FA+
Shop
Sorry about the delay
General | Posted 10 years agoI know I haven't been on in a long time, and I mean a LONG time, but honestly, I just haven't really been writing... Between trying to get my life together, work, and having some time for video games... Writing, for me, just kinda got put on the back burner. I mean I like doing it, but more as a hobby... My comission info will be pulled, I will not be doing any more auctions... Anything that is posted on here, will be all personal works from yours truly for you guys to critique... if you so choose. If you want to unwatch me, I will understand. I'm sorry and thank you for the ride... the very... short... not really eventful ride...
Yours Truly,
Nightmare
Yours Truly,
Nightmare
Put up my pony?
General | Posted 11 years agoI'm debating whether or not I should put my MLP OC out for everyone to see, but I don't know how you'd react... Should I?
Also, I'm teying to get back on here as much as possible but I've been busy with life... so I haven't really had time to write... (Well, life and PS3) But I'm gonna try to write and post more often.
Also, I'm teying to get back on here as much as possible but I've been busy with life... so I haven't really had time to write... (Well, life and PS3) But I'm gonna try to write and post more often.
I cost $450 a night
General | Posted 11 years agoStolen from 
stormychang... It looked fun
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $10.00
[ ] Blonde - $7.50
[ ]Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ]Other - $5.00
$10.00
Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[ ] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[ ] Other - $1.50
$15.00
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ ] Under 5′4 - $9.50
$22.50
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[ ] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[x] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[ ] 0 to 18 - $10.00
$25.00
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[ ] First Born - $32.00
[ ] Only Child - $25.00
[ ] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[x] Last Born - $10.00
[x] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50
$90.00
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40.00
[x] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[ ] Sometimes - $21.50
[ ] YES - $20.00
[ ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $60.00
$115.00
Vision?
[x] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[ ]Glasses $5.00
[ ] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00
$155.00
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $30.00
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[x] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[ ]7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00
$195.00
Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$75.00
[z] Red - $60.00
[ ] Black - $10.00
[ ] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[ ] Purple - $22.50
[ ] White - $40.00
[ ] Aqua - $35.00
[ ] Orange - $30.00
[ ] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[ ] Other - $50.00
$330.00
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[x] a-f - $5.00
[ ] g-k - $17.50
[ ] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[ ] v-z -$25.0
$335.00
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[ ] white - $11.00
[ ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[ ] blue - $22.00
[x] other - $35.00
$370.00
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[x] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[ ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[ ] z - $25.00
$375.00
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ]Nope- $100.00
[x] some- $75.00
Total: $450.00
Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"
Wow! I cost over $400 a night... Makes me wonder why I'm still broke...
stormychang... It looked funNatural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $10.00
[ ] Blonde - $7.50
[ ]Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ]Other - $5.00
$10.00
Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[ ] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[ ] Other - $1.50
$15.00
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ ] Under 5′4 - $9.50
$22.50
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[ ] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[x] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[ ] 0 to 18 - $10.00
$25.00
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[ ] First Born - $32.00
[ ] Only Child - $25.00
[ ] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[x] Last Born - $10.00
[x] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50
$90.00
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40.00
[x] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[ ] Sometimes - $21.50
[ ] YES - $20.00
[ ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $60.00
$115.00
Vision?
[x] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[ ]Glasses $5.00
[ ] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00
$155.00
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $30.00
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[x] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[ ]7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00
$195.00
Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$75.00
[z] Red - $60.00
[ ] Black - $10.00
[ ] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[ ] Purple - $22.50
[ ] White - $40.00
[ ] Aqua - $35.00
[ ] Orange - $30.00
[ ] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[ ] Other - $50.00
$330.00
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[x] a-f - $5.00
[ ] g-k - $17.50
[ ] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[ ] v-z -$25.0
$335.00
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[ ] white - $11.00
[ ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[ ] blue - $22.00
[x] other - $35.00
$370.00
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[x] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[ ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[ ] z - $25.00
$375.00
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ]Nope- $100.00
[x] some- $75.00
Total: $450.00
Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"
Wow! I cost over $400 a night... Makes me wonder why I'm still broke...
Closing trades and needing Comm's and almost 800 pageviews
General | Posted 11 years agoFor the time being, I'm closing trades, but Comissions will remain open. I just can't keep doing this kind of thing for free. I'm broke and I need some type of money coming in. If you guys know of anybody looking for a good story comm... Please direct them my way.
On another note... OMG! I have almost 800 pageviews... Thinking about doing something for 1k, what do you guys think?
On another note... OMG! I have almost 800 pageviews... Thinking about doing something for 1k, what do you guys think?
Fursona Meme
General | Posted 11 years agoTaken from 
kudan7
Fursona: Joel: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9350717/
What made you choose the species of your main fursona?
I myself am like a little puppy, I'm loyal, VERY energetic, and I love to play (in both the dirty way and te not dirty way)
Is your fursona just like you, or how you want to be?
I roleplay as my fursona, so his personality is how I build him to be, which I usually built it to just like me. So, for a short answer, Yes it is.
Does your fursona have the same personality you have?
Yup
Does your fursona have the same dislikes and likes as you do?
Si
Does your fursona look like you at all?
In no way does he look like me, he's basically the male I wish I was
Is your fursona the same gender as you, if not why?
Mhm
Do you have more then one main fursona?
Not really, all my other furs just kinda sit in the back as support.
Do you have a back story for your fursona, if so does it have anything to do with your own history?
No, I do like writing backstories, but I decided not with Joel, because I didn't want to share my own past.
Is your fursona mated, if so is it to your real life significant other?
No he is not mated
If not, are they looking for a mate or are they a swinger, so to speak?
Both... Like a swinger swinging until he finds his one true love.
Is there something special about your fursona that you think sets them apart from others?
The hair. That is all
Do you have much art of your main fursona/s?
About 80-90% of the art in my gallery is of him.
Would you ever consider parting with your main fursona, if so why?
No way in hell, the only reason I would ever part with Joel is if I lost interest in the furry community... Which isn't gonna happen.
If you suit, do you have a suit of your main fursona?
I don't suit yet, but if I did, of course I'd have a Joel suit.
Have you ever roleplayed with your main fursona, or do you prefer not to?
Yes I do, a LOT
Do you consider your main fursona to be a part of you in any way?
Yeah, I said it before but I'll say it again... I see him as the male I wish I looked like.
kudan7Fursona: Joel: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9350717/
What made you choose the species of your main fursona?
I myself am like a little puppy, I'm loyal, VERY energetic, and I love to play (in both the dirty way and te not dirty way)
Is your fursona just like you, or how you want to be?
I roleplay as my fursona, so his personality is how I build him to be, which I usually built it to just like me. So, for a short answer, Yes it is.
Does your fursona have the same personality you have?
Yup
Does your fursona have the same dislikes and likes as you do?
Si
Does your fursona look like you at all?
In no way does he look like me, he's basically the male I wish I was
Is your fursona the same gender as you, if not why?
Mhm
Do you have more then one main fursona?
Not really, all my other furs just kinda sit in the back as support.
Do you have a back story for your fursona, if so does it have anything to do with your own history?
No, I do like writing backstories, but I decided not with Joel, because I didn't want to share my own past.
Is your fursona mated, if so is it to your real life significant other?
No he is not mated
If not, are they looking for a mate or are they a swinger, so to speak?
Both... Like a swinger swinging until he finds his one true love.
Is there something special about your fursona that you think sets them apart from others?
The hair. That is all
Do you have much art of your main fursona/s?
About 80-90% of the art in my gallery is of him.
Would you ever consider parting with your main fursona, if so why?
No way in hell, the only reason I would ever part with Joel is if I lost interest in the furry community... Which isn't gonna happen.
If you suit, do you have a suit of your main fursona?
I don't suit yet, but if I did, of course I'd have a Joel suit.
