Soooo I'm leaaaaving the fandom (onna jet plane!)
Don't know when I'll be back again...because I'm leaaaving (onna jet plane!)
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The proceeding statement is false, bitches.

Because I'm bored and in no particular order.

1. People that misspell tongue. Drives me of the fucking wall. It's T-O-N-G-U-E.
2. Idiots driving while on their cells. Seriously get the fuck off the road.
3. Pedatric IO needles. Stop fucking breaking. >.>
4. Combitubes and PTLs.. GET SOME FUCKING LMAs or just intubate.. seriously.
5. "Want 2 rp? ;)" Furries.. Nope.. cause like if I did you'd know. >.>
6. "Can I be your friend?" Furries. If you have to ask you've already fucked up.
7. "Why don't you like me? Furries. Because I'm a fucking bitch, deal with it, m'kay?
8. Stupid classmates. Seriously GTFO of my paramedic class. I don't want to watch you fucking around for 30 minutes after everyone esle is done with practicals because you are fucking moron.
9. Wet lube farts.. >.> DON'T ASK!
10. Stoned restraunt workers. Seriously... I've worked in restraunts.. get my order right and get it with in a reasonable amount of time. Is that too much to ask?

Soo like first time I bother bringing my laptop on campus after two full quarters I find the only open wifi network on campus has websense on. Not only that but I can't check the news, my email, the weather or access class related materials. However I can surf FA, Yiffit, furvets.. and even F-chan. Seriously, good job.

Oh yeah.. I can't play eve, access IRC or any other messager service. BUT I CAN LOOK AT FURRY PORN!?

Seriously, y'all.

http://forums.furaffinity.net/showt......php?tid=18946

Fucking disgusting.
Looks like I'm going to be talking up  Inaki 's offer and looking at moving to Furverts/Yiffit.

Summary:

Snow boarding is fucking awesome, sprained ankles aren't.
Certianity is good, confusion is not.
Life is good; however, it sucks.

Stolen from the lovely and cuntastic  RhiannaRavenclaw
Describe me in one word if you dare... and if anyone says lovable, huggable, sweet or kind I'm cutting thier balls/clit off. :D
So break out your dictionaries fuckers.

So this is the part were I say furries are people too, no matter how much you want to beat them to death with a clue by four or strangle them or club them in the head with your maglight.

To  Alchera : I'm glad you decided not to leave over this whole mess. It's not a good thing just to run away from whatever offends you or bothers you. Granted you can ignore it. So keep trucking and rolling out the art, it's pretty rockin'. Try not to let callous bitches like myself hurt you too much. :)

Sooo like I tried to point out this dude's  Alchera ignorance in a respectful (for me) manner and such and even provided like links to back up my points on the Rights of a Photographer here :http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/332322/ but like apparantly debating then pointing out the flaw of 'I don't like the truth I'm gonna block you' as an reply got my as BLOCKED.

Oh noes... best of all he talked about how he didn't like calling people out in public and such here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/332840/

Sooo like don't tell people the truth or they'll block ya ass too.

Oooh... he got so but hurt that he's leaving FA over this.

Soo as some of you may know for the next 7 days (ish) I'm gonna be fucking busy. It started with what was supposed to be an 8 hour ER clinical last night, turned out to be 10 hours because they were fucking swamped. Next up 12 hour ride along with Southside Fire and Rescue on Sunday. After that two days of hazmat ops and another 12 clinical. :D

So Candler ER Clinical:
Psycho Lady - Check! Just keep your paws away from crotch kkk?
Belly Absense Lady - Ewww... Check
Slut w/ STI - Check (She screamed after getting her shot and I giggled.)
Old Dude w/ Pnemonia - Check (He's not gonna make it.)
Black Dude w/ CHF (Congestive Heart Failure) - Fucker... couldn't Code in the ER had to wait until they got him on the table. He'll make it though. Check
1 Y/O w/ Stupid High Fever - Boring as fuck.. Check
90 Y/O Black Female Stroke - She was cool, Check
28 Y/o female w/ Circumferential burns to right forearm and upper arm. - Dumbass Check
63 Y/o in Diabetic Crisis - She was nice, Check.
16 Y/o Cervical/Thoraxic Spinal Injures - Dumbass Gymnist Check!

Skills Practiced:
Drawing blood from an established IV and from a fresh vein.
Pushing antibotics via subcutaneous injection
Establishing an perorial IV (once)
12 Lead EKG
Burn dressing
Airway and 02 therapy
And stuff I've gotten now.

Overall Impression:
Nursing staff were decent, though they did try to get me to do a few things out side of my SoP either out of ignorance or the fact that the ER was overrun by people. All and all I had a lot of fun and learned a lot.

What is wrong with y'all?

That is all.

My bar tab is $5620.. Yeah..


Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have

So I'm working again, but not in medicine.
Yes that's right boys and girls I'm whoring out my time and skills as a photojournlist for a local new station. Eventually I'll get back to doing the EMT thing, but not in Savannah, not until I get "Tactical Medic" training.

In the mean time working on plugging my way through school and picking up a Paramedic's licence. Go figure. I'm not exactly sure why I'm mentioning this, probably because it's easier than IMing the all the bastards that would want to know what's going on in my life.
:p

Anyone there that knows me, give me a shout. I'm in room 1111 at the Omni.