this in the area where you live,
however, because of the risk of running into someone you've scammed.

21 Free Compact Disks and Tapes
In magazines, you can often find order forms for mail-order record clubs. These clubs attract
members by offering several tapes or CDs for free when you join up. They make their money
by getting members to commit to buying more CDs at inflated prices. I have hundreds of CDs
because I order these free introductory packages under false names. They send me several
CDs up front, and then bill the false name. The bills eventually turn into threats to ruin the
credit of that nonexistent person; the record companies turn over overdue bills to a collection
agency. Of course, I never pay, and just order more CDs under new names. Sometimes they
put a freeze on any CDs coming to my address, but I just rent a P.O. box, and then another,
and another... This works well with magazine subscriptions and anything else you can order
through the mail. I just check the "bill me" box on the order form and use a false name.

22 Discounts on New Merchandise
Whenever I want to buy something new, I apply for a job at a place that retails whatever it is
that I want to buy. As soon as I get the job, I buy whatever it is that I want with my employee
discount, and then quit. Employee discounts commonly pass the items along to the employees
at cost. This means that the retailer sells the item to the employee for the same price that the
company buys it from the manufacturer. With electronics, the discount is usually one third to
one half off the retail price; with new automobiles, the discount is commonly between onequarter
and one-half off the retail price. With furniture, the discounts are often more than fifty
percent off the retail price. If I cannot get a job where I want to an employee discount, or if I
do not want the hassle, I approach an employee and cut a deal. I usually offer them fifty to
one hundred dollars to buy something for me using my money. In this case you have to be
careful, however, because you leave yourself wide open to be ripped off, and you do not have
much recourse. Make sure you trust someone before cutting a deal like this.

23 Résumés
Everybody knows that people embellish résumés a little bit. I embellish a lot and it never
seems to catch up with me. In today's job market you do not want to be qualified; you want to
be overqualified. A résumé says just as much about a person--if not more--than an actual
interview. Without a stand-out résumé you may not even get an interview. I once saw a
comedian who gave me my theory on résumé writing. He said his mother could never accept
him because he did not go to college. She said to him, "Just go to college so you can tell
people you have a degree." His response: "What? Like I can't say that now?"
It is a rather funny way of looking at things, but it is also quite true. I went to college but I did
not graduate. That does not took good on a résumé. I personally had a problem with taking
classes that had no practical applications in my life so I took classes that I liked and received
an education. I did not, however, get that piece of paper called a degree indicating I took all
the classes I needed to graduate. I certainly do not state this on my résumé. I state that I
graduated from the university I attended with a double major in Political Science and Business.
I state that I graduated in four years, and that I was on the Dean's list for six of the eight
semesters I was at school. I note that I was the president of many organizations including the
Interfraternity Council and Saferides Program. I inflate the tiniest details into major events and
I am able to lie very well when asked about anything on the résumé. In short, my entire
résumé is created out of hot air. I know that employers in most fields are not going to ask me
for proof of graduation or for transcripts so I say whatever puts me ahead of the other
applicants. It still has not caught up with me and it does not look like it ever will.

24 Getting Several Salaried Jobs at Once
When I first started lying heavily on résumés, I obtained many of the jobs for which I applied. I
decided to accept four salaried jobs at once. During my first month I reported a few family
tragedies to all of the jobs and juggled all four of them, coming in to work only a few days each
per month. I was even being interviewed for more jobs and accepting them. Upon accepting
each job, I would come in to work, get set up, and meet everyone and establish good faith for
the first couple of days. Then I would report these mythical family tragedies. I would hardly
show up at work after a while and drag out each job for as long as I could before they let me
go. I usually got a month's pay and sometimes more. Of course this does not apply to hourly
wage jobs, so you have to take only salaried positions. Another good rule of thumb is not to
take any of these jobs in the area in which you live because you might run into company
executives when you are ditching work.

25 Changing Prices
Many retail stores have stickers with bar codes on them stuck to their merchandise. The bar
code is scanned over a laser at the checkout counter which reads the price. In many stores
these stickers are removable. I switch the stickers with ones on lower-priced items, and the
checkers usually don't notice. I did $30,000 worth of landscaping at my house for less than
$4,000 by switching the stickers on plants, trees, and bushes in the nursery section of a major
hardware store chain. Some price stickers have the price of the item printed on the sticker,
which is then manually entered into the cash register. I switch the price stickers and get away
with that, too. This usually works because cashiering is such a mindless job that cashiers are
often disinterested. You can switch price stickers and bar codes and even price tags in many
different kinds of stores, but be careful to avoid surveillance cameras.

26 Free Postage
When paying my bills, I put a one-cent postage stamp on the envelope instead of a thirty- twocent
stamp. I never put a return address on the envelopes, so the post office delivers it to the
addressee with postage due. They will accept it and pay the thirty-one cents, because the
company knows that the envelope contains a payment. Another great way to send mail at no
expense is to switch the addressee with the return address, and leave the postage off. Since
there are no stamps on the letter, it will be "returned" to the address in the upper-left-hand
comer of the envelope.

27 Taking an "Administrative Cut" From Charities
You can start any sort of charity and take a legal administrative cut. There are hundreds of
ways of collecting money in the forms of fundraisers. just organize a fundraiser, collect money
for a charity, give the charity a small percentage of the money as a private donation, and keep
the rest.