Have you ever roleplayed with your main fursona, or do you prefer not to?
Yes I do, a LOT
Do you consider your main fursona to be a part of you in any way?
Yeah, I said it before but I'll say it again... I see him as the male I wish I looked like.
Dear *****
General | Posted 11 years agoAn old Meme... Grabbed from 
rabbitfangs
************************************************
Dear
alucardnogod
I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when you When I saw the purple monkey At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initials into My salt-beef bucket. I'm sure
you're open enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your balls but keeping Your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
and you should stop picking your nose.
Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore,
Chris/Nightmare
************************************************
How to do this meme:
Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure
you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10)
and (11).
(12),
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Peed your pants last year
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - your new world emperor,
rabbitfangs************************************************
Dear
alucardnogodI don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when you When I saw the purple monkey At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initials into My salt-beef bucket. I'm sure
you're open enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your balls but keeping Your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
and you should stop picking your nose.
Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore,
Chris/Nightmare
************************************************
How to do this meme:
Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure
you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that (10)
and (11).
(12),
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Peed your pants last year
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - your new world emperor,
Ugh...
General | Posted 12 years agoHey guys... I don't know why things have been the way they've been... I've been working on a personal story and I'm running into a block wall... Anybody know a good way to stop the blocking?
Free raffle (males only)
General | Posted 12 years ago
AmaunaCommission/Trades List (Constant, everchanging journal)
General | Posted 12 years agoNone... Hoping to get some comissions soon.
Commission Tab Finished!
General | Posted 12 years agoI finally finished my Commission tab in my profile to easily organize my prices. go there if you wish to know my prices (I even added a price for herm stories now)
Sex meme! Yayz!
General | Posted 12 years agoStolen from 
xkamui
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Not at the moment, no
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon or at night... I'm kind of a grouch in the morning
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The whole bed
4. Do you masturbate?
Of course
5. How often? Lately?
One fap a day... Every day
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I would if needed
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Tried to... The shower was too small though
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes, only on my own though... I'm kind of self-counscious
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
A mix... Someone who can be both
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
See Question 1
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I don't know jack damnit on my friends list
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love easily over Money
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Anal, Doggy Style sex, and food play
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
On more than one occasion, yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A bed... Hehe... The girl was more kinky than romantic
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On the bathroom sink
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I'm too young for the bar
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope, but was kicked out for being too young
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Not yet...
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes on both accounts
24. What's your sexual preference?
Bi, with strong female preference.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, but my friend did
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Of course
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Not yet, I'm way too innocent
29. Bought something from an adult store?
See previous answer
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No I do not
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Mhm... A girl in Cali has a pic of my cawk
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Online, yes... I did it cause the girl was a creeper and I wanted to get her away from me... I'm an asshole, aren't I?
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes, WAY more than once!
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes, since I was 15 and I'm 20 now... I'm a bit of a cyber whore
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Not really... Head is just head...
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggie Style
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Huh? Sex... act?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I wish... But nope
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
I doubt anyone will repost this.
xkamui1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Not at the moment, no
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon or at night... I'm kind of a grouch in the morning
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The whole bed
4. Do you masturbate?
Of course
5. How often? Lately?
One fap a day... Every day
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I would if needed
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Tried to... The shower was too small though
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes, only on my own though... I'm kind of self-counscious
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
A mix... Someone who can be both
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
See Question 1
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I don't know jack damnit on my friends list
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love easily over Money
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Anal, Doggy Style sex, and food play
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
On more than one occasion, yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A bed... Hehe... The girl was more kinky than romantic
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On the bathroom sink
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I'm too young for the bar
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope, but was kicked out for being too young
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Not yet...
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes on both accounts
24. What's your sexual preference?
Bi, with strong female preference.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope, but my friend did
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Of course
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Not yet, I'm way too innocent
29. Bought something from an adult store?
See previous answer
30. Do you own any sex toys?
No I do not
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
N/A
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Mhm... A girl in Cali has a pic of my cawk
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Online, yes... I did it cause the girl was a creeper and I wanted to get her away from me... I'm an asshole, aren't I?
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes, WAY more than once!
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes, since I was 15 and I'm 20 now... I'm a bit of a cyber whore
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Not really... Head is just head...
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggie Style
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Huh? Sex... act?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I wish... But nope
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
I doubt anyone will repost this.
Another questionnaire... Learn about the Nightmare
General | Posted 12 years agoStolen from 
Geekidog
1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
No, I definatly couldn't...
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
Taken (A long distance relationship with a girl in Sacramento... I'm waiting on the answer if I can stay with her)
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
I'd tell you I'm taken
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
No, I never did get that line
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
Yes, see question 2
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
I don't know... Not really anything
7: Do you want to be single?
Who really wants be be single?
8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
No comment
9: How late did you stay up last night?
Until like 3:00am
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
I like someone a lot right now
11: Last three things you had to drink?
Mtn. Dew Voltage, Cream Soda, and Water
12: Have you ever pretended to like someone?
Yes, and I ended up actually liking them, then she turned out to be a bitch
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
Plenty of times... Something I'm not proud of
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
I've had roomates... So yeah...
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Yes, i i like them a lot
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
No, was dating a guy at the time
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
Chatting online
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
No.
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Maybe...
20: What would you name your future daughter?
I've always liked the name Sophia...
21: Do you miss anyone?
Yes
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
No...
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
No it did not
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
No
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
No
26: Who did you last see in person?
Some guy who let me crash at his place so I wasn't on the street
27: Are you listening to music right now?
No
28: What is something you currently want right now?
The girl in Sacramento
29: What is the last thing you said out loud?
"Why? Because Ponies... That is all."
30: How is your heart lately?
Beating like a drum
31. Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
When it's cold or rainy, yes
32: Are you wearing socks?
Yes I am
33: What do people call you?
Chris, Joel, Nightmare
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
I'm texting her now
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
Being homeless... That's stressful
36: Who did you last share a bed with?
No one
37: Did you do something bad today?
Nope
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
2 days ago
39: Do you get stressed out easily?
To an extent.
40: Will you sing today?
Probably
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
Nope
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
God or myself
44: What are you listening to right now?
Computer fans and the click clack of my keyboard
45: What is wrong with you right now?
Homeless
46: What is on your wrists right now?
My watch is on my left wrist
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
Bought it at wal-mart for $3
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
Hot cocoa
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
No...
50: Are you a good artist?
Nope, I write
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
It really is
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
Yes and no
53: Ever been on a golf cart?
Once
54: Do you have trust issues?
Yes
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
Nope
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I used to
57: Do you use chap stick?
Nope
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
No
59: Do you have a little sister?
Youngest of 3
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
They did
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Yes
63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
Walking around the streets
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
No
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Mhm... and I'm in love with her
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
I think so...
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
No... I haven't
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
With someone else.
69: Will next Friday be a good one?
Only God knows
Geekidog1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
No, I definatly couldn't...
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
Taken (A long distance relationship with a girl in Sacramento... I'm waiting on the answer if I can stay with her)
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
I'd tell you I'm taken
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
No, I never did get that line
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
Yes, see question 2
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
I don't know... Not really anything
7: Do you want to be single?
Who really wants be be single?
8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
No comment
9: How late did you stay up last night?
Until like 3:00am
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
I like someone a lot right now
11: Last three things you had to drink?
Mtn. Dew Voltage, Cream Soda, and Water
12: Have you ever pretended to like someone?
Yes, and I ended up actually liking them, then she turned out to be a bitch
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
Plenty of times... Something I'm not proud of
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
I've had roomates... So yeah...
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Yes, i i like them a lot
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
No, was dating a guy at the time
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
Chatting online
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
No.
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Maybe...
20: What would you name your future daughter?
I've always liked the name Sophia...
21: Do you miss anyone?
Yes
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
No...
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
No it did not
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
No
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
No
26: Who did you last see in person?
Some guy who let me crash at his place so I wasn't on the street
27: Are you listening to music right now?
No
28: What is something you currently want right now?
The girl in Sacramento
29: What is the last thing you said out loud?
"Why? Because Ponies... That is all."
30: How is your heart lately?
Beating like a drum
31. Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
When it's cold or rainy, yes
32: Are you wearing socks?
Yes I am
33: What do people call you?
Chris, Joel, Nightmare
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
I'm texting her now
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
Being homeless... That's stressful
36: Who did you last share a bed with?
No one
37: Did you do something bad today?
Nope
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
2 days ago
39: Do you get stressed out easily?
To an extent.
40: Will you sing today?
Probably
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
Nope
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
God or myself
44: What are you listening to right now?
Computer fans and the click clack of my keyboard
45: What is wrong with you right now?
Homeless
46: What is on your wrists right now?
My watch is on my left wrist
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
Bought it at wal-mart for $3
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
Hot cocoa
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
No...
50: Are you a good artist?
Nope, I write
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
It really is
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
Yes and no
53: Ever been on a golf cart?
Once
54: Do you have trust issues?
Yes
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
Nope
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I used to
57: Do you use chap stick?
Nope
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
No
59: Do you have a little sister?
Youngest of 3
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
They did
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Yes
63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
Walking around the streets
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
No
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Mhm... and I'm in love with her
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
I think so...
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
No... I haven't
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
With someone else.
69: Will next Friday be a good one?
Only God knows
News/Update
General | Posted 12 years agoAlrighty... Hello... I'm The Nightmare... and this is Nightmare News! A lot of things have been going down... One of the things... Well... I'm gonna come out and just say it... I'm homeless... Yes, I know, but I'm in a shelter and safe :) but 
honshu This DOES mean your story prize will be behind. It may take a while and I do ask you to be patient. I can do my best... Just gotta learn to make the best of what I'm given (Just gotta find a place that I can plug in my laptop... I got the time, just not the resources) Anywho... I hope you and everyone will be patient with me while I go through this.
Number 2: To
caravanheart I got a hold of the drawer for the raffle... I have not even gotten a sketch of it, so I'm waiting on that.
Anywho... Thanks to all my followers! I love you all!
honshu This DOES mean your story prize will be behind. It may take a while and I do ask you to be patient. I can do my best... Just gotta learn to make the best of what I'm given (Just gotta find a place that I can plug in my laptop... I got the time, just not the resources) Anywho... I hope you and everyone will be patient with me while I go through this. Number 2: To
caravanheart I got a hold of the drawer for the raffle... I have not even gotten a sketch of it, so I'm waiting on that.Anywho... Thanks to all my followers! I love you all!
The winners!
General | Posted 12 years agoAs you know, I had a raffle to auction off a second spot in my free raffle drawing... Now the moment you've been waiting for... The winner of the raffle is...
-drumroll-
caravanheart Congratulations! I'll be messaging you on the details
And our 2nd place winner, who'll get a free story from me is...
-drumroll
honshu I'll be messaging you as well for the details of the story you want.
Congratulations to our winners and I want to thank everyone that entered.
-drumroll-
caravanheart Congratulations! I'll be messaging you on the detailsAnd our 2nd place winner, who'll get a free story from me is...
-drumroll
honshu I'll be messaging you as well for the details of the story you want.Congratulations to our winners and I want to thank everyone that entered.
Raffle for an auction spot
General | Posted 12 years agoAuction and details here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11196375/
over 500 Pageviews!
General | Posted 12 years agoOMG! I didn't expect my pageview count to go this high! Thank you everybody! I'm thinking about doing another story raffle or something to commemorate it. Although, I am open to suggestions.
Free Raffle-osity!
General | Posted 12 years agoCause I feel like it
General | Posted 12 years ago(Jacked this from 
maskedpuppy But don't tell her...)
1.) What's your name?
Joel
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
This one goes to me, the man behind the screen. It's actually what I would've been named if my older sister was a boy (my dad named me... first son after him)
3. What is your status?
Single, but I do get around
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Besides being incredibly sexy... No... Nothing really
5.) Stop being a hornswoggle!
*tilts head* Dafuq?
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Yeah... No... All kinds of no... I don't fight
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Nope... But I do have my best friends Alucard (owned by alucardnogod) and Sabre who I call my brothers... Does that count?
8.) Oh? How about pets?
Nope... No pets...
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like?
What I don't like... Liars... People who make you think one thing, then turn around and stab you right in the back. I hate that
10.) Something that you do like?
Well, I am a big gamer... So I do like playing my video games from time to time.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I think I answered this one already...
12.) Have you ever gone through pain yourself?
Let's just say if it was any other teenager who had to go through the pain I've been through... They'd have killed themselves... 10-20 Times
13.) Ever had a strange dream before?
Sadly, none that I can remember
14.) What kind of animal are you?
Just your normal, average, everyday, run-of-the-mill anthropomorphic dog
15.) Your worst habits?
Very gullible, a short temper at times, very wimpy too...
16.) Do you have a favorite artist you look up to anyone at all?
A couple... I like Skidd's work, and Rukaisho... Very good
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Bi, but leaning towards the ladies
18.) Do you currently attend college?
Nope... DOubt I'd ever get in
19.) Ever wanna get married one day?
Yeah... I want someone who'll love me and keep me close
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Nope... I'm not even that good
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Being alone, and being a complete failure
Heights.
And dying
22.)What colour is your hair?
Black with a red streak in front of my left ear
23.) Eyes?
Brown
24.) What do you usually wear?
Tee-shirts and jeans
25.)What's your religion?
Christianity
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
Halt! Sir... This is the grammar police, I'm gonna have to take you in
27.) Well, it's still not over.
Really?
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
On the Planet Earth
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
Low Class... Don't even have a job
30.) How many friends do you have?
A couple really good friends, then some lesser friends
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
My mental state... I want to think like a human again... I don't want to be paranoid anymore...
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Depends... Which kind? *wink*
33.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches... Mmmm... So goood!
34.) Favorite drink?
Any kind of Mountain Dew
35.) What is your favorite place?
*blushes* Anywhere I'm pleasing someone
36.) Least favorite?
The house I'm at right now
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Not really, It's keeping me entertained and distracted from life
38.) Well, it's over you bonkerballs!
Alright... Whatever...
maskedpuppy But don't tell her...)1.) What's your name?
Joel
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
This one goes to me, the man behind the screen. It's actually what I would've been named if my older sister was a boy (my dad named me... first son after him)
3. What is your status?
Single, but I do get around
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Besides being incredibly sexy... No... Nothing really
5.) Stop being a hornswoggle!
*tilts head* Dafuq?
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Yeah... No... All kinds of no... I don't fight
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Nope... But I do have my best friends Alucard (owned by
alucardnogod) and Sabre who I call my brothers... Does that count?8.) Oh? How about pets?
Nope... No pets...
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like?
What I don't like... Liars... People who make you think one thing, then turn around and stab you right in the back. I hate that
10.) Something that you do like?
Well, I am a big gamer... So I do like playing my video games from time to time.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I think I answered this one already...
12.) Have you ever gone through pain yourself?
Let's just say if it was any other teenager who had to go through the pain I've been through... They'd have killed themselves... 10-20 Times
13.) Ever had a strange dream before?
Sadly, none that I can remember
14.) What kind of animal are you?
Just your normal, average, everyday, run-of-the-mill anthropomorphic dog
15.) Your worst habits?
Very gullible, a short temper at times, very wimpy too...
16.) Do you have a favorite artist you look up to anyone at all?
A couple... I like Skidd's work, and Rukaisho... Very good
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Bi, but leaning towards the ladies
18.) Do you currently attend college?
Nope... DOubt I'd ever get in
19.) Ever wanna get married one day?