28 Switching Phone Companies for Cash Incentives
The war for customers between the phone companies has become so ridiculous that they will
actually pay customers cash to switch from one company to another. I call up one of the big
three companies each month and ask what they will offer if I switch to their company and they
do offer cash incentives to switch. I switch to a new company; they send me a check (usually
up to fifty dollars), and then I do the same thing to a new phone company the next month.
Sometimes the company I leave offers to send a check to stay with them.

29 Free Pizza and Other Delivered Food
I order food to be delivered to my neighbor's house, and while the delivery boy is ringing my
neighbor's bell and trying to figure out where the delivery's supposed to go, I can take all the
other food from the delivery car

30 Replacing "Damaged" Goods
Just about every company has a department for handling customer service. If you send a
product back to the manufacturer, you can bet that you will get a response and probably a new
replacement. Here is an example: I bought a couple of overpriced pairs of designer-label boxer
shorts. They were very comfortable, so I wore them a lot. Of course, after a while they began
wearing out. I took one pair and stretched it out as much as I could and sent it back to the
manufacturer, along with a letter saying that I was not satisfied with the quality of their
undergarments. I wrote that I had purchased seven pairs which were all in similar condition
and that I wanted them all replaced. I complimented the company on its quality standards, and
I said that I was otherwise a loyal customer who does not mind paying a premium for
excellence. They sent me seven new pairs. I do the same thing with just about every other
product that wears out and everything is replaced, including shoes, electronics, sports
equipment, etc.

31 Cut to the Front of the Line at Theme Parks
All my friends love to go with me to theme parks like Disneyland because I always fake a
sprained ankle. Theme parks will offer a wheelchair to anyone who is disabled in any way. Park
policy for wheelchair-bound visitors is to let them and all in their group cut to the front of the
line. The best part of being in a wheelchair is that your friends push you around all day and
your feet do not ache.

32 Charge Up a Credit Card and Report It Stolen
Here is a way to buy almost anything you want and not pay for it. Order a credit card and give
it to one of your friends when it arrives. The friend can charge everything you want to buy in a
very short space of time. Stores do not usually ask for an identification with a credit card but if
your friend is caught he/she can be absolved because you can say that you gave permission to
use it. Assuming your friend does not get caught however, you can call your credit card
company when the statement arrives and report that the card was not received. Report that
the card must have been stolen (after your friend finishes using it). Tell them you never had
the card and that the charges were fraudulent. A credit card company does not charge you for
unauthorized invoices so they take it as a loss and both you and the friend have everything
that your friend charged, free of charge. You do have to be careful to lay low with the charged
material as credit companies investigate these claims.

33 Have the Insurance Company Pay for an Uninsured Vehicle
My friend totaled his sports car and he did not have car insurance. He had it towed to his house
without observation by the police. There was no report of the car being in an accident. I had
him borrow an identical automobile from another mutual friend, attach the license plates from
the totaled car, and drive to an insurance broker. He purchased full collision coverage for the
car which he had already totaled. He gave the insurance agent all the paperwork from the
wrecked car. She took a few Polaroid pictures of the pristine automobile. He paid the premium
and returned the car to the other friend. One month later he called the insurance company and
told them that he had been in an accident and had had his car towed to his home. He put in a
collision claim and the company decided his car was totaled. The insurer gave him a check for
a new car.

34 Other False Auto Insurance Claims
Some people scan the used car magazines for damaged cars that have a "clean title." This
means that according to Department of Motor Vehicles' records the car is still in normal
operating condition. Many cars that have been in accidents are given a "salvaged" label, which
means that the damage from an accident was so severe that it is cheaper for the insurance
company to replace the car than pay to have it fixed. This "salvaged" title goes on the
Department of Motor Vehicles' records. If however, a car has been in an accident, and there is
no documentation of the accident at the Department of Motor Vehicles, the car has a "clean
title." This means that you can usually buy the damaged vehicle at a highly discounted price
and have it insured, using a car that is exactly the same model (to show the insurance
company when you purchase insurance). Again you can submit a bogus claim using your
damaged car after you have it insured as an automobile in sound working order. They will pay
to have your damaged car repaired or pay market value of the car if it had been in normal
driving condition. Either way you will make money on the deal.

35 Homeowners' and Renters' Insurance
These types of insurance usually indemnify the holders against loss or damage. There are ways
to make money from these policies. For example, I sold all my electronics to friends and
through the classifieds. Then I reported that I had been robbed one weekend while I was on
vacation. My insurance company wrote me a check for a new TV, stereo, computer, mountain
bike, and three portable phones. It is always a good idea to keep the receipts for these "stolen"
items in your records so that you can give them to the insurance company, but you can usually
get almost as much compensation without them. Of course, you can usually get compensation
for just about anything that you report stolen from your house. The best part about these
claims is that you get to pocket the cash from selling the equipment plus getting brand new
replacements at the insurance company's expense.

36 Bogus Raffle Tickets
A couple that I know go to fairs, swap meets, and other similar events where they set up a
table on the weekends to sell raffle tickets for their classic convertible. They display the
convertible behind their booth and sell tickets for two to five dollars saying that proceeds go to
charity. They never raffle off the car but they continue to collect for it and pocket the money
from the ticket sales. They do, however, make contributions to the charity for which they are
raising funds.

37 Free Admission to Movie Theaters and Concerts
When I go to the movies with friends, we only buy two tickets. The first two of our group go
into the theater to be seated. Then one of them comes back outside with both of their tickets.
He tells the ticket taker at the door that he left the car unlocked or something along those lines
as an excuse to leave and come back. Then he gives the extra ticket to me and I enter the
theater separately from my friend (who also re-enters the theater with his ticket). Then I take
the two ticket stubs and repeat the same scenario and give one of the tickets to another in the
group outside the theater. This scam also has many other applications, including concerts
where specified seats are not assigned. Two tickets can be recycled indefinitely if the people
pulling the stunt are smooth.