Yeah... I want someone who'll love me and keep me close
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Nope... I'm not even that good
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Being alone, and being a complete failure
Heights.
And dying
22.)What colour is your hair?
Black with a red streak in front of my left ear
23.) Eyes?
Brown
24.) What do you usually wear?
Tee-shirts and jeans
25.)What's your religion?
Christianity
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
Halt! Sir... This is the grammar police, I'm gonna have to take you in
27.) Well, it's still not over.
Really?
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
On the Planet Earth
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
Low Class... Don't even have a job
30.) How many friends do you have?
A couple really good friends, then some lesser friends
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
My mental state... I want to think like a human again... I don't want to be paranoid anymore...
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Depends... Which kind? *wink*
33.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches... Mmmm... So goood!
34.) Favorite drink?
Any kind of Mountain Dew
35.) What is your favorite place?
*blushes* Anywhere I'm pleasing someone
36.) Least favorite?
The house I'm at right now
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Not really, It's keeping me entertained and distracted from life
38.) Well, it's over you bonkerballs!
Alright... Whatever...
more questions
General | Posted 12 years ago(stolen from maskedpuppy, Now I better answer these before the cops show up.)
1. Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?
Closed unless I leave it open
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Yeah...
3. Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?
-blush- no...
4. Where is your next vacation?
idk... And I don't see one in the near future
5. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No, but I dented one not too long ago
6. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Never
7. Do you have a calendar in your room?
No, but I used to
8. Where are you?
Me and alucardnogod's bedroom
9. What’s your plan for the day?
Try to find a job
10. Are you reading any books right now?
Nope
11. What fandoms are you part of?
Furry, I'm also a Brony (Pumped for Equestria Girls!)
12. Who is your OTP?
No-one :(
13. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Sometimes, but I'm still a terrible dancer
14. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Not really
15. What is your “Song of the Week”?
I guess The Living Tombstone's "Good Ol' Days"
16. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Sure. Why wouldn't it be ok?
17. Do you still watch cartoons?
I watch the old 90s cartoons on Netflix and MLP, so yeah
18. Whats your favorite love movie?
I don't watch love movies, I tend to get depressed.
19. What do you drink with dinner?
Depends on what is being served, but usually water or iced tea.
20. What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in?
Sweet N' Sour Sauce
21. Something I fantasise about?
Finding my one true love...
22. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The Boondock Saints
The Breakfast Club
Hot Tub Time Machine
23. Last person you hugged/kissed?
I don't remember it's been that long.
24. What are your favourite smells?
Freshly cut grass, and good food
25. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Yeah, but I think the magazine's popularity would drop like an anvil afterwards.
26. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Oh god, I on't even know.
27. Can you change the oil on a car?
My friend has still gotta teach me how
28. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Never drove
29. What do you normally order in a bar/pub?
Burgers and fries.
30. Favorite kind of sandwich?
Peanut Butter and Pickle... mmmmmmm...
31. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Pop-Tarts!
32. What is your usual bedtime?
whenever I feel like sleeping
33. Post a screenshot of your tumblr dash:
No
34. Post a screenshot of your facebook newsfeed:
Ehhhhhh.... No
35. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Game Informer
36. Which are better, legos or lincoln logs?
Lego's are amazing!
37. Are you stubborn?
When it comes to things I believe in, yes.
38. What did your last text read?
My friend Patrick telling me he was here last night at 8:42pm... No one texts me much :(
39. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
Yes I have, made out with them too
40. Afraid of heights?
Mhm...
41. Sing in the car?
Yes I will, if a song i know comes on the radio.
42. Dance in the shower?
No
43. Dance in the car?
lol... no
44. Ever used a gun?
Does a pellet gun count?
45. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Sometimes
46. Is Christmas stressful?
Yes
47. What is your sexuality?
Bisexual, but leaning towards straight
48. Major annoyance right now?
Being single
49. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Game Programmer... I still do as a matter of fact.
50. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes
51. Ever have a deja-vu feeling?
Yes
52. Do you take a vitamin daily?
Nope
53.Wear slippers?
Not much anymore
54. Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
-tries- Nope
55. What do you wear to bed?
My underwear and whatever shirt I was wearing that day.
56. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
Wal-Mart... i worked there so I kinda know how it rolls
57. Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t?
Yes, my last girlfriend (if I could call her that). I fell for her while she was dating a friend of mine. She fell for both of us and couldn't decide which one of us to go for. I made her decision easier and dropped from her choices.
58. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos
59. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds
60. Would you ever use a dating site?
Have before... Never works...
61. Ever taken karate?
No, but wanted to
62. Favorite season?
Summer... I love the heat, and it's close to my birthday
63. Can you curl your tongue?
Yes
64. Ever won a spelling bee?
Never entered one
65. Ever cried because you were so happy?
Mhm
66. Own any record albums?
Nope
67. Are you allergic to anything?
Not deathly allergic to anything
68. Regularly burn incense?
Nope
69. Ever been in love?
Yes, and is it bad that I regret it?
70. Did you brush your teeth this morning?
not Yet... Going to after this
71. Tea or coffee?
Is neither an option?
72. Favorite kind of cookie?
Sugar cookies
73.Can you swim well?
Somewhat
74. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
Nope
75. Zodiac sign?
Cancer
76. Ever won a contest?
Nope
77. Ever had plastic surgery?
Nope
78. Which are better black or green olives?
Black olives, definitely
79. Describe your dream date:
I don't care if it's dinner at Red Lobster or Burger King. It doesn't matter if we stay in a 5-star hotel, or a cheap sex motel. As long as I love the person, it's already a dream date.
80. Wash room or bathroom?
Bothroom
81. Do you want to get married?
One day...
82. Who was your High School crush?
I don't wanna talk about it. I still cry over losing her...
83. Do you like to play board games?
Of course!
84. Are you fond of romantic novels?
Depends. I like romantic stories in novels, but I don't like cheesy romances
85. Last movie you saw in theatre?
-thinks back- I think it was the "Pink Panther" remake with Steve Martin, but I might be wrong.
86. What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
Yu-Gi-Oh, the original
87. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes...
88. Who do you want to see right now?
-shrugs- I don't know. I mean I'd love to meet some of the people I follow like geekidog skidd rukaisho maskedpuppy mingchee and others
maskedpuppy, Now I better answer these before the cops show up.)1. Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?
Closed unless I leave it open
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Yeah...
3. Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?
-blush- no...
4. Where is your next vacation?
idk... And I don't see one in the near future
5. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No, but I dented one not too long ago
6. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Never
7. Do you have a calendar in your room?
No, but I used to
8. Where are you?
Me and
alucardnogod's bedroom9. What’s your plan for the day?
Try to find a job
10. Are you reading any books right now?
Nope
11. What fandoms are you part of?
Furry, I'm also a Brony (Pumped for Equestria Girls!)
12. Who is your OTP?
No-one :(
13. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Sometimes, but I'm still a terrible dancer
14. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Not really
15. What is your “Song of the Week”?
I guess The Living Tombstone's "Good Ol' Days"
16. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Sure. Why wouldn't it be ok?
17. Do you still watch cartoons?
I watch the old 90s cartoons on Netflix and MLP, so yeah
18. Whats your favorite love movie?
I don't watch love movies, I tend to get depressed.
19. What do you drink with dinner?
Depends on what is being served, but usually water or iced tea.
20. What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in?
Sweet N' Sour Sauce
21. Something I fantasise about?
Finding my one true love...
22. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The Boondock Saints
The Breakfast Club
Hot Tub Time Machine
23. Last person you hugged/kissed?
I don't remember it's been that long.
24. What are your favourite smells?
Freshly cut grass, and good food
25. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Yeah, but I think the magazine's popularity would drop like an anvil afterwards.
26. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Oh god, I on't even know.
27. Can you change the oil on a car?
My friend has still gotta teach me how
28. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Never drove
29. What do you normally order in a bar/pub?
Burgers and fries.
30. Favorite kind of sandwich?
Peanut Butter and Pickle... mmmmmmm...
31. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Pop-Tarts!
32. What is your usual bedtime?
whenever I feel like sleeping
33. Post a screenshot of your tumblr dash:
No
34. Post a screenshot of your facebook newsfeed:
Ehhhhhh.... No
35. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Game Informer
36. Which are better, legos or lincoln logs?
Lego's are amazing!
37. Are you stubborn?
When it comes to things I believe in, yes.
38. What did your last text read?
My friend Patrick telling me he was here last night at 8:42pm... No one texts me much :(
39. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
Yes I have, made out with them too
40. Afraid of heights?
Mhm...
41. Sing in the car?
Yes I will, if a song i know comes on the radio.
42. Dance in the shower?
No
43. Dance in the car?
lol... no
44. Ever used a gun?
Does a pellet gun count?
45. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Sometimes
46. Is Christmas stressful?
Yes
47. What is your sexuality?
Bisexual, but leaning towards straight
48. Major annoyance right now?
Being single
49. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Game Programmer... I still do as a matter of fact.
50. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes
51. Ever have a deja-vu feeling?
Yes
52. Do you take a vitamin daily?
Nope
53.Wear slippers?
Not much anymore
54. Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
-tries- Nope
55. What do you wear to bed?
My underwear and whatever shirt I was wearing that day.
56. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
Wal-Mart... i worked there so I kinda know how it rolls
57. Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t?
Yes, my last girlfriend (if I could call her that). I fell for her while she was dating a friend of mine. She fell for both of us and couldn't decide which one of us to go for. I made her decision easier and dropped from her choices.
58. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos
59. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds
60. Would you ever use a dating site?
Have before... Never works...
61. Ever taken karate?
No, but wanted to
62. Favorite season?
Summer... I love the heat, and it's close to my birthday
63. Can you curl your tongue?
Yes
64. Ever won a spelling bee?
Never entered one
65. Ever cried because you were so happy?
Mhm
66. Own any record albums?
Nope
67. Are you allergic to anything?
Not deathly allergic to anything
68. Regularly burn incense?
Nope
69. Ever been in love?
Yes, and is it bad that I regret it?
70. Did you brush your teeth this morning?
not Yet... Going to after this
71. Tea or coffee?
Is neither an option?
72. Favorite kind of cookie?
Sugar cookies
73.Can you swim well?
Somewhat
74. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
Nope
75. Zodiac sign?
Cancer
76. Ever won a contest?
Nope
77. Ever had plastic surgery?
Nope
78. Which are better black or green olives?
Black olives, definitely
79. Describe your dream date:
I don't care if it's dinner at Red Lobster or Burger King. It doesn't matter if we stay in a 5-star hotel, or a cheap sex motel. As long as I love the person, it's already a dream date.
80. Wash room or bathroom?
Bothroom
81. Do you want to get married?
One day...
82. Who was your High School crush?
I don't wanna talk about it. I still cry over losing her...
83. Do you like to play board games?
Of course!
84. Are you fond of romantic novels?
Depends. I like romantic stories in novels, but I don't like cheesy romances
85. Last movie you saw in theatre?
-thinks back- I think it was the "Pink Panther" remake with Steve Martin, but I might be wrong.
86. What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
Yu-Gi-Oh, the original
87. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes...
88. Who do you want to see right now?
-shrugs- I don't know. I mean I'd love to meet some of the people I follow like geekidog skidd rukaisho maskedpuppy mingchee and others
A good ol' questionaire
General | Posted 12 years ago(btw, I stole this from 
beauty_and_blood
1) Whats your (full) name?
Christopher Nodzo Jr.
2) How old are you?
19
3) Whats your Birthday?
Jul 9 1993
4) What starsign does that make it?
Cancer
5) Whats your favourite colour?
Green
6) Whats your lucky number?
9
7) Do you have any pets?
At the moment, no
8) Where are you from?
Pennsylvania
9) How tall are you?
5 11, almost 6 foot
10) What shoe size are you?
12, and you know what they say about guys with big feet... -wink-
11) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
3, including 2 pairs of slippers
12) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make?
Gay marriage and Mary Jane legal everywhere... Oh, and no discrimination of any kind
13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have?
I guess charming and the power to control water
14) and what would your hero name be?
Aquarius
15) and what outfit would you wear?
idk... but it'd have a hell of a lot of blue
16) What was your last dream about?
I don't dream much anymore... Is that bad?
17) What would you do if you won the lottery?
Get a house for myself, pay for my mother to fix hers up, and get my permit, liscense, and car
18) Would you like to build/design your own house?
Maybe one day
19) Which form of public transport do you prefer?
My shoes, it's all I got now
20) What talents do you have?
Oooh... I can make the wave with my tongue (No lie, I actually can do that)
21) Can you juggle?
No
22) Can you solve a rubix cube?
Ain't got the patience to try.
23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear?
Not anymore, lost it in one of my many moves
24) Are you psychic in any way?
No, I don't think so
25) Are you a good dancer?
No... Just no...
26) Are you a good singer?
Somewhat
27) Are you a good cook?
Nope, but my one friend/ex is
28) Are you a good artist?
Nope, that's a reason I write
29) Are you a good listener?
Yes, at least I think so
30) Are you a good public speaker?
Depends...
31) Are you a good babysitter?
No, I'm not
32) Are you a good mechanic?
Nope, but my best friend is
33) Are you a good diplomat?
Que?
34) Are you a good employee?
Depends on the job
35) Are you a good dresser?
I think so
36) Are you a good swimmer?
Not really, but I can swim
37) Are you a good skier?
No... Never tried it, but I did go snowboarding once... that was fun.
38) Are you a good lover?
Well, all my exes and the stars say yes, so I guess it's a yes from me too
39) Are you a good musician?
Not really
40) Are you a good comedian?
Sometimes
41) Are you a good cleaner?
No, but once I get started, that's when I'm good at cleaning
42) Are you a good actor?
At times
43) Are you a good writer?
I leave that up to the people
44) Have you ever been bungee jumping?
no, and never will... Too afraid of heights
45) Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking?
Nope
46) What types of holidays do you prefer?
Types of holidays... Like Christmas or New Years?
47) Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday?
From Pennsylvania to Arkansas once for Thanksgiving when my grandparents lived down there.
48) What was your favorite holiday?
Was or is? Well... I love New Years ^.^
49) Where would your dream holiday be?
Italy, Japan, France
50) Can you tap dance?
no
51) Whats your favorite zoo animal?
Poison Dart Frogs (Do they have those in zoos... it's been a while since I went)
52) Whats your favourite sport?
I don't play sports, but fav sport to watch is wrestling..
53) Whats your favourite food?
Anything home-cooked I love
54) Whats your favourite pizza topping?
Extra Cheese
55) Whats your favourite film?
The Boondock Saints... Hell of a good movie!
beauty_and_blood1) Whats your (full) name?
Christopher Nodzo Jr.
2) How old are you?
19
3) Whats your Birthday?
Jul 9 1993
4) What starsign does that make it?
Cancer
5) Whats your favourite colour?
Green
6) Whats your lucky number?
9
7) Do you have any pets?
At the moment, no
8) Where are you from?
Pennsylvania
9) How tall are you?
5 11, almost 6 foot
10) What shoe size are you?
12, and you know what they say about guys with big feet... -wink-
11) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
3, including 2 pairs of slippers
12) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make?
Gay marriage and Mary Jane legal everywhere... Oh, and no discrimination of any kind
13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have?
I guess charming and the power to control water
14) and what would your hero name be?
Aquarius
15) and what outfit would you wear?
idk... but it'd have a hell of a lot of blue
16) What was your last dream about?