38 Chain Letters
Never underestimate the stupidity of the public. Chain letters have been around for a long time
and have made some people very rich. Others have at least made a moderate amount of
money mailing them. Chain letters are essentially a pyramid scheme. The following is a good
example of a chain letter that works today. Note: You do not have to limit the amount of
letters you send. The odds of making money greatly increase when you send chain letters to
more people. Here is the letter: My name is Dave Miller. In September 1991, my car was
repossessed and bill collectors were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was laid off from
work and my unemployment insurance had run out. In October 1991, 1 received a letter telling
me how to earn $50,000 anytime I wanted to. Of course I was skeptical, but because I was so
desperate and virtually had nothing to lose, I gave it a try. In January 1992, my family and I
went on a ten-day cruise! The next month I bought a 1992 Cadillac with CASH! I am currently
building a home in Florida and will never have to work again. I have earned over $200,000 to
date and I may have a million dollars within the next four to six months. This money program
works perfectly every time and I have never failed to receive less than $50,000 with each
mailing. This is a legitimate business opportunity; a perfectly legal money-making program. It
does not require you to sell anything or to come in contact with people, and best of all, you
only have to leave home to mail the letters. If you believe that someday you will get that lucky
break, simply follow the instructions below and your dream will come true! Dave Miller, Palm
Beach Florida Follow these instructions exactly, and in twenty to sixty days you will receive
over $50,000, guaranteed! 1. Immediately send $1.00 (cash only) to each of the five names
listed below. Wrap up the dollar bill in a note saying "Please add my name to your mailing list."
This is a legitimate service for which you are paying $1.00. 2. Remove the name which is
number one on the list and move the other four names up one position. (Number two will
become number one, etc.) Then place your name in the number five position. This can be done
easily by typing or printing the five names on a strip of paper and gluing or taping over the
existing names on this sheet. 3. Photocopy or print two hundred or more copies of this letter
which has your name now in the number five position. 4. Obtain a list of two hundred or more
names of opportunity seekers from a mailing list company. 5. While waiting for your mailing list
to arrive, place your copies in envelopes and stamp and seal them. Do not put your return
address on the envelopes (this will pique the curiosity of the receiver!). 6. When your mailing
list arrives, place one of the gummed address labels on each of your envelopes and drop them
in the mail box. Within sixty days you will receive your $50,000 in cash, guaranteed! Keep a
copy of this letter for yourself so that you can use it again whenever you need funds. Go for it!
Note: As soon as you mail out these letters you are automatically in the mail order business,
and people are sending you $1.00 to be placed on your mailing list. This is a service and is
perfectly legal (refer to title 18, Sec. 1302 & 1,341 of the U.S. postal and lottery laws). Page
two of the letter: Now, here's the interesting part! At a 7.5 percent response (which is very
conservative): 1. When you send out 200 letters, 15 people will send you $15.00. 2. Those 15
will mail out 200 letters, of which 225 will send you $1.00, which equals $225.00. 3. Those 225
send out 200 letters, of which 3,375 will send you $1.00, equalling $3,375.00. 4. Those 3,375
send out 200 letters, so 50,625 will send you $1.00, totaling $50,625.00. Sorry folks, that is as
far as it goes, but you will receive: $15.00 $225.00 $3,375.00 $50,625.00 $54,240.00 Letters
written by participants in the program: To whom it may concern: About six months ago I
received the enclosed letter. I ignored it. I received about five more of the same letters within
the next few months. I threw them away too. I was tempted to follow through and make my
quick thousands but I was convinced it was just a hoax and it could not possibly work. I was
dead wrong! About three weeks later I decided to go ahead and give it a try. I didn't expect
much because I figured if other people were as skeptical as I was, they wouldn't be too quick
to respond. Two weeks went by and I didn't receive any money. Third week, still nothing. The
fourth week rolled around and I couldn't believe what was happening! Within a few weeks, I
had collected in excess of $32,000 in cash! For the first time in years I was debt-free. It didn't
take me long to dry up that bundle so I am using this excellent money-making opportunity
once again. Follow the instructions and get ready to enjoy! C.R. Croft Another letter: I tried a
similar program in which the cost was $5.00. In that one, the return was about 3 percent. The
first time I sent letters with this approach, I got my first response in just one week! I sent out
500 letters instead of only 200 letters, so my responses were much higher and faster than my
first attempt. I am trying again with 1000 letters this time to see if I surpass the $108,000.00.
I collected last time. Good luck to all of you. It really has and will continue to work for you, just
as it worked for me! S. Ingram Another letter: I am a skeptical person by nature. I had
received at least thirty-five different letters like this one in a six-month period. However, there
was something about this particular letter that I liked. The initial investment was a great deal
less than any of the other letters I had received before and I also liked the fact that all
participants received money, not just the one in the top position. Anyway, I sent out 200 of
these letters and hoped for the best. Every day I checked my mail hoping for a response.
Nothing happened for eleven days. On day twelve I started to get a response. On that day I
received $137.00 in the mail I couldn't wait until the next day's mail. On day thirteen I
received $909.00!! Over the next four and a half months I received $131,879 in the mail!!!
Now that the letter I sent out seems to have run dry, I am going to try it again. I think I'll send
out 1,000 letters this time. I hope I don't sound too greedy, but now that I have all this
money, I want more. J. O'Neil Another note... Been enjoying myself with all the bucks. This is
the third time I have used this program. Funny, it keeps getting better each time around! P.
Thorp