I don't dream much anymore... Is that bad?
17) What would you do if you won the lottery?
Get a house for myself, pay for my mother to fix hers up, and get my permit, liscense, and car
18) Would you like to build/design your own house?
Maybe one day
19) Which form of public transport do you prefer?
My shoes, it's all I got now
20) What talents do you have?
Oooh... I can make the wave with my tongue (No lie, I actually can do that)
21) Can you juggle?
No
22) Can you solve a rubix cube?
Ain't got the patience to try.
23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear?
Not anymore, lost it in one of my many moves
24) Are you psychic in any way?
No, I don't think so
25) Are you a good dancer?
No... Just no...
26) Are you a good singer?
Somewhat
27) Are you a good cook?
Nope, but my one friend/ex is
28) Are you a good artist?
Nope, that's a reason I write
29) Are you a good listener?
Yes, at least I think so
30) Are you a good public speaker?
Depends...
31) Are you a good babysitter?
No, I'm not
32) Are you a good mechanic?
Nope, but my best friend is
33) Are you a good diplomat?
Que?
34) Are you a good employee?
Depends on the job
35) Are you a good dresser?
I think so
36) Are you a good swimmer?
Not really, but I can swim
37) Are you a good skier?
No... Never tried it, but I did go snowboarding once... that was fun.
38) Are you a good lover?
Well, all my exes and the stars say yes, so I guess it's a yes from me too
39) Are you a good musician?
Not really
40) Are you a good comedian?
Sometimes
41) Are you a good cleaner?
No, but once I get started, that's when I'm good at cleaning
42) Are you a good actor?
At times
43) Are you a good writer?
I leave that up to the people
44) Have you ever been bungee jumping?
no, and never will... Too afraid of heights
45) Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking?
Nope
46) What types of holidays do you prefer?
Types of holidays... Like Christmas or New Years?
47) Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday?
From Pennsylvania to Arkansas once for Thanksgiving when my grandparents lived down there.
48) What was your favorite holiday?
Was or is? Well... I love New Years ^.^
49) Where would your dream holiday be?
Italy, Japan, France
50) Can you tap dance?
no
51) Whats your favorite zoo animal?
Poison Dart Frogs (Do they have those in zoos... it's been a while since I went)
52) Whats your favourite sport?
I don't play sports, but fav sport to watch is wrestling..
53) Whats your favourite food?
Anything home-cooked I love
54) Whats your favourite pizza topping?
Extra Cheese
55) Whats your favourite film?
The Boondock Saints... Hell of a good movie!
a brief survey... please
General | Posted 12 years agoYanked from rabbitfangs
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of this site?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you?
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you re-post this so I can fill it out for you?
rabbitfangs1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of this site?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you?
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you re-post this so I can fill it out for you?
How old were you when you first...
General | Posted 12 years agoFell in love?
13 or 14
Lost your virginity?
18
Lost someone close to you?
My uncle I lost when I was 13
Consumed alcohol?
8... My drunk father gave me a sip of his beer
Received a kiss?
0 months, 0 days old
Went to the hospital?
Hospital? uhm... 11
Had a broken heart?
13 or 14
Lost a pet?
Had a chihuahua I lost when I was 9, a frog I lost at 10, and I never really had a pet since... Well there is the family dog I lost when I was 11 due to family troubles (We couldn't keep him and he was put down about 3 months later)
Got arrested?
Never
Broke a bone?
14 (broke both my pinky toes
Got a job?
18
Got a boyfriend or girlfriend?
First girlfriend was at 13
Went to a concert?
Never
Met someone famous?
Never
Got in a car wreck?
Not Yet
Dyed your hair?
Never
Flew on an airplane?
Never
Went to another state?
My family lives everywhere... I don't even remember, but I was young
Got a tattoo?
Never
Had a piercing?
19 (left ear pierced and I just recently removed it... was crooked and wasn't done professionally)
Smoked pot?
Never have... Never will
Smoked a cigarette?
16
Went to Disney Land or World?
Never
How many long term relationships did or have you had?
I lost count... but only 1 significant one
Dates with somebody of another race?
Never
Times your heart has been broken
Too many to count
Times you passed out from drinking
Never
Pets
none
People you hate
1
Times you were dumped
2
Times you dumped somebody
3
((Note: I just love these kinda of memes... Really let you soo the person behind the screen a bit more... and also I stole this from
AzzanVixkin
13 or 14
Lost your virginity?
18
Lost someone close to you?
My uncle I lost when I was 13
Consumed alcohol?
8... My drunk father gave me a sip of his beer
Received a kiss?
0 months, 0 days old
Went to the hospital?
Hospital? uhm... 11
Had a broken heart?
13 or 14
Lost a pet?
Had a chihuahua I lost when I was 9, a frog I lost at 10, and I never really had a pet since... Well there is the family dog I lost when I was 11 due to family troubles (We couldn't keep him and he was put down about 3 months later)
Got arrested?
Never
Broke a bone?
14 (broke both my pinky toes
Got a job?
18
Got a boyfriend or girlfriend?
First girlfriend was at 13
Went to a concert?
Never
Met someone famous?
Never
Got in a car wreck?
Not Yet
Dyed your hair?
Never
Flew on an airplane?
Never
Went to another state?
My family lives everywhere... I don't even remember, but I was young
Got a tattoo?
Never
Had a piercing?
19 (left ear pierced and I just recently removed it... was crooked and wasn't done professionally)
Smoked pot?
Never have... Never will
Smoked a cigarette?
16
Went to Disney Land or World?
Never
How many long term relationships did or have you had?
I lost count... but only 1 significant one
Dates with somebody of another race?
Never
Times your heart has been broken
Too many to count
Times you passed out from drinking
Never
Pets
none
People you hate
1
Times you were dumped
2
Times you dumped somebody
3
((Note: I just love these kinda of memes... Really let you soo the person behind the screen a bit more... and also I stole this from
AzzanVixkinRelatonship/sex meme
General | Posted 13 years ago((Figured I'd let you peek into the life of the Nightmare... oh, and I stole this from maskedpuppy but don't tell anyone))
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
I would love to say 'No', but every person can agree that to a certain extent, they are... I mean you gotta find them attractive don't you?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
If I was only taking mine into consideration for this, I'd tell you 'no', but if I add my friends and even people I know, then 'yes'... Seeing how happy they are does make me jealous, but I really want to be happy like that too
3. Are you a virgin?
No
4. Are you in a relationship?
No...
5. Are you in love?
Yes
6. Are you single this year?
Yes, for over a year I've been single
7. Can you commit to one person?
Oh hell yes!
8. Describe your crush
She's one of the smartest, most beautiful people I've ever laid eyes on, and to this day, she's me 'one who got away'
9. Describe your perfect mate
Someone who'll love me for me, never asking me to change for them one bit
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes, but I'm beginning to doubt it exists
11. Do you ever want to get married?
No, I wanna be single forever ;3 Of course I wanna get married
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Depends on the circumstance... If they did it willingly, then no, I could never forgive them. If it somehow just happened to them, then yes I could, but I'd still expect you to make it up to me.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Oh without question... But I don't really get angry when I'm jealous, I get depressed...
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yeah
15. Do you have any piercings?
Just one in my left ear, but it's kinda crooked so it really doesn't look good but it just healed so I don't wanna take it out.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
No, but I do plan on getting the Shadow the Hedgehog logo on/near me shoulder blade
17. Do you like kissing in public?
Yeah. Hell, I'll start kissing her and it doesn't matter where we are...
20. Do you shower every day?
I've sunken so far into depression that I end up neglecting it
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
I know someone does, but I just feel bad cause I can't return those feelings
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I know someone is, but they're only my friends...
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Without question
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
I hope so...
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Yeah, I hope it happens
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Unfortunately, no
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Never
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes, and it hurt too much to explain, especially when I found out not through her, but through the guy she was cheating on me with!
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
No! And because of the incident in the previous question, I never will. I know how much it hurts and I can't let anyone else go through that pain. That's also why I would never allow anyone to cheat.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
No, I haven't... Sure I hate my body but I don't see changing it.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Only once, and I'm still crushing on her
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
No... and I never will
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Mhm
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Lost my virginity to them too
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
When I thought I was gay, I did and there were times I just wanted to find a way to drug him into letting me at least suck him off, but I never did.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Hell, some of my friends hate some of my other friends... But relationship-wise, Yes actually... My one big long distance relationship (PA to NC) everyone didn't trust her... People still don't, and neither do I.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Once, but I never followed through on it
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
I still do
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
No, but I'd write a story for my love without any hesitation
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
No... Haven't had sex but once and it was over a year ago...
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Ooh... Tough one... When I start the kiss horny, then about 30 seconds. But if I start the kiss not horny, then probably 10-20 minutes
43. How long was your longest relationship?
6 months
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
If you count long-distance relationships, then five or six significant ones, many more insignificant ones. If you don't, then three.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
One, my mother
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
None, it was over a year ago that last time I did it
47. How old are you?
19, turning 20 this July
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
It would hurt, but I wouls say probably something like 'If you really love him/her, then go ahead... I want you to be happy, be it with or without me.'
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
Still single... :(
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
If you're talking first girlfriend, then I'd be damn shocked that she cared about someone besides herself for once. I'd accept the presents and apology cause I'm too nice of a person like that, but because of what she did, I wouldn't see us going out again.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Yeah, but she's with someone else, so I've kinda had to swallow that feeling.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on?
No, but there are are plenty people who've given up on me.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
No...
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Mhm... My 'One who got away'
55. Share a relationship story.
The night was Octiber 29th, 2009, Trick-or-Treat night. I was hanging out with my friend, Tia. We were smiling and laughing, carrying on and overall having a good time. We were meant to go trick-or-treating with her friend, and my first girlfriend, Stephanie. She then called and said she had to take her nephew out so she couldn't make it. Then I called a friend of mine to come with us, but we took so long getting ready that he left, so it was just us.
We went trick or treating and were looking over our haul for the night, giving anything we didn't like to each other. She put her bag down, and I sis the same, right before I kissed her. And that was the night me and her got together. I do still love and miss her though.
56. State 8 facts about your body
1. I look like I have a muscular upper body, even though I've never worked out a day in my life.
2. Both my pinkie toes are broken and both never healed correctly, so they look massive.
3. I have a little tuft of hair right on my lower back, my ex loved to play with it.
4. I have what is called 'soft plaque' which basically means I could go months without brushing my teeth, and I will never get a cavity.
5. My neck and nipples are EXTEREMELY sensitive. Don't even toy with them or you'll see my bedroom eyes.
6. My hair naturally curls, it does not grow straight except for the first inch or so.
7. Young kids, cover your eyes, it's time for a cock fact. I'm not very long, but I've been told by everyone who's seen my cock that I have a fat dick... I'm not trying to show off, I just ran out of facts about my body ;3
8. I tend to get zits from my face down to my shoulders.
57. Things you want to say to an ex
I love you
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
1. Make the first move... Every time I have, it's ended up in school-wide embarrassment, and I hate being embarrassed, so I don't make the first move anymore.
2. Take me as I am. I'm a massive gamer nerd and one of my biggest turn-ons to a girl is if she'll sit down and play a game or two with me. I won't take it easy but even if you just play with me, I'll be happy.
3. If I become sad and I tell you I don't want to talk about it, pressure me into telling you. It'll take a while, but it makes me feel like you care enough for me to try to break through my defenses.
4. Make me good food. One of the best ways to my heart is through my stomach. I love to eat food, but also convince me to excersize... I was short and fat once, I don't want to do that again.
5. Tell me how much you care about me/think about me. I love when people tell me I was the only thing on their mind, makes me feel special and important.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
Sorry, but no, I don't like posting pictures of myself willy-nilly, but if I get enough watchers, I may let one slip online.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
My ex, whom I lost my virginity to, was 5 years older than I.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Their eyes... And no, I'm not lying... I actually don't seek people out, I let them come to me and I always establish eye contact when I speak.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
When I'm in a crippling depression, notice it and help me through it.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
There's more than 1?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
If you have to hide a relationship, or even if you sleep with someone, even a one-night stand. That's cheating to me.
65. What is your favorite foreplay routine?
Simple kissing and touching, or me eating the girl out, that's always fun.
66. What is your favorite role-play?
Never role-played in bed, but I want to.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Something simple, even just a walk through the park, a movie at home, or just a walk around the block.
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Straight... Sorry boys
69. What turns you off?
Lying, cheating
70. What turns you on?
Being able to take the reigns some nights in being dominant (but don't overdo it), laughing and cherishing with me, telling me how great I am.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
I never had one, I shit you not.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
Anything, as long as it comes from the heart.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Hold me tightly, and tell me everything is going to be ok.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
A blonde with brains... My search has still been fruitless.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Looked me in the eyes and told me they loved me, and really meant it.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
Oh I don't remember...
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
If they love each other and are happy with each other, then I;m happy for them, but personally, I don't like people more than 3 years younger or 5 years older than me.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
I've thought about each one of my friends naked, at least once.
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
Valentine's Day... and Why? I was single...
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Well... I told my mother before I left the nest that I loved her...
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
My ex, Tia
maskedpuppy After reading over her answers before stealing this from her, I nearly melted.
skidd Not the artist herself, but her main character, Jasmine Mouse... She looks damn fine.
4) Amy Rose and Rouge from the Sonic games... I can't help it... They're hot for different reasons.
5) Applejack from MLP:FiM... Yes... I'm a brony... Your point is...
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
My Best friend
83. Who was your first kiss with?
My first girlfriend. She forced it, and right in front of my house.
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
She had a kid from her ex. I wasn't ready to be a father yet.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
I can't do that, not anymore...
maskedpuppy but don't tell anyone))1. Are looks important in a relationship?
I would love to say 'No', but every person can agree that to a certain extent, they are... I mean you gotta find them attractive don't you?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
If I was only taking mine into consideration for this, I'd tell you 'no', but if I add my friends and even people I know, then 'yes'... Seeing how happy they are does make me jealous, but I really want to be happy like that too
3. Are you a virgin?
No
4. Are you in a relationship?
No...
5. Are you in love?
Yes
6. Are you single this year?
Yes, for over a year I've been single
7. Can you commit to one person?
Oh hell yes!
8. Describe your crush
She's one of the smartest, most beautiful people I've ever laid eyes on, and to this day, she's me 'one who got away'
9. Describe your perfect mate
Someone who'll love me for me, never asking me to change for them one bit
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes, but I'm beginning to doubt it exists
11. Do you ever want to get married?
No, I wanna be single forever ;3 Of course I wanna get married
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Depends on the circumstance... If they did it willingly, then no, I could never forgive them. If it somehow just happened to them, then yes I could, but I'd still expect you to make it up to me.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Oh without question... But I don't really get angry when I'm jealous, I get depressed...
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yeah
15. Do you have any piercings?
Just one in my left ear, but it's kinda crooked so it really doesn't look good but it just healed so I don't wanna take it out.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
No, but I do plan on getting the Shadow the Hedgehog logo on/near me shoulder blade
17. Do you like kissing in public?
Yeah. Hell, I'll start kissing her and it doesn't matter where we are...
20. Do you shower every day?
I've sunken so far into depression that I end up neglecting it
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
I know someone does, but I just feel bad cause I can't return those feelings
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I know someone is, but they're only my friends...
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Without question
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
I hope so...