39 Landscaping With Plants From Business Areas
Another way of avoiding paying for landscaping is to dig up plants from business areas. Many
office complexes have attractive landscaping outside and in their parking lots. Often the plants,
shrubs, and small trees are small enough that they can easily be dug up. I used to go to office
parks at night and dig up greenery. Now, I hire workers to do it for me. One benefit of taking
plants from office parks is that they are full-grown as opposed to the small, young plants
available at a nursery. This is the cheapest way to landscape, but Of course, the risks are
obvious. I got the idea from a man who has a landscaping company. This is how he cuts costs.

40 How to Find Stolen Goods on the Black Market
We all know that there are black markets for anything that is smuggled or stolen. The question
is, where does one go to purchase these black market items? The answer is: a city. Most big
cities have an area known as "the shady side of town." it is the area that everyone is told to
avoid if possible. This is also the area of any city to go to if you want to buy "hot" items such
as electronics, jewelry, or car parts. Of course, stolen goods cannot be advertised in papers for
obvious reasons, so these black markets are advertised through word-of-mouth. I always look
for seedy-looking characters on the street, or I try small businesses such as pawnshops and
other one-owner stores. I never directly say that I am looking to buy stolen goods, but I imply
it and try to evaluate the reactions of the individual I am asking. More often than not I come to
a dead end, but it usually does not take me more than an hour or two to locate someone who
can find what I want or knows someone who can. Note: Do not dress to "fit in" because you
will look like an undercover cop. Be yourself when looking for black market goods, or the
people you deal with will not trust or help you. Prices for stolen goods vary greatly but at least
they are better than retail ... and there is no tax! Do not forget that there is always room to
bargain on the black market.

41 Free Refills on Perfumes and Cosmetics
A girl I know ran out of an expensive perfume and bought another bottle on her parents' credit
card. Her parents told her to return it and not to waste their money on such items. I went with
her to return it, and this is what we did: She put the near-empty bottle of perfume in the box
from the new bottle. We went to the department store where she bought the perfume and we
returned it. She told the saleswoman that the perfume gave her an allergic skin reaction. The
saleslady recredited her credit card and she got to keep the new bottle.

42 All Green Lights
Most modern traffic stoplights are fitted with sensors that detect flashing lights. They are
designed to clear the way for emergency vehicles (ambulances, fire trucks, etc.). When a
stoplight senses flashing lights, it interrupts its normal changing pattern and sends a red light
in all directions but the one from which the emergency vehicle is approaching. If you flash your
brights several times at one of these signals, the flashing-light detector in the stoplight will
react, giving you a green light. Of course, not all lights are equipped with this sensor, but the
many that are make driving much faster.

43 Removing Locks
Here are a couple of methods of removing locks when you "lose your keys." Many locks can be
shattered by freezing them so cold that the metal becomes brittle. Freon and liquid nitrogen
are both good for freezing locks. After a lock is frozen, it can usually be shattered by breaking
it with a hammer. Another method works well for U-locks used on bikes. Place a car jack in the
middle of the U in the U-lock and jack it open. The metal will bend and then break.

44 How to Get a Handicapped Parking License
Do you hate to park miles from your destination? The solution is to have a disabled parking
license. While you can steal one, the fine is hefty if you get caught with it. On the other hand,
getting a legitimate handicapped license is not very difficult. All you need in most states is a
letter from a medical doctor stating that you are handicapped in such a way that your mobility
is impaired. Many handicaps are not openly visible. These are difficulties such as back problems
(slipped disk or pinched nerve), or internal problems (like weak lungs or heart). just go to your
doctor and tell him or her that you have the symptoms for such a handicap. Ask for a letter
stating that you are handicapped and have the doctor fill out any necessary forms. Then
register with the Department of Motor Vehicles, and you will be sent a legitimate license plate
for the handicapped.

45 The Concept of Payoffs in General
It is a fact that payoffs happen every day in our society. In cases where it's possible, one
should attempt to cut an under-the-table deal. In most cases, the payoffs will be small, on- theside
arrangements. For example, a man from the telephone company came to install a phone
line. I was already paying forty dollars to have the line connected at my home. To have an
extra jack installed in my office, however, would cost an additional ninety dollars. When the
man from the phone company came, I offered him twenty dollars in cash to run the line into
my office. Having all the necessary tools, he did it and left with twenty dollars in his pocket.
The phone company was none the wiser, and it took him just an extra five minutes. This was
just a minor payoff, but it is an example of how simple the concept of payoffs can be. Three
out of four times you will find that people will make a deal with you if there is something in it
for them.

46 Changing Your Fingerprints for Identification Purposes
If you ever need to have your fingerprints taken (for false identification or other records which
you do not want traced to you), you can change your fingerprints. This is done by coating your
fingers and thumbs with a thin layer of rubber cement. You then allow this to dry. Before the
rubber cement has dried completely, press your fingers and thumbs firmly onto the palms of
the opposite hand so that the skin pattern from the palm of your hand is imprinted on the
rubber cement on your fingers/thumbs. Thus, your new fingerprints are actually backwards
prints of the palms of your hands.