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Yeah, I hope it happens
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Unfortunately, no
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Never
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes, and it hurt too much to explain, especially when I found out not through her, but through the guy she was cheating on me with!
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
No! And because of the incident in the previous question, I never will. I know how much it hurts and I can't let anyone else go through that pain. That's also why I would never allow anyone to cheat.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
No, I haven't... Sure I hate my body but I don't see changing it.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Only once, and I'm still crushing on her
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
No... and I never will
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Mhm
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Lost my virginity to them too
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
When I thought I was gay, I did and there were times I just wanted to find a way to drug him into letting me at least suck him off, but I never did.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Hell, some of my friends hate some of my other friends... But relationship-wise, Yes actually... My one big long distance relationship (PA to NC) everyone didn't trust her... People still don't, and neither do I.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Once, but I never followed through on it
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
I still do
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
No, but I'd write a story for my love without any hesitation
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
No... Haven't had sex but once and it was over a year ago...
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Ooh... Tough one... When I start the kiss horny, then about 30 seconds. But if I start the kiss not horny, then probably 10-20 minutes
43. How long was your longest relationship?
6 months
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
If you count long-distance relationships, then five or six significant ones, many more insignificant ones. If you don't, then three.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
One, my mother
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
None, it was over a year ago that last time I did it
47. How old are you?
19, turning 20 this July
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
It would hurt, but I wouls say probably something like 'If you really love him/her, then go ahead... I want you to be happy, be it with or without me.'
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
Still single... :(
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
If you're talking first girlfriend, then I'd be damn shocked that she cared about someone besides herself for once. I'd accept the presents and apology cause I'm too nice of a person like that, but because of what she did, I wouldn't see us going out again.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Yeah, but she's with someone else, so I've kinda had to swallow that feeling.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on?
No, but there are are plenty people who've given up on me.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
No...
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Mhm... My 'One who got away'
55. Share a relationship story.
The night was Octiber 29th, 2009, Trick-or-Treat night. I was hanging out with my friend, Tia. We were smiling and laughing, carrying on and overall having a good time. We were meant to go trick-or-treating with her friend, and my first girlfriend, Stephanie. She then called and said she had to take her nephew out so she couldn't make it. Then I called a friend of mine to come with us, but we took so long getting ready that he left, so it was just us.
We went trick or treating and were looking over our haul for the night, giving anything we didn't like to each other. She put her bag down, and I sis the same, right before I kissed her. And that was the night me and her got together. I do still love and miss her though.
56. State 8 facts about your body
1. I look like I have a muscular upper body, even though I've never worked out a day in my life.
2. Both my pinkie toes are broken and both never healed correctly, so they look massive.
3. I have a little tuft of hair right on my lower back, my ex loved to play with it.
4. I have what is called 'soft plaque' which basically means I could go months without brushing my teeth, and I will never get a cavity.
5. My neck and nipples are EXTEREMELY sensitive. Don't even toy with them or you'll see my bedroom eyes.
6. My hair naturally curls, it does not grow straight except for the first inch or so.
7. Young kids, cover your eyes, it's time for a cock fact. I'm not very long, but I've been told by everyone who's seen my cock that I have a fat dick... I'm not trying to show off, I just ran out of facts about my body ;3
8. I tend to get zits from my face down to my shoulders.
57. Things you want to say to an ex
I love you
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
1. Make the first move... Every time I have, it's ended up in school-wide embarrassment, and I hate being embarrassed, so I don't make the first move anymore.
2. Take me as I am. I'm a massive gamer nerd and one of my biggest turn-ons to a girl is if she'll sit down and play a game or two with me. I won't take it easy but even if you just play with me, I'll be happy.
3. If I become sad and I tell you I don't want to talk about it, pressure me into telling you. It'll take a while, but it makes me feel like you care enough for me to try to break through my defenses.
4. Make me good food. One of the best ways to my heart is through my stomach. I love to eat food, but also convince me to excersize... I was short and fat once, I don't want to do that again.
5. Tell me how much you care about me/think about me. I love when people tell me I was the only thing on their mind, makes me feel special and important.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
Sorry, but no, I don't like posting pictures of myself willy-nilly, but if I get enough watchers, I may let one slip online.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
My ex, whom I lost my virginity to, was 5 years older than I.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Their eyes... And no, I'm not lying... I actually don't seek people out, I let them come to me and I always establish eye contact when I speak.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
When I'm in a crippling depression, notice it and help me through it.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
There's more than 1?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
If you have to hide a relationship, or even if you sleep with someone, even a one-night stand. That's cheating to me.
65. What is your favorite foreplay routine?
Simple kissing and touching, or me eating the girl out, that's always fun.
66. What is your favorite role-play?
Never role-played in bed, but I want to.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Something simple, even just a walk through the park, a movie at home, or just a walk around the block.
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Straight... Sorry boys
69. What turns you off?
Lying, cheating
70. What turns you on?
Being able to take the reigns some nights in being dominant (but don't overdo it), laughing and cherishing with me, telling me how great I am.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
I never had one, I shit you not.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
Anything, as long as it comes from the heart.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Hold me tightly, and tell me everything is going to be ok.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
A blonde with brains... My search has still been fruitless.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Looked me in the eyes and told me they loved me, and really meant it.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
Oh I don't remember...
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
If they love each other and are happy with each other, then I;m happy for them, but personally, I don't like people more than 3 years younger or 5 years older than me.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
I've thought about each one of my friends naked, at least once.
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
Valentine's Day... and Why? I was single...
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Well... I told my mother before I left the nest that I loved her...
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
My ex, Tia
maskedpuppy After reading over her answers before stealing this from her, I nearly melted.
skidd Not the artist herself, but her main character, Jasmine Mouse... She looks damn fine.4) Amy Rose and Rouge from the Sonic games... I can't help it... They're hot for different reasons.
5) Applejack from MLP:FiM... Yes... I'm a brony... Your point is...
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
My Best friend
83. Who was your first kiss with?
My first girlfriend. She forced it, and right in front of my house.
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
She had a kid from her ex. I wasn't ready to be a father yet.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
I can't do that, not anymore...
TMI Tuesday
General | Posted 13 years agoA lot of my friends have been doing this, so I thought I'd join the fray. You can ask me anything, anything at all and I'll answer truthfully, no BS, no beating around the bush or anything. And I'm not the only one you have to ask. You can ask my characters anything too.
So go ahead, fire away everyone... I am braced for impact.
So go ahead, fire away everyone... I am braced for impact.
Holiday Update
General | Posted 13 years agoHello everyone... Sorry I haven't been able to get to your stories... Hustle of the Holidays and all.
As of Right now, it's 7:29 PM on the 23rd of December. I'll try to get a story done tonight and I'll try for one tomorrow, but I can't make promises. I'll be going to my grandparent's for Christmas and won't be back till the 26th, but I will at least start one tomorrow and finish it when I return. I'm also gonna be gone for New Years to see an old friend I haven't seen since last New Years. We kinda have a tradition where we spend New Years together. We started it in 3rd grade and it's still going strong. I do hope, however, to either finish the Story Raffle stories completely or have only a little bit more to do by the time I leave. I really thank you guys for being patient and I promise I will pick up the pace.
Sincerely,
Nightmare
As of Right now, it's 7:29 PM on the 23rd of December. I'll try to get a story done tonight and I'll try for one tomorrow, but I can't make promises. I'll be going to my grandparent's for Christmas and won't be back till the 26th, but I will at least start one tomorrow and finish it when I return. I'm also gonna be gone for New Years to see an old friend I haven't seen since last New Years. We kinda have a tradition where we spend New Years together. We started it in 3rd grade and it's still going strong. I do hope, however, to either finish the Story Raffle stories completely or have only a little bit more to do by the time I leave. I really thank you guys for being patient and I promise I will pick up the pace.
Sincerely,
Nightmare