47 Degrees for Life Experience
If you have ever wished you had a degree, but couldn't be bothered to go to school to earn
one, there is a solution. In the back of many magazines (usually business-oriented
publications) there are advertisements for small correspondence colleges that give credits for
"life experience." They usually offer a number of degree areas and if you cannot find one that
suits you, they allow you to create your own. You actually mail in all of your work experience
and degree requirements and they send you a degree. Of course, most of these mail-in
colleges are not certified by the Department of Education, so they are not recognized as valid,
but once again, who really checks up on this? There is a way of getting around the problem of
having a degree that is not recognized by the United States Department of Education: Some of
the degrees are from correspondence universities outside the United States. If you obtain a
degree from a university in another country, it still may not conform to U.S. degree
requirements, but it is a degree on paper which might help you get a job. These colleges offer
anything from a B.A. to an M.A.-- and even a Ph.D! I am currently working on my dissertation
for a Ph.D from a small college in England with a snotty name. Imagine... a doctorate in Bull...

48 Discounted Department Store Clothing
If you aren't daring enough to blatantly rip off department stores, here is a way for you to at
least get a good discount: I learned this from a friend's mother who was always exquisitely
dressed. She shops in the finest stores, finds what she wants and then, when she is in the
changing room, she damages the clothing in some way that is hardly noticeable (e.g.
unstitching or a discreet pen streak), yet leaves the garment undeniably flawed. Then she
proceeds to purchase the garment, but she points out the defect to the salesperson before
purchasing it. She asks for the garment's price to be reduced because of the flaw, and in
almost every case she gets a very impressive discount with a manager's approval.

49 Warranties on Electronics
Take any piece of electronic equipment that is under warranty and make sure that a
malfunction occurs (due to "product failure") just before the warranty ends so that the
company has to replace the equipment. The best way of doing this with electronics is to plug
them in and turn them on in a sauna-like environment, such as next to a hot shower, or a
humidifier. The moisture seeps through into every crevice of the equipment and takes only a
few hours to fry all the circuits inside. Then you give the electronic equipment a few days to
dry out so that no traces of moisture are apparent. Finally you call the manufacturer of the
electronic equipment and make your warranty claim. In most cases the manufacturer will
replace the equipment with a new product, which has a new warranty. I figured this out when
a newer, more powerful model of my laptop computer came on the market, making the one I
had obsolete. The beauty of this scam is that manufacturers will usually replace faulty
equipment with their most current equivalent of that particular product. Thus, you maintain the
most up-to-date electronics without paying for constant upgrades.

50 Catalog Merchandise for Keeps
The problem with using "borrowed" credit card numbers for catalog purchases is obvious;
having anything delivered to a residence makes it pretty easy for the authorities to find you.
There is a simple way around this. For catalog orders, you only need a credit card number,
expiration date, and the cardholder's name to place an order, rather than the actual card.
Credit card numbers are available to anyone who works in a retail store, restaurant, etc. Be
careful not to take more than one or two numbers from one particular establishment because
investigators will see this as a pattern and might investigate the people working there. Once
you have the numbers, you need to locate an uninhabited house/condo/office so that you have
an address where merchandise can be delivered. The best places are out of the way of nosy
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6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.

I would like to thank  EvilV for being the 100th watch. Damn Furry Ninjas. Very few of you guys are actually watching me for me for art, I am not the best i do admit, particularly after changing submission themes 5 times;

Penicl Doodles
Babyfur
Motivators
Juggalo shit
Weaponry and Vehicles

I am surprised more have you have not unwatched me. lol. But most of you are dear friends. The majority of those being the juggalos and juggalettes, and a few I ran into with similar interests. I just want most of you to know you guys are the best friends I ever had, compared to some I have had IRL in the past. You guys know who you are. Some of you guys I have turned down conversations due to busyness and personnel problems, i am sorry. I will talk to you guys SAP when I get some stuff out of the way.

Anyway I got this on my mind, 100 watches is a milestone. I know theres some artists that get an easy 2-300 hundred with only 5 or 6 submissions, so i am not gloating with my abilities. But you have to remember the only real reason why I use FA is for freinds and sharing my ideas on things plus any art ideas that spur up.


YEAH THATS ALL
I <3 YOU ALL
MMFWFCL (to whom that applies)

PS, here are some of my Closest freinds on FA i had for a while, most are juggalos. These guys are good to talk to and or cuddle/confide with (metaphorically)

 lo4lyfe
 xnyl
 Rocket_Man55
 Kantrawulf
 eMiLyRacconFoX
 FacelessPysch0

CUDDLE BUDDIEZ:
 redneckwolf
 ZeroTheLiger
 shyne
FUCK WITH THEM I WILL SPLIT YOUR WIG YO

Tagged by:  estrangednikki

Rules:

Take Quiz
Tag 4 People to also take the quiz

Quiz: 100 truths

001. Name → Carlos
002. Nickname(s) → Carlito, Burrito, Furfag, Beaner
003. Status → Single

004. Zodiac sign → Gemini
005. Male or female → Male

006. Elementary → Um I was a godd Student. 3.7GPA average
007. Middle School → I dropped a bit, thank my juggalo homies (3.4 average GPA)
008. High School → Now its a 2.7 ish GPA, dont due drugs.
009. Smart → HELL YEAH. I am just lazy.

010. Hair color → Black. Pretty cool haircut too.
011. Long or short → Long and braded
012. Loud or Quiet → Loud w/ Homies
013. Sweats or Jeans → Tri Color Desert BDU pants
014. Phone or Camera → I need a phone. So Phone.
015. Health freak → Fuck that. *noms on Lard

016. Drink or Smoke? → Booze vs Pot, Hard choice. Pot.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Not really.
018. Eating or Drinking → Eat.
019. Piercings → They are planned.
020. Tattoos → Ha, if I had money, Theres a few hundred dollars worth I have planned as well.

FIRSTS:

023. First piercing → -
024. First best friend → Some Cambodian from well, Cambodia.
025. First award →Honor Roll GPA Award
026. First crush → 4th grade columbian girl.
027. First pet → Cat named max
028. First big vacation → Mt. St. Helens and other things
030. First big birthday → Chucky Cheese was fun.

CURRENTLY:

049. Eating → Bubbleicious gum
050. Drinking → Nada
052. I'm about to → Finish a request for Dark Preacher
053. Listening to → The Clowns are Back - By ICP
054. Plans for today → Shower, Photoshop, Figure out how to operate this Graphics Card Emulator

YOUR FUTURE:

058. Want kids? → At Least 2 or 3. Maybe more. M A Y B E
059. Want to get married? → Let me rephrase, why not?
060. Careers – 2nd Lieutenant in the USMC if I get to PLC and pass.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE SEX?

068. Lips or eyes → Eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → Shorter
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Spontaneous
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Stomach? Iunno
074. Sensitive or loud → Loud
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → Troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER:

080. Lost glasses/contacts → Yes
081. Ran away from home → Yes, I loved it.
084. Broken someone's heart → IDK
085. Been arrested → Yes. When I ran Away.
087. Cried when someone died → Never had anyone Die

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself → Sometimes I wonder.
090. Miracles → At Times
091. Love at first sight → Sometimes
092. Heaven → Yeah. There has to be something.
093. Santa Claus → He got shot down by a RPG over Iraq. I have references.
094. Sex on the first date → Depends on how well the date went and the vibe.
095. Kiss on the first date → ^

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Juggalos and juggalettes :<
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → No. U_U
099. Do you believe in God → I believe there is a higher being. There has to be.

100. Post as 100 truths and tag →
 zerotheliger
 AzureFox08
 rocketman55
 tailsxfoxxninja

Art wise requests:

1.)  TheDarkPreacher (Line Art finished, coloring)(I lost the original)
2.)  Lil_Dragon_Draco (I know what I am going to incorporate. Just need a pose)
3.)  shyne Yeah Yeah, working on it.
4.) COMIX, its gonna be in flash.

For those that dont know now, I will be commissioning a Suit from Beastcub. I plant to get a (Cheetah) Partial, Head, Paws, tail, soon as I get some other purchases for it out of the way. Well, those other purchases are gear. Military gear.

Last night, I received my Package from Armygear.net, and this means I am past the half way mark for a suit. <3

Heres what I got
http://www.armygear.net/armygear/im.....packdes-lg.jpg
http://www.armygear.net/armygear/im.....sert_large.jpg
a 250 Dollar value, for 80 bucks. I saved a lot.


So heres whats on my Possession list:

-3 Color Desert BDU Pants
-3 Color Desert BDU Jacket
-3 Color Desert MOLLE PACK II
-3 Color Desert Boonie Hat
-Desert Style Leather Combat Boots
-Olive Drab Bandana
-Knee pads, elbowpads
-3 Color Desert Camelback, (actually I gotta send ironfox09 20 bucks for it, if he still wants to give it to me)

Heres on the to get list:

-Coyote Tan FLC Vest w/ 8 MOLLE pouches (100 bucks)
-Mich 2001 Helmet w/ dummy PVS14 mount (Tan)
-MOLLE Drop Leg utility rig (x2 (R/L))

This fursuit will be the shit :P and hopefully within the next 12 months I will have it. Soon as my gear is collected, I am off to commission beastcub.

(And for the note, my next purchase isnt going to be anything of this nature, its gonna be a great milenko jersey, but I cant decide what color, purple or red.)
Pretty close to this one, (left) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/919153/

heres the actual product, 110 Dollar Jersey from hatchet Gear
http://secure.hatchetgear.com/v3/sh.....enko&it=33
I really wish they had a blue one. :(

The Juggalo Holocaust has found its way to Kentucky, for those that dont know this is where  xnyl lives, and I am lending, as well as the rest of you ninjas should, prayer and support that this blows over and she and her crew emerge from this event unscathed. Already she informed mee off of MSN that 3 clowns are out for the count in a nearby area, she didnt know 2 of them, the third IDK, MSN was cut short. (thank microsoft) but they are still family. (*sends Juggalo Care Package)

Anyway, for those who arent juggalos, or who are ignorant too, or are new to the fandom, The Juggalo holocaust is where Skin Heads out south have been killing juggalos and juggalettes in another one of their 'purify the white race' things..... again.......

Since this trend started, at least 20 juggalos have been killed. This is from yahoo answers, so we know many more ninjas cant be counted for. MCL to the homies.

Well XNYL and her crew maybe in danger, maybe not, but instead of going into hiding, shes repping the hatchet harder. Like a good ninja. I just ask of you furry freaks to say a prayer to night and watch over this. If your crew sees a skin head, spite that fucker are rip off his scalp. This will send a message. Fuck those Skin Heads Biggots.

MMWFCL
-Milenko Foulcraze

I am doing this out of pure boredom. Beaten out of  ArcticRenegade

Name five items within arms reach:
1: 27 bucls
2: Pointy Objects
3: a 1/16 scale X Wing from Starwars
4: My Dick
5: Sony Walkman Cassette

Name your top five favorite songs, in no particular order:
1: KMK - Blaze of Glory
2: ICP - Beautiful Doom
3: GWAR - Fucking an Animal
4: Kurrel the Raven - FUrry Song
5: Wheels on the Bus

Name five languages that you would learn if you could:
1: Moar Spanish
2: L337
3: Binary
4: PHP
5: Russian

Name five politicians, not including Presidents, Prime Ministers, etc:
1: Putin (hes more than prime minister)
2: Condi
3: Mr CLinton
4: Ms Clinton
5: Al Gore

Name five things you want to do before you die:
1: Buy A Deuce and a half
2: Buy me a AK
3: Buy me an AR15
4: Purchase a shitload of MOLLE gear
5: Purchase a MTV vest

I promised a few of you art and did a few peices, primarily the hatchet men. But I been down for a while for the most part, I need to organize what the hell I am doing for people. If I said I would draw ya something, you know who you are.....

Funny ass video and song. I am not much into gwar, but maybe this song will get me into them. WATCH, fuzzies are a prominent character:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BycBPAS3STs

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/277...../#cid:21271685

.....It would be so dope If we had like 20 clowns parading around like this on the Gathering Grounds, I already convinced 3 people to dress like this. Its worth a shot. DO ET. Hit me back if your intrested. I'll provide Faygo Box's. As long as you show up this year.

beaten out of  thedarkpreacher

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex it was a sleep over
[] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[] bought porn
[x] tried drugs

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house I ran away
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[] seen someone die

TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[x] been to rehab psych ward in the hospital anyway
[x] dyed your hair blonde
[x] been in an accident
[] been to a club
[] been to a bar

TOTAL SO FAR: 23

[x] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[] owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL SO FAR: 27

[x] dressed gothic it was a pretty dope trench coat tho
[] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[] blacked out
[] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL SO FAR: 31

[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[x] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL SO FAR: 39

[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[] gone to court
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire My bedroom when I was 6. I am a pyro
[x] lied about your age

TOTAL SO FAR: 44

[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence No bicycle headlight, fucker stop'd me
[] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL SO FAR: 50

[] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test

GRAND TOTAL: 57

there was a time in my life where I felt I could do anything. Needless to say, I left that part of my life behind, I am still bad, but not as much as I use to be. Fucking Juggalos. I'm a horrible person.

Umm, I been going through a lot of shit for the past 2 weeks, and the immediate future doesnt look to great, so dont expect to much out of me in the upcoming month. This is just a little rut, began around the last time I submitted an original gun submission on here, umm, yeah. Thats about it. Be forewarned I may not get all that creative until take care of my problems

Calling all juggalos and juggalettes, me and my homies have decided to setup a great forum for us, join the board and get music, watch vids, chillax and socialize with other members of the fandom.

http://juggalos.000space.com/forums

MMFWFCL

Whats everyones MSN names? for those who actually get on it...........

add me, juggalo_rolla[at]hotmail.com , or yeah, give me your names

Well, I just got land'd with another, little bit more sophisticated hatchet man commission request (I stop'd charging) and any way, I am trying to make a "How to make a XXXXX" submission, and some "other stuff", and a really long comic (I may switch from a comic to a Flash video, I just pirated adobe flash CS4, if it works like I want, this is a definte will do)

so yeah, NO MOAR!

beaten out of  lil_dragon_draco

Well, after hitting the pipe, I am tripping balls. Ask me any kinda queastion. I will answer. Personal questions preffered

In other news today, Tyra Banks was chased down by a mob of "furries" in studio 31 and was struck repeatedly with nail inlaid baseball bats. The LA County coroner pronounced Tyra dead on the scene. Some local area furs had this to say

"Tyra is a witch. She need'd to die anyway."
"Furries plus 1"
"Whos Tyra?"

LA County police, are not pressing charges or persuing leads at this moment, Cheif Deputy Donutlover stated this morning, the media simply blew something out of proportion again and its not the first time or last time it will happen to anyone for the matter.

NO ONE SHOULD CARE. DAMAGE IS DONE, GET OVER IT.
and for the 5-20 people, who dont know, tyra banks had a moment about fursuit sex on her TV show. I personnaly, had 3 journals on others profiles. ON the forums thats all they are talking about. Its sickening. I dont give 2 shits about others opinions. Please, shut up

So I went tot he airshow out here in sacramento today. It was awesome. Not as good as last year, they had the blue angels and a few more planes, including UH-60Ls, a B25 Mitchel, EA6B (one of my fav planes), and some other stuff. This year they had a C17 and the thunder birds. Thats the only difference from last year. OH, THEY HAD GUMS

Ok, not like that, it was towards the back of the tarmac, they had a USAF outpost, an uparmored humvee, i got to sit in, fun ^^, I turned the turret etc, I got a pic. WELL, off to the side where no one could really see, you could go into this shed, they had some guns, a M240G, an M4A1 Carbine, and a M249 SAW. When I noticed it, there was a little kid, yay big, and prolly only 6 or 7. He was like OMG mommy machine gun! (adorable) any way, after he set it down, I came up, dressed in my tan boots, 3 color Desert BDU pants, 3 color boonie, sunglass's, and brown shirt, and I looked at the guns, I looked at my mom, and told her what they where, and there clibre n stuff, then I went up to the M4, picked it up, asked the master seargent

"This is a M68 Combat Optic Right?"
him "Yeah, it is....."
me"Sexy"
him "you know your guns dont you?"
step dad "yeah, ask this guy anything about guns, and he will tell you"

well, without permission, I pulled the charger thing back, looked down the bolt, removed the safety, the seargent jumped a bit (dont worry there was no mag in it), I proceeded to look down the site, handling it like a pro, then, I released the Upper receiver from the lower and feild stripped it. The 3 guys in the shed dropped there jaws in ah. I fucking love guns. I made a great impression, told them I was joining the USMC, the snikered, and I left. BEST EXPERIENCE EVER

oh yeah, there where planes. I sat in a C130 for the first time. It was awesome. thats about it

"Inner City Posse got the dog beats ICP, we got the dog beats
No, you don't stop with the funk from the old days
Start nodding your head as the beat plays
Yo, the ICP has got the dog beats
Inner City Posse and we playin for keeps
And I know that you likin this funk
Cuz I can hear my voice comin out the trunk
Of your ride, don't take me for a sucker
You leave it unattended I'm a take the mother
Two to the D, to the OPE
Hitting 03 with the ICP
I like bass treble and the temp stuff
Throw, kick it in the back of a Seventy Bus
With that 40 oz, or that strong bull
Shooting craps in the back of the liquor store
And I'm hitting and we'll keep it at that
You out, Joe, no, I'm TOO DOPE for that
Rollin and I'm headed for the Clark Park
Just finished shootin 8 with the dark shark
Seen the freak with the bright White tank top
Keep rolling cuz I know I'll see my bank drop
Homeboy, if you wanna keep your riches
Stay the hell away from them mo' money
Trucks to the buckers to the jeeps
The ICP has got the Dog Beats
Bow-wow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
are the dogs in the house?
Street lights blaring out the windshield
Man, cold ceggers on the general wheels
Six pack in the back and I'm drowsin
Keep the sounds up if I escape 1000
2 Dope gotta kick his own style
Homemade kicker box for the ICP
Make the whole car hop
When we let the bass drop
Inner City Posse got a bad rep
Like my man on the crutches took a big step
And I can't stand a neighborhood menace
So I slow chill like Rockie Dennis
Bass in the car somethin stack
I know you hear me boomin in Pontiac
Everyone's braver when the bass rock
So I got a little somethin in the glovebox
Long black hair with a white rag
40 cent Faygo in a brown bag
Jump Steady, Rude Boy, and Nate the Mack
Chillin by my side cuz my posse's stacked
I know I'm gettin famous just think for a minute
Sold a car radio and the tape was in it
Sounds bring a life to the streets
The ICP got the Dog Beats
Bow-wow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Inner City Posse got the dog beats
Inner City Posse got the dog beats
Inner City Posse got the dog beats
we in the house
Waitin at the light as my bass thumps
And I'm gettin jocked by these local chumps
They point they wave they stare they look
I been jocked so hard, I could write a book
Violent J down with the pimp daddys (3x)
Smooth plush rides in a velvet Caddy
All the way live down to Jefferson
Inner City Posse got the best of them
when the tape and the system meet
icp has got the Dog Beats
Bow-wow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
Bow-wow yippie yo yippie yay
inner city posse got the dog beats
ICP we got the dog beats
inner city posse got the dog beats
ICP we got the dog beats
inner city posse got the dog beats
ICP we got the dog beats
inner city posse got the dog beats
ICP we got the dog beats
just rockin the dog
find the dog in me
just rockin the dog
find the dog in me
bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
just rockin the dog
find the dog in me
bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
just rockin the dog
find the dog in me
bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
just rockin the dog
find the dog in me
bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
just rockin the dog
find the dog in me"

This epic song, made by the Inner City Posse, paved the way in the acid rap, horror corp style fandom we now know today as juggalos. The Inner City Posse was actually a gang at the time, that formed after Joseph Bruce, Joey Ustler and John(?) Ustler got more into the hip hop scene in souhwest detroit as the JJ boys workin gigs in bars n shit. But after Violent J of this early "ICP" got convicted of crimes, and received threats from other detroit gangs like the Gangster Disciples and Vice Lords, wich had been around since the 70's (vs 1989-1990 Inner City Posse), ICP dispanded their Inner City Posse. BUT, they did not let the music go. They continued to rap. They changed their name in 1991 to Insane Clown Posse, keeping the initials ICP to annote the fact they did not disappear. Then they made their first studio album, The Carnival of Carnage. This album, and the upcoming next 2, established a city, than regional fanbase known as juggalos. But upon the release of the great milenko, ICP went national. And since that day in the mid 1990s, The fanbase has changed and exploded everywhere. ICP now has at least 2 platinum albums and another 4 gold. And a fanbase that could easily top 1 million strong, if not more.

Ok, prolly not most. The stupid free hand sketches I sucked at, or things that werent that appealing with 10 veiws and no comments. Um, left some other stuff, Deleting just a few more pics after this journal, uh, add'd some thumbnails to my guns and vehicles to distinguish them from everything, re-theming my gallery again, movin everything else to scraps (Again DX), movin some stuff out of scraps, I want more respect from the artist community. Can't do that with fucktons of shit submissions.

Workin on a HIGHER QUALITY image in Photoshop, pretty good if you ask me. I learned texture shading and highlight in PS, so YAA for me.

When I am done with that I gotta work on a peice of work for  lopiko, long story, but I know what I am going to draw.

Um, than I will be makin my gun submisssions again. Most Likely.

As for my gallery, I think I am on to something, when ever I am in a certain art trend, I think i will base my gallery off of it. That should get me more watches